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The Real Life Game!!!

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 22:55:13


At 6/5/03 10:51 PM, mr_trivia wrote:
At 6/5/03 10:45 PM, Painbringer wrote:
At 6/5/03 10:38 PM, mr_trivia wrote:
*shoots Painbringer with phaser to shut him up*
Ouch! *Gets angry* That fucken hurts! *Pulls out his phaser, sets it to full, fires continuously at mr_trivia to weaken his shield.
*incapacites (knocks out) Painbringer and recharges deflector shield*

Alright thats it fuck you! Stop being fucking star trek/D&D nerds and preted this is real life and get the fuck along you fother muckers!


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 22:57:41


I need to log out now. Good night.


Jack of all trades, Master of none

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& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 23:05:55


At 6/5/03 10:51 PM, mr_trivia wrote:
*incapacites (knocks out) Painbringer and recharges deflector shield*

*Gets right back up, reaches into pocket, pull's out pic of ugliest thing in the universe, shows it to mr_trivia*


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 23:13:21


Takes a ski pole and throws it at universe (which happens to be a snowboard) so it gets ripped out of this dimension and falls into the 4th dimension.

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 23:16:06


but to get back to reality....

Painbringer wakes up and realizes it was a dream... he rolls over and sees this bitch in bed with him who he never saw before....

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-05 23:23:43


At 6/5/03 11:13 PM, I-sKi-In-SnOw wrote: Takes a ski pole and throws it at universe (which happens to be a snowboard) so it gets ripped out of this dimension and falls into the 4th dimension.

*Finds a large, perfect quad (4D cube) made up of exactly 16 smaller quads* This place rocks!


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 00:56:19


*wakes up realizing he has fallen asleep at his job (massage parlor keeper)*
*realizes he has soiled his pants from painbringer's ultrasonic pulse*
*realizes no one is around to fetch him some tp*
*ponders a solution...*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 02:16:32


*beats shit out of Mr. trivia for forcing Star Trek into the conversation, points at his brutally beaten body and laughs*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 02:23:59


*Grabs a quad and takes it back to the third dimention*


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 02:31:07


At 6/6/03 02:23 AM, Painbringer wrote: *Grabs a quad and takes it back to the third dimention*

*walks out front door, down road to Painbringer's house and steals a quad* *Yoink*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 02:34:32


At 6/6/03 02:31 AM, Dark_Serpent wrote:
*walks out front door, down road to Painbringer's house and steals a quad* *Yoink*

"Calmly pulls out phaser, sets to painful, shoots Dark_Serpent in the ass, takes back quad*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 02:46:14


At 6/6/03 02:34 AM, Painbringer wrote:

"Calmly pulls out phaser, sets to painful, shoots Dark_Serpent in the ass, takes back quad*

*Laughs out loud at lame attempt to tharwt the theft, Reminds Painbringer that Phasers Do Not Exist. Pulls Brass Knuckles from pocket and gingerly knocks Painbringer's teeth from his head for being way to into Star Trek. Dusts self off and leaves

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 02:57:53


*wakes up again and looks around*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 03:33:19


At 6/6/03 02:46 AM, Dark_Serpent wrote:
*Laughs out loud at lame attempt to tharwt the theft, Reminds Painbringer that Phasers Do Not Exist. Pulls Brass Knuckles from pocket and gingerly knocks Painbringer's teeth from his head for being way to into Star Trek. Dusts self off and leaves

Now you've offended me! *Goes super saiyan an fires beam at Dark_Serpent knocking him back a mile away*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 03:48:41


*the world ends* - so does this boring topic

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 03:50:41


At 6/6/03 03:48 AM, _silv3r_ wrote: *the world ends* - so does this boring topic

Damn you _silv3r_! *Breaks _silv3r_'s neck*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 03:50:53


At 6/6/03 03:48 AM, _silv3r_ wrote: *the world ends* - so does this boring topic

heh...oh well...heh

anyway do these topics never work untl a regular vet makes one...or what...anyway...neevrmind...

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 03:52:09


At 6/6/03 02:57 AM, KoRnFreaker wrote: *wakes up again and looks around*

*slaps Marc's arse* Oits! stop looking so blur!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 03:53:21


At 6/6/03 03:50 AM, Sum_Bum wrote:
anyway do these topics never work untl a regular vet makes one...or what...anyway...neevrmind...

That's why there has to be some restraint and challenge imposed on us: That's exactly why vet trap was such a success.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 03:55:06


At 6/6/03 03:50 AM, Painbringer wrote:
At 6/6/03 03:48 AM, _silv3r_ wrote: *the world ends* - so does this boring topic
Damn you _silv3r_! *Breaks _silv3r_'s neck*

*wakes up in hostiple, noticing the cute nurse accross the hall*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 07:46:23


At 6/6/03 03:52 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/6/03 02:57 AM, KoRnFreaker wrote: *wakes up again and looks around*
*slaps Marc's arse* Oits! stop looking so blur!

*is suddenly fully awaken* Okay okay!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 07:49:09


At 6/6/03 07:46 AM, KoRnFreaker wrote: *is suddenly fully awaken* Okay okay!

*gives an evil grin and is tempted to do something mean*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 07:56:05


At 6/6/03 07:49 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *gives an evil grin and is tempted to do something mean*

*smiles* what do you want to do? =)

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 08:03:15


At 6/6/03 07:56 AM, KoRnFreaker wrote: *smiles* what do you want to do? =)

*gives Marc an atomic wedgie*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 08:07:54


At 6/6/03 08:03 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *gives Marc an atomic wedgie*

Ouch that hurt! :)

*pulls Raze's hair back* ;)

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 08:14:30


At 6/6/03 08:07 AM, KoRnFreaker wrote: Ouch that hurt! :)

*pulls Raze's hair back* ;)

wait wait... you tugging or really pulling?

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 08:16:23


At 6/6/03 08:14 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote: wait wait... you tugging or really pulling?

What do you think of me? :) I'm not rude

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 08:31:28


At 6/6/03 08:16 AM, KoRnFreaker wrote: What do you think of me? :) I'm not rude

*shrugs and walks past Marc* heh heh.. loyal to yer girlfren, huh?

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 08:33:50


*sits on bench in the park in the sun* Do you people mind if I join in? *starts feeding the ducks*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 08:39:29


At 6/6/03 08:33 AM, warriormage wrote: *sits on bench in the park in the sun* Do you people mind if I join in? *starts feeding the ducks*

*grabs her shotgun* sure, of course you can join... by the way... it's duck hunting season