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Forum Topic: Parachat- Filled with Pedo's

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Aaron4400

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Posted at: 5/21/07 03:39 PM

Aaron4400 LIGHT LEVEL 04

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Teehee...

hornyguy7226: hi
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: Heya
hornyguy7226: how r u
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: im Great
hornyguy7226: asl
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: 23 F UK
hornyguy7226: what do u look like
hornyguy7226: i'm 6' brown hair and eyes
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: WEll i have nice long Brown hair, im about 5"4 and i have nice blue eyes, with 34 D tits
hornyguy7226: wow u can fall foward
hornyguy7226: but what a nice sight
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: yeah, thats what everyone says
hornyguy7226:
hornyguy7226: do u have back problems
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: Fortunatly No :P
hornyguy7226: what r u wearing
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: A small top, and my thongs, thats it
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: u?
hornyguy7226: shorts asd a t shirt
hornyguy7226: r u trying to get me hard?
hornyguy7226: how small?
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: Ooh easy on tige
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: tiger*
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: oh my small top its just touching the top of my belly button
hornyguy7226: butt floss thong or regular
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: a silk thong
hornyguy7226: so so the big gils are almost hanging out
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: oh yeah
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: Ever done Cyber b4?
hornyguy7226: yes
hornyguy7226: u?
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: oh yes
hornyguy7226: so ur wet and ready huh
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: Maaaaybe
hornyguy7226: I walk in see u on the computer with ur big %%%% almost out of ur shirt and kisss ur neck while my hand slides doen r sholder to ur %%% and circles ur nipple
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: Hmm
hornyguy7226: my hand slides under ur shirt and iz let ur nipple get stuck between my fingers as I massage it
hornyguy7226: as my tongue plays shocky with urs
hornyguy7226: we lift ur shirt over ur head to display your beatiful its
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: Ohh yeah thats nice, i take off your shirt... and rub your handsome body
hornyguy7226: werub each others bod as my mouth sucks on ur nipple
hornyguy7226: my hands go down ot ur %%% which feels so firm as I massage it
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: I gently Unzip Your Trouser, and Feel your Cock rubbing it up and down
hornyguy7226: i feel ur wetness seeping onto ur %%%
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: You Start To get Hard, as i get wetter and wetter beneath your fingers
hornyguy7226: i slide ur thong down with my big toe
hornyguy7226: o what sweet l ooking %%%%%
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: i pull your trousers down, still feeling you cock
hornyguy7226: I think it needs attention
hornyguy7226: should I give it some?
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: oh yeah
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: BEfore You Do anything, i just brb
hornyguy7226: I kiss my way down ur body to ur hot wet mound but don't touch it I lick all around
hornyguy7226: are u getting toys??
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: You could say that
hornyguy7226: is there a vibe in u now?
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: oh yeah... i have something behind my back, which you will neven see.... IO
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: I PULL OUT A SAWN OFF SHOTGUN, AND BLOW OFF YOUR cock
hornyguy7226: I oh ur sweet
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: i know... its my style, im a lezzo
hornyguy7226: so u want ot remove guys %%%%% so there willb e more holes 4 u?
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: no, because i am a fourteen year old boy, and you have just been PUNKED
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: Hello?
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: Hello?
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: still like my tits?
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: my nice wet pussy?
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: no?
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: ok!
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: ...
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: Bye then!

he has gone silent now... lol

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Eltelelel

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Posted at: 5/21/07 03:41 PM

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no its not, i tell people i am 12 then they leave me alone.


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73hl337b0bb0y

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Posted at: 5/21/07 08:19 PM

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You got the wrong crowd then. Stay a bit longer, and say ur 13. Works every time.


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labor

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Posted at: 5/21/07 09:00 PM

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At 5/20/07 04:20 PM, g0t wrote: Ok...it was fine for like 30 seconds.. then it just got creepy as hell..

Damn i know, i got literally 12 PM's asking me for cyber, and the likes.


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Jedabaza

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Posted at: 5/21/07 09:12 PM

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Ha ha ha...

This thread's still alive?

Might contribute a bit more :)

This is artistic expression.


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jimmydean22

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Posted at: 5/21/07 09:18 PM

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At 5/20/07 12:03 AM, jimmydean22 wrote: hey a dood gave me his # 619-829-7931 champ
my name is 16oldgirl someone prank call him

so nobody wants to get in with this come on its gold


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Johannez

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Posted at: 5/22/07 10:38 AM

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At 5/21/07 03:41 PM, Eltelelel wrote: no its not, i tell people i am 12 then they leave me alone.

Say 12 - 18,


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PapoSwing

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Posted at: 5/22/07 10:40 AM

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At 5/7/07 05:29 PM, JediKiller1 wrote: Wait wait wait. If they're pedo's wouldn't they have to be cybering with UNDERAGE GIRLS?

now this topic fails

They're sluts.

Msn if you wants: elpaposwing@hotmail.com.
PSN ID: PapoSwing
Thanks to Officer for awesome sig.

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Idiot-Finder

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Posted at: 5/22/07 08:39 PM

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73hl337b0bb0y

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Posted at: 5/22/07 09:31 PM

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Yo someoe go to a payphone, call a pizza place, say its ur cell (cause of long distance numbers) and order like 50 xlarge pizzas "for a party", and use that number. pizza places ask you for ur number an not address, well some do. make sure the pizza place is in that area, though. :p


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Red-Scorpion

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Posted at: 5/23/07 07:16 AM

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At 5/21/07 11:20 AM, Duffi wrote:
At 5/21/07 10:59 AM, Red-Scorpion wrote: I pm'd you long ago and you didnt post the chat logs!!!
THEY WERE HILARIOUS AND YOU DIDNT POST THEM!!!

fuck.
Shit, forgot that.

I guess you still have them?
Cause I ain't got them no more

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo

Oh shit now theyre all lost NOOOOOOO

dammit


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Red-Scorpion

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Posted at: 5/23/07 07:30 AM

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I NEED HELP!!!!

Ok so im pranking this guy but WAIT! he asks me for a body size

Tell one thats avreage or something
halp


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labor

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Posted at: 5/23/07 12:04 PM

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Heres mine, my alias in said conversation is Hot_Girl:

Jay233: Want to cyber?
Hot_girl: Sure, you go first
Jay233: Ok, i passionately kiss you
Hot_girl: Keep going:
Jay233: I take off your knikers, revealing that you are very wet
Hot_girl: I then take off your pants
Jay233: Want to 69?
Hot_girl: Sure
Hot_girl: Then you put on a condem, and we do it.
Jay233: I make you moan
Hot_girl: Then i scream HARDER! HARDER! HARDER!
Hot_girl: Then i scream:
Hot_girl: IMMA CARGIN' MY LAZERS!!!
Jay233: Want to ropleplay?
Hot_girl: Ok, i play Mario, You play Donkey Kong, i reveal my massive 15-inch coock, and stick it in your ear.
Jay233: what%%%%
Hot_girl: Then youu dress in your Daft Punk outfit, and i stick it in your pooper.
Jay233: Your Weird

Jay233 has left.


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Idiot-Finder

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Posted at: 5/23/07 01:08 PM

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At 5/7/07 05:29 PM, JediKiller1 wrote: Wait wait wait. If they're pedo's wouldn't they have to be cybering with UNDERAGE GIRLS?

now this topic fails

As you were saying?


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Red-Scorpion

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Posted at: 5/23/07 01:21 PM

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Ok who is PedoHunter?

Please tell me!!!


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Crowler

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Posted at: 5/23/07 01:36 PM

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Hornygirl8043: This is agent Thomas from the FBI, we have been surveilling this site for a while looking for pedophiles. Even though you knew this "girl" was a minor you proceeded the harrasment
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: ok
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: bro god bless u
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: thnx for dis search
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: this site iz full of such peoplez
Hornygirl8043: your IP is being traced right now and you will be charged with sexual harrasment of a minor
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: no
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: i didnt
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: bro
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: and keep it up for dis quick service
Hornygirl8043: im not your bro and you people disgust me
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: hey
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: mind ur language
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: ok
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: i am not like u
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: cheating wid otherz
Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U: u hackerz
Hornygirl8043: I am a federal agent sir

Uk_hOrNy-CaM-DicK_4U has left the chat room.

i cut it a little as it was pretty long

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Duffi

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Posted at: 5/23/07 01:41 PM

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This one was fucked up beyond everything.

marriedman: hi
13_and_wet: Hi
marriedman: u a girl?
13_and_wet: Yes
marriedman: 13 age???
13_and_wet: Yes
13_and_wet: Cyber?
marriedman: and wet now?
marriedman: if u like?
13_and_wet: Yes
13_and_wet: You start
marriedman: u ever really enjoyed sex?
13_and_wet: Yes, i have
13_and_wet: So.. do we cyber or what?
marriedman: at this young age..u lucky?
13_and_wet: Yes, very
marriedman: u sexy?
13_and_wet: Very
marriedman: which position u like
13_and_wet: Any position
marriedman: most u like..u come on top if u can
13_and_wet: Sounds hot
marriedman: where u feel hot
13_and_wet: In my tight vagina
marriedman has left.
marriedman: how r ur boobs
13_and_wet: big.. c cups
marriedman: can u take my full dick in u?
13_and_wet: Maybe. I guess you're a big boy?
marriedman: yes married and experienced to do it
13_and_wet: Kinky
marriedman: what
13_and_wet: You're experienced.. I like that
marriedman: lay flat
13_and_wet: I do so... You're my master now
marriedman: leg apart
13_and_wet: Yes..
13_and_wet: I await
marriedman: u naked full?
marriedman: nipples sharp
13_and_wet: Yes
13_and_wet: They are like two small towers
marriedman: i lick left nipple and squeeze other
13_and_wet: Continue
marriedman: why are u roaring........i am not ......eating ur nipples
13_and_wet: I want you inside me
13_and_wet: Fuck me Adolf
marriedman: i am to eat ur clitssss now.
marriedman: eatingggggg. ur clits...licking.............
13_and_wet: Just shove your dick into me
marriedman: coming over u...to enter ur pussy
marriedman: ur pussy..how is it now
13_and_wet: mmmmm
13_and_wet: Harder Adolf
marriedman: ur pusssy wet?
13_and_wet: It's like a fountain
13_and_wet: Water all over the place
marriedman: i am coming over to enter my dick
13_and_wet: YES ADOLF
marriedman: dick slightly long......take it inside and give ur boobs to suck
marriedman: enterin g uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
marriedman: slowly...................
13_and_wet: Faster! Faster!
marriedman: leg aparttttttttttttttttttt.
marriedman: ys in and out ys
marriedman: embrace me
13_and_wet: YES, FUCK MY JEW PUSSY
marriedman: in and out
marriedman: in and out
marriedman: in and out
marriedman: slippery ur pussy now...why
marriedman: in and out..........
13_and_wet: I'm dominant now. Lay on your back
marriedman: yes
13_and_wet: I polish my strap on. You're mine now, Adolf Hitler!
marriedman: take me inside
marriedman has joined.
13_and_wet: Spread your butt-checks.. I'm going in!
marriedman: yessssssss
marriedman: dick very long and thick now........can u?
13_and_wet: Yes.... I will penetrate you Adolf!
marriedman: do it
13_and_wet: Your ass is like a sandwhich
13_and_wet: Without the
13_and_wet: meat
marriedman: taste it
13_and_wet: I lick your ass
13_and_wet: Quick, shit on my face
13_and_wet: Adolf
marriedman: do itttttttttttttt
marriedman: yessssss cumminggggggg
13_and_wet: IM FIRING MAH LAZOR!
marriedman: to ur lipssssss.......... and faceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
13_and_wet: PHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
13_and_wet: Your ass is a fountain
marriedman: take it in mouth ................
13_and_wet: It delights me with scat
marriedman: to ur mouth.......
13_and_wet: I put all your dirty shit in my mouth adolf
marriedman: some cum in ur mouth.....u like it?
13_and_wet: I'm giving you a blowjob
marriedman: drink it
13_and_wet: Erugh, I barf
marriedman: uu want more milk?
13_and_wet: Smeer the barf over your dick Adolf
marriedman has left.
13_and_wet: I take a kitchen knife out of my pocket. Are you ready for this Adolf?
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Lol, it was really fucked up.

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DA-freakshow

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Posted at: 5/23/07 01:51 PM

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Duffi, You're one SICK FUCK

Thanks to madknt for the awesome siggy
30 DAYS FUCKING BANNED! (Ban over, secksy... amirite?)
I told you i was awesome.. And Sekritly FAB!

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placeboelectra

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Posted at: 5/23/07 10:10 PM

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KA-YOO> DON'T BE GENTAL
mistress_sara69: I wont bitch
KA-YOO> ARE YOU OVER 18
mistress_sara69: yes im 22
mistress_sara69: enough talk bitch
KA-YOO> YOU WON'T ME EAT YOUR %%%
mistress_sara69: lets get to it
mistress_sara69: *you see that counter over there? bend over
KA-YOO> TIMID %%%%% FROM HELL?
mistress_sara69: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GO NEAR THE COUNTER
mistress_sara69: AND BEND THE FUCK OVER
mistress_sara69: OR I WILL WHIP YOU
KA-YOO> OK
mistress_sara69: *now the drawer beneath you,open it
KA-YOO> OK OK
mistress_sara69: pull out that meat tenderizer
KA-YOO> NO
mistress_sara69: YES YOU WILL BITCH
mistress_sara69: OR I WILL WHIP YOU WITH MY WHIP
KA-YOO> WHAT GETS TENDERIZED
mistress_sara69: take it out of the drawer I have a little surprise for you
KA-YOO> OK ITS OUT
mistress_sara69: I start beating your balls with the meat tenderizer
mistress_sara69: I am shoving it in your ass and as I do it
mistress_sara69: I want you to say OOMPA LOOMPA 5 times
KA-YOO> BE KINDER
mistress_sara69: say oompa loompa
KA-YOO> I DID
mistress_sara69: say it now
mistress_sara69: five times
KA-YOO> I DID
mistress_sara69: type it out
KA-YOO> OOMPA LOOMPA X 5
mistress_sara69: good I take the meat tenderizer out of your ass now
mistress_sara69: it is covered in crap
mistress_sara69: lick it off
KA-YOO> NO
mistress_sara69: you disobey me so I hold a knife to your throat
mistress_sara69: do it
mistress_sara69: and I want you to say long live hitler
KA-YOO> I WILL %%%% YOU
mistress_sara69: you can feel the blade pressing against your skin
KA-YOO> GO GIRL
mistress_sara69: you disobey me again so i rub maple syrup on your nipples
mistress_sara69: and shove pencils through them
KA-YOO> PROMISISES PROMISES
mistress_sara69: this is your last chance to lick the poop off the meat tenderizer
mistress_sara69: or ill give you something you really dont like
KA-YOO> WHAT
mistress_sara69: disobey me and find out
KA-YOO> CONSIDERME DISOBEDIANT
mistress_sara69: *says in a deep voice*you asked for it my big sexy bear
mistress_sara69: I drag the knife across your throat making you bleed
mistress_sara69: and then pull down my black leather skirt
KA-YOO> WHAT IF I AM CUMING
mistress_sara69: revealing my huge 9 inch cock gently swaying in the breeze
mistress_sara69: I dig the knife deeper into your neck and shove my rockhard cock in your ass
KA-YOO> HEDRO
mistress_sara69: i fuck you in the pooper as you bleed
KA-YOO> YOU WISH NEEDLE DICK
mistress_sara69: i then stab you in the face several times to silence yiou
mistress_sara69: and continue having sex with your bloody corpse
mistress_sara69: youre dead
mistress_sara69: YOU GOT RAPED BY A TRANNY
mistress_sara69: OWNED
KA-YOO> IN YOUR DREAMS FAIRY BOY.


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Minty-Hippo

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Posted at: 5/23/07 10:28 PM

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7TEEN_AARON: hey im so horny
14_f_horney: asl?
7TEEN_AARON: 17 m minnesota
14_f_horney: wanna cyber?
7TEEN_AARON: yeah or talk on phone
14_f_horney: i prefere cyber
7TEEN_AARON: will u pweez call, u dont hav to though
14_f_horney: nah i wont call but we can cyber if you want
7TEEN_AARON: kk wat r u wearin
14_f_horney: short skirt and tank top
7TEEN_AARON: nice im naked and hard
14_f_horney: oooh cna i touch it?
7TEEN_AARON: ant thing 4 u
14_f_horney: ooh well are you really 17
14_f_horney: ?
7TEEN_AARON: yeah
14_f_horney: awh i prefere older guys
7TEEN_AARON: its ok im kinda older'
14_f_horney: ooh how oldeR?
7TEEN_AARON: 3 years
14_f_horney: oooh your 20 thats hot
7TEEN_AARON: i like young girls
14_f_horney: ooh thats good
7TEEN_AARON: there cute and fun to screw
14_f_horney: well come on hehe where yoiu want to put it
7TEEN_AARON: in your as s
14_f_horney: oooh well come on *bends over and smacks my cheek)*
14_f_horney: come on big boy slide it in
7TEEN_AARON: i take my %%%% and guide it into your tight as s
14_f_horney: I shit on your cock. OH GOD IM SO SORRY
7TEEN_AARON: why?
14_f_horney: i accidently shti on it >.>
7TEEN_AARON: its ok u can suck it off
14_f_horney: oooh thats hot but first
14_f_horney: can i play with yoru butt you know just my fingers alittle
7TEEN_AARON: yea and maybe more if u want
14_f_horney: *gets behind aaron and shoves my hard long full bodied cock into your ass. TAKE THAT PEDO BEAR DIE PEDO BEAR DIEE!!!!!!!!!


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Complete

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Posted at: 5/23/07 10:49 PM

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This is so hilarious, I came in as SEXYGIRL and said I was horny, and around 12-17 windows opened up saying "Hi" "Hey" "Hey sexy". Hilarious, I will post more later:

tony_boy: hey sexy
SEXYGIRL6316: hey
tony_boy: you want to cyber
SEXYGIRL6316: sure
tony_boy: asl
SEXYGIRL6316: Lets cyber here
SEXYGIRL6316: I like to chat here
tony_boy: ok
tony_boy: how old are you
SEXYGIRL6316: 20
tony_boy: what do you want to be
SEXYGIRL6316: ?
tony_boy: your a teacher and im a student
SEXYGIRL6316: Ok
SEXYGIRL6316: You start
tony_boy: it afther school
SEXYGIRL6316: Yes go on
SEXYGIRL6316: you are making me horny already
SEXYGIRL6316: go on
tony_boy: you tkink you locked you door but it not and your going to chage cloth
SEXYGIRL6316: Oh yea
SEXYGIRL6316: my turn
SEXYGIRL6316: I slowly see you peek in and invite you in
SEXYGIRL6316: I tell you I will have sex aslong as you don't tell anyone
SEXYGIRL6316: your turn
tony_boy: you lock the door
SEXYGIRL6316: oh yea
SEXYGIRL6316: you making me horny baby
SEXYGIRL6316: go on
tony_boy: and you start taking your colth off
SEXYGIRL6316: Oh yea
SEXYGIRL6316: my turn
SEXYGIRL6316: I begin making out with you and you slowly slid your tongue into mine
SEXYGIRL6316: your turn
tony_boy: i take your shrit off
SEXYGIRL6316: Oh yea
tony_boy: and panes
SEXYGIRL6316: Yes
SEXYGIRL6316: I begin to rub my breast along your dick
SEXYGIRL6316: go
tony_boy: i start thoughing you tites
SEXYGIRL6316: Oh yeah!
SEXYGIRL6316: My turn
SEXYGIRL6316: You begin sticking your dick through my ass, however my mom comes in and gets scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air"
SEXYGIRL6316: I whistle for a cab and when it came near
SEXYGIRL6316: the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
SEXYGIRL6316: if anything I could say this cab was rare, but nah forget it
SEXYGIRL6316: yo homes to bel-air
SEXYGIRL6316: I..pulled up to a house about 7 or 8 and yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later
SEXYGIRL6316: looked at my kingdom I was finally there
SEXYGIRL6316: to sit on my throne
SEXYGIRL6316: as the prince of bel-air
SEXYGIRL6316: your turn


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Posted at: 5/23/07 10:52 PM

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At 5/23/07 10:49 PM, Complete wrote: SEXYGIRL6316: You begin sticking your dick through my ass, however my mom comes in and gets scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air"
SEXYGIRL6316: I whistle for a cab and when it came near
SEXYGIRL6316: the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
SEXYGIRL6316: if anything I could say this cab was rare, but nah forget it
SEXYGIRL6316: yo homes to bel-air

I just shot milk out of my noise I laughed so hard. Congrats, you are responsible for this grand mess.


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Posted at: 5/23/07 10:57 PM

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Guest_98419: %%%% me
HornyGirl666: I am pretty hot today
HornyGirl666: and heat turns me on
Guest_98419: me 2
HornyGirl666: Wanna cyber?
Guest_98419: ya
HornyGirl666: You start
Guest_98419: my %%%% is geting hard
HornyGirl666: good
HornyGirl666: just how I like it
HornyGirl666: Lets roleplay
HornyGirl666: We are in school
HornyGirl666: you are the teacher
HornyGirl666: I am the hot student
HornyGirl666: You start
Guest_98419: u faild your test again
HornyGirl666: Oh please
HornyGirl666: Am I going to get a detention?
Guest_98419: no
HornyGirl666: Ok
Guest_98419: stand up
HornyGirl666: (Stands up)
Guest_98419: bend over the desk
HornyGirl666: (bends over)
HornyGirl666: I then punch your head off and say "WHO IS A MAN IN A HALF, I AM A MAN IN A HALF! GUNS AND WEAPONS ARE FOR WUSSIES! FIST IS MY TRUE WEAPON
HornyGirl666: DYNAMITE
HornyGirl666: (I SLICE YOUR DICK OFF)
HornyGirl666: WHO IS A BRAVE BITCH?
HornyGirl666: I AM A BRAVE BITCH
HornyGirl666: DYNAMITE
HornyGirl666: You still alive baby?


TheBlackDahliaMurder FAB LEVEL 28

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Haha, this has me laughing harder than anything ever has.

9 day(s) till level 29.
Exp. Points: 8,615 / 8,700
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TheBlackDahliaMurder FAB LEVEL 28

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Forgot chat. I don't think he got it.

mr_very_sexy: hi
mr_very_sexy: how r u
mr_very_sexy: asl
HotChic_NG: 22, f, USA
HotChic_NG: and how bout you sugar?
mr_very_sexy: 27/m/can
HotChic_NG: oh
mr_very_sexy: sweety
HotChic_NG: i hear canadiens are big
mr_very_sexy: so whats up
mr_very_sexy: yaa
mr_very_sexy: is that good or bad
HotChic_NG: just lookin for fun
HotChic_NG: thats good
mr_very_sexy: okk
HotChic_NG: so what are you into?
mr_very_sexy: so how hot r u
mr_very_sexy: nm
HotChic_NG: well, i usually get about 4 guys asking for my number everywhere
mr_very_sexy: just took shower
HotChic_NG: i like showers
mr_very_sexy: ic
HotChic_NG: wanna cut the small talk and get started?
mr_very_sexy: so that mean i have no chance to get u r number
HotChic_NG: sorry hon
HotChic_NG: this is a one time deal
mr_very_sexy: ic
HotChic_NG: better enjoy it while you can
HotChic_NG: so, im waiting for you to make a move
mr_very_sexy: okk
mr_very_sexy: u can srart
mr_very_sexy: okk
HotChic_NG: i like to start slow
mr_very_sexy: what r u wearing
HotChic_NG: we'll find out, won't we?
mr_very_sexy: yaa if u tell me
HotChic_NG: first, i take off your shirt and begin to massage your manly chesy
mr_very_sexy: thats nice
HotChic_NG: i use my tounge and lips to caress ever so gently
HotChic_NG: then reach for your pants
mr_very_sexy: oh yaa baby
HotChic_NG: i slowly take them off to reveal your huge cock
mr_very_sexy: don't stop
HotChic_NG: i grab your large erection and begin to suck with all i have
mr_very_sexy: sorry huge what ?
mr_very_sexy: plz name
HotChic_NG: huge Waid
mr_very_sexy: oh yaa
mr_very_sexy: i love that
HotChic_NG: i then proceed to finger myself while licking the cum from your penis
mr_very_sexy: oh baby
mr_very_sexy: what r u wearing
HotChic_NG: nothing
mr_very_sexy: cool
HotChic_NG: then, after i am done licking up your man juice
mr_very_sexy: i am suckingur red lips
mr_very_sexy: so wet
mr_very_sexy: know i am licking ur %%%%
HotChic_NG: i whip out my huge 13 inch erection. then i grab for my harry potter books and begin to masturbate my cock to the illustration of harry on the cover
mr_very_sexy: oh so nice boobs
mr_very_sexy: u have
mr_very_sexy: know i am licking u r clit
mr_very_sexy: ur very wet
mr_very_sexy: oh yaa
mr_very_sexy: my taungh is all the way inside u r %%%%%
HotChic_NG: then i imagine dumbledor, and cum all over you
mr_very_sexy: u r moaning
HotChic_NG: then i grab a bud and put on the game
mr_very_sexy: know bend u down
HotChic_NG: while fondling my cock
mr_very_sexy: and rubbing my dick with u r %%%%%
HotChic_NG: guys that dont read turn my cock flaccid
mr_very_sexy: its so big and heard
mr_very_sexy: know its going in u
mr_very_sexy: yaa
HotChic_NG: i have no orifice to fit your cock as i have one as well, and i pitch, i dont catch
mr_very_sexy: its all the way inside
mr_very_sexy: go fatere
mr_very_sexy: faster
mr_very_sexy: more faster
mr_very_sexy: yaa
mr_very_sexy: ur dripping
mr_very_sexy: on me
mr_very_sexy: feel so good

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Posted at: 5/23/07 11:19 PM

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sit_my_dik: heyyyyyyyy
sit_my_dik: baby
PopularGirl: hey sexy
sit_my_dik: yeah
sit_my_dik: how are you baby?
PopularGirl: hot
PopularGirl: Heat turns me on
sit_my_dik: &#305;ts readyy
sit_my_dik: take &#305;tt
sit_my_dik: l&#305;ke bowld
PopularGirl: sure
sit_my_dik: why not
sit_my_dik: &#305;ts for you
sit_my_dik: where are you now,?
PopularGirl: Here
sit_my_dik:
PopularGirl: why are you sad?
sit_my_dik: why you are not here
sit_my_dik: lol
PopularGirl: I am here
sit_my_dik: ar you nude now*
sit_my_dik: ?
PopularGirl: nearly
PopularGirl: I am only wearing panties
PopularGirl: nothing else
PopularGirl: You?
sit_my_dik: half
PopularGirl: Turning me on
sit_my_dik: yes
sit_my_dik: nowwwwwww
PopularGirl: I can't resist anymore
PopularGirl: take me
sit_my_dik: &#305; w&#305;ll do &#305;ttttttttttttt
sit_my_dik: how &#305;s yor body?
PopularGirl: excellent shape
PopularGirl: the teacher even tried to feel me
sit_my_dik: oooooo
PopularGirl: wanna cyber?
sit_my_dik: &#305; hate h&#305;m now
sit_my_dik: why now
sit_my_dik: why not
sit_my_dik: do youl l&#305;ke socks?
PopularGirl: you start
PopularGirl: ye
sit_my_dik: pls take &#305;t
PopularGirl: I like to wear it long
PopularGirl: k
sit_my_dik: yeah baby
PopularGirl: you start
sit_my_dik: &#305; w&#305;ll start lick your pusy
sit_my_dik: then ewerywehere
PopularGirl: OH GOD YEA
PopularGirl: OH SHIT, THE COMBINE ARE TRYING TO BREAK IN! GORDAN, GRAB THAT GRAVITY GUN
PopularGirl: HURRY
PopularGirl: THE COMBINE SOLDIERS ARE RUSHING IN
PopularGirl: I WILL GET MY FATHER TO ACTIVATE THE TELEPORTER
PopularGirl: We died
PopularGirl: respawn


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Posted at: 5/23/07 11:29 PM

SuperSmoothSmiley EVIL LEVEL 07

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Colin got pwnd.

colin9819: hi
Sexygirl13: hey
colin9819: are you a female and a teen girl or a young girl?
Sexygirl13: young girl...only 13
Sexygirl13: you?
colin9819: 33m
colin9819: do you like cyber sex?
colin9819: what do you say to that?
colin9819: answer me please!
Sexygirl13: Sure
Sexygirl13: you start
Sexygirl13: cmon, I can't wait all day
Sexygirl13: why won't yo talk? You don't like me
Sexygirl13: I'm leaving...
colin9819: do you want to be my cyber student/cyber collge student/cyber sister/cyber slave/cyber slut/cyber cheerleader/cyber gf/cyber wife/cyber daughter/cuber mom/cyber neice or do you want me to be your cyber babysitter and cyber babysityou?
Sexygirl13: student
colin9819: then you can call me your cyber teacher
Sexygirl13: ok
colin9819: will you obey me?
Sexygirl13: yes
colin9819: will you be late to class my cyber student?
Sexygirl13: no teacher
colin9819: what do I see you doing my cyber student?
Sexygirl13: touching my wet pussy
colin9819: that make mme horny my cyber student
colin9819: what do you say to that?
Sexygirl13: what you gonna do to me?
colin9819: what are you wearing my cyber student?
Sexygirl13: a small top..it's wet, no panties
colin9819: taake your wet top off
colin9819: what do you say to that?
Sexygirl13: Alright I have heard enough. Colin this is Agent Curnew with the North American Pedophilia task force. We are tracking you IP as we we speak you will be charged for soliciting a minor
Sexygirl13: What do you have to say in defence?
colin9819: it's just cyber sex
Sexygirl13: You proceeded under the knowledge that I was a 13 year old girl.
Sexygirl13: I advide you call a lawyer as we will be contacting your local authorities
colin9819: no I just love to have cyber sex
Sexygirl13: That is no excuse, I will see you in court Colin.
colin9819: and you said you would do it with me
Sexygirl13: The authorities are on there way.
Sexygirl13: See you soon Colin
colin9819: please don't do this
Sexygirl13: I'm sorry Colin it is too late


nick-theprizefighter EVIL LEVEL 09

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HAHAH "please dont do this"
funny


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Posted at: 5/24/07 01:46 AM

nightwolfv3 DARK LEVEL 06

Sign-Up: 04/20/07

Posts: 488

Me: Im horny lets go straight to the cybering k?
guy:go for it
me: i remove yyour pants
guy:i remove yours
me:i rube your cock
guy: what are your panties?
me:theyre black
guy:i dont care take them off
guy:and your bra to
me:i remove my bra and you see my hard nipples
guy:mmm yeah i rub them
me:i grasp your cock
me: and remove it from your balls
guy:yeah grab it
me:i see the cum oozing out oh yes
guy:mmm yes
me:i rub the cum on my body
guy: taste it
me:i take a shit where your dick used to be
me: then fuck the wound with the severed dick
guy: what the hell?
me:i rip out your intestines through your anal hole
me: you die.
guy: well this sux
me:i fuck your nose with the severed dick in my vagina
guy: you are fucked up
me:i eat your heart out, its like a water balloon
guy: wow
me:i grab a shit from your intestines and take a bit out of it
guy: holy shi.t
me:i cram your body into a wood chipper and make a mush mmmm
me: i fuck the mush with your severed dick
guy: you would like this
guy: FU.CK you!
guy:but atleast the sex was good right?
me: i shove the mush into my vagina and rub it on my boobs
me: oh yes
guy: you californians are fu.cked up
me: your body is gone, all in a days orgasm =)
HE LEAVES

This guy must have been pretty freaked out, i went a little to far, my name is 12_female_cali his name was braden5745


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Posted at: 5/24/07 02:35 AM

Silverfang NEUTRAL LEVEL 24

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soon as i get the chance i come give em 'hi, I am agent B. Geoff, your IP has been recorded, and this was a predetor bust.'


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