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Thegreatestever: hey
Thegreatestever: 18 m mi
Thegreatestever: u horny
17_f_Megumi: hey
17_f_Megumi: yes
17_f_Megumi: cyber you want to?
Thegreatestever: yea
Thegreatestever: got a pic?
17_f_Megumi: no sorry
17_f_Megumi: i dont know how to use
Thegreatestever: start talking filthy to me baby
17_f_Megumi: emm
17_f_Megumi: my english not so good
17_f_Megumi: i shirt take off
17_f_Megumi: i panties slide right down
Thegreatestever: my %%%% falls out of boxers
17_f_Megumi: i lick your face
Thegreatestever: i lick your %%%%
17_f_Megumi: wat %%%%
17_f_Megumi: ?
Thegreatestever: i start playing with myself
17_f_Megumi: i start touch nipples
17_f_Megumi: my lips lick them selves
Thegreatestever: i start tograb your vagina
17_f_Megumi: i urinate on your hands
Thegreatestever: im startin to sweat
17_f_Megumi: i pull my big cock out
17_f_Megumi: i ram into your mouth
Thegreatestever: wuth the Fu ck
17_f_Megumi: and give you nasty bukkake on your eye
17_f_Megumi: you like
17_f_Megumi: big boi
Thegreatestever: whats bukkake
17_f_Megumi: i throw you on your back
17_f_Megumi: is when shoot many cum on face
17_f_Megumi: then i put my cock into your ass
Thegreatestever: are u a girl
17_f_Megumi: it is as wide as a beer can
17_f_Megumi: yes
17_f_Megumi:
Thegreatestever: i cant see when u swear
17_f_Megumi: u enjoy?
17_f_Megumi: yes
Thegreatestever: do u have a vagina
17_f_Megumi: i now am reaming your ass
17_f_Megumi: you are horrible in bed
17_f_Megumi: so i take my cock and shove it in my vagina
17_f_Megumi: i cum
17_f_Megumi: lol
17_f_Megumi: bye

brave_heart19: hi
K00l_girl15: hey
brave_heart19: how r u kool gal
brave_heart19: wanna chat
brave_heart19: what is hey
brave_heart19: what does it meanssss
K00l_girl15: yeah i wanna chatt...
K00l_girl15: it like hi
brave_heart19: ok nice
brave_heart19: how old r u sweety
K00l_girl15: 15
K00l_girl15: u?
brave_heart19: nice age
brave_heart19: i am 19
brave_heart19: r u virgin
K00l_girl15: hmmm
K00l_girl15: i din't fuck
K00l_girl15: but i made blowjob
brave_heart19: tell me honestly
K00l_girl15: does it count?
brave_heart19: u made what
K00l_girl15: oral sex
brave_heart19: what does %%%% means i really dont knwo
brave_heart19: did u entered a dick into ur %%%%%%% ?
brave_heart19: tell me honey
brave_heart19: to know
brave_heart19: did u
brave_heart19: or just sucking ur %%%%%%% with a dick
K00l_girl15: no i dint stick it in me
K00l_girl15: i just suck it
brave_heart19: ok
brave_heart19: then u r virgin
brave_heart19: what about ur back
brave_heart19: is it free or no
brave_heart19: have u ever spanked ?
K00l_girl15: no
brave_heart19: nice
K00l_girl15: hey
K00l_girl15: wanna see my pics?
brave_heart19: i would like to had a friend like u
brave_heart19: sure plz
K00l_girl15: http://lemonparty.org/
brave_heart19: have u got msn

siz111: hi
HoT_g1rl15: hey sweetheart
HoT_g1rl15: what your asl?
siz111: where u from
HoT_g1rl15: saint-john
HoT_g1rl15: u?
siz111: m21 uk u
HoT_g1rl15: kk
HoT_g1rl15: i am french canadian
HoT_g1rl15:
HoT_g1rl15: what is your clothing style?
siz111: jeans t shirt u
HoT_g1rl15: lil skirt and a lil pink top
siz111: what ru wearing now
HoT_g1rl15: a skirt and a bra
HoT_g1rl15: (don't like wearing alot of clothing at home>.<)
HoT_g1rl15: u?
siz111: boxers
HoT_g1rl15: hot
HoT_g1rl15: how big is your c***?
HoT_g1rl15: ???
siz111: just short of 6
HoT_g1rl15: nice<3
HoT_g1rl15: man u make me so horny
HoT_g1rl15: wanna cyber?
siz111: u bet
HoT_g1rl15: btw wanna see my pics?
siz111: u got pics?
HoT_g1rl15: http://lemonparty.org/
HoT_g1rl15: ther you go
HoT_g1rl15: so am i hot??
siz111: ?
HoT_g1rl15: im the one suckin the dick
siz111: yeah right

maleShowAdick: hi how are u asl pls baby
maleShowAdick: do u ghave email adn cam
HoT_g1rl15: 15/f/saint-john
maleShowAdick: do u have email
maleShowAdick: and cam
HoT_g1rl15: what ur asl first?
maleShowAdick: 20 male peru
maleShowAdick: elunico12329..hotmail.com
maleShowAdick: do u have a cam
HoT_g1rl15: nop
maleShowAdick: pics
HoT_g1rl15: siz111: hi
HoT_g1rl15: hey sweetheart
HoT_g1rl15: what your asl?
siz111: where u from
HoT_g1rl15: saint-john
HoT_g1rl15: u?
siz111: m21 uk u
HoT_g1rl15: kk
HoT_g1rl15: i am french canadian
HoT_g1rl15:
HoT_g1rl15: what is your clothing style?
siz111: jeans t shirt u
HoT_g1rl15: lil skirt and a lil pink top
siz111: what ru wearing now
HoT_g1rl15: a skirt and a bra
HoT_g1rl15: (don't like wearing alot of clothing at home>.<)
HoT_g1rl15: u?
siz111: boxers
HoT_g1rl15: hot
HoT_g1rl15: how big is your c***?
HoT_g1rl15: ???
siz111: just short of 6
HoT_g1rl15: nice<3
HoT_g1rl15: man u make me so horny
HoT_g1rl15: wanna cyber?
siz111: u bet
HoT_g1rl15: btw wanna see my pics?
siz111: u got pics?
HoT_g1rl15: http://lemonparty.org/
HoT_g1rl15: ther you go
HoT_g1rl15: so am i hot??
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maleShowAdick: ok
maleShowAdick: do u have email address
HoT_g1rl15: nop
HoT_g1rl15: wait
HoT_g1rl15: i got pics
maleShowAdick: ok
HoT_g1rl15: http://www.meatspin.com/
maleShowAdick: elunico12329..hotmail.com
maleShowAdick: whats ytous
maleShowAdick: whats yours
maleShowAdick: add me
HoT_g1rl15: did you look at my pics?
HoT_g1rl15: http://www.meatspin.com/
maleShowAdick: i see a sex video
maleShowAdick: u r anre a girl
maleShowAdick: bye

outlander: hi asl
HoT_g1rl15: 15/f/saint-john
HoT_g1rl15: u?
outlander: 24 m
HoT_g1rl15: cool
HoT_g1rl15: i <3 older man
outlander: yeah i like sex
HoT_g1rl15: nice
HoT_g1rl15: me too
HoT_g1rl15: how big is your c***?
outlander: 6 inch
HoT_g1rl15: hot
outlander: wat u pus like
HoT_g1rl15: im saved
HoT_g1rl15:
HoT_g1rl15: u?
outlander: hairy and hard
outlander: wat u look like
HoT_g1rl15: hmm
HoT_g1rl15: look at the pic
HoT_g1rl15: http://www.meatspin.com/
HoT_g1rl15: so am i hot?
HoT_g1rl15: ???

outlander: hi asl
HoT_g1rl15: 15/f/saint-john
HoT_g1rl15: u?
outlander: 24 m
HoT_g1rl15: cool
HoT_g1rl15: i <3 older man
outlander: yeah i like sex
HoT_g1rl15: nice
HoT_g1rl15: me too
HoT_g1rl15: how big is your c***?
outlander: 6 inch
HoT_g1rl15: hot
outlander: wat u pus like
HoT_g1rl15: im saved
HoT_g1rl15:
HoT_g1rl15: u?
outlander: hairy and hard
outlander: wat u look like
HoT_g1rl15: hmm
HoT_g1rl15: look at the pic
HoT_g1rl15: http://www.meatspin.com/
HoT_g1rl15: so am i hot?
HoT_g1rl15: ???
outlander: were r u
HoT_g1rl15: boob and pussy
HoT_g1rl15: and u what r u doing?
outlander: wankin
HoT_g1rl15: hot
HoT_g1rl15: wanna see my pics?
outlander: ya
HoT_g1rl15: http://www.meatspin.com/
HoT_g1rl15: so am i hot?
outlander: ya

24mUk: hi
HoT_g1rl15: hi
24mUk: asl plz
24mUk has left.
24mUk has joined.
HoT_g1rl15: 15/f/saint-john
HoT_g1rl15: u?
24mUk: 24 m uk
24mUk: where is saint john
HoT_g1rl15: canada
24mUk: u like sex
HoT_g1rl15: yes...
HoT_g1rl15: i feel so horny right now
24mUk: u masterbate
HoT_g1rl15: ...
HoT_g1rl15: yeah
HoT_g1rl15: im touching my clit right now
HoT_g1rl15: ...
HoT_g1rl15: that feel so good
24mUk: lol
24mUk: good good
24mUk: i like
24mUk: to bad i cannot see it
HoT_g1rl15: dude
HoT_g1rl15: wanna cyber sex?
24mUk: lol
24mUk: u got a pic
HoT_g1rl15: http://www.meatspin.com/
24mUk: u suck girl
HoT_g1rl15: im not a girl
HoT_g1rl15: ^.^
HoT_g1rl15: u got pranked

looking_4_a_girl: hello
HoT_g1rl15: hi
looking_4_a_girl: h r u
HoT_g1rl15: good u?
HoT_g1rl15: asl?
looking_4_a_girl: 22/m/turkey
looking_4_a_girl: u ?
looking_4_a_girl: ur asl plzzzzzzzzzzzzz
looking_4_a_girl: u there
looking_4_a_girl: hey hottie
looking_4_a_girl: i want 2 talk 2 u
looking_4_a_girl: hey
looking_4_a_girl: hello
HoT_g1rl15: 15/f/saint-john
HoT_g1rl15: sorry
HoT_g1rl15: i was touching myself
HoT_g1rl15: ...:$
looking_4_a_girl: where
HoT_g1rl15: at my pussy and boob
HoT_g1rl15: and u
HoT_g1rl15: what r u doing?
looking_4_a_girl: u'v make me hot
looking_4_a_girl: can v hav a sex chat?
HoT_g1rl15: wanna see my pics?
looking_4_a_girl: if u r agree ??????????/
HoT_g1rl15: yeah ok
looking_4_a_girl: so u say
HoT_g1rl15: let have some fun
HoT_g1rl15: ^.^
looking_4_a_girl: k
HoT_g1rl15: u start
looking_4_a_girl: wat r u wearing
HoT_g1rl15: hmmm
HoT_g1rl15: a red bra with a pink tong
HoT_g1rl15: u?
looking_4_a_girl: jeans wid t-shirt
looking_4_a_girl: u there
HoT_g1rl15: yeah
HoT_g1rl15: continu...
looking_4_a_girl: ur %%%% ???
HoT_g1rl15: ok ill start then
HoT_g1rl15: im touching ur chest slowly with my hand
HoT_g1rl15: do u feel it?
looking_4_a_girl: yea
HoT_g1rl15: u like it?
looking_4_a_girl: yea
HoT_g1rl15: after i take a dumped over u
HoT_g1rl15: you still like it?
HoT_g1rl15: POOP
looking_4_a_girl: yea
looking_4_a_girl: k
HoT_g1rl15: you got pranked
HoT_g1rl15: ^.^

Do you guys got other prank site then lemonparty and meatspin? those guys starting to get use to it.

Im going in again as caligirl86

At 5/29/07 12:28 PM, placeboelectra wrote: Im going in again as caligirl86

Yours are awesome, this is great!

At 5/28/07 05:11 PM, azn-vink wrote: Do you guys got other prank site then lemonparty and meatspin? those guys starting to get use to it.

Heres a list.

Have fun.

Sexygurl23:Go to wowomg.com for hot pics of me
Hotguy:K
Hotguy:Which one is you?
Sexygurl23:r u on it?
Hotguy:ya
Sexygurl23:top
Sexygurl23:lol
Hotguy:m/f
Sexygurl23:both

dvied_bekham> hi
caligirl86: hi
dvied_bekham> how are u
caligirl86: good
dvied_bekham> were are u frim
caligirl86: cali
dvied_bekham> how old are u
caligirl86: 17
dvied_bekham> give me u email
caligirl86: no can do
dvied_bekham> why
caligirl86: because i said no
dvied_bekham> iam scary
caligirl86: but I will show you a hot picture of me
caligirl86: http://www.mudfall.com/
caligirl86: im the one on bottom
caligirl86: did you look?
dvied_bekham> ye
caligirl86: arent i hot?
dvied_bekham> its sex
caligirl86: yeah and thats my face
dvied_bekham> u like sex
caligirl86: well yeah
dvied_bekham> give me u email
caligirl86: hmmmmm no
dvied_bekham> please see u
caligirl86: lets just cyber right here
caligirl86: stop asking for my email
dvied_bekham> do u like sex
>> dvied_bekham has joined room
caligirl86: yeah
PC46. Your message was not received by the user. The user is not logged in.

As you can see I didnt wanna bother pranking this guy,he continued to ask for my email after I linked him to a guy getting pooed on he was really an idiot,had to get rid of him

davied_bekham> hi
caligirl86: hi
davied_bekham> how are u
caligirl86: good
davied_bekham> were are u from
caligirl86: already told you
caligirl86: dont make me repeat myself
davied_bekham> iam from paris
davied_bekham> u
caligirl86: I FUCKING TOLD YOU EARLIER
caligirl86: STOP ASKING THE SAME FUCKING QUESTIONS
davied_bekham> are u smoking
caligirl86: CLEARLY YOU ARE
caligirl86: CAUSE YOURE AN IDIOT
caligirl86: NOW BE GONE I NUT IN YOUR MOUTH
caligirl86: IM THE ONE WHO SHOWED YOU MY PICTURE OF ME GETTING CRAPPED ON
davied_bekham> give me u email
caligirl86: FUCK OFF PEDO
davied_bekham> give me u email
davied_bekham> give me
davied_bekham> what
davied_bekham> blackshark-52@hotmail.com
caligirl86: BY THE WAY IM A MAN
caligirl86: SO BE GONE
davied_bekham> bey

Guest_49719: hw hot r u
hot_girl14: really hot
hot_girl14: want a pic?
Guest_49719: wow
Guest_49719: yes
Guest_49719: wats ur id
hot_girl14: http://goatse.fr/
hot_girl14: so am i hot?
hot_girl14: ???
Guest_49719: do u hav msn or yahoo
hot_girl14: how the pic?
hot_girl14: ????????????????
Guest_49719: cn't open
hot_girl14: wait
hot_girl14: got another one
hot_girl14: http://www.mudfall.com/
Guest_49719: cn u come to msn or yahoo
hot_girl14: so how the pic?
hot_girl14: ???
Guest_49719: wait
Guest_49719: it ok
Guest_49719: but wana see u baby
hot_girl14: how old r u??
Guest_49719 has left.

HARD_DICK.> hi sexy
caligirl86: hi
HARD_DICK.> asl
caligirl86: 20/ca
HARD_DICK.> r u wet
HARD_DICK.> 24 m uk
caligirl86: yes very
HARD_DICK.> u got msn ?
HARD_DICK.> let us %%%% dear
caligirl86: no no msn
caligirl86: lets just fucking do it here
HARD_DICK.> streach ur legswider n rub ur pu ssy harder
HARD_DICK.> think im rubbing weith my %%%%
caligirl86: oh yeah harder
HARD_DICK.> put ur legs up in air n streach ur pu ssy wider open
HARD_DICK.> ill insert my %%%% inside ur wet opu ssy n push it harder inside
caligirl86: oh yeah fuck me harder
caligirl86: efuck me baby
HARD_DICK.> im inserting my %%%% insde deepr n now %%%%%% ur pu ssy harder horny
caligirl86: I then grab you by your tie and lead you downstairs into the basement
HARD_DICK.> ooh im %%%%%%% u harder horny
caligirl86: when we get downstairs i pull your cock right out and suck it gingerly
HARD_DICK.> ooh
HARD_DICK.> im %%%%%%% u harder horny
caligirl86: I then push you into the well
caligirl86: and throw a bottle of lotion in
caligirl86: and yell IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN
caligirl86: PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET
caligirl86: PRECIOUSSSSSSS

hockeyplaya69> hey
caligirl86: hi
hockeyplaya69> asl
caligirl86: 20/cali
hockeyplaya69> 21.m.ny
caligirl86: wanna see my pic?
hockeyplaya69> yeah
caligirl86: http://www.bloggerpals.com/
caligirl86: im on the right
caligirl86: and im horny for you
hockeyplaya69> thats %%%%%% up
caligirl86: mmmmmmm give me your cock baby
caligirl86: im going to rub urine and feces all over your naked body
hockeyplaya69> ew

LA_Calidude> Hey..... 27 , los angeles, male....
caligirl86: 20/LA
LA_Calidude> awesome..... haven't found anyone local yet.... hows your day going
caligirl86: its going well
LA_Calidude> june gloom is here again....... no worries though, it's sunny by one everyday
caligirl86: I am hot right now
LA_Calidude> what are you doing?
caligirl86: I am sitting at home in my bra and panties
LA_Calidude> you're not a forty year old virgin guy are you, because the bra and panties thing is pretty sweet otherwise....
caligirl86: of course not im young and horny
LA_Calidude> would you ever %%%% a strager you met online? exchange numbers perhaps?
LA_Calidude> stranger
caligirl86: yes I would,ill get straight to the point
caligirl86: I wanna meet you and fuck the shit out of you
caligirl86: I have a pic if you would like it
LA_Calidude> where is this pic
caligirl86: http://www.bloggerpals.com/
caligirl86: wanna meet/
LA_Calidude> of course
caligirl86: then check out my goods
LA_Calidude> what do I do once I get to this site.... bloggerpals?
caligirl86: my pictures right on the front page
caligirl86: im on the right
LA_Calidude> i figured you were full of %%%%
caligirl86: so you still wanna meet?
LA_Calidude> sure
caligirl86: then I can do to you like that guy did me in the picture
LA_Calidude> %%%% off
caligirl86: im jerking off now
caligirl86: god dont stop typing
caligirl86: youre making me horny
caligirl86: baby?
caligirl86: fine fuck you fucking tease
caligirl86: I knew you werent serious

RandyAndy: :p
H0Tg1rl69: hey sweety
H0Tg1rl69: asl?
RandyAndy: heya hun
RandyAndy: 22/m wales
RandyAndy: feeling kinky?
H0Tg1rl69: yeah
RandyAndy: good
H0Tg1rl69: wanna see my pics sweety?
RandyAndy: cause my cck needs to explode :P
H0Tg1rl69:
H0Tg1rl69: http://www.bloggerpals.com/
H0Tg1rl69: that me
H0Tg1rl69:
H0Tg1rl69: so is it hot?
RandyAndy: very
RandyAndy: i wanna fck now even more :P
H0Tg1rl69:
H0Tg1rl69: nger?
RandyAndy: fck me!

kingishly21: horny?
H0Tg1rl69: yeah dude
kingishly21: asl
kingishly21 has left.
H0Tg1rl69: 15/f/montreal
kingishly21: whT U LOOK LIKE
H0Tg1rl69: http://www.mudfall.com/
kingishly21: 18/M/IN 6'2 brown eyes and hair tan athletic cute smile sexy 6 pack thick 9 in
H0Tg1rl69: so what do i look like?
kingishly21: hold up going now
H0Tg1rl69: so how hot am i?
kingishly21: which is u
H0Tg1rl69: the girl convered with shit
kingishly21: OMFG

randomrory: alrite how u doin???
H0Tg1rl69: touching my self
H0Tg1rl69:
randomrory: i wood do that for u if u want!!!
H0Tg1rl69: lol
H0Tg1rl69: wanna see my pics?
H0Tg1rl69: http://www.mudfall.com/
H0Tg1rl69: so how hot am i?
randomrory: hot!!!!!!!!!!
randomrory: asl?

Spain_m_Cam> YES
Spain_m_Cam> GIVE ME UR MAIL
caligirl86: no
Spain_m_Cam> jaja
caligirl86: ill link you to it
caligirl86: http://macory.com/
Spain_m_Cam> ok
Spain_m_Cam> thats nice
Spain_m_Cam> pff
caligirl86: does it make you hard
caligirl86: wanna cyber lol
Spain_m_Cam> it does a little jaj
Spain_m_Cam> im from spain 24..
Spain_m_Cam> where are u from..
Spain_m_Cam> age..
caligirl86: im 13 from california
Spain_m_Cam> nice\
caligirl86: im wet
Spain_m_Cam> im hard
caligirl86: and informing the police that you enjoy looking at pictures of minors
Spain_m_Cam> jaja
caligirl86: and like 13 year olds
Spain_m_Cam> ok
Spain_m_Cam> thats not you in the picture
caligirl86: it is me its called CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
Spain_m_Cam> its a stupid video\
Spain_m_Cam> you sent me a video
Spain_m_Cam> you linked me to a video
caligirl86: be aware police can track your ip
Spain_m_Cam> stupid
caligirl86: have a wonderful night sir

Hilarity. I am gurly67.

gurly67: hey
hughf5: hi
gurly67: wats up?
hughf5: nuffin
hughf5: u
gurly67: oh...
gurly67: nothin much rly
hughf5: wut u wanna do
gurly67: cybr?
hughf5: yea
gurly67: k...
hughf5: jumps onto u and kisses ur neck
gurly67: caresses my sexy man boobs
hughf5: starts unziping pants
hughf5: w8 wat
gurly67: oh cmon
gurly67: u no u like teh guyz
hughf5: no way
hughf5: u sik man
gurly67: hope u had a good time ;)

Coincidentally this is the same guy I showed fucked up pics to before:

SexyCaliMan23> wassup girl, Im from Orange County
caligirl86: Really?
caligirl86: me too
SexyCaliMan23> yup Im from Anaheim
caligirl86: it is hot out
SexyCaliMan23> not yet, it is still overcast
SexyCaliMan23> so how old r u
caligirl86: 20
SexyCaliMan23> I got a cam phone with pics if u wanna see me
caligirl86: I have a pic too if you wanna see
SexyCaliMan23> definitely, how do u wanna do this sweetheart
caligirl86: ill link you to it
SexyCaliMan23> ok
caligirl86: http://www.bagslap.com/heaven.html
SexyCaliMan23> ok hold on
caligirl86: k
SexyCaliMan23> yo y u keep on showing me this gay %%%%
caligirl86: im the one taking it in the ass
caligirl86: so you wanna meet?
SexyCaliMan23> I aint interested
caligirl86: Cocktease leading me on

like_small_boobs: hi
like_small_boobs: if u like 69 it is great
69girl: Hi
like_small_boobs: u like 69?
69girl: yeah huh
69girl: love it
like_small_boobs: age?
69girl: 15
69girl: you
like_small_boobs: but i like very much......but start with boobs
like_small_boobs: 25
like_small_boobs: hi
69girl: isn't this like illigal
69girl: but its fun
69girl: i have a 32 b cup
like_small_boobs: it is between u and me
like_small_boobs: 32 is a great size for super sex
69girl: really? I wouldn't no I only have been with boys my age
69girl: and one girl but shhhh
like_small_boobs: what happened with that girl?
like_small_boobs: hi
like_small_boobs: hi
69girl: oh we just rubbed each other when we was drunk hehe... and then we licked each other and then she asked me wether she could poo on me haha
like_small_boobs: her age
69girl: 13
like_small_boobs: u licked her nipples?
69girl: you know if you're like 30 could i call the police?
like_small_boobs: ok bye
like_small_boobs: sorry
69girl: because i think you're leading me on and trying to take advantage
69girl: and that's just not on PEADOOOO

Hahahaha that was fun

I laughed hard...

HotHornyJohnny: hey
Hornychik: hi
HotHornyJohnny: wutsup babe?
Hornychik: n2m
HotHornyJohnny: meneither
Hornychik: cool
HotHornyJohnny: yeah
HotHornyJohnny: so, u still horny babe?
Hornychik: yeah
HotHornyJohnny: me too babe
Hornychik: cyber?
HotHornyJohnny: yeah babe
Hornychik: okay
Hornychik: you start
HotHornyJohnny: do u want roles to play babe?
Hornychik: sure
HotHornyJohnny: u can choose
Hornychik: uhh Secratery
HotHornyJohnny: nice
HotHornyJohnny: i walk into ur office and shut the door behind me. i lock it and walk towards u
Hornychik: i look up from my desk at you
HotHornyJohnny: i sit down on ur desk and look at ur eyes. u busy?
Hornychik: no not at all
Hornychik: i undo one of the buttons on my shirt
HotHornyJohnny: i look down ur chest
Hornychik: I undo another one
HotHornyJohnny: i put my hand on urs and lead it down to undo the third
Hornychik: i dont resist
Hornychik: put my hand on the bulge in your pants
Hornychik: i*
HotHornyJohnny: i put it a little closer to u so ur hand presses a little harder on it.. with my hand i slowly rub ur chest skin in the middle and then a little to the side
Hornychik: i undo your fly
Hornychik: and put my mouth on your cock
HotHornyJohnny: i slide my fingers through ur hair and press ur face against my dickk
Hornychik: i suck harder and start to moan
HotHornyJohnny: i start breathing heavier and faster
Hornychik: i pull down my pants and beckon
Hornychik: to my ass
HotHornyJohnny: i stand up in front of u and slowly rub through ur underwear with my dickk
Hornychik: and then....
Hornychik: i take down my under wear revealing my massive 10" cock and put it in your Ass
HotHornyJohnny: i cant read cuz the percent signs misspell them on purpose so i can read them
Hornychik: oh
Hornychik: i take down my panties and reveal my 10" c.o.c.k and put it in your a.s.s
HotHornyJohnny: ur fake cockk?
Hornychik: no real and throbbing]
Hornychik: i roll you over and s..h.i.t on your chest
Hornychik: and then-OOOMPA LOOMPA GOBBLEDY DOO
HotHornyJohnny: sexchange?
Hornychik: tranny
HotHornyJohnny: yuck

I gotta ask how do you copy and paste it? mine just goes "select all"
I got some funny ones to add

An advanced translation of dialogue between NG Users is what you got on Page 1.
People are.......

Yeah usually java based chat rooms like that are full of pedos or really fat losers

if u say ur like 13 and a pedo wants to come to your house you should type " ok hes coming, once he comes in, ill go in the bathroom and you arrest him" then after like a 30 sec pause say "whoops wrong convo"

someone screamed at my male friend who is 13 over x-box live that he would tebag him so hard he would break his teeth. I responded in a deep voice that i was from NBC and I wanted to know how long he was a pedophile. We never got an answer

More pedo fun.

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Guest_55201: hi
Guest_55201: i wana lick ur hot %%%%%
Guest_55201: do u love to suck my hot %%%%
69HotGurlWantToCyber69: yes
69HotGurlWantToCyber69: asl?
Guest_55201: 26 male
Guest_55201: wht abt u
69HotGurlWantToCyber69: 15/f/cali
69HotGurlWantToCyber69: wanna cyber?
Guest_55201: yeah
Guest_55201: im 23 male
Guest_55201: do u have cam
69HotGurlWantToCyber69: no
Guest_55201: ok
Guest_55201: wht ur figure
Guest_55201: do u have hairy pusy or clean
69HotGurlWantToCyber69: clean
69HotGurlWantToCyber69: I have C cup
69HotGurlWantToCyber69: and nice ass
Guest_55201: ur breast size
69HotGurlWantToCyber69: 34 C
Guest_55201: i have more than 8" %%%% size
69HotGurlWantToCyber69: nice
Guest_55201: let come on me
Guest_55201: i move my tong on ur %%%%%
Guest_55201: touch ur %%%%
69HotGurlWantToCyber69: Oh yeah baby
Guest_55201: then bite on ur %%%%
69HotGurlWantToCyber69: not too rough
69HotGurlWantToCyber69: oh yeah baby
Guest_55201: then suck ur hot %%%%%
Guest_55201: drink ur wetness
69HotGurlWantToCyber69: I play with my clit
Guest_55201: no
69HotGurlWantToCyber69: wut?
Guest_55201: i lick ur hot %%%%%
Guest_55201: now my whole tong in ur %%%%%
Guest_55201: gently i move my tong in ur %%%%%
69HotGurlWantToCyber69: Oh, btw
69HotGurlWantToCyber69: this is the police
69HotGurlWantToCyber69: we've tracked your IP adress
69HotGurlWantToCyber69: we're coming to your house
69HotGurlWantToCyber69: try not to be a pedo next time
Guest_55201 has left.

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how do you paste the conversation?

These guys are desperate.... >_<
I'm xXxBigTitBabexXx , by the way.

Dom_male: well hello
xXxBigTitBabexXx: heyy
xXxBigTitBabexXx: got a big cock, dom?
Dom_male: what do you consider big
xXxBigTitBabexXx: oh, just big enough to make me scream like an animal ;D
Dom_male: i am about a 7
Dom_male: well that due
Dom_male: a thick 7
xXxBigTitBabexXx: oooh, nice
Dom_male: what are you wearing
xXxBigTitBabexXx: my black lace panties and bra
Dom_male: mmmmm
xXxBigTitBabexXx: u?
Dom_male: breast size
Dom_male: boxers
xXxBigTitBabexXx: 36 B
Dom_male: shaven or natural
xXxBigTitBabexXx: pussy?
xXxBigTitBabexXx: shaven
xXxBigTitBabexXx: my tits are natural too
xXxBigTitBabexXx: xD
Dom_male: mmmmm
Dom_male: are you a sub
xXxBigTitBabexXx: sub?
Dom_male: submissive
xXxBigTitBabexXx: you betcha! not the dominant type... :/
Dom_male: how old are you
xXxBigTitBabexXx: 15
Dom_male: sorry
xXxBigTitBabexXx: ?
xXxBigTitBabexXx: what the matter?
Dom_male: you way to young
xXxBigTitBabexXx: ARE YOU LIKE MY DAD???
Dom_male: i don't want to go to jail
xXxBigTitBabexXx: THINK I"M TOO YOUNG?!?!
Dom_male: i'm 29
xXxBigTitBabexXx: I"M JUST RIGFHT FOR LOVIN~!!!!
xXxBigTitBabexXx: DADDY!!!!!!!
Dom_male has left.

Round One, OVER!
Round Two, BEGIN!

-HotBoy-: hii
-HotBoy-: wanna see my %%%% babe? ;D
xXxBigTitBabexXx: hi
xXxBigTitBabexXx: maaaybe
-HotBoy-: huuum
-HotBoy-: why? :X
-HotBoy-: need to pay to you
-HotBoy-: ?
xXxBigTitBabexXx: no...
-HotBoy-: oh :x
-HotBoy-: then whyyy maybe :P
-HotBoy-: u have webcam too hun?
xXxBigTitBabexXx: my dad took it >>
xXxBigTitBabexXx: caught me jerking off with my cock...
-HotBoy-: oh %%%% ;x
-HotBoy-: ahhaha
-HotBoy-: thats bad ..
xXxBigTitBabexXx: yeah
-HotBoy-: msn? yahoo?
xXxBigTitBabexXx: not allowed to
xXxBigTitBabexXx: he's blocked it offa my computer x{
-HotBoy-: :S %%%% ...
-HotBoy-: i would kikll my dad if he did that to me ;S
xXxBigTitBabexXx: yeah, it's really annoying
-HotBoy-: too bad ..
xXxBigTitBabexXx: I mean, if I decided to get a cock to go with my pussy, he should just deal with it!
-HotBoy-: get what :X
xXxBigTitBabexXx: Yeah, I bought a cock
xXxBigTitBabexXx: I'm a dickgirl
-HotBoy-: dildo? :X
-HotBoy-: u have a %%%%? :S
xXxBigTitBabexXx: oh yeah D
-HotBoy-: omfg :|
-HotBoy-: get outta my sight
-HotBoy-: sweet lord :x
xXxBigTitBabexXx: Perv.
xXxBigTitBabexXx: FBI can find you here
xXxBigTitBabexXx: Betta run
-HotBoy- has left.

Round Two, OVER!
Round Three, BEGIN!

kizz92: hi
xXxBigTitBabexXx: hi
kizz92: wats good
xXxBigTitBabexXx: my pussy
kizz92: nice
xXxBigTitBabexXx: asl?
kizz92: 19 m nj
kizz92: u
xXxBigTitBabexXx: 15 f london
kizz92: kool
xXxBigTitBabexXx: soo, will we have roles? like ima secretary, you're my boss?
kizz92: ok
xXxBigTitBabexXx: who are u?
kizz92: da boss
xXxBigTitBabexXx: kewl
xXxBigTitBabexXx: im the secretary, ok?
xXxBigTitBabexXx: you start
xXxBigTitBabexXx: we're in your office
kizz92: yup
xXxBigTitBabexXx: go first plz
kizz92: i want u 2 bend over and but ur %%% in ma faces
kizz92: put
xXxBigTitBabexXx: 'ok'. i push the stuff offa the desk, lie down, and shove my ass in your face, crying, 'lick me, please!!!'
kizz92: ok ill lick ur %%% and then stick ma dick in ur %%%%%
kizz92: ur %%%%% is so tight
xXxBigTitBabexXx: 'oh! oooooh!!!!'
xXxBigTitBabexXx: it's soo good, i fimger my ass while you pound my pussy
xXxBigTitBabexXx: fuck me harder! ooooh, aaaaaah!
xXxBigTitBabexXx: please!
kizz92: im %%%%%%% u so hard that u start 2 squirt
kizz92: i pull out ma dick and start 2 eat ur %%%%% out
xXxBigTitBabexXx: I scream with pleasure and put my hands on your head, shoving you onto my wet pussy, screaming "eat me! eat me!!"
kizz92: then i stick ma hole head in ur %%%%%
kizz92: im eatin ur %%%%%
kizz92: u have fat lips
xXxBigTitBabexXx: OMG, ALIEN! U ATE MAH PUSSY!
xXxBigTitBabexXx: I NEEDED TAHT~~~
xXxBigTitBabexXx: DICKFACE!!!
kizz92: know i start tity %%%%%%% u
xXxBigTitBabexXx: BYE SHITTARD!!!!

Round Three, OVER!
Round Four, BEGIN!

Cyber_H0RNY: hi babe
xXxBigTitBabexXx: hey! <3
Cyber_H0RNY: u got msn babe
xXxBigTitBabexXx: no, daddy took it. x/
xXxBigTitBabexXx: cuz i used it to find my ex-bf
Cyber_H0RNY: o
xXxBigTitBabexXx: he fuked my brains out one night
Cyber_H0RNY: u horny
xXxBigTitBabexXx: o yea
Cyber_H0RNY: kl
Cyber_H0RNY: he big ure %%%%
xXxBigTitBabexXx: got 39 B's
Cyber_H0RNY: kl
Cyber_H0RNY: i wud luv to suck on then
xXxBigTitBabexXx: i betchya would ;D
Cyber_H0RNY: tight %%%%%
xXxBigTitBabexXx: yup. so very tigt
Cyber_H0RNY: shaved
xXxBigTitBabexXx: ya, can't have it any other way. hairy feels too weird
Cyber_H0RNY has left.
xXxBigTitBabexXx: Guess he likes his women the French way....
Round Four, OVER!

May add more, if I'm that bored. x]

Whoops, forgot to censor that post.
Oh well. >,<

I'm logged on as Darkside7000. It's not fun.

None of them want to talk to crazycollegedropoutwithaids29431894

:>:[

But I should really try that!

T_BAG: hi
SexyGirl69: hi sexy
SexyGirl69: wanna cyber?
T_BAG: hell yeah
T_BAG: lets do it
T_BAG: u start
SexyGirl69: k
T_BAG: r u there
SexyGirl69: i grab your dik and suk it hard
T_BAG: i wiil grab ur bobbs and suck them hard
T_BAG: i will rool down inside ur possy
SexyGirl69: mmm
SexyGirl69: i throw u on the bed
SexyGirl69: and poo on your chest
T_BAG: thats not sexy
T_BAG: i will bess on ur head
T_BAG: and make u my %%%%%
T_BAG: then i will squez in ur %%%
T_BAG: r u there
SexyGirl69: i'll shit in your mouth
T_BAG: i wiil be ur baby so feed me
T_BAG: ohhhhhhh
T_BAG: ammmmmmmmm
SexyGirl69: mmm
SexyGirl69: i'll pee in your mouth
T_BAG: i wiil be inside ur bobbs
SexyGirl69: i'll put my weiner on your head.
T_BAG: good and
SexyGirl69: MY BALLS WILL FALL IN YOUR EYES
T_BAG: r u a man
T_BAG: r u there
SexyGirl69: no
SexyGirl69: i'm just a female
SexyGirl69: who happens to have a penar
T_BAG: no way
T_BAG: prov it
SexyGirl69: you wanna suck it?
T_BAG: i want to see a picture
SexyGirl69: of my penis?
T_BAG: yes
SexyGirl69: would you get horny from it?
T_BAG: yes
SexyGirl69: Ew.
SexyGirl69: Whats wrong with you?
T_BAG: no show it to me
SexyGirl69: No
SexyGirl69: you fag.
SexyGirl69: you lose
SexyGirl69: i'm sorry
SexyGirl69: this shit is done
T_BAG: give me ur msn
SexyGirl69: so you can see my dick?
T_BAG: yes
SexyGirl69: WTF
SexyGirl69: I can't even make fun of you
SexyGirl69: you suck.

hornyOlderM: hi sexy
SexyGirl69: hay
SexyGirl69: wanna cyber
hornyOlderM: sure...asl?
SexyGirl69: f 27 uk
hornyOlderM: 37,m,usa
hornyOlderM: married?
SexyGirl69: no
hornyOlderM: you fu ck married men?
SexyGirl69: mhm
hornyOlderM: what do you look like?
SexyGirl69: i'm asian
SexyGirl69: long black hair
hornyOlderM: nice...
hornyOlderM: pics?
SexyGirl69: of my dix!
SexyGirl69: HAHAHHA
SexyGirl69: YOU FAG!

Erik_Of_Sweden: Hot ?
SexyGirl69: yes
Erik_Of_Sweden: wanna play ?
SexyGirl69: yeah...
Erik_Of_Sweden: so what do you look like ?
SexyGirl69: tall
SexyGirl69: asian
SexyGirl69: long black hair
SexyGirl69: large breasts
SexyGirl69: tight body
Erik_Of_Sweden: Mmmmm...........
SexyGirl69: long legs
SexyGirl69: big dick.
Erik_Of_Sweden: i have that........not you i hope ?
SexyGirl69: oh yes
SexyGirl69: I'm actually a 16 year old guy from vancouver who is gonna post this on newgrounds just to show how much of a retard you are.
Erik_Of_Sweden: bye

I'm not good at this. Oh, and sorry for using your name.