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At 5/20/07 12:03 AM, jimmydean22 wrote: hey a dood gave me his # 619-829-7931 champ
my name is 16oldgirl someone prank call him

so nobody wants to get in with this come on its gold

At 5/21/07 03:41 PM, Eltelelel wrote: no its not, i tell people i am 12 then they leave me alone.

Say 12 - 18,

At 5/7/07 05:29 PM, JediKiller1 wrote: Wait wait wait. If they're pedo's wouldn't they have to be cybering with UNDERAGE GIRLS?

now this topic fails

They're sluts.

Try to extract more phone numbers.

Yo someoe go to a payphone, call a pizza place, say its ur cell (cause of long distance numbers) and order like 50 xlarge pizzas "for a party", and use that number. pizza places ask you for ur number an not address, well some do. make sure the pizza place is in that area, though. :p

Heres mine, my alias in said conversation is Hot_Girl:

Jay233: Want to cyber?
Hot_girl: Sure, you go first
Jay233: Ok, i passionately kiss you
Hot_girl: Keep going:
Jay233: I take off your knikers, revealing that you are very wet
Hot_girl: I then take off your pants
Jay233: Want to 69?
Hot_girl: Sure
Hot_girl: Then you put on a condem, and we do it.
Jay233: I make you moan
Hot_girl: Then i scream HARDER! HARDER! HARDER!
Hot_girl: Then i scream:
Hot_girl: IMMA CARGIN' MY LAZERS!!!
Jay233: Want to ropleplay?
Hot_girl: Ok, i play Mario, You play Donkey Kong, i reveal my massive 15-inch coock, and stick it in your ear.
Jay233: what%%%%
Hot_girl: Then youu dress in your Daft Punk outfit, and i stick it in your pooper.
Jay233: Your Weird

Jay233 has left.

At 5/7/07 05:29 PM, JediKiller1 wrote: Wait wait wait. If they're pedo's wouldn't they have to be cybering with UNDERAGE GIRLS?

now this topic fails

As you were saying?

Hornygirl8043: This is agent Thomas from the FBI, we have been surveilling this site for a while looking for pedophiles. Even though you knew this "girl" was a minor you proceeded the harrasment
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: ok
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: bro god bless u
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: thnx for dis search
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: this site iz full of such peoplez
Hornygirl8043: your IP is being traced right now and you will be charged with sexual harrasment of a minor
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: no
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: i didnt
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: bro
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: and keep it up for dis quick service
Hornygirl8043: im not your bro and you people disgust me
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: hey
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: mind ur language
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: ok
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: i am not like u
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: cheating wid otherz
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: u hackerz
Hornygirl8043: I am a federal agent sir

Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U has left the chat room.

i cut it a little as it was pretty long

This one was fucked up beyond everything.

marriedman: hi
13_and_wet: Hi
marriedman: u a girl?
13_and_wet: Yes
marriedman: 13 age???
13_and_wet: Yes
13_and_wet: Cyber?
marriedman: and wet now?
marriedman: if u like?
13_and_wet: Yes
13_and_wet: You start
marriedman: u ever really enjoyed sex?
13_and_wet: Yes, i have
13_and_wet: So.. do we cyber or what?
marriedman: at this young age..u lucky?
13_and_wet: Yes, very
marriedman: u sexy?
13_and_wet: Very
marriedman: which position u like
13_and_wet: Any position
marriedman: most u like..u come on top if u can
13_and_wet: Sounds hot
marriedman: where u feel hot
13_and_wet: In my tight vagina
marriedman has left.
marriedman: how r ur boobs
13_and_wet: big.. c cups
marriedman: can u take my full dick in u?
13_and_wet: Maybe. I guess you're a big boy?
marriedman: yes married and experienced to do it
13_and_wet: Kinky
marriedman: what
13_and_wet: You're experienced.. I like that
marriedman: lay flat
13_and_wet: I do so... You're my master now
marriedman: leg apart
13_and_wet: Yes..
13_and_wet: I await
marriedman: u naked full?
marriedman: nipples sharp
13_and_wet: Yes
13_and_wet: They are like two small towers
marriedman: i lick left nipple and squeeze other
13_and_wet: Continue
marriedman: why are u roaring........i am not ......eating ur nipples
13_and_wet: I want you inside me
13_and_wet: Fuck me Adolf
marriedman: i am to eat ur clitssss now.
marriedman: eatingggggg. ur clits...licking.............
13_and_wet: Just shove your dick into me
marriedman: coming over u...to enter ur pussy
marriedman: ur pussy..how is it now
13_and_wet: mmmmm
13_and_wet: Harder Adolf
marriedman: ur pusssy wet?
13_and_wet: It's like a fountain
13_and_wet: Water all over the place
marriedman: i am coming over to enter my dick
13_and_wet: YES ADOLF
marriedman: dick slightly long......take it inside and give ur boobs to suck
marriedman: enterin g uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
marriedman: slowly...................
13_and_wet: Faster! Faster!
marriedman: leg aparttttttttttttttttttt.
marriedman: ys in and out ys
marriedman: embrace me
13_and_wet: YES, FUCK MY JEW PUSSY
marriedman: in and out
marriedman: in and out
marriedman: in and out
marriedman: slippery ur pussy now...why
marriedman: in and out..........
13_and_wet: I'm dominant now. Lay on your back
marriedman: yes
13_and_wet: I polish my strap on. You're mine now, Adolf Hitler!
marriedman: take me inside
marriedman has joined.
13_and_wet: Spread your butt-checks.. I'm going in!
marriedman: yessssssss
marriedman: dick very long and thick now........can u?
13_and_wet: Yes.... I will penetrate you Adolf!
marriedman: do it
13_and_wet: Your ass is like a sandwhich
13_and_wet: Without the
13_and_wet: meat
marriedman: taste it
13_and_wet: I lick your ass
13_and_wet: Quick, shit on my face
13_and_wet: Adolf
marriedman: do itttttttttttttt
marriedman: yessssss cumminggggggg
13_and_wet: IM FIRING MAH LAZOR!
marriedman: to ur lipssssss.......... and faceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
13_and_wet: PHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
13_and_wet: Your ass is a fountain
marriedman: take it in mouth ................
13_and_wet: It delights me with scat
marriedman: to ur mouth.......
13_and_wet: I put all your dirty shit in my mouth adolf
marriedman: some cum in ur mouth.....u like it?
13_and_wet: I'm giving you a blowjob
marriedman: drink it
13_and_wet: Erugh, I barf
marriedman: uu want more milk?
13_and_wet: Smeer the barf over your dick Adolf
marriedman has left.
13_and_wet: I take a kitchen knife out of my pocket. Are you ready for this Adolf?
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Lol, it was really fucked up.

Duffi, You're one SICK FUCK

KA-YOO> DON'T BE GENTAL
mistress_sara69: I wont bitch
KA-YOO> ARE YOU OVER 18
mistress_sara69: yes im 22
mistress_sara69: enough talk bitch
KA-YOO> YOU WON'T ME EAT YOUR %%%
mistress_sara69: lets get to it
mistress_sara69: *you see that counter over there? bend over
KA-YOO> TIMID %%%%% FROM HELL?
mistress_sara69: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GO NEAR THE COUNTER
mistress_sara69: AND BEND THE FUCK OVER
mistress_sara69: OR I WILL WHIP YOU
KA-YOO> OK
mistress_sara69: *now the drawer beneath you,open it
KA-YOO> OK OK
mistress_sara69: pull out that meat tenderizer
KA-YOO> NO
mistress_sara69: YES YOU WILL BITCH
mistress_sara69: OR I WILL WHIP YOU WITH MY WHIP
KA-YOO> WHAT GETS TENDERIZED
mistress_sara69: take it out of the drawer I have a little surprise for you
KA-YOO> OK ITS OUT
mistress_sara69: I start beating your balls with the meat tenderizer
mistress_sara69: I am shoving it in your ass and as I do it
mistress_sara69: I want you to say OOMPA LOOMPA 5 times
KA-YOO> BE KINDER
mistress_sara69: say oompa loompa
KA-YOO> I DID
mistress_sara69: say it now
mistress_sara69: five times
KA-YOO> I DID
mistress_sara69: type it out
KA-YOO> OOMPA LOOMPA X 5
mistress_sara69: good I take the meat tenderizer out of your ass now
mistress_sara69: it is covered in crap
mistress_sara69: lick it off
KA-YOO> NO
mistress_sara69: you disobey me so I hold a knife to your throat
mistress_sara69: do it
mistress_sara69: and I want you to say long live hitler
KA-YOO> I WILL %%%% YOU
mistress_sara69: you can feel the blade pressing against your skin
KA-YOO> GO GIRL
mistress_sara69: you disobey me again so i rub maple syrup on your nipples
mistress_sara69: and shove pencils through them
KA-YOO> PROMISISES PROMISES
mistress_sara69: this is your last chance to lick the poop off the meat tenderizer
mistress_sara69: or ill give you something you really dont like
KA-YOO> WHAT
mistress_sara69: disobey me and find out
KA-YOO> CONSIDERME DISOBEDIANT
mistress_sara69: *says in a deep voice*you asked for it my big sexy bear
mistress_sara69: I drag the knife across your throat making you bleed
mistress_sara69: and then pull down my black leather skirt
KA-YOO> WHAT IF I AM CUMING
mistress_sara69: revealing my huge 9 inch cock gently swaying in the breeze
mistress_sara69: I dig the knife deeper into your neck and shove my rockhard cock in your ass
KA-YOO> HEDRO
mistress_sara69: i fuck you in the pooper as you bleed
KA-YOO> YOU WISH NEEDLE DICK
mistress_sara69: i then stab you in the face several times to silence yiou
mistress_sara69: and continue having sex with your bloody corpse
mistress_sara69: youre dead
mistress_sara69: YOU GOT RAPED BY A TRANNY
mistress_sara69: OWNED
KA-YOO> IN YOUR DREAMS FAIRY BOY.

7TEEN_AARON: hey im so horny
14_f_horney: asl?
7TEEN_AARON: 17 m minnesota
14_f_horney: wanna cyber?
7TEEN_AARON: yeah or talk on phone
14_f_horney: i prefere cyber
7TEEN_AARON: will u pweez call, u dont hav to though
14_f_horney: nah i wont call but we can cyber if you want
7TEEN_AARON: kk wat r u wearin
14_f_horney: short skirt and tank top
7TEEN_AARON: nice im naked and hard
14_f_horney: oooh cna i touch it?
7TEEN_AARON: ant thing 4 u
14_f_horney: ooh well are you really 17
14_f_horney: ?
7TEEN_AARON: yeah
14_f_horney: awh i prefere older guys
7TEEN_AARON: its ok im kinda older'
14_f_horney: ooh how oldeR?
7TEEN_AARON: 3 years
14_f_horney: oooh your 20 thats hot
7TEEN_AARON: i like young girls
14_f_horney: ooh thats good
7TEEN_AARON: there cute and fun to screw
14_f_horney: well come on hehe where yoiu want to put it
7TEEN_AARON: in your as s
14_f_horney: oooh well come on *bends over and smacks my cheek)*
14_f_horney: come on big boy slide it in
7TEEN_AARON: i take my %%%% and guide it into your tight as s
14_f_horney: I shit on your cock. OH GOD IM SO SORRY
7TEEN_AARON: why?
14_f_horney: i accidently shti on it >.>
7TEEN_AARON: its ok u can suck it off
14_f_horney: oooh thats hot but first
14_f_horney: can i play with yoru butt you know just my fingers alittle
7TEEN_AARON: yea and maybe more if u want
14_f_horney: *gets behind aaron and shoves my hard long full bodied cock into your ass. TAKE THAT PEDO BEAR DIE PEDO BEAR DIEE!!!!!!!!!

This is so hilarious, I came in as SEXYGIRL and said I was horny, and around 12-17 windows opened up saying "Hi" "Hey" "Hey sexy". Hilarious, I will post more later:

tony_boy: hey sexy
SEXYGIRL6316: hey
tony_boy: you want to cyber
SEXYGIRL6316: sure
tony_boy: asl
SEXYGIRL6316: Lets cyber here
SEXYGIRL6316: I like to chat here
tony_boy: ok
tony_boy: how old are you
SEXYGIRL6316: 20
tony_boy: what do you want to be
SEXYGIRL6316: ?
tony_boy: your a teacher and im a student
SEXYGIRL6316: Ok
SEXYGIRL6316: You start
tony_boy: it afther school
SEXYGIRL6316: Yes go on
SEXYGIRL6316: you are making me horny already
SEXYGIRL6316: go on
tony_boy: you tkink you locked you door but it not and your going to chage cloth
SEXYGIRL6316: Oh yea
SEXYGIRL6316: my turn
SEXYGIRL6316: I slowly see you peek in and invite you in
SEXYGIRL6316: I tell you I will have sex aslong as you don't tell anyone
SEXYGIRL6316: your turn
tony_boy: you lock the door
SEXYGIRL6316: oh yea
SEXYGIRL6316: you making me horny baby
SEXYGIRL6316: go on
tony_boy: and you start taking your colth off
SEXYGIRL6316: Oh yea
SEXYGIRL6316: my turn
SEXYGIRL6316: I begin making out with you and you slowly slid your tongue into mine
SEXYGIRL6316: your turn
tony_boy: i take your shrit off
SEXYGIRL6316: Oh yea
tony_boy: and panes
SEXYGIRL6316: Yes
SEXYGIRL6316: I begin to rub my breast along your dick
SEXYGIRL6316: go
tony_boy: i start thoughing you tites
SEXYGIRL6316: Oh yeah!
SEXYGIRL6316: My turn
SEXYGIRL6316: You begin sticking your dick through my ass, however my mom comes in and gets scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air"
SEXYGIRL6316: I whistle for a cab and when it came near
SEXYGIRL6316: the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
SEXYGIRL6316: if anything I could say this cab was rare, but nah forget it
SEXYGIRL6316: yo homes to bel-air
SEXYGIRL6316: I..pulled up to a house about 7 or 8 and yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later
SEXYGIRL6316: looked at my kingdom I was finally there
SEXYGIRL6316: to sit on my throne
SEXYGIRL6316: as the prince of bel-air
SEXYGIRL6316: your turn

At 5/23/07 10:49 PM, Complete wrote: SEXYGIRL6316: You begin sticking your dick through my ass, however my mom comes in and gets scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air"
SEXYGIRL6316: I whistle for a cab and when it came near
SEXYGIRL6316: the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
SEXYGIRL6316: if anything I could say this cab was rare, but nah forget it
SEXYGIRL6316: yo homes to bel-air

I just shot milk out of my noise I laughed so hard. Congrats, you are responsible for this grand mess.

Guest_98419: %%%% me
HornyGirl666: I am pretty hot today
HornyGirl666: and heat turns me on
Guest_98419: me 2
HornyGirl666: Wanna cyber?
Guest_98419: ya
HornyGirl666: You start
Guest_98419: my %%%% is geting hard
HornyGirl666: good
HornyGirl666: just how I like it
HornyGirl666: Lets roleplay
HornyGirl666: We are in school
HornyGirl666: you are the teacher
HornyGirl666: I am the hot student
HornyGirl666: You start
Guest_98419: u faild your test again
HornyGirl666: Oh please
HornyGirl666: Am I going to get a detention?
Guest_98419: no
HornyGirl666: Ok
Guest_98419: stand up
HornyGirl666: (Stands up)
Guest_98419: bend over the desk
HornyGirl666: (bends over)
HornyGirl666: I then punch your head off and say "WHO IS A MAN IN A HALF, I AM A MAN IN A HALF! GUNS AND WEAPONS ARE FOR WUSSIES! FIST IS MY TRUE WEAPON
HornyGirl666: DYNAMITE
HornyGirl666: (I SLICE YOUR DICK OFF)
HornyGirl666: WHO IS A BRAVE BITCH?
HornyGirl666: I AM A BRAVE BITCH
HornyGirl666: DYNAMITE
HornyGirl666: You still alive baby?

Haha, this has me laughing harder than anything ever has.

Forgot chat. I don't think he got it.

mr_very_sexy: hi
mr_very_sexy: how r u
mr_very_sexy: asl
HotChic_NG: 22, f, USA
HotChic_NG: and how bout you sugar?
mr_very_sexy: 27/m/can
HotChic_NG: oh
mr_very_sexy: sweety
HotChic_NG: i hear canadiens are big
mr_very_sexy: so whats up
mr_very_sexy: yaa
mr_very_sexy: is that good or bad
HotChic_NG: just lookin for fun
HotChic_NG: thats good
mr_very_sexy: okk
HotChic_NG: so what are you into?
mr_very_sexy: so how hot r u
mr_very_sexy: nm
HotChic_NG: well, i usually get about 4 guys asking for my number everywhere
mr_very_sexy: just took shower
HotChic_NG: i like showers
mr_very_sexy: ic
HotChic_NG: wanna cut the small talk and get started?
mr_very_sexy: so that mean i have no chance to get u r number
HotChic_NG: sorry hon
HotChic_NG: this is a one time deal
mr_very_sexy: ic
HotChic_NG: better enjoy it while you can
HotChic_NG: so, im waiting for you to make a move
mr_very_sexy: okk
mr_very_sexy: u can srart
mr_very_sexy: okk
HotChic_NG: i like to start slow
mr_very_sexy: what r u wearing
HotChic_NG: we'll find out, won't we?
mr_very_sexy: yaa if u tell me
HotChic_NG: first, i take off your shirt and begin to massage your manly chesy
mr_very_sexy: thats nice
HotChic_NG: i use my tounge and lips to caress ever so gently
HotChic_NG: then reach for your pants
mr_very_sexy: oh yaa baby
HotChic_NG: i slowly take them off to reveal your huge cock
mr_very_sexy: don't stop
HotChic_NG: i grab your large erection and begin to suck with all i have
mr_very_sexy: sorry huge what ?
mr_very_sexy: plz name
HotChic_NG: huge Waid
mr_very_sexy: oh yaa
mr_very_sexy: i love that
HotChic_NG: i then proceed to finger myself while licking the cum from your penis
mr_very_sexy: oh baby
mr_very_sexy: what r u wearing
HotChic_NG: nothing
mr_very_sexy: cool
HotChic_NG: then, after i am done licking up your man juice
mr_very_sexy: i am suckingur red lips
mr_very_sexy: so wet
mr_very_sexy: know i am licking ur %%%%
HotChic_NG: i whip out my huge 13 inch erection. then i grab for my harry potter books and begin to masturbate my cock to the illustration of harry on the cover
mr_very_sexy: oh so nice boobs
mr_very_sexy: u have
mr_very_sexy: know i am licking u r clit
mr_very_sexy: ur very wet
mr_very_sexy: oh yaa
mr_very_sexy: my taungh is all the way inside u r %%%%%
HotChic_NG: then i imagine dumbledor, and cum all over you
mr_very_sexy: u r moaning
HotChic_NG: then i grab a bud and put on the game
mr_very_sexy: know bend u down
HotChic_NG: while fondling my cock
mr_very_sexy: and rubbing my dick with u r %%%%%
HotChic_NG: guys that dont read turn my cock flaccid
mr_very_sexy: its so big and heard
mr_very_sexy: know its going in u
mr_very_sexy: yaa
HotChic_NG: i have no orifice to fit your cock as i have one as well, and i pitch, i dont catch
mr_very_sexy: its all the way inside
mr_very_sexy: go fatere
mr_very_sexy: faster
mr_very_sexy: more faster
mr_very_sexy: yaa
mr_very_sexy: ur dripping
mr_very_sexy: on me
mr_very_sexy: feel so good

sit_my_dik: heyyyyyyyy
sit_my_dik: baby
PopularGirl: hey sexy
sit_my_dik: yeah
sit_my_dik: how are you baby?
PopularGirl: hot
PopularGirl: Heat turns me on
sit_my_dik: ıts readyy
sit_my_dik: take ıtt
sit_my_dik: lıke bowld
PopularGirl: sure
sit_my_dik: why not
sit_my_dik: ıts for you
sit_my_dik: where are you now,?
PopularGirl: Here
sit_my_dik:
PopularGirl: why are you sad?
sit_my_dik: why you are not here
sit_my_dik: lol
PopularGirl: I am here
sit_my_dik: ar you nude now*
sit_my_dik: ?
PopularGirl: nearly
PopularGirl: I am only wearing panties
PopularGirl: nothing else
PopularGirl: You?
sit_my_dik: half
PopularGirl: Turning me on
sit_my_dik: yes
sit_my_dik: nowwwwwww
PopularGirl: I can't resist anymore
PopularGirl: take me
sit_my_dik: ı wıll do ıttttttttttttt
sit_my_dik: how ıs yor body?
PopularGirl: excellent shape
PopularGirl: the teacher even tried to feel me
sit_my_dik: oooooo
PopularGirl: wanna cyber?
sit_my_dik: ı hate hım now
sit_my_dik: why now
sit_my_dik: why not
sit_my_dik: do youl lıke socks?
PopularGirl: you start
PopularGirl: ye
sit_my_dik: pls take ıt
PopularGirl: I like to wear it long
PopularGirl: k
sit_my_dik: yeah baby
PopularGirl: you start
sit_my_dik: ı wıll start lick your pusy
sit_my_dik: then ewerywehere
PopularGirl: OH GOD YEA
PopularGirl: OH SHIT, THE COMBINE ARE TRYING TO BREAK IN! GORDAN, GRAB THAT GRAVITY GUN
PopularGirl: HURRY
PopularGirl: THE COMBINE SOLDIERS ARE RUSHING IN
PopularGirl: I WILL GET MY FATHER TO ACTIVATE THE TELEPORTER
PopularGirl: We died
PopularGirl: respawn

Colin got pwnd.

colin9819: hi
Sexygirl13: hey
colin9819: are you a female and a teen girl or a young girl?
Sexygirl13: young girl...only 13
Sexygirl13: you?
colin9819: 33m
colin9819: do you like cyber sex?
colin9819: what do you say to that?
colin9819: answer me please!
Sexygirl13: Sure
Sexygirl13: you start
Sexygirl13: cmon, I can't wait all day
Sexygirl13: why won't yo talk? You don't like me
Sexygirl13: I'm leaving...
colin9819: do you want to be my cyber student/cyber collge student/cyber sister/cyber slave/cyber slut/cyber cheerleader/cyber gf/cyber wife/cyber daughter/cuber mom/cyber neice or do you want me to be your cyber babysitter and cyber babysityou?
Sexygirl13: student
colin9819: then you can call me your cyber teacher
Sexygirl13: ok
colin9819: will you obey me?
Sexygirl13: yes
colin9819: will you be late to class my cyber student?
Sexygirl13: no teacher
colin9819: what do I see you doing my cyber student?
Sexygirl13: touching my wet pussy
colin9819: that make mme horny my cyber student
colin9819: what do you say to that?
Sexygirl13: what you gonna do to me?
colin9819: what are you wearing my cyber student?
Sexygirl13: a small top..it's wet, no panties
colin9819: taake your wet top off
colin9819: what do you say to that?
Sexygirl13: Alright I have heard enough. Colin this is Agent Curnew with the North American Pedophilia task force. We are tracking you IP as we we speak you will be charged for soliciting a minor
Sexygirl13: What do you have to say in defence?
colin9819: it's just cyber sex
Sexygirl13: You proceeded under the knowledge that I was a 13 year old girl.
Sexygirl13: I advide you call a lawyer as we will be contacting your local authorities
colin9819: no I just love to have cyber sex
Sexygirl13: That is no excuse, I will see you in court Colin.
colin9819: and you said you would do it with me
Sexygirl13: The authorities are on there way.
Sexygirl13: See you soon Colin
colin9819: please don't do this
Sexygirl13: I'm sorry Colin it is too late

HAHAH "please dont do this"
funny

Me: Im horny lets go straight to the cybering k?
guy:go for it
me: i remove yyour pants
guy:i remove yours
me:i rube your cock
guy: what are your panties?
me:theyre black
guy:i dont care take them off
guy:and your bra to
me:i remove my bra and you see my hard nipples
guy:mmm yeah i rub them
me:i grasp your cock
me: and remove it from your balls
guy:yeah grab it
me:i see the cum oozing out oh yes
guy:mmm yes
me:i rub the cum on my body
guy: taste it
me:i take a shit where your dick used to be
me: then fuck the wound with the severed dick
guy: what the hell?
me:i rip out your intestines through your anal hole
me: you die.
guy: well this sux
me:i fuck your nose with the severed dick in my vagina
guy: you are fucked up
me:i eat your heart out, its like a water balloon
guy: wow
me:i grab a shit from your intestines and take a bit out of it
guy: holy shi.t
me:i cram your body into a wood chipper and make a mush mmmm
me: i fuck the mush with your severed dick
guy: you would like this
guy: FU.CK you!
guy:but atleast the sex was good right?
me: i shove the mush into my vagina and rub it on my boobs
me: oh yes
guy: you californians are fu.cked up
me: your body is gone, all in a days orgasm =)
HE LEAVES

This guy must have been pretty freaked out, i went a little to far, my name is 12_female_cali his name was braden5745

soon as i get the chance i come give em 'hi, I am agent B. Geoff, your IP has been recorded, and this was a predetor bust.'

Lets all go in and attack,all at once theres newgrounders in there right now

hotguy6085> hi asl
hothornywhore69: 19/f
hotguy6085> hi werew u from
hotguy6085> were u from
hothornywhore69: USA
hothornywhore69: its hot out
hothornywhore69: and im horny
hotguy6085> im in england
hotguy6085> you got yahoo
hothornywhore69: yeah but im not chatting on yahoo right now
hothornywhore69: lets cyber here and now
hotguy6085> ok so u horny
hothornywhore69: yes
hotguy6085> an hot
hothornywhore69: yes
hotguy6085> wana c some pics
hothornywhore69: not now
hothornywhore69: i just wanna cyber
hotguy6085> ok we will
hothornywhore69: I will start
hothornywhore69: I walk up to you
hotguy6085> ye
hothornywhore69: and kiss you
hotguy6085> mmmm
hothornywhore69: i make my way down your body licking you with my toungue and kissing it
hotguy6085> mmmmmmm nice
hothornywhore69: i find my way down to your rock hard cock which is still in your pants,
hothornywhore69: i squeeze it wow its throbbing
hotguy6085> oh ye babe
hothornywhore69: i undo your belt for you
hothornywhore69: your flacid cock falls out
hotguy6085> and then?
hothornywhore69: its alittle smaller than i expected but i take it into my mouth hungrily anyways
hothornywhore69: licking the tip and around the shaft
hotguy6085> oh ye its nice
hotguy6085> baby
hothornywhore69: i then reach into my pocket while i suck your now hard cock
hothornywhore69: which has grown a full 3 inches
hothornywhore69: and pull out a penknife
hothornywhore69: i strike your penis with it
hothornywhore69: and add your now severed penis to my bag of severed penises
hotguy6085> then wot
hothornywhore69: then i push you against the wall
hotguy6085> and ?
hothornywhore69: I then bang your head against the wall 20 times while shouting OOMPA LOOMPA
hothornywhore69: i then throw you on the floor
hothornywhore69: and whip out my now fully erect 9 inch cock
hothornywhore69: and shove it down your mouth as your bloody stump where your penis once was bleeds
hotguy6085> then
hotguy6085> ????
hothornywhore69: then i use the same penknife to stab you in the eyes
hothornywhore69: and cut them out
hothornywhore69: and put them in a blender
hothornywhore69: i take out the mushie eyes and make you drink it

sri_lankan_guy> hi
sri_lankan_guy> asl
hothornywhore69: 13/f
sri_lankan_guy> cool
sri_lankan_guy> im 21 m
hothornywhore69: cyber?
sri_lankan_guy> yeahhh
hothornywhore69: you start
sri_lankan_guy> mmm
sri_lankan_guy> r u naked??
sri_lankan_guy> i have toook out my dick and start rubbiong mmmmmm
hothornywhore69: i am naked spread out on my bed
sri_lankan_guy> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
sri_lankan_guy> let me lick ur body
sri_lankan_guy> and squeez ur boobs
hothornywhore69: I grab your crotch and whisper into your ear
sri_lankan_guy> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hothornywhore69: *im really a man
sri_lankan_guy> mmmm
hothornywhore69: i then flip you over and shove my own 13 inch cock up your ass
sri_lankan_guy> what
sri_lankan_guy> noooooooooooooooo
hothornywhore69: oh daddy
>> sri_lankan_guy has joined room
hothornywhore69: my dick is covered in poo
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I lost some of the conversation but it wasnt important anyways,I gave this guy a number to our local gasstation HAHAHAH:

techno_prisoners> Mmm, i LOVE green eyes. The sexiest ever.
techno_prisoners> My coc.k is right at 8 inches and very thick and hard rite now.
caligirl86: I take off my bra revealing my full breasts
techno_prisoners> Are you playing with them now?
caligirl86: yes
techno_prisoners> My mouth would be warm and wet on them...suckling and nibbling at your hardening nipples.
techno_prisoners> Are your legs spread?
caligirl86: oh yes im rubbing myself big boy
techno_prisoners> How wet are you?
caligirl86: im very wet
techno_prisoners> God, Id love to taste you.
caligirl86: my asshole is dripping my juices
techno_prisoners> mmmm, taste them for me.
caligirl86: you wanna taste me?
techno_prisoners> yesssss
caligirl86: do you wanna call me and we can continue this while i break out my vibrator?
techno_prisoners> mmm ok. :)
caligirl86: are you able to get long distance?
techno_prisoners> yep
caligirl86: ok (603)352-9992 i will pick up
techno_prisoners> so that was supposed to be funny?
caligirl86: what are you talking about
techno_prisoners> I called
techno_prisoners> and got a business
caligirl86: yeah thats where i am right now
caligirl86: im at work
caligirl86: and heres my pic
caligirl86: http://www.sighost.us/members/IfritSlayer/old _man_mardigras_f.jpg
techno_prisoners> lol, then how can u play?
caligirl86: im in my office
techno_prisoners> oh ok
caligirl86: see my pic?
caligirl86: arent I a sexy animal
techno_prisoners> im working on it
techno_prisoners> cant copy and paste from this dumb thing
caligirl86: ctrl c yeah you can
techno_prisoners> ummm
techno_prisoners> lol
techno_prisoners> ok
techno_prisoners> jokes on me
techno_prisoners> i see
caligirl86: look at my sexy body
techno_prisoners> yeh i see it
caligirl86: YOUVE BEEN PUNKED
caligirl86: CAUSE IM AN OLD MAN
caligirl86: AND YOUVE BEEN JERKING OFF TO ME
techno_prisoners> ya know, a horny guy should not have to eal with this kind of %%%%%%%%
techno_prisoners> no i wasnt
techno_prisoners> not yet
caligirl86: HAHHAHAHA
techno_prisoners> doofus
caligirl86: YOU JERK
caligirl86: YOU SUCK
techno_prisoners> blah blah blah
techno_prisoners> funny funny hah hah ha
caligirl86: YEAH IT IS
techno_prisoners> dont you have anythig better to do?
caligirl86: WHATS EVEN FUNNIER IS IM GONNA RAPE YOU IN THE A
caligirl86: SS
caligirl86: DONT YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO
techno_prisoners> mmhmm
techno_prisoners> nope
caligirl86: BESIDES TRY TO PICK UP WOMEN ONLINE
techno_prisoners> i dont
techno_prisoners> not at 8 am dumbass
techno_prisoners> i pick up women in real life at night
caligirl86: YEAH RIGHT
techno_prisoners> youre an idiot with too much time on his hands
techno_prisoners> and im a random honry guy that fell for it
techno_prisoners> so i hope youre happy
techno_prisoners> now go and die

-MSN-MALE-35_YEARS: nice name
SecksyDogGirl: no
-MSN-MALE-35_YEARS: how are you
SecksyDogGirl: no
SecksyDogGirl: I was raped
SecksyDogGirl: by a dog
-MSN-MALE-35_YEARS: ok
-MSN-MALE-35_YEARS: f/m
SecksyDogGirl: Im a furry now
SecksyDogGirl: male dog
-MSN-MALE-35_YEARS: m
-MSN-MALE-35_YEARS: bye
SecksyDogGirl: ok
SecksyDogGirl: XD
SecksyDogGirl: XD

Wow... This is like... Hella-fun.

hi5177> hi
caligirl86: THIS IS AGENT SMITH FBI
hi5177> as;??
hi5177> asl?
caligirl86: stay right where you are
hi5177> k
hi5177> am i underarrest?
caligirl86: the FBI and child protective services have been trying to track down pedophiles like you
hi5177> using messager?
caligirl86: your ip is being traced and you will be under arrest
caligirl86: for attempted solicitation of a minor
hi5177> k
hi5177> wen?/
caligirl86: we are in the process of finding your address now
caligirl86: it is hopeless to escape
hi5177> k
hi5177> good luck

caligirl86: hi baby
sri_lankan_guy> hiiii sexy
caligirl86: ASL
sri_lankan_guy> 20 m sri lanka
caligirl86: 14/f/turkey
sri_lankan_guy> mmmm
caligirl86: what are you doing now?
sri_lankan_guy> im a horney guy
sri_lankan_guy> shaking my dick
caligirl86: WARNING the FBI has found evidence that you have commited the crime of solicitating sex from a minor. Your ip is being currently tracked
caligirl86: Upon arrest you have the right to a lawyer
caligirl86: Its over buddy
caligirl86: The FBI tons of us are coming to surround your house
caligirl86: COME OUT WITH YOUR PANTS UP AND YOUR HANDS UP
caligirl86: WERE CHARGING OUR LAZOR GUNSSSS
caligirl86: DONT TRY TO ESCAPE

black2904> hai
caligirl86: are you really black?
black2904> yes
caligirl86: well you can go now
caligirl86: My fathers KKK ralley doesnt allow me to talk to black people sorry
black2904> what abt u/
caligirl86: look you have to go now ill be in trouble if you keep talking to me
caligirl86: father will beat me if he catches me talking to a spook
black2904> why dear
black2904> whattttttttttttt
black2904> y r a small girl abeying to ur fathers
caligirl86: thanks alot n@gger im getting the whip cause of you
black2904> dont worry
caligirl86: you belong in the cottonfield
caligirl86: we dont like your kind round here
black2904> i ask abt u
black2904> where r u from
caligirl86: listen I dont answer to n@ggers
black2904> what are u doing
caligirl86: yall go back to africa now
caligirl86: and put bones through your nose
black2904> are you come with me
caligirl86: nah if i wanted to shove a turd up my twat id take one out of the toilet
caligirl86: GO BACK TO AFRICA WHITE POWER
caligirl86: GET OFF MY PORCH WHITE POWER
caligirl86: STOP STEALING MY CAR WHITE POWER
caligirl86: STAY OFF MY LAWN WHITE POWER
black2904> you white
caligirl86: IM FROM THE KKK
black2904> r u going to mad
caligirl86: STAY OUT OF OUR CHATROOMS WHITE POWER
black2904> ok i not like to contnue with mad
caligirl86: BRING ME BACK MY COMPUTER WHITE POWER

At 5/24/07 11:04 AM, Dark-Phire wrote: Wow... This is like... Hella-fun.

Of course, it's a nice time killer to trick people into cyber sex then kill the moment.

bored_n_horny: hey
Girl__Age_13: Hey
Girl__Age_13: you horny also?
bored_n_horny: yea
Girl__Age_13: Wanna cyber?
bored_n_horny: yea
Girl__Age_13: Ok
Girl__Age_13: Just do one thing before we start
bored_n_horny: ok
Girl__Age_13: everytime we do a sexual pose, I want you to arr like a pirate
bored_n_horny: what?
Girl__Age_13: like this
Girl__Age_13: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
bored_n_horny: ok
Girl__Age_13: start
bored_n_horny: what do u wanna do to me?
Girl__Age_13: Blowjob
Girl__Age_13: Ar like a pirate now
Girl__Age_13: Do it
bored_n_horny: arrrrrrr
Girl__Age_13: louder
Girl__Age_13: ARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Girl__Age_13: like that
Girl__Age_13: do i
Girl__Age_13: do it
bored_n_horny has left.
Girl__Age_13: ARRRRRRRRRRRRR