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At 5/7/07 06:09 PM, Monkey-Boy wrote:

At 5/7/07 06:08 PM, sonicmega wrote:

Hornygrl81: www.omgwow.com

It actually http://www.wowomg.com

Dude!

There were alot of people with black cawks.

In under two minutes, three guys ask for my ASL(age/sex/location)

I just cried with laughter.

Tanman32: hey
Tanman32: asl
Sexy_Jessica_69: I HAVE A HARD ON
Sexy_Jessica_69: I WANT TO PENETRATE YOUR EARS
Tanman32: what?
Tanman32: lol
Sexy_Jessica_69: I'M GOING TO SHIT ON YOUR FACE
Sexy_Jessica_69: AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT.
Sexy_Jessica_69: DO WHAT UNCLE JESSICA SAYS.
Tanman32: asl
Tanman32: whats you asl???
Tanman32: ??????????????????????????????
Tanman32: coward

jac1234: hey there
Sexy_Jessica_69: Hey baby
jac1234: how r u
Sexy_Jessica_69: Oh I'm fiinnnneee
jac1234: asl please
Sexy_Jessica_69: How big is your schlong?
jac1234: 7in
jac1234: what u think
jac1234: big enough
jac1234: how big are your %%%%
Sexy_Jessica_69: 7 aint bad
Sexy_Jessica_69: I'm a 34D
jac1234: nice
jac1234: how old ru
Sexy_Jessica_69: 18
jac1234: if u dont mind
jac1234: ok cool
Sexy_Jessica_69: How old are you?
jac1234: u horny
Sexy_Jessica_69: Me so horny, me love you long time
jac1234: 28
Sexy_Jessica_69: cyber?
jac1234: really
Sexy_Jessica_69: rly.
jac1234: sure
jac1234: what r u wearing
Sexy_Jessica_69: Pink lacey knickers
Sexy_Jessica_69: Tight bra
Sexy_Jessica_69: You?
jac1234: just a pair of boxers
Sexy_Jessica_69: i come up to you, and sit on top
Sexy_Jessica_69: My hand carresses you chest
jac1234: o yea
jac1234: more
Sexy_Jessica_69: and slowly moves down to your boxers
jac1234: i am gettinghard
Sexy_Jessica_69: I then take out your cock
Sexy_Jessica_69: rub it gently
jac1234: yes
Sexy_Jessica_69: And then rip it off.
Sexy_Jessica_69: I eat it with a delicious smile
Sexy_Jessica_69: I then flip you around
Sexy_Jessica_69: Take out my own 18" penis
jac1234: ru wet for me
Sexy_Jessica_69: And rip your boxers off
jac1234: tell me more
Sexy_Jessica_69: I penetrate your ass
Sexy_Jessica_69: Like the big black rapist I am

22_m_lon: u wanna see me wanking
Sexy_Jessica_69: You wanna see wanking?
22_m_lon: yea
22_m_lon: u fengering ur hole
Sexy_Jessica_69: Yeah, and wanking my huge cock.
Sexy_Jessica_69: Why don't you bend over big man?

This is just wierd :s

DirtyLondonGuy: you have babyhole yes?
Sexy_Jessica_69: Yes
DirtyLondonGuy: your babyholenice?
Sexy_Jessica_69: its tight
DirtyLondonGuy: i have hairless rat that sleep in babyhole
Sexy_Jessica_69: You do?
DirtyLondonGuy: he sleep in your babyhole?
Sexy_Jessica_69: ok
DirtyLondonGuy: he want hug from your babyhole
DirtyLondonGuy: and make him cough cream
Sexy_Jessica_69: BABY HOLE IS GONNA TAKE A DUMP ON YOUR RAT
Sexy_Jessica_69: YOU BETTER GET SOME PESTICIDE
Sexy_Jessica_69: COS THAT RAT IS FUCKING DEAD
DirtyLondonGuy: i like your babyhole to dump on my rat
DirtyLondonGuy: keep rat warm
DirtyLondonGuy: like liquid blanket
Sexy_Jessica_69: OH, I HAD A LOVELY CURRY HAGGIS LAST NIGHT
Sexy_Jessica_69: THAT ISN'T LIQUID
Sexy_Jessica_69: DO YOU LIKE MY HAIRY LEGS?
Sexy_Jessica_69: BABY?
Sexy_Jessica_69: YOU'RE BLEEDING!
Sexy_Jessica_69: DID I PENETRATE YOU TOO HARD?
DirtyLondonGuy: your backdoorbabyhole has brown soft worms creeping down your leg?
DirtyLondonGuy: do they cry into the running water bowl?
DirtyLondonGuy: can they swim?

this is pretty funny... wanna cyber?

(kidding)

At 5/7/07 04:59 PM, Duffi wrote: Sexygirl69: "I love you Rebecca"

Lol, great flash.

I give it a week before one of you guys ends up on Dateline.

At 5/7/07 07:07 PM, Dragonman855 wrote: I give it a week before one of you guys ends up on Dateline.

Like that woman from Miss America.

I'm fucking doing this.

hotchix84 says: igrab ur dick in mah hand, then I tear my panties off and penetrate your nostrils. I laugh at you.

MINCKO says: ....

So very sad. Also cocks. I think I'm going to try this.

I'm Wonder Bra, an undercover cop that scared a 14 year old. It's fun.
SEXYGUY352: hi bra
SEXYGUY352: asl?
Wonder_Bra: 19 f uk
SEXYGUY352: im on cam in msn
SEXYGUY352: 21m
Wonder_Bra: Show me
SEXYGUY352: malta
SEXYGUY352: u have msn?
Wonder_Bra: No.
SEXYGUY352: oooo i have cam there
Wonder_Bra: Cyber
SEXYGUY352: i can
SEXYGUY352: t
Wonder_Bra: Ok
Wonder_Bra: You start
SEXYGUY352: msn
Wonder_Bra: Cyber
SEXYGUY352: ahhh i have an 8th %%%% 4 you 2 suck
Wonder_Bra: Good.
Wonder_Bra: You start the cyber
SEXYGUY352: ahh il %%%% your %%% till you moan so hard that i cum on your %%%%
Wonder_Bra: Ooh
Wonder_Bra: Do it.
Wonder_Bra: I'll start.
SEXYGUY352: excite me
Wonder_Bra: I grab your penis and start jacking you off.
Wonder_Bra: I get my boobs out and rub it on your chest
SEXYGUY352: comre msn ul see me
Wonder_Bra: Then I call the FBI and say you are a pedophile and report you in jail
SEXYGUY352: ohh
Wonder_Bra: I'm a police officer
SEXYGUY352: ohhh
Wonder_Bra: I know where you live
SEXYGUY352: ohhh
Wonder_Bra: I know your family
SEXYGUY352: ohhh
Wonder_Bra: You will be under arrest in 12 hours.
SEXYGUY352: ohhh
Wonder_Bra: I'd get out now.
SEXYGUY352: ohh
Wonder_Bra: Any last message.
SEXYGUY352: come on
SEXYGUY352: we were joking
Wonder_Bra: Really?
SEXYGUY352: yess
Wonder_Bra: I know your below the age of 18.
SEXYGUY352: oh
SEXYGUY352: so yes
Wonder_Bra: You are underaged?
SEXYGUY352: yes
Wonder_Bra: Why are you here?
SEXYGUY352: cause my mum and dad r out
Wonder_Bra: So? Thats no excuse.
Wonder_Bra: How old are you?
SEXYGUY352: 14
Wonder_Bra: Ok. I'll be seeing you after tommorow with a serch warrent at your house. I'll also open your catche tommorow and see how horny you are.
Wonder_Bra: Anything else.
Wonder_Bra: Also the CPU will taken away.

What? no one thought that owned?

At 5/7/07 07:30 PM, H-K-S wrote: What? no one thought that owned?

It was funny.

I enjoy devouring childrens flesh. That place is going to get locked up so fucking fast as soon as the FBI finds it :)

AARON_17male: hey asl plz
ReallyHornyHotGirl: ok
ReallyHornyHotGirl: 24 fm US
AARON_17male: what state
ReallyHornyHotGirl: arizona
ReallyHornyHotGirl: do you wanna cyber?
AARON_17male: how horny r u
ReallyHornyHotGirl: VERY
AARON_17male: will u call me
ReallyHornyHotGirl: ?
ReallyHornyHotGirl: lets just cyber
AARON_17male: ough after will ucall me
ReallyHornyHotGirl: OK
ReallyHornyHotGirl: u strart
ReallyHornyHotGirl: u start. comon lets cyber!
AARON_17male: i walk into the room and see u
ReallyHornyHotGirl: i see you and say
ReallyHornyHotGirl: "your hot"
AARON_17male: i walk up to u without sayin anything and stop infront of u
ReallyHornyHotGirl: i pull you close to me and start to kiss
AARON_17male: as we kiss i pull off my shirt
ReallyHornyHotGirl: i take off my shirt and pants
AARON_17male: i luv your panties i get to my knees and kiss your stomach
ReallyHornyHotGirl: i rip off your pants and underwear and start to give you a BJ
AARON_17male: omg it feels so good
ReallyHornyHotGirl: i continue to blow you
AARON_17male: i toss and turn in pleasure
ReallyHornyHotGirl: i stand up, and rip off my panties
ReallyHornyHotGirl: i turn you around, and stick my dick into your stong ass
AARON_17male: huh
ReallyHornyHotGirl: ?
ReallyHornyHotGirl: what were you expecting?
AARON_17male: a girl
ReallyHornyHotGirl: well, m not. i shove you down and start to stick my penis into your mouth
ReallyHornyHotGirl: i reach over to my purse and grab it
ReallyHornyHotGirl: take out mace, and spray it into your eyes
ReallyHornyHotGirl: i pull out a knife and repeatedly stab you in the chest and face
ReallyHornyHotGirl: you're dead now
AARON_17male has left.

jikjack_22: whats up
jikjack_22: wahts goin in
daddys_little_girl_1990: hey
daddys_little_girl_1990: wana cyb3r?
jikjack_22: sure you start thougth
daddys_little_girl_1990: okay
daddys_little_girl_1990: I come into your room
daddys_little_girl_1990: and take off my shirt
daddys_little_girl_1990: revealing two, huge, juicy,
daddys_little_girl_1990: eggos waffels
daddys_little_girl_1990: man those things are good
daddys_little_girl_1990: you take a bite
daddys_little_girl_1990: and lick your lips
daddys_little_girl_1990: then I pull down my pant
daddys_little_girl_1990: s
daddys_little_girl_1990: revealing my massive shlong
daddys_little_girl_1990: and then
jikjack_22: what the %%%%
daddys_little_girl_1990: I stick my penis in your pee hole
daddys_little_girl_1990: and you like it
daddys_little_girl_1990: you say to stop
jikjack_22: im not into this %%%%
daddys_little_girl_1990: but you really want more
jikjack_22: your %%%%%%% nuts
daddys_little_girl_1990: then I pour syrup all over my tits
daddys_little_girl_1990: and you lick it off
daddys_little_girl_1990: and rub it on your dick
daddys_little_girl_1990: and we both ejaculate all over the place
daddys_little_girl_1990: and i ejaculate out my tits
daddys_little_girl_1990: it feels gooooood
daddys_little_girl_1990: honey?
daddys_little_girl_1990: you there
daddys_little_girl_1990: w/e goodbye

Man. This is great fooling pedos.

At 5/7/07 08:33 PM, SniperWolf1564 wrote: Man. This is great fooling pedos.

I KNOW. The FBI agent thing made me crack up.

it's not very original, but it's something. :P

geoman: mmm....wanna play baby?
Niceass123: i sure do!
geoman: wanna be my sex toy?
Niceass123: yeah let's go
geoman: mmm....how old r u?
geoman: cause i need a hot nasty honey
Niceass123: 15/female/nnew york
geoman: 20 too old for u?
Niceass123: nah
geoman: i am just out of the shower in my robe
geoman: u?
Niceass123: real;ly?!
Niceass123: same here
geoman: ya
geoman: oooo
Niceass123: I'll start k?
geoman: u alone?
Niceass123: yeah
geoman: mmmm take it baby
geoman: tell me what u need
Niceass123: yeah i slip off my panties...
geoman: mmmm
geoman: i spread ur thighs
geoman: wanting to look at ur sweet tight %%%%%
Niceass123: and start sucking my huge 10-inch cock
geoman: and i though u was a girl

small lol

If you said you were 20, how are they pedos?

There's a room called incest-dads in there.

Do we dare enter?

At 5/7/07 08:47 PM, Krayven wrote: There's a room called incest-dads in there.

Do we dare enter?

We dare to enter, act as abused as possible.

At 5/7/07 08:34 PM, Jedabaza wrote:

At 5/7/07 08:33 PM, SniperWolf1564 wrote: Man. This is great fooling pedos.

I KNOW. The FBI agent thing made me crack up.

I saw it all. There were 11 agents, only one made a direct move.

>FBI_Agent_Brown: FBI, FREEZE!

Oshit! I fucked a fellow NGer.

looken4secks: Sex?
younggirlwannafuckyou: 15 f NY
younggirlwannafuckyou: you?
younggirlwannafuckyou: so horny right now
looken4secks: 231 m MN
younggirlwannafuckyou: wanna cyber baby?
looken4secks: Oh yes
looken4secks: Whut do u want to do 1st?
younggirlwannafuckyou: i jump ontop of you body
younggirlwannafuckyou: lick you face with my hot young tounge
looken4secks: Hot.. I'm getting a ragin hard on
younggirlwannafuckyou: oh yes
younggirlwannafuckyou: i put you flacid %%%% in my mouth and suck it hard
younggirlwannafuckyou: so very hard
looken4secks: I grin, then slap you with my old man tits
younggirlwannafuckyou: OMG
younggirlwannafuckyou: wait riht here
younggirlwannafuckyou: Hello?
looken4secks: hello
younggirlwannafuckyou: WHO IS THIS?
looken4secks: ?
looken4secks: no one you know.
younggirlwannafuckyou: MY DAUGTER WAS JUST TALKIGN TO YOU
looken4secks: I assume.
looken4secks: OH SHIT.
looken4secks: I NEVER SHOULD OF KNOCKED HER UP
younggirlwannafuckyou: SHE ONLY 15!
younggirlwannafuckyou: you are sick
younggirlwannafuckyou: she is actually pregnant
younggirlwannafuckyou: you like 15 year irl
younggirlwannafuckyou: you pervert
looken4secks: HAHAHAH
younggirlwannafuckyou: im going to go beat her now
looken4secks: AWESOME
looken4secks: CAM?
younggirlwannafuckyou: with my %%%%
younggirlwannafuckyou: NO WAI FAG
looken4secks: FUCKING AWESOME *FAP FAP FAP*
younggirlwannafuckyou: ROLFCOPTER
looken4secks: YA WAI
looken4secks: LOL I"MMA CHARGIN MAH LAZ()R
younggirlwannafuckyou: OMG YOU TOO???/
looken4secks: LOLKYEAH
younggirlwannafuckyou: WE SHOULD BANG RIGHT HERE
looken4secks: YEAH!!!!!!!!!! I SHOVE MY COCK RIGHT UP THE POOPER.
younggirlwannafuckyou: i put your dick iny uor own %%%
younggirlwannafuckyou: %%%% u logn TIMER BABY
looken4secks: It feels great as it glides across my prostate.
younggirlwannafuckyou: YOU LIKE BLOODY GAY ANAL@@@?
looken4secks: ROFL U IS A SCRUB
younggirlwannafuckyou: LOL
younggirlwannafuckyou: you actually wanted to %%%% a 15 year old
younggirlwannafuckyou: THAST WEIRD
looken4secks: WHAT SITE ARE YOU MAKIN THE LULZ 4?
younggirlwannafuckyou: MY DICK
looken4secks: AWESOME
looken4secks: MY DICK IS HARD. SO I RAM IT THROUGH YOUR EARS AS BEDN STAELS MAH CADNY
younggirlwannafuckyou: NO WAI
looken4secks: YA WAI
younggirlwannafuckyou: ok
younggirlwannafuckyou: so this has gone about too far
looken4secks: Yep
younggirlwannafuckyou: wait
younggirlwannafuckyou: are you from NG?
looken4secks: Yep
younggirlwannafuckyou: HHHAHAH
younggirlwannafuckyou: me too
looken4secks: i found this hilarious
younggirlwannafuckyou: how fucke up is this
younggirlwannafuckyou: same
looken4secks: Not really.
younggirlwannafuckyou: ill post this in the thread

At 5/7/07 09:09 PM, Jedabaza wrote: Oshit! I fucked a fellow NGer.

HAHA we are quite the duo. Definitly the definition of irony.

At 5/7/07 09:11 PM, KCorTaySee wrote:

At 5/7/07 09:09 PM, Jedabaza wrote: Oshit! I fucked a fellow NGer.

HAHA we are quite the duo. Definitly the definition of irony.

Yep- and for the record i'm Looken4secks

i got 4 popups after logging in as lilcutegirl

popup 1: SurfWebcamGuy: hey. add me to your msn. i'm 19 m uk, i have cam and some pics.: your_average_kinda_guy@hotmail.co.uk

popup 2: Anatomical_Perfection: lil and cute huh? :)
lilcutegirl: yup
Anatomical_Perfection: yum :)
Anatomical_Perfection: asl?

popup 3: outlander: hi asl

popup 4: leroy: hey cute
leroy: still here?

Fucking epic.

MICKO_: hi
Sexichic43: hi
MICKO_: are you a sexy chick then?
Sexichic43: Wat u wanna do?
Sexichic43: yep
MICKO_: everything to you, what you wearing
Sexichic43: I'm wearing black lacy panties, and no top Wat r u doin to me?
MICKO_: I am kissing your %%%% and slowly working your body
Sexichic43: I'm getting hot all over
MICKO_: Are you rubbing yourself
Sexichic43: oh god yes
Sexichic43: Rub my warm throbbing cock as i jizz all over you! Then i can pour honey and we can buttfuck.
MICKO_: I am taking off your panties and licking your %%%%%
Sexichic43: It feels great
MICKO_: you are female aint you
Sexichic43: I stick your head straight through into my pussy and crush your head- instantly killing you
MICKO_: what
Sexichic43: Your dead, i drink your blood and masturbate.
MICKO_: weird woman
Sexichic43: Then i slap on my strap on and pound your ass
MICKO_: so are you a a man or woman
Sexichic43: A SHEMALE

How is a 20 year old chick, and a 22 year old guy a pedo situation? Pedo mean UNDER 18.

Heres some of mine (I'm hornygirl96):

crist: hi
crist: how are you
hornygirl69: good
crist: what's your name
hornygirl69: John
crist: you asl

crist: where are you from
hornygirl69: 14/f/US
crist: why you are horn?
hornygirl69: why am i horny?
crist: goog ı to horn :d
hornygirl69: asl?
crist: male you girl
hornygirl69: whot about the "a" and the "l"?
crist: 24 turkey
crist: you know türkey
hornygirl69: thank you come again?
crist: where
hornygirl69: Welcome to 7-11 please dont touch the slurpie machine! >: (

m18superbigndhardcock: u wanna cyber/
hornygirl69: you wanna suck my long hard dick?
m18superbigndhardcock: eww u have a dick?
hornygirl69: Oh yes
m18superbigndhardcock: y?
hornygirl69: Becuase I'm a man
m18superbigndhardcock: wow ur weird
hornygirl69: Don't you like big hairy schlong?
m18superbigndhardcock: no thanks i'm good
m18superbigndhardcock has left.

caliente22: hello
caliente22: do you want see my penis
hornygirl69: do you want to see mine?
caliente22: yessss
caliente22: ?

coquito: hi babe
hornygirl69: hi honey
coquito: hi , are you wet mami
hornygirl69: no
hornygirl69: I'm quite dry
coquito: wow tell me how is your %%%%%?
coquito: i can make you come wet , not a problem
hornygirl69: you have sunny delight?!
coquito: no , but i have a nice 7' 5 hard dick for youbabe
coquito: hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo
hornygirl69: DO YOU HAVE SUNNY DELIGHT?
coquito: i have a nice hard dick
hornygirl69: Oh, me too
coquito has left.

hornygirl69: hi
hornygirl69: asl?
horny_camsex: 26 m
hornygirl69:
horny_camsex: u?
horny_camsex: asl
hornygirl69: 48 f US
hornygirl69: do you like older women?
horny_camsex: yeah
horny_camsex: i like older women
hornygirl69: oh well then I should tell you.....
horny_camsex: a lot
horny_camsex: yes
hornygirl69: My age is actually 53
horny_camsex: no problem
horny_camsex: do u have cam?
hornygirl69: well i think i have a problem...
horny_camsex: i have cam
hornygirl69: My penis won't get hard
horny_camsex: ok,
horny_camsex: give me ur msn please
hornygirl69: you still love me even though i'm a 53 year old man with erectile dysfuntion?
horny_camsex: ok
horny_camsex: can i see u
hornygirl69: why?
horny_camsex: i want u see
hornygirl69: k
horny_camsex: give me ur msn
hornygirl69: heres a recent pic
hornygirl69: http://img508.imageshack.us/my.php?image=r001 00132df04cbxr1.jpg

Don't worry that link is just a picture of an old guy off Google.

hornygirl69: i dont have msn
hornygirl69: do you think im sexy?
horny_camsex: yes