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i really dont know whats worse... those pedo... or us for messin with em

Damn, the kicked me. I guess too many people reported me about my fake cybering.

At 5/27/07 12:27 AM, MissingNYC wrote: i really dont know whats worse... those pedo... or us for messin with em

Us, we let them down.

xXBustyBlondeHorny4UXx

Chat me up babies.

At 5/27/07 04:58 PM, Complete wrote:

At 5/27/07 12:27 AM, MissingNYC wrote: i really dont know whats worse... those pedo... or us for messin with em

Us, we let them down.

A lot of times.

bobby8466: hey
quebecgirl14: hey
bobby8466: do u wanna cyber?
quebecgirl14: nger?
bobby8466: \what?
quebecgirl14: nvm
quebecgirl14: k
quebecgirl14: what do you look like?
quebecgirl14: btw
bobby8466: lol hold on
quebecgirl14: i got a hot french accent
quebecgirl14: lol
bobby8466: do u wanna cyber?
bobby8466: ?
quebecgirl14: why not
bobby8466: do u have msn and cam?
quebecgirl14: nop
quebecgirl14: sorry
bobby8466: %%%%
bobby8466: ok well anywyas well cyber here
bobby8466: u wanna start?
quebecgirl14: no you start
quebecgirl14: i like when men take descision
quebecgirl14: xD
bobby8466: lol ok
bobby8466: what r u wearin
bobby8466: ?
bobby8466: hmm?
quebecgirl14: a pink bra
quebecgirl14: with a pink pantie
quebecgirl14: xD
quebecgirl14: and you?
bobby8466: lol is that all?
quebecgirl14: yes
bobby8466: y dont u take those off for me?
quebecgirl14: ok then...
quebecgirl14: (btw i have a fetish...)
quebecgirl14: i like getting dominated...
quebecgirl14: can u call you master?
bobby8466: lol i dunno... maybe
quebecgirl14: do what you want...
bobby8466: lol i want u to put on a show for me first
bobby8466: i want u to masturbate 4 me
quebecgirl14: k
quebecgirl14: im using heating oil
quebecgirl14: touching your cock
quebecgirl14: AND STICKING MY FINGER IN UR ASS
quebecgirl14: YOU GOT PWN
quebecgirl14: MUAHAHAHA

abraham31: hi
quebecgirl14: hi
abraham31: asl pls?
quebecgirl14: 14/f/quebec city
quebecgirl14: u?
abraham31: 25 m
quebecgirl14: k
quebecgirl14: where do you live?
abraham31: what do u do?
quebecgirl14: nothing much
quebecgirl14: chatting with you hon
quebecgirl14: and u?
abraham31: only for u i am here
quebecgirl14: nice
abraham31: what is ur hobbies?
quebecgirl14: hanging out
quebecgirl14: guys
quebecgirl14: and you?
abraham31: hanging out? my english is not so good?
abraham31: what does it mean?
quebecgirl14: having fun with guys...
quebecgirl14: if you know what i mean
quebecgirl14: xD
abraham31: that is nice
abraham31: i love fun too
quebecgirl14: what do you look like?
abraham31: look like an engineer
quebecgirl14: i love engineer
quebecgirl14: dude...
quebecgirl14: u make me horny...
quebecgirl14: wanna cyber?
abraham31: do u use any messenger?
abraham31: yahoo
abraham31: msn?
quebecgirl14: wait for a sec
quebecgirl14: need to know you more
abraham31: ok hon
abraham31: what is ur fantasies?
abraham31: best fantasy?
quebecgirl14: hmm
quebecgirl14: i really wanna try anal
quebecgirl14: but guys don't want to do it...
quebecgirl14: and i like cock sucking
quebecgirl14: and you?
abraham31: i like doggy more
abraham31: and i like anal too
quebecgirl14: i never tryed doggy
abraham31: i sugges u
quebecgirl14: why not
abraham31: it is wonderful
quebecgirl14: wanna cyber dude?
abraham31: i prefer real but cyber is also good
quebecgirl14: k
quebecgirl14: you start
abraham31: hýmmm
abraham31: i like with kissing ur sweet %%%%
quebecgirl14: god...
quebecgirl14: fell so good...
abraham31: then go down
abraham31: and kissing ur belly
quebecgirl14: hmm
quebecgirl14: <3 it
quebecgirl14: im taking out my panties
abraham31: go on
quebecgirl14: AND I STICK IT IN THA POOPER
quebecgirl14: PEDo

Sexylass2k7:hi
Hard-Cock:hi asl?
Sexylass2k7:21/G/UK u?
Hard-Cock:22/B/UK
Hard-Cock: I'm hard now
Sexylass2k7:I'll suck urs if u suck myne
Hard-Cock: Omg !!!!

lol hillarious

This is what you should do:
Pretend to be a horny teenager then lure a pedophile into a sex filled conversation. Then after they incriminate themselves tell the perv your with the FBI and log off.

Thats pure pwnage right there.

i guy just begged me not to tell the police lol

hey asl

Ordinary_guy: hi
Ordinary_guy has left.
H0Tgirl13: hey
Ordinary_guy: qa/s/l plz
Ordinary_guy has joined.
Ordinary_guy: r u busy??
H0Tgirl13: a lil bit
H0Tgirl13: xD
Ordinary_guy: do u want to catch up later
H0Tgirl13: nah
Ordinary_guy: k
H0Tgirl13: im just touching myself...
H0Tgirl13: wanna cyber?
Ordinary_guy: wow thats great
Ordinary_guy: yes, how old ru
H0Tgirl13: 13
Ordinary_guy: thats a little young
Ordinary_guy: you should tell us your 18
Ordinary_guy: what do u look l.ike
H0Tgirl13: tight ass
H0Tgirl13: c cup breast
H0Tgirl13: brunette
Ordinary_guy: i hear ya
H0Tgirl13: hmmm
H0Tgirl13: black eyes
Ordinary_guy: wanna do it over the phone??
H0Tgirl13: nah
Ordinary_guy: this takes too long for the reponses
Ordinary_guy: what would u do to me
Ordinary_guy: have u eveer done anything in rl
H0Tgirl13: what r u whearing?
H0Tgirl13: yeah
Ordinary_guy: boxers
H0Tgirl13: i gived blowjob
Ordinary_guy: yeah all the way
Ordinary_guy: u there
H0Tgirl13: yeah
H0Tgirl13: of course...
H0Tgirl13: im rubbing my self
Ordinary_guy: seems like it is forever
H0Tgirl13: wanna cyber?
Ordinary_guy: yes
H0Tgirl13: ok what r u wearing?
Ordinary_guy: my boxers
Ordinary_guy: what r u wearing
H0Tgirl13: a pink panty
Ordinary_guy: take them off
H0Tgirl13: and a red top
H0Tgirl13: yes...
H0Tgirl13: im all wet now
Ordinary_guy: take my boxers off
H0Tgirl13: omg
H0Tgirl13: i want to touch your cock so bad...
Ordinary_guy: please do
H0Tgirl13: i put my lips on your cock
Ordinary_guy: wow
H0Tgirl13: slowly going down...
H0Tgirl13: hmmm
Ordinary_guy: yes
Ordinary_guy: lets get intpo a 69 position so i can lick your %%%
H0Tgirl13: yes...
H0Tgirl13: it great!
Ordinary_guy: it is going to get hard to type and rub at the same time
Ordinary_guy: go uop and down on me
H0Tgirl13: hmm
H0Tgirl13: feel great
Ordinary_guy: yes it feels good
Ordinary_guy: can i cum in ur mouth
H0Tgirl13: off course...
H0Tgirl13: i will swallow it...
Ordinary_guy: great
Ordinary_guy: k
Ordinary_guy: btw m 16
H0Tgirl13: ooh ok
H0Tgirl13: btw
H0Tgirl13: im 32
H0Tgirl13: and a guy
Ordinary_guy: m hard as a rock
H0Tgirl13: in stickin it in ya pooper
H0Tgirl13: PWNED

msnandcam_male: hi
H0Tgirl13: hi
msnandcam_male: asl
H0Tgirl13: 45/m/ny
H0Tgirl13: u?
H0Tgirl13: LOL PWNED

HOT_N_SEXY_GUY: hi hotty
H0Tgirl13: hey
HOT_N_SEXY_GUY: hw r u
H0Tgirl13: great
H0Tgirl13: u?
HOT_N_SEXY_GUY: asl pls
HOT_N_SEXY_GUY: m gr8
H0Tgirl13: 45/m/canberra
H0Tgirl13: LOL PWNED

paolo_maldini: hi again...
H0Tgirl13: hey hottie
H0Tgirl13: sorry i disced
paolo_maldini: i want to play with my dick...will you help me?
H0Tgirl13: yes of course
H0Tgirl13: you got some oil?
paolo_maldini: yes...
H0Tgirl13: great
H0Tgirl13: my left hand is going up and down
H0Tgirl13: the right is in
H0Tgirl13: UR ASS
H0Tgirl13: LOL
H0Tgirl13: PWNED
H0Tgirl13: MUHAHAHA

Ok no more of this shit im getting traumatize.

Sexylass2k6:hi
BigCck:hi were do u live ?
Sexylass2k6:tell me were u live 1st
BigCck: Crewe
Sexylass2k6:i live in crewe too !!!
BigCck:cool want to meet up ?
Sexylass2k6:cool ok
Bigcck:meet up at queens park tommorrow at 12:00
Sexylass2k6:ok i'll be near the statue

so theres gonna be a paedo standing in the middle of crewe whilst i phone the police and get him arrested

Shit i just got a fucking gay pedo that want to meet me...O.O

forgot to copy sorry guys>.<

HOT_N_SEXY_GUY: HI SEXY
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: hey
HOT_N_SEXY_GUY: HW RU BABE
HOT_N_SEXY_GUY: ASL?
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: Female, 19, USA
HOT_N_SEXY_GUY: K
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: wanna cyber>
HOT_N_SEXY_GUY: OK
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: you start
HOT_N_SEXY_GUY: WAT R U WEARIN N OW
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: panties, thats all
HOT_N_SEXY_GUY: NO BRA?
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: nope
HOT_N_SEXY_GUY: VATS UR BRA SIZE?
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: D
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: D Cups
HOT_N_SEXY_GUY: WER WUD U TOUCH ME 1ST
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: Your nice built body
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: then your cock
HOT_N_SEXY_GUY: HMMM....
HOT_N_SEXY_GUY: VATS UR HEIGHT?
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: 5 feet, 11 inches
HOT_N_SEXY_GUY: U R TALL?
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: yes, but a lot of people in school are taller
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: a lot of guys
HOT_N_SEXY_GUY: EVEN TALLER GALS?
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: I am taller than a lot of girls
HOT_N_SEXY_GUY: I AM 5'11 TOO
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: Mmmmm
HOT_N_SEXY_GUY: WER DO U WANNA ME 2 TOUCH U 1ST?
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: On my soft breast
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: then my vagina
HOT_N_SEXY_GUY: AND THEN SUCK UR BOOBS?
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: oh yaaa
HOT_N_SEXY_GUY: HVE U HAD SEX B4
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: once
HOT_N_SEXY_GUY: WID UR BF?
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: Ex-Bf
HOT_N_SEXY_GUY: NOW WAT HAPPENED?
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: well
HOT_N_SEXY_GUY: M SORRY
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: Well,
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: I was- We require more vespene gas

Mindfreak: hi
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: hey sexy
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: want to cyber?
Mindfreak: u got that right
Mindfreak: asl?
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: Female, 19, US
Mindfreak: 27/m Canada, what do u look like?
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: mmmmmmmm
Mindfreak: what do u look like
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: e
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: well
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: I have dark hair, tan skin
Mindfreak: what color eyes? how tall?
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: brown eyes
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: 5, 11
Mindfreak: nice, do u weare heels boots?
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: sometimes
Mindfreak: would ue ver step on me with them on?
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: If it pleasures you
Mindfreak: id like the pain pressure of it, where would u like to step?
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: where you you like me to step?
Mindfreak: would u like to on back stomach chest, face/head? ur choice
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: both
Mindfreak: where u like to 1st?
Mindfreak: Hello?
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE AND TELL YOU HOW I BECAME PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED BEL-AIR
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: IN WEST PHILEDELPHIA, BORN AND RAISED, ON THE PLAYGROUND IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
Mindfreak has left
HOTSEXYGIRL9710: CHILLIN OUT, MAXIN, RELAXING, ALL COOL AND ALL SHOOTING SOME B-BALL OUTSIDE THE SCHOOL.

Its about time I head in and ruin the mood for more horny guys who wanna get off

:D I had fun, at first thought he was a NG member.

im_so_horny: hey
Sexy_girl_90: hi
Sexy_girl_90: asl?
im_so_horny: 19/m/usa
im_so_horny: u
im_so_horny: are you hott
Sexy_girl_90: yea
im_so_horny: what do you look like
Sexy_girl_90: blonde, slim
im_so_horny: brown hair six pack 5'10
im_so_horny: 10 inches
im_so_horny: i like boobs
Sexy_girl_90: I start to kiss you
Sexy_girl_90: licking the roof of you mouth, rubbing your crotch
im_so_horny: you want to suck my dick
im_so_horny: cause i want to likc your %%%%%
im_so_horny: can i
Sexy_girl_90: sorry, people keep trying to talk to me
Sexy_girl_90: I only wana talk to you
im_so_horny: really or are you just saying that
im_so_horny: can i cum in your mouth
Sexy_girl_90: yes
Sexy_girl_90: as you cum, I takemy panties off
Sexy_girl_90: I reveal my strapon
im_so_horny: oh yea
im_so_horny: i want you so bad
Sexy_girl_90: I start to penetrate you
Sexy_girl_90: you love it, but its painful
Sexy_girl_90: I pump fast
im_so_horny: but it also feels good
Sexy_girl_90: I spit in your fast
im_so_horny: oh yea it feels so gooood
Sexy_girl_90: I flip you over and deep throught you
im_so_horny: yes
Sexy_girl_90: As I rape you, i pull on your penis
im_so_horny: mmmm
im_so_horny: mmmmmmmmm
Sexy_girl_90: your moaning with pleasure
im_so_horny: yes
Sexy_girl_90: I take it out...
Sexy_girl_90: your wondering why
Sexy_girl_90: I call in my son and mydog
Sexy_girl_90: WHEN THEY COME IN WE HAVE A GIANT SEX ORGY
im_so_horny has left.
Sexy_girl_90: YOU FEEL THE CUM IN YOUR ANUS
PC46. Your message was not received by the user. The user is not logged in

HOT_GUY: Hey
SexayGirl: hey
HOT_GUY: wanna cyber
SexayGirl: Okay.
HOT_GUY: I begin to slide your panties off as I kiss you.
SexayGirl: I then bake some cream butter off the hot spots of your ass.
HOT_GUY: Umm?
SexayGirl: I then grab your ass and stick some toast in there.
HOT_GUY: wtf
SexayGirl: I go to the living room to greet my children as they walk in the door.
HOT_GUY: wow, u suck at cybering.
SexayGirl: Then the toast pops out from your ass and I put it on a plate and serve it to the children.
HOT_GUY:...
SexayGirl: The children say they have poo on their toast, I return you back to wal-mart and I file a lawsuit against them.
HOT_GUY: Omfg stop.
SexayGirl: The lawyer says that you have a bladder problem and they will fix you up and I will get my refund.
SexayGirl: However, I describe that my children could of been sickened by the poo on the toast, that came from you. I fill out the 2 million dollar lawsuit.
HOT_GUY: STOP TALKING TO ME! I AM DONE!
SexayGirl: I then win the case.
SexayGirl: I get a new you.
SexayGirl: I bring you home and place you on the kitchen.
HOT_GUY has left
SexayGirl: I have a urge to have sex with you for some reason.

At 5/27/07 07:19 PM, Complete wrote: poop toast

Lmfao this is too funny

i signed in as sexy suzie and i got two instant responses.

Topdawg23> hey wudup girl, Im from Orange County
caligirl86: really?
caligirl86: me too
Topdawg23> yeah what part
caligirl86: I live near the block of orange
Topdawg23> fa real I live on Brookhurst n Lincoln in Anaheim
Topdawg23> how old r u
caligirl86: 21
Topdawg23> kool im 23
Topdawg23> so what do u look like
caligirl86: dark hair brown eyes 32b
Topdawg23> what nationality
caligirl86: caucasian
Topdawg23> kool do u wanna trade pics
caligirl86: sure
Topdawg23> whats your email
caligirl86: ill just send you a link here
Topdawg23> ok
caligirl86: http://www.lemonparty.org/
caligirl86: press ctrl c to copy and paste the link
Topdawg23> ok hold up
caligirl86: ok
Topdawg23> Im just sending u one right now to seei if u get it then Ill send more
caligirl86: did you see mine yet?
Topdawg23> how
caligirl86: copy and paste the link i just sent you
caligirl86: ctrl c
Topdawg23> yea but what the %%%% is up with the gay old men
caligirl86: its a picture of me,im the guy on the left
caligirl86: you never asked my gender
Topdawg23> yea whatever, u said u were 21 those dudes were hella old u stupid
caligirl86: I only lied about my age "you" stupid
caligirl86: now that I know what area you live in
caligirl86: I think I will visit you
caligirl86: and we shall have tea and crumpets
caligirl86: and play bingo
Topdawg23> Good cuz I just reported u
Topdawg23> thanx for the threat
caligirl86: ROFLACOPTER
caligirl86: so i take it we wont play bingo
caligirl86: you are trying to harrass an old man who just wants some tea and crumpets
caligirl86: now im reporting you for harassment
caligirl86: in fact im reporting you for SEXUAL HARASSMENT

Donnie> asl
caligirl86: 13/f reporting you for sexual harrassment
Donnie> right
Donnie> dumbass
Donnie> you do that
caligirl86: oh I will
caligirl86: im calling the police right now
Donnie> good
Donnie> lol
Donnie> i am a cop
caligirl86: letting them know youre a sexual predator
Donnie> dumbass
Donnie> lol
caligirl86: that preys on children
Donnie> right
Donnie> you should be arrested
Donnie> for being an ignorant cunnt
caligirl86: you will be under arrest for being a child molester
Donnie> sure ok
caligirl86: im on the phone with the cops right now
Donnie> you will be under arrest for being a stupid twat
caligirl86: they said they could track your ip
Donnie> lol
Donnie> right
Donnie> just like i tracked yours
caligirl86: you are sexually harassing me again
caligirl86: im gonna tell the FBI you plan on finding me to molest me
caligirl86: you molester
Donnie> i got a program that registers ips when you message me
Donnie> im turning yours over
Donnie> lol
caligirl86: now youre under arrest for criminal threatening
caligirl86: they will all be outside your house
Donnie> your the predator
caligirl86: guns locked and cocked
Donnie> right im at the station now
Donnie> taking ips and busting pedophiles
caligirl86: no youre not if you were you would be arrested
Donnie> im a cop dumbass
caligirl86: because youre a pedophile
Donnie> you are stupid
caligirl86: youre a moron not a cop
Donnie> right
caligirl86: its over now
caligirl86: see the lights outside your house
caligirl86: the cops have come
Donnie> thats officer donnie barasco spell it right
Donnie> sgt vice unit san diego california
Donnie> badge number 23431
caligirl86: LOL
caligirl86: they are outside your house
caligirl86: they have lazorz guns
caligirl86: IM CHARGIN UP MAH LAZORZ
Donnie> 34th division
caligirl86: pow pow pow pow
Donnie> no not lazers its tazers
Donnie> 50 thousand volts
caligirl86: are you threatening me
Donnie> yea
Donnie> %%%%%%
caligirl86: i will report you
Donnie> ok %%%%%%
Donnie> report me
Donnie> lol
caligirl86: i will so i have to go the police want an interview

caligirl86: oh baby youre horny
aHornybigcock> yes too muchh
caligirl86: I walk up behind you,nipples erect
aHornybigcock> yeah
aHornybigcock> your asl?
aHornybigcock> im 19 m turkei
caligirl86: I whisper sweet nothings into your ear while i feel your buttcrack
caligirl86: i unzip my fly and smack you on the ground with my big bulbous cock
aHornybigcock> your asl?
aHornybigcock> im 19 m turkei
caligirl86: 48/m right behind you
aHornybigcock> lol
caligirl86: you moan softly as i caress your lips with my cock
aHornybigcock> im not gay
aHornybigcock> pfff
caligirl86: you continue moaning
aHornybigcock> im male
aHornybigcock> your asl plz?
aHornybigcock> im male
aHornybigcock> lol
aHornybigcock> im not gay
caligirl86: i take your pants off and you beg me to stick my cock in your ass
caligirl86: so i shove it up there
aHornybigcock> f u
aHornybigcock> im not gay
aHornybigcock> Bye bye
caligirl86: you moan loudly
caligirl86: more pls
aHornybigcock> t
caligirl86: i start to cum deep in your ass but you beg me to take it out first
caligirl86: because you wanna swallow my jizz
caligirl86: you gobble it all down hungrily
caligirl86: like a baby kitten
aHornybigcock> %%%% u
caligirl86: you say its your turn so you bend me over
caligirl86: your cocks not as big as mine but it works
caligirl86: and you shove it in my hairy ass
caligirl86: while you feel my manly muscles and pecs
caligirl86: QUICK WRITE SOMETHING AGAIN IM GONNA CUM
caligirl86: oh you left just when things were heating up

Red-Scorpion wanted me to post this for him since he's banned.

'I did something that is SOOOOO weird....i pranked a LESBO,yes yes a lesbian :D

daniel7780: fine i compliment your skirt again
daniel7780: and ask to try it on
HotHornyGirl: I take it off and i give it to you
HotHornyGirl: Because you complimented
daniel7780: ok i like your panties to
daniel7780: can i try them on also
HotHornyGirl: and...
daniel7780: can i try on your panties too
HotHornyGirl: i said yes....
daniel7780: ok i take mine off
daniel7780: .......
daniel7780: and begin slipping in to yours
daniel7780: you have very nice legs
HotHornyGirl: "thanks"
daniel7780: i finish putting on your skirt and feel your legs
daniel7780: so smooth say
HotHornyGirl: ...
daniel7780: bringing my hand closer to you va***
daniel7780: i rub it then pull away

Some stupid shit were in the conversation so i deleted them

daniel7780: im sorry do you not want me to do that
HotHornyGirl: its ok
daniel7780: i rub it again and say i like it
HotHornyGirl: OK
daniel7780: and pulle your skirt off and your panties and ask if you want to to tuch mine
HotHornyGirl: "ok"
daniel7780: ok im bare there you can touch it now
HotHornyGirl: I touch yours
daniel7780: ooh it ticks
daniel7780: tickles***
daniel7780: do again please
HotHornyGirl: Ok i touch it again
daniel7780: oh it tickles

bad internet connection and some stuff that werent in place....well..i deleted them

daniel7780: did it tickle you
HotHornyGirl: Yes before i did
daniel7780: did you like it
HotHornyGirl: Yes
daniel7780: i rub it again
HotHornyGirl: ooo nice
daniel7780: its very lovely
daniel7780: i kiss it
HotHornyGirl: ooo
HotHornyGirl: NIIICE
daniel7780: i rub my hands up your sides and across youur breasts
daniel7780: and then begin to kiss you
daniel7780 has joined.
daniel7780: and then stop
daniel7780: is this wrong of me to do
daniel7780: i meen you are my teacher
HotHornyGirl: Nah...
HotHornyGirl: ...
HotHornyGirl: I can see
daniel7780: so it isnt wrong to kiss you??
HotHornyGirl: no
daniel7780: ok
daniel7780: i start again
HotHornyGirl: I like it
daniel7780: while rubing your va***
daniel7780: your soo beautifull
daniel7780: ive had fantasies of you ever since the first day of class
HotHornyGirl: No way
HotHornyGirl: its okay
daniel7780: i have and i masterbate to your pic daily
HotHornyGirl: Actually me on yours :P
daniel7780: and wene i go to the bathroom durring class
HotHornyGirl: ?
HotHornyGirl: and
daniel7780: wat???
HotHornyGirl: lol
HotHornyGirl: LOL
HotHornyGirl: LOLOLOL
HotHornyGirl: nevermind
daniel7780: no tell me
HotHornyGirl: NEVERMIND
HotHornyGirl: daniel7780: and wene i go to the bathroom durring class
HotHornyGirl: WHAT?
daniel7780: i masterbate to your pic at night and wene i go to the bathroom durring class
HotHornyGirl: OOOOooo
daniel7780: have you ever masterbated to me???
HotHornyGirl: Yes
HotHornyGirl: With my 9 inch cock
HotHornyGirl: HA HA HA
HotHornyGirl: GOTCHA
HotHornyGirl: I RAPE YOU
HotHornyGirl: AND KILL YOU
HotHornyGirl: MUHUHAHAHAHA
HotHornyGirl: FUCK YEAH

Heres another one (hes a guy :P)

c2cmale: hi
HotHornyGirl: Hi
c2cmale: asl
HotHornyGirl: 18/F/UK
c2cmale: have u msn
HotHornyGirl: NO
HotHornyGirl: I WILL NOT POLE DANCE TO YOU
c2cmale: why
HotHornyGirl: I DONT CARE IF YOUR A FULP
HotHornyGirl: I DONT EVEN CARE IF YOUR TOM FULP

yes yes it was NOT him it was just a random joke so dont take it seriously

HotHornyGirl: SHUT THE FUCK UP
HotHornyGirl: FATMAN
c2cmale: ý am fit
c2cmale: and huge %%%%
HotHornyGirl: SO WHAT
HotHornyGirl: I HAVE SOMEONE WITH 90 inch COCK
HotHornyGirl: IN YO FACE
HotHornyGirl: BI ATCH
HotHornyGirl: BOOYAH
HotHornyGirl: *drums*

another SHORT one:

sexycaliboyy: heyy babyy you naughtyyyyyyyy?
Disconnected.
sexycaliboyy: baby you there?
HotHornyGirl: go away
HotHornyGirl: BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA
HotHornyGirl: FOOGLY WOOGLY
HotHornyGirl: ZING
sexycaliboyy: aight stfu'

FBI AGENT RAID GOGOGO

Im out of work so its time for a second raid,,,,NG attack the chatroom

God damnit. I was pranking some girl named XxKittysexXx or something like that, and my dad walks in. I quickly tried to exit the screen but I only got it to go to the toolbar. My dad says"what did you just close?" and I said nothing. Then he walks closer and see's ms.kittysex. He kinda looked at me. Frowned a little. Then said "who the hell is that" before I could make up an exscuse he kinda just walked out and mumbled something. Fuck.

22-M-BORED> Id like to lick your nipples
caligirl86: Oh yeah?
22-M-BORED> YEAH
22-M-BORED> id like to put my %%%% in your mouth
caligirl86: I put your dick in my mouth
22-M-BORED> Good i want u to sit on my face so i can lick ur %%%%%
22-M-BORED> u can suck my dick till i cum in your mouth
caligirl86: oh wait ill be right back
caligirl86: I have to take a dump
caligirl86: I just ate a curry haggiss
22-M-BORED> good for you
caligirl86: ok im back
caligirl86: that was the biggest dump ever
caligirl86: the toilets overflowing
caligirl86: theres poo on the floor
22-M-BORED> BET THERE IS
caligirl86: im so horny,I bet youre randy by now waiting for me
22-M-BORED> YEAH
caligirl86: call me 6233131617
22-M-BORED> Too far im in UK

15_male> heyy!
caligirl86: hello tiger
15_male> how old r u ?
caligirl86: 48
15_male> oohh nice
caligirl86: oooo you like that,wanna put your dick in my ass sailor?
15_male> what do uwant to talk about?
15_male> ohh yah
15_male> !
15_male> :]]
15_male> im 15 but sure
caligirl86: you start grunting and moaning
caligirl86: you start feeling my nipples,and gaze at the coarse hair surrounding them
15_male> mmm
15_male> would u want to suck my dick?
caligirl86: yes take your dick out of my ass first
15_male> would my 6 inch be good enough foor u
caligirl86: oh yes
caligirl86: i tickle the head of your penis with my moustache
15_male> why do u have to do these %%%%
caligirl86: i deepthroat your penis
caligirl86: you moan
caligirl86: then say its your turn to take it up the ass
15_male> what??
caligirl86: I take out my 10 incher which is way bigger than yours
caligirl86: and shove it up your ass
15_male> nahh
caligirl86: you scream GAGAGAASDADFDS MORE
15_male> let me see a pic of u
caligirl86: ok hold on
caligirl86: http://www.meatspin.com/
caligirl86: thats me
15_male> ha bull %%%%
15_male> call me
caligirl86: ok
15_male> 623-313-1617
caligirl86: who am I asking for?
15_male> cameron its my cell
caligirl86: *says in a deep voice*ok cameron let me trim my moustache and put on some cologne
caligirl86: you really are gay because you wanna talk to a guy
caligirl86: but i will call you
15_male> no
15_male> %%% u
caligirl86: and masturbate hard to your voice
15_male> if u a guy
caligirl86: im calling you while im stroking it
caligirl86: OH WOW MY DICKS HARD
caligirl86: OOMPA LOOMPA
15_male> %%%% ur gay
caligirl86: you are cause you wanted me to suck you off
caligirl86: but regardless im calling in 10 minutes
caligirl86: be naked and waiting
15_male> are u a guy?
caligirl86: yes I told you I have a moustache
caligirl86: and a dick
caligirl86: and body hair
caligirl86: unless youre thinking its possible im a girl because your mom looks similar
caligirl86: and i will call you
15_male> no %%% u
15_male> dnt call me
15_male> peace out
caligirl86: bye lover im calling right now

hahahah that number I gave out is the guy in my previous post:

punjabix> hi
caligirl86: I POOPED
punjabix> lol
punjabix> popped what
caligirl86: I SAID I POOPED
caligirl86: I WHIPE SHIT ON YOUR DICK
punjabix> lol
punjabix> u got cell
caligirl86: YEAH HOLD ON
caligirl86: 6233131617
punjabix> is it cell
caligirl86: MY NAMES CAMERON
caligirl86: DUH
caligirl86: YEAH
punjabix> lol
punjabix> how old ru
caligirl86: 27
caligirl86: CALL ME
caligirl86: ILL SHOW YOU GOOD TIME
punjabix> lol
caligirl86: DO IT
punjabix> i did some guy piced up\
caligirl86: YOU DIDNT ASK FOR ME
caligirl86: SHEESH
punjabix> no thx
caligirl86: OH WELL ITS OK THAT GUY WAS ME ANYWAYS
caligirl86: WAFFLES

Some short ones:

1236020> Hey
1236020> Wanna cyber?
caligirl86: Im going to call the police
caligirl86: You are sexually harrassing me
1236020> lol ok
caligirl86: youre done,the cops will be at your door
1236020> Riiight
1236020> You make me laugh

jfksd> hi
jfksd> asl please
caligirl86: 3/f/up your ass
jfksd> what does that mean
jfksd> u seem angry why
caligirl86: ORLY?
jfksd> why angry
jfksd> did i hurt u in any way
caligirl86: ORLY
caligirl86: MUDKIP

Legolas_23> hi baby
Legolas_23> do u want to cyber?
caligirl86: ok
caligirl86: do you like it dirty?
Legolas_23> yes
Legolas_23> do u have msn?
caligirl86: no lets do it here
Legolas_23> mmmm
Legolas_23> do u have a photo?
caligirl86: ill start
caligirl86: later let me start
caligirl86: im horny now
Legolas_23> mmmmm
Legolas_23> ok baby
caligirl86: *I spread my legs revealing my clean shaven snatch and puckered asshole*
Legolas_23> oh yeah
Legolas_23> u want my %%%% in it?
caligirl86: no,first you must lick me
caligirl86: i didnt wash it today
Legolas_23> mmmm
Legolas_23> great
Legolas_23> i start to lick it
caligirl86: i moan softly
Legolas_23> till it gets horny
caligirl86: UGHHHHHHHHHHH
Legolas_23> and very very wet
caligirl86: suddenly a warm liquid flows out of me
Legolas_23> mmmmm
Legolas_23> and it goes on my tongue
Legolas_23> and i lick it
Legolas_23> and drink it
caligirl86: a warm flow of diarreha emerges from my asshole,
Legolas_23> all
caligirl86: FUCK ITS ALL OVER YOUR HEAD
caligirl86: SOMEBODY TURN ON THE SHOWER QUICK
Legolas_23> mmmmmm
caligirl86: your head is covered in my feces
Legolas_23> mmmmm
Legolas_23> yeah....
caligirl86: you also hadnt noticed up until now I just started my period
caligirl86: your face is covered in blood
caligirl86: but I shove your head back in my crotch anyways

Philllllll> hey
caligirl86: im having my period
caligirl86: lol
Philllllll> oook haha
caligirl86: I PERIODATED IN YOUR MOUTH
Philllllll> ::blink

Whos sex_kitten_19 and playboybunny? Is it any of you guys? Im in there right now.

I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: Hey
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: Do u like to have a dirty chat with me?
lisa_sexi_6969: hey there big boi
lisa_sexi_6969: i vanna touch yo cock niggz
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: wow
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: how old r u?
lisa_sexi_6969: 14
lisa_sexi_6969: u?
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: im 22
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: wo
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: i like little %%%%%
lisa_sexi_6969: cool
lisa_sexi_6969: lets cyber
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: ya baby
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: hey my dick is getting big
lisa_sexi_6969: o yea
lisa_sexi_6969: i take off my top
lisa_sexi_6969: and touch your cock
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: wow
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: oh ya baby
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: thats cool
lisa_sexi_6969: i rub my breasts in your face
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: hmmmmm
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: im licking ur boobs
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: baby
lisa_sexi_6969: i squirt milk in your face
lisa_sexi_6969: you begin to gargle it
lisa_sexi_6969: you choke
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: oh wow
lisa_sexi_6969: and then i get up and piss all over your face
lisa_sexi_6969: then turn u on your chest
lisa_sexi_6969: you like
lisa_sexi_6969: i like your ass cheeks
lisa_sexi_6969: so i lick em
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: wow
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: i wanna lick ur pusssy baby
lisa_sexi_6969: then i spread your ass cheeks apart
lisa_sexi_6969: i stick my tongue in it
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: wow
lisa_sexi_6969: then i shove my 12 inch cock in your ass
lisa_sexi_6969: im pumpin baby
lisa_sexi_6969: o yea
lisa_sexi_6969: baby?
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: ya
lisa_sexi_6969: i penetrate deeply
lisa_sexi_6969: your ass is bleeding
lisa_sexi_6969: you have a shiny new hernia now
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: oh baby make me feel good
lisa_sexi_6969: i pulll my cock out your ass
lisa_sexi_6969: there is shit hanging off of it
lisa_sexi_6969: i wipe it across your face and give u a dirty eyepatch
lisa_sexi_6969: yea then i fuck your eye
lisa_sexi_6969: mmm the shit stains
lisa_sexi_6969: well?
lisa_sexi_6969: hey u still there?
lisa_sexi_6969: i wanna put my cock into your urethra!
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex has left.

thehitman_55: want to cyber sex
lisa_sexi_6969: fyea
thehitman_55: how old are u
lisa_sexi_6969: 14
lisa_sexi_6969: wanna cyber?
thehitman_55: yes
lisa_sexi_6969: ok u start
thehitman_55: im kissing ur neck
thehitman_55: all around
thehitman_55: u like it
lisa_sexi_6969: i am cybering with another guy
lisa_sexi_6969: your cock goes limp
lisa_sexi_6969: viagara doesnt work
lisa_sexi_6969: lol
lisa_sexi_6969: bye