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The Real Life Game!!!

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 11:47:49


At 6/7/03 11:46 AM, -Z- wrote: 'I'm going for a drink, I could do with one.'

"_--__--_---____---__-_---_-"

Translation: Please don't drink the acid juice like I did.

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 11:48:28


At 6/7/03 11:44 AM, 1 wrote:
At 6/7/03 11:31 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *tries to figure out what to do next*
"__--__-___-_--_-----__-__--_-_-!!!!"

Translation: My voice box has melted. Drive me to hoppital. Oh god help me.

*straps 1 into the back of an "Ambulance" and drives like a maniac to the hospital* Get well soon. I've got to go drive a couple of kids to the Prom.


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 11:54:26


"_-_-_----___"

Translation: thank you.

*doctor takes 1 away on stretcher and drops him numerous times on the way to the ward*

*20mins later*

Ah! I'm back to normal! No more broken bones!(Anime_godess) And a prostetic voicebox. Only problem is I sound like a crow on a very rainy day. With meat.

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 11:55:58


At 6/7/03 11:47 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/7/03 11:44 AM, 1 wrote: Translation: My voice box has melted. Drive me to hoppital. Oh god help me.
*speeds in an ambulance and accidentally runs over the poor guy* oh sorry mate..

Thats a bit mean.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 11:57:30


At 6/7/03 11:54 AM, 1 wrote: "_-_-_----___"

Translation: thank you.

*doctor takes 1 away on stretcher and drops him numerous times on the way to the ward*

*20mins later*

Ah! I'm back to normal! No more broken bones!(Anime_godess) And a prostetic voicebox. Only problem is I sound like a crow on a very rainy day. With meat.

*casts Heal on 1* Does that help? I hope it did because I'm low on MP.


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 12:07:08


*solves a muder mystery with the help of Axel Foley*

ALRIGHT YEAH!

*is surrounded by 2 white girls and a black girl with really big 80's hair*

OKAY WOO DON'T DO DRUGS

FBI STATEMENT

WINNERS NEVER USE!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 12:13:30


that helped, thanks! Hey, take this elixer as a gift, the doctor gave it to me!

It heals HP and MP!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 12:20:14


*cuts the 80s hair off n runs away to a 7-Eleven to have a Slurpee* haha

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 12:20:47


At 6/7/03 11:32 AM, miles_TAPK_aka_falco wrote: *drops a monkey into the room and leaves*

*trips Miles just before he's about to leave and quickly runs away*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 12:23:52


At 6/7/03 12:20 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/7/03 11:32 AM, miles_TAPK_aka_falco wrote: *drops a monkey into the room and leaves*
*trips Miles just before he's about to leave and quickly runs away*

*falls on ground in hysterical laughter*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 12:24:03


LOOK OUT MACHINE GUNS!

NOOOO BROSON PINCHOT!!!!

*Bronson Pinchot gets shot*

Ohh Balkie... Ohh no... no Balkie... no.

B. A. L. K. I. E.

I swear Broson Pinchot I will get them for this... I will.

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 12:38:10


At 6/7/03 11:32 AM, miles_TAPK_aka_falco wrote: *drops a monkey into the room and leaves*

-trips the monkey, then stabs it many many many times with a knife- Stupid Mile's monkey.

Anyone got a beer? I got monkey blood all over me, and I need a beer to... Y'know, just gimme a beer.

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 12:38:33


I'm gonna sign on to NG!

*logs on:
username: 1
password:***********************************
*

I just hope nobody breaks into my house.

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 12:40:59


Especially the guy who wants beer, which I have a 70 years supply of. HINT HINT

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 12:41:03


At 6/7/03 12:38 PM, 1 wrote: I'm gonna sign on to NG!

*logs on:
username: 1
password:***********************************
*

I just hope nobody breaks into my house.

re-enters game with a dixie cup,a water hose,and a bag of x*

"hey did i just see a monkey playing the piano?"


If you dont stand for something,you'll fall for anything

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 12:41:42


*drops about 30 od those scarey human eating gorrilas from congo into the room from a helicopter*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 12:43:17


At 6/7/03 12:41 PM, iAmHaTeD wrote: "hey did i just see a monkey playing the piano?"

*walks up to iamhated* no, man. That was Miles

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 12:45:09


At 6/7/03 12:43 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/7/03 12:41 PM, iAmHaTeD wrote: "hey did i just see a monkey playing the piano?"
*walks up to iamhated* no, man. That was Miles

lol i'm not that hairy


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 12:46:11


At 6/7/03 12:43 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/7/03 12:41 PM, iAmHaTeD wrote: "hey did i just see a monkey playing the piano?"
*walks up to iamhated* no, man. That was Miles

It was by the way.

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 12:47:03


At 6/7/03 12:45 PM, miles_TAPK_aka_falco wrote: lol i'm not that hairy

*shakes head* sorry, hon... didn't mean it...
*pinches miles' bum and points to iamhated* he did it!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 12:47:09


At 6/7/03 12:45 PM, miles_TAPK_aka_falco wrote:
At 6/7/03 12:43 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/7/03 12:41 PM, iAmHaTeD wrote: "hey did i just see a monkey playing the piano?"
*walks up to iamhated* no, man. That was Miles
lol i'm not that hairy

"sorry anime, but when i saw him flinging shit at other people, i just put two and two together..."


If you dont stand for something,you'll fall for anything

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 12:49:11


*throws Knight Orphan a cold one* " Enjoy, Oh and by the way put some vinegar on that monkey blood and it will come right off."

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 12:51:06


At 6/7/03 12:47 PM, iAmHaTeD wrote:

"sorry anime, but when i saw him flinging shit at other people, i just put two and two together..."

Oookaay... I'll pretend I didn't hear that... o.O

AAAAAAnywho, wheres my beer!? -snaps his fingers and turns iamhated into a bud light, then drinks it-

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 12:51:21


At 6/7/03 12:47 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/7/03 12:45 PM, miles_TAPK_aka_falco wrote: lol i'm not that hairy
*shakes head* sorry, hon... didn't mean it...
*pinches miles' bum and points to iamhated* he did it!

*grabs her hand as she trys to run away* oh it was, was it? lol *picks her up and puts her on the couch* lol you be good


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 12:51:44


I just noticed, what are you all doing in my house?

Oh well, lets party, oh, and no drugs. Kegs are up the back, enjoy. And just don't come in my room.

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 12:53:13


At 6/7/03 12:49 PM, Dark_Serpent wrote: *throws Knight Orphan a cold one* " Enjoy, Oh and by the way put some vinegar on that monkey blood and it will come right off."

((Serves me right for posting late... :\ Damn.))

-grabs the bear, then nods- Thanks Dark! -throws away the iamhated bud light, then drinks the none human beer-

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 12:55:56


*DING-DONG* hello? is anyone home i heard there was a party

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 12:56:12


At 6/7/03 12:51 PM, 1 wrote: I just noticed, what are you all doing in my house?

Easy there Bro, we are here just to paaaaaaarrrrrttttttty!!!! Time to hit the drinks and make some magic and check da ladies.......**turns up the radio to the max** Get down with ya bad selves....

Oh well, lets party, oh, and no drugs. Kegs are up the back, enjoy. And just don't come in my room.

AAAAaight Bro thats a way to party......and uh about your room...........**walks away shakin and scratchin' his head**

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 12:56:51


At 6/7/03 12:51 PM, 1 wrote: I just noticed, what are you all doing in my house?

Oh well, lets party, oh, and no drugs. Kegs are up the back, enjoy. And just don't come in my room.

'Damnit he's onto us. Quick, grab all his valuables and get outta here before the bomb goes off...'

*Steals your belongings and jumps through window, bullet time style.*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 12:57:19


At 6/7/03 12:51 PM, miles_TAPK_aka_falco wrote: *grabs her hand as she trys to run away* oh it was, was it? lol *picks her up and puts her on the couch* lol you be good

*pushes Miles away as he bends down and runs to Ky*