Topdawg23> hey wudup girl, Im from Orange County
caligirl86: really?
caligirl86: me too
Topdawg23> yeah what part
caligirl86: I live near the block of orange
Topdawg23> fa real I live on Brookhurst n Lincoln in Anaheim
Topdawg23> how old r u
caligirl86: 21
Topdawg23> kool im 23
Topdawg23> so what do u look like
caligirl86: dark hair brown eyes 32b
Topdawg23> what nationality
caligirl86: caucasian
Topdawg23> kool do u wanna trade pics
caligirl86: sure
Topdawg23> whats your email
caligirl86: ill just send you a link here
Topdawg23> ok
caligirl86: http://www.lemonparty.org/
caligirl86: press ctrl c to copy and paste the link
Topdawg23> ok hold up
caligirl86: ok
Topdawg23> Im just sending u one right now to seei if u get it then Ill send more
caligirl86: did you see mine yet?
Topdawg23> how
caligirl86: copy and paste the link i just sent you
caligirl86: ctrl c
Topdawg23> yea but what the %%%% is up with the gay old men
caligirl86: its a picture of me,im the guy on the left
caligirl86: you never asked my gender
Topdawg23> yea whatever, u said u were 21 those dudes were hella old u stupid
caligirl86: I only lied about my age "you" stupid
caligirl86: now that I know what area you live in
caligirl86: I think I will visit you
caligirl86: and we shall have tea and crumpets
caligirl86: and play bingo
Topdawg23> Good cuz I just reported u
Topdawg23> thanx for the threat
caligirl86: ROFLACOPTER
caligirl86: so i take it we wont play bingo
caligirl86: you are trying to harrass an old man who just wants some tea and crumpets
caligirl86: now im reporting you for harassment
caligirl86: in fact im reporting you for SEXUAL HARASSMENT

Donnie> asl
caligirl86: 13/f reporting you for sexual harrassment
Donnie> right
Donnie> dumbass
Donnie> you do that
caligirl86: oh I will
caligirl86: im calling the police right now
Donnie> good
Donnie> lol
Donnie> i am a cop
caligirl86: letting them know youre a sexual predator
Donnie> dumbass
Donnie> lol
caligirl86: that preys on children
Donnie> right
Donnie> you should be arrested
Donnie> for being an ignorant cunnt
caligirl86: you will be under arrest for being a child molester
Donnie> sure ok
caligirl86: im on the phone with the cops right now
Donnie> you will be under arrest for being a stupid twat
caligirl86: they said they could track your ip
Donnie> lol
Donnie> right
Donnie> just like i tracked yours
caligirl86: you are sexually harassing me again
caligirl86: im gonna tell the FBI you plan on finding me to molest me
caligirl86: you molester
Donnie> i got a program that registers ips when you message me
Donnie> im turning yours over
Donnie> lol
caligirl86: now youre under arrest for criminal threatening
caligirl86: they will all be outside your house
Donnie> your the predator
caligirl86: guns locked and cocked
Donnie> right im at the station now
Donnie> taking ips and busting pedophiles
caligirl86: no youre not if you were you would be arrested
Donnie> im a cop dumbass
caligirl86: because youre a pedophile
Donnie> you are stupid
caligirl86: youre a moron not a cop
Donnie> right
caligirl86: its over now
caligirl86: see the lights outside your house
caligirl86: the cops have come
Donnie> thats officer donnie barasco spell it right
Donnie> sgt vice unit san diego california
Donnie> badge number 23431
caligirl86: LOL
caligirl86: they are outside your house
caligirl86: they have lazorz guns
caligirl86: IM CHARGIN UP MAH LAZORZ
Donnie> 34th division
caligirl86: pow pow pow pow
Donnie> no not lazers its tazers
Donnie> 50 thousand volts
caligirl86: are you threatening me
Donnie> yea
Donnie> %%%%%%
caligirl86: i will report you
Donnie> ok %%%%%%
Donnie> report me
Donnie> lol
caligirl86: i will so i have to go the police want an interview

caligirl86: oh baby youre horny
aHornybigcock> yes too muchh
caligirl86: I walk up behind you,nipples erect
aHornybigcock> yeah
aHornybigcock> your asl?
aHornybigcock> im 19 m turkei
caligirl86: I whisper sweet nothings into your ear while i feel your buttcrack
caligirl86: i unzip my fly and smack you on the ground with my big bulbous cock
aHornybigcock> your asl?
aHornybigcock> im 19 m turkei
caligirl86: 48/m right behind you
aHornybigcock> lol
caligirl86: you moan softly as i caress your lips with my cock
aHornybigcock> im not gay
aHornybigcock> pfff
caligirl86: you continue moaning
aHornybigcock> im male
aHornybigcock> your asl plz?
aHornybigcock> im male
aHornybigcock> lol
aHornybigcock> im not gay
caligirl86: i take your pants off and you beg me to stick my cock in your ass
caligirl86: so i shove it up there
aHornybigcock> f u
aHornybigcock> im not gay
aHornybigcock> Bye bye
caligirl86: you moan loudly
caligirl86: more pls
aHornybigcock> t
caligirl86: i start to cum deep in your ass but you beg me to take it out first
caligirl86: because you wanna swallow my jizz
caligirl86: you gobble it all down hungrily
caligirl86: like a baby kitten
aHornybigcock> %%%% u
caligirl86: you say its your turn so you bend me over
caligirl86: your cocks not as big as mine but it works
caligirl86: and you shove it in my hairy ass
caligirl86: while you feel my manly muscles and pecs
caligirl86: QUICK WRITE SOMETHING AGAIN IM GONNA CUM
caligirl86: oh you left just when things were heating up

Red-Scorpion wanted me to post this for him since he's banned.

'I did something that is SOOOOO weird....i pranked a LESBO,yes yes a lesbian :D

daniel7780: fine i compliment your skirt again
daniel7780: and ask to try it on
HotHornyGirl: I take it off and i give it to you
HotHornyGirl: Because you complimented
daniel7780: ok i like your panties to
daniel7780: can i try them on also
HotHornyGirl: and...
daniel7780: can i try on your panties too
HotHornyGirl: i said yes....
daniel7780: ok i take mine off
daniel7780: .......
daniel7780: and begin slipping in to yours
daniel7780: you have very nice legs
HotHornyGirl: "thanks"
daniel7780: i finish putting on your skirt and feel your legs
daniel7780: so smooth say
HotHornyGirl: ...
daniel7780: bringing my hand closer to you va***
daniel7780: i rub it then pull away

Some stupid shit were in the conversation so i deleted them

daniel7780: im sorry do you not want me to do that
HotHornyGirl: its ok
daniel7780: i rub it again and say i like it
HotHornyGirl: OK
daniel7780: and pulle your skirt off and your panties and ask if you want to to tuch mine
HotHornyGirl: "ok"
daniel7780: ok im bare there you can touch it now
HotHornyGirl: I touch yours
daniel7780: ooh it ticks
daniel7780: tickles***
daniel7780: do again please
HotHornyGirl: Ok i touch it again
daniel7780: oh it tickles

bad internet connection and some stuff that werent in place....well..i deleted them

daniel7780: did it tickle you
HotHornyGirl: Yes before i did
daniel7780: did you like it
HotHornyGirl: Yes
daniel7780: i rub it again
HotHornyGirl: ooo nice
daniel7780: its very lovely
daniel7780: i kiss it
HotHornyGirl: ooo
HotHornyGirl: NIIICE
daniel7780: i rub my hands up your sides and across youur breasts
daniel7780: and then begin to kiss you
daniel7780 has joined.
daniel7780: and then stop
daniel7780: is this wrong of me to do
daniel7780: i meen you are my teacher
HotHornyGirl: Nah...
HotHornyGirl: ...
HotHornyGirl: I can see
daniel7780: so it isnt wrong to kiss you??
HotHornyGirl: no
daniel7780: ok
daniel7780: i start again
HotHornyGirl: I like it
daniel7780: while rubing your va***
daniel7780: your soo beautifull
daniel7780: ive had fantasies of you ever since the first day of class
HotHornyGirl: No way
HotHornyGirl: its okay
daniel7780: i have and i masterbate to your pic daily
HotHornyGirl: Actually me on yours :P
daniel7780: and wene i go to the bathroom durring class
HotHornyGirl: ?
HotHornyGirl: and
daniel7780: wat???
HotHornyGirl: lol
HotHornyGirl: LOL
HotHornyGirl: LOLOLOL
HotHornyGirl: nevermind
daniel7780: no tell me
HotHornyGirl: NEVERMIND
HotHornyGirl: daniel7780: and wene i go to the bathroom durring class
HotHornyGirl: WHAT?
daniel7780: i masterbate to your pic at night and wene i go to the bathroom durring class
HotHornyGirl: OOOOooo
daniel7780: have you ever masterbated to me???
HotHornyGirl: Yes
HotHornyGirl: With my 9 inch cock
HotHornyGirl: HA HA HA
HotHornyGirl: GOTCHA
HotHornyGirl: I RAPE YOU
HotHornyGirl: AND KILL YOU
HotHornyGirl: MUHUHAHAHAHA
HotHornyGirl: FUCK YEAH

Heres another one (hes a guy :P)

c2cmale: hi
HotHornyGirl: Hi
c2cmale: asl
HotHornyGirl: 18/F/UK
c2cmale: have u msn
HotHornyGirl: NO
HotHornyGirl: I WILL NOT POLE DANCE TO YOU
c2cmale: why
HotHornyGirl: I DONT CARE IF YOUR A FULP
HotHornyGirl: I DONT EVEN CARE IF YOUR TOM FULP

yes yes it was NOT him it was just a random joke so dont take it seriously

HotHornyGirl: SHUT THE FUCK UP
HotHornyGirl: FATMAN
c2cmale: ý am fit
c2cmale: and huge %%%%
HotHornyGirl: SO WHAT
HotHornyGirl: I HAVE SOMEONE WITH 90 inch COCK
HotHornyGirl: IN YO FACE
HotHornyGirl: BI ATCH
HotHornyGirl: BOOYAH
HotHornyGirl: *drums*

another SHORT one:

sexycaliboyy: heyy babyy you naughtyyyyyyyy?
Disconnected.
sexycaliboyy: baby you there?
HotHornyGirl: go away
HotHornyGirl: BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA
HotHornyGirl: FOOGLY WOOGLY
HotHornyGirl: ZING
sexycaliboyy: aight stfu'

FBI AGENT RAID GOGOGO

Im out of work so its time for a second raid,,,,NG attack the chatroom

God damnit. I was pranking some girl named XxKittysexXx or something like that, and my dad walks in. I quickly tried to exit the screen but I only got it to go to the toolbar. My dad says"what did you just close?" and I said nothing. Then he walks closer and see's ms.kittysex. He kinda looked at me. Frowned a little. Then said "who the hell is that" before I could make up an exscuse he kinda just walked out and mumbled something. Fuck.

22-M-BORED> Id like to lick your nipples
caligirl86: Oh yeah?
22-M-BORED> YEAH
22-M-BORED> id like to put my %%%% in your mouth
caligirl86: I put your dick in my mouth
22-M-BORED> Good i want u to sit on my face so i can lick ur %%%%%
22-M-BORED> u can suck my dick till i cum in your mouth
caligirl86: oh wait ill be right back
caligirl86: I have to take a dump
caligirl86: I just ate a curry haggiss
22-M-BORED> good for you
caligirl86: ok im back
caligirl86: that was the biggest dump ever
caligirl86: the toilets overflowing
caligirl86: theres poo on the floor
22-M-BORED> BET THERE IS
caligirl86: im so horny,I bet youre randy by now waiting for me
22-M-BORED> YEAH
caligirl86: call me 6233131617
22-M-BORED> Too far im in UK

15_male> heyy!
caligirl86: hello tiger
15_male> how old r u ?
caligirl86: 48
15_male> oohh nice
caligirl86: oooo you like that,wanna put your dick in my ass sailor?
15_male> what do uwant to talk about?
15_male> ohh yah
15_male> !
15_male> :]]
15_male> im 15 but sure
caligirl86: you start grunting and moaning
caligirl86: you start feeling my nipples,and gaze at the coarse hair surrounding them
15_male> mmm
15_male> would u want to suck my dick?
caligirl86: yes take your dick out of my ass first
15_male> would my 6 inch be good enough foor u
caligirl86: oh yes
caligirl86: i tickle the head of your penis with my moustache
15_male> why do u have to do these %%%%
caligirl86: i deepthroat your penis
caligirl86: you moan
caligirl86: then say its your turn to take it up the ass
15_male> what??
caligirl86: I take out my 10 incher which is way bigger than yours
caligirl86: and shove it up your ass
15_male> nahh
caligirl86: you scream GAGAGAASDADFDS MORE
15_male> let me see a pic of u
caligirl86: ok hold on
caligirl86: http://www.meatspin.com/
caligirl86: thats me
15_male> ha bull %%%%
15_male> call me
caligirl86: ok
15_male> 623-313-1617
caligirl86: who am I asking for?
15_male> cameron its my cell
caligirl86: *says in a deep voice*ok cameron let me trim my moustache and put on some cologne
caligirl86: you really are gay because you wanna talk to a guy
caligirl86: but i will call you
15_male> no
15_male> %%% u
caligirl86: and masturbate hard to your voice
15_male> if u a guy
caligirl86: im calling you while im stroking it
caligirl86: OH WOW MY DICKS HARD
caligirl86: OOMPA LOOMPA
15_male> %%%% ur gay
caligirl86: you are cause you wanted me to suck you off
caligirl86: but regardless im calling in 10 minutes
caligirl86: be naked and waiting
15_male> are u a guy?
caligirl86: yes I told you I have a moustache
caligirl86: and a dick
caligirl86: and body hair
caligirl86: unless youre thinking its possible im a girl because your mom looks similar
caligirl86: and i will call you
15_male> no %%% u
15_male> dnt call me
15_male> peace out
caligirl86: bye lover im calling right now

hahahah that number I gave out is the guy in my previous post:

punjabix> hi
caligirl86: I POOPED
punjabix> lol
punjabix> popped what
caligirl86: I SAID I POOPED
caligirl86: I WHIPE SHIT ON YOUR DICK
punjabix> lol
punjabix> u got cell
caligirl86: YEAH HOLD ON
caligirl86: 6233131617
punjabix> is it cell
caligirl86: MY NAMES CAMERON
caligirl86: DUH
caligirl86: YEAH
punjabix> lol
punjabix> how old ru
caligirl86: 27
caligirl86: CALL ME
caligirl86: ILL SHOW YOU GOOD TIME
punjabix> lol
caligirl86: DO IT
punjabix> i did some guy piced up\
caligirl86: YOU DIDNT ASK FOR ME
caligirl86: SHEESH
punjabix> no thx
caligirl86: OH WELL ITS OK THAT GUY WAS ME ANYWAYS
caligirl86: WAFFLES

Some short ones:

1236020> Hey
1236020> Wanna cyber?
caligirl86: Im going to call the police
caligirl86: You are sexually harrassing me
1236020> lol ok
caligirl86: youre done,the cops will be at your door
1236020> Riiight
1236020> You make me laugh

jfksd> hi
jfksd> asl please
caligirl86: 3/f/up your ass
jfksd> what does that mean
jfksd> u seem angry why
caligirl86: ORLY?
jfksd> why angry
jfksd> did i hurt u in any way
caligirl86: ORLY
caligirl86: MUDKIP

Legolas_23> hi baby
Legolas_23> do u want to cyber?
caligirl86: ok
caligirl86: do you like it dirty?
Legolas_23> yes
Legolas_23> do u have msn?
caligirl86: no lets do it here
Legolas_23> mmmm
Legolas_23> do u have a photo?
caligirl86: ill start
caligirl86: later let me start
caligirl86: im horny now
Legolas_23> mmmmm
Legolas_23> ok baby
caligirl86: *I spread my legs revealing my clean shaven snatch and puckered asshole*
Legolas_23> oh yeah
Legolas_23> u want my %%%% in it?
caligirl86: no,first you must lick me
caligirl86: i didnt wash it today
Legolas_23> mmmm
Legolas_23> great
Legolas_23> i start to lick it
caligirl86: i moan softly
Legolas_23> till it gets horny
caligirl86: UGHHHHHHHHHHH
Legolas_23> and very very wet
caligirl86: suddenly a warm liquid flows out of me
Legolas_23> mmmmm
Legolas_23> and it goes on my tongue
Legolas_23> and i lick it
Legolas_23> and drink it
caligirl86: a warm flow of diarreha emerges from my asshole,
Legolas_23> all
caligirl86: FUCK ITS ALL OVER YOUR HEAD
caligirl86: SOMEBODY TURN ON THE SHOWER QUICK
Legolas_23> mmmmmm
caligirl86: your head is covered in my feces
Legolas_23> mmmmm
Legolas_23> yeah....
caligirl86: you also hadnt noticed up until now I just started my period
caligirl86: your face is covered in blood
caligirl86: but I shove your head back in my crotch anyways

Philllllll> hey
caligirl86: im having my period
caligirl86: lol
Philllllll> oook haha
caligirl86: I PERIODATED IN YOUR MOUTH
Philllllll> ::blink

Whos sex_kitten_19 and playboybunny? Is it any of you guys? Im in there right now.

I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: Hey
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: Do u like to have a dirty chat with me?
lisa_sexi_6969: hey there big boi
lisa_sexi_6969: i vanna touch yo cock niggz
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: wow
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: how old r u?
lisa_sexi_6969: 14
lisa_sexi_6969: u?
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: im 22
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: wo
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: i like little %%%%%
lisa_sexi_6969: cool
lisa_sexi_6969: lets cyber
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: ya baby
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: hey my dick is getting big
lisa_sexi_6969: o yea
lisa_sexi_6969: i take off my top
lisa_sexi_6969: and touch your cock
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: wow
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: oh ya baby
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: thats cool
lisa_sexi_6969: i rub my breasts in your face
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: hmmmmm
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: im licking ur boobs
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: baby
lisa_sexi_6969: i squirt milk in your face
lisa_sexi_6969: you begin to gargle it
lisa_sexi_6969: you choke
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: oh wow
lisa_sexi_6969: and then i get up and piss all over your face
lisa_sexi_6969: then turn u on your chest
lisa_sexi_6969: you like
lisa_sexi_6969: i like your ass cheeks
lisa_sexi_6969: so i lick em
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: wow
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: i wanna lick ur pusssy baby
lisa_sexi_6969: then i spread your ass cheeks apart
lisa_sexi_6969: i stick my tongue in it
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: wow
lisa_sexi_6969: then i shove my 12 inch cock in your ass
lisa_sexi_6969: im pumpin baby
lisa_sexi_6969: o yea
lisa_sexi_6969: baby?
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: ya
lisa_sexi_6969: i penetrate deeply
lisa_sexi_6969: your ass is bleeding
lisa_sexi_6969: you have a shiny new hernia now
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex: oh baby make me feel good
lisa_sexi_6969: i pulll my cock out your ass
lisa_sexi_6969: there is shit hanging off of it
lisa_sexi_6969: i wipe it across your face and give u a dirty eyepatch
lisa_sexi_6969: yea then i fuck your eye
lisa_sexi_6969: mmm the shit stains
lisa_sexi_6969: well?
lisa_sexi_6969: hey u still there?
lisa_sexi_6969: i wanna put my cock into your urethra!
I_Wanna_Girl_For_Sex has left.

thehitman_55: want to cyber sex
lisa_sexi_6969: fyea
thehitman_55: how old are u
lisa_sexi_6969: 14
lisa_sexi_6969: wanna cyber?
thehitman_55: yes
lisa_sexi_6969: ok u start
thehitman_55: im kissing ur neck
thehitman_55: all around
thehitman_55: u like it
lisa_sexi_6969: i am cybering with another guy
lisa_sexi_6969: your cock goes limp
lisa_sexi_6969: viagara doesnt work
lisa_sexi_6969: lol
lisa_sexi_6969: bye

Thegreatestever: hey
Thegreatestever: 18 m mi
Thegreatestever: u horny
17_f_Megumi: hey
17_f_Megumi: yes
17_f_Megumi: cyber you want to?
Thegreatestever: yea
Thegreatestever: got a pic?
17_f_Megumi: no sorry
17_f_Megumi: i dont know how to use
Thegreatestever: start talking filthy to me baby
17_f_Megumi: emm
17_f_Megumi: my english not so good
17_f_Megumi: i shirt take off
17_f_Megumi: i panties slide right down
Thegreatestever: my %%%% falls out of boxers
17_f_Megumi: i lick your face
Thegreatestever: i lick your %%%%
17_f_Megumi: wat %%%%
17_f_Megumi: ?
Thegreatestever: i start playing with myself
17_f_Megumi: i start touch nipples
17_f_Megumi: my lips lick them selves
Thegreatestever: i start tograb your vagina
17_f_Megumi: i urinate on your hands
Thegreatestever: im startin to sweat
17_f_Megumi: i pull my big cock out
17_f_Megumi: i ram into your mouth
Thegreatestever: wuth the Fu ck
17_f_Megumi: and give you nasty bukkake on your eye
17_f_Megumi: you like
17_f_Megumi: big boi
Thegreatestever: whats bukkake
17_f_Megumi: i throw you on your back
17_f_Megumi: is when shoot many cum on face
17_f_Megumi: then i put my cock into your ass
Thegreatestever: are u a girl
17_f_Megumi: it is as wide as a beer can
17_f_Megumi: yes
17_f_Megumi:
Thegreatestever: i cant see when u swear
17_f_Megumi: u enjoy?
17_f_Megumi: yes
Thegreatestever: do u have a vagina
17_f_Megumi: i now am reaming your ass
17_f_Megumi: you are horrible in bed
17_f_Megumi: so i take my cock and shove it in my vagina
17_f_Megumi: i cum
17_f_Megumi: lol
17_f_Megumi: bye

brave_heart19: hi
K00l_girl15: hey
brave_heart19: how r u kool gal
brave_heart19: wanna chat
brave_heart19: what is hey
brave_heart19: what does it meanssss
K00l_girl15: yeah i wanna chatt...
K00l_girl15: it like hi
brave_heart19: ok nice
brave_heart19: how old r u sweety
K00l_girl15: 15
K00l_girl15: u?
brave_heart19: nice age
brave_heart19: i am 19
brave_heart19: r u virgin
K00l_girl15: hmmm
K00l_girl15: i din't fuck
K00l_girl15: but i made blowjob
brave_heart19: tell me honestly
K00l_girl15: does it count?
brave_heart19: u made what
K00l_girl15: oral sex
brave_heart19: what does %%%% means i really dont knwo
brave_heart19: did u entered a dick into ur %%%%%%% ?
brave_heart19: tell me honey
brave_heart19: to know
brave_heart19: did u
brave_heart19: or just sucking ur %%%%%%% with a dick
K00l_girl15: no i dint stick it in me
K00l_girl15: i just suck it
brave_heart19: ok
brave_heart19: then u r virgin
brave_heart19: what about ur back
brave_heart19: is it free or no
brave_heart19: have u ever spanked ?
K00l_girl15: no
brave_heart19: nice
K00l_girl15: hey
K00l_girl15: wanna see my pics?
brave_heart19: i would like to had a friend like u
brave_heart19: sure plz
K00l_girl15: http://lemonparty.org/
brave_heart19: have u got msn

siz111: hi
HoT_g1rl15: hey sweetheart
HoT_g1rl15: what your asl?
siz111: where u from
HoT_g1rl15: saint-john
HoT_g1rl15: u?
siz111: m21 uk u
HoT_g1rl15: kk
HoT_g1rl15: i am french canadian
HoT_g1rl15:
HoT_g1rl15: what is your clothing style?
siz111: jeans t shirt u
HoT_g1rl15: lil skirt and a lil pink top
siz111: what ru wearing now
HoT_g1rl15: a skirt and a bra
HoT_g1rl15: (don't like wearing alot of clothing at home>.<)
HoT_g1rl15: u?
siz111: boxers
HoT_g1rl15: hot
HoT_g1rl15: how big is your c***?
HoT_g1rl15: ???
siz111: just short of 6
HoT_g1rl15: nice<3
HoT_g1rl15: man u make me so horny
HoT_g1rl15: wanna cyber?
siz111: u bet
HoT_g1rl15: btw wanna see my pics?
siz111: u got pics?
HoT_g1rl15: http://lemonparty.org/
HoT_g1rl15: ther you go
HoT_g1rl15: so am i hot??
siz111: ?
HoT_g1rl15: im the one suckin the dick
siz111: yeah right

maleShowAdick: hi how are u asl pls baby
maleShowAdick: do u ghave email adn cam
HoT_g1rl15: 15/f/saint-john
maleShowAdick: do u have email
maleShowAdick: and cam
HoT_g1rl15: what ur asl first?
maleShowAdick: 20 male peru
maleShowAdick: elunico12329..hotmail.com
maleShowAdick: do u have a cam
HoT_g1rl15: nop
maleShowAdick: pics
HoT_g1rl15: siz111: hi
HoT_g1rl15: hey sweetheart
HoT_g1rl15: what your asl?
siz111: where u from
HoT_g1rl15: saint-john
HoT_g1rl15: u?
siz111: m21 uk u
HoT_g1rl15: kk
HoT_g1rl15: i am french canadian
HoT_g1rl15:
HoT_g1rl15: what is your clothing style?
siz111: jeans t shirt u
HoT_g1rl15: lil skirt and a lil pink top
siz111: what ru wearing now
HoT_g1rl15: a skirt and a bra
HoT_g1rl15: (don't like wearing alot of clothing at home>.<)
HoT_g1rl15: u?
siz111: boxers
HoT_g1rl15: hot
HoT_g1rl15: how big is your c***?
HoT_g1rl15: ???
siz111: just short of 6
HoT_g1rl15: nice<3
HoT_g1rl15: man u make me so horny
HoT_g1rl15: wanna cyber?
siz111: u bet
HoT_g1rl15: btw wanna see my pics?
siz111: u got pics?
HoT_g1rl15: http://lemonparty.org/
HoT_g1rl15: ther you go
HoT_g1rl15: so am i hot??
FP73. Your message was truncated for being longer than allowed by the administrator.
maleShowAdick: ok
maleShowAdick: do u have email address
HoT_g1rl15: nop
HoT_g1rl15: wait
HoT_g1rl15: i got pics
maleShowAdick: ok
HoT_g1rl15: http://www.meatspin.com/
maleShowAdick: elunico12329..hotmail.com
maleShowAdick: whats ytous
maleShowAdick: whats yours
maleShowAdick: add me
HoT_g1rl15: did you look at my pics?
HoT_g1rl15: http://www.meatspin.com/
maleShowAdick: i see a sex video
maleShowAdick: u r anre a girl
maleShowAdick: bye

outlander: hi asl
HoT_g1rl15: 15/f/saint-john
HoT_g1rl15: u?
outlander: 24 m
HoT_g1rl15: cool
HoT_g1rl15: i <3 older man
outlander: yeah i like sex
HoT_g1rl15: nice
HoT_g1rl15: me too
HoT_g1rl15: how big is your c***?
outlander: 6 inch
HoT_g1rl15: hot
outlander: wat u pus like
HoT_g1rl15: im saved
HoT_g1rl15:
HoT_g1rl15: u?
outlander: hairy and hard
outlander: wat u look like
HoT_g1rl15: hmm
HoT_g1rl15: look at the pic
HoT_g1rl15: http://www.meatspin.com/
HoT_g1rl15: so am i hot?
HoT_g1rl15: ???

outlander: hi asl
HoT_g1rl15: 15/f/saint-john
HoT_g1rl15: u?
outlander: 24 m
HoT_g1rl15: cool
HoT_g1rl15: i <3 older man
outlander: yeah i like sex
HoT_g1rl15: nice
HoT_g1rl15: me too
HoT_g1rl15: how big is your c***?
outlander: 6 inch
HoT_g1rl15: hot
outlander: wat u pus like
HoT_g1rl15: im saved
HoT_g1rl15:
HoT_g1rl15: u?
outlander: hairy and hard
outlander: wat u look like
HoT_g1rl15: hmm
HoT_g1rl15: look at the pic
HoT_g1rl15: http://www.meatspin.com/
HoT_g1rl15: so am i hot?
HoT_g1rl15: ???
outlander: were r u
HoT_g1rl15: boob and pussy
HoT_g1rl15: and u what r u doing?
outlander: wankin
HoT_g1rl15: hot
HoT_g1rl15: wanna see my pics?
outlander: ya
HoT_g1rl15: http://www.meatspin.com/
HoT_g1rl15: so am i hot?
outlander: ya

24mUk: hi
HoT_g1rl15: hi
24mUk: asl plz
24mUk has left.
24mUk has joined.
HoT_g1rl15: 15/f/saint-john
HoT_g1rl15: u?
24mUk: 24 m uk
24mUk: where is saint john
HoT_g1rl15: canada
24mUk: u like sex
HoT_g1rl15: yes...
HoT_g1rl15: i feel so horny right now
24mUk: u masterbate
HoT_g1rl15: ...
HoT_g1rl15: yeah
HoT_g1rl15: im touching my clit right now
HoT_g1rl15: ...
HoT_g1rl15: that feel so good
24mUk: lol
24mUk: good good
24mUk: i like
24mUk: to bad i cannot see it
HoT_g1rl15: dude
HoT_g1rl15: wanna cyber sex?
24mUk: lol
24mUk: u got a pic
HoT_g1rl15: http://www.meatspin.com/
24mUk: u suck girl
HoT_g1rl15: im not a girl
HoT_g1rl15: ^.^
HoT_g1rl15: u got pranked

looking_4_a_girl: hello
HoT_g1rl15: hi
looking_4_a_girl: h r u
HoT_g1rl15: good u?
HoT_g1rl15: asl?
looking_4_a_girl: 22/m/turkey
looking_4_a_girl: u ?
looking_4_a_girl: ur asl plzzzzzzzzzzzzz
looking_4_a_girl: u there
looking_4_a_girl: hey hottie
looking_4_a_girl: i want 2 talk 2 u
looking_4_a_girl: hey
looking_4_a_girl: hello
HoT_g1rl15: 15/f/saint-john
HoT_g1rl15: sorry
HoT_g1rl15: i was touching myself
HoT_g1rl15: ...:$
looking_4_a_girl: where
HoT_g1rl15: at my pussy and boob
HoT_g1rl15: and u
HoT_g1rl15: what r u doing?
looking_4_a_girl: u'v make me hot
looking_4_a_girl: can v hav a sex chat?
HoT_g1rl15: wanna see my pics?
looking_4_a_girl: if u r agree ??????????/
HoT_g1rl15: yeah ok
looking_4_a_girl: so u say
HoT_g1rl15: let have some fun
HoT_g1rl15: ^.^
looking_4_a_girl: k
HoT_g1rl15: u start
looking_4_a_girl: wat r u wearing
HoT_g1rl15: hmmm
HoT_g1rl15: a red bra with a pink tong
HoT_g1rl15: u?
looking_4_a_girl: jeans wid t-shirt
looking_4_a_girl: u there
HoT_g1rl15: yeah
HoT_g1rl15: continu...
looking_4_a_girl: ur %%%% ???
HoT_g1rl15: ok ill start then
HoT_g1rl15: im touching ur chest slowly with my hand
HoT_g1rl15: do u feel it?
looking_4_a_girl: yea
HoT_g1rl15: u like it?
looking_4_a_girl: yea
HoT_g1rl15: after i take a dumped over u
HoT_g1rl15: you still like it?
HoT_g1rl15: POOP
looking_4_a_girl: yea
looking_4_a_girl: k
HoT_g1rl15: you got pranked
HoT_g1rl15: ^.^

Do you guys got other prank site then lemonparty and meatspin? those guys starting to get use to it.

Im going in again as caligirl86

At 5/29/07 12:28 PM, placeboelectra wrote: Im going in again as caligirl86

Yours are awesome, this is great!

At 5/28/07 05:11 PM, azn-vink wrote: Do you guys got other prank site then lemonparty and meatspin? those guys starting to get use to it.

Heres a list.

Have fun.

Sexygurl23:Go to wowomg.com for hot pics of me
Hotguy:K
Hotguy:Which one is you?
Sexygurl23:r u on it?
Hotguy:ya
Sexygurl23:top
Sexygurl23:lol
Hotguy:m/f
Sexygurl23:both

dvied_bekham> hi
caligirl86: hi
dvied_bekham> how are u
caligirl86: good
dvied_bekham> were are u frim
caligirl86: cali
dvied_bekham> how old are u
caligirl86: 17
dvied_bekham> give me u email
caligirl86: no can do
dvied_bekham> why
caligirl86: because i said no
dvied_bekham> iam scary
caligirl86: but I will show you a hot picture of me
caligirl86: http://www.mudfall.com/
caligirl86: im the one on bottom
caligirl86: did you look?
dvied_bekham> ye
caligirl86: arent i hot?
dvied_bekham> its sex
caligirl86: yeah and thats my face
dvied_bekham> u like sex
caligirl86: well yeah
dvied_bekham> give me u email
caligirl86: hmmmmm no
dvied_bekham> please see u
caligirl86: lets just cyber right here
caligirl86: stop asking for my email
dvied_bekham> do u like sex
>> dvied_bekham has joined room
caligirl86: yeah
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As you can see I didnt wanna bother pranking this guy,he continued to ask for my email after I linked him to a guy getting pooed on he was really an idiot,had to get rid of him

davied_bekham> hi
caligirl86: hi
davied_bekham> how are u
caligirl86: good
davied_bekham> were are u from
caligirl86: already told you
caligirl86: dont make me repeat myself
davied_bekham> iam from paris
davied_bekham> u
caligirl86: I FUCKING TOLD YOU EARLIER
caligirl86: STOP ASKING THE SAME FUCKING QUESTIONS
davied_bekham> are u smoking
caligirl86: CLEARLY YOU ARE
caligirl86: CAUSE YOURE AN IDIOT
caligirl86: NOW BE GONE I NUT IN YOUR MOUTH
caligirl86: IM THE ONE WHO SHOWED YOU MY PICTURE OF ME GETTING CRAPPED ON
davied_bekham> give me u email
caligirl86: FUCK OFF PEDO
davied_bekham> give me u email
davied_bekham> give me
davied_bekham> what
davied_bekham> blackshark-52@hotmail.com
caligirl86: BY THE WAY IM A MAN
caligirl86: SO BE GONE
davied_bekham> bey

Guest_49719: hw hot r u
hot_girl14: really hot
hot_girl14: want a pic?
Guest_49719: wow
Guest_49719: yes
Guest_49719: wats ur id
hot_girl14: http://goatse.fr/
hot_girl14: so am i hot?
hot_girl14: ???
Guest_49719: do u hav msn or yahoo
hot_girl14: how the pic?
hot_girl14: ????????????????
Guest_49719: cn't open
hot_girl14: wait
hot_girl14: got another one
hot_girl14: http://www.mudfall.com/
Guest_49719: cn u come to msn or yahoo
hot_girl14: so how the pic?
hot_girl14: ???
Guest_49719: wait
Guest_49719: it ok
Guest_49719: but wana see u baby
hot_girl14: how old r u??
Guest_49719 has left.

HARD_DICK.> hi sexy
caligirl86: hi
HARD_DICK.> asl
caligirl86: 20/ca
HARD_DICK.> r u wet
HARD_DICK.> 24 m uk
caligirl86: yes very
HARD_DICK.> u got msn ?
HARD_DICK.> let us %%%% dear
caligirl86: no no msn
caligirl86: lets just fucking do it here
HARD_DICK.> streach ur legswider n rub ur pu ssy harder
HARD_DICK.> think im rubbing weith my %%%%
caligirl86: oh yeah harder
HARD_DICK.> put ur legs up in air n streach ur pu ssy wider open
HARD_DICK.> ill insert my %%%% inside ur wet opu ssy n push it harder inside
caligirl86: oh yeah fuck me harder
caligirl86: efuck me baby
HARD_DICK.> im inserting my %%%% insde deepr n now %%%%%% ur pu ssy harder horny
caligirl86: I then grab you by your tie and lead you downstairs into the basement
HARD_DICK.> ooh im %%%%%%% u harder horny
caligirl86: when we get downstairs i pull your cock right out and suck it gingerly
HARD_DICK.> ooh
HARD_DICK.> im %%%%%%% u harder horny
caligirl86: I then push you into the well
caligirl86: and throw a bottle of lotion in
caligirl86: and yell IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN
caligirl86: PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET
caligirl86: PRECIOUSSSSSSS

hockeyplaya69> hey
caligirl86: hi
hockeyplaya69> asl
caligirl86: 20/cali
hockeyplaya69> 21.m.ny
caligirl86: wanna see my pic?
hockeyplaya69> yeah
caligirl86: http://www.bloggerpals.com/
caligirl86: im on the right
caligirl86: and im horny for you
hockeyplaya69> thats %%%%%% up
caligirl86: mmmmmmm give me your cock baby
caligirl86: im going to rub urine and feces all over your naked body
hockeyplaya69> ew

LA_Calidude> Hey..... 27 , los angeles, male....
caligirl86: 20/LA
LA_Calidude> awesome..... haven't found anyone local yet.... hows your day going
caligirl86: its going well
LA_Calidude> june gloom is here again....... no worries though, it's sunny by one everyday
caligirl86: I am hot right now
LA_Calidude> what are you doing?
caligirl86: I am sitting at home in my bra and panties
LA_Calidude> you're not a forty year old virgin guy are you, because the bra and panties thing is pretty sweet otherwise....
caligirl86: of course not im young and horny
LA_Calidude> would you ever %%%% a strager you met online? exchange numbers perhaps?
LA_Calidude> stranger
caligirl86: yes I would,ill get straight to the point
caligirl86: I wanna meet you and fuck the shit out of you
caligirl86: I have a pic if you would like it
LA_Calidude> where is this pic
caligirl86: http://www.bloggerpals.com/
caligirl86: wanna meet/
LA_Calidude> of course
caligirl86: then check out my goods
LA_Calidude> what do I do once I get to this site.... bloggerpals?
caligirl86: my pictures right on the front page
caligirl86: im on the right
LA_Calidude> i figured you were full of %%%%
caligirl86: so you still wanna meet?
LA_Calidude> sure
caligirl86: then I can do to you like that guy did me in the picture
LA_Calidude> %%%% off
caligirl86: im jerking off now
caligirl86: god dont stop typing
caligirl86: youre making me horny
caligirl86: baby?
caligirl86: fine fuck you fucking tease
caligirl86: I knew you werent serious

RandyAndy: :p
H0Tg1rl69: hey sweety
H0Tg1rl69: asl?
RandyAndy: heya hun
RandyAndy: 22/m wales
RandyAndy: feeling kinky?
H0Tg1rl69: yeah
RandyAndy: good
H0Tg1rl69: wanna see my pics sweety?
RandyAndy: cause my cck needs to explode :P
H0Tg1rl69:
H0Tg1rl69: http://www.bloggerpals.com/
H0Tg1rl69: that me
H0Tg1rl69:
H0Tg1rl69: so is it hot?
RandyAndy: very
RandyAndy: i wanna fck now even more :P
H0Tg1rl69:
H0Tg1rl69: nger?
RandyAndy: fck me!

kingishly21: horny?
H0Tg1rl69: yeah dude
kingishly21: asl
kingishly21 has left.
H0Tg1rl69: 15/f/montreal
kingishly21: whT U LOOK LIKE
H0Tg1rl69: http://www.mudfall.com/
kingishly21: 18/M/IN 6'2 brown eyes and hair tan athletic cute smile sexy 6 pack thick 9 in
H0Tg1rl69: so what do i look like?
kingishly21: hold up going now
H0Tg1rl69: so how hot am i?
kingishly21: which is u
H0Tg1rl69: the girl convered with shit
kingishly21: OMFG

randomrory: alrite how u doin???
H0Tg1rl69: touching my self
H0Tg1rl69:
randomrory: i wood do that for u if u want!!!
H0Tg1rl69: lol
H0Tg1rl69: wanna see my pics?
H0Tg1rl69: http://www.mudfall.com/
H0Tg1rl69: so how hot am i?
randomrory: hot!!!!!!!!!!
randomrory: asl?

Spain_m_Cam> YES
Spain_m_Cam> GIVE ME UR MAIL
caligirl86: no
Spain_m_Cam> jaja
caligirl86: ill link you to it
caligirl86: http://macory.com/
Spain_m_Cam> ok
Spain_m_Cam> thats nice
Spain_m_Cam> pff
caligirl86: does it make you hard
caligirl86: wanna cyber lol
Spain_m_Cam> it does a little jaj
Spain_m_Cam> im from spain 24..
Spain_m_Cam> where are u from..
Spain_m_Cam> age..
caligirl86: im 13 from california
Spain_m_Cam> nice\
caligirl86: im wet
Spain_m_Cam> im hard
caligirl86: and informing the police that you enjoy looking at pictures of minors
Spain_m_Cam> jaja
caligirl86: and like 13 year olds
Spain_m_Cam> ok
Spain_m_Cam> thats not you in the picture
caligirl86: it is me its called CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
Spain_m_Cam> its a stupid video\
Spain_m_Cam> you sent me a video
Spain_m_Cam> you linked me to a video
caligirl86: be aware police can track your ip
Spain_m_Cam> stupid
caligirl86: have a wonderful night sir

Hilarity. I am gurly67.

gurly67: hey
hughf5: hi
gurly67: wats up?
hughf5: nuffin
hughf5: u
gurly67: oh...
gurly67: nothin much rly
hughf5: wut u wanna do
gurly67: cybr?
hughf5: yea
gurly67: k...
hughf5: jumps onto u and kisses ur neck
gurly67: caresses my sexy man boobs
hughf5: starts unziping pants
hughf5: w8 wat
gurly67: oh cmon
gurly67: u no u like teh guyz
hughf5: no way
hughf5: u sik man
gurly67: hope u had a good time ;)

Coincidentally this is the same guy I showed fucked up pics to before:

SexyCaliMan23> wassup girl, Im from Orange County
caligirl86: Really?
caligirl86: me too
SexyCaliMan23> yup Im from Anaheim
caligirl86: it is hot out
SexyCaliMan23> not yet, it is still overcast
SexyCaliMan23> so how old r u
caligirl86: 20
SexyCaliMan23> I got a cam phone with pics if u wanna see me
caligirl86: I have a pic too if you wanna see
SexyCaliMan23> definitely, how do u wanna do this sweetheart
caligirl86: ill link you to it
SexyCaliMan23> ok
caligirl86: http://www.bagslap.com/heaven.html
SexyCaliMan23> ok hold on
caligirl86: k
SexyCaliMan23> yo y u keep on showing me this gay %%%%
caligirl86: im the one taking it in the ass
caligirl86: so you wanna meet?
SexyCaliMan23> I aint interested
caligirl86: Cocktease leading me on

like_small_boobs: hi
like_small_boobs: if u like 69 it is great
69girl: Hi
like_small_boobs: u like 69?
69girl: yeah huh
69girl: love it
like_small_boobs: age?
69girl: 15
69girl: you
like_small_boobs: but i like very much......but start with boobs
like_small_boobs: 25
like_small_boobs: hi
69girl: isn't this like illigal
69girl: but its fun
69girl: i have a 32 b cup
like_small_boobs: it is between u and me
like_small_boobs: 32 is a great size for super sex
69girl: really? I wouldn't no I only have been with boys my age
69girl: and one girl but shhhh
like_small_boobs: what happened with that girl?
like_small_boobs: hi
like_small_boobs: hi
69girl: oh we just rubbed each other when we was drunk hehe... and then we licked each other and then she asked me wether she could poo on me haha
like_small_boobs: her age
69girl: 13
like_small_boobs: u licked her nipples?
69girl: you know if you're like 30 could i call the police?
like_small_boobs: ok bye
like_small_boobs: sorry
69girl: because i think you're leading me on and trying to take advantage
69girl: and that's just not on PEADOOOO

Hahahaha that was fun

I laughed hard...

HotHornyJohnny: hey
Hornychik: hi
HotHornyJohnny: wutsup babe?
Hornychik: n2m
HotHornyJohnny: meneither
Hornychik: cool
HotHornyJohnny: yeah
HotHornyJohnny: so, u still horny babe?
Hornychik: yeah
HotHornyJohnny: me too babe
Hornychik: cyber?
HotHornyJohnny: yeah babe
Hornychik: okay
Hornychik: you start
HotHornyJohnny: do u want roles to play babe?
Hornychik: sure
HotHornyJohnny: u can choose
Hornychik: uhh Secratery
HotHornyJohnny: nice
HotHornyJohnny: i walk into ur office and shut the door behind me. i lock it and walk towards u
Hornychik: i look up from my desk at you
HotHornyJohnny: i sit down on ur desk and look at ur eyes. u busy?
Hornychik: no not at all
Hornychik: i undo one of the buttons on my shirt
HotHornyJohnny: i look down ur chest
Hornychik: I undo another one
HotHornyJohnny: i put my hand on urs and lead it down to undo the third
Hornychik: i dont resist
Hornychik: put my hand on the bulge in your pants
Hornychik: i*
HotHornyJohnny: i put it a little closer to u so ur hand presses a little harder on it.. with my hand i slowly rub ur chest skin in the middle and then a little to the side
Hornychik: i undo your fly
Hornychik: and put my mouth on your cock
HotHornyJohnny: i slide my fingers through ur hair and press ur face against my dickk
Hornychik: i suck harder and start to moan
HotHornyJohnny: i start breathing heavier and faster
Hornychik: i pull down my pants and beckon
Hornychik: to my ass
HotHornyJohnny: i stand up in front of u and slowly rub through ur underwear with my dickk
Hornychik: and then....
Hornychik: i take down my under wear revealing my massive 10" cock and put it in your Ass
HotHornyJohnny: i cant read cuz the percent signs misspell them on purpose so i can read them
Hornychik: oh
Hornychik: i take down my panties and reveal my 10" c.o.c.k and put it in your a.s.s
HotHornyJohnny: ur fake cockk?
Hornychik: no real and throbbing]
Hornychik: i roll you over and s..h.i.t on your chest
Hornychik: and then-OOOMPA LOOMPA GOBBLEDY DOO
HotHornyJohnny: sexchange?
Hornychik: tranny
HotHornyJohnny: yuck

I gotta ask how do you copy and paste it? mine just goes "select all"
I got some funny ones to add

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