dirtyoldman69: how old?
hornyhomie805> asl
dirtyoldman69: i asked you
hornyhomie805> im a guy %%%%%%
dirtyoldman69: im not
dirtyoldman69: im a 20 year old female
hornyhomie805> haha why would your sn be dirty old man
hornyhomie805> ?
hornyhomie805> 19 yeah old male
dirtyoldman69: because its my dads account
hornyhomie805> year*
hornyhomie805> o
hornyhomie805> so do you cyber
dirtyoldman69: yeah
dirtyoldman69: want some candy
hornyhomie805> yeah i want candy
hornyhomie805> wat kind
dirtyoldman69: a lollipop
dirtyoldman69: get in my van
hornyhomie805> alright im getting in your van
dirtyoldman69: you get in my van and before you realize its too late i take my cock out and shove it down your throat
hornyhomie805> wat?
dirtyoldman69: you cry out NO but no really means yes so i pump your throat until i cum in it
hornyhomie805> you are a guy
dirtyoldman69: of course i am
dirtyoldman69: http://browndailysqueal.com/archives/wacky-ol d-man.jpg
dirtyoldman69: thats my picture
hornyhomie805> your %%%%%% sick
dirtyoldman69: im going to kidnap you and make you wear a schoolgirl uniform
hornyhomie805> the %%%%
dirtyoldman69: and force you to go to the pharmacy to get my viagra
dirtyoldman69: its hard using a cane to get to the store
hornyhomie805> any girls like to cyber hit me up
dirtyoldman69: HAHAHHA
hornyhomie805> a dawg get the %%%% away
dirtyoldman69: girls dont like you but i like little boys
dirtyoldman69: now put on those black lacie panties and dance for me
dirtyoldman69: where are you
dirtyoldman69: thats it im going to fuck your ass hard now

damn... it IS full of pedos... damn... my SN was MissingNYC-Chick... (i know how lame), but i still got like 15 popups... jeez... i said i was a 17/f/nj... and still... damn bunch of losers... oh well, at least they arent on NG

At 5/9/07 03:47 AM, MissingNYC wrote: damn... it IS full of pedos... damn... my SN was MissingNYC-Chick... (i know how lame), but i still got like 15 popups... jeez... i said i was a 17/f/nj... and still... damn bunch of losers... oh well, at least they arent on NG

What if one of them is Wade?

Well im about to go in again if anyone would like to join me,my sn is caligirl84

At 5/7/07 06:08 PM, sonicmega wrote: caliente34: pleas
Hornygrl81: www.omgwow.com
Hornygrl81: Hurry up!
caliente34: give me your msn
Hornygrl81: nuh uh, view only, babe
Hornygrl81: I play hard to get
caliente34: giv me your msn pleas
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS

The ownage here is fantastic.

god i love doin that i went to green peace and did that one its funny they blocked and band me i made alts till the ip banned god greenpeace hates me

WTF page 4,this thread is way better than the other crappy threads

At 5/9/07 04:17 PM, placeboelectra wrote: WTF page 4,this thread is way better than the other crappy threads

Wait were you the old man?

Someone has to have more.

That's a good one.

Well, all I know is that as of 30 minutes ago, Willi-Wowza, HAYF, myself, and 2 other people were ALL getting MSN add requests because someone's been posting our MSNs into Parachat.

That's crossing the line.

At 5/9/07 05:01 PM, sonicmega wrote: Well, all I know is that as of 30 minutes ago, Willi-Wowza, HAYF, myself, and 2 other people were ALL getting MSN add requests because someone's been posting our MSNs into Parachat.

That's crossing the line.

Roffle.

At 5/9/07 05:01 PM, sonicmega wrote: Well, all I know is that as of 30 minutes ago, Willi-Wowza, HAYF, myself, and 2 other people were ALL getting MSN add requests because someone's been posting our MSNs into Parachat.

That's crossing the line.

Thats funny

At 5/9/07 05:01 PM, sonicmega wrote: Well, all I know is that as of 30 minutes ago, Willi-Wowza, HAYF, myself, and 2 other people were ALL getting MSN add requests because someone's been posting our MSNs into Parachat.

That's crossing the line.

Owned.

Special thanks goes out to Tactics1337.

sexi_boi: hi sexy babes
xxxSexyxxx: HI SEXI BOI ;P
sexi_boi: send ur numba
sexi_boi: u horny or not
xxxSexyxxx: Phone?
sexi_boi: wats ur numba
xxxSexyxxx: NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor.
xxxSexyxxx: MPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343.
xxxSexyxxx: Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.
sexi_boi: wat da %%%
xxxSexyxxx:
*Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "XXXXX5151" is entered into the database.
xxxSexyxxx: Thank you and have a nice day
sexi_boi: very funi
xxxSexyxxx: This isn't a joke.
sexi_boi: why r u doin dis
xxxSexyxxx: Your IP has been entered and we are currently tracing it. This site has been spotted and reported as a popular place for pedophiles to 'cyber'.
xxxSexyxxx: Once we locate where you live, we will report your local authorities and they will arrest whomever seems responsible.
sexi_boi: but am not a pedophile ur called sexy
sexi_boi: unless i leave
xxxSexyxxx: Its commonly refered as jailbait.
sexi_boi: shut ur mouth bastard
xxxSexyxxx: regardless- its still highly illegal to solicit a minor.
sexi_boi has left.

Jesus, that was disgusting.

I got about 6 webcam invitations all at once.

Koko@gorilla.org.

Send this link in.

This thread is win. And yes, I joined NG solely to post teh funz.

This guy, just would not get it. I'm the virgin, by the way.

becool: hi
virgin134u: lol hey
virgin134u: asl??????????????????????????????????????????
??????
virgin134u: 13/f/ga
becool: h r u?
virgin134u: im ok im prty hrny
virgin134u: u??
becool: the same
virgin134u: kewl
becool: kool
becool: do u have camera
virgin134u: no sry do u
becool: no
becool: pis?
becool: pic
virgin134u: i don't have one
virgin134u: want 2 cyber? then mayb i can get u a pic
becool: ok
virgin134u: u start
becool: ok
virgin134u: ok
virgin134u: wut r waering
becool: are u alone
virgin134u: yea
becool: me too
virgin134u: kk
becool: only under cloths
becool: u?
virgin134u: im nwearin a lacy bra (dd cup) n matchin thong
virgin134u: hot?
becool: yes
virgin134u: o good
becool: my deck is hard right now
virgin134u: i rub ur hard dick with my warm small hands
virgin134u: ur dick is kinda small but i manage
virgin134u: i stick on my eyepatch
virgin134u: and whip out my cock
becool: nope
virgin134u: stick it in ur pooper
becool: is so tall
virgin134u: u die lol
virgin134u: PEDO
virgin134u: SO HOT I'M CUMMING
becool: u have to suck my deck
becool: befor french kissing u
virgin134u: can i still wear the eyepatch?
virgin134u: ok so i kneel down
becool: nope
virgin134u: well im gonna wear it anyway cuz pirates are kewl
virgin134u: so i kneel down
virgin134u: i put ur hard deck into mah mouf
virgin134u: u leik?
becool: hmm
becool: a bit
becool: but
becool: yes
virgin134u: ok so i'm suckin ur deck
becool: but slowly
virgin134u: i suck it but oh wait my fangs puncture ur deck
virgin134u: ur bleeding
virgin134u: now is my chance
virgin134u: to stick it in your ass
virgin134u: with my hard c.ock
virgin134u: i win in ur rectum
virgin134u: osm
becool: u'v got hard what
becool: maybe ur boobs
becool: right
virgin134u: cock.
virgin134u: penis.
virgin134u: schlong
virgin134u: you know. manmeat.
becool: i start massaging ur hear
virgin134u: my cock?
virgin134u: i start rubbing ur deck again
virgin134u: and i look at u sexily
virgin134u: but o noes i shoot lazer beams out of my mudkip
virgin134u: ur burned with my lazors
becool: i get lick ur clitous
virgin134u: no. i hvea no clitoris. grunt like a pirate for me.
virgin134u: and do it liek u mean it! AARRRRGH
becool: r u guy?
virgin134u: no. i am a female.
virgin134u: 13/f/ga remember?
becool: so
becool: i know
virgin134u: grunt for me?
virgin134u: pls?
virgin134u: i will suck ur deck
becool: how ur %%%%% is right now
becool: r u fingering it
virgin134u: i am fingering my peehole.
virgin134u: are you ok with peehole spiders?
becool: what is?
virgin134u: the spiders crawl out
virgin134u: They're my friends
becool: sorry i dont know
becool: ah yes
virgin134u: they suck me better than you can
becool: can we continu chating on msn
virgin134u: i shoot you with my lazors
becool: its will ne mucj beter
virgin134u: sry i don't hvea msn
becool: so yahoo
virgin134u: we can chat here!
becool: no
virgin134u: why not?
virgin134u: you make the spiders cry :(
becool: i have to live
virgin134u: you can live here!
becool: leave this room
virgin134u: with me
virgin134u: in our sacred world of terebithia
becool: if u want come on my yahoo
virgin134u: :(
virgin134u: u can email me tho
becool: howN
becool: ?
virgin134u: ugotownedlol@yahoo.com
virgin134u: u leik mudkips?
becool: look
becool: if u want talk in yahoo
becool: its ok
becool: r u online now?
virgin134u: no ill get online now
virgin134u: add me
becool: ok
virgin134u: k?ok
becool: ok
becool: i did
virgin134u: ok tell me your address and social security number so i can add you
becool: jaklagtary
virgin134u: did i mention i work with the fbi? and you're going to be arrested.
becool: this i
virgin134u: this wouldn't have happened if you weren't a pedo lol.
becool: i do
becool: i already aded u
virgin134u: did you not hear? i work with the fbi.
virgin134u: and in prison, they don't take no for an answer. they'll just stick it up your pooper.
virgin134u: :(

---

VaJames: hi how old r u
VaJames: are you busy
VaJames: are you really a virgin?
virgin134u: oh yes
virgin134u: ttly a virgin
VaJames: wow..how old r u
virgin134u: ...13
virgin134u: how old r u??
VaJames: o sorry i am very old
virgin134u: sorry?
virgin134u: daddy?
VaJames: im old enough to be ur daddy
virgin134u: your not my daddy?
virgin134u: i guess it's back to the spiders
VaJames: lol
VaJames: ur a funny lil horny girl
VaJames: how far have u gone with a guy
virgin134u: im a virgin so ive never done anything
virgin134u: and im not kidding there r spiders in my peehole
virgin134u: are u ok with that?
VaJames: sure
VaJames: have you never kissed even
VaJames: ?
VaJames: have you ever kissed a guy?
VaJames:
virgin134u: i have kissed many men
virgin134u: and they have kissed my schlong.
VaJames: o i thought u were a girl
VaJames: sorry
virgin134u: o but i am
VaJames: so u mean they have kissed ur p u s s y?
virgin134u: yeah if you want to call it that.
virgin134u: it;s 8 inches.
virgin134u: i can fuck you so hard you have the runs.
virgin134u: do you like pirates?
virgin134u: trogdor? daddy?
virgin134u: heloooooooooooooo?

---

Guest_28119: hi age/sex?
virgin134u: f/nothx

---

dokki_: asl plz
virgin134u: 13
virgin134u: u
dokki_: 31
virgin134u: sweet! daddy?

---

This one was fun. But I got swamped with IMs then.

LEPRECHON: WHY?
virgin134u: WHY DID I SHOOT U WIF MAH LAZORS??
LEPRECHON: BCAUSE UR A MARTION
virgin134u: MUDKIPS??/
LEPRECHON: WHAT PLANET R U FROM
virgin134u: GALAKATRON ASL?
LEPRECHON: U FIRST
virgin134u: 13/f/GA lolol asl?
LEPRECHON: 16,IRL
virgin134u: IRL U THINK IM LYIN??
LEPRECHON: NO
LEPRECHON: SEX????
virgin134u: OK
virgin134u: I TAKE MAH HAZORS N RIP OFF UR PANTS
virgin134u: THAT'S A BIG VAGINA MA'AM
LEPRECHON: A TRUE VIRGIN SPEAKS
virgin134u: YES YES I JUST DID
virgin134u: THX 4 NOTICIN
LEPRECHON: UR VERY SHY
virgin134u: YEA A LITTLE BIT EXCEPT 4 MAH LAZORZ!!!11
virgin134u: MUY CALIENTAY
LEPRECHON: M,FM.?????
virgin134u: O YEAH???
virgin134u: ORLY?SRSLY?WOOT?
virgin134u: ROFLS MY WAFLS
LEPRECHON: DO U ONLY MASTERB
virgin134u: SINSE IM A VIRGIN YES
virgin134u: WUT ABOOT U
LEPRECHON: R U GOOD?
LEPRECHON: TELL ME UR SEX???
virgin134u: I AM VERY GOOD I CAN CUM IN LIKE MILLISECONDS
virgin134u: MY SEX IS FEMALE DUHHHHHHHH
LEPRECHON: N THE RONG STUFF
virgin134u: MUDKIP?
virgin134u: ORLY?
LEPRECHON: SORRY DISREGARD LAST
virgin134u: OK
LEPRECHON: AGE?
virgin134u: THIRTEEN OMFG I JUST TLD U DIS MAN
virgin134u: GET WITH IT
LEPRECHON: LEFT OUT UR ALL SO BIG
virgin134u: O OK
LEPRECHON: DISREGARD
virgin134u: OMFG K
LEPRECHON: IM TYPING IN MAIN WINDOW SORRY
virgin134u: OH I CAN SEE HOW THAT WOULD BE MUDKIP CONFUSING
virgin134u: SORRY I SPEW RANDOM MUDKIPS
virgin134u: HOT?
LEPRECHON: WHY THE VIRGIN TITLE?
virgin134u: CUZ IMMA VIRGIN LOL!
virgin134u: WUT U DNT BELIEVE ME>
virgin134u: WE CAN TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!!!11
LEPRECHON: ITS BOLD
virgin134u: LIKE MY COCK
virgin134u: I AM KNIGHTING YOUR PU SSY TROGDOR
virgin134u: DO YOU FEEL HONORED?
LEPRECHON: UR 13?????
virgin134u: YES. TOTALLY.
virgin134u: LOADS OF PEOPLE SAY I ACT OLDER THEN I AM
virgin134u: rly mature
LEPRECHON: ?WHAT DO U KNOW??
LEPRECHON: DO YOU LIKE DIRTY TALK???
LEPRECHON: RU THERE
LEPRECHON: HELLO IM SORRY TALK TO ME
LEPRECHON has left.

man_banger: how old ru and are youa virgin for real
virgin134u: im a 13 yo virgin
man_banger: yo dude you want to get laid some day with hot hcick
man_banger: lick your %%%% %%%%%
man_banger: %%%% the %%%%%
man_banger: an hear her moan
virgin134u: oh yes
virgin134u: i like chicks sucking on my cock.
man_banger: well good for you man
virgin134u: i'm not a man!
virgin134u: i'm a blushing young female.
man_banger: alrigh tchill out
virgin134u: you got something against trannies?
virgin134u: :-*
man_banger: you are a trannies
man_banger: hahahahahaa
man_banger: what you transplant a %%%%% andbooobs
man_banger: hahahahah man %%%% you tranny boy
virgin134u: fuck YOU, tranny man!
PC46. Your message was not received by the user. The user is not logged in.

And they just don't stop. lolol

This thread is win. And yes, I joined NG solely to post teh funz.

This guy, just would not get it. I'm the virgin, by the way.

becool: hi
virgin134u: lol hey
virgin134u: asl??????????????????????????????????????????
??????
virgin134u: 13/f/ga
becool: h r u?
virgin134u: im ok im prty hrny
virgin134u: u??
becool: the same
virgin134u: kewl
becool: kool
becool: do u have camera
virgin134u: no sry do u
becool: no
becool: pis?
becool: pic
virgin134u: i don't have one
virgin134u: want 2 cyber? then mayb i can get u a pic
becool: ok
virgin134u: u start
becool: ok
virgin134u: ok
virgin134u: wut r waering
becool: are u alone
virgin134u: yea
becool: me too
virgin134u: kk
becool: only under cloths
becool: u?
virgin134u: im nwearin a lacy bra (dd cup) n matchin thong
virgin134u: hot?
becool: yes
virgin134u: o good
becool: my deck is hard right now
virgin134u: i rub ur hard dick with my warm small hands
virgin134u: ur dick is kinda small but i manage
virgin134u: i stick on my eyepatch
virgin134u: and whip out my cock
becool: nope
virgin134u: stick it in ur pooper
becool: is so tall
virgin134u: u die lol
virgin134u: PEDO
virgin134u: SO HOT I'M CUMMING
becool: u have to suck my deck
becool: befor french kissing u
virgin134u: can i still wear the eyepatch?
virgin134u: ok so i kneel down
becool: nope
virgin134u: well im gonna wear it anyway cuz pirates are kewl
virgin134u: so i kneel down
virgin134u: i put ur hard deck into mah mouf
virgin134u: u leik?
becool: hmm
becool: a bit
becool: but
becool: yes
virgin134u: ok so i'm suckin ur deck
becool: but slowly
virgin134u: i suck it but oh wait my fangs puncture ur deck
virgin134u: ur bleeding
virgin134u: now is my chance
virgin134u: to stick it in your ass
virgin134u: with my hard c.ock
virgin134u: i win in ur rectum
virgin134u: osm
becool: u'v got hard what
becool: maybe ur boobs
becool: right
virgin134u: cock.
virgin134u: penis.
virgin134u: schlong
virgin134u: you know. manmeat.
becool: i start massaging ur hear
virgin134u: my cock?
virgin134u: i start rubbing ur deck again
virgin134u: and i look at u sexily
virgin134u: but o noes i shoot lazer beams out of my mudkip
virgin134u: ur burned with my lazors
becool: i get lick ur clitous
virgin134u: no. i hvea no clitoris. grunt like a pirate for me.
virgin134u: and do it liek u mean it! AARRRRGH
becool: r u guy?
virgin134u: no. i am a female.
virgin134u: 13/f/ga remember?
becool: so
becool: i know
virgin134u: grunt for me?
virgin134u: pls?
virgin134u: i will suck ur deck
becool: how ur %%%%% is right now
becool: r u fingering it
virgin134u: i am fingering my peehole.
virgin134u: are you ok with peehole spiders?
becool: what is?
virgin134u: the spiders crawl out
virgin134u: They're my friends
becool: sorry i dont know
becool: ah yes
virgin134u: they suck me better than you can
becool: can we continu chating on msn
virgin134u: i shoot you with my lazors
becool: its will ne mucj beter
virgin134u: sry i don't hvea msn
becool: so yahoo
virgin134u: we can chat here!
becool: no
virgin134u: why not?
virgin134u: you make the spiders cry :(
becool: i have to live
virgin134u: you can live here!
becool: leave this room
virgin134u: with me
virgin134u: in our sacred world of terebithia
becool: if u want come on my yahoo
virgin134u: :(
virgin134u: u can email me tho
becool: howN
becool: ?
virgin134u: ugotownedlol@yahoo.com
virgin134u: u leik mudkips?
becool: look
becool: if u want talk in yahoo
becool: its ok
becool: r u online now?
virgin134u: no ill get online now
virgin134u: add me
becool: ok
virgin134u: k?ok
becool: ok
becool: i did
virgin134u: ok tell me your address and social security number so i can add you
becool: jaklagtary
virgin134u: did i mention i work with the fbi? and you're going to be arrested.
becool: this i
virgin134u: this wouldn't have happened if you weren't a pedo lol.
becool: i do
becool: i already aded u
virgin134u: did you not hear? i work with the fbi.
virgin134u: and in prison, they don't take no for an answer. they'll just stick it up your pooper.
virgin134u: :(

---

VaJames: hi how old r u
VaJames: are you busy
VaJames: are you really a virgin?
virgin134u: oh yes
virgin134u: ttly a virgin
VaJames: wow..how old r u
virgin134u: ...13
virgin134u: how old r u??
VaJames: o sorry i am very old
virgin134u: sorry?
virgin134u: daddy?
VaJames: im old enough to be ur daddy
virgin134u: your not my daddy?
virgin134u: i guess it's back to the spiders
VaJames: lol
VaJames: ur a funny lil horny girl
VaJames: how far have u gone with a guy
virgin134u: im a virgin so ive never done anything
virgin134u: and im not kidding there r spiders in my peehole
virgin134u: are u ok with that?
VaJames: sure
VaJames: have you never kissed even
VaJames: ?
VaJames: have you ever kissed a guy?
VaJames:
virgin134u: i have kissed many men
virgin134u: and they have kissed my schlong.
VaJames: o i thought u were a girl
VaJames: sorry
virgin134u: o but i am
VaJames: so u mean they have kissed ur p u s s y?
virgin134u: yeah if you want to call it that.
virgin134u: it;s 8 inches.
virgin134u: i can fuck you so hard you have the runs.
virgin134u: do you like pirates?
virgin134u: trogdor? daddy?
virgin134u: heloooooooooooooo?

---

Guest_28119: hi age/sex?
virgin134u: f/nothx

---

dokki_: asl plz
virgin134u: 13
virgin134u: u
dokki_: 31
virgin134u: sweet! daddy?

---

This one was fun. But I got swamped with IMs then.

LEPRECHON: WHY?
virgin134u: WHY DID I SHOOT U WIF MAH LAZORS??
LEPRECHON: BCAUSE UR A MARTION
virgin134u: MUDKIPS??/
LEPRECHON: WHAT PLANET R U FROM
virgin134u: GALAKATRON ASL?
LEPRECHON: U FIRST
virgin134u: 13/f/GA lolol asl?
LEPRECHON: 16,IRL
virgin134u: IRL U THINK IM LYIN??
LEPRECHON: NO
LEPRECHON: SEX????
virgin134u: OK
virgin134u: I TAKE MAH HAZORS N RIP OFF UR PANTS
virgin134u: THAT'S A BIG VAGINA MA'AM
LEPRECHON: A TRUE VIRGIN SPEAKS
virgin134u: YES YES I JUST DID
virgin134u: THX 4 NOTICIN
LEPRECHON: UR VERY SHY
virgin134u: YEA A LITTLE BIT EXCEPT 4 MAH LAZORZ!!!11
virgin134u: MUY CALIENTAY
LEPRECHON: M,FM.?????
virgin134u: O YEAH???
virgin134u: ORLY?SRSLY?WOOT?
virgin134u: ROFLS MY WAFLS
LEPRECHON: DO U ONLY MASTERB
virgin134u: SINSE IM A VIRGIN YES
virgin134u: WUT ABOOT U
LEPRECHON: R U GOOD?
LEPRECHON: TELL ME UR SEX???
virgin134u: I AM VERY GOOD I CAN CUM IN LIKE MILLISECONDS
virgin134u: MY SEX IS FEMALE DUHHHHHHHH
LEPRECHON: N THE RONG STUFF
virgin134u: MUDKIP?
virgin134u: ORLY?
LEPRECHON: SORRY DISREGARD LAST
virgin134u: OK
LEPRECHON: AGE?
virgin134u: THIRTEEN OMFG I JUST TLD U DIS MAN
virgin134u: GET WITH IT
LEPRECHON: LEFT OUT UR ALL SO BIG
virgin134u: O OK
LEPRECHON: DISREGARD
virgin134u: OMFG K
LEPRECHON: IM TYPING IN MAIN WINDOW SORRY
virgin134u: OH I CAN SEE HOW THAT WOULD BE MUDKIP CONFUSING
virgin134u: SORRY I SPEW RANDOM MUDKIPS
virgin134u: HOT?
LEPRECHON: WHY THE VIRGIN TITLE?
virgin134u: CUZ IMMA VIRGIN LOL!
virgin134u: WUT U DNT BELIEVE ME>
virgin134u: WE CAN TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!!!11
LEPRECHON: ITS BOLD
virgin134u: LIKE MY COCK
virgin134u: I AM KNIGHTING YOUR PU SSY TROGDOR
virgin134u: DO YOU FEEL HONORED?
LEPRECHON: UR 13?????
virgin134u: YES. TOTALLY.
virgin134u: LOADS OF PEOPLE SAY I ACT OLDER THEN I AM
virgin134u: rly mature
LEPRECHON: ?WHAT DO U KNOW??
LEPRECHON: DO YOU LIKE DIRTY TALK???
LEPRECHON: RU THERE
LEPRECHON: HELLO IM SORRY TALK TO ME
LEPRECHON has left.

man_banger: how old ru and are youa virgin for real
virgin134u: im a 13 yo virgin
man_banger: yo dude you want to get laid some day with hot hcick
man_banger: lick your %%%% %%%%%
man_banger: %%%% the %%%%%
man_banger: an hear her moan
virgin134u: oh yes
virgin134u: i like chicks sucking on my cock.
man_banger: well good for you man
virgin134u: i'm not a man!
virgin134u: i'm a blushing young female.
man_banger: alrigh tchill out
virgin134u: you got something against trannies?
virgin134u: :-*
man_banger: you are a trannies
man_banger: hahahahahaa
man_banger: what you transplant a %%%%% andbooobs
man_banger: hahahahah man %%%% you tranny boy
virgin134u: fuck YOU, tranny man!
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And they just don't stop. lolol

Crap. Stupid DSL crashing.

/n00bness

Rlyaman: hey
hhh: rlyaman?

I think I just bust a gut laughing.

z0mg! Paed0philea!!1!!

sujith--sri_lanka: haieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
sujith--sri_lanka: hot or cool
sexi-cali-gurl16: me?
sujith--sri_lanka: ya
sexi-cali-gurl16: i guess... im a bit hot.
sujith--sri_lanka: blem baby
sexi-cali-gurl16: asl?
sujith--sri_lanka: babay do yuo like to cool your hot
sujith--sri_lanka: me male your age
sexi-cali-gurl16: god.... you make me all hot...
sexi-cali-gurl16: wanna cyber
sexi-cali-gurl16: ?
sujith--sri_lanka: do you like to cool your hot hole
sujith--sri_lanka: by my hot pensi
sexi-cali-gurl16: oh yeah...
sexi-cali-gurl16: stick it in...
sujith--sri_lanka: thank baby
sujith--sri_lanka: sure
sujith--sri_lanka: your age
sexi-cali-gurl16: 16
sujith--sri_lanka: woww me 24
sujith--sri_lanka: are you in along
sujith--sri_lanka: me in my room along
sexi-cali-gurl16: and ill return the favor by plunging my 17" cock in your hole
sexi-cali-gurl16: haha!
sexi-cali-gurl16: =)
sujith--sri_lanka: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
sexi-cali-gurl16: butssex is awesome
sujith--sri_lanka: ok
sujith--sri_lanka: baby how is your hot hole shape size
sexi-cali-gurl16: im really tight
sujith--sri_lanka: good
sujith--sri_lanka: so w ecan talk lot of sex secret more fun mehtods ok readyee
sexi-cali-gurl16: i want to take my cock and shove it in your ass
sexi-cali-gurl16: i want to fuck your mouth
sujith--sri_lanka: sure
sujith--sri_lanka: ok
sexi-cali-gurl16: you want my dick?
sujith--sri_lanka: am need to lick hot hole and two lips
sujith--sri_lanka: are you amel or female
sexi-cali-gurl16: both!
sexi-cali-gurl16: =)
sexi-cali-gurl16: still there lover? want it in yer pooper?

oh god... i cannat believe he missed the whole 'i have a cock' vibe througout that
i mean... shit. he agreed to have his ass ripped apart by me before wondering if i was a chick or guy. i was lmao. this is the best ever

ima make a scat one

My short lived exploits/ Viewer discretion is advised.

sexydick: want some?
HotGrl17: Is that your best?
HotGrl17: Want some?
HotGrl17: Honestly, you suck.
HotGrl17: How the fuck am I supposed to get wet from a line as lame as that.
sexydick: waht
sexydick: r u girl
HotGrl17: Fuckign duh, look at my screen name God damnit.
HotGrl17: But you think you can get a girl to e-fuck you with a lame ass line as 'want some'.
sexydick: u seem like a guy
HotGrl17: Christ, enjoy wacking off in your lonley basement for the rest of your life.
HotGrl17: Why, because I'm not fellating your 2 inch cock after a lame ass line as 'want some'?
HotGrl17: Christ.
sexydick has left.

Rooney8: hi
HotGrl17: Rooney, what a gay name.
HotGrl17: Seriously, choke yourself out.
HotGrl17: I bet you cry yourself to sleep every night while eating chips.
Rooney8: Gay?
Rooney8: its my nickname
HotGrl17: What, for taking it in the ass?

Mark6974: hi
HotGrl17: Hey Mark.
HotGrl17: You know under the sink.
Mark6974: yeah
HotGrl17: Where you keep your chemical cleaners?
HotGrl17: Have a swig.
HotGrl17: It'ls good for the digestive tract.
Mark6974: my dick is hard !
Mark6974: am jerking with it
Mark6974: hey are u really girl?
HotGrl17: Yes, see my SN.
HotGrl17: I love cock.
HotGrl17: And handbags.
HotGrl17: And makeup.
Mark6974: hey
HotGrl17: And.....Britney Spears CDs.
Mark6974: can i meet u ?
HotGrl17: Sorry, I have a cock.
Mark6974: i like 2 get 3 know sexy girls
HotGrl17: That might put a damper on your little plan.

sexydick: want some?
HotGrl17: Is that your best?
HotGrl17: Want some?
HotGrl17: Honestly, you suck.
HotGrl17: How the fuck am I supposed to get wet from a line as lame as that.
sexydick: waht
sexydick: r u girl
HotGrl17: Fuckign duh, look at my screen name God damnit.
HotGrl17: But you think you can get a girl to e-fuck you with a lame ass line as 'want some'.
sexydick: u seem like a guy
HotGrl17: Christ, enjoy wacking off in your lonley basement for the rest of your life.
HotGrl17: Why, because I'm not fellating your 2 inch cock after a lame ass line as 'want some'?
HotGrl17: Christ.

kanks: (o)(o)
HotGrl17: Hahaha, lame.
kanks: ?
kanks: how are u dear
HotGrl17: You get called lame and your response is 'how are you dear'?
HotGrl17: What are you, retarded or something?
kanks: !!
kanks:
kanks:
kanks:
HotGrl17: Jesus Christ, you are retarded.
kanks:
kanks:
kanks: ::hand
HotGrl17: Aww, you gonna cry?
kanks:
kanks:
kanks:
kanks:
kanks: bye

Peanuts: hi
HotGrl17: Seriouosly, you should just stick your dick in a paper shredder if your nickname is peanuts.
Peanuts: Really

hinn112: hi
HotGrl17: NOT NOW.
HotGrl17: I'M BUSY.
HotGrl17: WITH A WOMAN.
HotGrl17: SEXUALLY.
HotGrl17: BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA

Mark6974: hi
HotGrl17: Hey Mark.
HotGrl17: You know under the sink.
Mark6974: yeah
HotGrl17: Where you keep your chemical cleaners?
HotGrl17: Have a swig.
HotGrl17: It'ls good for the digestive tract.
Mark6974: my dick is hard !
Mark6974: am jerking with it
Mark6974: hey are u really girl?
HotGrl17: Yes, see my SN.
HotGrl17: I love cock.
HotGrl17: And handbags.
HotGrl17: And makeup.
Mark6974: hey
HotGrl17: And.....Britney Spears CDs.
Mark6974: can i meet u ?
HotGrl17: Sorry, I have a cock.
Mark6974: i like 2 get 3 know sexy girls
HotGrl17: That might put a damper on your little plan.
Mark6974: why is that
Mark6974: i like 2 lick sweet %%%%% ! till they run dry
HotGrl17: <-Yo tengo cock.
HotGrl17: Dick
HotGrl17: Penis
HotGrl17: Wang
HotGrl17: Noodle

kIng_coco: hi
HotGrl17: Oh God, you just suck.
kIng_coco: how are you
HotGrl17: Well, I'm not sucking.
HotGrl17: HINT.
kIng_coco: ha ha
kIng_coco: do you want we to talk on msn
HotGrl17: No, I don't talk to suck.
kIng_coco: ok

hot_guy8595: hey ya huni
hot_guy8595: age
HotGrl17: Oh christ, just offyourself.
HotGrl17: I'M SIX YEARS OLD FOR FUCKS SAKE.
HotGrl17: Jesus christ.
HotGrl17: Also, I write at a 5th grade level.
HotGrl17: SO NOW YOU'RE A PEDO.
HotGrl17: OFF TO THE PADDY WAGON FOR YOU.
hot_guy8595: wat
HotGrl17: WEEEEEEEEEEoooooooEEEEEEEEEEEEoooooooEEEEEEEE EEEEoooooooo
hot_guy8595: r u home??
HotGrl17: NO I'M OUT IN THE PLAYGROUND ON THE FUCKING MONKEY BARS.
HotGrl17: OF COURSE I'M HOME YOU RETARD.
hot_guy8595: wat
hot_guy8595: is mum home??
HotGrl17: Listen baby, I know what you want.
HotGrl17: But I'm just too tender right now.
hot_guy8595: look here is mum home
hot_guy8595: can i talk to her plzzz
<hot_guy8595> sent sound: beep
hot_guy8595:
HotGrl17: Hi, this is Jenny's mom.
HotGrl17: I don't appreciate you trying to seduce me or my daughter.
HotGrl17: Please kill yourself.
HotGrl17: KTHNX.
HotGrl17: <3
hot_guy8595: wat
hot_guy8595: hw old ru mum??
HotGrl17: Alright, now this is Bob, Jenny's VERY homoerotic dad.
HotGrl17: And, I like the way you look.
HotGrl17: A/S/L.
hot_guy8595: sorry
HotGrl17: Oh come on baby.
HotGrl17: You know you want it.
hot_guy8595: i dnt chat with guys
hot_guy8595: bt can help u
HotGrl17: Yeah you do.
HotGrl17: Come on.
HotGrl17: Just a bit.
hot_guy8595: with ur wife
HotGrl17: GOOD SIR.
HotGrl17: YOU TRY TO SEDUCE MY DAUGHTE.R
HotGrl17: THAN MY WIFE.
HotGrl17: AND NOW I'M PUTTING OUT FOR YOU SO WE CAN AVOID INEVITABLE POLICE ACTION.
HotGrl17: AND YOU'RE PUSSYING OUT.
HotGrl17: Well fine.
HotGrl17: GOOD DAY SIR.
hot_guy8595: %%%% off

hinn112: hi
HotGrl17: NOT NOW.
HotGrl17: I'M BUSY.
HotGrl17: WITH A WOMAN.
HotGrl17: SEXUALLY.
HotGrl17: BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA
hinn112 has left.

wykyyd: hey asl?
HotGrl17: 14/F/NJ
wykyyd: 18m
wykyyd: watcha doing?
HotGrl17: HA-HA, illegal.
wykyyd: illegal?
wykyyd has left.
wykyyd has joined.
wykyyd has left.
wykyyd has joined.
wykyyd: hey asl?
HotGrl17: Didn't we do this already/
HotGrl17: And didn't I say illeal.
HotGrl17: What, do you WANT to be in Pedo jail.
HotGrl17: Christ.
wykyyd: oh whoops
wykyyd: my bad
HotGrl17: Kill yourself.
wykyyd: maybe later
wykyyd: sorry
wykyyd has left.

toni_montana: hii
HotGrl17: Are you gonna make me say hello to your little friend you CUBAN RIPOFF PIECE OF SHIT.
toni_montana: whatt?
HotGrl17: You heard me you Al Pacino carbon copy motherfucker.
toni_montana: oyes
HotGrl17: If I had a cock, I'd so fuck you in the ass for being such a lame cuban motherfucker.

i_like_to_kiss_a_girl..: hi...hot..
HotGrl17: Hi....your screen name is too fucking logn so off yourself with a pencil in the wang.
i_like_to_kiss_a_girl..: so how its possible say such things like tat..
i_like_to_kiss_a_girl..: sing language
HotGrl17: No, it's called English.
HotGrl17: And you suck at it.
HotGrl17: BIG TIME.
i_like_to_kiss_a_girl..: i said it in english..
i_like_to_kiss_a_girl..: not spanish
HotGrl17: You said it in bad english.
HotGrl17: You dumbass cock-mongler.
i_like_to_kiss_a_girl..: is there any dictionary called bad english and good english
i_like_to_kiss_a_girl..: dont bark...
HotGrl17: *Is there a dictionary that distinguishes between bad english and good english.
HotGrl17: You dumbass, go back to school.
HotGrl17: LAME.

Hah, this site really is weird.

It's hilarious.

Telling them that they can expect a call from the police, that gets good results.

rawr> ello
caligirl86: omg LOLZ
caligirl86: what in the hell kind of a name is rawr?
rawr> >> A ghetto name
caligirl86: LOL you arent ghetto youre just a white boy
rawr> Nah, not white either.
caligirl86: rawr wow how intimidating
caligirl86: well unfortuanately i dont like black people
rawr> Don't you hate it when your not right.
rawr> I'm not black either.
caligirl86: so youre a spic then
rawr> No.
caligirl86: whatever your name is crap be gone now

casperrrrrrrrrr> ::rose
casperrrrrrrrrr> can we talksssss
casperrrrrrrrrr> ?
caligirl86: sorry I have no need to talk to someone who isnt literate
caligirl86: so beat it
casperrrrrrrrrr> where do u know arent ý literate
casperrrrrrrrrr> plssss
casperrrrrrrrrr> just
casperrrrrrrrrr> speak to me
casperrrrrrrrrr> also to conversation or dýalogue
caligirl86: exactly my point youre annoying
caligirl86: go away
casperrrrrrrrrr> you are prejudiced
casperrrrrrrrrr> ý think
casperrrrrrrrrr> u didn t talks
casperrrrrrrrrr> anythink
caligirl86: I think you are annoying learn to spell
caligirl86: and get a real girlfriend
casperrrrrrrrrr> u r right about to spelll
casperrrrrrrrrr> no ý am not here gf
casperrrrrrrrrr> just dialogueeeee
casperrrrrrrrrr> pls just conversation
caligirl86: SHUT UP GO THE FUCK AWAY
caligirl86: TAKE A FUCKING HINT
caligirl86: I WILL NOT EFUCK YOU
casperrrrrrrrrr> u r so politeeeeee
casperrrrrrrrrr> ý dont ur name sorry
casperrrrrrrrrr> just conversation ý am sayingggg

horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> hey
caligirl86: LOL okay,,,,
caligirl86: what a name I can imagine bringing you home to my parents
caligirl86: and telling them
caligirl86: I met this guy offline
caligirl86: his SN was hornyguywithcamandmic
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> lol
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> yup
caligirl86: he tried to efuck me
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> but i dont think i would tell any one where i lived that i met online
caligirl86: of course not because you are over 40 balding and no other 14 year old girls would find you attractive
caligirl86: so youre better off sitting behind your pc and whacking off
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> lol
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> ok then you can say what you want
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> but i'm 17/m/canada
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> i have a cam and mic
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> and i only talk to gurls my age
caligirl86: do your parents know you are showing off your pathetic little member to strangers
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> do your parents know you talk to pathetic strangers
caligirl86: Did you know im working undercover and your parents will now find out
caligirl86: about your little chat antics
caligirl86: your ip is being traced as we speak
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> your so stupid
caligirl86: I will seize your computer from your home
caligirl86: along with any pornographic photos you may have of yourself
caligirl86: child pornagraphy is illegal
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> i'm still only 17 so if any one really did try to do sumthing like that i'm still only 17
caligirl86: you missed the point you fucking brat
caligirl86: child pornagraphy
caligirl86: illegal in this country
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> well i dont have any on my comp stupid
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> i dont look at that
caligirl86: you idiot I will seize all pornographic photos of yourself off your harddrive
caligirl86: you are only 17 correct
caligirl86: the FBI will charge your house
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> i dont take photos of me stupid
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> and i'm in canada
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> so %%%% off
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> its stupid that your trying to tell ppl off
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> i hate pervs that go for kids
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> but i'm a guy that is looking to have fun with sum one his age
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> so %%%% off
horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic> its so stupid
caligirl86: THE FBI WILL CHARGE YOU WIT OUR LAZERZ
>> horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic has joined room
>> horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic has left room

sexyblackboi> hi
caligirl86: Are you reall black?
sexyblackboi> yes y
sexyblackboi> age
sexyblackboi> hello
caligirl86: SORRY I DONT LIKE BLACKS
caligirl86: GO AWAY
sexyblackboi> bye god bless u
caligirl86: bye and remember to return that pc youre on to the library or school you stole it from
sexyblackboi> %%%% u
caligirl86: I am an undercover cop
sexyblackboi> %%%% u
caligirl86: A highschool reported a computer stolen earlier
caligirl86: and your ip matches theirs
caligirl86: care to explain that?
sexyblackboi> who cares fool ur racist
caligirl86: sir surrender now
caligirl86: we are tracing the source of the ip right now
caligirl86: we will get your address
caligirl86: and recover the stolen property
sexyblackboi> ok
sexyblackboi> ok
caligirl86: we will also retrieve any illegal narcotics found
sexyblackboi> how do u know english
sexyblackboi> pple in california have little brain
caligirl86: sorry learn to spell I cant type in jiggaboo
caligirl86: I bet you run in gangs
sexyblackboi> nope
caligirl86: I will arrest you and you will be raped by men much bigger and stronger than you punk
sexyblackboi> u just made me upset dat u dont talk to blacks ur racist
sexyblackboi> bring yo father
caligirl86: like I care you are a common thief and criminal
caligirl86: I shall take you down
sexyblackboi> go take yo father down and suck is dick
sexyblackboi> ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
caligirl86: SIR SHUT UP YOU N#GGER YOU WILL BE APPREHENDED BEFORE YOU SELL THAT PC FOR CRACK

Its funny as hell too read, but i definitely wouldnt spend my time doing thát..

At 5/16/07 04:29 AM, placeboelectra wrote: caligirl86: THE FBI WILL CHARGE YOU WIT OUR LAZERZ
>> horny_guy_with_cam_and_mic has left room

If only he understood the ownage

isnt there like a MOD of some sort in those sites?

At 5/7/07 04:59 PM, Duffi wrote: Now, this is sureley not a surprise. The first chat website to show up when you search for chat-rooms is Parachat.

XD!

Fucking Win!

this is like the best topic since like ages!