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The Real Life Game!!!

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 13:32:50


*scrapes remains of cow off bumper of car* There, it's finally clean.
*crazy chicken throws itself into bumper*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 13:33:42


I found the duck again. *puts dead duck on the grill* Hmmmmm, that smells real good.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 13:35:16


At 6/6/03 01:26 PM, iAmHaTeD wrote: *turns to anime and says*

"so this chick was all over me and was like, biatch wheres my money"
*anime walks away in disgust*
"i was only talkin bout shaft, you dig?"

*turns and walks back to iamhated* Ha-choo!!
*passes her cold to iamhated*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 14:22:54


*turns and walks back to iamhated* Ha-choo!!
*passes her cold to iamhated*

"hey thanks...i've always wanted to know what sars taste like.."


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 14:33:16


At 6/6/03 02:22 PM, iAmHaTeD wrote: "hey thanks...i've always wanted to know what sars taste like.."

*blows nose on iamhated's shirt* oh... wasn't expensive, was it?

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 14:34:41


wasn't expensive, was it?

it is for poor white trash so as the hated one

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 14:36:23


*puts on Level 4 Biohazard safety suit to avoid infection* You guys aren't contagious, are you?


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 14:38:36


At 6/6/03 02:36 PM, mr_trivia wrote: *puts on Level 4 Biohazard safety suit to avoid infection* You guys aren't contagious, are you?

I feel better already *sniff*
*turns to look at iamhated* he is though

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 14:45:21


*starts spanking it with a thumb up his ass*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 14:47:54


I feel better already *sniff*
*turns to look at iamhated* he is though

*turns and looks and the floor and passes out*

"where the hell am i?..it looks like a hospital"

*doctor turns to me and says*

"you had sars so we had to say your life, being that your so important as to what happens later on in this story"
"huh?"


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 15:13:32


At 6/6/03 02:47 PM, iAmHaTeD wrote: "you had sars so we had to say your life, being that your so important as to what happens later on in this story"
"huh?"

Okeh.. I totally didn't get that
*pokes iamhated with a stick* are you dead?

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 15:30:52


At 6/6/03 03:13 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/6/03 02:47 PM, iAmHaTeD wrote: "you had sars so we had to say your life, being that your so important as to what happens later on in this story"
"huh?"
Okeh.. I totally didn't get that
*pokes iamhated with a stick* are you dead?

"huh..what...anime you have saved form the same virus that you have givin me....i am forever in yo debt..now lets smoke up..."


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 15:37:16


At 6/6/03 03:30 PM, iAmHaTeD wrote: "huh..what...anime you have saved form the same virus that you have givin me....i am forever in yo debt..now lets smoke up..."

*rolls a big fat joint* you light it up

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 15:45:37


At 6/6/03 03:37 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/6/03 03:30 PM, iAmHaTeD wrote: "huh..what...anime you have saved form the same virus that you have givin me....i am forever in yo debt..now lets smoke up..."
*rolls a big fat joint* you light it up

"no prob..just pass it on the left hand side.."


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 15:46:28


*Is still eating himself from page 1, but hasnt got very far because he doesn't like pain*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 15:50:25


At 6/6/03 03:45 PM, iAmHaTeD wrote: "no prob..just pass it on the left hand side.."

*passes the big fat J* c'mon light it up already

(oh btw... I'm going to sleep)

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 16:13:06


*steals a car, reverses, hits a pole, accelerates, falls out, and goes to sleep while the car drives around by its self*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 16:46:00


At 6/6/03 04:13 PM, mouseclock wrote: *steals a car, reverses, hits a pole, accelerates, falls out, and goes to sleep while the car drives around by its self*

*Hops into car, steers it towards pond, puts mouseclock's foot on accelerator, jumps out before car hits water and glides to shore*


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 16:48:33


At 6/6/03 04:13 PM, mouseclock wrote: *steals a car, reverses, hits a pole, accelerates, falls out, and goes to sleep while the car drives around by its self*

*stares in awe at this miracle, props up mouseclock, ties him to the lampost he hit and runs away giggling!*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 16:51:39


*still high form smoking out with anime i get on my feet*

"hey guys its time to blaze!"

*passes fat ass blunt around to everyone in the room*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 17:09:24


At 6/6/03 04:51 PM, iAmHaTeD wrote: *still high form smoking out with anime i get on my feet*

"hey guys its time to blaze!"

*passes fat ass blunt around to everyone in the room*

*FDA officials bust in and join the party*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 17:28:18


I'm bak from KFC, what's up?

I got some scraps from my evilo bucket o def, want some guys? Stand in a line now!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 18:21:57


At 6/6/03 05:28 PM, Ross_Roach wrote: I'm bak from KFC, what's up?

I got some scraps from my evilo bucket o def, want some guys? Stand in a line now!

"yes ma'am..just let me finish this fat ass jay first..hey do you have any grape soda and watermelon to go along with that chicken?"


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 18:52:20


*genetically enhanced chicken throws itself on mr_trivia's grill* Behold the wonders of modern science!


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 19:18:10


At 6/6/03 06:52 PM, mr_trivia wrote: *genetically enhanced chicken throws itself on mr_trivia's grill* Behold the wonders of modern science!

*Then the chicken goes insane and tries to grill Mr. Trivia*
ps I took your little deflector shield away in the anime club:P

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 19:33:03


me to and that game sucks dick
i think ur supposed to earn money and buy shit i dunno

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 19:34:59


At 6/6/03 07:33 PM, h4k3r4lyf3 wrote: me to and that game sucks dick
i think ur supposed to earn money and buy shit i dunno

What are you talking about?


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 19:36:29


At 6/6/03 07:34 PM, mr_trivia wrote: What are you talking about?

*Miroku steals Mr. Trivia's wallet while he's talking to the crazy person then he runs off*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 19:38:54


At 6/6/03 07:36 PM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote:
At 6/6/03 07:34 PM, mr_trivia wrote: What are you talking about?
*Miroku steals Mr. Trivia's wallet while he's talking to the crazy person then he runs off*

*laughs at Lord_Miroku_Sama because mr_trivia's wallet is empty*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 19:42:37


At 6/6/03 07:38 PM, mr_trivia wrote: *laughs at Lord_Miroku_Sama because mr_trivia's wallet is empty*

*Miroku beats Mr. Trivia for being broke>:(*