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The Real Life Game!!!

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 12:00:43


At 6/5/03 11:53 AM, KoRnFreaker wrote: okay *is tired now and buys a flat at the edge of the street and sleeps a bit*

Wot? I didn't give you THAT much money... *searches Marc for muh credit card*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 12:03:22


At 6/5/03 12:00 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote: Wot? I didn't give you THAT much money... *searches Marc for muh credit card*

Look! *shows the paper money he stole from XVII* This guy is rich!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 12:07:19


At 6/5/03 12:03 PM, KoRnFreaker wrote: Look! *shows the paper money he stole from XVII* This guy is rich!

*gives an evil grin* all i haftavdo now is wait till he comes online

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 12:21:45


-runs around looking for some beer-

Anyone got a beer?

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 12:24:33


At 6/5/03 12:21 PM, KnightOrphan wrote: -runs around looking for some beer-

Anyone got a beer?

*buys a beer for KnightOrphan* Here! I pay

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 12:25:01


At 6/5/03 12:21 PM, KnightOrphan wrote: -runs around looking for some beer-

Anyone got a beer?

Heh my housemate has some *tries to take a bottle from muh housemate but he's strong* oh well.. sorry, hon

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 12:27:11


At 6/5/03 12:07 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *gives an evil grin* all i haftavdo now is wait till he comes online

I'm sure he already noticed that he hasn't any money left *evilgrin*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 12:34:01


At 6/5/03 12:03 PM, KoRnFreaker wrote:
At 6/5/03 12:00 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote: Wot? I didn't give you THAT much money... *searches Marc for muh credit card*
Look! *shows the paper money he stole from XVII* This guy is rich!

I uhh...dont carry a credit card...


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 12:35:14


*Arrives in private jet, steps out with hair blowing gently in the wind, a cavalcade of coolness dripping from every pore on his body. His face emersed in shadow he slowly climbs down the stairs, with every step resounding through the air. He walks toward the nearest group of by-standers, cutting through the air like every inch of him is as sharp as a samurai sword. He reaches up to remove his shades and finnaly speaks...*

'Sorry I'm late, my Mum's got herpes so I had to take her to a clinic. How you guys doing?'

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 12:36:04


At 6/5/03 12:34 PM, XVII wrote: I uhh...dont carry a credit card...

But you had paper money :)

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 12:39:02


At 6/5/03 12:34 PM, XVII wrote: I uhh...dont carry a credit card...

Then it must be Z's card... oh well
*shrugs it off and continues to charge everything*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 12:40:44


@XVII *fakes a hug and steals the little rest of your money out of your bag*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 12:41:41


:'Sorry I'm late, my Mum's got herpes so I had to take her to a clinic. How you guys doing?'

*throws an 10 year old tomato at this diva shouting 'BOOO!!!' Then runs to him and kicks him in the balls*


I like my women like I like my coffee. Expensive and on every corner.

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 12:43:34


At 6/5/03 12:39 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote: Then it must be Z's card... oh well
*shrugs it off and continues to charge everything*

'Unfortunetly I have no such thing. I used to work for a bank and they couldn't even give me one. However your more than welcome to take this suitcase full of money that I found just outside of Norwich the other day.'

*Hands Anime Goddess a black suitcase*

'Here's the code for it.'

*Hands Anime Goddess a small piece of paper.*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 12:43:42


*rips a leg off a nigga, then kills a fucking nigga with the niggaleg, then eats some fried nigga with niggas on it*


I like my women like I like my coffee. Expensive and on every corner.

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 12:59:29


At 6/5/03 12:43 PM, -Z- wrote: *Hands Anime Goddess a small piece of paper.*

*grabs the piece of paper and the black suitcase and tries it out*
WTF! it's just toilet paper inside!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 13:00:44


*wipes ass and burps*


I like my women like I like my coffee. Expensive and on every corner.

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 13:03:25


At 6/5/03 01:00 PM, King_of_da_Hill wrote: *wipes ass and burps*

*runs over king_of_da_Hill with Z's truck* Oh.. sorry man.. didn't see you there

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 13:07:57


At 6/5/03 01:03 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *runs over king_of_da_Hill with Z's truck* Oh.. sorry man.. didn't see you there

*drops his corpse in a hole*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 13:08:02


At 6/5/03 12:59 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *grabs the piece of paper and the black suitcase and tries it out*
WTF! it's just toilet paper inside!

'Check the secret compartment. It doubles up on those long flights, you never know when you'll be caught short.'

*Walks over to the remains of King_of_the_Racist_Comments_and_Bullshit and spits on his rancid corpse.*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 13:14:57


At 6/5/03 01:08 PM, -Z- wrote: 'Check the secret compartment. It doubles up on those long flights, you never know when you'll be caught short.'

Okeh.. lemme check...
*gets out of the truck at accidentally steps on the Kingsofwhathisname's head* oh.. sorry again..
*checks the bag again* Woo hoo!! I'm rich!
*gives a third of the amount to Marc*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 13:20:24


At 6/5/03 01:14 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *gives a third of the amount to Marc*

'Oi, no sharing. Jeez you give someone an inch and they take a mile. No offense Kornster, here, have a few grand.'

*You can kinda tell I have money in real life*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 13:22:46


At 6/5/03 01:20 PM, -Z- wrote: *You can kinda tell I have money in real life*

Damn, I meant I have NO money. Idiot...

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 13:26:45


At 6/5/03 01:22 PM, -Z- wrote:
At 6/5/03 01:20 PM, -Z- wrote: *You can kinda tell I have money in real life*
Damn, I meant I have NO money. Idiot...

*proves it* yes, you really don't have any...*gives him about 200 dollars* here, Raze and Me have enough

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 13:27:10


At 6/5/03 01:20 PM, -Z- wrote: 'Oi, no sharing. Jeez you give someone an inch and they take a mile. No offense Kornster, here, have a few grand.'

*sobs* but Marc would steal again if I didn't give him any
*wipes snot on Z's expensive shirt*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 13:29:27


At 6/5/03 01:20 PM, -Z- wrote: 'Oi, no sharing. Jeez you give someone an inch and they take a mile. No offense Kornster, here, have a few grand.'

*You can kinda tell I have money in real life*

*Runs into -Z-* "I heard talk about someone giving away money. I came as fast as I could"

*You can kinda tell I have money in real life too (got it from other ppl).*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 13:35:12


At 6/5/03 01:29 PM, -Pzy- wrote: *Runs into -Z-* "I heard talk about someone giving away money. I came as fast as I could"

*looks at Pzy* too late man, he gave 'em all to me

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 13:35:15


At 6/5/03 01:27 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *sobs* but Marc would steal again if I didn't give him any
*wipes snot on Z's expensive shirt*

'Oh God, don't start crying all over me...' *gives Anime Goddess a tissue* 'Look if you really wanna share the damn money with him then go ahead. It's not my loss...well...actually it is. I'll shut up now.'

*Cleans suit with tissue*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 13:36:01


fother mucker!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 13:38:36


At 6/5/03 01:36 PM, gastro wrote: fother mucker!

*looks puzzled* wot's wrong?