At 8/14/06 04:45 AM, Naked_Beercan wrote:
All i can say to the youth of today is...... THIS

the this is http://reelwavs.com/..ash_gordon/crazy.mp3
apparently i cant link to it, as it is leech free :( and im too lazzy to load it to my server

At 8/12/06 06:49 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:

Welcome aboard Carvel, you have respectable values which is especially good to see being at such a young and often times impressionable age. Also, thanks for taking the time to read over the club a bit.

It was good to read others views on such an important desicion in someones life. I don't believe I answered the Droid or Creature question, I'll chose Droid please :D

At 8/14/06 04:34 AM, HoboPorn wrote: To be honest and a bit racis....mexicans don't even know what a condom is for the most part :/

But I think we are doing alot better nowadays as we promote condoms and birth control alot more then we used to.

Regardless to whether governments are getting the message across to people of less developed countries - with high literacy rates and lack of proper birth control.. we still need to address the situation in our own countries. Everyone knows what a condom is, sexual education is given in schools, so why is it STD's and teen pregnancies are on the increase? Contraception is readily available, yet many teens are too ignorant to use it.

Wow, this thread is running smoother than WW2 Auschwitz!

not that I mean anything by it...

At 8/14/06 04:08 AM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: This brings me to my "on-topic" question. What would you say are the causes of this, and how can it be helped?

I blame all those Hollywood whores, Lindsey Lohan, Hilary Duff, the Queen Bee herself; Paris Hitlon.

Like that South Park episode: 'Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset'.

Teenage sex and how cool it is, is everywhere. In films, on TV - Hollyoaks in the UK is particularly bad for this crime.
And I quote (though not totally accurate with words - but the message is clear and accurate).

Nicole - 'If I don't have sex with Justin everyone will think I'm such a loser.'

So yeah, I blame the new generation of TV and its twisted propaganda.

At 8/14/06 11:16 AM, -Nev- wrote:

At 8/14/06 04:08 AM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: This brings me to my "on-topic" question. What would you say are the causes of this, and how can it be helped?

I blame all those Hollywood whores, Lindsey Lohan, Hilary Duff, the Queen Bee herself; Paris Hitlon.

Dont forget Britany spears

I have never had sex and probably will not for quite some time. I am in the lucky position of not being under any kind of peer pressure. This is mainly because all my friends are fellow nerds. There is this one person who has had sex but he is an absolute twat. Any way I’m in the club. ; )

At 8/14/06 03:19 PM, pollio wrote: I have never had sex and probably will not for quite some time. I am in the lucky position of not being under any kind of peer pressure. This is mainly because all my friends are fellow nerds. There is this one person who has had sex but he is an absolute twat. Any way I’m in the club. ; )

lol my friend are nerds/wow whores and they are getting laid before me >:(
i never taught a such thing would happen

At 8/14/06 07:35 AM, Carvel wrote:

At 8/12/06 06:49 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:

Regardless to whether governments are getting the message across to people of less developed countries - with high literacy rates and lack of proper birth control.. we still need to address the situation in our own countries. Everyone knows what a condom is, sexual education is given in schools, so why is it STD's and teen pregnancies are on the increase? Contraception is readily available, yet many teens are too ignorant to use it.

Actually I was speaking of mexicans in our own country as well. But thats besides the point. The reason why we have so many pregnancies is the hormones get to us and all the partying going around drinking and such that when you ae drunk you tend to forget about birthcontrol or condoms and bam you have a kid 9 months later. Even happens when people arn't drunk as well the guy probably doesn't have one on him at the time he is about to have sex so he talks the girl into not leting him use one and bam kid 9 months later.

At 8/14/06 04:34 PM, xxNaruto666xx wrote: lol my friend are nerds/wow whores and they are getting laid before me >:(
i never taught a such thing would happen

Lol the girls round yours must be pretty fucked. Any way i only want to lose my virginity to someone special not some drunk slag who can bearly speak for her own vomit but that's just me.

Lol.... are you kidding me? All I want to do is get laid.

happy clock day!!!

At 8/14/06 06:09 PM, pollio wrote: Lol the girls round yours must be pretty fucked.

Is that a pun?

Hello, everybody!!! screamokaratekick is back from Banz0rnation!!! And believe me, you don't wanna go there... It's a frightening place full of clocks who talk in strange voices... Each clock was shaped like a different piece of food or an object... It's a good thing that we don't have them in Newgrounds!!! *cue Twilight Zone music*
Seems yesterday was a slow day for the club...

At 8/14/06 06:11 PM, Time_Paradox wrote: Lol.... are you kidding me? All I want to do is get laid.

Then stay out of the fucking thread. Thank you, and have a nice day.

At 8/13/06 09:48 PM, -Nev- wrote:

We only care for whats important: Was she a virgin? And more importantly (for Virgin Nazi's like Neo) did you love her?

Lol at late reply. What is a virgin nazi anyway ? But maybe, after having sex with a girl it`s hard not too fall in love with her.

At 8/15/06 01:10 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: Lol at late reply. What is a virgin nazi anyway ?

I was referring to your Virgin Auschwitz where you trapped us and gased us with your 'OMG U DIDN'T SAY U LUV HER/HIM!! FAIL!'

Or that trick question that you asked (in non-Nazi terms).

At 8/15/06 03:06 PM, -Nev- wrote:

I was referring to your Virgin Auschwitz where you trapped us and gased us with your 'OMG U DIDN'T SAY U LUV HER/HIM!! FAIL!'

Or that trick question that you asked (in non-Nazi terms).

Hahahaha... but man, Nazi is still a strong term to discribe me, even more because I`m Russian and a communist.

WHERE IS EVERYONE!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!

Really, it seems like everybody's missing...

At 8/15/06 08:32 PM, screamokaratekick wrote: WHERE IS EVERYONE!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!

Really, it seems like everybody's missing...

were down by the pool, drinking cocktails......
Ask a questions or something and we will return just to answer it

At 8/15/06 10:30 PM, Naked_Beercan wrote: were down by the pool, drinking cocktails......
Ask a questions or something and we will return just to answer it

You damn kids with your rock and roll and your miniskirts... an-and your leather jackets... little bastards don't know the meaning of hard work.

At 8/16/06 02:00 AM, ChineseGothKid wrote:

You're 14 and you're calling us damn kids? That makes no damn sense whatsoever.

Don`t talk like that to the older... did nobody teach you respect boy ? Lay down here and get down on your knees. I`m going to show you the meaning of respect.

At 8/16/06 02:12 AM, NeoSoviet wrote:

At 8/16/06 02:00 AM, ChineseGothKid wrote:

Don`t talk like that to the older... did nobody teach you respect boy ? Lay down here and get down on your knees. I`m going to show you the meaning of respect.

Even if it hurts a little.

id jion but i have done the deed so to say but it was with the girl i love. so just to make a point its not just sex its a spirtual conection act to so your love for some one. just wanted to say

At 8/16/06 09:16 AM, dervishneedsadrink wrote: id jion but i have done the deed so to say but it was with the girl i love. so just to make a point its not just sex its a spirtual conection act to so your love for some one. just wanted to say

I'm sure it would be fine if you joined just to give advice.. someone else done that. But, your point about a 'spiritual connection' is great. Many people now-a-days forget the good old term for having 'hot secks' is 'making love'. So, why have intercourse with some stranger who you don't know for the sake of it? Wouldn't the experience be better with someone you truely loved and cared about?I guess some may disagree..

At 8/16/06 02:00 AM, ChineseGothKid wrote:

At 8/15/06 10:45 PM, screamokaratekick wrote:

You damn kids with your rock and roll and your miniskirts... an-and your leather jackets... little bastards don't know the meaning of hard work.

You're 14 and you're calling us damn kids? That makes no damn sense whatsoever.

It's a joke, retard. Honestly, you're Chinese, you're supposed to be intelligent. Dumbass.

At 8/16/06 12:25 PM, screamokaratekick wrote:

At 8/16/06 02:00 AM, ChineseGothKid wrote:

At 8/15/06 10:45 PM, screamokaratekick wrote:

You damn kids with your rock and roll and your miniskirts... an-and your leather jackets... little bastards don't know the meaning of hard work.

You're 14 and you're calling us damn kids? That makes no damn sense whatsoever.

It's a joke, retard. Honestly, you're Chinese, you're supposed to be intelligent. Dumbass.

Shut up and stop being racist

On a lighter note my 5 day bans over, and yesterday, the glorious clock day, my dream came true as for three hours, my flash was on the top of the front page <3

At 8/16/06 12:45 PM, WilliWowza wrote:

On a lighter note my 5 day bans over, and yesterday, the glorious clock day, my dream came true as for three hours, my flash was on the top of the front page <3

Congrats man !! -MetalDart- Also submitted his flash and got a very good rating. So it was a very bright day :D

Congrats once again on the front page :P

At 8/16/06 01:08 PM, NeoSoviet wrote:

At 8/16/06 12:45 PM, WilliWowza wrote: my dream came true as for three hours, my flash was on the top of the front page <3

Congrats man !! -MetalDart- Also submitted his flash and got a very good rating.

He's living my dream. :'(
Congrats WilliWowza. :)
Now add my flash to fave's and fiven. >:(

Congratiolations WilliWowza and Metaldart on your excellent cleck day flashes!

Thanks guys, and congrats Metaldart, things like this fill the empty void where my sexiness should be :<

At 8/16/06 06:24 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Thanks guys, and congrats Metaldart, things like this fill the empty void where my sexiness should be :<

Didn't you recently say to some guy who asked for friends: "I'll be your fuck buddy" ?
I believe it was on a thread called "Do i have freinds", or something like that.