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The Real Life Game!!!

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 08:40:15


At 6/6/03 08:31 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *shrugs and walks past Marc* heh heh.. loyal to yer girlfren, huh?

Oh yeah, I am :) *gives a hug(I think that's allowd ;))*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 08:41:11


At 6/6/03 08:39 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *grabs her shotgun* sure, of course you can join... by the way... it's duck hunting season

*grabs the shotgun that Anime_Goddess stole and shoves it in her ass*

thats for standing me up last night, and after I paid you!!!1

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 08:42:45


At 6/6/03 08:39 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/6/03 08:33 AM, warriormage wrote:
*grabs her shotgun* sure, of course you can join... by the way... it's duck hunting season

It is? So it's legal now to kill the ducks? *steps on duck, grabs it* This one will be going on the grill.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 08:43:38


At 6/6/03 08:41 AM, tehfucko wrote: *grabs the shotgun that Anime_Goddess stole and shoves it in her ass*

thats for standing me up last night, and after I paid you!!!1

Grrrr you asked for it *beats the crap out of Ant*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 08:45:10


*girlfriend calls me* *jumps in his new stolen car(i have no driving licence but who cares? :)) and drives off*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 08:47:04


At 6/6/03 08:43 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/6/03 08:41 AM, tehfucko wrote: *grabs the shotgun that Anime_Goddess stole and shoves it in her ass*

thats for standing me up last night, and after I paid you!!!1
Grrrr you asked for it *beats the crap out of Ant*

Now play nice you two, those are not very nice things to do. *grabs popcorn* But seeing as you're doing it anyway, don't pay any attention to me. *puts on 3d glasses*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 08:50:45


*throws left hook, misses..
runs and tackles raze*

haha! take that.

your next warriormage, i'll teach you to just watch.

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 08:52:55


At 6/6/03 08:47 AM, warriormage wrote: Now play nice you two, those are not very nice things to do. *grabs popcorn* But seeing as you're doing it anyway, don't pay any attention to me. *puts on 3d glasses*

*glares at warriormage* wot happened to the duck yer supposed to grill?
*gets back to beating Ant*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 08:54:02


At 6/6/03 08:50 AM, tehfucko wrote: *throws left hook, misses..
runs and tackles raze*

haha! take that.

your next warriormage, i'll teach you to just watch.

Take it easy. *backs away a little bit* We're all Pie-loving non-violent and peaceful people. *backs away a bit more* Don't do anything foolish, lad. *closes eyes and holds Micheal Jackson picture in front of tehfuckos face* I really wish you hadn't made me do this.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 08:56:22


At 6/6/03 08:54 AM, warriormage wrote: Take it easy. *backs away a little bit* We're all Pie-loving non-violent and peaceful people. *backs away a bit more* Don't do anything foolish, lad. *closes eyes and holds Micheal Jackson picture in front of tehfuckos face* I really wish you hadn't made me do this.

argh! how did you know my weakness!?
*cops a feel for no apparent reason*
i think i'm bleeding out of my ass now raze, thanks!!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 09:06:13


wow that was very confusing. maybe give the people you are talking about names instead of saying "this person" and "the other person"

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 09:10:14


At 6/6/03 08:56 AM, tehfucko wrote: i think i'm bleeding out of my ass now raze, thanks!!

*opens bag* here Ant, here's a tampon

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 09:14:50


At 6/6/03 09:06 AM, packersman wrote: wow that was very confusing. maybe give the people you are talking about names instead of saying "this person" and "the other person"

quoting the person your talking about would help.

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 09:17:17


At 6/6/03 09:10 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/6/03 08:56 AM, tehfucko wrote: i think i'm bleeding out of my ass now raze, thanks!!
*opens bag* here Ant, here's a tampon

cool,I don't need them now though, the bleeding stopped on its own.

*sticks tampon in raze's mouth*
lets see how many we can fit down your throat,
1..2..9..15.. open up wider please.

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 09:22:53


At 6/6/03 09:17 AM, tehfucko wrote: lets see how many we can fit down your throat,
1..2..9..15.. open up wider please.

Mmppff!!! *ptooey* Ant.. these are slims... go on.. buy some maxis

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 09:25:48


At 6/6/03 09:22 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/6/03 09:17 AM, tehfucko wrote: lets see how many we can fit down your throat,
1..2..9..15.. open up wider please.
Mmppff!!! *ptooey* Ant.. these are slims... go on.. buy some maxis

I know you like them big.
sorry i tried to cheat you...
*anthony lowers his head in shame and disgust*
i can't do anything right!!!11

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 09:27:43


At 6/6/03 09:25 AM, tehfucko wrote: I know you like them big.
sorry i tried to cheat you...
*anthony lowers his head in shame and disgust*
i can't do anything right!!!11

*scratches bum* wot?

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 09:33:33


At 6/6/03 09:27 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *scratches bum* wot?

your always changing the subject.
*kicks raze in the ass*

i'm gonna learn you yet girl!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 09:37:32


At 6/6/03 09:33 AM, tehfucko wrote: your always changing the subject.
*kicks raze in the ass*

i'm gonna learn you yet girl!

*punches Ant in the face* that's for kicking me in the arse
*shoves a maxi tampon up Ant's arse* and that is for... uhh.. just for fun

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 09:44:57


At 6/6/03 09:37 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *punches Ant in the face* that's for kicking me in the arse
*shoves a maxi tampon up Ant's arse* and that is for... uhh.. just for fun

I don't mind the tampon, it was starting to bleed up there again anyhow.

but my face hurts now and i'm kind of dizzy...
I need to lay down.. *holds head and falls to the ground*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 09:51:40


At 6/6/03 09:44 AM, tehfucko wrote: but my face hurts now and i'm kind of dizzy...
I need to lay down.. *holds head and falls to the ground*

*kneels down and pokes Ant with a branch* are you dead, mistuh?

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 10:01:14


At 6/6/03 09:51 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/6/03 09:44 AM, tehfucko wrote: but my face hurts now and i'm kind of dizzy...
I need to lay down.. *holds head and falls to the ground*
*kneels down and pokes Ant with a branch* are you dead, mistuh?

hmmm.. i would say he is passed out miss.
i will steal his wallet, you can have his watch.
:D

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 10:06:37


*mumbles...*

ahh, what the hell are you doing!?
get your damn hands out of my pants.

{{{headtrauma}}}

The Real Life Game!!!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 10:09:36


At 6/6/03 10:01 AM, headtrauma wrote: hmmm.. i would say he is passed out miss.
i will steal his wallet, you can have his watch.
D

*steals wallet and watch* Pahh... imitation...
*scratches head* I'm confused now..

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 10:11:51


At 6/6/03 08:45 AM, KoRnFreaker wrote: *girlfriend calls me* *jumps in his new stolen car(i have no driving licence but who cares? :)) and drives off*

*brings KoRnFreaker to the crown for a good annual stoning for the unauthorised theft of a vehicle and driving without a liscence*

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 10:16:03


At 6/6/03 10:11 AM, DevastatoR_da_X wrote: *brings KoRnFreaker to the crown for a good annual stoning for the unauthorised theft of a vehicle and driving without a liscence*

*wakes up, where the hell did my wallet go?
and DevastatoR, where were you 2 days ago?! damn authorities.

<3 <3 <3

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 10:45:15


*Raze is forced to get up to clean the cat poop*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 10:48:23


At 6/6/03 10:45 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *Raze is forced to get up to clean the cat poop*

awe, let me get that for you.

*picks up poop and throws it at cabbiteyes*

thats for flipping me off before!!!11

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 10:54:15


At 6/6/03 02:16 AM, Dark_Serpent wrote: *beats shit out of Mr. trivia for forcing Star Trek into the conversation, points at his brutally beaten body and laughs*

*wakes up with a broken arm* I must have slept on it wrong.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 10:56:28


At 6/6/03 10:54 AM, mr_trivia wrote: *wakes up with a broken arm* I must have slept on it wrong.

no, that was my fault actually, I accidently jumped on it... repeatedly.

sorry :-(