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Posted at: 5/10/07 11:42 AM

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Posted at: 5/10/07 11:57 AM

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I think I just bust a gut laughing.

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Posted at: 5/10/07 12:22 PM

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sexi-cali-gurl16: me?
sujith--sri_lanka: ya
sexi-cali-gurl16: i guess... im a bit hot.
sujith--sri_lanka: blem baby
sexi-cali-gurl16: asl?
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sujith--sri_lanka: me male your age
sexi-cali-gurl16: god.... you make me all hot...
sexi-cali-gurl16: wanna cyber
sexi-cali-gurl16: ?
sujith--sri_lanka: do you like to cool your hot hole
sujith--sri_lanka: by my hot pensi
sexi-cali-gurl16: oh yeah...
sexi-cali-gurl16: stick it in...
sujith--sri_lanka: thank baby
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sujith--sri_lanka: your age
sexi-cali-gurl16: 16
sujith--sri_lanka: woww me 24
sujith--sri_lanka: are you in along
sujith--sri_lanka: me in my room along
sexi-cali-gurl16: and ill return the favor by plunging my 17" cock in your hole
sexi-cali-gurl16: haha!
sexi-cali-gurl16: =)
sujith--sri_lanka: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
sexi-cali-gurl16: butssex is awesome
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sujith--sri_lanka: baby how is your hot hole shape size
sexi-cali-gurl16: im really tight
sujith--sri_lanka: good
sujith--sri_lanka: so w ecan talk lot of sex secret more fun mehtods ok readyee
sexi-cali-gurl16: i want to take my cock and shove it in your ass
sexi-cali-gurl16: i want to fuck your mouth
sujith--sri_lanka: sure
sujith--sri_lanka: ok
sexi-cali-gurl16: you want my dick?
sujith--sri_lanka: am need to lick hot hole and two lips
sujith--sri_lanka: are you amel or female
sexi-cali-gurl16: both!
sexi-cali-gurl16: =)
sexi-cali-gurl16: still there lover? want it in yer pooper?

oh god... i cannat believe he missed the whole 'i have a cock' vibe througout that
i mean... shit. he agreed to have his ass ripped apart by me before wondering if i was a chick or guy. i was lmao. this is the best ever

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Posted at: 5/10/07 12:33 PM

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And at Paltalk, it's the other way around.

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Though sometimes we poke fun at them :3

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Posted at: 5/10/07 12:34 PM

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My short lived exploits/ Viewer discretion is advised.

sexydick: want some?
HotGrl17: Is that your best?
HotGrl17: Want some?
HotGrl17: Honestly, you suck.
HotGrl17: How the fuck am I supposed to get wet from a line as lame as that.
sexydick: waht
sexydick: r u girl
HotGrl17: Fuckign duh, look at my screen name God damnit.
HotGrl17: But you think you can get a girl to e-fuck you with a lame ass line as 'want some'.
sexydick: u seem like a guy
HotGrl17: Christ, enjoy wacking off in your lonley basement for the rest of your life.
HotGrl17: Why, because I'm not fellating your 2 inch cock after a lame ass line as 'want some'?
HotGrl17: Christ.
sexydick has left.

Rooney8: hi
HotGrl17: Rooney, what a gay name.
HotGrl17: Seriously, choke yourself out.
HotGrl17: I bet you cry yourself to sleep every night while eating chips.
Rooney8: Gay?
Rooney8: its my nickname
HotGrl17: What, for taking it in the ass?

Mark6974: hi
HotGrl17: Hey Mark.
HotGrl17: You know under the sink.
Mark6974: yeah
HotGrl17: Where you keep your chemical cleaners?
HotGrl17: Have a swig.
HotGrl17: It'ls good for the digestive tract.
Mark6974: my dick is hard !
Mark6974: am jerking with it
Mark6974: hey are u really girl?
HotGrl17: Yes, see my SN.
HotGrl17: I love cock.
HotGrl17: And handbags.
HotGrl17: And makeup.
Mark6974: hey
HotGrl17: And.....Britney Spears CDs.
Mark6974: can i meet u ?
HotGrl17: Sorry, I have a cock.
Mark6974: i like 2 get 3 know sexy girls
HotGrl17: That might put a damper on your little plan.

sexydick: want some?
HotGrl17: Is that your best?
HotGrl17: Want some?
HotGrl17: Honestly, you suck.
HotGrl17: How the fuck am I supposed to get wet from a line as lame as that.
sexydick: waht
sexydick: r u girl
HotGrl17: Fuckign duh, look at my screen name God damnit.
HotGrl17: But you think you can get a girl to e-fuck you with a lame ass line as 'want some'.
sexydick: u seem like a guy
HotGrl17: Christ, enjoy wacking off in your lonley basement for the rest of your life.
HotGrl17: Why, because I'm not fellating your 2 inch cock after a lame ass line as 'want some'?
HotGrl17: Christ.

kanks: (o)(o)
HotGrl17: Hahaha, lame.
kanks: ?
kanks: how are u dear
HotGrl17: You get called lame and your response is 'how are you dear'?
HotGrl17: What are you, retarded or something?
kanks: !!
kanks:
kanks:
kanks:
HotGrl17: Jesus Christ, you are retarded.
kanks:
kanks:
kanks: ::hand
HotGrl17: Aww, you gonna cry?
kanks:
kanks:
kanks:
kanks:
kanks: bye

Peanuts: hi
HotGrl17: Seriouosly, you should just stick your dick in a paper shredder if your nickname is peanuts.
Peanuts: Really

hinn112: hi
HotGrl17: NOT NOW.
HotGrl17: I'M BUSY.
HotGrl17: WITH A WOMAN.
HotGrl17: SEXUALLY.
HotGrl17: BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA

Mark6974: hi
HotGrl17: Hey Mark.
HotGrl17: You know under the sink.
Mark6974: yeah
HotGrl17: Where you keep your chemical cleaners?
HotGrl17: Have a swig.
HotGrl17: It'ls good for the digestive tract.
Mark6974: my dick is hard !
Mark6974: am jerking with it
Mark6974: hey are u really girl?
HotGrl17: Yes, see my SN.
HotGrl17: I love cock.
HotGrl17: And handbags.
HotGrl17: And makeup.
Mark6974: hey
HotGrl17: And.....Britney Spears CDs.
Mark6974: can i meet u ?
HotGrl17: Sorry, I have a cock.
Mark6974: i like 2 get 3 know sexy girls
HotGrl17: That might put a damper on your little plan.
Mark6974: why is that
Mark6974: i like 2 lick sweet %%%%% ! till they run dry
HotGrl17: <-Yo tengo cock.
HotGrl17: Dick
HotGrl17: Penis
HotGrl17: Wang
HotGrl17: Noodle

kIng_coco: hi
HotGrl17: Oh God, you just suck.
kIng_coco: how are you
HotGrl17: Well, I'm not sucking.
HotGrl17: HINT.
kIng_coco: ha ha
kIng_coco: do you want we to talk on msn
HotGrl17: No, I don't talk to suck.
kIng_coco: ok

hot_guy8595: hey ya huni
hot_guy8595: age
HotGrl17: Oh christ, just offyourself.
HotGrl17: I'M SIX YEARS OLD FOR FUCKS SAKE.
HotGrl17: Jesus christ.
HotGrl17: Also, I write at a 5th grade level.
HotGrl17: SO NOW YOU'RE A PEDO.
HotGrl17: OFF TO THE PADDY WAGON FOR YOU.
hot_guy8595: wat
HotGrl17: WEEEEEEEEEEoooooooEEEEEEEEEEEEoooooooEEEEEEEE EEEEoooooooo
hot_guy8595: r u home??
HotGrl17: NO I'M OUT IN THE PLAYGROUND ON THE FUCKING MONKEY BARS.
HotGrl17: OF COURSE I'M HOME YOU RETARD.
hot_guy8595: wat
hot_guy8595: is mum home??
HotGrl17: Listen baby, I know what you want.
HotGrl17: But I'm just too tender right now.
hot_guy8595: look here is mum home
hot_guy8595: can i talk to her plzzz
<hot_guy8595> sent sound: beep
hot_guy8595:
HotGrl17: Hi, this is Jenny's mom.
HotGrl17: I don't appreciate you trying to seduce me or my daughter.
HotGrl17: Please kill yourself.
HotGrl17: KTHNX.
HotGrl17: <3
hot_guy8595: wat
hot_guy8595: hw old ru mum??
HotGrl17: Alright, now this is Bob, Jenny's VERY homoerotic dad.
HotGrl17: And, I like the way you look.
HotGrl17: A/S/L.
hot_guy8595: sorry
HotGrl17: Oh come on baby.
HotGrl17: You know you want it.
hot_guy8595: i dnt chat with guys
hot_guy8595: bt can help u
HotGrl17: Yeah you do.
HotGrl17: Come on.
HotGrl17: Just a bit.
hot_guy8595: with ur wife
HotGrl17: GOOD SIR.
HotGrl17: YOU TRY TO SEDUCE MY DAUGHTE.R
HotGrl17: THAN MY WIFE.
HotGrl17: AND NOW I'M PUTTING OUT FOR YOU SO WE CAN AVOID INEVITABLE POLICE ACTION.
HotGrl17: AND YOU'RE PUSSYING OUT.
HotGrl17: Well fine.
HotGrl17: GOOD DAY SIR.
hot_guy8595: %%%% off

hinn112: hi
HotGrl17: NOT NOW.
HotGrl17: I'M BUSY.
HotGrl17: WITH A WOMAN.
HotGrl17: SEXUALLY.
HotGrl17: BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA
hinn112 has left.

wykyyd: hey asl?
HotGrl17: 14/F/NJ
wykyyd: 18m
wykyyd: watcha doing?
HotGrl17: HA-HA, illegal.
wykyyd: illegal?
wykyyd has left.
wykyyd has joined.
wykyyd has left.
wykyyd has joined.
wykyyd: hey asl?
HotGrl17: Didn't we do this already/
HotGrl17: And didn't I say illeal.
HotGrl17: What, do you WANT to be in Pedo jail.
HotGrl17: Christ.
wykyyd: oh whoops
wykyyd: my bad
HotGrl17: Kill yourself.
wykyyd: maybe later
wykyyd: sorry
wykyyd has left.

toni_montana: hii
HotGrl17: Are you gonna make me say hello to your little friend you CUBAN RIPOFF PIECE OF SHIT.
toni_montana: whatt?
HotGrl17: You heard me you Al Pacino carbon copy motherfucker.
toni_montana: oyes
HotGrl17: If I had a cock, I'd so fuck you in the ass for being such a lame cuban motherfucker.

i_like_to_kiss_a_girl..: hi...hot..
HotGrl17: Hi....your screen name is too fucking logn so off yourself with a pencil in the wang.
i_like_to_kiss_a_girl..: so how its possible say such things like tat..
i_like_to_kiss_a_girl..: sing language
HotGrl17: No, it's called English.
HotGrl17: And you suck at it.
HotGrl17: BIG TIME.
i_like_to_kiss_a_girl..: i said it in english..
i_like_to_kiss_a_girl..: not spanish
HotGrl17: You said it in bad english.
HotGrl17: You dumbass cock-mongler.
i_like_to_kiss_a_girl..: is there any dictionary called bad english and good english
i_like_to_kiss_a_girl..: dont bark...
HotGrl17: *Is there a dictionary that distinguishes between bad english and good english.
HotGrl17: You dumbass, go back to school.
HotGrl17: LAME.

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Sarai

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Posted at: 5/10/07 12:53 PM

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Hah, this site really is weird.

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Posted at: 5/10/07 12:57 PM

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It's hilarious.

Telling them that they can expect a call from the police, that gets good results.

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Posted at: 5/11/07 03:11 PM

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Holland.black.male: hi
blonde_and_hot: hi there sexy
Holland.black.male: how are you doing?
Holland.black.male: are u sexy there?
blonde_and_hot: yes i am
blonde_and_hot: do you want me?
Holland.black.male: that will be cool
Holland.black.male: do u have a cam?
blonde_and_hot: no
blonde_and_hot: but i have a dick

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placeboelectra

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Posted at: 5/16/07 04:29 AM

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rawr> ello
caligirl86: omg LOLZ
caligirl86: what in the hell kind of a name is rawr?
rawr> >> A ghetto name
caligirl86: LOL you arent ghetto youre just a white boy
rawr> Nah, not white either.
caligirl86: rawr wow how intimidating
caligirl86: well unfortuanately i dont like black people
rawr> Don't you hate it when your not right.
rawr> I'm not black either.
caligirl86: so youre a spic then
rawr> No.
caligirl86: whatever your name is crap be gone now

casperrrrrrrrrr> ::rose
casperrrrrrrrrr> can we talksssss
casperrrrrrrrrr> ?
caligirl86: sorry I have no need to talk to someone who isnt literate
caligirl86: so beat it
casperrrrrrrrrr> where do u know arent ý literate
casperrrrrrrrrr> plssss
casperrrrrrrrrr> just
casperrrrrrrrrr> speak to me
casperrrrrrrrrr> also to conversation or dýalogue
caligirl86: exactly my point youre annoying
caligirl86: go away
casperrrrrrrrrr> you are prejudiced
casperrrrrrrrrr> ý think
casperrrrrrrrrr> u didn t talks
casperrrrrrrrrr> anythink
caligirl86: I think you are annoying learn to spell
caligirl86: and get a real girlfriend
casperrrrrrrrrr> u r right about to spelll
casperrrrrrrrrr> no ý am not here gf
casperrrrrrrrrr> just dialogueeeee
casperrrrrrrrrr> pls just conversation
caligirl86: SHUT UP GO THE FUCK AWAY
caligirl86: TAKE A FUCKING HINT
caligirl86: I WILL NOT EFUCK YOU
casperrrrrrrrrr> u r so politeeeeee
casperrrrrrrrrr> ý dont ur name sorry
casperrrrrrrrrr> just conversation ý am sayingggg

horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> hey
caligirl86: LOL okay,,,,
caligirl86: what a name I can imagine bringing you home to my parents
caligirl86: and telling them
caligirl86: I met this guy offline
caligirl86: his SN was hornyguywithcamandmic
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> lol
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> yup
caligirl86: he tried to efuck me
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> but i dont think i would tell any one where i lived that i met online
caligirl86: of course not because you are over 40 balding and no other 14 year old girls would find you attractive
caligirl86: so youre better off sitting behind your pc and whacking off
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> lol
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> ok then you can say what you want
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> but i'm 17/m/canada
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> i have a cam and mic
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> and i only talk to gurls my age
caligirl86: do your parents know you are showing off your pathetic little member to strangers
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> do your parents know you talk to pathetic strangers
caligirl86: Did you know im working undercover and your parents will now find out
caligirl86: about your little chat antics
caligirl86: your ip is being traced as we speak
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> your so stupid
caligirl86: I will seize your computer from your home
caligirl86: along with any pornographic photos you may have of yourself
caligirl86: child pornagraphy is illegal
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> i'm still only 17 so if any one really did try to do sumthing like that i'm still only 17
caligirl86: you missed the point you fucking brat
caligirl86: child pornagraphy
caligirl86: illegal in this country
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> well i dont have any on my comp stupid
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> i dont look at that
caligirl86: you idiot I will seize all pornographic photos of yourself off your harddrive
caligirl86: you are only 17 correct
caligirl86: the FBI will charge your house
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> i dont take photos of me stupid
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> and i'm in canada
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> so %%%% off
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> its stupid that your trying to tell ppl off
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> i hate pervs that go for kids
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> but i'm a guy that is looking to have fun with sum one his age
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> so %%%% off
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> its so stupid
caligirl86: THE FBI WILL CHARGE YOU WIT OUR LAZERZ
>> horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic has joined room
>> horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic has left room

sexyblackboi> hi
caligirl86: Are you reall black?
sexyblackboi> yes y
sexyblackboi> age
sexyblackboi> hello
caligirl86: SORRY I DONT LIKE BLACKS
caligirl86: GO AWAY
sexyblackboi> bye god bless u
caligirl86: bye and remember to return that pc youre on to the library or school you stole it from
sexyblackboi> %%%% u
caligirl86: I am an undercover cop
sexyblackboi> %%%% u
caligirl86: A highschool reported a computer stolen earlier
caligirl86: and your ip matches theirs
caligirl86: care to explain that?
sexyblackboi> who cares fool ur racist
caligirl86: sir surrender now
caligirl86: we are tracing the source of the ip right now
caligirl86: we will get your address
caligirl86: and recover the stolen property
sexyblackboi> ok
sexyblackboi> ok
caligirl86: we will also retrieve any illegal narcotics found
sexyblackboi> how do u know english
sexyblackboi> pple in california have little brain
caligirl86: sorry learn to spell I cant type in jiggaboo
caligirl86: I bet you run in gangs
sexyblackboi> nope
caligirl86: I will arrest you and you will be raped by men much bigger and stronger than you punk
sexyblackboi> u just made me upset dat u dont talk to blacks ur racist
sexyblackboi> bring yo father
caligirl86: like I care you are a common thief and criminal
caligirl86: I shall take you down
sexyblackboi> go take yo father down and suck is dick
sexyblackboi> ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
caligirl86: SIR SHUT UP YOU N#GGER YOU WILL BE APPREHENDED BEFORE YOU SELL THAT PC FOR CRACK


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Posted at: 5/16/07 04:34 AM

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Its funny as hell too read, but i definitely wouldnt spend my time doing thát..

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Posted at: 5/16/07 04:35 AM

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At 5/16/07 04:29 AM, placeboelectra wrote: caligirl86: THE FBI WILL CHARGE YOU WIT OUR LAZERZ
>> horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic has left room

If only he understood the ownage

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MissingNYC

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Posted at: 5/16/07 04:46 AM

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isnt there like a MOD of some sort in those sites?

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Posted at: 5/16/07 04:51 AM

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At 5/7/07 04:59 PM, Duffi wrote: Now, this is sureley not a surprise. The first chat website to show up when you search for chat-rooms is Parachat.

XD!

Fucking Win!

this is like the best topic since like ages!


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Posted at: 5/16/07 05:30 AM

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True_Dude> hi
13yearoldvirgin: HAHAHAHAHAAAAA
13yearoldvirgin: XAR XAR XAR
13yearoldvirgin: WHAT A STUPID NAME
13yearoldvirgin: TRUE DUDE
True_Dude> what hapnd
13yearoldvirgin: DOES THAT MEAN YOU CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET
13yearoldvirgin: ANSWER ME DONT BE RUDE
13yearoldvirgin: YOU ARE SO RUDE
True_Dude> whatever
13yearoldvirgin: YOU ARE VERY RUDE
True_Dude> not really
True_Dude> i am loveable
13yearoldvirgin: TRUE DOUCHE IS MORE LIKE IT
True_Dude> whats ur asl
13yearoldvirgin: IM A 78 YEAR OLD MAN
13yearoldvirgin: WANNA WIPE THE POOP FROM MY BUTT
13yearoldvirgin: THAT WOULD MAKE MY WRINKLED PENIS HARD
13yearoldvirgin: COME BACK

BLKnHARD> Hey
blondeslut: NO N@GGERS
blondeslut: I HATE THE BLACKS SORRY
blondeslut: BE ON YOUR WAY
BLKnHARD> why do you hate them?
blondeslut: BE ON YOUR WAY
BLKnHARD> tell me why you hate them first
blondeslut: because im from the kkk
blondeslut: get lost before I erect a burning cross on your lawn
BLKnHARD> yeah thats a dumb reason
blondeslut: and douse your family in gasoline and set them on firE

Married_Man> hey blonde
blondeslut: hi
Married_Man> where u from
blondeslut: US
Married_Man> cool
blondeslut: what about you?
Married_Man> is it nighttime with u
Married_Man> Ireland
blondeslut: its morning
Married_Man> oh
blondeslut: wheres your wife?
Married_Man> your up chatting early
blondeslut: yeah
Married_Man> shes at work
Married_Man> u got a man in your life
blondeslut: oh really so what are you looking for?
blondeslut: no
Married_Man> what do u thing a married man is looking for when he is talking to a blonde slut
Married_Man> lol
blondeslut: oh a blowjob
Married_Man> yea sounds right
Married_Man> what u looking for
Married_Man> something similar i hope
blondeslut: I want to fuck a married man
Married_Man> well you have come to the right place
blondeslut: I would im coming over right now
Married_Man> what u wearing
blondeslut: IM COMING THE FUCK OVER THERE RIGHT NOW SEEING AS I AM YOUR WIFE
blondeslut: I TOLD YOU TO PICK UP YOUR DIRTY UNDERWEAR OFF THE FLOOR
blondeslut: WHAT THE FUCK NOW YOURE CHEATING ON ME
Married_Man> come on sexy
blondeslut: WHEN I GET BACK IM GONNA LOP YOUR BALLS OFF
Married_Man> yea but shes sexy
blondeslut: I WANT A FUCKING DIVORCE
Married_Man> fine only if i get a %%%%
blondeslut: YOU LEFT YOUR CUMSTAINED DILDO ON THE FLOOR AGAIN
blondeslut: PICK UP THE HOUSE
blondeslut: CAUSE YOURE GONNA DIE
Married_Man> stop nagging woman
blondeslut: I HAVE A KNIFE
Married_Man> some story different day
Married_Man> oh i m scared
blondeslut: IM COMING BACK HOME TO STAB YOU
Married_Man> !!!!!!!!!!!!
Married_Man> hurry up
Married_Man> i gonna stab u with my edge to
Married_Man> come on woman
blondeslut: ORLY?
Married_Man> u scared
blondeslut: ORLY?
blondeslut: ORLY
blondeslut: ORLY
blondeslut: ORLY
blondeslut: ORLY

longshanks101> hey
blondeslut: HAR HAR HAR HAR
blondeslut: LONGSHANKS WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF A NAME IS THAT
longshanks101> how ya doing
blondeslut: I ASK YOU WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF A NAME IS THAT AND YOU ASK ME HOW IM DOING?
longshanks101> from the movie
blondeslut: YOU ARE A FUCKING DUMMIE
blondeslut: LONGSKANKS
blondeslut: SLIT YOUR WRISTS
longshanks101> u dont like?
blondeslut: GO DIE


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DareDevilGuy

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Posted at: 5/16/07 06:00 AM

DareDevilGuy FAB LEVEL 36

Sign-Up: 11/08/03

Posts: 16,541

At 5/10/07 12:34 PM, JackRabbitStudios wrote: hinn112: hi
HotGrl17: NOT NOW.
HotGrl17: I'M BUSY.
HotGrl17: WITH A WOMAN.
HotGrl17: SEXUALLY.
HotGrl17: BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA

You are my hero.


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McPaper

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Posted at: 5/16/07 06:44 AM

McPaper FAB LEVEL 21

Sign-Up: 11/29/03

Posts: 12,134

You do not know what a pedo is.

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placeboelectra

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Posted at: 5/16/07 10:07 AM

placeboelectra EVIL LEVEL 08

Sign-Up: 11/16/06

Posts: 368

this ones pretty short because I was already being flooded in ims..

xipolitos> hey baby
xipolitos> how big and hot do u have them?
hotbigboobs: they are triple fs and theyre hot because theyre being burned on a frying pan
xipolitos> do u ever ..... put inside..things?
hotbigboobs: yes i stuck ciggarette up my gonch

sohail3274> hiiiii
hotbigboobs: hi
sohail3274> asl plz
hotbigboobs: 18/f/uk
sohail3274> okkkkk
sohail3274> you have big boobs
hotbigboobs: read the name
hotbigboobs: if you cant figure it out then hire a new speech therapist
sohail3274> sorry
sohail3274> can have them tonight
hotbigboobs: yeah I wanna slap you in the face with them
sohail3274> sorry
hotbigboobs: no it would make me hot
sohail3274> it was a joke
hotbigboobs: lets cyber
sohail3274> okkkk
hotbigboobs: you start
sohail3274> what is your figure
hotbigboobs: thin
sohail3274> what is your stats
hotbigboobs: what the hell are you talking about im horny i wanna cyber
sohail3274> okkkkk
sohail3274> i will satisfy you
sohail3274> madam
hotbigboobs: start
sohail3274> first i will kiss you
sohail3274> then i will open you up
hotbigboobs: mmmmm keep going
sohail3274> i will press your boobs
sohail3274> suck them hard
hotbigboobs: i slap you in the face with my big strong manly boobs
sohail3274> i wil love it
hotbigboobs: i then pull out a knife
sohail3274> okkkk
hotbigboobs: and stab you in the face
hotbigboobs: and carve the initials 666 into your skull
hotbigboobs: i lick the blood off your face
sohail3274> i will %%%% you
hotbigboobs: and laugh
hotbigboobs: you stick your dick in me
hotbigboobs: only to find razorblades
hotbigboobs: they rip your dick to shreds
hotbigboobs: and i cum as you bleed
sohail3274> i will tear your %%%
hotbigboobs: i then deliver the finishing blow
hotbigboobs: as i strike you in the head with a sledgehammer
hotbigboobs: breaking your skull apart
hotbigboobs: say something im about to cum
sohail3274> i love you
hotbigboobs: baby
hotbigboobs: im cumming
sohail3274> i love you

BOY_BOY> Hey honey
hotbigboobs: hi
BOY_BOY> asl plz
hotbigboobs: 25/f/uk
BOY_BOY> Uhm...great
BOY_BOY> me 27/m/UK
BOY_BOY> So wats the sizes horny ?
hotbigboobs: 38dd
BOY_BOY> Yummy
BOY_BOY> Itz 9 here
hotbigboobs: wanna cyber im so fucking wet
BOY_BOY> Yea !!
BOY_BOY> Lets go...
hotbigboobs: you start
BOY_BOY> Wat are u wearing now ?
hotbigboobs: nothing im naked
BOY_BOY> ah great
hotbigboobs: what would you do to me if you were here now
BOY_BOY> same here..Just I hav an underwear on me...coz the dick is so large ...lol
BOY_BOY> I would walk into u slowly....
BOY_BOY> hold u on ur wasit and lift u up...
BOY_BOY> I now start to kis on ur lips...
BOY_BOY> Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hotbigboobs: oh yeah more
BOY_BOY> U taste nice
BOY_BOY> I now wanna drink ur saliva...
BOY_BOY> I start smoching ur tongue
BOY_BOY> ah ah i am thristy babe
BOY_BOY> I now start to go down...kissing the way through
BOY_BOY> I lift those big boobies with my hands...
BOY_BOY> and start smoching the nipples..
BOY_BOY> ah those are hard babezz...
hotbigboobs: you continue your way down
hotbigboobs: to my pants
hotbigboobs: you unbutton my pants
hotbigboobs: and pull them down
hotbigboobs: you slowly slide off my undies
BOY_BOY> Ah..I pull then down
hotbigboobs: you put your head near my asshole
BOY_BOY> Now I wanna lick ur wet %%%%%
hotbigboobs: and I let out a huge FART
BOY_BOY> I dont mind..coz its frm u babe..lol
BOY_BOY> I start to insert my finger into ur %%%%%...wanna see how deep it is...
hotbigboobs: good cause I ate too much curry last night
hotbigboobs: i lift up my thighs
BOY_BOY> Itz getting harder now...
hotbigboobs: and poop begins dripping down my butthole
BOY_BOY> itz soooooooooo fasr
BOY_BOY> ah ah ah
hotbigboobs: i shove your face into my anus
hotbigboobs: and make you lick the poo
BOY_BOY> I now insert my head into their
hotbigboobs: oh it smells like eggs
BOY_BOY> I wanna taste it horny...
BOY_BOY> I bite on ur %%%%%....
BOY_BOY> Does tht hurt ?
hotbigboobs: i then stick my 12 inch penis down your throat
hotbigboobs: does it hurt
BOY_BOY> wat the %%%%
hotbigboobs: you now realized im a guy but its too late
hotbigboobs: you try to get away but i choke you with my cock
hotbigboobs: and make you vomit
hotbigboobs: TAKE IT ALL BITCH
hotbigboobs: WAIT WHERED YOU GO
hotbigboobs: MY LITTLE POOPEATER


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PickledOnionMuffin

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Posted at: 5/16/07 12:02 PM

PickledOnionMuffin EVIL LEVEL 33

Sign-Up: 11/13/03

Posts: 3,267

Guest_33874: Hi u tight?
tightpussy101: yeah ^_^
Guest_33874: asl?
tightpussy101: 20 F UK
tightpussy101: Yorkshire to be exact
Guest_33874: U have not done it for it to be tight
tightpussy101: trust me baby
Guest_33874: trust u in the sense u have not done it??
tightpussy101: trust me in the sense i have
Guest_33874: Ok but have u done it?
tightpussy101: ye
Guest_33874: Ok then u must have had tiny ones for it to be tight??
tightpussy101: ^_^
Guest_33874: what??
tightpussy101: how big is yurs?
Guest_33874: How big have u had?
tightpussy101: not big,but maybe u can surprise me
Guest_33874: U tell me. Doubt i can.. Tell me how big have u had?
tightpussy101: 7-8inch probs
Guest_33874: I am smaller than that. If u have me then u %%%%% will still remain tight
tightpussy101:
Guest_33874: How big do u think i am?
tightpussy101: wel,smaller than 7-8 inch
tightpussy101: up 4 cyber?
Guest_33874: Sure
tightpussy101: u wanna start?
Guest_33874: U start
Guest_33874: ..........
tightpussy101: ok
tightpussy101: i walk up 2 u with fishnet stockings on
Guest_33874: Oh baby describe urself.....
tightpussy101: i hav long flowing hair and 34D breasts
Guest_33874: and a very tight %%%%%
tightpussy101: im rubbing my breasts
Guest_33874: oh baby something is getting very hard
tightpussy101: i lick my lips slowly
Guest_33874: oh like that
tightpussy101: i bend down infront of u and wait 4 you
Guest_33874: what do u want me to do honey?
tightpussy101: anythin baby
Guest_33874: Wat do u like. U like me licking ur sweet breasts......
tightpussy101: do me up the bum..
Guest_33874: Honey a bit of foreplay before we do anal
tightpussy101: oh ok
tightpussy101:
tightpussy101: do wat u want
Guest_33874: I am licking ur breasts. They taste so sweeeeeeeet........U like that
tightpussy101: oh ye baby
tightpussy101: my nipples r erect
Guest_33874: I can see that they are as hard as something i have
tightpussy101: oh ye
Guest_33874: I am licking down ur stomach
tightpussy101: further down..
Guest_33874: An finally reach my goal......But not so fast
Guest_33874: Tell me hon u want it
tightpussy101: please..
Guest_33874: please what?
tightpussy101: lick it
Guest_33874: lick what baby?
tightpussy101: my pussy
Guest_33874: ur %%%%%
Guest_33874: ?
tightpussy101: ye
Guest_33874: Your wish is my command baby.
Guest_33874: I am licking ur tight tight %%%%%. My tongue can barely fit, Dunno how i am gonna get my %%%% in u..........
Guest_33874: U like me licking ur %%%%%??
tightpussy101: oh ye
Guest_33874: then moan for me babe
tightpussy101: do me anal baby pleeease
Guest_33874: Ok hon since u are desperate here first wet my nice %%%%
tightpussy101: ok
tightpussy101: oral?
Guest_33874: Which ever way u know?
tightpussy101: ok
tightpussy101: i open my mouth wide,staring up at you
Guest_33874: go on babe
tightpussy101: i grab your cock with both hands and thrust it down my throat,moaning in ecstasy
Guest_33874: Oh that feels goooooooooooooooooood..........U have swallowed my %%%% hon.......It feels so good in ur hot wet mouth
tightpussy101: I suddenly bite down hard and bite your cock off
tightpussy101: Another one to my collection!
tightpussy101: my preciousss

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placeboelectra

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Posted at: 5/17/07 03:22 AM

placeboelectra EVIL LEVEL 08

Sign-Up: 11/16/06

Posts: 368

pennywise-guy> Hi
pennywise-guy> im Mike how ar u?
tightvirginpussy69: you mean how are you?
pennywise-guy> aha
tightvirginpussy69: I was fine until another illiterate idiot like you showed up
tightvirginpussy69: pennywise is such a queer name
pennywise-guy> heyyy honey
pennywise-guy> chill out
tightvirginpussy69: you should stab yourself in the weiner with an icepick
pennywise-guy> and ur nick ?
pennywise-guy> is very smart and sofisticated
tightvirginpussy69: sophisticated
tightvirginpussy69: you are an idiot
pennywise-guy> yeaa a lot
pennywise-guy> im not english
pennywise-guy> so puta
pennywise-guy> peazo de guarra
pennywise-guy> now
tightvirginpussy69: not being english is no excuse to act stupid
pennywise-guy> tell me what means
tightvirginpussy69: you could learn to spell
pennywise-guy> questa notte forse mai piu
pennywise-guy> italian u know?
tightvirginpussy69: or go back to the streets selling oranges
pennywise-guy> spanish u know?
pennywise-guy> retired
tightvirginpussy69: no seeing as this is America we type in english
pennywise-guy> u lose the opportunity know me %%%%%
tightvirginpussy69: What oppurtunity youre behind a computer
tightvirginpussy69: and youre stupid
pennywise-guy> yeaaa?
tightvirginpussy69: you cant spell
pennywise-guy> hehehehe
tightvirginpussy69: and youre a fucking mexican
pennywise-guy> u cant spell!!!!!!
pennywise-guy> nooo mexican
pennywise-guy> inutil
pennywise-guy> noooo way
pennywise-guy> bye bye retired
pennywise-guy> du hast mich
pennywise-guy> lans uns tanzen
pennywise-guy> u know german
pennywise-guy> bastard
tightvirginpussy69: you know where the knives are in the kitchen drawer
pennywise-guy> heheheheheheheheheheh
pennywise-guy> %%%% u
tightvirginpussy69: just do as I say
pennywise-guy> lallalalalalallaalallaal
tightvirginpussy69: open the drawer
pennywise-guy> lalalalalalalalalaalalallalalalalala
pennywise-guy> dasdaslkjalsfkjskfjaskjaskfjs
pennywise-guy> asfjaslfjasffaljfsaksasask
pennywise-guy> l
pennywise-guy> fasfjaskfjlaksfjas
pennywise-guy> asfalsjlas
pennywise-guy> asfa
pennywise-guy> sfjas
>> pennywise-guy has joined room
tightvirginpussy69: pick up the biggest sharpest knife you can find
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tightvirginpussy69: and cut yourself
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>> pennywise-guy has left room


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Tribalfusion-X

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Posted at: 5/17/07 05:58 AM

Tribalfusion-X LIGHT LEVEL 26

Sign-Up: 03/22/06

Posts: 6,908

This is hillarious!

amiright?

I started the bandwagon! | 6,000 POSTS FUCK YEAH!! FUUUUCK YEEEEEAAAH!!!

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Havayosunu

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Posted at: 5/17/07 06:02 AM

Havayosunu NEUTRAL LEVEL 19

Sign-Up: 08/18/06

Posts: 2,264

i just entered with "animegirl95" nick... let s see how many pedos will i prank >:D

my furry stuff.

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oddworth

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Posted at: 5/17/07 06:05 AM

oddworth LIGHT LEVEL 13

Sign-Up: 10/26/04

Posts: 3,067

I just tried Horny&foxy, no one was intrested.

COMGMYSEXYPROFILEK?
Oddworth-Pissing off newgrounds since 2004. UN - BANNED
Silent slope

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Disarray-yarrasiD

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Posted at: 5/17/07 06:51 AM

Disarray-yarrasiD DARK LEVEL 09

Sign-Up: 11/14/04

Posts: 1,474

holy shit
sick sadistic pedo fucks

kkkk2827: i want you
hornyGirl187905: me to
hornyGirl187905: inside me
kkkk2827: mmm
kkkk2827: i want to %%%% you
hornyGirl187905: wana cyber
kkkk2827: right now
hornyGirl187905: k
kkkk2827: yep!
kkkk2827:
hornyGirl187905: I draw u in rubbing my hips
kkkk2827: what you're wearing?
hornyGirl187905: black panties
kkkk2827: mmm
kkkk2827: sweet
kkkk2827: i want you to take them off
hornyGirl187905: I start rubbing my crotch
kkkk2827: mmm
hornyGirl187905: in a sic
hornyGirl187905: ok I have them off now
kkkk2827: stand in front of me
hornyGirl187905: (in reality lol)
hornyGirl187905: kk
kkkk2827: i mmm
kkkk2827: are you touching yourself?
hornyGirl187905: my finger starts rubbing myy cliit
kkkk2827: i want to lik it
hornyGirl187905: and I reach out to you pants and pull on you belt
kkkk2827: touch my dick
hornyGirl187905: lick me out
hornyGirl187905: I stroke your dick
kkkk2827: i'm sucking you
kkkk2827: very hard
kkkk2827: licking your %%%%%
kkkk2827: tasting it
hornyGirl187905: I guide you to my ass
kkkk2827: you are so horny
kkkk2827: guide me please
hornyGirl187905: horny as fuck
hornyGirl187905: fuck me in the ass
kkkk2827: i push one finger in you %%%
hornyGirl187905: fuck me hard
hornyGirl187905: I moan
kkkk2827: you like it
kkkk2827: i see
hornyGirl187905: oh ya
kkkk2827: i'm %%%%%%% you
hornyGirl187905: sweet
kkkk2827: one hand in your %%%%%
kkkk2827: and the other inside your %%%
hornyGirl187905: I go back and forth on you cock
kkkk2827: mmm
kkkk2827: you are so sexy
kkkk2827: i'm biting you
kkkk2827: on the leg
hornyGirl187905: my 14 year old ass is sliding up and down ur dick

Here I say I'm 14

hornyGirl187905: oh ya
kkkk2827: your knee
hornyGirl187905: thats the shit
kkkk2827: mmm
hornyGirl187905: I rubb my boobss
kkkk2827: you are so smooth
kkkk2827: and sexy
kkkk2827: suck my dick
kkkk2827: eat it
kkkk2827: lick it
hornyGirl187905: I know and u so hard
kkkk2827: swallow me
hornyGirl187905: I suck you dick
kkkk2827: hard
hornyGirl187905: I shallow every ddrop
kkkk2827: it's big
kkkk2827: thick
hornyGirl187905: I know
kkkk2827: choke on it
hornyGirl187905:
hornyGirl187905: muh mus
kkkk2827: i grab you hair
hornyGirl187905: (dick in mouth)
hornyGirl187905: I start firsting my self
kkkk2827: mmm
kkkk2827: i want to %%%% you
kkkk2827: in the %%%
hornyGirl187905: then I grab my cock and start jerking off

and here I have a cock

hornyGirl187905: oh ya
kkkk2827: you are like doggy style
kkkk2827: your %%% is in front of me
hornyGirl187905: oh fuck ya
kkkk2827: i lick it
hornyGirl187905: suck my dick
kkkk2827: your %%% hole
kkkk2827: so good
hornyGirl187905: shit...
hornyGirl187905: I g2g
hornyGirl187905: to school
kkkk2827: it's start to open for me
kkkk2827: ok

they don't care!
they are disgusting

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placeboelectra

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Posted at: 5/17/07 10:07 AM

placeboelectra EVIL LEVEL 08

Sign-Up: 11/16/06

Posts: 368

The guy left when things started getting good,,but whats sad is I pretended to be 13 and this guy was 45 and didnt care. This place is getting too creepy for me:
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mrb6146> hey
mrb6146> wassup
cute13yearoldgirl: hi
mrb6146> how r u
cute13yearoldgirl: good
cute13yearoldgirl: age?
mrb6146> 45\m
mrb6146> and your 13?????
cute13yearoldgirl: thats what the name says
mrb6146> k
mrb6146> too old for you then ????????????
cute13yearoldgirl: no
mrb6146> really
cute13yearoldgirl: yes really
mrb6146> u like older guys?
cute13yearoldgirl: yeah
mrb6146> what u like bout them?
cute13yearoldgirl: i like playing with them
mrb6146> playing with what
cute13yearoldgirl: with their penis
mrb6146> really
cute13yearoldgirl: uhhuh
mrb6146> what you do with them
cute13yearoldgirl: what else
mrb6146> u tell me
cute13yearoldgirl: no ive seen everything now
cute13yearoldgirl: STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE FUCKER
cute13yearoldgirl: im with the FBI
>> mrb6146 has joined room
cute13yearoldgirl: and there were rumours this chat room was a popular place for child predators
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XY-XX

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Posted at: 5/17/07 10:43 PM

XY-XX FAB LEVEL 04

Sign-Up: 05/17/07

Posts: 278

My java doesn't work!

DAMMIT!


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Dash-02

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Posted at: 5/17/07 11:16 PM

Dash-02 LIGHT LEVEL 16

Sign-Up: 10/01/06

Posts: 3,626

At 5/10/07 12:33 PM, MadMax wrote: And at Paltalk, it's the other way around.

sexygirl89: asl?
sexygirl89 has been bounced by MadMaxNG

Though sometimes we poke fun at them :3

Lol, I know once I went with an emo as a username and before I could say fuck I was bounced for 24 hours :


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73hl337b0bb0y

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Posted at: 5/19/07 09:37 PM

73hl337b0bb0y LIGHT LEVEL 04

Sign-Up: 04/14/06

Posts: 47

Hehehe. Chicken bone. :). Im HornyBitch69, btw.

hotman03: hi
hotman03: hi
HornyBitch69: hey! A/S/L?
hotman03: 21 m usa
hotman03: have pic
HornyBitch69: 20, f, Georgia,usa
HornyBitch69: no sorry
hotman03: you look like
HornyBitch69: i might type slow, i alpologize in advance
HornyBitch69: uh
HornyBitch69: 1 sec
hotman03: ok
HornyBitch69: I am brunnette, Hungarian decent, 32B, 5 foot 5, and have a tight ass
HornyBitch69: u?
hotman03: 511 185 brown hair and eyes
hotman03: big dick
HornyBitch69: how big?
hotman03: name
hotman03: 7
HornyBitch69: Rachel
hotman03: mike
hotman03: have pic
HornyBitch69: No, sorry.
hotman03: ok babe
HornyBitch69: You wanna go?
hotman03: why
HornyBitch69: I mean
HornyBitch69: you wanna start?
HornyBitch69: >_>
hotman03: what
HornyBitch69: You know... *Grabs you dick*
hotman03: ok
hotman03: come see it
HornyBitch69: I bend down low and unzip your pants, and put your hard cock in my hand.
HornyBitch69: I lick just the tip of it, then rub it a little.
hotman03: and
HornyBitch69: I taste your precum and become excited
HornyBitch69: I lick you all around and go deep throat on you.
hotman03: and
HornyBitch69: Suddenly, i go for a bucket of KFC extra crispy.
HornyBitch69: I get a chicken bone.
HornyBitch69: Stick it in my ass.
HornyBitch69: NOW
hotman03: ok
hotman03: ok
HornyBitch69: Aren't you gunna say something, mikey?
HornyBitch69: Play with me.
hotman03: bye


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Syzyde

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Posted at: 5/19/07 09:43 PM

Syzyde LIGHT LEVEL 24

Sign-Up: 07/30/05

Posts: 4,568

lol, Rebecca refernce XD


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73hl337b0bb0y

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Posted at: 5/19/07 09:53 PM

73hl337b0bb0y LIGHT LEVEL 04

Sign-Up: 04/14/06

Posts: 47

The chicken bone returns! Btw: Is there any way to edit posts?
Also: This guy DOES like it freaky.

Billy18: hi
HornyBitch69: Hey!
Billy18: where u from>
Billy18: ?
HornyBitch69: Im living in Tennessee right now.
Billy18: cool
Billy18: im from new york
HornyBitch69:
Billy18: what you look like?
HornyBitch69: Im Hungarian, brunnette, a 32B, long hair, tight ass, and 5 foot 5.
HornyBitch69: you?
Billy18: oh wow
Billy18: making me hard
Billy18: im 5 10, short blonde messy hair, strong body, hazel eyes big hard %%%%
HornyBitch69: Yum.
HornyBitch69: Do you like it freaky?
Billy18: yeah
HornyBitch69: You wanna get it on?
Billy18: yes
HornyBitch69: I get down on my knees, and pull out your long, hard cock.
HornyBitch69: I take a lick on the tip, and rub the rest.
Billy18: oh %%%% its pulsing
HornyBitch69: Oh yes.
HornyBitch69: I rub my left hand counterclockwise and down and my other hand the opposite ways.
HornyBitch69: *Picks up a chicken bone.* (Whisper) Stick it in my ass.
Billy18: omg so hard
HornyBitch69: Play with my body,
HornyBitch69: Its all yours.
Billy18: i take it and slide it in
HornyBitch69: Mmmmm.
HornyBitch69: Take a crap on my chest.
HornyBitch69: Do it now...
Billy18: i squeeze a crap on your chest
Billy18: and rub it in
HornyBitch69: I eat it all up, yum.
Billy18: mmmm
Billy18: oh yes
HornyBitch69: I rub my ass on your face, while squirting kool-aid all over both of us.
HornyBitch69: Now, lets go into the hot tub, filled with Pepto-Bismal
Billy18: ok
Billy18: i follow you
HornyBitch69: Take my body, baby. Its all yours!
Billy18: i start %%%%%%% your mouth deep and fast
Billy18: holding your head
HornyBitch69: I do spirals with my tounge, massaging your manmeat
Billy18: take it all in
Billy18: fast
HornyBitch69: Stick it in me baby,
Billy18: i turn you around so your wet %%%%% is sticking up
HornyBitch69: I hop on ur dick with my ass, and start hopping up and down, all without lube.
Billy18: and a slide my %%%% inside you
HornyBitch69: We get faster, and harder
HornyBitch69: Faster.
HornyBitch69: HARDER
HornyBitch69: Yes!
HornyBitch69: Are you gunna cum?
Billy18: yes
HornyBitch69: are you?
Billy18: yes im cumming
HornyBitch69: TAKE MA
HornyBitch69: ME
HornyBitch69: ATKE ALL OF ME
HornyBitch69: INCLUDING MY 13 INCH PENIS
Billy18: i pull you hard onto my %%%%
HornyBitch69: I stick my 13 incher in your ass, without lube.
<Billy18> sent sound: barks
Billy18: bye


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Posted at: 5/19/07 10:02 PM

sonicmega NEUTRAL LEVEL 29

Sign-Up: 04/27/04

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I BE DA SEXYBABE

jay84: hey 22/m/UK
jay84: u?

Sexybabe22: So, can I ask you a question babe?
jay84: yea

Sexybabe22: What is it about your life that's so depressing that you have to go online and try to get people to have cybersex with you?
Sexybabe22: is the outside world really that uninteresting to you?

jay84: no
jay84: just really horny

Sexybabe22: There's plenty of free porn on the internet, use Google

jay84: lol

Sexybabe22: or try something new
Sexybabe22: like hentai

jay84: hmm no
jay84: its nice to have interaction
jay84: dont u think
jay84: make relationships and bonds

Sexybabe22: With someone you don't even know
Sexybabe22: in looks or perosnality

jay84: yea
jay84: personality

Sexybabe22: and you expect them to simply give away their age, sex, and location?

jay84: the best thing u can do is be nice to a stranger

Sexybabe22: that's a bit demanding.
Sexybabe22: Then do me a favor, hon.

jay84: ok

Sexybabe22: Those of us here are already in the rut
Sexybabe22: go out, and help those around you
Sexybabe22: do community service
Sexybabe22: help an old lady
Sexybabe22: and save the horny stuff for when there's nothing else you can be doing

jay84: at 3am?

Sexybabe22: Drive a drunk person home
Sexybabe22: to prevent a crash
Sexybabe22: you know there's at least one
Sexybabe22: Can you do that for me?
Sexybabe22: Because honestly, I'm more horny for men who bring good to the community
Sexybabe22: it means they have a purpose
Sexybabe22: and a heart

jay84: i do that in the day
jay84: but not stupid chores like that
jay84: we get closer to man
jay84: where in todays society we are afriad of each other
jay84: and loosing our relationships

Sexybabe22: stupid chores? You break my heart, jay, you break my heart
Sexybabe22: then make a difference
Sexybabe22: be that someone else

jay84: i am
jay84: but im horny right now

Sexybabe22: not one of the many who have fallen into this chatroom filled with sexual perverts
Sexybabe22: looking for nothing more than a filled desire
Sexybabe22: LIVE LIFE

jay84: ar u a scientologist or something
jay84: lol

Sexybabe22: No, I'm one of the few intellectuals here

jay84: are u religious

Sexybabe22: nope
Sexybabe22: I'm 16. YOINK.

Good times, good times.

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