Haha, this has me laughing harder than anything ever has.

Forgot chat. I don't think he got it.

mr_very_sexy: hi
mr_very_sexy: how r u
mr_very_sexy: asl
HotChic_NG: 22, f, USA
HotChic_NG: and how bout you sugar?
mr_very_sexy: 27/m/can
HotChic_NG: oh
mr_very_sexy: sweety
HotChic_NG: i hear canadiens are big
mr_very_sexy: so whats up
mr_very_sexy: yaa
mr_very_sexy: is that good or bad
HotChic_NG: just lookin for fun
HotChic_NG: thats good
mr_very_sexy: okk
HotChic_NG: so what are you into?
mr_very_sexy: so how hot r u
mr_very_sexy: nm
HotChic_NG: well, i usually get about 4 guys asking for my number everywhere
mr_very_sexy: just took shower
HotChic_NG: i like showers
mr_very_sexy: ic
HotChic_NG: wanna cut the small talk and get started?
mr_very_sexy: so that mean i have no chance to get u r number
HotChic_NG: sorry hon
HotChic_NG: this is a one time deal
mr_very_sexy: ic
HotChic_NG: better enjoy it while you can
HotChic_NG: so, im waiting for you to make a move
mr_very_sexy: okk
mr_very_sexy: u can srart
mr_very_sexy: okk
HotChic_NG: i like to start slow
mr_very_sexy: what r u wearing
HotChic_NG: we'll find out, won't we?
mr_very_sexy: yaa if u tell me
HotChic_NG: first, i take off your shirt and begin to massage your manly chesy
mr_very_sexy: thats nice
HotChic_NG: i use my tounge and lips to caress ever so gently
HotChic_NG: then reach for your pants
mr_very_sexy: oh yaa baby
HotChic_NG: i slowly take them off to reveal your huge cock
mr_very_sexy: don't stop
HotChic_NG: i grab your large erection and begin to suck with all i have
mr_very_sexy: sorry huge what ?
mr_very_sexy: plz name
HotChic_NG: huge Waid
mr_very_sexy: oh yaa
mr_very_sexy: i love that
HotChic_NG: i then proceed to finger myself while licking the cum from your penis
mr_very_sexy: oh baby
mr_very_sexy: what r u wearing
HotChic_NG: nothing
mr_very_sexy: cool
HotChic_NG: then, after i am done licking up your man juice
mr_very_sexy: i am suckingur red lips
mr_very_sexy: so wet
mr_very_sexy: know i am licking ur %%%%
HotChic_NG: i whip out my huge 13 inch erection. then i grab for my harry potter books and begin to masturbate my cock to the illustration of harry on the cover
mr_very_sexy: oh so nice boobs
mr_very_sexy: u have
mr_very_sexy: know i am licking u r clit
mr_very_sexy: ur very wet
mr_very_sexy: oh yaa
mr_very_sexy: my taungh is all the way inside u r %%%%%
HotChic_NG: then i imagine dumbledor, and cum all over you
mr_very_sexy: u r moaning
HotChic_NG: then i grab a bud and put on the game
mr_very_sexy: know bend u down
HotChic_NG: while fondling my cock
mr_very_sexy: and rubbing my dick with u r %%%%%
HotChic_NG: guys that dont read turn my cock flaccid
mr_very_sexy: its so big and heard
mr_very_sexy: know its going in u
mr_very_sexy: yaa
HotChic_NG: i have no orifice to fit your cock as i have one as well, and i pitch, i dont catch
mr_very_sexy: its all the way inside
mr_very_sexy: go fatere
mr_very_sexy: faster
mr_very_sexy: more faster
mr_very_sexy: yaa
mr_very_sexy: ur dripping
mr_very_sexy: on me
mr_very_sexy: feel so good

sit_my_dik: heyyyyyyyy
sit_my_dik: baby
PopularGirl: hey sexy
sit_my_dik: yeah
sit_my_dik: how are you baby?
PopularGirl: hot
PopularGirl: Heat turns me on
sit_my_dik: ıts readyy
sit_my_dik: take ıtt
sit_my_dik: lıke bowld
PopularGirl: sure
sit_my_dik: why not
sit_my_dik: ıts for you
sit_my_dik: where are you now,?
PopularGirl: Here
sit_my_dik:
PopularGirl: why are you sad?
sit_my_dik: why you are not here
sit_my_dik: lol
PopularGirl: I am here
sit_my_dik: ar you nude now*
sit_my_dik: ?
PopularGirl: nearly
PopularGirl: I am only wearing panties
PopularGirl: nothing else
PopularGirl: You?
sit_my_dik: half
PopularGirl: Turning me on
sit_my_dik: yes
sit_my_dik: nowwwwwww
PopularGirl: I can't resist anymore
PopularGirl: take me
sit_my_dik: ı wıll do ıttttttttttttt
sit_my_dik: how ıs yor body?
PopularGirl: excellent shape
PopularGirl: the teacher even tried to feel me
sit_my_dik: oooooo
PopularGirl: wanna cyber?
sit_my_dik: ı hate hım now
sit_my_dik: why now
sit_my_dik: why not
sit_my_dik: do youl lıke socks?
PopularGirl: you start
PopularGirl: ye
sit_my_dik: pls take ıt
PopularGirl: I like to wear it long
PopularGirl: k
sit_my_dik: yeah baby
PopularGirl: you start
sit_my_dik: ı wıll start lick your pusy
sit_my_dik: then ewerywehere
PopularGirl: OH GOD YEA
PopularGirl: OH SHIT, THE COMBINE ARE TRYING TO BREAK IN! GORDAN, GRAB THAT GRAVITY GUN
PopularGirl: HURRY
PopularGirl: THE COMBINE SOLDIERS ARE RUSHING IN
PopularGirl: I WILL GET MY FATHER TO ACTIVATE THE TELEPORTER
PopularGirl: We died
PopularGirl: respawn

Colin got pwnd.

colin9819: hi
Sexygirl13: hey
colin9819: are you a female and a teen girl or a young girl?
Sexygirl13: young girl...only 13
Sexygirl13: you?
colin9819: 33m
colin9819: do you like cyber sex?
colin9819: what do you say to that?
colin9819: answer me please!
Sexygirl13: Sure
Sexygirl13: you start
Sexygirl13: cmon, I can't wait all day
Sexygirl13: why won't yo talk? You don't like me
Sexygirl13: I'm leaving...
colin9819: do you want to be my cyber student/cyber collge student/cyber sister/cyber slave/cyber slut/cyber cheerleader/cyber gf/cyber wife/cyber daughter/cuber mom/cyber neice or do you want me to be your cyber babysitter and cyber babysityou?
Sexygirl13: student
colin9819: then you can call me your cyber teacher
Sexygirl13: ok
colin9819: will you obey me?
Sexygirl13: yes
colin9819: will you be late to class my cyber student?
Sexygirl13: no teacher
colin9819: what do I see you doing my cyber student?
Sexygirl13: touching my wet pussy
colin9819: that make mme horny my cyber student
colin9819: what do you say to that?
Sexygirl13: what you gonna do to me?
colin9819: what are you wearing my cyber student?
Sexygirl13: a small top..it's wet, no panties
colin9819: taake your wet top off
colin9819: what do you say to that?
Sexygirl13: Alright I have heard enough. Colin this is Agent Curnew with the North American Pedophilia task force. We are tracking you IP as we we speak you will be charged for soliciting a minor
Sexygirl13: What do you have to say in defence?
colin9819: it's just cyber sex
Sexygirl13: You proceeded under the knowledge that I was a 13 year old girl.
Sexygirl13: I advide you call a lawyer as we will be contacting your local authorities
colin9819: no I just love to have cyber sex
Sexygirl13: That is no excuse, I will see you in court Colin.
colin9819: and you said you would do it with me
Sexygirl13: The authorities are on there way.
Sexygirl13: See you soon Colin
colin9819: please don't do this
Sexygirl13: I'm sorry Colin it is too late

HAHAH "please dont do this"
funny

Me: Im horny lets go straight to the cybering k?
guy:go for it
me: i remove yyour pants
guy:i remove yours
me:i rube your cock
guy: what are your panties?
me:theyre black
guy:i dont care take them off
guy:and your bra to
me:i remove my bra and you see my hard nipples
guy:mmm yeah i rub them
me:i grasp your cock
me: and remove it from your balls
guy:yeah grab it
me:i see the cum oozing out oh yes
guy:mmm yes
me:i rub the cum on my body
guy: taste it
me:i take a shit where your dick used to be
me: then fuck the wound with the severed dick
guy: what the hell?
me:i rip out your intestines through your anal hole
me: you die.
guy: well this sux
me:i fuck your nose with the severed dick in my vagina
guy: you are fucked up
me:i eat your heart out, its like a water balloon
guy: wow
me:i grab a shit from your intestines and take a bit out of it
guy: holy shi.t
me:i cram your body into a wood chipper and make a mush mmmm
me: i fuck the mush with your severed dick
guy: you would like this
guy: FU.CK you!
guy:but atleast the sex was good right?
me: i shove the mush into my vagina and rub it on my boobs
me: oh yes
guy: you californians are fu.cked up
me: your body is gone, all in a days orgasm =)
HE LEAVES

This guy must have been pretty freaked out, i went a little to far, my name is 12_female_cali his name was braden5745

soon as i get the chance i come give em 'hi, I am agent B. Geoff, your IP has been recorded, and this was a predetor bust.'

Lets all go in and attack,all at once theres newgrounders in there right now

hotguy6085> hi asl
hothornywhore69: 19/f
hotguy6085> hi werew u from
hotguy6085> were u from
hothornywhore69: USA
hothornywhore69: its hot out
hothornywhore69: and im horny
hotguy6085> im in england
hotguy6085> you got yahoo
hothornywhore69: yeah but im not chatting on yahoo right now
hothornywhore69: lets cyber here and now
hotguy6085> ok so u horny
hothornywhore69: yes
hotguy6085> an hot
hothornywhore69: yes
hotguy6085> wana c some pics
hothornywhore69: not now
hothornywhore69: i just wanna cyber
hotguy6085> ok we will
hothornywhore69: I will start
hothornywhore69: I walk up to you
hotguy6085> ye
hothornywhore69: and kiss you
hotguy6085> mmmm
hothornywhore69: i make my way down your body licking you with my toungue and kissing it
hotguy6085> mmmmmmm nice
hothornywhore69: i find my way down to your rock hard cock which is still in your pants,
hothornywhore69: i squeeze it wow its throbbing
hotguy6085> oh ye babe
hothornywhore69: i undo your belt for you
hothornywhore69: your flacid cock falls out
hotguy6085> and then?
hothornywhore69: its alittle smaller than i expected but i take it into my mouth hungrily anyways
hothornywhore69: licking the tip and around the shaft
hotguy6085> oh ye its nice
hotguy6085> baby
hothornywhore69: i then reach into my pocket while i suck your now hard cock
hothornywhore69: which has grown a full 3 inches
hothornywhore69: and pull out a penknife
hothornywhore69: i strike your penis with it
hothornywhore69: and add your now severed penis to my bag of severed penises
hotguy6085> then wot
hothornywhore69: then i push you against the wall
hotguy6085> and ?
hothornywhore69: I then bang your head against the wall 20 times while shouting OOMPA LOOMPA
hothornywhore69: i then throw you on the floor
hothornywhore69: and whip out my now fully erect 9 inch cock
hothornywhore69: and shove it down your mouth as your bloody stump where your penis once was bleeds
hotguy6085> then
hotguy6085> ????
hothornywhore69: then i use the same penknife to stab you in the eyes
hothornywhore69: and cut them out
hothornywhore69: and put them in a blender
hothornywhore69: i take out the mushie eyes and make you drink it

sri_lankan_guy> hi
sri_lankan_guy> asl
hothornywhore69: 13/f
sri_lankan_guy> cool
sri_lankan_guy> im 21 m
hothornywhore69: cyber?
sri_lankan_guy> yeahhh
hothornywhore69: you start
sri_lankan_guy> mmm
sri_lankan_guy> r u naked??
sri_lankan_guy> i have toook out my dick and start rubbiong mmmmmm
hothornywhore69: i am naked spread out on my bed
sri_lankan_guy> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
sri_lankan_guy> let me lick ur body
sri_lankan_guy> and squeez ur boobs
hothornywhore69: I grab your crotch and whisper into your ear
sri_lankan_guy> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hothornywhore69: *im really a man
sri_lankan_guy> mmmm
hothornywhore69: i then flip you over and shove my own 13 inch cock up your ass
sri_lankan_guy> what
sri_lankan_guy> noooooooooooooooo
hothornywhore69: oh daddy
>> sri_lankan_guy has joined room
hothornywhore69: my dick is covered in poo
PC46. Your message was not received by the user. The user is not logged in.

I lost some of the conversation but it wasnt important anyways,I gave this guy a number to our local gasstation HAHAHAH:

techno_prisoners> Mmm, i LOVE green eyes. The sexiest ever.
techno_prisoners> My coc.k is right at 8 inches and very thick and hard rite now.
caligirl86: I take off my bra revealing my full breasts
techno_prisoners> Are you playing with them now?
caligirl86: yes
techno_prisoners> My mouth would be warm and wet on them...suckling and nibbling at your hardening nipples.
techno_prisoners> Are your legs spread?
caligirl86: oh yes im rubbing myself big boy
techno_prisoners> How wet are you?
caligirl86: im very wet
techno_prisoners> God, Id love to taste you.
caligirl86: my asshole is dripping my juices
techno_prisoners> mmmm, taste them for me.
caligirl86: you wanna taste me?
techno_prisoners> yesssss
caligirl86: do you wanna call me and we can continue this while i break out my vibrator?
techno_prisoners> mmm ok. :)
caligirl86: are you able to get long distance?
techno_prisoners> yep
caligirl86: ok (603)352-9992 i will pick up
techno_prisoners> so that was supposed to be funny?
caligirl86: what are you talking about
techno_prisoners> I called
techno_prisoners> and got a business
caligirl86: yeah thats where i am right now
caligirl86: im at work
caligirl86: and heres my pic
caligirl86: http://www.sighost.us/members/IfritSlayer/old _man_mardigras_f.jpg
techno_prisoners> lol, then how can u play?
caligirl86: im in my office
techno_prisoners> oh ok
caligirl86: see my pic?
caligirl86: arent I a sexy animal
techno_prisoners> im working on it
techno_prisoners> cant copy and paste from this dumb thing
caligirl86: ctrl c yeah you can
techno_prisoners> ummm
techno_prisoners> lol
techno_prisoners> ok
techno_prisoners> jokes on me
techno_prisoners> i see
caligirl86: look at my sexy body
techno_prisoners> yeh i see it
caligirl86: YOUVE BEEN PUNKED
caligirl86: CAUSE IM AN OLD MAN
caligirl86: AND YOUVE BEEN JERKING OFF TO ME
techno_prisoners> ya know, a horny guy should not have to eal with this kind of %%%%%%%%
techno_prisoners> no i wasnt
techno_prisoners> not yet
caligirl86: HAHHAHAHA
techno_prisoners> doofus
caligirl86: YOU JERK
caligirl86: YOU SUCK
techno_prisoners> blah blah blah
techno_prisoners> funny funny hah hah ha
caligirl86: YEAH IT IS
techno_prisoners> dont you have anythig better to do?
caligirl86: WHATS EVEN FUNNIER IS IM GONNA RAPE YOU IN THE A
caligirl86: SS
caligirl86: DONT YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO
techno_prisoners> mmhmm
techno_prisoners> nope
caligirl86: BESIDES TRY TO PICK UP WOMEN ONLINE
techno_prisoners> i dont
techno_prisoners> not at 8 am dumbass
techno_prisoners> i pick up women in real life at night
caligirl86: YEAH RIGHT
techno_prisoners> youre an idiot with too much time on his hands
techno_prisoners> and im a random honry guy that fell for it
techno_prisoners> so i hope youre happy
techno_prisoners> now go and die

-MSN-MALE-35_YEARS: nice name
SecksyDogGirl: no
-MSN-MALE-35_YEARS: how are you
SecksyDogGirl: no
SecksyDogGirl: I was raped
SecksyDogGirl: by a dog
-MSN-MALE-35_YEARS: ok
-MSN-MALE-35_YEARS: f/m
SecksyDogGirl: Im a furry now
SecksyDogGirl: male dog
-MSN-MALE-35_YEARS: m
-MSN-MALE-35_YEARS: bye
SecksyDogGirl: ok
SecksyDogGirl: XD
SecksyDogGirl: XD

Wow... This is like... Hella-fun.

hi5177> hi
caligirl86: THIS IS AGENT SMITH FBI
hi5177> as;??
hi5177> asl?
caligirl86: stay right where you are
hi5177> k
hi5177> am i underarrest?
caligirl86: the FBI and child protective services have been trying to track down pedophiles like you
hi5177> using messager?
caligirl86: your ip is being traced and you will be under arrest
caligirl86: for attempted solicitation of a minor
hi5177> k
hi5177> wen?/
caligirl86: we are in the process of finding your address now
caligirl86: it is hopeless to escape
hi5177> k
hi5177> good luck

caligirl86: hi baby
sri_lankan_guy> hiiii sexy
caligirl86: ASL
sri_lankan_guy> 20 m sri lanka
caligirl86: 14/f/turkey
sri_lankan_guy> mmmm
caligirl86: what are you doing now?
sri_lankan_guy> im a horney guy
sri_lankan_guy> shaking my dick
caligirl86: WARNING the FBI has found evidence that you have commited the crime of solicitating sex from a minor. Your ip is being currently tracked
caligirl86: Upon arrest you have the right to a lawyer
caligirl86: Its over buddy
caligirl86: The FBI tons of us are coming to surround your house
caligirl86: COME OUT WITH YOUR PANTS UP AND YOUR HANDS UP
caligirl86: WERE CHARGING OUR LAZOR GUNSSSS
caligirl86: DONT TRY TO ESCAPE

black2904> hai
caligirl86: are you really black?
black2904> yes
caligirl86: well you can go now
caligirl86: My fathers KKK ralley doesnt allow me to talk to black people sorry
black2904> what abt u/
caligirl86: look you have to go now ill be in trouble if you keep talking to me
caligirl86: father will beat me if he catches me talking to a spook
black2904> why dear
black2904> whattttttttttttt
black2904> y r a small girl abeying to ur fathers
caligirl86: thanks alot n@gger im getting the whip cause of you
black2904> dont worry
caligirl86: you belong in the cottonfield
caligirl86: we dont like your kind round here
black2904> i ask abt u
black2904> where r u from
caligirl86: listen I dont answer to n@ggers
black2904> what are u doing
caligirl86: yall go back to africa now
caligirl86: and put bones through your nose
black2904> are you come with me
caligirl86: nah if i wanted to shove a turd up my twat id take one out of the toilet
caligirl86: GO BACK TO AFRICA WHITE POWER
caligirl86: GET OFF MY PORCH WHITE POWER
caligirl86: STOP STEALING MY CAR WHITE POWER
caligirl86: STAY OFF MY LAWN WHITE POWER
black2904> you white
caligirl86: IM FROM THE KKK
black2904> r u going to mad
caligirl86: STAY OUT OF OUR CHATROOMS WHITE POWER
black2904> ok i not like to contnue with mad
caligirl86: BRING ME BACK MY COMPUTER WHITE POWER

At 5/24/07 11:04 AM, Dark-Phire wrote: Wow... This is like... Hella-fun.

Of course, it's a nice time killer to trick people into cyber sex then kill the moment.

bored_n_horny: hey
Girl__Age_13: Hey
Girl__Age_13: you horny also?
bored_n_horny: yea
Girl__Age_13: Wanna cyber?
bored_n_horny: yea
Girl__Age_13: Ok
Girl__Age_13: Just do one thing before we start
bored_n_horny: ok
Girl__Age_13: everytime we do a sexual pose, I want you to arr like a pirate
bored_n_horny: what?
Girl__Age_13: like this
Girl__Age_13: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
bored_n_horny: ok
Girl__Age_13: start
bored_n_horny: what do u wanna do to me?
Girl__Age_13: Blowjob
Girl__Age_13: Ar like a pirate now
Girl__Age_13: Do it
bored_n_horny: arrrrrrr
Girl__Age_13: louder
Girl__Age_13: ARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Girl__Age_13: like that
Girl__Age_13: do i
Girl__Age_13: do it
bored_n_horny has left.
Girl__Age_13: ARRRRRRRRRRRRR

antony1206: do u have pubic hair
Girl__Age_13: no
Girl__Age_13: I shave
Girl__Age_13: wanna cyber?
antony1206: at this age?
Girl__Age_13: yep
Girl__Age_13: Girls go through puberty at 8
antony1206: ya
antony1206: but hairs are too small to shave
Girl__Age_13: I shave everyday
Girl__Age_13: and pleasure myself
antony1206: probably u have hurt ur so soft labium
Girl__Age_13: with the razor, I stick it into my vagina and slowly cut the ends of the skins of my vagina
Girl__Age_13: they fall out
Girl__Age_13: and then it looks like I have a period when really there is a cut inside my vagina! LOL
antony1206: its not good
antony1206: i like too see ur vagina
Girl__Age_13: Just do one thing
Girl__Age_13: Answer this question
antony1206: it has probaly got bad shape
Girl__Age_13: WHAT IS A MAN?
antony1206: hairs at this age is nice to see
Girl__Age_13: WHAT IS A MAN?
antony1206: a man is a energetic sex of human who knows all secrets of women and only can give the heavenly pleasure to every women
Girl__Age_13: Like Uncle Phil?
antony1206: he comes close to
Girl__Age_13: Okay thanks
Girl__Age_13: bye

adam1412: WAT UP GIRL
Girl__Age_13: WAT UP
adam1412: ARE U HOT
Girl__Age_13: Yeys
Girl__Age_13: I am a cheerleader in my school
adam1412: ME TO
Girl__Age_13: Do you like KFC?
adam1412: WAT GRIED ARE U IN
Girl__Age_13: DO YOU LIKE KFC OR NOT?
adam1412: YES AND NO
Girl__Age_13: you racist
Girl__Age_13: bye

Someone come online

sweetforyourlove: hey hun.
CYBERGUY2663: hey sexy
CYBERGUY2663: Wanna cyber>
sweetforyourlove: yeah.
CYBERGUY2663: You want to start?
sweetforyourlove: you can.
CYBERGUY2663: Okay
CYBERGUY2663: where do you want it to take place?
sweetforyourlove: it doesnt matter.
sweetforyourlove: you pick.
CYBERGUY2663: Ok
CYBERGUY2663: In classroom
sweetforyourlove: okay. i like that.
CYBERGUY2663: You are the student
CYBERGUY2663: I am the teacher
sweetforyourlove: okay.
CYBERGUY2663: You are staying for detention
CYBERGUY2663: You slowly bend over the desk
CYBERGUY2663: and I lift your skirt up
CYBERGUY2663: I put my hands into your panties and feel your ass
CYBERGUY2663: you go
sweetforyourlove: oh baby
sweetforyourlove: well.. i slowly turn around and pull you closer to me realizing i need you.
CYBERGUY2663: I then- JESUS CHRIST A LION, GET IN THE CAR!

At 5/24/07 08:13 PM, Complete wrote: stuff

I laughed so hard I came

which one was you?

At 5/24/07 08:15 PM, AwesomeX wrote: At 5/24/07 08:13 PM, Complete wrote: stuff

I laughed so hard I came

which one was you?

CYBERGUY for the last one.

This is one of my most funniest ones ever. Not only was he a pedophile, but a idiot too. He actually thought Ontario was a city in the USA.

HEAD_HEAD_ED: hey
HEAD_HEAD_ED: wat 2 chat
HornyGirl2573: sure
HEAD_HEAD_ED: so r u really horny
HornyGirl2573: yes
HornyGirl2573: very
HEAD_HEAD_ED: nice
HEAD_HEAD_ED: were r u from
HornyGirl2573: USA
HornyGirl2573: you?
HEAD_HEAD_ED: wat city
HornyGirl2573: Ontario
HEAD_HEAD_ED: cooo
HornyGirl2573: Hold on
HornyGirl2573: let me take off my bra
HornyGirl2573: I am sweating in here
HEAD_HEAD_ED: coolll i wish i was there
HornyGirl2573: what school you from?
HornyGirl2573: I will tell you mine
HEAD_HEAD_ED: how old r u
HornyGirl2573: 17
HornyGirl2573: what school u from?
HornyGirl2573: I am from Ontario High
HEAD_HEAD_ED: cool i am `18 and out of school
HornyGirl2573: HOLY SHIT? ED? IS THAT YOU?
HornyGirl2573: WE WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER
HEAD_HEAD_ED: so watdo u do for fun
HornyGirl2573: What do you think?
HornyGirl2573: I like to play with my genitals 24/7
HEAD_HEAD_ED: ???????
HEAD_HEAD_ED: cool
HornyGirl2573: what do you do?
HEAD_HEAD_ED: go out at nights and race my car
HornyGirl2573: I like to get more vespene gas
HornyGirl2573: so I can build more structures
HEAD_HEAD_ED: okkk
HornyGirl2573: Did you know the police are searching for me?
HornyGirl2573: I shoved a 5 year old boy in my vagina
HEAD_HEAD_ED: why
HEAD_HEAD_ED: ??????
HEAD_HEAD_ED: wow
HornyGirl2573: He is still there
HornyGirl2573: his arm fell off
HornyGirl2573: and I crapped it through my vagina
HornyGirl2573: Lol he was my own son too
HornyGirl2573: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
HEAD_HEAD_ED: wow
HEAD_HEAD_ED: cool
HornyGirl2573: I know right?
HEAD_HEAD_ED: right
HornyGirl2573: Once I crapped out the boys heart
HornyGirl2573: I then scooped it from the toilet
HornyGirl2573: and put it in the freezer
HornyGirl2573: So if I ever get a heart attack, I will have one in reserve.
HornyGirl2573: Can you do me a favor?
HornyGirl2573: ARRRR like a pirate
HornyGirl2573: come on
HornyGirl2573: come on
HEAD_HEAD_ED: ya
HEAD_HEAD_ED: ya
HornyGirl2573: Wanna cyber?
HornyGirl2573: FINE
HornyGirl2573: you whore

At 5/24/07 09:16 PM, Complete wrote: This is one of my most funniest ones ever. Not only was he a pedophile, but a idiot too. He actually thought Ontario was a city in the USA.

Forgot to add these comments: He claimed he was out of highschool, I find it hard to believe he is 18 and doesn't know where Ontario is. He must of been a drop out.

sexy_boy_uk> dont leave me baby!
mistress_sara69: im right here
mistress_sara69: and I want to punish you
sexy_boy_uk> cool
sexy_boy_uk> i love 2 b punished
mistress_sara69: *cracks you in the face with a whip*take off your pants NOW
sexy_boy_uk> ive been 2 a strip club and am very horny 2 much coke!!!!
sexy_boy_uk> can i have your panties im the sexiest boy in england!!!!!
mistress_sara69: *cracks you with whip*BITCH TAKE THEM OFF NOW
sexy_boy_uk> thanx
mistress_sara69: do it now
sexy_boy_uk> can i lick your clit???????????????????????
mistress_sara69: *puts clothespins on your nipples*obey me bitch take off your pants
mistress_sara69: you are ruining my mood
sexy_boy_uk> oh ilike it baby
sexy_boy_uk> sorry
mistress_sara69: ok your pants are off now good
mistress_sara69: I take off my top exposing my full breasts
sexy_boy_uk> cool
mistress_sara69: now bark like a dog
sexy_boy_uk> woof!!!
mistress_sara69: AGAIN
sexy_boy_uk> can i bend u over ??
mistress_sara69: bark like a dog and youll be rewarded
sexy_boy_uk> woof wooof!!!!
mistress_sara69: good boy
sexy_boy_uk> u have got 2 get me hard!!!!!
mistress_sara69: I get on my hands and knees and lick just the tip of your flacid cock
sexy_boy_uk> im the sexiest boy in england!!!
sexy_boy_uk> get me hard!!!!
mistress_sara69: thats enough for now i have something for you
mistress_sara69: *hands you school girl uniform*put this on now
sexy_boy_uk> oh my!!!
sexy_boy_uk> do it 2 me baby!!
mistress_sara69: put it on if you want your cock sucked
sexy_boy_uk> im soooooooooo horny!!!!!!!!!!
mistress_sara69: I tie up your legs and ankles
mistress_sara69: and put the schoolgirl uniform on you
sexy_boy_uk> i can live with that!!!!!!!!
sexy_boy_uk> do u get wet wheb ur horny?????????
mistress_sara69: yeah
mistress_sara69: I flip you over and take your small penis into my mouth
mistress_sara69: sucking it hungrily,as if it were a babies penis
sexy_boy_uk> u know me 2 well!!!! lol
mistress_sara69: As I keep sucking I want you to go RACACACACA
sexy_boy_uk> i bet u like hard baby!!!
sexy_boy_uk> your getting me hard
mistress_sara69: say racacacaca
sexy_boy_uk> ra a cacaca
mistress_sara69: good boy
mistress_sara69: hands you a dog biscuit
mistress_sara69: now heres your real surprise
sexy_boy_uk> thanx!!!
mistress_sara69: I flip you over on your stomach
sexy_boy_uk> im waiting babay
mistress_sara69: and pull up my tight leather skirt
mistress_sara69: revealing that im a tranny,my 9inch cock still flacid
sexy_boy_uk> u r 2 hot
sexy_boy_uk> %%%%!!! lol
mistress_sara69: i shove it in your pooper
mistress_sara69: and moan,cuming repeatedly in your asshole
sexy_boy_uk> i thought u were a girl!!!
mistress_sara69: im a man
mistress_sara69: looks like i got cum all over your schoolgirl uniform
sexy_boy_uk> tease!
>> sexy_boy_uk has joined room

At 5/24/07 08:13 PM, Complete wrote: CYBERGUY2663: I then- JESUS CHRIST A LION, GET IN THE CAR
and some other things

a ha ha ha, these convos are hilarious, love it

can_i_f_u_c_k_u: hey horny girl sexy
1HORNYGIRL: hey
can_i_f_u_c_k_u: so do u what to have sex
1HORNYGIRL: sure
1HORNYGIRL: you wanna start?
can_i_f_u_c_k_u: yes wht do u whant to do frist
1HORNYGIRL: lets start with anal
can_i_f_u_c_k_u: can i put my big dick in your mouth my dick is 12
1HORNYGIRL: oh yeaa
1HORNYGIRL: Do me baby!
1HORNYGIRL: zzzzzzzz
can_i_f_u_c_k_u: do u think it can fit u there
1HORNYGIRL: Yeaaa
can_i_f_u_c_k_u: in your %%%%%
1HORNYGIRL: yes it can
1HORNYGIRL: Okay I will start
can_i_f_u_c_k_u: cool i whant to %%%% u hard
1HORNYGIRL: I slowly put my penis in your vagina
1HORNYGIRL: HOLY SHIT
1HORNYGIRL: I MEAN
1HORNYGIRL: YOUR PENIS
1HORNYGIRL: YOUR PENIS!
can_i_f_u_c_k_u has left.

Big Dick Mike is the funniest name I've ever heard. I'm trying this.

Jesus Christ I got like 10 IMs. This world is perverted and messed up. Jesus Christ.

BAHAHAHA, I'm laughing so hard right now. Kudo's to you Complete :')

beautyand_brains: hey
HOTMAN3: hey
HOTMAN3: wanna cyber?
beautyand_brains: sure
HOTMAN3: Okay, you can start
beautyand_brains: btw asl?
HOTMAN3: 18, M, US
beautyand_brains: ok
HOTMAN3: u?
beautyand_brains: 21 f
HOTMAN3: cool
beautyand_brains: so start?
HOTMAN3: You can
HOTMAN3: if you want
HOTMAN3: want it to be
beautyand_brains: could you?
HOTMAN3: a delivery?
HOTMAN3: Ok
beautyand_brains: sure
HOTMAN3: It will be a pizza delivery
HOTMAN3: Now make a order
HOTMAN3: so I can bring it to your house
beautyand_brains: one sec
HOTMAN3: ready to make your order?
beautyand_brains: yep
HOTMAN3: okay
HOTMAN3: now say what you want
beautyand_brains: hmm id like a cheese pizza
HOTMAN3: Okay, will that be delivery?
beautyand_brains: yep
HOTMAN3: Okay
HOTMAN3: I am at your house
HOTMAN3: and I go up to your door
HOTMAN3: You answer it
beautyand_brains: hi are you the pizza guy?
HOTMAN3: Yes
HOTMAN3: that will be $7.99
beautyand_brains: ok heres the money
HOTMAN3: Thanks bye
beautyand_brains: .....*looks at teh pizza*
HOTMAN3: (I slowly walk back to my car)
beautyand_brains: um this is too big for one person
beautyand_brains: would you like some?
HOTMAN3: I can't resist
HOTMAN3: anymore
HOTMAN3: I get out of the car, grab the pizza, and slowly stick it through my ass
HOTMAN3: The pizza feels so good
HOTMAN3: the warmth of it
beautyand_brains: wow perv?
HOTMAN3: The tender meetballs, oh yeaaa
HOTMAN3: I begin to lick them
beautyand_brains: um weirdo
HOTMAN3: YESSS
beautyand_brains: i shut the door in yiour face
HOTMAN3: McGrifen yaaa
HOTMAN3: I then talk to the pizza
HOTMAN3: "We don't need that bitch anyways"
beautyand_brains: havefun with your pizza
HOTMAN3: I go to the car
HOTMAN3: to make my next delivery
beautyand_brains has left.
HOTMAN3: I then come back to your house to say i am sorry and I will offer you sex.