the_truth: hi
LazyTown: Hey
the_truth: what up
LazyTown: nothing much
the_truth: what you wanna get into?>
LazyTown: Cybering
the_truth: yeah
the_truth: what you look like
LazyTown: I have one question
LazyTown: Well
LazyTown: I have pink hair
the_truth: ok
LazyTown: wear a stupid little dress
LazyTown: and like to bake cakes
the_truth: ok
LazyTown: in a card board cut out town
the_truth: ok
LazyTown: So
LazyTown: I have a question
LazyTown: do you like to sail the sea's?
LazyTown: DO YOU?
the_truth: no
LazyTown: YOU ARE NOT A PIRATE
LazyTown: ARRRR

wastateguy: hello
wastateguy: 22/m/wa
wastateguy: you?
Lolita93: 16.f/uk
wastateguy: how;s it going?
Lolita93: pretty good
wastateguy: where in the U.K. you live?
Lolita93: you?
Lolita93: London
wastateguy: not bad
wastateguy: little bored and horny, lol
Lolita93: lol I getcha
wastateguy: I lived in Norwich for a year
Lolita93: lemme get rid of the others
Lolita93: I got 6 windows in my screen
Lolita93: mkay
wastateguy: you like older guys?\
Lolita93: depends on how old
Lolita93: 22 is within my range
wastateguy: i mean like 20's
Lolita93: anything until 28 is fine
wastateguy: age of consent in U.K. is like 16 huh?
Lolita93: I have no idea
wastateguy: lol i think it is
Lolita93: I really have no idea
Lolita93: Got any fetishes
Lolita93: ?
wastateguy: what do you look like?
wastateguy: oh plenty
Lolita93: lemme find you a pic
wastateguy: to be honest, i guess younger women is one of them
wastateguy: like around your age, lol
Lolita93: http://static.flickr.com/29/65870961_19154532 22.jpg
wastateguy: lol
Lolita93: Ive got fetishes
wastateguy: like?
Lolita93: my biggest is vore
wastateguy: vore?
Lolita93: search it up on wiki
Lolita93: Vorarephilia (or vore[1]) is a paraphilia where arousal occurs from the idea of being eaten whole and alive, eating another alive, or watching this process.[2][3] The fantasy may include digestion, which may be imagined to be painless.[3]

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Lolita93: Imagiging my pussy lips being smuthered on choco sauce really turns me on
Lolita93: it makes me all wet
Lolita93: O_o
wastateguy: mmm
wastateguy: you'd like to be eaten?
Lolita93: uhuh
Lolita93: say imagine this
Lolita93: What if one day
Lolita93: you come into this chat
Lolita93: and you get it on with a minor
Lolita93: and like...authorities catch you
Lolita93: what happens then?
wastateguy: jail for a long time
Lolita93: yeah exactly
Lolita93: you not scared it might happen to you?
wastateguy: well i'm not planning on having sex with any minors
Lolita93: well this website is US right?
wastateguy: ya
Lolita93: the age of consent in the us is what?
Lolita93: 18?
Lolita93: 21?
wastateguy: i think so
Lolita93: not 16 right
wastateguy: 18
wastateguy: \ya
Lolita93: Ok well we are chatting on a us chatbase
Lolita93: and the age of consent is 18
Lolita93: and I am 16
Lolita93: now as long as we are in a US chatbox
Lolita93: US law applies
wastateguy: it's not illegal to talk to minors in chat
Lolita93: you were talking to me about your fetishes and how younger women turn you on
wastateguy: i've thought about it
Lolita93: Yes, now based on law grounds I am able to sue you
Lolita93: see I am not the cops
Lolita93: or anything like that
Lolita93: I am a law student
wastateguy: oh really?
Lolita93: yes really
Lolita93: now I wont report you
Lolita93: dont worry
Lolita93: but I have enough to get you into jail if I really wanna
wastateguy: what can I do ti keep myself safe?
wastateguy: whaty school do you go to?
Lolita93: That sir, is none of your business
Lolita93: now I must bid you farewell
Lolita93: bye bye

10 secs, 6 windows.
Lolita93: especially if I went on then this could had ended up pretty good
Lolita93: Don't go to chatsites like this

Guest_13915: hey
Guest_13915: im a professional footballer
CheapSlut88: hi
Guest_13915: player league in uae
Guest_13915: m 20
Guest_13915: hii
Guest_13915: i cant sleep
CheapSlut88: hmm, too bad
CheapSlut88: take some NyQuil
Guest_13915: haha
Guest_13915: im 6'3 78kgs brown eyes long hair
Guest_13915: wad abt u
CheapSlut88: 5'5 60kg, blonde, blue eyes
Guest_13915: niceee
Guest_13915: i lov gals with blue eyes
CheapSlut88: are you male?
Guest_13915: yes
Guest_13915: i said m 20
CheapSlut88: I thought you meant 'un 20'
CheapSlut88: im*
Guest_13915: nope im 20
Guest_13915: ur asl pls
CheapSlut88: 29/f/iceland
Guest_13915: okie
Guest_13915: do u like footballers
CheapSlut88: oh yes
CheapSlut88: I like strong men
CheapSlut88: my last bf was into MMA
Guest_13915: wads MMA
CheapSlut88: Mixed Martial Arts
CheapSlut88: like UFC
Guest_13915: ooo
Guest_13915: he mustbe strong.......
Guest_13915: i believe im quite strong tooo
CheapSlut88: Ill believe it when I see it
Guest_13915: cant come to iceland
Guest_13915: its really far from here
CheapSlut88: I can judge by the way you handle me here
CheapSlut88: yeah you must be strong
Guest_13915: yesss and i got a loota stamina too
Guest_13915: one of the highest in my team
CheapSlut88: mmm thats hot
CheapSlut88: can I...test your stamina
CheapSlut88: with an online physical?
Guest_13915: yeaa sure
Guest_13915: im alll urs
CheapSlut88: ok...lets roleplay
CheapSlut88: you start
Guest_13915: okieee
Guest_13915: ur a journalist commin for my interview in my locker room
Guest_13915: but im in the shower and ask u to wait a whileee....
Guest_13915: i come outside wearin just a towel
CheapSlut88: I prepared myself by unbuttoning the top of my blouse
CheapSlut88: I notice a bulge in the towel
CheapSlut88: I ask you to sit down and we start the interview
CheapSlut88: I ask you about your matches and I lean forward
Guest_13915: wads ur size
CheapSlut88: im a big c cup
Guest_13915: niceee
Guest_13915: my fav
Guest_13915: i just cant help but stare at ur boobs
CheapSlut88: I slowely put my hand on your leg
Guest_13915: i stare into ur eyes
CheapSlut88: and I stare into yours
CheapSlut88: I come closer with my lips
Guest_13915: i loean towards u
Guest_13915: and kiss u
CheapSlut88: I like it and put my hand higher up your leg
CheapSlut88: I grab the top of your dick and rub it with my fingers
Guest_13915: i bring u closer to u
Guest_13915: and go through ur hair with my hand
Guest_13915: i keeep kissin
Guest_13915: and move towards ur necl
Guest_13915: mmmm.....
CheapSlut88: I moan a little
Guest_13915: tats feels niece
CheapSlut88: I take of my high heels
CheapSlut88: and put my legs around yours
Guest_13915: i unhook ur bras
Guest_13915: and take off ur shirt
Guest_13915: and feel ur boobs
Guest_13915: and slowly kiss ur breasts
CheapSlut88: mmm I love it
CheapSlut88: I...
CheapSlut88: I grab you
CheapSlut88: hard
CheapSlut88: and rub against you
CheapSlut88: I press my skirt against your body
CheapSlut88: I unhook it and I am in my panties
Guest_13915: i kiss ur neck tat time
Guest_13915: and suk it ltl
Guest_13915: i rub my hard %%%% on ur panties
CheapSlut88: I grab your hand
CheapSlut88: and put it in my panties
CheapSlut88: something is wrong...
CheapSlut88: you feel a bulge
CheapSlut88: its not my clit
CheapSlut88: you pull back the fabric and see a throbbing 10" cock
Guest_13915: and ur she male
CheapSlut88: you realised you just fucked a transsexual
Guest_13915: with a tiny ltl %%%%
CheapSlut88: You grab a gun
CheapSlut88: and shoot yourself
CheapSlut88: I smear your brains all over my breasts
Guest_13915: nooo i put tat gun up ur %%%%
Guest_13915: and shoot ur ballls from
CheapSlut88: Mmm.. I scream in pleasure
CheapSlut88: it was nice
CheapSlut88: I come with blood squirting all over your dead body
Guest_13915: nice
CheapSlut88: see ya

mukesh777: hi
LonelyLady: hey
mukesh777: iam24maleusa
mukesh777: u
LonelyLady: 22
mukesh777: your asl
LonelyLady: Female, 22, USA
mukesh777: iam mike
mukesh777: u
LonelyLady: LonelyGirl
mukesh777: real name pls
LonelyLady: LonelyGirl
mukesh777: u mind we talk romantic
LonelyLady: nope
mukesh777: what u wear
LonelyLady: T-shirt and panties
mukesh777: how long your t shirt
LonelyLady: Half-way to the panties
mukesh777: is it tight from breast?
LonelyLady: nope
LonelyLady: my breast feel soft today
mukesh777: lets pretend u are my cecretary
LonelyLady: ok
mukesh777: what u wear in my office
LonelyLady: A nice suit
LonelyLady: you can see some of my breast
mukesh777: which kind
LonelyLady: Any way you like it
mukesh777: ya
LonelyLady: go on
mukesh777: but how u wear
LonelyLady: Anyway you like it
mukesh777: ya but tell me what kind of suit
LonelyLady: A nice black one like buisness people wear
mukesh777: describe me pls
LonelyLady: .
mukesh777: the outfit
LonelyLady: imma car
LonelyLady: vroom
LonelyLady: VROOOM
LonelyLady: VROOOOOOOOOOOM
LonelyLady: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
mukesh777: what?

I strangely ran into the same guy in last chat convo.

mukesh777: hi
HORNY-GIRL: hey
mukesh777: asl
HORNY-GIRL: 19, female, USA
mukesh777: iam22maleusa
mukesh777: iam mike
mukesh777: u
HORNY-GIRL: Mashell
mukesh777: cute name
HORNY-GIRL: thanks
mukesh777: u
mukesh777: alone?
HORNY-GIRL: yes
HORNY-GIRL: right now
mukesh777: what u wear
HORNY-GIRL: A t-shirt and panties
mukesh777: how long your t shirt
HORNY-GIRL: To the top of my panties
mukesh777: u waana talk sexy?
HORNY-GIRL: Sure
mukesh777: lets pretend u are secretary in my office
HORNY-GIRL: ok
mukesh777: what wear in office
HORNY-GIRL: Regular clothes
mukesh777: which kind
HORNY-GIRL: A t-shirt and jeans
mukesh777: inside
HORNY-GIRL: ?
mukesh777: is your t shirt tight from breast?
HORNY-GIRL: yes
mukesh777: iam wearing silky tie white shirt and black pants
HORNY-GIRL: mm
mukesh777: i have curly hair and blue eyes
mukesh777: u enter my cabin
mukesh777: is your hair loose?
HORNY-GIRL: Yes
mukesh777: u enter my cabin
HORNY-GIRL: yea
mukesh777: iam doing my paper work
HORNY-GIRL: I sit down beside you
mukesh777: u sitting on your desk
mukesh777: hi madam i say to u
HORNY-GIRL: I say Hi back
mukesh777: i look at your lips
mukesh777: which color your lipsstick has
HORNY-GIRL: red
mukesh777: is it glossy?
HORNY-GIRL: yes
mukesh777: iam looking your jeans
mukesh777: is it tight from your butt?
HORNY-GIRL: ap
HORNY-GIRL: yea
mukesh777: what?
mukesh777: u coming towards me with files
mukesh777: standing next to me
mukesh777: my hands accidentally touches your hands
HORNY-GIRL: mm
mukesh777: u waana do i ask u
HORNY-GIRL: I say "No, I am really Tom Jones"
mukesh777: what?
HORNY-GIRL: imma car
HORNY-GIRL: vrooom
HORNY-GIRL: vroomooom
HORNY-GIRL: VROOOOOOOOOOM
mukesh777: whats that
HORNY-GIRL: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM
HORNY-GIRL: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
HORNY-GIRL: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
HORNY-GIRL: I then tear off your shirt and lick your nipples, I pull down my pants and pull out my dick
HORNY-GIRL: I then stick my dick in your ass
HORNY-GIRL: and you yell "Nah forget, I LIKE MEN!"

Yet another Fresh Prince parody.

nvijftfrf
HOTGUY4115: hey
HOTGUY4115: wanna cyber?
nvjftfrf: ok
HOTGUY4115: Okay we are on a airplane
HOTGUY4115: you can start
nvjftfrf: i am a hostess
HOTGUY4115: hmm
HOTGUY4115: I then whistle for you and when you came near, your butt said "Fresh" with dice in your ear, if anything I could say you were rare, but nah forget it YO HOMES TO WTC!
HOTGUY4115: We....pulled up to a building about 9 or 10 and I yelled to you "SEE YA LATER" i looked at the WTC and I was finally there, to fill New York, with clouds of darkness.

HOTMAN444: I slowly start sticking my penis into your buttcrack and you whisper into my ear "I love you"
big_boy: WTF, r u tryin to cyber me?
HOTMAN444: You moan as I go more furious
HOTMAN444: You begin to like it
big_boy: boy im a boy
HOTMAN444: I then grab your soft cock and I suck it
HOTMAN444: MMMM
HOTMAN444: I taste the organic sperm juice
HOTMAN444: You then kiss me as I rub my hand along your beatiful build nipples
big_boy: r u gay
HOTMAN444: I then bite your nipples and you moan
big_boy: leave me alone
HOTMAN444: You spank my ass as I put my cock into your mouth
big_boy: no
HOTMAN444: I then blow my load over your face and you lick it all off
HOTMAN444: Your turn
big_boy: im a boy
HOTMAN444: Oh yea
HOTMAN444: you are turning me on
HOTMAN444: Go on
HOTMAN444: you are so good at this

Tom_Fulp> Wade! What are you doing on right now? I thought you were helping Stamper with some coding today.
WadeFulp: What?
WadeFulp: Coding?
Tom_Fulp> Well just back to running the BBS.
WadeFulp: Aren't you supposed to be in Afirca
WadeFulp: with your wife
Tom_Fulp> No, April decided to detour and now we are stuck in the middle of Germany.
WadeFulp: Germeny is gay lol
Tom_Fulp> God knows how Im going to explain this to the BBS when everyone asks.
WadeFulp: Hows the new layout
Tom_Fulp> Nearly complete, Im predicting a June/July release.
WadeFulp: faggot
Tom_Fulp> We are also adding a new portal
WadeFulp: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE NOVEMBER
Tom_Fulp> We are choosing from a Art Portal or a Video Portal.
WadeFulp: Art portal?
WadeFulp: CEWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLO
Tom_Fulp> Like the flash and Audio portal but for art.
WadeFulp: Like retergiad
Tom_Fulp> Well thats if we go for art, we might do a Video Portal
WadeFulp: So did you stick it in her pooper?
Tom_Fulp> Yep.
WadeFulp: FUCK NO
WadeFulp: VIDEO PORTAL
WadeFulp: OH HELL NO
Tom_Fulp> Also feel free to tell people this news on the BBS, I was going to next week when I return.
WadeFulp: GB2 /FAILTUBE/
WadeFulp: I'm posting this on the BBS
Tom_Fulp> OK, well saves me doing it next weekend.
WadeFulp: Whats your ng account?
Tom_Fulp> Tom Fulp.
WadeFulp: Mine is Complete
Tom_Fulp> Ok, I will make sure to keep a note.
WadeFulp: ?Make me mod
Tom_Fulp> Maybe, some of the current ones are really bugging me.
WadeFulp: idle is really gay
WadeFulp: se mod him
WadeFulp: *de
Tom_Fulp> Will make sure to keep a eye on him, had a few complaints.
WadeFulp: I bet you're not the real Tom
Tom_Fulp> I am.
WadeFulp: Tell me what was your first flagged entry
Tom_Fulp> I have new info on Pico 2, More work will be done on it, after the layout. Christmas release time.
WadeFulp: TELL ME WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST FLAGGED ENTRY
Tom_Fulp> Why? Just because your paronoid.
WadeFulp: JUST TELL ME
Tom_Fulp> paranoid*
WadeFulp: you know the answer
Tom_Fulp> I know I do
WadeFulp: It's not a hard question
WadeFulp: yell me what the entry was then
WadeFulp: *tell
Tom_Fulp> No.
Tom_Fulp> Time for me to go, sightseeing with April
WadeFulp: ITS FUCKING EASY
WadeFulp: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TYPE BRITNEY SPEARS MONSTER TRUCK RALLY
WadeFulp: FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
Tom_Fulp> All in caps?
WadeFulp: YOU'RE AN IDIOT
WadeFulp: I dare you to ban me
Tom_Fulp> Nah, I will leave that to Idle
WadeFulp: dumbass
Tom_Fulp> Time to go, feel free to post the new info on the layout on the BBS.
WadeFulp: I'll put your dumbassbess on the failfags bbs

meh

Duffi, I salute you. :P That was hillarious.

Sorry for double-posting, but I had to make a correction.

At 5/26/07 01:16 AM, Assi9 wrote: Duffi & Akula, I salute you. :P That was hillarious.

Fixed.

And 1ups, that was fucking awesome! Wade got pwned BADLY.

I loves it.

Wade, please don't hate me, but that was good.

js324: hi
April_Fulp_69: hey
js324: asl
April_Fulp_69: 25 / F / USA
April_Fulp_69: U?
js324: wher in usa
April_Fulp_69: NY
js324: 25/m/usa
js324: cool
js324: ny city
js324: ?
April_Fulp_69: yes
April_Fulp_69: so what's on your mind?
js324: nm
js324: how bout u
April_Fulp_69: about the same
js324: kool
April_Fulp_69: well, tell me a little about yourself
js324: u first
js324: wat u looklike
April_Fulp_69: well......
April_Fulp_69: The skin is peeled off my dick
Done with a razor blade
She begins to suck
Blood and cum amok
She rips my cock off with her teeth
Masticate, gnawing and chewing the stump
She regurgitates, I'm covered in my bloody
chunks
April_Fulp_69: I DRIVE YOU LIED TO ME FOR SONAR!
April_Fulp_69: EVERYWHERE I GO THERE'S A CENTIPEDE
April_Fulp_69: !!!!!

robinson: hello
April_Fulp_69: hey
robinson: i
robinson: you male femele
April_Fulp_69: female
robinson: i male
robinson: i from turkey
robinson: my name umut
robinson: you from
April_Fulp_69: UA
April_Fulp_69: *USA
April_Fulp_69: u?
robinson: i from turkey
robinson: you name
robinson: oh
April_Fulp_69: my name is April Fulp
robinson: nice to met you
April_Fulp_69: same here
robinson: april
robinson: how old are you
April_Fulp_69: 24
robinson: 25
robinson: let us make friensds
April_Fulp_69: ok
robinson: april
robinson: my give msn
robinson: ok
robinson: let us speak msn
robinson: ttakahara_00@hotmail.com
robinson: ok
April_Fulp_69: As I came, viciously I cut, through her jugular vein
She's already dead, I masturbate with her severed head
My lubrication, her decomposition
Spending my life molesting dead children
robinson: ok,
robinson: you give msn
April_Fulp_69: Intercourse_with_infants@hotmail.com

lol...that chatroom is so weird >.<

Complete, you are my hero, please make me fifty babies :D

imma car
vrrooommmm

13_m_Gay better be a newgrounds member or im killing myself

abkirankumar.1985: hi u wanna sex?
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: hell yes sexy
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: let me start
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: First I take down your pants
abkirankumar.1985: thn i take don ur panties!!!!!!!!!
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: then I put your cock in my mouth
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: and start to suck
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: and moan
abkirankumar.1985: i %%%% u !till u cry!!!!!!!!!
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: call me sister
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: baby do it
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: call me baby sister
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: and piss in my mouth
abkirankumar.1985: if u call me brother !!!!!!!!!!!
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: do it
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: shit all over me
abkirankumar.1985: i %%%% u and piss in ur PUSSSY!!!!!!!!!!
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: cum in my mouth so I can spit it on you face
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: do it
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: eat your cum
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: baby do it
abkirankumar.1985: n i spill my S all in ur mouth
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: just call me mother
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: brother do it
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: Im your mother
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: Im your mother
abkirankumar.1985: fuckofffffffffffffffffff
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: Oh god
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: Im your mother!!!!
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: I birthed you
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: OH GOD!!!!
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: fuck your mother harder
abkirankumar.1985: %%%% offffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffff
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: haha
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: lol

That took forever, haha!

MAN_64668:asl

Me:18 f jax,fl

MAN_64668:cyber???

Me:I grab you.
\
MAN_64668:I kiss you and are given head

Me:i am in my living room with sexy music on and candles.

Me:i come towards you trip, and set my cock on fire, and die.

MAN_64668:.....

Oh and BTW I'm Girl looking 4 sex. Just incase any of you were thrown off.
( My last post )

At 5/26/07 04:51 AM, ImNaviar wrote: Oh and BTW I'm Girl looking 4 sex. Just incase any of you were thrown off.
( My last post )

No... really ?! I thought that they were randomly pranking NG members...

At 5/26/07 04:51 AM, ImNaviar wrote: Oh and BTW I'm Girl looking 4 sex. Just incase any of you were thrown off.
( My last post )

HAY WANA CYBER?

LOLOLOLOLOL.
I first uded the sername 'SuperSexy'
Then changed to "13YrOldHotie'
and got fuckloads of cyber requests........

Complete, you are by far the king at this. My friend fell down shen she read that.

I lol'd at that!

Haha. I just went on! :D

Wildgurl20 is me.

Pimpdude> asl
Wildgurl20: 19 Female Canada, u?
Pimpdude> 24 Male Canada
Pimpdude> Wanna cyber?
Wildgurl20: Fuck ye!
Pimpdude> I advance towards you while taking off shirt
Wildgurl20: Rubs chest, moaning, "Yes...Yes..."
Pimpdude> Melts into deep kiss
Wildgurl20: Takes off panties
Pimpdude> U deepthroat?
Wildgurl20: ye.
Wildgurl20: You must deepthroat me first
Pimpdude> Wut?
Wildgurl20: Takes off panties, reveels huge bulging cock.
Wildgurl20: Suck it bitch.
Pimpdude> what?
Wildgurl20: SUCK IT!
Pimpdude: Fuck you.

He blocks me I think. That was quite fun!

yet another one. Like before, I stated I like ending mine with 9mm bullets.

JackNC: whats up
HornyHotty: NM
HornyHotty: wanna cyber
JackNC: sure
JackNC: asl?
HornyHotty: 22/f/arixzona
HornyHotty: arizona*
JackNC: cool
JackNC: 27 male north carolina
HornyHotty: cool
HornyHotty: I'll start.
JackNC: please do
JackNC: ummmm but what are u wearing first
HornyHotty: a see-through shirt. no bra. long sleek green pants. flowery panties
JackNC: mmmmmmmmmm
JackNC: that is a good image
HornyHotty: Yes, OK, I'll start
JackNC: ok
HornyHotty: I pull you close to me and slide my tongue in your mouth. I kiss you and hold you there for glorious minutes.
JackNC: mmmmmmm kissing you back my hands rund down you sides over your hips
HornyHotty: I slide off my shirt and pants. I slowly unbutton your pants and start to bring down your underwear.
JackNC: my ck just starting to get hard flops out for u
JackNC: looking down at u while u pull my boxers all the way off
HornyHotty: I pull your underwear down the rest of the way. I start to give you a handjob.
JackNC: mmmmmm that feels good baby
HornyHotty: I go down on your cock. I lick my tongue around it and start sucking it,.
JackNC: mmmmmmmm rubbing my hand on the back of your head mmmmmmmm yah thats a good girl
HornyHotty: I slowly start to slide my panties down.
HornyHotty: I bring them all the way off.
HornyHotty: I reveal my 12-inch cock.
HornyHotty: I shove it deep within your anus.
HornyHotty: I reach into my purse, and grab a 9mm handgun.
HornyHotty: I shove it to your forehead. You plead with me but I pull the trigger.
HornyHotty: BANG
HornyHotty: you're fuckin' dead.
JackNC: wow you are cool
HornyHotty: I know.
JackNC: u huh
HornyHotty: I start to fuck your dead body.
HornyHotty: I grab my Elixir of Healing and pour it down your throat.
HornyHotty: You instantly spring back to life.
HornyHotty: I fuck you hard up the anus. Does it feel good?
JackNC: and now u are just crazy
HornyHotty: Just for that, I give you another seven shots. Three in the cock, two in each of the eyes, one in the forehead, and one up your ass.
JackNC: yah ok there
HornyHotty: No. I'm a necrophiliac. I grab the dead body of a squirrel laying nearby. I rip its anus wde open and shove your cock into it.
HornyHotty: The blood from the bullet wounds mixed with the squirrel blood gives me another hard-on.
HornyHotty: I start fucking you in the mouth.
HornyHotty: Hello?
HornyHotty: Are you there, baby?
HornyHotty: Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit.

You can guess who I am.

At 5/26/07 07:39 PM, DaSadGirl wrote: OMG I'm fucking dying right now from the laughter. This is my early candidate for thread of the year!

I like the one on this page, where the guy is all like, "I'm a boy!"

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And that is why you are in no position to make decisions like that...

This one was preatty tough. It toke her long to leave.

NiceGirl9913: Hey I'm a lesbian Nice too meet you.
sexybabe123: nice!
sexybabe123: asl?
NiceGirl9913: 15/F/Sweden
NiceGirl9913: You?
sexybabe123: 22
sexybabe123: wanna cyber sex?
NiceGirl9913: Sure
NiceGirl9913: You start.
sexybabe123: we're both wearing full clothing. i start kissing you slowly and take off your shirt.
NiceGirl9913: Hmmm... My hands grab your ass
sexybabe123: take off my bra babe & suck my %%%%
NiceGirl9913: I fumble, but I succed. Your nipples are like the twin-owers before 9/11. Mighty and big
sexybabe123: i start rubbing you all over
NiceGirl9913: I slowly take of my pants
NiceGirl9913: "Honey...."
NiceGirl9913: "You love me, right?"
sexybabe123: of course
NiceGirl9913: "No matter what?"
sexybabe123: yes
NiceGirl9913: Then...
NiceGirl9913: Don't be scared of my dick.. I... I was born she-male
sexybabe123: wow! just a person i want! i have boobs to suck, and a penis to put up my vagina
NiceGirl9913: Then you truly love me?
sexybabe123: yes
NiceGirl9913: Good...
NiceGirl9913: Like there's no tommorow, I cock slap you so hard, Elton John would have been proud
NiceGirl9913: SMACK
sexybabe123: more babe!
sexybabe123: more!
NiceGirl9913: "That's a red eye for you, bitch"
NiceGirl9913: SMACK
sexybabe123: i moan so hard for more
NiceGirl9913: SMACK SMACK
NiceGirl9913: Do you have a shampoo bottle around somewhere?
sexybabe123: yes i do
NiceGirl9913: Good. I push it inside my ass, and make a loud queef
NiceGirl9913: HURRY, WRITE IM A VIKING
NiceGirl9913: IM GUNNA CUM
NiceGirl9913: IMMMMMMMMMMMWAN WEAEV IKIIIIIIING
sexybabe123: im so horny
sexybabe123: i suck your penis
sexybabe123: its so hard
NiceGirl9913: i'M ANGRY AT YOU
sexybabe123: why
NiceGirl9913: SMACK
NiceGirl9913: Because you did not write: "I'm a viking"
sexybabe123: im a viking
NiceGirl9913: Nice
NiceGirl9913: How about you "raid" me in the ass?
NiceGirl9913: You know... Viking style
sexybabe123: ok
NiceGirl9913: But first you need to put on your viking hat for 100+ durability
NiceGirl9913: Are you there?
sexybabe123: yes
NiceGirl9913: If you behave, I will give you a Murloc
sexybabe123 has left.

This dude was "clearly" a racist!

Daniel7704: hi nice
NiceGirl9913: Hi
Daniel7704: u from
NiceGirl9913: Nothern Africa
Daniel7704: ok cool
NiceGirl9913: You?
Daniel7704: uk
NiceGirl9913: Wanna cyber?
Daniel7704: yaya
NiceGirl9913: Okay, you start
Daniel7704: i am ready
NiceGirl9913: I knock at your door
Daniel7704: i open it
NiceGirl9913: Hi babe
Daniel7704: hi my sweety
NiceGirl9913: I'm so horny, I quickly jump into your bed
Daniel7704: i am quickly taking off ur cloths
NiceGirl9913: I'm so wet. I too take of your clothes. I wanna ride you like a horse
Daniel7704: my hand is playing with ur tips now
NiceGirl9913: I don't care. I push you on your back, and quickly mount you.
Daniel7704: but i want to taste ur pussyy so i pulled down u and tasting ur pussyy
NiceGirl9913: What?! You think you can command me because I'm black?
NiceGirl9913: Are you a RACIST?!!!

Some time passed, an I think the guy got cold feet

NiceGirl9913: FUCK YOU
NiceGirl9913: I HAD AIDS

<~~~ 300th post... lol

i went back in, i was plenty bored... again i used MissingNYCChick, and i got like 9 pms in like 5 seconds! bunch of sickos... i said i was 16f.nj... lol

arsmith1313: hey
HornyGirl2: hey
arsmith1313: asl
arsmith1313: ?
HornyGirl2: Female 20 USA
arsmith1313: kool u got a cam?>
HornyGirl2: no
arsmith1313: naked pics
arsmith1313: ?
HornyGirl2: no
arsmith1313: dang
HornyGirl2: Want me to take some pics of my penis?
HornyGirl2: I MEAN VAGINA
HornyGirl2: VAGINA!
arsmith1313: yea baby
HornyGirl2: Okay
HornyGirl2: (pic)
HornyGirl2: Can you see it>
arsmith1313: no
HornyGirl2: Yes you can
arsmith1313: no i cant
HornyGirl2: Fail