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The Real Life Game!!!

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 11:03:03


At 6/6/03 10:56 AM, tehfucko wrote:
At 6/6/03 10:54 AM, mr_trivia wrote: *wakes up with a broken arm* I must have slept on it wrong.
no, that was my fault actually, I accidently jumped on it... repeatedly.

sorry :-(

*breaks tehfucko's arm with nunchucks* Now we're even.
*hobbles over to hospital to recooperate*


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& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 11:07:23


At 6/6/03 11:03 AM, mr_trivia wrote: *breaks tehfucko's arm with nunchucks* Now we're even.
*hobbles over to hospital to recooperate*

ha, jokes on you i'm an amputee, see I did'nt actually jump on you earlier, it was my doppelganger okcufhet.

*tehfucko crawls away like nothing happened*

<3

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 11:13:27


Hey guys, I'm just back from the d*ck-doctors! Like my replacement?

*shining light noise*
*everyone looks away*
*Penis shoots bullets and creates havoac*

Bwahahaahahahaha, feel my wrath!

*penis breaks*

Damn...

*sits down in a corner, waiting for someone to kill me slowly*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 11:16:08


At 6/6/03 10:48 AM, tehfucko wrote: *picks up poop and throws it at cabbiteyes*

thats for flipping me off before!!!11

*at that precise moment, cabbiteyes opens her mouth to yawn*

Oh! Hahahahaha! Bullseye!!!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 11:21:00


At 6/6/03 11:16 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *at that precise moment, cabbiteyes opens her mouth to yawn*

Oh! Hahahahaha! Bullseye!!!

holy god, my timing could'nt be any better.

*anthony does his dance of joy*

ah, i forgot, i'm amputated..
*falls to the floor*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 11:42:37


*re enters the game after killing a priest*

"dude why are there amputees lying all over the floor?"

*picks there pocket and leaves*


If you dont stand for something,you'll fall for anything

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 11:53:47


*is bored coz Ant went offline*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 11:55:37


*crawls up from the depths of the city's sewage system; whilst covered in "shit concoction" begins running in circles; chasing his umbilical cord which hadn't been removed at birth*

"It acted as a child leash you know?"

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 11:58:44


*stares at the ceiling*
crap... where da heck did everyone go to?

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 12:01:10


At 6/6/03 11:58 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *stares at the ceiling*
crap... where da heck did everyone go to?

I'm free, beat me up!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 12:01:12


I'm back *drives in the parking lot*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 12:01:30


*ponders the very same thing*

"Wanna go for a cheeseburger?"

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 12:03:17


ok, if nobody beats me up, I'll eat 5 packets of fireballs, drink pickle juice,drink vinegar,drink pure acid, eat 50 fire ants and jump into a flame pit!

Any takers?

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 12:04:57


At 6/6/03 12:03 PM, Ross_Roach wrote: ok, if nobody beats me up, I'll eat 5 packets of fireballs, drink pickle juice,drink vinegar,drink pure acid, eat 50 fire ants and jump into a flame pit!

Any takers?

*feels it would be more amusing to see the latter*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 12:05:10


At 6/6/03 12:03 PM, Ross_Roach wrote: Any takers?

*gives Ross an atomic wedgie and runs to where Marc is*
Quickly man, hide meh! We're playing hide-and-give-wedgie

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 12:06:08


*runs into the street and finds all of you doing shit and running around in circles like assholes*

"hey you guys!"

pulls out a machine gun and kills you all in a bloody masacare in the streets

"hasta la vista, bastards!"


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 12:08:42


At 6/6/03 12:05 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:

:*gives Ross an atomic wedgie and runs to where Marc is*

Quickly man, hide meh! We're playing hide-and-give-wedgie

*takes his sword and defends Raze and himself* No more wedgies pls ;)

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 12:13:22


At 6/6/03 12:06 PM, iAmHaTeD wrote: *runs into the street and finds all of you doing shit and running around in circles like assholes*

"hey you guys!"

pulls out a machine gun and kills you all in a bloody masacare in the streets

"hasta la vista, bastards!"

*looks out hospital window and sees a gunbattle* Could you keep it down? I'm trying to sleep!


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& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 12:14:14


At 6/6/03 12:08 PM, KoRnFreaker wrote: *takes his sword and defends Raze and himself* No more wedgies pls ;)

no more wedgies? aww man...
*pinches Marc's bum and giggles*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 12:15:15


ow. I think I'll join the other guy for a cheeseburger.

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 12:19:57


At 6/6/03 12:14 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote: no more wedgies? aww man...
*pinches Marc's bum and giggles*

ah =)*runs away a little bit* Catch me!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 12:20:53


At 6/6/03 12:15 PM, Ross_Roach wrote: ow. I think I'll join the other guy for a cheeseburger.

*released from hospital* I'll drive!


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Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 12:33:36


thanks! Yeah I'd like a KFC huge ultimo evilo bucket 'o' def, only £99999.99, the drinks are on me!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 12:38:43


*looks for someone to tackle, then spots Anime_Goddess*

Hey Raze, heads up!

*jumps on Raze*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 12:56:34


*hits a cow in front of fast food reataurant*
*worker in uniform drags cow to kitchen*
At least they use fresh ingredients.


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Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 13:13:44


At 6/6/03 12:38 PM, KnightOrphan wrote: *jumps on Raze*

Oofff!
*brushes off dirt* heh heh, so you finally post!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 13:16:01


At 6/6/03 01:13 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/6/03 12:38 PM, KnightOrphan wrote: *jumps on Raze*
Oofff!
*brushes off dirt* heh heh, so you finally post!

*sees people wrestling on the ground, so i decied to sit down and have a smoke*

"aww you funny bastards,when will they learn?..when lord when?"


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 13:19:58


O.o Smoking is bad! Bad! Heh

Yeah, I finally posted. I've been working on the graphics of my flash for a while now. -.- I can't draw legs or bodies.

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 13:22:36


At 6/6/03 01:19 PM, KnightOrphan wrote: O.o Smoking is bad! Bad! Heh

*lights up a cigarette* wot did you say?
*exhales smoke*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 13:26:14


At 6/6/03 01:22 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/6/03 01:19 PM, KnightOrphan wrote: O.o Smoking is bad! Bad! Heh
*lights up a cigarette* wot did you say?
*exhales smoke*

*turns to anime and says*

"so this chick was all over me and was like, biatch wheres my money"
*anime walks away in disgust*
"i was only talkin bout shaft, you dig?"


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