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At 5/20/07 04:51 PM, 73hl337b0bb0y wrote: I MANAGED A THREESOME

I...I...

you are god.

At 5/20/07 04:51 PM, 73hl337b0bb0y wrote: I MANAGED A THREESOME

That guy was fucking weird. He accepted all the kinky shit you "girls" threw at him. Lawlz.

I have to say, I felt ill doing this! It's amazing the insecurity of young girls on the internet, my name was Sexy_Girl89, I got at least 20 pms... and altho I didn't say my age to start with here I did say 13 f Runcorn to lots and these men were admitting they were 29+!!! and asking for nude photos etc, scary shit! Give the peados hell!!!!

wana_b_porn_: hi
Sexy_Girl89: asl?
wana_b_porn_: m 29 uk
Sexy_Girl89: kk
Sexy_Girl89: you come on here lotas?
wana_b_porn_: yes
wana_b_porn_: u
Sexy_Girl89: yeah all the time, where in uk do you live?
wana_b_porn_: crewe
wana_b_porn_: where u from
Sexy_Girl89: Runcorn
wana_b_porn_: cool
wana_b_porn_: wot u look like
Sexy_Girl89: medium length blonde hair
wana_b_porn_: iam 5ft 9 brown hair and brown eyes
Sexy_Girl89: nice
wana_b_porn_: wot wearing hun
wana_b_porn_: u there
Sexy_Girl89: yeah
Sexy_Girl89: sorry
wana_b_porn_: k
Sexy_Girl89: was getting rdy for bed
wana_b_porn_: mmmmmmmmm
wana_b_porn_: wot wearing then
Sexy_Girl89: really hot so only wearing my thong
wana_b_porn_: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
wana_b_porn_: nughty
Sexy_Girl89: I'm very naughty
Sexy_Girl89: you cyber?
wana_b_porn_: yes u
Sexy_Girl89: yeah but not done it too much, can you go first?
wana_b_porn_: u role play
wana_b_porn_: u singel
Sexy_Girl89: yeah
wana_b_porn_: k
Sexy_Girl89: I might take my thong off for this, lol
wana_b_porn_: mmmmm
wana_b_porn_: well iam naked now
wana_b_porn_: wot roles u wot
Sexy_Girl89: I can be the naugty girl in need of punishment
wana_b_porn_: k
wana_b_porn_: iam head
wana_b_porn_: come 2 my office
Sexy_Girl89: yes master?
wana_b_porn_: so wot u do this time
wana_b_porn_: i think u may hace 2 get the cane tis time
Sexy_Girl89: I only accidently kissed that girl
wana_b_porn_: r
wana_b_porn_: bend over
<wana_b_porn_> sent sound: slap
Sexy_Girl89: yes sir
<wana_b_porn_> sent sound: slap
<wana_b_porn_> sent sound: slap
Sexy_Girl89: You like it when I wiggle
wana_b_porn_: yes
<wana_b_porn_> sent sound: slap
Sexy_Girl89: are you touching yourself sir?
<wana_b_porn_> sent sound: slap
wana_b_porn_: yes why
<wana_b_porn_> sent sound: slap
wana_b_porn_: u like that dont u
Sexy_Girl89: of course not sir, but I also touched her breast a little so you might want to do it some more
<wana_b_porn_> sent sound: slap
<wana_b_porn_> sent sound: slap
<wana_b_porn_> sent sound: slap
<wana_b_porn_> sent sound: slap
<wana_b_porn_> sent sound: slap
<wana_b_porn_> sent sound: slap
<wana_b_porn_> sent sound: slap
Sexy_Girl89: let me know when your about to finish, cos I'll get extra dirty
wana_b_porn_: righ u
wana_b_porn_: wot should i do with u
wana_b_porn_: take over
Sexy_Girl89: Well first I'd undo your trousers
Sexy_Girl89: and slowly slip my top off
Sexy_Girl89: and my nice big breasts rubbing against you
wana_b_porn_: mmm
wana_b_porn_: i play with them
wana_b_porn_: i rip your top off
Sexy_Girl89: and start playing with my nipples
wana_b_porn_: would u like my number
wana_b_porn_: we kiss i finger u
Sexy_Girl89: its shaven and you gotta be gentle
wana_b_porn_: mmmm
Sexy_Girl89: I'm still a virgin you see
Sexy_Girl89: but I love being a tease
<wana_b_porn_> sent sound: slap
Sexy_Girl89: are you gonna cum soon?
wana_b_porn_: u wot y phne number
wana_b_porn_: wot u doing 2 your self
Sexy_Girl89: I'm playing with myself, I'm gonna cum soon but want you to cum with me
wana_b_porn_: k
wana_b_porn_: i not far off
Sexy_Girl89: let me know when you got like 10 seconds left
Sexy_Girl89: cos then I'll get really dirty
wana_b_porn_: now
Sexy_Girl89: and then I pull my udnerwear right off
Sexy_Girl89: and my penis hangs out
Sexy_Girl89: swaying
Sexy_Girl89: looking at you with glee
Sexy_Girl89: and then I ram it in your mouth
Sexy_Girl89: you love the 13 year old cock
Sexy_Girl89: you love it
Sexy_Girl89: you fucking peado

Yeah, i thought it would end somewhere in the middle, but nooooo. As for the "13 inch" part, i though h misunderstood, and thats why i said "sperm" instead of "cum" lol

Sorry for double post but

becool: my deck is hard right now
virgin134u: i rub ur hard dick with my warm small hands
virgin134u: ur dick is kinda small but i manage

:win! been in pissing myself for the past 20 minutes!

Haha!
I'm gonna do this too, As HAWTBOOTAY!

Ahaha. Here's mine:
I was SexyTeen15

Michael_: you wanna chat and get naughty?
Michael_: if you are in the mood that is... unless you are a good girl
Michael_: hehehe
SexyTeen15: hehe
SexyTeen15: spank me
Michael_: holding your waist and bending you over...
Michael_: pulling down your panties....
Michael_: spank spank spank
SexyTeen15: oh yes
Michael_: you like that...
SexyTeen15: ya
Michael_: spreading your legs and my hand slides between your thighs..
SexyTeen15: ohhh ya
Michael_: feeling your wetness....
SexyTeen15: touch my hard 13 inch cock
SexyTeen15: yes, jack me off baby
Michael_: slowly fingering you .... inside your wet hot
Michael_: oops you are a boy?
Michael_: hehehe
SexyTeen15: oh ya
SexyTeen15: jack my off
Michael_: and I though you were agirl
Michael_: bye
Michael_: lol
SexyTeen15: than i bend you over and fuck your ass
SexyTeen15: harder
SexyTeen15: baby? come back
SexyTeen15: im not done
SexyTeen15: :(

Mmmm, i guess not everybody is a Pedo at parachat.

Just 98%

Hot_and_wet: Hey
Hot_and_wet: ASL ?
TURK&#304;SH-MAN-35: 34
TURK&#304;SH-MAN-35: m
TURK&#304;SH-MAN-35: turkey
TURK&#304;SH-MAN-35: u
Hot_and_wet: 18 F Belgium
TURK&#304;SH-MAN-35: cool
Hot_and_wet:
TURK&#304;SH-MAN-35: what are you doing
Hot_and_wet: IM HORNY
TURK&#304;SH-MAN-35: ok
Hot_and_wet: LOL IM NOT GOING TO POST THIS ON NEWGROUNDS
Hot_and_wet: OMG YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS
Hot_and_wet: COCK JOKE
TURK&#304;SH-MAN-35: Newgrounds ?
Hot_and_wet: OMG, YOU DONT KNOW WHAT NEWGROUNDS IS ?
Hot_and_wet: PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULD BE BURNED.
TURKISH-MAN-35: Can you tell me what it is ?
Hot_and_wet: NO
Hot_and_wet: ALL YOUR PENIS ARE BELONG TO US
Hot_and_wet: OMG IM SO FUNNY !

OMG IM SO COOL, IF YOU DONT THINK SO, PM ME

So far all thoose chat log's have been hilarious. Me and my friends had some great laughs out of thoose!

I've got this hilarious idea. Will post possible results later.

Duffi is thrilled, as he meets Jedimaster, whom apparently is a "black female." Lol's ensure.

GermanGirl13: Lol, hey fellow NG'er
Jedimaster: um hi
GermanGirl13: Don't deny it. You'refrom Newgrounds... I'm Duffi ;P
Jedimaster: i go to that website
Jedimaster: but i dont have an account i think
GermanGirl13: Shit, thought you were a guy called Jedimaster there... Nevermind
Jedimaster: no im female
Jedimaster: black female
Jedimaster: 15 f usa
GermanGirl13: ......
Jedimaster: dot dot dot wat
GermanGirl13: This is hilarious.
Jedimaster: no %%%%
Jedimaster: haha
GermanGirl13: You're fucking with me? I'm still not sure.. Are you Jedimaster from NG? :P
Jedimaster: im sure
Jedimaster: im a chick not a dude
GermanGirl13: LOL

Right now, I'm trying to get people to talk with me.. Still trying my secret idea.

Funny. I logged in, and after 1 minute some idiot named 'chatboy89' sends me a pm and wants to know my asl. Could be a NG guy, though.

At 5/21/07 10:59 AM, Red-Scorpion wrote: I pm'd you long ago and you didnt post the chat logs!!!
THEY WERE HILARIOUS AND YOU DIDNT POST THEM!!!

fuck.

Shit, forgot that.

I guess you still have them?

Cause I ain't got them no more

XD!

Sexy_N_Shaven: i slowly take off my skirt, revealing a pink pair of panties.
Big_Huge_Dick: im workin them good
Big_Huge_Dick: mmm those are sexy
Sexy_N_Shaven: i point down to them, and tell you to take them off so you can lick me.. mmmmm
Big_Huge_Dick: ok
Big_Huge_Dick: i slide them off and drop to my knees and lick u softly
Sexy_N_Shaven: My 13 inch cock pops out and hits you in the eye, I continuously stab you with it.
Big_Huge_Dick: whaaat?
Sexy_N_Shaven: I turn around and spread my buttcheeks, delivering a hot flow of diarrhea on your head.
Sexy_N_Shaven: <3
Big_Huge_Dick has left the chat.

:( I cant get into chat

I got this fucking pedo good,he threatened to call the police on me if I called,when hes the pedo LOL:

long_hrad_throbing> hi
13yroldvirgin: hi
long_hrad_throbing> ur 13?
13yroldvirgin: yeah
long_hrad_throbing> u ever have a hard 1?
13yroldvirgin: no
long_hrad_throbing> u want to try 1?
13yroldvirgin: yeah
long_hrad_throbing> u ever do phone sex?
13yroldvirgin: no but i want to
long_hrad_throbing> u waana now
13yroldvirgin: yeah whats your number?
long_hrad_throbing> 1 min
13yroldvirgin: k
long_hrad_throbing> wats ur name
13yroldvirgin: sara
long_hrad_throbing> hi im jon
13yroldvirgin: nice to meet you
13yroldvirgin: im shoving a dildo up myself
long_hrad_throbing> oh nice
long_hrad_throbing> i like it
long_hrad_throbing> u wanna call now?
13yroldvirgin: yes im gonna cum
long_hrad_throbing> call b 4 u do it
13yroldvirgin: i will
long_hrad_throbing> i wanna haer u cum
13yroldvirgin: i will
long_hrad_throbing> 1 830 401 0353
long_hrad_throbing> call ask for jon
13yroldvirgin: i just came after the dildo came out of my ass
13yroldvirgin: but ill call anyway
13yroldvirgin: my dicks hard
long_hrad_throbing> and play
13yroldvirgin: *says in a deep voice*im going to call you now
13yroldvirgin: and jack off to your deep manly voice
13yroldvirgin: im gonna rape your throat
long_hrad_throbing> wat?
13yroldvirgin: im gonna call you while i beat off my schlong
13yroldvirgin: manmeat
13yroldvirgin: penis
13yroldvirgin: meat whistle
long_hrad_throbing> u a guy?
13yroldvirgin: yeah baby and i love raping men
long_hrad_throbing> fag
13yroldvirgin: ill call you in 10 minutes sweety
long_hrad_throbing> if ur a guy dont call
13yroldvirgin: and also have a little phone fun with whoever picks up
long_hrad_throbing> ill call the cops
13yroldvirgin: im calling in 10
13yroldvirgin: be waiting
>> long_hrad_throbing has joined room
13yroldvirgin: awwwwwwwwww yeah my dick is hard
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Man, I just had a hilllarious convo...how do I save them to show you?

:)

nano7937: hii hottie
Hot_Girl: hello
Hot_Girl: asl
nano7937: 20/m/uk
nano7937: and urs asl
Hot_Girl: 18 Belgium F
nano7937: wat time it is in beljium
Hot_Girl: 7:22 PM
Hot_Girl: Enough talked about time
Hot_Girl: Lets have webcam sex !!
Hot_Girl: Geeze you have a small one !!
Hot_Girl: Even my guinea pig has a bigger one !!!
Hot_Girl: OMG i bet for 5 dollar you cant put a condom around it !!
nano7937: ?
Hot_Girl: SHUT UP
Hot_Girl: OMG, I NEED TO ZOOM TO SEE YOU PENIS
nano7937: My penis is 9 inch
Hot_Girl: Im going to cut your penis of
Hot_Girl: So i can say:
Hot_Girl: ALL YOU PENIS ARE BELONG TO US
Hot_Girl: IM SO COOL
nano7937: Lets fuck ?
Hot_Girl: OMG your messing up my joke, SHUT UP
nano7937: im in your ass
Hot_Girl: Your penis is to short to get in my ass
Hot_Girl: I BET YOU DIDNT SAW THAT COMMING !!
Hot_Girl: COCK JOKE
nano7937: im hot
Hot_Girl: OMG even Duffi Is hotter
Hot_Girl: Duffi if your reading this, this was a joke, YOUR SO HOT
nano7937: Who's duffi ?
Hot_Girl: Thats an cool dude on Newgrounds
nano7937: whats newgrounds ?
Hot_Girl: OMG, im not going to talk to you any more
Hot_Girl: COCK JOKE

OMG , the last one was better, hope you and your friends enjoy this Duffi, I LOVE YOU

Did that sound really gay ?

W00t

At 5/21/07 01:34 PM, SuperSmoothSmiley wrote: Man, I just had a hilllarious convo...how do I save them to show you?

All you do is to copy the chat log. Mark it all with the mouse, Ctrl+c, go to Newgrounds, paste it, post it.

Simple.

conor_cam_phone: hey want phone sex or cam2cam?
Sexy_Hot_Chick: sure
conor_cam_phone: asl?
Sexy_Hot_Chick: 18/f/Tx
conor_cam_phone: 19 m usa
conor_cam_phone: whats phone number
Sexy_Hot_Chick: 613-271-6858
conor_cam_phone: alright i'll call in a few k babe

Boy is he going to be pissed when he calls a pizza hut in Ottawa Canada asking for phone sex...

lol...I'm Younglover

18_m_ireland: hey babe
Younglover: hey
18_m_ireland: how old r u
Younglover: 13
Younglover: I like older men
18_m_ireland: wat about 18yr
Younglover: no problem
18_m_ireland: wat wuld u do if u had me
Younglover: Let you screw me
Younglover: Wanna cyber chat?
18_m_ireland: wuld u wear tights 4 me
Younglover: yeah
Younglover: what would you do to me
18_m_ireland: well wat tights are they
Younglover: Black tights, they press up right to my skin
18_m_ireland: aww yea id pick u up by ur arse and ride u so hard against a wall
Younglover: uh-oh, if you did that you would catch my cyber AIDS not to mention those nasty hemroids
Younglover: and then you would get my e-herpes
18_m_ireland: wat r they
Younglover: e-herpes? they are nasty little red dots that make it itchy. OH NO I totaly forgot about my virtual crabs to...
18_m_ireland: ha ur a weirdo
Younglover: yeah but not you have my HIV V2.0
18_m_ireland: fcking weirdo
Younglover: You should get my e-cyphilis checked out to.
Younglover: Hello?
Younglover: Hello?
five minutes later no answer
Younglover: lol

I say we turn that into a NG chatroom everyone should log in as there ng alias and harrass all the pedos.

carlosramneo: hi
carlosramneo: hey i well
sexygurl11: hey
sexygurl11: asl
carlosramneo: 19 m fl u?
sexygurl11: 1000 transgender from hell
sexygurl11: want to suck me?
carlosramneo: yea cyber?
sexygurl11: u start sexy
carlosramneo: ok ill do anything u tell to for rereal
sexygurl11: ok
sexygurl11: how about you suck my penis while i shit on your chest?
sexygurl11: then ill get some friends and we can gang bang your mom
sexygurl11: ok?

At 5/21/07 02:10 PM, xcoox999 wrote: carlosramneo: hi
carlosramneo: hey i well
sexygurl11: hey
sexygurl11: asl
carlosramneo: 19 m fl u?
sexygurl11: 1000 transgender from hell
sexygurl11: want to suck me?
carlosramneo: yea cyber?
sexygurl11: u start sexy
carlosramneo: ok ill do anything u tell to for rereal
sexygurl11: ok
sexygurl11: how about you suck my penis while i shit on your chest?
sexygurl11: then ill get some friends and we can gang bang your mom
sexygurl11: ok?

LMFAO I talked to this guy to. He said the same thing so I told him to get some penut butter he said "ok got it" then I told him to spread all over his balls, he said he did then I told him to shove a fork up his ass and say oompa loompa five times fast he just said "ha ha" then get telling me to suck his dick.

The first numbers from my local pizza hut,I kinda stole that idea:

carlosramneo> yea i do
13yearoldgirl: hi
13yearoldgirl: im shoving a dildo up myself
carlosramneo> phonre
13yearoldgirl: and smashing my boobs together
13yearoldgirl: (603) 352-0799
13yearoldgirl: are you gonna call?
carlosramneo> callin
13yearoldgirl: k
carlosramneo> u gonna pick up
13yearoldgirl: yeah be patient
carlosramneo> hello whats goin on
carlosramneo> lets just cyber
13yearoldgirl: try calling again
13yearoldgirl: fuck cyber
carlosramneo> u call me 407 281 8826
13yearoldgirl: ok baby hold on
13yearoldgirl: whats your name?
carlosramneo> k
13yearoldgirl: whats your name?
carlosramneo> carlos
13yearoldgirl: Hello carlos this is agent smith FBI
13yearoldgirl: your number will be tracked
13yearoldgirl: and you will be under arrest for solicitation of a minor
>> carlosramneo has joined room

Jesus, I have to do this!

Teehee...

hornyguy7226: hi
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: Heya
hornyguy7226: how r u
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: im Great
hornyguy7226: asl
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: 23 F UK
hornyguy7226: what do u look like
hornyguy7226: i'm 6' brown hair and eyes
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: WEll i have nice long Brown hair, im about 5"4 and i have nice blue eyes, with 34 D tits
hornyguy7226: wow u can fall foward
hornyguy7226: but what a nice sight
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: yeah, thats what everyone says
hornyguy7226:
hornyguy7226: do u have back problems
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: Fortunatly No :P
hornyguy7226: what r u wearing
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: A small top, and my thongs, thats it
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: u?
hornyguy7226: shorts asd a t shirt
hornyguy7226: r u trying to get me hard?
hornyguy7226: how small?
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: Ooh easy on tige
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: tiger*
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: oh my small top its just touching the top of my belly button
hornyguy7226: butt floss thong or regular
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: a silk thong
hornyguy7226: so so the big gils are almost hanging out
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: oh yeah
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: Ever done Cyber b4?
hornyguy7226: yes
hornyguy7226: u?
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: oh yes
hornyguy7226: so ur wet and ready huh
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: Maaaaybe
hornyguy7226: I walk in see u on the computer with ur big %%%% almost out of ur shirt and kisss ur neck while my hand slides doen r sholder to ur %%% and circles ur nipple
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: Hmm
hornyguy7226: my hand slides under ur shirt and iz let ur nipple get stuck between my fingers as I massage it
hornyguy7226: as my tongue plays shocky with urs
hornyguy7226: we lift ur shirt over ur head to display your beatiful its
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: Ohh yeah thats nice, i take off your shirt... and rub your handsome body
hornyguy7226: werub each others bod as my mouth sucks on ur nipple
hornyguy7226: my hands go down ot ur %%% which feels so firm as I massage it
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: I gently Unzip Your Trouser, and Feel your Cock rubbing it up and down
hornyguy7226: i feel ur wetness seeping onto ur %%%
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: You Start To get Hard, as i get wetter and wetter beneath your fingers
hornyguy7226: i slide ur thong down with my big toe
hornyguy7226: o what sweet l ooking %%%%%
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: i pull your trousers down, still feeling you cock
hornyguy7226: I think it needs attention
hornyguy7226: should I give it some?
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: oh yeah
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: BEfore You Do anything, i just brb
hornyguy7226: I kiss my way down ur body to ur hot wet mound but don't touch it I lick all around
hornyguy7226: are u getting toys??
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: You could say that
hornyguy7226: is there a vibe in u now?
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: oh yeah... i have something behind my back, which you will neven see.... IO
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: I PULL OUT A SAWN OFF SHOTGUN, AND BLOW OFF YOUR cock
hornyguy7226: I oh ur sweet
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: i know... its my style, im a lezzo
hornyguy7226: so u want ot remove guys %%%%% so there willb e more holes 4 u?
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: no, because i am a fourteen year old boy, and you have just been PUNKED
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: Hello?
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: Hello?
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: still like my tits?
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: my nice wet pussy?
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: no?
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: ok!
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: ...
Sexi-D-2Kaii7: Bye then!

he has gone silent now... lol

no its not, i tell people i am 12 then they leave me alone.

You got the wrong crowd then. Stay a bit longer, and say ur 13. Works every time.

At 5/20/07 04:20 PM, g0t wrote: Ok...it was fine for like 30 seconds.. then it just got creepy as hell..

Damn i know, i got literally 12 PM's asking me for cyber, and the likes.

Ha ha ha...

This thread's still alive?

Might contribute a bit more :)