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At 5/8/07 05:45 PM, AwesomeX wrote: Do i have to dl parachat

If you already have Java installed on your computer then the site should load fine in the browser.

At 5/8/07 05:47 PM, Pog wrote:

At 5/8/07 05:45 PM, AwesomeX wrote: Do i have to dl parachat

You should at least look at the posted site before you post so you don't look like a complete dumbass, this chat is a java applet.

Rather not go to something possibly crawling with viruses

Haha, I can`t even mess with one of them without getting too many pms.

At 5/8/07 05:33 PM, Tactics1337 wrote: NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was

That's genius, I will try it !

This shit is great.

At 5/8/07 10:59 PM, IcyPop23 wrote: This shit is great.

I know- i set a RECORD with 43 pop-ups.

I'll post some funny shit soon.

At 5/8/07 11:01 PM, Jedabaza wrote:

At 5/8/07 10:59 PM, IcyPop23 wrote: This shit is great.

I know- i set a RECORD with 43 pop-ups.

I'll post some funny shit soon.

Sorry to double post: Heres some funny shit i just pulled off- you can guess who i am.

john_: hey
john_: asl
xxxsexichixxxx: 78 f at your door
john_: o ok
john_: come in
john_: im waiting ms
xxxsexichixxxx: *walks in*
john_: ok have a seat
john_: ........right over there
xxxsexichixxxx: I grin as my cock flaps out and i slap you across the face, i moan and shove it up your pooper and pour pancake batter over you, blood and jizz shooting everywhere.
john_: haha ur funny
xxxsexichixxxx: I thank you and your a filthy jew- everyone wins
john_: yup. i jizz in ur mouth and make u swallow
john_: everyone wins then
xxxsexichixxxx: I bite down. Hard.
john_: i punch u in the face
john_: even harder on ur boobs
john_: and hardest on ur pu ssy
xxxsexichixxxx: I cry. I lop off your legs with a knife and fuck the stubs.
john_: ok i cut off ur boo bs and shove them up ur assh ole
john_: and then
xxxsexichixxxx: I moan in delight, as i speak, deepening- expressing the fact i'm a tranny
john_: i fuc k the %%%% outa u
john_: and throw u in the trash can
xxxsexichixxxx: I enjoy it, treat me like trash
john_: yup
john_: disposable
john_: throw u in the biological hazard bad
xxxsexichixxxx: I cock slap you and penetrate your skull with my throbbing cock, blood shooting everywhere.
john_: o u love blood dont u?
xxxsexichixxxx: wanna yiff a sheep?
john_: yea sure
john_: i wana yiff u
john_: and just blood everywhere
john_: do u on ur period
xxxsexichixxxx: I'll put on my fox ears and tail.
john_: blood eveywhere
john_: bye biatch

Lol. Yiffy.

At 5/8/07 11:15 PM, Tal-con wrote: It's not pedophilia if you tell the guy you're 22, but he's still a sick fuck.

Read the thread... He said he did it saying he was a 13 year old female but don't have any log to show us.

At 5/8/07 11:32 PM, Dalario wrote:

At 5/8/07 11:15 PM, Tal-con wrote: It's not pedophilia if you tell the guy you're 22, but he's still a sick fuck.

Read the thread... He said he did it saying he was a 13 year old female but don't have any log to show us.

Doesn't matter- its hilarious to fuck around with these people.

Sam_I_Am: damn my cock is hard
chickflick: sup
chickflick: what?
chickflick: u there?
chickflick: D:
Sam_I_Am: wrong IM
chickflick: lawl
Sam_I_Am: yes I am here
chickflick: Cocks
Sam_I_Am: ??
chickflick: *thrust cock into ass*
chickflick: LOL, I BANG'D YOU
Sam_I_Am: lol
Sam_I_Am: well
Sam_I_Am: that sucks for me!
Sam_I_Am: lol
chickflick: Yes it does
Sam_I_Am: later
chickflick: wait
chickflick: i luff you
chickflick: don't leave
Sam_I_Am: I dont need a dick
chickflick: yes you do
chickflick: fine
chickflick: ill do a vagina strap on
Sam_I_Am: no I dont
chickflick: cmon
chickflick: CUM HERE

dirtyoldman69: how old?
hornyhomie805> asl
dirtyoldman69: i asked you
hornyhomie805> im a guy %%%%%%
dirtyoldman69: im not
dirtyoldman69: im a 20 year old female
hornyhomie805> haha why would your sn be dirty old man
hornyhomie805> ?
hornyhomie805> 19 yeah old male
dirtyoldman69: because its my dads account
hornyhomie805> year*
hornyhomie805> o
hornyhomie805> so do you cyber
dirtyoldman69: yeah
dirtyoldman69: want some candy
hornyhomie805> yeah i want candy
hornyhomie805> wat kind
dirtyoldman69: a lollipop
dirtyoldman69: get in my van
hornyhomie805> alright im getting in your van
dirtyoldman69: you get in my van and before you realize its too late i take my cock out and shove it down your throat
hornyhomie805> wat?
dirtyoldman69: you cry out NO but no really means yes so i pump your throat until i cum in it
hornyhomie805> you are a guy
dirtyoldman69: of course i am
dirtyoldman69: http://browndailysqueal.com/archives/wacky-ol d-man.jpg
dirtyoldman69: thats my picture
hornyhomie805> your %%%%%% sick
dirtyoldman69: im going to kidnap you and make you wear a schoolgirl uniform
hornyhomie805> the %%%%
dirtyoldman69: and force you to go to the pharmacy to get my viagra
dirtyoldman69: its hard using a cane to get to the store
hornyhomie805> any girls like to cyber hit me up
dirtyoldman69: HAHAHHA
hornyhomie805> a dawg get the %%%% away
dirtyoldman69: girls dont like you but i like little boys
dirtyoldman69: now put on those black lacie panties and dance for me
dirtyoldman69: where are you
dirtyoldman69: thats it im going to fuck your ass hard now

damn... it IS full of pedos... damn... my SN was MissingNYC-Chick... (i know how lame), but i still got like 15 popups... jeez... i said i was a 17/f/nj... and still... damn bunch of losers... oh well, at least they arent on NG

At 5/9/07 03:47 AM, MissingNYC wrote: damn... it IS full of pedos... damn... my SN was MissingNYC-Chick... (i know how lame), but i still got like 15 popups... jeez... i said i was a 17/f/nj... and still... damn bunch of losers... oh well, at least they arent on NG

What if one of them is Wade?

Well im about to go in again if anyone would like to join me,my sn is caligirl84

At 5/7/07 06:08 PM, sonicmega wrote: caliente34: pleas
Hornygrl81: www.omgwow.com
Hornygrl81: Hurry up!
caliente34: give me your msn
Hornygrl81: nuh uh, view only, babe
Hornygrl81: I play hard to get
caliente34: giv me your msn pleas
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS

The ownage here is fantastic.

god i love doin that i went to green peace and did that one its funny they blocked and band me i made alts till the ip banned god greenpeace hates me

WTF page 4,this thread is way better than the other crappy threads

At 5/9/07 04:17 PM, placeboelectra wrote: WTF page 4,this thread is way better than the other crappy threads

Wait were you the old man?

Someone has to have more.

Wonderbra strikes again!

Wonderbra: Hia
Wonderbra: f
Wonderbra: uk
Wonderbra: 19
dannyyyyyy: hi who r u???
Wonderbra: A stripper
dannyyyyyy: girl or boy?
Wonderbra: Not really 19
Wonderbra: f
Wonderbra: 16
dannyyyyyy: where r u???
Wonderbra: UK
dannyyyyyy: where about uk????
Wonderbra: Britan
dannyyyyyy: which city?
Wonderbra: Why?
dannyyyyyy: i am in manchester
dannyyyyyy: how old r u???????
Wonderbra: Wow, you just asked a 16 year old where she lives. You might of raped a fake 16 year old. I'm a 36 year old MALE, a FBI agent, and I just cracked your IP.
Wonderbra: How old are you?
dannyyyyyy: %%%% u
Wonderbra: No, how old are you. For real.
dannyyyyyy: %%%% offf
Wonderbra: I'll let you off with a warning if you don't lie.
Wonderbra: Or you could be in court.
dannyyyyyy: %%%% off
Wonderbra: No, do you want to be in jail?
Wonderbra: Raped, harmed by the Bubba.
Wonderbra: Don't hide
dannyyyyyy has left.

I own.

That's a good one.

Well, all I know is that as of 30 minutes ago, Willi-Wowza, HAYF, myself, and 2 other people were ALL getting MSN add requests because someone's been posting our MSNs into Parachat.

That's crossing the line.

At 5/9/07 05:01 PM, sonicmega wrote: Well, all I know is that as of 30 minutes ago, Willi-Wowza, HAYF, myself, and 2 other people were ALL getting MSN add requests because someone's been posting our MSNs into Parachat.

That's crossing the line.

Roffle.

At 5/9/07 05:01 PM, sonicmega wrote: Well, all I know is that as of 30 minutes ago, Willi-Wowza, HAYF, myself, and 2 other people were ALL getting MSN add requests because someone's been posting our MSNs into Parachat.

That's crossing the line.

Thats funny

At 5/9/07 05:01 PM, sonicmega wrote: Well, all I know is that as of 30 minutes ago, Willi-Wowza, HAYF, myself, and 2 other people were ALL getting MSN add requests because someone's been posting our MSNs into Parachat.

That's crossing the line.

Owned.

Special thanks goes out to Tactics1337.

sexi_boi: hi sexy babes
xxxSexyxxx: HI SEXI BOI ;P
sexi_boi: send ur numba
sexi_boi: u horny or not
xxxSexyxxx: Phone?
sexi_boi: wats ur numba
xxxSexyxxx: NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor.
xxxSexyxxx: MPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343.
xxxSexyxxx: Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.
sexi_boi: wat da %%%
xxxSexyxxx:
*Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "XXXXX5151" is entered into the database.
xxxSexyxxx: Thank you and have a nice day
sexi_boi: very funi
xxxSexyxxx: This isn't a joke.
sexi_boi: why r u doin dis
xxxSexyxxx: Your IP has been entered and we are currently tracing it. This site has been spotted and reported as a popular place for pedophiles to 'cyber'.
xxxSexyxxx: Once we locate where you live, we will report your local authorities and they will arrest whomever seems responsible.
sexi_boi: but am not a pedophile ur called sexy
sexi_boi: unless i leave
xxxSexyxxx: Its commonly refered as jailbait.
sexi_boi: shut ur mouth bastard
xxxSexyxxx: regardless- its still highly illegal to solicit a minor.
sexi_boi has left.

Jesus, that was disgusting.

I got about 6 webcam invitations all at once.

Koko@gorilla.org.

Send this link in.

This thread is win. And yes, I joined NG solely to post teh funz.

This guy, just would not get it. I'm the virgin, by the way.

becool: hi
virgin134u: lol hey
virgin134u: asl??????????????????????????????????????????
??????
virgin134u: 13/f/ga
becool: h r u?
virgin134u: im ok im prty hrny
virgin134u: u??
becool: the same
virgin134u: kewl
becool: kool
becool: do u have camera
virgin134u: no sry do u
becool: no
becool: pis?
becool: pic
virgin134u: i don't have one
virgin134u: want 2 cyber? then mayb i can get u a pic
becool: ok
virgin134u: u start
becool: ok
virgin134u: ok
virgin134u: wut r waering
becool: are u alone
virgin134u: yea
becool: me too
virgin134u: kk
becool: only under cloths
becool: u?
virgin134u: im nwearin a lacy bra (dd cup) n matchin thong
virgin134u: hot?
becool: yes
virgin134u: o good
becool: my deck is hard right now
virgin134u: i rub ur hard dick with my warm small hands
virgin134u: ur dick is kinda small but i manage
virgin134u: i stick on my eyepatch
virgin134u: and whip out my cock
becool: nope
virgin134u: stick it in ur pooper
becool: is so tall
virgin134u: u die lol
virgin134u: PEDO
virgin134u: SO HOT I'M CUMMING
becool: u have to suck my deck
becool: befor french kissing u
virgin134u: can i still wear the eyepatch?
virgin134u: ok so i kneel down
becool: nope
virgin134u: well im gonna wear it anyway cuz pirates are kewl
virgin134u: so i kneel down
virgin134u: i put ur hard deck into mah mouf
virgin134u: u leik?
becool: hmm
becool: a bit
becool: but
becool: yes
virgin134u: ok so i'm suckin ur deck
becool: but slowly
virgin134u: i suck it but oh wait my fangs puncture ur deck
virgin134u: ur bleeding
virgin134u: now is my chance
virgin134u: to stick it in your ass
virgin134u: with my hard c.ock
virgin134u: i win in ur rectum
virgin134u: osm
becool: u'v got hard what
becool: maybe ur boobs
becool: right
virgin134u: cock.
virgin134u: penis.
virgin134u: schlong
virgin134u: you know. manmeat.
becool: i start massaging ur hear
virgin134u: my cock?
virgin134u: i start rubbing ur deck again
virgin134u: and i look at u sexily
virgin134u: but o noes i shoot lazer beams out of my mudkip
virgin134u: ur burned with my lazors
becool: i get lick ur clitous
virgin134u: no. i hvea no clitoris. grunt like a pirate for me.
virgin134u: and do it liek u mean it! AARRRRGH
becool: r u guy?
virgin134u: no. i am a female.
virgin134u: 13/f/ga remember?
becool: so
becool: i know
virgin134u: grunt for me?
virgin134u: pls?
virgin134u: i will suck ur deck
becool: how ur %%%%% is right now
becool: r u fingering it
virgin134u: i am fingering my peehole.
virgin134u: are you ok with peehole spiders?
becool: what is?
virgin134u: the spiders crawl out
virgin134u: They're my friends
becool: sorry i dont know
becool: ah yes
virgin134u: they suck me better than you can
becool: can we continu chating on msn
virgin134u: i shoot you with my lazors
becool: its will ne mucj beter
virgin134u: sry i don't hvea msn
becool: so yahoo
virgin134u: we can chat here!
becool: no
virgin134u: why not?
virgin134u: you make the spiders cry :(
becool: i have to live
virgin134u: you can live here!
becool: leave this room
virgin134u: with me
virgin134u: in our sacred world of terebithia
becool: if u want come on my yahoo
virgin134u: :(
virgin134u: u can email me tho
becool: howN
becool: ?
virgin134u: ugotownedlol@yahoo.com
virgin134u: u leik mudkips?
becool: look
becool: if u want talk in yahoo
becool: its ok
becool: r u online now?
virgin134u: no ill get online now
virgin134u: add me
becool: ok
virgin134u: k?ok
becool: ok
becool: i did
virgin134u: ok tell me your address and social security number so i can add you
becool: jaklagtary
virgin134u: did i mention i work with the fbi? and you're going to be arrested.
becool: this i
virgin134u: this wouldn't have happened if you weren't a pedo lol.
becool: i do
becool: i already aded u
virgin134u: did you not hear? i work with the fbi.
virgin134u: and in prison, they don't take no for an answer. they'll just stick it up your pooper.
virgin134u: :(

---

VaJames: hi how old r u
VaJames: are you busy
VaJames: are you really a virgin?
virgin134u: oh yes
virgin134u: ttly a virgin
VaJames: wow..how old r u
virgin134u: ...13
virgin134u: how old r u??
VaJames: o sorry i am very old
virgin134u: sorry?
virgin134u: daddy?
VaJames: im old enough to be ur daddy
virgin134u: your not my daddy?
virgin134u: i guess it's back to the spiders
VaJames: lol
VaJames: ur a funny lil horny girl
VaJames: how far have u gone with a guy
virgin134u: im a virgin so ive never done anything
virgin134u: and im not kidding there r spiders in my peehole
virgin134u: are u ok with that?
VaJames: sure
VaJames: have you never kissed even
VaJames: ?
VaJames: have you ever kissed a guy?
VaJames:
virgin134u: i have kissed many men
virgin134u: and they have kissed my schlong.
VaJames: o i thought u were a girl
VaJames: sorry
virgin134u: o but i am
VaJames: so u mean they have kissed ur p u s s y?
virgin134u: yeah if you want to call it that.
virgin134u: it;s 8 inches.
virgin134u: i can fuck you so hard you have the runs.
virgin134u: do you like pirates?
virgin134u: trogdor? daddy?
virgin134u: heloooooooooooooo?

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Guest_28119: hi age/sex?
virgin134u: f/nothx

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dokki_: asl plz
virgin134u: 13
virgin134u: u
dokki_: 31
virgin134u: sweet! daddy?

---

This one was fun. But I got swamped with IMs then.

LEPRECHON: WHY?
virgin134u: WHY DID I SHOOT U WIF MAH LAZORS??
LEPRECHON: BCAUSE UR A MARTION
virgin134u: MUDKIPS??/
LEPRECHON: WHAT PLANET R U FROM
virgin134u: GALAKATRON ASL?
LEPRECHON: U FIRST
virgin134u: 13/f/GA lolol asl?
LEPRECHON: 16,IRL
virgin134u: IRL U THINK IM LYIN??
LEPRECHON: NO
LEPRECHON: SEX????
virgin134u: OK
virgin134u: I TAKE MAH HAZORS N RIP OFF UR PANTS
virgin134u: THAT'S A BIG VAGINA MA'AM
LEPRECHON: A TRUE VIRGIN SPEAKS
virgin134u: YES YES I JUST DID
virgin134u: THX 4 NOTICIN
LEPRECHON: UR VERY SHY
virgin134u: YEA A LITTLE BIT EXCEPT 4 MAH LAZORZ!!!11
virgin134u: MUY CALIENTAY
LEPRECHON: M,FM.?????
virgin134u: O YEAH???
virgin134u: ORLY?SRSLY?WOOT?
virgin134u: ROFLS MY WAFLS
LEPRECHON: DO U ONLY MASTERB
virgin134u: SINSE IM A VIRGIN YES
virgin134u: WUT ABOOT U
LEPRECHON: R U GOOD?
LEPRECHON: TELL ME UR SEX???
virgin134u: I AM VERY GOOD I CAN CUM IN LIKE MILLISECONDS
virgin134u: MY SEX IS FEMALE DUHHHHHHHH
LEPRECHON: N THE RONG STUFF
virgin134u: MUDKIP?
virgin134u: ORLY?
LEPRECHON: SORRY DISREGARD LAST
virgin134u: OK
LEPRECHON: AGE?
virgin134u: THIRTEEN OMFG I JUST TLD U DIS MAN
virgin134u: GET WITH IT
LEPRECHON: LEFT OUT UR ALL SO BIG
virgin134u: O OK
LEPRECHON: DISREGARD
virgin134u: OMFG K
LEPRECHON: IM TYPING IN MAIN WINDOW SORRY
virgin134u: OH I CAN SEE HOW THAT WOULD BE MUDKIP CONFUSING
virgin134u: SORRY I SPEW RANDOM MUDKIPS
virgin134u: HOT?
LEPRECHON: WHY THE VIRGIN TITLE?
virgin134u: CUZ IMMA VIRGIN LOL!
virgin134u: WUT U DNT BELIEVE ME>
virgin134u: WE CAN TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!!!11
LEPRECHON: ITS BOLD
virgin134u: LIKE MY COCK
virgin134u: I AM KNIGHTING YOUR PU SSY TROGDOR
virgin134u: DO YOU FEEL HONORED?
LEPRECHON: UR 13?????
virgin134u: YES. TOTALLY.
virgin134u: LOADS OF PEOPLE SAY I ACT OLDER THEN I AM
virgin134u: rly mature
LEPRECHON: ?WHAT DO U KNOW??
LEPRECHON: DO YOU LIKE DIRTY TALK???
LEPRECHON: RU THERE
LEPRECHON: HELLO IM SORRY TALK TO ME
LEPRECHON has left.

man_banger: how old ru and are youa virgin for real
virgin134u: im a 13 yo virgin
man_banger: yo dude you want to get laid some day with hot hcick
man_banger: lick your %%%% %%%%%
man_banger: %%%% the %%%%%
man_banger: an hear her moan
virgin134u: oh yes
virgin134u: i like chicks sucking on my cock.
man_banger: well good for you man
virgin134u: i'm not a man!
virgin134u: i'm a blushing young female.
man_banger: alrigh tchill out
virgin134u: you got something against trannies?
virgin134u: :-*
man_banger: you are a trannies
man_banger: hahahahahaa
man_banger: what you transplant a %%%%% andbooobs
man_banger: hahahahah man %%%% you tranny boy
virgin134u: fuck YOU, tranny man!
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And they just don't stop. lolol

This thread is win. And yes, I joined NG solely to post teh funz.

This guy, just would not get it. I'm the virgin, by the way.

becool: hi
virgin134u: lol hey
virgin134u: asl??????????????????????????????????????????
??????
virgin134u: 13/f/ga
becool: h r u?
virgin134u: im ok im prty hrny
virgin134u: u??
becool: the same
virgin134u: kewl
becool: kool
becool: do u have camera
virgin134u: no sry do u
becool: no
becool: pis?
becool: pic
virgin134u: i don't have one
virgin134u: want 2 cyber? then mayb i can get u a pic
becool: ok
virgin134u: u start
becool: ok
virgin134u: ok
virgin134u: wut r waering
becool: are u alone
virgin134u: yea
becool: me too
virgin134u: kk
becool: only under cloths
becool: u?
virgin134u: im nwearin a lacy bra (dd cup) n matchin thong
virgin134u: hot?
becool: yes
virgin134u: o good
becool: my deck is hard right now
virgin134u: i rub ur hard dick with my warm small hands
virgin134u: ur dick is kinda small but i manage
virgin134u: i stick on my eyepatch
virgin134u: and whip out my cock
becool: nope
virgin134u: stick it in ur pooper
becool: is so tall
virgin134u: u die lol
virgin134u: PEDO
virgin134u: SO HOT I'M CUMMING
becool: u have to suck my deck
becool: befor french kissing u
virgin134u: can i still wear the eyepatch?
virgin134u: ok so i kneel down
becool: nope
virgin134u: well im gonna wear it anyway cuz pirates are kewl
virgin134u: so i kneel down
virgin134u: i put ur hard deck into mah mouf
virgin134u: u leik?
becool: hmm
becool: a bit
becool: but
becool: yes
virgin134u: ok so i'm suckin ur deck
becool: but slowly
virgin134u: i suck it but oh wait my fangs puncture ur deck
virgin134u: ur bleeding
virgin134u: now is my chance
virgin134u: to stick it in your ass
virgin134u: with my hard c.ock
virgin134u: i win in ur rectum
virgin134u: osm
becool: u'v got hard what
becool: maybe ur boobs
becool: right
virgin134u: cock.
virgin134u: penis.
virgin134u: schlong
virgin134u: you know. manmeat.
becool: i start massaging ur hear
virgin134u: my cock?
virgin134u: i start rubbing ur deck again
virgin134u: and i look at u sexily
virgin134u: but o noes i shoot lazer beams out of my mudkip
virgin134u: ur burned with my lazors
becool: i get lick ur clitous
virgin134u: no. i hvea no clitoris. grunt like a pirate for me.
virgin134u: and do it liek u mean it! AARRRRGH
becool: r u guy?
virgin134u: no. i am a female.
virgin134u: 13/f/ga remember?
becool: so
becool: i know
virgin134u: grunt for me?
virgin134u: pls?
virgin134u: i will suck ur deck
becool: how ur %%%%% is right now
becool: r u fingering it
virgin134u: i am fingering my peehole.
virgin134u: are you ok with peehole spiders?
becool: what is?
virgin134u: the spiders crawl out
virgin134u: They're my friends
becool: sorry i dont know
becool: ah yes
virgin134u: they suck me better than you can
becool: can we continu chating on msn
virgin134u: i shoot you with my lazors
becool: its will ne mucj beter
virgin134u: sry i don't hvea msn
becool: so yahoo
virgin134u: we can chat here!
becool: no
virgin134u: why not?
virgin134u: you make the spiders cry :(
becool: i have to live
virgin134u: you can live here!
becool: leave this room
virgin134u: with me
virgin134u: in our sacred world of terebithia
becool: if u want come on my yahoo
virgin134u: :(
virgin134u: u can email me tho
becool: howN
becool: ?
virgin134u: ugotownedlol@yahoo.com
virgin134u: u leik mudkips?
becool: look
becool: if u want talk in yahoo
becool: its ok
becool: r u online now?
virgin134u: no ill get online now
virgin134u: add me
becool: ok
virgin134u: k?ok
becool: ok
becool: i did
virgin134u: ok tell me your address and social security number so i can add you
becool: jaklagtary
virgin134u: did i mention i work with the fbi? and you're going to be arrested.
becool: this i
virgin134u: this wouldn't have happened if you weren't a pedo lol.
becool: i do
becool: i already aded u
virgin134u: did you not hear? i work with the fbi.
virgin134u: and in prison, they don't take no for an answer. they'll just stick it up your pooper.
virgin134u: :(

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VaJames: hi how old r u
VaJames: are you busy
VaJames: are you really a virgin?
virgin134u: oh yes
virgin134u: ttly a virgin
VaJames: wow..how old r u
virgin134u: ...13
virgin134u: how old r u??
VaJames: o sorry i am very old
virgin134u: sorry?
virgin134u: daddy?
VaJames: im old enough to be ur daddy
virgin134u: your not my daddy?
virgin134u: i guess it's back to the spiders
VaJames: lol
VaJames: ur a funny lil horny girl
VaJames: how far have u gone with a guy
virgin134u: im a virgin so ive never done anything
virgin134u: and im not kidding there r spiders in my peehole
virgin134u: are u ok with that?
VaJames: sure
VaJames: have you never kissed even
VaJames: ?
VaJames: have you ever kissed a guy?
VaJames:
virgin134u: i have kissed many men
virgin134u: and they have kissed my schlong.
VaJames: o i thought u were a girl
VaJames: sorry
virgin134u: o but i am
VaJames: so u mean they have kissed ur p u s s y?
virgin134u: yeah if you want to call it that.
virgin134u: it;s 8 inches.
virgin134u: i can fuck you so hard you have the runs.
virgin134u: do you like pirates?
virgin134u: trogdor? daddy?
virgin134u: heloooooooooooooo?

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Guest_28119: hi age/sex?
virgin134u: f/nothx

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dokki_: asl plz
virgin134u: 13
virgin134u: u
dokki_: 31
virgin134u: sweet! daddy?

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This one was fun. But I got swamped with IMs then.

LEPRECHON: WHY?
virgin134u: WHY DID I SHOOT U WIF MAH LAZORS??
LEPRECHON: BCAUSE UR A MARTION
virgin134u: MUDKIPS??/
LEPRECHON: WHAT PLANET R U FROM
virgin134u: GALAKATRON ASL?
LEPRECHON: U FIRST
virgin134u: 13/f/GA lolol asl?
LEPRECHON: 16,IRL
virgin134u: IRL U THINK IM LYIN??
LEPRECHON: NO
LEPRECHON: SEX????
virgin134u: OK
virgin134u: I TAKE MAH HAZORS N RIP OFF UR PANTS
virgin134u: THAT'S A BIG VAGINA MA'AM
LEPRECHON: A TRUE VIRGIN SPEAKS
virgin134u: YES YES I JUST DID
virgin134u: THX 4 NOTICIN
LEPRECHON: UR VERY SHY
virgin134u: YEA A LITTLE BIT EXCEPT 4 MAH LAZORZ!!!11
virgin134u: MUY CALIENTAY
LEPRECHON: M,FM.?????
virgin134u: O YEAH???
virgin134u: ORLY?SRSLY?WOOT?
virgin134u: ROFLS MY WAFLS
LEPRECHON: DO U ONLY MASTERB
virgin134u: SINSE IM A VIRGIN YES
virgin134u: WUT ABOOT U
LEPRECHON: R U GOOD?
LEPRECHON: TELL ME UR SEX???
virgin134u: I AM VERY GOOD I CAN CUM IN LIKE MILLISECONDS
virgin134u: MY SEX IS FEMALE DUHHHHHHHH
LEPRECHON: N THE RONG STUFF
virgin134u: MUDKIP?
virgin134u: ORLY?
LEPRECHON: SORRY DISREGARD LAST
virgin134u: OK
LEPRECHON: AGE?
virgin134u: THIRTEEN OMFG I JUST TLD U DIS MAN
virgin134u: GET WITH IT
LEPRECHON: LEFT OUT UR ALL SO BIG
virgin134u: O OK
LEPRECHON: DISREGARD
virgin134u: OMFG K
LEPRECHON: IM TYPING IN MAIN WINDOW SORRY
virgin134u: OH I CAN SEE HOW THAT WOULD BE MUDKIP CONFUSING
virgin134u: SORRY I SPEW RANDOM MUDKIPS
virgin134u: HOT?
LEPRECHON: WHY THE VIRGIN TITLE?
virgin134u: CUZ IMMA VIRGIN LOL!
virgin134u: WUT U DNT BELIEVE ME>
virgin134u: WE CAN TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!!!11
LEPRECHON: ITS BOLD
virgin134u: LIKE MY COCK
virgin134u: I AM KNIGHTING YOUR PU SSY TROGDOR
virgin134u: DO YOU FEEL HONORED?
LEPRECHON: UR 13?????
virgin134u: YES. TOTALLY.
virgin134u: LOADS OF PEOPLE SAY I ACT OLDER THEN I AM
virgin134u: rly mature
LEPRECHON: ?WHAT DO U KNOW??
LEPRECHON: DO YOU LIKE DIRTY TALK???
LEPRECHON: RU THERE
LEPRECHON: HELLO IM SORRY TALK TO ME
LEPRECHON has left.

man_banger: how old ru and are youa virgin for real
virgin134u: im a 13 yo virgin
man_banger: yo dude you want to get laid some day with hot hcick
man_banger: lick your %%%% %%%%%
man_banger: %%%% the %%%%%
man_banger: an hear her moan
virgin134u: oh yes
virgin134u: i like chicks sucking on my cock.
man_banger: well good for you man
virgin134u: i'm not a man!
virgin134u: i'm a blushing young female.
man_banger: alrigh tchill out
virgin134u: you got something against trannies?
virgin134u: :-*
man_banger: you are a trannies
man_banger: hahahahahaa
man_banger: what you transplant a %%%%% andbooobs
man_banger: hahahahah man %%%% you tranny boy
virgin134u: fuck YOU, tranny man!
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And they just don't stop. lolol

Crap. Stupid DSL crashing.

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