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antony1206: do u have pubic hair
Girl__Age_13: no
Girl__Age_13: I shave
Girl__Age_13: wanna cyber?
antony1206: at this age?
Girl__Age_13: yep
Girl__Age_13: Girls go through puberty at 8
antony1206: ya
antony1206: but hairs are too small to shave
Girl__Age_13: I shave everyday
Girl__Age_13: and pleasure myself
antony1206: probably u have hurt ur so soft labium
Girl__Age_13: with the razor, I stick it into my vagina and slowly cut the ends of the skins of my vagina
Girl__Age_13: they fall out
Girl__Age_13: and then it looks like I have a period when really there is a cut inside my vagina! LOL
antony1206: its not good
antony1206: i like too see ur vagina
Girl__Age_13: Just do one thing
Girl__Age_13: Answer this question
antony1206: it has probaly got bad shape
Girl__Age_13: WHAT IS A MAN?
antony1206: hairs at this age is nice to see
Girl__Age_13: WHAT IS A MAN?
antony1206: a man is a energetic sex of human who knows all secrets of women and only can give the heavenly pleasure to every women
Girl__Age_13: Like Uncle Phil?
antony1206: he comes close to
Girl__Age_13: Okay thanks
Girl__Age_13: bye

adam1412: WAT UP GIRL
Girl__Age_13: WAT UP
adam1412: ARE U HOT
Girl__Age_13: Yeys
Girl__Age_13: I am a cheerleader in my school
adam1412: ME TO
Girl__Age_13: Do you like KFC?
adam1412: WAT GRIED ARE U IN
Girl__Age_13: DO YOU LIKE KFC OR NOT?
adam1412: YES AND NO
Girl__Age_13: you racist
Girl__Age_13: bye

Someone come online

sweetforyourlove: hey hun.
CYBERGUY2663: hey sexy
CYBERGUY2663: Wanna cyber>
sweetforyourlove: yeah.
CYBERGUY2663: You want to start?
sweetforyourlove: you can.
CYBERGUY2663: Okay
CYBERGUY2663: where do you want it to take place?
sweetforyourlove: it doesnt matter.
sweetforyourlove: you pick.
CYBERGUY2663: Ok
CYBERGUY2663: In classroom
sweetforyourlove: okay. i like that.
CYBERGUY2663: You are the student
CYBERGUY2663: I am the teacher
sweetforyourlove: okay.
CYBERGUY2663: You are staying for detention
CYBERGUY2663: You slowly bend over the desk
CYBERGUY2663: and I lift your skirt up
CYBERGUY2663: I put my hands into your panties and feel your ass
CYBERGUY2663: you go
sweetforyourlove: oh baby
sweetforyourlove: well.. i slowly turn around and pull you closer to me realizing i need you.
CYBERGUY2663: I then- JESUS CHRIST A LION, GET IN THE CAR!

At 5/24/07 08:13 PM, Complete wrote: stuff

I laughed so hard I came

which one was you?

At 5/24/07 08:15 PM, AwesomeX wrote: At 5/24/07 08:13 PM, Complete wrote: stuff

I laughed so hard I came

which one was you?

CYBERGUY for the last one.

This is one of my most funniest ones ever. Not only was he a pedophile, but a idiot too. He actually thought Ontario was a city in the USA.

HEAD_HEAD_ED: hey
HEAD_HEAD_ED: wat 2 chat
HornyGirl2573: sure
HEAD_HEAD_ED: so r u really horny
HornyGirl2573: yes
HornyGirl2573: very
HEAD_HEAD_ED: nice
HEAD_HEAD_ED: were r u from
HornyGirl2573: USA
HornyGirl2573: you?
HEAD_HEAD_ED: wat city
HornyGirl2573: Ontario
HEAD_HEAD_ED: cooo
HornyGirl2573: Hold on
HornyGirl2573: let me take off my bra
HornyGirl2573: I am sweating in here
HEAD_HEAD_ED: coolll i wish i was there
HornyGirl2573: what school you from?
HornyGirl2573: I will tell you mine
HEAD_HEAD_ED: how old r u
HornyGirl2573: 17
HornyGirl2573: what school u from?
HornyGirl2573: I am from Ontario High
HEAD_HEAD_ED: cool i am `18 and out of school
HornyGirl2573: HOLY SHIT? ED? IS THAT YOU?
HornyGirl2573: WE WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER
HEAD_HEAD_ED: so watdo u do for fun
HornyGirl2573: What do you think?
HornyGirl2573: I like to play with my genitals 24/7
HEAD_HEAD_ED: ???????
HEAD_HEAD_ED: cool
HornyGirl2573: what do you do?
HEAD_HEAD_ED: go out at nights and race my car
HornyGirl2573: I like to get more vespene gas
HornyGirl2573: so I can build more structures
HEAD_HEAD_ED: okkk
HornyGirl2573: Did you know the police are searching for me?
HornyGirl2573: I shoved a 5 year old boy in my vagina
HEAD_HEAD_ED: why
HEAD_HEAD_ED: ??????
HEAD_HEAD_ED: wow
HornyGirl2573: He is still there
HornyGirl2573: his arm fell off
HornyGirl2573: and I crapped it through my vagina
HornyGirl2573: Lol he was my own son too
HornyGirl2573: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
HEAD_HEAD_ED: wow
HEAD_HEAD_ED: cool
HornyGirl2573: I know right?
HEAD_HEAD_ED: right
HornyGirl2573: Once I crapped out the boys heart
HornyGirl2573: I then scooped it from the toilet
HornyGirl2573: and put it in the freezer
HornyGirl2573: So if I ever get a heart attack, I will have one in reserve.
HornyGirl2573: Can you do me a favor?
HornyGirl2573: ARRRR like a pirate
HornyGirl2573: come on
HornyGirl2573: come on
HEAD_HEAD_ED: ya
HEAD_HEAD_ED: ya
HornyGirl2573: Wanna cyber?
HornyGirl2573: FINE
HornyGirl2573: you whore

At 5/24/07 09:16 PM, Complete wrote: This is one of my most funniest ones ever. Not only was he a pedophile, but a idiot too. He actually thought Ontario was a city in the USA.

Forgot to add these comments: He claimed he was out of highschool, I find it hard to believe he is 18 and doesn't know where Ontario is. He must of been a drop out.

sexy_boy_uk> dont leave me baby!
mistress_sara69: im right here
mistress_sara69: and I want to punish you
sexy_boy_uk> cool
sexy_boy_uk> i love 2 b punished
mistress_sara69: *cracks you in the face with a whip*take off your pants NOW
sexy_boy_uk> ive been 2 a strip club and am very horny 2 much coke!!!!
sexy_boy_uk> can i have your panties im the sexiest boy in england!!!!!
mistress_sara69: *cracks you with whip*BITCH TAKE THEM OFF NOW
sexy_boy_uk> thanx
mistress_sara69: do it now
sexy_boy_uk> can i lick your clit???????????????????????
mistress_sara69: *puts clothespins on your nipples*obey me bitch take off your pants
mistress_sara69: you are ruining my mood
sexy_boy_uk> oh ilike it baby
sexy_boy_uk> sorry
mistress_sara69: ok your pants are off now good
mistress_sara69: I take off my top exposing my full breasts
sexy_boy_uk> cool
mistress_sara69: now bark like a dog
sexy_boy_uk> woof!!!
mistress_sara69: AGAIN
sexy_boy_uk> can i bend u over ??
mistress_sara69: bark like a dog and youll be rewarded
sexy_boy_uk> woof wooof!!!!
mistress_sara69: good boy
sexy_boy_uk> u have got 2 get me hard!!!!!
mistress_sara69: I get on my hands and knees and lick just the tip of your flacid cock
sexy_boy_uk> im the sexiest boy in england!!!
sexy_boy_uk> get me hard!!!!
mistress_sara69: thats enough for now i have something for you
mistress_sara69: *hands you school girl uniform*put this on now
sexy_boy_uk> oh my!!!
sexy_boy_uk> do it 2 me baby!!
mistress_sara69: put it on if you want your cock sucked
sexy_boy_uk> im soooooooooo horny!!!!!!!!!!
mistress_sara69: I tie up your legs and ankles
mistress_sara69: and put the schoolgirl uniform on you
sexy_boy_uk> i can live with that!!!!!!!!
sexy_boy_uk> do u get wet wheb ur horny?????????
mistress_sara69: yeah
mistress_sara69: I flip you over and take your small penis into my mouth
mistress_sara69: sucking it hungrily,as if it were a babies penis
sexy_boy_uk> u know me 2 well!!!! lol
mistress_sara69: As I keep sucking I want you to go RACACACACA
sexy_boy_uk> i bet u like hard baby!!!
sexy_boy_uk> your getting me hard
mistress_sara69: say racacacaca
sexy_boy_uk> ra a cacaca
mistress_sara69: good boy
mistress_sara69: hands you a dog biscuit
mistress_sara69: now heres your real surprise
sexy_boy_uk> thanx!!!
mistress_sara69: I flip you over on your stomach
sexy_boy_uk> im waiting babay
mistress_sara69: and pull up my tight leather skirt
mistress_sara69: revealing that im a tranny,my 9inch cock still flacid
sexy_boy_uk> u r 2 hot
sexy_boy_uk> %%%%!!! lol
mistress_sara69: i shove it in your pooper
mistress_sara69: and moan,cuming repeatedly in your asshole
sexy_boy_uk> i thought u were a girl!!!
mistress_sara69: im a man
mistress_sara69: looks like i got cum all over your schoolgirl uniform
sexy_boy_uk> tease!
>> sexy_boy_uk has joined room

At 5/24/07 08:13 PM, Complete wrote: CYBERGUY2663: I then- JESUS CHRIST A LION, GET IN THE CAR
and some other things

a ha ha ha, these convos are hilarious, love it

can_i_f_u_c_k_u: hey horny girl sexy
1HORNYGIRL: hey
can_i_f_u_c_k_u: so do u what to have sex
1HORNYGIRL: sure
1HORNYGIRL: you wanna start?
can_i_f_u_c_k_u: yes wht do u whant to do frist
1HORNYGIRL: lets start with anal
can_i_f_u_c_k_u: can i put my big dick in your mouth my dick is 12
1HORNYGIRL: oh yeaa
1HORNYGIRL: Do me baby!
1HORNYGIRL: zzzzzzzz
can_i_f_u_c_k_u: do u think it can fit u there
1HORNYGIRL: Yeaaa
can_i_f_u_c_k_u: in your %%%%%
1HORNYGIRL: yes it can
1HORNYGIRL: Okay I will start
can_i_f_u_c_k_u: cool i whant to %%%% u hard
1HORNYGIRL: I slowly put my penis in your vagina
1HORNYGIRL: HOLY SHIT
1HORNYGIRL: I MEAN
1HORNYGIRL: YOUR PENIS
1HORNYGIRL: YOUR PENIS!
can_i_f_u_c_k_u has left.

Big Dick Mike is the funniest name I've ever heard. I'm trying this.

Jesus Christ I got like 10 IMs. This world is perverted and messed up. Jesus Christ.

Once again I strike again!

ctownboricua: asl
Sexychick1337: Hi
Sexychick1337: 16/f/uk
ctownboricua: wats good
ctownboricua: 17 m usa
Sexychick1337: Cool
ctownboricua: so wats up
Sexychick1337: Cyber... I'm really horny
ctownboricua: wat u wana talk bout
Sexychick1337: Sex
ctownboricua: wateva
Sexychick1337: y/n
ctownboricua: wat u wearin
Sexychick1337: A pink bra, some fuzzy undies.
ctownboricua: oh sexy
Sexychick1337: Yes
Sexychick1337: Cyber
ctownboricua: u should take them undies off
Sexychick1337: Sure
Sexychick1337: Ok
ctownboricua: start rubbin on urself
Sexychick1337: Oh yes
Sexychick1337: Im doin it
ctownboricua: how many fingers u using
Sexychick1337: 2
ctownboricua: stick three in there
Sexychick1337: Ok
ctownboricua: how does it feel
Sexychick1337: Good
Sexychick1337: I'm getting moist
ctownboricua: talk to me
Sexychick1337: Fuck me
Sexychick1337: Hard
ctownboricua: do it faster
Sexychick1337: Oh YES!
Sexychick1337: Tell me your real age.
ctownboricua: u want me to sck on ur clit
Sexychick1337: Are you 12
ctownboricua: 17
ctownboricua: no
ctownboricua: i really am 17
Sexychick1337: Ok
Sexychick1337: Eat me
ctownboricua: talk to me
Sexychick1337: BTW
Sexychick1337: I'm with the
Sexychick1337: FBI
Sexychick1337: I got your IP
Sexychick1337: Just sent it to SS
ctownboricua has left.
Sexychick1337: One more thing... I'm a male.
PC46. Your message was not received by the user. The user is not logged in.

16_M_UK: hi theer asl?
Lonely_girl: 17/f/UK
16_M_UK: r u horny?
Lonely_girl: yes very
16_M_UK: my dik iz sooooo hard lol
Lonely_Girl: mine too
16_M_UK has left.

BAHAHAHA, I'm laughing so hard right now. Kudo's to you Complete :')

One time my friend pasted my e-mail address into a WinMX chat room, and told them I was a woman up for cyber sex. A guy calling himself "Shabz" started trying it on with me. At first I told him to go away, but he was so insistent that eventually I started cybering him. He probably doesn't use the phone number he gave me any more. Also, the starred-out e-mail address is my friend's. I am "Joe" in the conversation.

shaBZ says: yo
shaBZ says: asl pls
Joe says: ...
Joe says: What?
shaBZ says: age SEX location
Joe says: 29 / Yes / Here
shaBZ says: are you male or female
Joe says: Yeah.
shaBZ says: man or woman
Joe says: ***********@hotmail.com
shaBZ says: wots this
shaBZ says: whos address id this
Joe says: You want him, not me.
shaBZ says: r u a male or female
Joe says: Yeah.
shaBZ says: look im horny jus tell me
shaBZ says: u got a pussy or a DICk
Joe says: Is that an offer?
shaBZ says: yh
Joe says: What does "yh" mean?
shaBZ says: wot r u
Joe says: Humanoid.
shaBZ says: yes
shaBZ says: have u got a dick or a pussy
Joe says: Indeed I have. ASL?
shaBZ says: pls
Joe says: ASL!?! I MUST KNOW!
shaBZ says: are u a male of a female
Joe says: Correct. What is your age/sex and/or/location.
shaBZ says: yes
shaBZ says: wot is your sex
Joe says: Missionary.
Joe says: Yours?
shaBZ says: doggy
Joe says: Interesting. I am female by the way.
Joe says: ASL>?!>?!!?? PLEASE TELL ME LOL
shaBZ says: 24 male frm london
shaBZ says: u i take r 29 female yes
Joe says: Yeah that is correct.
shaBZ says: ok
shaBZ says: have u got pic?
Joe says: Of what?
shaBZ says: of u
Joe says: No. Do you?
shaBZ says: not at mo
shaBZ says: gonna scan ma pic
Joe says: Cool
Joe says: Please send it to me, I want to see your round face.
shaBZ says: ok
shaBZ says: hey how u feelin
Joe says: With my hands.
shaBZ says: ?
shaBZ says: with ur hands
Joe says: I feel with my hands.
shaBZ says: nice
shaBZ says: wot u feelin now
Joe says: Does this arouse you sexually?
Joe says: Are you sexually aroused by my hands?
shaBZ says: lol
shaBZ says: are you feelin horny>?
Joe says: Yes. Definitely. Please touch yourself.
shaBZ says: i will
shaBZ says: im horny aswell
Joe says: Cool. Maybe we can have the cyber-intercourse.
Joe says: You start.
shaBZ says: do u wanna ?
Joe says: Do you?
shaBZ says: if u ok with it
Joe says: Yeah definitely! Take off your pants!
shaBZ says: wot u wearin
Joe says: Very little.
shaBZ says: wot is it?
Joe says: I call it "skin". It's light pink and I have had it since birth.
shaBZ says: lol
shaBZ says: kkk
shaBZ says: were u frm
Joe says: I already told you. Where is this going? I want sex.
shaBZ says: i want it aswell
shaBZ says: but jus askin
shaBZ says: r u frm UK?
Joe says: Yes.
shaBZ says: kool
shaBZ says: wot part
shaBZ says: me frm london
Joe says: Yeah
Joe says: London
Joe says: Now cyber me, bitch.
shaBZ says: lol k
shaBZ says: u naked
Joe says: YES!
shaBZ says: can i see
Joe says: I already described my nakedness!
Joe says: Believe me when I say I am naked and very interested in your genitals.
shaBZ says: well i wud lik to lick u up n dwn till u r wet
shaBZ says: 07939832102
Joe says: That is very exciting! I am wet right now!
Joe says: What is that number? Some kind of tracking device?
shaBZ says: number
shaBZ says: call me
shaBZ says: much better
Joe says: Later I will.
shaBZ says: ok
Joe says: My phone is broken because I slammed it into my vagina until it broke so I will call you later.
Joe says: What would you like to do to me now?
shaBZ says: i wanna lick ur pussy and make u cuum!!!!
Joe says: Oh I will definitely cuum! I will cuum just for you, big boy!!!
shaBZ says: on ma cock
Joe says: Yes! I want it hard!
shaBZ says: then u can lick it
Joe says: Are you touching yourself in your pants right now?
shaBZ says: yeah ma dick is HARD!!!
Joe says: Wow!!!!!! So is mine!
Joe says: Hello?
Joe says: Friend? Where are you?
shaBZ says: im here
shaBZ says: gonna wank
Joe says: Cool! Can you do good things to my penis?
shaBZ says: ur penis
Joe says: Yeah
Joe says: I'm a guy you know...
Joe says: Like I already said...
shaBZ says: NO
Joe says: What?
Joe says: Yes I am!
Joe says: Now make me cuum!
shaBZ says: NO
Joe says: What's the matter?
shaBZ says: u dont have tits
Joe says: No, I have manly pecs and a huge penis.
Joe says: DUH.
shaBZ says: NO
shaBZ says: cant
Joe says: Can't what?
Joe says: Please type properly.
shaBZ says: wot r u gay
shaBZ says: ?
Joe says: Yeah, aren't you?
shaBZ says: ERM NO
shaBZ says: r u
Joe says: YAH!
Joe says: Let's do it!
shaBZ says: u take it in the bum
Joe says: Oh wait, you already touched yourself over a guy today
Joe says: Thanks for your phone number by the way.
shaBZ says: u got any girls with u
Joe says: No, I am gay. GAY.
shaBZ says: dont call me k
Joe says: Don't say you're not interested.
shaBZ says: im not im sorry
Joe says: But you said you wanted to cuum inside me and all that!
Joe says: And that your cock was "HARD!!!"
shaBZ says: yh but ui thought u wer a lady
Joe says: No... I am a man...ASL = 29/M/London.
Joe says: I can't believe you masturbated over a guy...
Joe says: Oh well, gotta go!
Joe says: BYE!

beautyand_brains: hey
HOTMAN3: hey
HOTMAN3: wanna cyber?
beautyand_brains: sure
HOTMAN3: Okay, you can start
beautyand_brains: btw asl?
HOTMAN3: 18, M, US
beautyand_brains: ok
HOTMAN3: u?
beautyand_brains: 21 f
HOTMAN3: cool
beautyand_brains: so start?
HOTMAN3: You can
HOTMAN3: if you want
HOTMAN3: want it to be
beautyand_brains: could you?
HOTMAN3: a delivery?
HOTMAN3: Ok
beautyand_brains: sure
HOTMAN3: It will be a pizza delivery
HOTMAN3: Now make a order
HOTMAN3: so I can bring it to your house
beautyand_brains: one sec
HOTMAN3: ready to make your order?
beautyand_brains: yep
HOTMAN3: okay
HOTMAN3: now say what you want
beautyand_brains: hmm id like a cheese pizza
HOTMAN3: Okay, will that be delivery?
beautyand_brains: yep
HOTMAN3: Okay
HOTMAN3: I am at your house
HOTMAN3: and I go up to your door
HOTMAN3: You answer it
beautyand_brains: hi are you the pizza guy?
HOTMAN3: Yes
HOTMAN3: that will be $7.99
beautyand_brains: ok heres the money
HOTMAN3: Thanks bye
beautyand_brains: .....*looks at teh pizza*
HOTMAN3: (I slowly walk back to my car)
beautyand_brains: um this is too big for one person
beautyand_brains: would you like some?
HOTMAN3: I can't resist
HOTMAN3: anymore
HOTMAN3: I get out of the car, grab the pizza, and slowly stick it through my ass
HOTMAN3: The pizza feels so good
HOTMAN3: the warmth of it
beautyand_brains: wow perv?
HOTMAN3: The tender meetballs, oh yeaaa
HOTMAN3: I begin to lick them
beautyand_brains: um weirdo
HOTMAN3: YESSS
beautyand_brains: i shut the door in yiour face
HOTMAN3: McGrifen yaaa
HOTMAN3: I then talk to the pizza
HOTMAN3: "We don't need that bitch anyways"
beautyand_brains: havefun with your pizza
HOTMAN3: I go to the car
HOTMAN3: to make my next delivery
beautyand_brains has left.
HOTMAN3: I then come back to your house to say i am sorry and I will offer you sex.

the_truth: hi
LazyTown: Hey
the_truth: what up
LazyTown: nothing much
the_truth: what you wanna get into?>
LazyTown: Cybering
the_truth: yeah
the_truth: what you look like
LazyTown: I have one question
LazyTown: Well
LazyTown: I have pink hair
the_truth: ok
LazyTown: wear a stupid little dress
LazyTown: and like to bake cakes
the_truth: ok
LazyTown: in a card board cut out town
the_truth: ok
LazyTown: So
LazyTown: I have a question
LazyTown: do you like to sail the sea's?
LazyTown: DO YOU?
the_truth: no
LazyTown: YOU ARE NOT A PIRATE
LazyTown: ARRRR

wastateguy: hello
wastateguy: 22/m/wa
wastateguy: you?
Lolita93: 16.f/uk
wastateguy: how;s it going?
Lolita93: pretty good
wastateguy: where in the U.K. you live?
Lolita93: you?
Lolita93: London
wastateguy: not bad
wastateguy: little bored and horny, lol
Lolita93: lol I getcha
wastateguy: I lived in Norwich for a year
Lolita93: lemme get rid of the others
Lolita93: I got 6 windows in my screen
Lolita93: mkay
wastateguy: you like older guys?\
Lolita93: depends on how old
Lolita93: 22 is within my range
wastateguy: i mean like 20's
Lolita93: anything until 28 is fine
wastateguy: age of consent in U.K. is like 16 huh?
Lolita93: I have no idea
wastateguy: lol i think it is
Lolita93: I really have no idea
Lolita93: Got any fetishes
Lolita93: ?
wastateguy: what do you look like?
wastateguy: oh plenty
Lolita93: lemme find you a pic
wastateguy: to be honest, i guess younger women is one of them
wastateguy: like around your age, lol
Lolita93: http://static.flickr.com/29/65870961_19154532 22.jpg
wastateguy: lol
Lolita93: Ive got fetishes
wastateguy: like?
Lolita93: my biggest is vore
wastateguy: vore?
Lolita93: search it up on wiki
Lolita93: Vorarephilia (or vore[1]) is a paraphilia where arousal occurs from the idea of being eaten whole and alive, eating another alive, or watching this process.[2][3] The fantasy may include digestion, which may be imagined to be painless.[3]

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Lolita93: Imagiging my pussy lips being smuthered on choco sauce really turns me on
Lolita93: it makes me all wet
Lolita93: O_o
wastateguy: mmm
wastateguy: you'd like to be eaten?
Lolita93: uhuh
Lolita93: say imagine this
Lolita93: What if one day
Lolita93: you come into this chat
Lolita93: and you get it on with a minor
Lolita93: and like...authorities catch you
Lolita93: what happens then?
wastateguy: jail for a long time
Lolita93: yeah exactly
Lolita93: you not scared it might happen to you?
wastateguy: well i'm not planning on having sex with any minors
Lolita93: well this website is US right?
wastateguy: ya
Lolita93: the age of consent in the us is what?
Lolita93: 18?
Lolita93: 21?
wastateguy: i think so
Lolita93: not 16 right
wastateguy: 18
wastateguy: \ya
Lolita93: Ok well we are chatting on a us chatbase
Lolita93: and the age of consent is 18
Lolita93: and I am 16
Lolita93: now as long as we are in a US chatbox
Lolita93: US law applies
wastateguy: it's not illegal to talk to minors in chat
Lolita93: you were talking to me about your fetishes and how younger women turn you on
wastateguy: i've thought about it
Lolita93: Yes, now based on law grounds I am able to sue you
Lolita93: see I am not the cops
Lolita93: or anything like that
Lolita93: I am a law student
wastateguy: oh really?
Lolita93: yes really
Lolita93: now I wont report you
Lolita93: dont worry
Lolita93: but I have enough to get you into jail if I really wanna
wastateguy: what can I do ti keep myself safe?
wastateguy: whaty school do you go to?
Lolita93: That sir, is none of your business
Lolita93: now I must bid you farewell
Lolita93: bye bye

10 secs, 6 windows.
Lolita93: especially if I went on then this could had ended up pretty good
Lolita93: Don't go to chatsites like this

Guest_13915: hey
Guest_13915: im a professional footballer
CheapSlut88: hi
Guest_13915: player league in uae
Guest_13915: m 20
Guest_13915: hii
Guest_13915: i cant sleep
CheapSlut88: hmm, too bad
CheapSlut88: take some NyQuil
Guest_13915: haha
Guest_13915: im 6'3 78kgs brown eyes long hair
Guest_13915: wad abt u
CheapSlut88: 5'5 60kg, blonde, blue eyes
Guest_13915: niceee
Guest_13915: i lov gals with blue eyes
CheapSlut88: are you male?
Guest_13915: yes
Guest_13915: i said m 20
CheapSlut88: I thought you meant 'un 20'
CheapSlut88: im*
Guest_13915: nope im 20
Guest_13915: ur asl pls
CheapSlut88: 29/f/iceland
Guest_13915: okie
Guest_13915: do u like footballers
CheapSlut88: oh yes
CheapSlut88: I like strong men
CheapSlut88: my last bf was into MMA
Guest_13915: wads MMA
CheapSlut88: Mixed Martial Arts
CheapSlut88: like UFC
Guest_13915: ooo
Guest_13915: he mustbe strong.......
Guest_13915: i believe im quite strong tooo
CheapSlut88: Ill believe it when I see it
Guest_13915: cant come to iceland
Guest_13915: its really far from here
CheapSlut88: I can judge by the way you handle me here
CheapSlut88: yeah you must be strong
Guest_13915: yesss and i got a loota stamina too
Guest_13915: one of the highest in my team
CheapSlut88: mmm thats hot
CheapSlut88: can I...test your stamina
CheapSlut88: with an online physical?
Guest_13915: yeaa sure
Guest_13915: im alll urs
CheapSlut88: ok...lets roleplay
CheapSlut88: you start
Guest_13915: okieee
Guest_13915: ur a journalist commin for my interview in my locker room
Guest_13915: but im in the shower and ask u to wait a whileee....
Guest_13915: i come outside wearin just a towel
CheapSlut88: I prepared myself by unbuttoning the top of my blouse
CheapSlut88: I notice a bulge in the towel
CheapSlut88: I ask you to sit down and we start the interview
CheapSlut88: I ask you about your matches and I lean forward
Guest_13915: wads ur size
CheapSlut88: im a big c cup
Guest_13915: niceee
Guest_13915: my fav
Guest_13915: i just cant help but stare at ur boobs
CheapSlut88: I slowely put my hand on your leg
Guest_13915: i stare into ur eyes
CheapSlut88: and I stare into yours
CheapSlut88: I come closer with my lips
Guest_13915: i loean towards u
Guest_13915: and kiss u
CheapSlut88: I like it and put my hand higher up your leg
CheapSlut88: I grab the top of your dick and rub it with my fingers
Guest_13915: i bring u closer to u
Guest_13915: and go through ur hair with my hand
Guest_13915: i keeep kissin
Guest_13915: and move towards ur necl
Guest_13915: mmmm.....
CheapSlut88: I moan a little
Guest_13915: tats feels niece
CheapSlut88: I take of my high heels
CheapSlut88: and put my legs around yours
Guest_13915: i unhook ur bras
Guest_13915: and take off ur shirt
Guest_13915: and feel ur boobs
Guest_13915: and slowly kiss ur breasts
CheapSlut88: mmm I love it
CheapSlut88: I...
CheapSlut88: I grab you
CheapSlut88: hard
CheapSlut88: and rub against you
CheapSlut88: I press my skirt against your body
CheapSlut88: I unhook it and I am in my panties
Guest_13915: i kiss ur neck tat time
Guest_13915: and suk it ltl
Guest_13915: i rub my hard %%%% on ur panties
CheapSlut88: I grab your hand
CheapSlut88: and put it in my panties
CheapSlut88: something is wrong...
CheapSlut88: you feel a bulge
CheapSlut88: its not my clit
CheapSlut88: you pull back the fabric and see a throbbing 10" cock
Guest_13915: and ur she male
CheapSlut88: you realised you just fucked a transsexual
Guest_13915: with a tiny ltl %%%%
CheapSlut88: You grab a gun
CheapSlut88: and shoot yourself
CheapSlut88: I smear your brains all over my breasts
Guest_13915: nooo i put tat gun up ur %%%%
Guest_13915: and shoot ur ballls from
CheapSlut88: Mmm.. I scream in pleasure
CheapSlut88: it was nice
CheapSlut88: I come with blood squirting all over your dead body
Guest_13915: nice
CheapSlut88: see ya

mukesh777: hi
LonelyLady: hey
mukesh777: iam24maleusa
mukesh777: u
LonelyLady: 22
mukesh777: your asl
LonelyLady: Female, 22, USA
mukesh777: iam mike
mukesh777: u
LonelyLady: LonelyGirl
mukesh777: real name pls
LonelyLady: LonelyGirl
mukesh777: u mind we talk romantic
LonelyLady: nope
mukesh777: what u wear
LonelyLady: T-shirt and panties
mukesh777: how long your t shirt
LonelyLady: Half-way to the panties
mukesh777: is it tight from breast?
LonelyLady: nope
LonelyLady: my breast feel soft today
mukesh777: lets pretend u are my cecretary
LonelyLady: ok
mukesh777: what u wear in my office
LonelyLady: A nice suit
LonelyLady: you can see some of my breast
mukesh777: which kind
LonelyLady: Any way you like it
mukesh777: ya
LonelyLady: go on
mukesh777: but how u wear
LonelyLady: Anyway you like it
mukesh777: ya but tell me what kind of suit
LonelyLady: A nice black one like buisness people wear
mukesh777: describe me pls
LonelyLady: .
mukesh777: the outfit
LonelyLady: imma car
LonelyLady: vroom
LonelyLady: VROOOM
LonelyLady: VROOOOOOOOOOOM
LonelyLady: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
mukesh777: what?

I strangely ran into the same guy in last chat convo.

mukesh777: hi
HORNY-GIRL: hey
mukesh777: asl
HORNY-GIRL: 19, female, USA
mukesh777: iam22maleusa
mukesh777: iam mike
mukesh777: u
HORNY-GIRL: Mashell
mukesh777: cute name
HORNY-GIRL: thanks
mukesh777: u
mukesh777: alone?
HORNY-GIRL: yes
HORNY-GIRL: right now
mukesh777: what u wear
HORNY-GIRL: A t-shirt and panties
mukesh777: how long your t shirt
HORNY-GIRL: To the top of my panties
mukesh777: u waana talk sexy?
HORNY-GIRL: Sure
mukesh777: lets pretend u are secretary in my office
HORNY-GIRL: ok
mukesh777: what wear in office
HORNY-GIRL: Regular clothes
mukesh777: which kind
HORNY-GIRL: A t-shirt and jeans
mukesh777: inside
HORNY-GIRL: ?
mukesh777: is your t shirt tight from breast?
HORNY-GIRL: yes
mukesh777: iam wearing silky tie white shirt and black pants
HORNY-GIRL: mm
mukesh777: i have curly hair and blue eyes
mukesh777: u enter my cabin
mukesh777: is your hair loose?
HORNY-GIRL: Yes
mukesh777: u enter my cabin
HORNY-GIRL: yea
mukesh777: iam doing my paper work
HORNY-GIRL: I sit down beside you
mukesh777: u sitting on your desk
mukesh777: hi madam i say to u
HORNY-GIRL: I say Hi back
mukesh777: i look at your lips
mukesh777: which color your lipsstick has
HORNY-GIRL: red
mukesh777: is it glossy?
HORNY-GIRL: yes
mukesh777: iam looking your jeans
mukesh777: is it tight from your butt?
HORNY-GIRL: ap
HORNY-GIRL: yea
mukesh777: what?
mukesh777: u coming towards me with files
mukesh777: standing next to me
mukesh777: my hands accidentally touches your hands
HORNY-GIRL: mm
mukesh777: u waana do i ask u
HORNY-GIRL: I say "No, I am really Tom Jones"
mukesh777: what?
HORNY-GIRL: imma car
HORNY-GIRL: vrooom
HORNY-GIRL: vroomooom
HORNY-GIRL: VROOOOOOOOOOM
mukesh777: whats that
HORNY-GIRL: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM
HORNY-GIRL: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
HORNY-GIRL: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
HORNY-GIRL: I then tear off your shirt and lick your nipples, I pull down my pants and pull out my dick
HORNY-GIRL: I then stick my dick in your ass
HORNY-GIRL: and you yell "Nah forget, I LIKE MEN!"

Yet another Fresh Prince parody.

nvijftfrf
HOTGUY4115: hey
HOTGUY4115: wanna cyber?
nvjftfrf: ok
HOTGUY4115: Okay we are on a airplane
HOTGUY4115: you can start
nvjftfrf: i am a hostess
HOTGUY4115: hmm
HOTGUY4115: I then whistle for you and when you came near, your butt said "Fresh" with dice in your ear, if anything I could say you were rare, but nah forget it YO HOMES TO WTC!
HOTGUY4115: We....pulled up to a building about 9 or 10 and I yelled to you "SEE YA LATER" i looked at the WTC and I was finally there, to fill New York, with clouds of darkness.

HOTMAN444: I slowly start sticking my penis into your buttcrack and you whisper into my ear "I love you"
big_boy: WTF, r u tryin to cyber me?
HOTMAN444: You moan as I go more furious
HOTMAN444: You begin to like it
big_boy: boy im a boy
HOTMAN444: I then grab your soft cock and I suck it
HOTMAN444: MMMM
HOTMAN444: I taste the organic sperm juice
HOTMAN444: You then kiss me as I rub my hand along your beatiful build nipples
big_boy: r u gay
HOTMAN444: I then bite your nipples and you moan
big_boy: leave me alone
HOTMAN444: You spank my ass as I put my cock into your mouth
big_boy: no
HOTMAN444: I then blow my load over your face and you lick it all off
HOTMAN444: Your turn
big_boy: im a boy
HOTMAN444: Oh yea
HOTMAN444: you are turning me on
HOTMAN444: Go on
HOTMAN444: you are so good at this

Tom_Fulp> Wade! What are you doing on right now? I thought you were helping Stamper with some coding today.
WadeFulp: What?
WadeFulp: Coding?
Tom_Fulp> Well just back to running the BBS.
WadeFulp: Aren't you supposed to be in Afirca
WadeFulp: with your wife
Tom_Fulp> No, April decided to detour and now we are stuck in the middle of Germany.
WadeFulp: Germeny is gay lol
Tom_Fulp> God knows how Im going to explain this to the BBS when everyone asks.
WadeFulp: Hows the new layout
Tom_Fulp> Nearly complete, Im predicting a June/July release.
WadeFulp: faggot
Tom_Fulp> We are also adding a new portal
WadeFulp: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE NOVEMBER
Tom_Fulp> We are choosing from a Art Portal or a Video Portal.
WadeFulp: Art portal?
WadeFulp: CEWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLO
Tom_Fulp> Like the flash and Audio portal but for art.
WadeFulp: Like retergiad
Tom_Fulp> Well thats if we go for art, we might do a Video Portal
WadeFulp: So did you stick it in her pooper?
Tom_Fulp> Yep.
WadeFulp: FUCK NO
WadeFulp: VIDEO PORTAL
WadeFulp: OH HELL NO
Tom_Fulp> Also feel free to tell people this news on the BBS, I was going to next week when I return.
WadeFulp: GB2 /FAILTUBE/
WadeFulp: I'm posting this on the BBS
Tom_Fulp> OK, well saves me doing it next weekend.
WadeFulp: Whats your ng account?
Tom_Fulp> Tom Fulp.
WadeFulp: Mine is Complete
Tom_Fulp> Ok, I will make sure to keep a note.
WadeFulp: ?Make me mod
Tom_Fulp> Maybe, some of the current ones are really bugging me.
WadeFulp: idle is really gay
WadeFulp: se mod him
WadeFulp: *de
Tom_Fulp> Will make sure to keep a eye on him, had a few complaints.
WadeFulp: I bet you're not the real Tom
Tom_Fulp> I am.
WadeFulp: Tell me what was your first flagged entry
Tom_Fulp> I have new info on Pico 2, More work will be done on it, after the layout. Christmas release time.
WadeFulp: TELL ME WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST FLAGGED ENTRY
Tom_Fulp> Why? Just because your paronoid.
WadeFulp: JUST TELL ME
Tom_Fulp> paranoid*
WadeFulp: you know the answer
Tom_Fulp> I know I do
WadeFulp: It's not a hard question
WadeFulp: yell me what the entry was then
WadeFulp: *tell
Tom_Fulp> No.
Tom_Fulp> Time for me to go, sightseeing with April
WadeFulp: ITS FUCKING EASY
WadeFulp: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TYPE BRITNEY SPEARS MONSTER TRUCK RALLY
WadeFulp: FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
Tom_Fulp> All in caps?
WadeFulp: YOU'RE AN IDIOT
WadeFulp: I dare you to ban me
Tom_Fulp> Nah, I will leave that to Idle
WadeFulp: dumbass
Tom_Fulp> Time to go, feel free to post the new info on the layout on the BBS.
WadeFulp: I'll put your dumbassbess on the failfags bbs

meh

Duffi, I salute you. :P That was hillarious.

Sorry for double-posting, but I had to make a correction.

At 5/26/07 01:16 AM, Assi9 wrote: Duffi & Akula, I salute you. :P That was hillarious.

Fixed.

And 1ups, that was fucking awesome! Wade got pwned BADLY.

I loves it.

Wade, please don't hate me, but that was good.

js324: hi
April_Fulp_69: hey
js324: asl
April_Fulp_69: 25 / F / USA
April_Fulp_69: U?
js324: wher in usa
April_Fulp_69: NY
js324: 25/m/usa
js324: cool
js324: ny city
js324: ?
April_Fulp_69: yes
April_Fulp_69: so what's on your mind?
js324: nm
js324: how bout u
April_Fulp_69: about the same
js324: kool
April_Fulp_69: well, tell me a little about yourself
js324: u first
js324: wat u looklike
April_Fulp_69: well......
April_Fulp_69: The skin is peeled off my dick
Done with a razor blade
She begins to suck
Blood and cum amok
She rips my cock off with her teeth
Masticate, gnawing and chewing the stump
She regurgitates, I'm covered in my bloody
chunks
April_Fulp_69: I DRIVE YOU LIED TO ME FOR SONAR!
April_Fulp_69: EVERYWHERE I GO THERE'S A CENTIPEDE
April_Fulp_69: !!!!!

robinson: hello
April_Fulp_69: hey
robinson: i
robinson: you male femele
April_Fulp_69: female
robinson: i male
robinson: i from turkey
robinson: my name umut
robinson: you from
April_Fulp_69: UA
April_Fulp_69: *USA
April_Fulp_69: u?
robinson: i from turkey
robinson: you name
robinson: oh
April_Fulp_69: my name is April Fulp
robinson: nice to met you
April_Fulp_69: same here
robinson: april
robinson: how old are you
April_Fulp_69: 24
robinson: 25
robinson: let us make friensds
April_Fulp_69: ok
robinson: april
robinson: my give msn
robinson: ok
robinson: let us speak msn
robinson: ttakahara_00@hotmail.com
robinson: ok
April_Fulp_69: As I came, viciously I cut, through her jugular vein
She's already dead, I masturbate with her severed head
My lubrication, her decomposition
Spending my life molesting dead children
robinson: ok,
robinson: you give msn
April_Fulp_69: Intercourse_with_infants@hotmail.com