*has posted only once in this thread and decides make like a bum and wear swaddling clothes and get comfy by the fire*

*Crawls out of manhole - Looks through all the rubble -finds Saggi's skeleton right where the phaser exploded* I'm the baddest terrorist on this side of Neo Geo!

*Walks up to one of the many raging fires*
*pulls out smokie and begins to cook it over the fire*
"damn this is gonna be good"

*wakes up, walks outside palace*

*looks around. takes a piss on a pile of dead mutilated girbils*

*walks around some to see the entire population trying to kill eachother*

retards. oh well

*sits on stoop of palace and chuckles as the puny mortals kill eachother off* muahaha

At 6/17/03 08:26 PM, MALforpresident wrote: *wakes up, walks outside palace*

*looks around. takes a piss on a pile of dead mutilated girbils*

*walks around some to see the entire population trying to kill eachother*

retards. oh well

*sits on stoop of palace and chuckles as the puny mortals kill eachother off* muahaha

*I walk up the palace with a grin on my face*
*I then ask malforpresident if he is having a good time he then nods*
*I then well do you think you would still have a good time after I push u off the palace into all the rioting people down below you then nod*
*so I grab you by your neck and throw your body into The not to pleasent people down below*
*have a nice day*

At 6/17/03 08:45 PM, Killamasta wrote: *I walk up the palace with a grin on my face*
*I then ask malforpresident if he is having a good time he then nods*
*I then well do you think you would still have a good time after I push u off the palace into all the rioting people down below you then nod*
*so I grab you by your neck and throw your body into The not to pleasent people down below*
*have a nice day*

*notices somebody talking to my robot made to look at me and then throw it down*

*walks over to him...watches the robot fall, and laughs* haha

now, you will pay for that robot, it costed me alot of moola!

*pushes killamasta down the clif into the "not so pleasent people down there", laughs again*

*goes back to stoop and sits down*

*scratches b00bs* say wot?

*goes off to raid the fridge*

*walks in and has no idea what is going on*

At 6/17/03 09:08 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *scratches b00bs* say wot?

*goes off to raid the fridge*

*scratches his boobs too* i sayed, get me some food while your up!! (from a long distance away)

At 6/17/03 09:10 PM, _miles_ wrote: *walks in and has no idea what is going on*

Bahh.. no food in the fridge..
*walks up to miles* hey man.. got food?

At 6/17/03 09:23 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:

At 6/17/03 09:10 PM, _miles_ wrote: *walks in and has no idea what is going on*

Bahh.. no food in the fridge..
*walks up to miles* hey man.. got food?

*hands her a box of cheese its*

At 6/17/03 09:25 PM, _miles_ wrote: *hands her a box of cheese its*

(from a distance away) HEEY, i saw that! i want foodage too! toss me some cheese itz!

At 6/17/03 09:29 PM, MALforpresident wrote:
(from a distance away) HEEY, i saw that! i want foodage too! toss me some cheese itz!

I think I'll have this hot pocket

At 6/17/03 09:25 PM, _miles_ wrote: *hands her a box of cheese its*

Uhh.. but I want...
*looks at cabbiteyes who's waving a packet of Oreos around in the air*

At 6/17/03 09:43 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:

At 6/17/03 09:25 PM, _miles_ wrote: *hands her a box of cheese its*

Uhh.. but I want...
*looks at cabbiteyes who's waving a packet of Oreos around in the air*

*pops up out of no where*
so... can i have your cheese itz?

At 6/17/03 09:43 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:

At 6/17/03 09:25 PM, _miles_ wrote: *hands her a box of cheese its*

Uhh.. but I want...
*looks at cabbiteyes who's waving a packet of Oreos around in the air*

oh well *eats his cheese its*

At 6/17/03 09:47 PM, _miles_ wrote: oh well *eats his cheese its*

*grabs the Oreos away from Cabbiteyes and shoves one into miles' mouth* here.. make yerself fat

*Runs up to Anime_Goddess*
" I'll take those... Yoink"
*steals cheese-it*
"ha ha"
*runs away*

At 6/17/03 09:49 PM, Dark_Serpent wrote: *Runs up to Anime_Goddess*
" I'll take those... Yoink"
*steals cheese-it*
"ha ha"
*runs away*

oh.. hey! come back here!!
*watches dark_serpent running away like a lil school girl*
aww man... now I hafta go look for something else to munch on..

At 6/17/03 09:49 PM, Dark_Serpent wrote: *Runs up to Anime_Goddess*
" I'll take those... Yoink"
*steals cheese-it*
"ha ha"
*runs away*

NOO, i called thems firstest!!!! *drop kicks Dark_serpent while he/she is running away, takes the cheeze itz* YOINK, the price is wrong...bitch!

At 6/17/03 09:49 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:

At 6/17/03 09:47 PM, _miles_ wrote: oh well *eats his cheese its*

*grabs the Oreos away from Cabbiteyes and shoves one into miles' mouth* here.. make yerself fat

*just keeps eating the chesse its* lol

At 6/17/03 08:52 PM, MALforpresident wrote:

At 6/17/03 08:45 PM, Killamasta wrote: *I walk up the palace with a grin on my face*
*I then ask malforpresident if he is having a good time he then nods*
*I then well do you think you would still have a good time after I push u off the palace into all the rioting people down below you then nod*
*so I grab you by your neck and throw your body into The not to pleasent people down below*
*have a nice day*

*notices somebody talking to my robot made to look at me and then throw it down*

*walks over to him...watches the robot fall, and laughs* haha

now, you will pay for that robot, it costed me alot of moola!

*pushes killamasta down the clif into the "not so pleasent people down there", laughs again*

*goes back to stoop and sits down*

*while malforpresident has thought he has pushed me of the palace i'am still holding on by one hand*
*I then climb back up to the palace and then ask malforpresident if he would like some candy from the desperate the candy store a few blocks away you then nod*
*I then walk you to the nearest candy store *aka porn palace dark_serpent's favorite place* and ask you if you would feel better if I bought you a tape of saggi being abused by senior citzens u then nod happily*
*I then buy you the tape and you go happily on ur marry way*

At 6/17/03 09:58 PM, MALforpresident wrote :
NOO, i called thems firstest!!!! *drop kicks Dark_serpent while he/she is running away, takes the cheeze itz* YOINK, the price is wrong...bitch!

*Gets up and dusts self off*
"oh so that's how you want to play is it?"
*runs up and kicks MALforpresident in the Nuts*
"Nobody steals my cheese-itz Biatch"
*Finishes eating cheese-itz*
"damn now I'm thristy"
*goes and looks for something to drink*

*looks at everyone and taes and aphrodisiac*

oh...dear god....AHHH

At 6/17/03 10:09 PM, Dark_Serpent wrote: *Gets up and dusts self off*
"oh so that's how you want to play is it?"
*runs up and kicks MALforpresident in the Nuts*
"Nobody steals my cheese-itz Biatch"
*Finishes eating cheese-itz*
"damn now I'm thristy"
*goes and looks for something to drink*

damn, you guys have got to stop beating on my robot..btw, i wouldent eat those if i were you, i found em rotting in the palace

*finishes off the REAL cheeze itz, picks up robot and walks away content w/ self*

*realizes cheese-its were rotten*
"oh god I think I'm gonna be sick"
*runs over to garbage can and begins to vommit*
"why didn't you tell me sooner"
*continues to vommit*

At 6/17/03 10:09 PM, Dark_Serpent wrote: At 6/17/03 09:58 PM, MALforpresident wrote :
NOO, i called thems firstest!!!! *drop kicks Dark_serpent while he/she is running away, takes the cheeze itz* YOINK, the price is wrong...bitch!

*Gets up and dusts self off*
"oh so that's how you want to play is it?"
*runs up and kicks MALforpresident in the Nuts*
"Nobody steals my cheese-itz Biatch"
*Finishes eating cheese-itz*
"damn now I'm thristy"
*goes and looks for something to drink*

*hands over a coke to dark_serpent and ask how was your day*
*dark_serpent then begins to whine about some stolen cheese-itz and how he got them back*
*I then ask dark_serpent if he would share his cheese-its*
*dark_serpent says no*
*I then Ask dark_serpent politely again may I have some cheese-its he still says no*
*I then end up kicking dark_serpent in the balls as well as stomping on his head while malforpresident jumps in and gives dark_serpent a kick on the forehead and runs away like a little pansy*
*I then grab your pretty much all ready tormented body and Use it to beat malforpresident over the head and now malforpresident is angry since he didn't want to be beat over the head by ur now corpse and still runs away like a little pansy*
*I go to the gun shop and ask them for a 12 guage phaser*
*they gladly give it to me I then go looking for malforpresident*
*I then find malforpresident in the dumpster looking for a place to sleep*
*I then hand over the 12 guage phaser to malforpresident and I ask him to shoot himself*
*malforpresident then ask what's in it for me*
*I then respond cheez-its*
*Malforpresident is so excited he doesn't even think twice about pulling the trigger*
*I then laugh and walk away*
*I then give the

At 6/17/03 10:22 PM, Killamasta wrote:

so stupid shit

"Alright thats it"
*grabs kllamasta and drags his immature ass to a nearby prison*
"get your ass in there"
*throws killamasta into inescapable cell*
*Destroys cell key*
"see ya later"
*walks away laughing*
*presses remote button and prison explodes*
*killamsta is burnt to a crisp and dies*

At 6/16/03 03:11 PM, Bobby_Jenkins wrote: Thanx mr_trivia
And woohoo!@XVII
I want Anime_Goddess as a bridesmaid and Dasark as my maid of honour
The important question is...who's going to bring the pie?

T'would be my pleasure ;o). Hell, I'll even bring a pie...

*walks around eating a pice of pizza*
what is going on guys???