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shaded-restraint

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Posted at: 5/26/07 01:56 AM

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lol...that chatroom is so weird >.<


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Dalario

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Posted at: 5/26/07 02:11 AM

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Complete, you are my hero, please make me fifty babies :D

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Zack

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Posted at: 5/26/07 03:12 AM

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13_m_Gay better be a newgrounds member or im killing myself

"Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds."
~Henry Rollins

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ImNaviar

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Posted at: 5/26/07 03:44 AM

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abkirankumar.1985: hi u wanna sex?
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: hell yes sexy
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: let me start
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: First I take down your pants
abkirankumar.1985: thn i take don ur panties!!!!!!!!!
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: then I put your cock in my mouth
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: and start to suck
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: and moan
abkirankumar.1985: i %%%% u !till u cry!!!!!!!!!
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: call me sister
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: baby do it
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: call me baby sister
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: and piss in my mouth
abkirankumar.1985: if u call me brother !!!!!!!!!!!
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: do it
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: shit all over me
abkirankumar.1985: i %%%% u and piss in ur PUSSSY!!!!!!!!!!
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: cum in my mouth so I can spit it on you face
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: do it
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: eat your cum
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: baby do it
abkirankumar.1985: n i spill my S all in ur mouth
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: just call me mother
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: brother do it
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: Im your mother
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: Im your mother
abkirankumar.1985: fuckofffffffffffffffffff
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: Oh god
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: Im your mother!!!!
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: I birthed you
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: OH GOD!!!!
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: fuck your mother harder
abkirankumar.1985: %%%% offffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffff
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: haha
Girl_16_Looking_4_Sex: lol

That took forever, haha!


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Posted at: 5/26/07 04:31 AM

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MAN_64668:asl

Me:18 f jax,fl

MAN_64668:cyber???

Me:I grab you.
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MAN_64668:I kiss you and are given head

Me:i am in my living room with sexy music on and candles.

Me:i come towards you trip, and set my cock on fire, and die.

MAN_64668:.....

You are a dickhead faggot with no life and deserve nothing better than having your throat ripped out and your dead body being raped. Have a nice day though.

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ImNaviar

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Posted at: 5/26/07 04:51 AM

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Oh and BTW I'm Girl looking 4 sex. Just incase any of you were thrown off.
( My last post )


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Dalario

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Posted at: 5/26/07 05:03 AM

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At 5/26/07 04:51 AM, ImNaviar wrote: Oh and BTW I'm Girl looking 4 sex. Just incase any of you were thrown off.
( My last post )

No... really ?! I thought that they were randomly pranking NG members...

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Posted at: 5/26/07 12:37 PM

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At 5/26/07 04:51 AM, ImNaviar wrote: Oh and BTW I'm Girl looking 4 sex. Just incase any of you were thrown off.
( My last post )

HAY WANA CYBER?


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Oppugnant

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Posted at: 5/26/07 01:10 PM

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LOLOLOLOLOL.
I first uded the sername 'SuperSexy'
Then changed to "13YrOldHotie'
and got fuckloads of cyber requests........

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Neftie

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Posted at: 5/26/07 07:12 PM

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Complete, you are by far the king at this. My friend fell down shen she read that.


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Posted at: 5/26/07 07:15 PM

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I lol'd at that!

rjhreilly@hotmail.com <--- Add me, for christ sakes! :D
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DaSadGirl

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Posted at: 5/26/07 07:39 PM

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OMG I'm fucking dying right now from the laughter. This is my early candidate for thread of the year!

I like the one on this page, where the guy is all like, "I'm a boy!"

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Running up that hill....
": ( number goes here"

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Doom-Fan

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Posted at: 5/26/07 07:39 PM

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Haha. I just went on! :D

Wildgurl20 is me.

Pimpdude> asl
Wildgurl20: 19 Female Canada, u?
Pimpdude> 24 Male Canada
Pimpdude> Wanna cyber?
Wildgurl20: Fuck ye!
Pimpdude> I advance towards you while taking off shirt
Wildgurl20: Rubs chest, moaning, "Yes...Yes..."
Pimpdude> Melts into deep kiss
Wildgurl20: Takes off panties
Pimpdude> U deepthroat?
Wildgurl20: ye.
Wildgurl20: You must deepthroat me first
Pimpdude> Wut?
Wildgurl20: Takes off panties, reveels huge bulging cock.
Wildgurl20: Suck it bitch.
Pimpdude> what?
Wildgurl20: SUCK IT!
Pimpdude: Fuck you.

He blocks me I think. That was quite fun!

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Posted at: 5/26/07 07:41 PM

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yet another one. Like before, I stated I like ending mine with 9mm bullets.

JackNC: whats up
HornyHotty: NM
HornyHotty: wanna cyber
JackNC: sure
JackNC: asl?
HornyHotty: 22/f/arixzona
HornyHotty: arizona*
JackNC: cool
JackNC: 27 male north carolina
HornyHotty: cool
HornyHotty: I'll start.
JackNC: please do
JackNC: ummmm but what are u wearing first
HornyHotty: a see-through shirt. no bra. long sleek green pants. flowery panties
JackNC: mmmmmmmmmm
JackNC: that is a good image
HornyHotty: Yes, OK, I'll start
JackNC: ok
HornyHotty: I pull you close to me and slide my tongue in your mouth. I kiss you and hold you there for glorious minutes.
JackNC: mmmmmmm kissing you back my hands rund down you sides over your hips
HornyHotty: I slide off my shirt and pants. I slowly unbutton your pants and start to bring down your underwear.
JackNC: my ck just starting to get hard flops out for u
JackNC: looking down at u while u pull my boxers all the way off
HornyHotty: I pull your underwear down the rest of the way. I start to give you a handjob.
JackNC: mmmmmm that feels good baby
HornyHotty: I go down on your cock. I lick my tongue around it and start sucking it,.
JackNC: mmmmmmmm rubbing my hand on the back of your head mmmmmmmm yah thats a good girl
HornyHotty: I slowly start to slide my panties down.
HornyHotty: I bring them all the way off.
HornyHotty: I reveal my 12-inch cock.
HornyHotty: I shove it deep within your anus.
HornyHotty: I reach into my purse, and grab a 9mm handgun.
HornyHotty: I shove it to your forehead. You plead with me but I pull the trigger.
HornyHotty: BANG
HornyHotty: you're fuckin' dead.
JackNC: wow you are cool
HornyHotty: I know.
JackNC: u huh
HornyHotty: I start to fuck your dead body.
HornyHotty: I grab my Elixir of Healing and pour it down your throat.
HornyHotty: You instantly spring back to life.
HornyHotty: I fuck you hard up the anus. Does it feel good?
JackNC: and now u are just crazy
HornyHotty: Just for that, I give you another seven shots. Three in the cock, two in each of the eyes, one in the forehead, and one up your ass.
JackNC: yah ok there
HornyHotty: No. I'm a necrophiliac. I grab the dead body of a squirrel laying nearby. I rip its anus wde open and shove your cock into it.
HornyHotty: The blood from the bullet wounds mixed with the squirrel blood gives me another hard-on.
HornyHotty: I start fucking you in the mouth.
HornyHotty: Hello?
HornyHotty: Are you there, baby?
HornyHotty: Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit.

You can guess who I am.

I've lived in filth, I've lived in sin
And I still smell cleaner than the shit you're in

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Xragon

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Posted at: 5/26/07 07:43 PM

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At 5/26/07 07:39 PM, DaSadGirl wrote: OMG I'm fucking dying right now from the laughter. This is my early candidate for thread of the year!

I like the one on this page, where the guy is all like, "I'm a boy!"

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And that is why you are in no position to make decisions like that...


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Adio

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Posted at: 5/26/07 07:46 PM

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Hard7433: hey
15-an-skirtless: Wanna Cyber?
Hard7433: yeh
15-an-skirtless: ok u f
Hard7433: m
15-an-skirtless: I PENETRAYTE YOR ASHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Another one....
sexy_boy_wit_msn: asl
15-an-skirtless: Yoir mok chow
sexy_boy_wit_msn: r u a girl
15-an-skirtless: I GOT THE MANGE

One more
daddylikespics: hi
15-an-skirtless: Your a pedophile

Ok one more....
male_26_uk_wona_cyber_on_MSN: do u relay have no skirt on?
15-an-skirtless: No because I'm a dude

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Posted at: 5/26/07 07:47 PM

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This one was preatty tough. It toke her long to leave.

NiceGirl9913: Hey I'm a lesbian Nice too meet you.
sexybabe123: nice!
sexybabe123: asl?
NiceGirl9913: 15/F/Sweden
NiceGirl9913: You?
sexybabe123: 22
sexybabe123: wanna cyber sex?
NiceGirl9913: Sure
NiceGirl9913: You start.
sexybabe123: we're both wearing full clothing. i start kissing you slowly and take off your shirt.
NiceGirl9913: Hmmm... My hands grab your ass
sexybabe123: take off my bra babe & suck my %%%%
NiceGirl9913: I fumble, but I succed. Your nipples are like the twin-owers before 9/11. Mighty and big
sexybabe123: i start rubbing you all over
NiceGirl9913: I slowly take of my pants
NiceGirl9913: "Honey...."
NiceGirl9913: "You love me, right?"
sexybabe123: of course
NiceGirl9913: "No matter what?"
sexybabe123: yes
NiceGirl9913: Then...
NiceGirl9913: Don't be scared of my dick.. I... I was born she-male
sexybabe123: wow! just a person i want! i have boobs to suck, and a penis to put up my vagina
NiceGirl9913: Then you truly love me?
sexybabe123: yes
NiceGirl9913: Good...
NiceGirl9913: Like there's no tommorow, I cock slap you so hard, Elton John would have been proud
NiceGirl9913: SMACK
sexybabe123: more babe!
sexybabe123: more!
NiceGirl9913: "That's a red eye for you, bitch"
NiceGirl9913: SMACK
sexybabe123: i moan so hard for more
NiceGirl9913: SMACK SMACK
NiceGirl9913: Do you have a shampoo bottle around somewhere?
sexybabe123: yes i do
NiceGirl9913: Good. I push it inside my ass, and make a loud queef
NiceGirl9913: HURRY, WRITE IM A VIKING
NiceGirl9913: IM GUNNA CUM
NiceGirl9913: IMMMMMMMMMMMWAN WEAEV IKIIIIIIING
sexybabe123: im so horny
sexybabe123: i suck your penis
sexybabe123: its so hard
NiceGirl9913: i'M ANGRY AT YOU
sexybabe123: why
NiceGirl9913: SMACK
NiceGirl9913: Because you did not write: "I'm a viking"
sexybabe123: im a viking
NiceGirl9913: Nice
NiceGirl9913: How about you "raid" me in the ass?
NiceGirl9913: You know... Viking style
sexybabe123: ok
NiceGirl9913: But first you need to put on your viking hat for 100+ durability
NiceGirl9913: Are you there?
sexybabe123: yes
NiceGirl9913: If you behave, I will give you a Murloc
sexybabe123 has left.

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Duffi

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Posted at: 5/26/07 07:53 PM

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This dude was "clearly" a racist!

Daniel7704: hi nice
NiceGirl9913: Hi
Daniel7704: u from
NiceGirl9913: Nothern Africa
Daniel7704: ok cool
NiceGirl9913: You?
Daniel7704: uk
NiceGirl9913: Wanna cyber?
Daniel7704: yaya
NiceGirl9913: Okay, you start
Daniel7704: i am ready
NiceGirl9913: I knock at your door
Daniel7704: i open it
NiceGirl9913: Hi babe
Daniel7704: hi my sweety
NiceGirl9913: I'm so horny, I quickly jump into your bed
Daniel7704: i am quickly taking off ur cloths
NiceGirl9913: I'm so wet. I too take of your clothes. I wanna ride you like a horse
Daniel7704: my hand is playing with ur tips now
NiceGirl9913: I don't care. I push you on your back, and quickly mount you.
Daniel7704: but i want to taste ur pussyy so i pulled down u and tasting ur pussyy
NiceGirl9913: What?! You think you can command me because I'm black?
NiceGirl9913: Are you a RACIST?!!!

Some time passed, an I think the guy got cold feet

NiceGirl9913: FUCK YOU
NiceGirl9913: I HAD AIDS

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MissingNYC

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Posted at: 5/26/07 07:55 PM

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<~~~ 300th post... lol

i went back in, i was plenty bored... again i used MissingNYCChick, and i got like 9 pms in like 5 seconds! bunch of sickos... i said i was 16f.nj... lol

MissingNYC

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Posted at: 5/26/07 08:01 PM

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arsmith1313: hey
HornyGirl2: hey
arsmith1313: asl
arsmith1313: ?
HornyGirl2: Female 20 USA
arsmith1313: kool u got a cam?>
HornyGirl2: no
arsmith1313: naked pics
arsmith1313: ?
HornyGirl2: no
arsmith1313: dang
HornyGirl2: Want me to take some pics of my penis?
HornyGirl2: I MEAN VAGINA
HornyGirl2: VAGINA!
arsmith1313: yea baby
HornyGirl2: Okay
HornyGirl2: (pic)
HornyGirl2: Can you see it>
arsmith1313: no
HornyGirl2: Yes you can
arsmith1313: no i cant
HornyGirl2: Fail


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Twerpo

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Posted at: 5/26/07 08:24 PM

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Holy fucking mother. This guy just kept on trying even after I went all weird and shit. Fucking hilarious.

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big132: how big are ur %%%%
bigtits96: DD
big132: i like that
bigtits96: me too
bigtits96:
big132: would u let me suck them
bigtits96: depends
bigtits96: asl
big132: depends what
bigtits96: asl
bigtits96: depends on how big your dick is
big132: i have a big black dick
bigtits96: hawt
bigtits96: I'd totally let you suck them
bigtits96: and squeeze them
bigtits96: and tit fuck them
bigtits96: hello?
big132: ok
big132: were do u live
bigtits96: california
bigtits96: I'm only 15 though
big132: im 16
big132: u black
bigtits96: no
bigtits96: sorry
big132: can i have your number
bigtits96: no
big132: y
bigtits96: I don't know you
big132: would u let me %%%% u
bigtits96: yeah
bigtits96: one night stand thing
bigtits96: I don't like commitments
bigtits96: want to cyber?
bigtits96: you sound sexxay
big132: ok
bigtits96: I'm in a black bra and thong
big132: u got a phat %%%%%
bigtits96: yep
bigtits96: http://www.myelectronicmd.com/condition.php?I d=110&Boxnum=3&SymName=numbness%20around%20ge nital%20or%20rectal%20area&typ=3
big132: i naked wit my dick showin
bigtits96: like thathttp://www.noooz.com/archives/gfxbin/2006 /05/keyra_agustina_14_002.jpg
bigtits96: sorry
bigtits96: I'm getting wet
big132: it is real big and ready to me suck will u do that
bigtits96: yes
big132: i ment i want u to suck y dick
bigtits96: I start to suck your penis
bigtits96: I deepthrought it
big132: ooooooooooooooooooooooo
bigtits96: I'm sucking and sucking
bigtits96: wait
bigtits96: I have to shit
bigtits96: LET ME SHIT ON YOUR CHEST!!!!!!!
big132: im eating ur %%%%%
bigtits96: OOOOOOOOH YEAH BABY
bigtits96: ALL OVER YOUR BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bigtits96: EAT MY FECES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bigtits96: DEVOUR MY DROPPINGS LIKE A REAL MAN
big132: im blowing on your azz
bigtits96: I THROW ON THE STRAP ON AND FUCK YOUR EAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bigtits96: SEXY
bigtits96: IN THE EAR
big132: im %%%%%%% u
big132: hard in the azz
bigtits96: NO YOU CAN'T FUCK M
bigtits96: ME
bigtits96: I'M DOING YOUR EAR
bigtits96: THAT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE AT THE SAME TIME
big132: u a freak
bigtits96: UR A FREAK
bigtits96: YOU DON'T LIKE SHIT ON YOUR CHEST AND A PENIS IN YOUR EAR
bigtits96: I HAVE A PENIS YOU KNOW
big132: no
bigtits96: I START TO FUCK YOUR ASSHOLE
bigtits96: WITHOUT LUBE
bigtits96: YOUR BUNGHOLE RIPS
bigtits96: AND BLOOD IS EVERWHERE
bigtits96: I LICK UP THE BLOOD
big132: u crazy
bigtits96: AND KNIFE YOU IN THE STOMOCH
bigtits96: AND FUCK YOU THROUGH THE SLIT!!!!!!!!!!!
bigtits96: OH YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bigtits96: SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bigtits96: IM GONNA CUM
bigtits96: !!!!!!!!!!!!
bigtits96: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!
bigtits96: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bigtits96: UHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
big132: can i have ur number
bigtits96: NO
bigtits96: ONLY IF YOU LET ME FUCK YOU
big132: y
bigtits96: IN THE ASS
bigtits96: AND THE EAR
bigtits96: AND SHIT ON YOUR CHEST
bigtits96: THEN STAB YOU
bigtits96: AND FUCK YOU IN THAT HOLE
big132: ok
big132: ok
bigtits96: I HAVE A PENIS
big132: is u a guy
bigtits96: NO
bigtits96: I HAVE DD TITS
bigtits96: BUT I HAVE A PENIS
big132: show me a picture of ur %%%%
big132: show me ur %%%%
bigtits96: MY PENIS
bigtits96: http://img.fapchan.org/r/src/117980129731.jpg (WARNING IMAGE IS NSFW)
big132 has left.

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Posted at: 5/26/07 10:04 PM

Omega-Epsilon EVIL LEVEL 33

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Posts: 1,439

I openly said in the main chat "If you want me to flash you, PM ME ;)"
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guyfor.....: hi
guyfor.....: msn?
Horny_Girl34: mm
guyfor.....: tell me i have cam
Horny_Girl34: Wanna cyber first ?
guyfor.....: no
guyfor.....: you see there!!!!!
guyfor.....: i am really hot
Horny_Girl34: I only go for the nerdy type, are you nerdy ?
guyfor.....: yes
guyfor.....: tell me your msn
Horny_Girl34: Do you have a big cock?
guyfor.....: yes
guyfor.....: you see it
Horny_Girl34: cool, ME TOO!
guyfor.....: your msn
guyfor.....: %%%% you!!!

HEhahaha.
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I don't know what the fuck this guy was on about...
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sohex: iyi geceler
Horny_Girl34: hm?
sohex: nas&#305;ls&#305;n&#305;z
sohex: nap&#305;yonusunuz bu vakitte
sohex: ordamisin can&#305;m
Horny_Girl34: What the fuck
sohex: azg&#305;n bayan
sohex: from
sohex: from
sohex: hey
sohex: naap&#305;&#305;n
sohex: from
sohex: from
sohex: whera are you from
sohex: you are smell&#305;ng sex
sohex: thara
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sexyguy8435: you're horny
Horny_Girl34: I am
sexyguy8435: ok
sexyguy8435: what do you whana talk about
Horny_Girl34: I don't really give a fuck, but man my balls are itchy
sexyguy8435: ok
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mystery_life_m: hi
mystery_life_m: what is going on with u?
mystery_life_m: where from?
mystery_life_m: i %%%%%%% hate u
mystery_life_m: i dont %%%%%%% love u
Horny_Girl34: I was going to flash for you...now I'm not
mystery_life_m: see u can speak when u want
mystery_life_m: u ok?
mystery_life_m: r u talking with me or we r enemy?
mystery_life_m: ok than we r enemy get ready your guns
Horny_Girl34: Do you want me to flash you?
mystery_life_m: yes please
Horny_Girl34: Well my dicks not too big, but hopefully it'll suffice
mystery_life_m: r u m?
Horny_Girl34: ofcourse not, i'm a chick with a dick
mystery_life_m: good luck than horny girl
mystery_life_m: byee
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And now the best one of all
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eroticMsexy: hello
Horny_Girl34: Hello
eroticMsexy: asl pls?
eroticMsexy: your hot?
eroticMsexy: im sexy hot on msn
Horny_Girl34: Really
Horny_Girl34: Wanna cyber ?
eroticMsexy: sure dear
eroticMsexy: u have msn?
eroticMsexy: ??
Horny_Girl34: I go for the nerdy type, are you nerdy ?
eroticMsexy: oh yesssssssssss
Horny_Girl34: Really ?
eroticMsexy: yes
eroticMsexy: u msn?
Horny_Girl34: Wait baby, do you wanna Cyber first
Horny_Girl34: I like to see how my nerds perform
Horny_Girl34: If you satisfy me, i'll show you my tits on cam, and I'll masturbate with a dildo for you
eroticMsexy: ok give me your msn id..i show you mine on cam
eroticMsexy: satisfy you 4 sure
Horny_Girl34: No, no, just do it through words on here, turns me on so much more
Horny_Girl34: I'll cum so much for you on cam if you can satisfy me here
Horny_Girl34: And when you have msn, I'll do anything for you
eroticMsexy: ok
eroticMsexy: i tell me what underwear you have?
eroticMsexy: il make you horny
Horny_Girl34: I'm wearing a red g-string
eroticMsexy: oh i will tear that gi string with my teeth
eroticMsexy: il bruccsh my %%%% between your teets
eroticMsexy: il make you swallow and deeb troath me hard my %%%%
Horny_Girl34: No no, you deep throat me first
eroticMsexy: il %%%% you from behind like a whore
Horny_Girl34: Ohh anal, just how I like it
eroticMsexy: il grab your haer and %%%% you feeling pain when i stretch your haer
eroticMsexy: il givre you so %%%% %%%% that you hear your %%%% banging with your stomack
eroticMsexy: il lick your nipples hard and make you suffer feeling you want me
Horny_Girl34: Ohh watch out for my nipples, they're kind of hairy
eroticMsexy: than il %%%% lick your %%%%%
eroticMsexy: oh yes i lick them severe
Horny_Girl34: Can you suck me off now?
eroticMsexy: il suck your %%%%%
eroticMsexy: so hard that you feel me taking yoiur clit
Horny_Girl34: Oh I wish I had a clit
Horny_Girl34: I lost it during the sex change
eroticMsexy: and than i c....your a man???????
Horny_Girl34: Bam


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Twerpo

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Posted at: 5/26/07 10:09 PM

Twerpo LIGHT LEVEL 14

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At 5/26/07 10:04 PM, Omega-Epsilon wrote:
Horny_Girl34: Can you suck me off now?
eroticMsexy: il suck your %%%%%
eroticMsexy: so hard that you feel me taking yoiur clit
Horny_Girl34: Oh I wish I had a clit
Horny_Girl34: I lost it during the sex change
eroticMsexy: and than i c....your a man???????
Horny_Girl34: Bam

lawl. That's fucking hilarious.

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placeboelectra

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Posted at: 5/26/07 11:07 PM

placeboelectra EVIL LEVEL 08

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Posts: 368

dirtyoldman69: It is a lonely rainy day,you have just gotten out of school
dirtyoldman69: I walk up behind you in the school playground
dirtyoldman69: and grab you
dirtyoldman69: I press my lips against yours
dirtyoldman69: My cock is throbbing,I rub it against your leg
13_m_hott> wtf
dirtyoldman69: you start to get hard too and let out a soft moan
13_m_hott> nooooo get the %%%% away
dirtyoldman69: mmmmm
13_m_hott> later im blockin u
dirtyoldman69: you whisper please let me touch your cock
13_m_hott> perv
dirtyoldman69: I pull out my now erect 9 inch cock
dirtyoldman69: you gasp at the site of my beautiful schlong and lovely white hair that covers my balls
dirtyoldman69: UGGHHHHHHHHH
dirtyoldman69: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
dirtyoldman69: a small goo begins to form at the tip of my penis


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Twerpo

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Posted at: 5/26/07 11:15 PM

Twerpo LIGHT LEVEL 14

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Posts: 3,909

At 5/26/07 11:07 PM, placeboelectra wrote: dirtyoldman69: It is a lonely rainy day,you have just gotten out of school
dirtyoldman69: I walk up behind you in the school playground

Fucking hilarious. I'm going to try to do that now.

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LokLokLok

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Posted at: 5/26/07 11:26 PM

LokLokLok FAB LEVEL 20

Sign-Up: 09/05/05

Posts: 1,549

bloodman64:a/s/l
sexi14: NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
sexi14: NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
sexi14: NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
sexi14: NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
sexi14: NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
sexi14: NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
bloodman64: my penis is really hard right now
sexi14:WHAT IS A MAN, A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS

then he left

Penis. Funny.


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Posted at: 5/26/07 11:48 PM

David EVIL LEVEL 32

Sign-Up: 08/08/05

Posts: 2,202

This guy was fucked up.

Guest_1531: hey
Guest_1531: 19 m uk
tightyteen3: 15 f uk
Guest_1531: hot
Guest_1531: you ok with the age thing?
tightyteen3: yeah.
Guest_1531: cool
tightyteen3: it's only the internet after all.
Guest_1531: where in uk? im manchester
tightyteen3: i live right out of london about twenty km.
tightyteen3: in a small town called cadton.
Guest_1531: never any chance to meet anyone
Guest_1531: so what you into sex wise
tightyteen3: um...
tightyteen3: just regular.
tightyteen3: but on the internet ill try anythig.
Guest_1531: cool i love going down on girls love to eat your %%%%%
tightyteen3: oh yeah baby
Guest_1531: really love to spread your legs and pull your panties to one side and lick your slit
tightyteen3: do it
Guest_1531: tatse your sweet wet %%%%%
tightyteen3: ill pull your head dow
Guest_1531: mmm push it into your pusy baby
Guest_1531: i want to eat you whole
tightyteen3: oh yeah
Guest_1531: good you taste so sweet and creamy
tightyteen3: im gonnna cum
tightyteen3: oh yeah
Guest_1531: love sucking on your clit
tightyteen3: it feels so good
Guest_1531: licking your tight little %%%%%
tightyteen3: suck that dick.
tightyteen3: suck it hard.
Guest_1531: so sweet and wet and warm
tightyteen3: make daddy cum.
Guest_1531: god it smells so good
Guest_1531: daddy?
tightyteen3: i;m gonna fuck you in the ass.
tightyteen3: hell yeah.
Guest_1531: loved to push my fingers inside you baby girl
tightyteen3: mmm ill show you somethin you neva felt efore
Guest_1531: mmmmmm
tightyteen3: touck my ass
tightyteen3: yeah.
tightyteen3: my black hairy ass
Guest_1531: i want to eat your %%%
Guest_1531: your black??
tightyteen3: im black.
tightyteen3: and i have a 13 inch cock.
Guest_1531: oh god
Guest_1531: yeah
Guest_1531: baby
tightyteen3: baby whats wrong.
tightyteen3: daddy was gona teach you a lesson.
Guest_1531: nothing your a black guy ? yeah
tightyteen3: yeah i am.

tightyteen3: a big one too.
Guest_1531: sweet
Guest_1531: you can %%%% me silly
tightyteen3: oh yeah.
Guest_1531: love to suck on that big black %%%%


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TheBlackDahliaMurder

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Posted at: 5/27/07 12:06 AM

TheBlackDahliaMurder LIGHT LEVEL 33

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Posts: 6,613

akl: helo
SexyGirl69: hiiii
SexyGirl69: whats up?
akl: hw r u, m or f pls
SexyGirl69: I'm a female, and I'm doing great
SexyGirl69: u?
akl: i am a male, i am doing great
akl: wat is ur sweet name
SexyGirl69: Theresa
akl: wat u do
akl: wr r u from
SexyGirl69: i'm from sweden
akl: sweden, nice girls out there i think
akl: terica, ask all the same questions
SexyGirl69: so, anyway, on to buisiness. i want to see if you would help assist me in having this e-abortion
SexyGirl69: i had e-sex
SexyGirl69: and i became e-pregnant
SexyGirl69: thats where you come in
SexyGirl69: think you can help me out?
SexyGirl69: baby?
akl: probably yes
akl: but i am not in theater
SexyGirl69: that's unfortunate
akl: so wat we do now
SexyGirl69: so, i heard the "wire hanger" method works the best
akl: can u find it or stay
SexyGirl69: i think it will be painful
akl: so wat am i gone do, oh c razy e world
SexyGirl69: suicide is the only option
akl: any way thnks , see u in the heaven
SexyGirl69: ok bye sexy

58 day(s) till level 34.
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TheBlackDahliaMurder

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Posted at: 5/27/07 12:16 AM

TheBlackDahliaMurder LIGHT LEVEL 33

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Rusty7764: hey
Rusty7764: hello
SexyGirl69: hiiiii
Rusty7764: how it going sexy
SexyGirl69: pretty good i think
SexyGirl69: u?
Rusty7764: yeah great
Rusty7764: am a ab model from australia
Rusty7764: wat abt u
SexyGirl69: im from sweden
Rusty7764: lovely
Rusty7764: how old r ya
SexyGirl69: 23
Rusty7764: sweet
SexyGirl69: u
SexyGirl69: ?
Rusty7764: hey sexy u got msn or yahoo?
Rusty7764: yeah
SexyGirl69: no
SexyGirl69: sorry
Rusty7764: yeah thats ok
Rusty7764: so babe wat u into
SexyGirl69: sex
SexyGirl69: lots of it
Rusty7764: lovely
SexyGirl69: howw bout you?
Rusty7764: fuck yea
Rusty7764: do u cyber?
SexyGirl69: oh yes
SexyGirl69: let's start
Rusty7764: ok
Rusty7764: wats the scene
SexyGirl69: well, i always find doing it in public makes it better
SexyGirl69: you agree?
Rusty7764: sure thing
SexyGirl69: so, just give me a moment to find the right scene
Rusty7764: let me knw
SexyGirl69: ok, so. i like the bull fighting ring. i start out by whipping out my cock and grabbing the bull and force it to impale my chest and cock. then i make it charge at you using my dead spirit as a guide. we both die.
SexyGirl69: how's that?
Rusty7764: hMm
SexyGirl69: ADF:GJDFH GHGFh
Rusty7764: bloody
SexyGirl69: yes

58 day(s) till level 34.
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TheBlackDahliaMurder

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Posted at: 5/27/07 12:22 AM

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colaman: asl
SexyGirl69: 3 / F / Ur anus lololol
colaman: r u horny
SexyGirl69: no
SexyGirl69: but my cock hurts
SexyGirl69: and i think i shouldnt have put that knife in my urethra
colaman: r u boy or girl?
SexyGirl69: that all depends
SexyGirl69: you see, i have a penis
SexyGirl69: yet i have titties lolol
SexyGirl69: and a 'gina
colaman: so ur just a chubby boy
SexyGirl69: how can a boy have a 'gina?
SexyGirl69: I HAVE A 'GINA!!!!
colaman: then wat r u an alien
SexyGirl69: YES NOW GIVE MY YOUR SOUL
colaman: never
colaman: u wath yuhioh
SexyGirl69: *pulls out ray-gun*
SexyGirl69: BAM
SexyGirl69: HOLY SHIT I JUST SHOT MY 'GINA!!!
colaman: bam
SexyGirl69: i think i accidentally killed my unborn child
SexyGirl69: HAWT!!!
colaman: how old u
SexyGirl69: 3
SexyGirl69: and a half!!!
colaman: im 3 too we can be good friends
SexyGirl69: yes, ill go get my toy truck
SexyGirl69: and ill put it in your garage lololol
colaman: wats with the 69
SexyGirl69: you've never heard of the 69 position?
colaman: u like the song summer of 69
colaman: o lol
colaman: i thought u piked it cause of the song
SexyGirl69: oh, no lol
colaman: which i did

58 day(s) till level 34.
Exp. Points: 11,515 /12,090
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