*watches a group of construction workers in shorts beat up iAmHaTeD*

*pulls a gun*

"just fucking try it! try to bring your gayness to me and see what happens"

*then runs into a porn shop to hide out*

At 6/5/03 07:01 PM, iAmHaTeD wrote: *pulls a gun*

"just fucking try it! try to bring your gayness to me and see what happens"

*then runs into a porn shop to hide out*

*the bullet from iAmHaTeD's gun bounces off mr_trivia's deflector shield and hits a priest*

*enters game*
*sets up shop as massage therapist*
*hires attractive female massage therapist to attract male customers*

*the bullet from iAmHaTeD's gun bounces off mr_trivia's deflector shield and hits a priest*

*while hiding out in a giz booth i think to myself*

"that better not have hit a priest, that'd be the third one this week!"

*leaves porn shop to go get a massage*

Why the hell is everyone still fighting!?

Jesus finds the priest face-down in a pool of blood and revives him, but he goes to Hell for molesting an entire Boy Scout troop.

*buys a hot dog from a street-corner vendor (against his better judgement) and finds a chicken beak in the bun* Are you guys owned by McDonald's?

At 6/5/03 07:19 PM, downwithpants wrote: *enters game*
*sets up shop as massage therapist*
*hires attractive female massage therapist to attract male customers*

*Looks closely at downwithpants' sign* The word "rapist" seems to be older than the rest of the sign. I don't think I should trust this guy. *Walks away*

*wanders into thread*

Wow, this is going to turn into that Veteran Trap topic, isn't it? Oh well, I'm sure Painbringer will want the movie rights to this one too...

At 6/5/03 09:37 PM, biteme2514 wrote: *wanders into thread*

Wow, this is going to turn into that Veteran Trap topic, isn't it? Oh well, I'm sure Painbringer will want the movie rights to this one too...

Don't be stupid.

*Slaps biteme2514's face untill he vomits.*

*wonders what the veteran trap topic is... while to the left, two experience NG'ers jump out with nets, only to have shrapnel jump out with another net*

good thing i brought my net cutter

At 6/5/03 07:25 PM, XVII wrote: Why the hell is everyone still fighting!?

Because it alleviates some of the boredom...besides, what else is there to do?

*Pulls out a double-headed Battleaxe and heads into the fray.*

At 6/5/03 09:42 PM, bobwhizzihwbob wrote: *wonders what the veteran trap topic is... while to the left, two experience NG'ers jump out with nets, only to have shrapnel jump out with another net*
good thing i brought my net cutter

Just do a search on "Veteran Trap". It's one of the funniest threads you'll ever read. With that thread, you can see what happens when all the regular BBS users get overly imaginative. Just like this thread, as a matter of fact. However, that thread was locked for obvious reasons after it grew about 25 pages in less than a week...

By the way, net cutters do nothing. You might want this...

At 6/5/03 09:42 PM, -Z- wrote:

At 6/5/03 07:25 PM, XVII wrote: Why the hell is everyone still fighting!?

Because it alleviates some of the boredom...besides, what else is there to do?

*Pulls out a double-headed Battleaxe and heads into the fray.*

*stuns -Z- for his own good* Didn't your mother ever teach you not to run with sharp objects?

At 6/5/03 09:50 PM, mr_trivia wrote: *stuns -Z- for his own good* Didn't your mother ever teach you not to run with sharp objects?

*Miroku stuns Mr. Trivia*
I just like poking things with tazers:P

At 6/5/03 09:50 PM, mr_trivia wrote: *stuns -Z- for his own good* Didn't your mother ever teach you not to run with sharp objects?

My mother was put into a mental institution when I was only 4. She entered peoples houses at night and slit them open, then spread their entrails over their walls. Whenever I go to visit her she sits in a corner and rocks back and forth whipsering to herself and laughing occasionally. I don't really follow what she says, but if she had ever said that I wouldn't have listened.

*Pulls out his 'Bullshit Scale' and see's that it's reading nearly 9.*

At 6/5/03 09:54 PM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote:

At 6/5/03 09:50 PM, mr_trivia wrote: *stuns -Z- for his own good* Didn't your mother ever teach you not to run with sharp objects?

*Miroku stuns Mr. Trivia*
I just like poking things with tazers:P

*mr_trivia's deflector shield protects him from Lord_Miroku_Sama's tazer*

Im gonna call you Dick from now on okay.

*Looks in general direction, opens mouth, launches ultrasonic pulse (inaudible) and makes everyone feel sick in the stomach* Hehe.

At 6/5/03 10:01 PM, Painbringer wrote: *Looks in general direction, opens mouth, launches ultrasonic pulse (inaudible) and makes everyone feel sick in the stomach* Hehe.

Luckilly, I was wearing earplugs.

At 6/5/03 09:58 PM, XVII wrote: Im gonna call you Dick from now on okay.

*Miroku pokes XVII with tazer*

BAD MONKEY

At 6/5/03 10:05 PM, mr_trivia wrote:

Luckilly, I was wearing earplugs.

*Notices earplugs on mr_trivia, Hijacks tank, parks it right behind mr_trivia, points turret to the back of mr_trivia's head point blank, turns turret 10 degrees to the left, fires turret and blows off mr_trivia's left ear* LOL!

At 6/5/03 10:16 PM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote:

At 6/5/03 09:58 PM, XVII wrote: Im gonna call you Dick from now on okay.

*Miroku pokes XVII with tazer*

BAD MONKEY

*pulls up a chair and watches Lord_Miroku_Sama shock XVII*

At 6/5/03 10:20 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 6/5/03 10:05 PM, mr_trivia wrote:

Luckilly, I was wearing earplugs.

*Notices earplugs on mr_trivia, Hijacks tank, parks it right behind mr_trivia, points turret to the back of mr_trivia's head point blank, turns turret 10 degrees to the left, fires turret and blows off mr_trivia's left ear* LOL!

*mr_trivia's deflector shield protects him from the attack*
*removes earplugs*

At 6/5/03 10:23 PM, mr_trivia wrote: *mr_trivia's deflector shield protects him from the attack*
*removes earplugs*

*Miroku uses a foghorn in Mr. Trivia's ear*

At 6/5/03 10:23 PM, mr_trivia wrote:

*mr_trivia's deflector shield protects him from the attack*
*removes earplugs*

*Continues laughing hysterically*

At 6/5/03 10:27 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 6/5/03 10:23 PM, mr_trivia wrote:

*mr_trivia's deflector shield protects him from the attack*
*removes earplugs*

*Continues laughing hysterically*

*shoots Painbringer with phaser to shut him up*

At 6/5/03 10:38 PM, mr_trivia wrote:

*shoots Painbringer with phaser to shut him up*

Ouch! *Gets angry* That fucken hurts! *Pulls out his phaser, sets it to full, fires continuously at mr_trivia to weaken his shield.

At 6/5/03 10:45 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 6/5/03 10:38 PM, mr_trivia wrote:

*shoots Painbringer with phaser to shut him up*

Ouch! *Gets angry* That fucken hurts! *Pulls out his phaser, sets it to full, fires continuously at mr_trivia to weaken his shield.

*incapacites (knocks out) Painbringer and recharges deflector shield*

At 6/5/03 10:51 PM, mr_trivia wrote: *incapacites (knocks out) Painbringer and recharges deflector shield*

I meant to type incapacitates