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At 9/14/12 01:58 AM, Joic wrote: I'm proud oif you man keeping this place running must have been hell with almost evryone gone. But then again most of NG seems a little dead. When I saw that you were still here I figured you could use some help and I'm sure that the bullshit will eventualy sort itself out, it mostly does.

Werd, I started goin hard when everything died down and it was just me here for a while, I didn't want la famiglia coming back to a dead club with locks and chains on it so i pumped a lil gas in and been grinding on fuels since. I had too big a place in my chest for this shit to just watch it go under.

So I'm officialy back at the most awesome club on the internet, guess I'll start writing a story about the good old days

that's what the fuck's up

Oh and to Confuc.. I'm not gonna place you in a job, this ain't the army, it's the fucking Mafia. Ask yourself what you can do for us, then get back at me.
I would also suggest changing your sig if you're gonna be posting here more often. That's all, take it or leave.

At 9/14/12 11:41 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: Oh and to Confuc.. I'm not gonna place you in a job, this ain't the army, it's the fucking Mafia. Ask yourself what you can do for us, then get back at me.

Yes well, I tried that and had no reply from anyone. There was a guy we could have been seen too. Another who owed a favour. Even some guy who was interested in joining. But nobody got back to me on those things. So nothing happened so I asked you if there was anything.

I would also suggest changing your sig if you're gonna be posting here more often. That's all, take it or leave.

I would like to. But last time I tried a few people threw a hissy fit over the matter and demanded I put it back. Just like my aura back before the redesign.

How's tricks?

So the story is coming along slowly, I've decided to take my time with this one and do it right. It's been a long time since I wrote a story so I'm a little rusty. Don't kill me if it's not my best piece of work.

I should be finished somewhere next week with part 1 so keep your eyes pealed.

A beat up coop comes to a halt in front of a bank on a early Monday morning..
The windows start to crack and smoke pours out the side into the sky
[Joic] "Ight yo, just go up in that motherfucker.."
A gun cocks
[Joic] "Grab the motherfuckin money and get outta there!"
[Boris] "Yea yea"
[Joic] "Imma be right here waitin for you."
[Boris] "Ight."
The door opens and the passenger jumps out holding an AK low against his leg.
[Joic] "Yo B!"
[Boris] "Whaaaaat?!"
[Joic] "Don't kill nobody this time!"
[Boris] "naaawww ight.....god fuckin damn."

The doors open and Boris enters whistling a tune with his head low. Only a few costumers fill the lobby.
He walks right up to the counter and is greeted with a smile from the girl behind the desk
[Teller] "Hi can i help you?"
[Boris] "Yes I'd like to make a withdrawal.."
[Teller] "Ok if yo.."
Before she could finish a barrel touched her forehead.
[Boris] "Now put the money in the fucking bag and I won't kill you!" he said low and harshly.
The girls began to shake, she was obviously new as she fumbled to open the draw.
[Teller] "Oh my God please don't kill me..." the girl pleaded as she stuffed money and tears into the bag, she had begun to cry.
[Boris] "I'm not gonna fucking kill you just put the money in the bag. And stop looking around!"

The young girl had just finished putting the last note into the bag when she looked into Boris' eyes and at the rifle pressed to her head.
*BANG!*
[Boris] "Thank you!" Boris yelled as he darted towards the door, people were beginning to shout and take cover as he blew through the doors and dove through the windows into the beat up whip which peeled off soon as he was in.

[Joic] "You fuckin did it again didn't you!"
Joic yelled as Boris rolled on the passenger seat laughing covered in blood.
[Joic] "You gotta stop that shit kid" Joic said as he sparked a clip, "But we got the money so let's go."
[Boris] "Hehehahah!..think that's enough though? Prolly need more he said 50 Mill by tonight.."
[Joic] "We need to make a few more stops, I know a couple places. Makes me wish I would of saved up some money from the ol' days.."
[Boris] "Wouldn't even be in this shit if it were the old days."
[Joic] "Yea shit went downhill, but we can turn this around we just need to grab a little more and then we can talk to him."

A banged up car sped down the block trailing clouds of smoke.

Where all the white women at?

I heard joke once.

Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. Life doesn't seem worth it anymore, asks for help.
Doctor says treatment is simple, the great Boris-4-u is in town, he will surely cheer you up for he is awesome.
Man breaks down in tears, shoots doctor in chest, right before he dies man leans in and says.

"But Doc....I am Boris."

Good joke, cue applause, roll credits.

FIN

Oh look, I'm finally level 10. And it only took me TEN GODDAMN YEARS.

Nice to see this is still going.

Any of yous guieses got a fuckin Playstation?

I feel like the dude who played Kenickie' in Grease if ya know what i mean

He's a 30 yr old playing a teenager ahh youll get it someday

At 2/17/04 05:43 PM, Ghost wrote: i got an offer you can't refuse (well, in a way you can) any ways this is the NG Mafia a group that will help out anyone needing help, a favor in a way.

so as the godfather i'm looking for some good men, trust worthy people. also if you want you can make suggestions what this club can do if you want.

Hello, Can I join Your mafia?

At 1/20/13 04:33 PM, FistofGreedo wrote: Hello, Can I join Your mafia?

Ah-ha... No.

At 1/20/13 04:35 PM, Confucianism wrote:

At 1/20/13 04:33 PM, FistofGreedo wrote: Hello, Can I join Your mafia?

Ah-ha... No.

How about someone with skill, passion, and a cat?

At 1/21/13 02:55 PM, gayhobbit wrote: How about someone with skill, passion, and a cat?

What kind of a cat?

At 1/21/13 02:56 PM, Confucianism wrote:

At 1/21/13 02:55 PM, gayhobbit wrote: How about someone with skill, passion, and a cat?

What kind of a cat?

Egyptian Mau/Tabby/Leather-Ripper?

At 1/21/13 02:58 PM, gayhobbit wrote: Egyptian Mau/Tabby/Leather-Ripper?

You have such a cat as this?

At 1/21/13 02:59 PM, Confucianism wrote:

At 1/21/13 02:58 PM, gayhobbit wrote: Egyptian Mau/Tabby/Leather-Ripper?

You have such a cat as this?

Can you truly say no to a face in need? Of more fleshy scratching posts?

At 1/21/13 03:04 PM, gayhobbit wrote: Can you truly say no to a face in need? Of more fleshy scratching posts?

That's a nice looking cat you have there.
You can't join. But you can stick around until we say otherwise.

At 1/21/13 03:16 PM, Confucianism wrote:
That's a nice looking cat you have there.
You can't join. But you can stick around until we say otherwise.

Thank ya kindly, I'll find a nice dusty corner to sit til'.

Side question, since I don't know quite what you guys are about- The first post describes the function of this club as giving 'favors', what kind of favors and who does that extend to?

At 1/21/13 03:22 PM, gayhobbit wrote: Side question, since I don't know quite what you guys are about- The first post describes the function of this club as giving 'favors', what kind of favors and who does that extend to?

People who have given us a service which we, in kindness, repay.

Yeah this is exactly what I want old members to thinks going on in this thread now..Cats and gay hobbits.
Speaking of which you can't join or stay here. Respect my authority.

Also Confuc I would appreciate you not posting
one
line
at
a time

This isn't a chat room anymore its a museum and you're fucking up the decor so wise up.
Just for your information.

At 1/22/13 07:10 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: Also Confuc I would appreciate you not posting
one
line
at
a time

Questions is questions. Can't make em go faster without cutting out the middle man. And that takes away the fun see.
I gotcha though.

At 2/17/04 05:43 PM, Ghost wrote: i got an offer you can't refuse (well, in a way you can) any ways this is the NG Mafia a group that will help out anyone needing help, a favor in a way.

so as the godfather i'm looking for some good men, trust worthy people. also if you want you can make suggestions what this club can do if you want.

yo this sounds boss man i would love to join just pm me on what to do and ill do it ghost

At 1/22/13 07:10 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: Yeah this is exactly what I want old members to thinks going on in this thread now..Cats and gay hobbits.
Speaking of which you can't join or stay here. Respect my authority.

I had two fucking rules to follow while I was gone! Don't touch my damn tequila and punt the fuck out of any cat you see in here! I see my tequila has been left as is, meaning you guys were smart enough not to set off the sensors connected to the C4. I also see an unpunted feline in my presence...

This is unacceptable...

Holy shit we got a mob ? cool.

At 2/28/13 01:22 PM, laughatyourfuneral wrote: Holy shit we got a mob ? cool.

It's not what it used to be, not even close. We used to have insane amounts of members coming and going, hundreds of posts a day, and flame wars with random clubs that popped up from time to time. It was a great time, and it's kind of sad to see it gone.

You'd think with Boardwalk Empire, Stand Up Guys, and Gangster Squad out there would be somebody trying to revive this place.

so what was it like back in the days?...

At 3/1/13 06:41 PM, TracyJacksonTAW wrote: so what was it like back in the days?...

We used to have a pretty packed roster with too many regulars to count. There was a whole membership process you had to pass that included having an impressive posting history and a willingness to help the group out when in need. There used to be divisions in here dedicated to certain parts of NG, a recruiting team, portal team, storytellers, sig makers, and flash makers. Used to have a website that we used as the HQ for all the missions we handed out and as an archive for all the pictures and flame wars that we made.

It was a good time.

At 3/4/13 05:08 PM, Ghost wrote:

At 3/1/13 06:41 PM, TracyJacksonTAW wrote: so what was it like back in the days?...

We used to have a pretty packed roster with too many regulars to count. There was a whole membership process you had to pass that included having an impressive posting history and a willingness to help the group out when in need. There used to be divisions in here dedicated to certain parts of NG, a recruiting team, portal team, storytellers, sig makers, and flash makers. Used to have a website that we used as the HQ for all the missions we handed out and as an archive for all the pictures and flame wars that we made.

It was a good time.

I do not want in your club, but as a veteran, a conscious being upon this mechanichanism we agree to call newgrounds I recognize (re-cognize) what has been done, and it is great. You need a spark of renewal; do not die for it is within your self[ves], ves, indeed without a god-damned fucking {graphic and obscene expletive} doubt.

Find it, and grow appropriately, for it already is and always has been there, Always was, Always will be is the truth which perpetuates such means as this.

Count me in, hit me up for whatever you need. I'll do my best. But you got to keep up your end ;)