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At 8/12/06 03:39 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:

You know what love is, darling? Love is sacrifice. Thinking and looking outside of yourself, outside of that box which we all create for ourselves as a means of self preservation. When you can look at the one you're with and think of what is best for them, for their happiness, instead of how you'll be benefitted -- then you know that you have something substantial. Something that no amount of lust and sex can compare to. You have a relationship with another person, not one with yourself. Make sense?

Finally, all I wanted was some conversation. Something to keep me off my chocolate addiction. Now, everything you said is valid, as what I said.

See, whats great about humans, is that you can`t classify them either way without a degree of failure. We act differently all the time, our emotions are a mistery.

I also would like to add, that only little people enjoy that level of attachment you just mentioned. And that is what I said earlier about woman. That you search for that ideal. The other problem is that you may never know what the other partner thinks.

Here I will give you a little joke that explains everything. Its rather funny, but I think it explains this point:

A Womans logg:

Today I met with my husband and he was distant. I tried talking to him, but he would only reply in short messages. Yes no and that sort of thing. I tried taking him to a pub, but nothing, I tried flirting with him... but he didn`t even see into my eyes.

Then we went to a restaraunt, I tried talking to him about his day, if something was wrong. He said that everything was fine, and that he was ok. I can swear that he is cheating me.

We arrived home, and he just sat down and started watching TV. I tried too take some beautiful clothes to attract him. And to my surprise we had sex. But he was once again was distant. Now I`m crying in the bathroom, I know he has a lover, he will leave me tomorrow.

A mans logg:

Today my favorite football team lost, my boss was beeing a bitch to me... at least I got to fuck.

Yeah... see my point ? I see yours, its a girly way to see the world. But thats ok, because you are a girl. I have my own view.

I also would like to say that I enjoy a womans company, my first best friend was a girl. I used to hang out more with girls. Until I discovered the greacefullness of my gender.

Meh, if you wanna be angry at me, fine, but I can learn new things and every opnion is valid to me. Now I have changed some of my opnions, thanks to you and -Nev-, who said basicly the same thing. By the way, what the fuck man.

So yeah. I`m a new man now.

At 8/12/06 06:22 PM, -Nev- wrote: You tend to post a lot more personal and rule posts, so that either its pointless to reply, or they're meant for certain people.

I actually have alot of posts not personal or rule based :-P

At 8/12/06 06:31 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: By the way, what the fuck man.

Was that directed at me?

If yes, why?

So yeah. I`m a new man now.

The sex op was a failure. You're still a woman I'm afraid.

At 8/12/06 06:40 PM, -Nev- wrote:

At 8/12/06 06:31 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: By the way, what the fuck man.

Was that directed at me?

If yes, why?

Nah, I was just bitching around.

The sex op was a failure. You're still a woman I'm afraid.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT ?! Man the doctors tried so hard, but the can`t seem to make it. Now im stuck with a half male penis, half vagina. Wanna see a pic ?

At 8/12/06 06:45 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT ?! Man the doctors tried so hard, but the can`t seem to make it. Now im stuck with a half male penis, half vagina. Wanna see a pic ?

I think I speak for everyone when I say yes.

At 8/12/06 06:46 PM, -Nev- wrote:

I think I speak for everyone when I say yes.

Are you shure man ? I still have op scars. Which can be horrible to some people. But hey, if thats what you like, here look at how I look now.

At 8/12/06 05:56 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:

At 8/12/06 05:54 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:

Remember kids, here at the Virgin Club, we're tackling real issues, interviewing real people, and bringing awareness to your very home! *Points at camera* Get involved!

This is CNN.

*Shuffles some papers and speaks with an overly jubilant voice* That's right, MetalDart!

But yeah, we just like talking. It's fun engaging in intellectual conversations with each other. Also, it's part Star Wars. Star Wars! How could you not be in a club like this?!?!

Brilliantly put dahleeng, brilliant. Speaking of Star Wars, the council is going to be chosen soon. Ooooh, excitement!

At 8/12/06 06:28 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: And if you excuse me, there's some donuts with my name on it! :D

K, I want a chocolate covered one, not custard filled, and with rainbow sprinkles on it. Make it snappy!

At 8/12/06 06:03 PM, Carvel wrote: This club seems like a really good idea. After reading all the discussions I'd quite like to join. If you asked me to explain why I am a virgin, the answer's simple.. etc.

Welcome aboard Carvel, you have respectable values which is especially good to see being at such a young and often times impressionable age. Also, thanks for taking the time to read over the club a bit.

At 8/12/06 06:17 PM, Naked_Beercan wrote: Does none read my posts or are you all too lazzy/scared to reply? i've made alot and they are generally long, but noone ever quotes or replys to me :'(

It's because you're a scary English robot man.

At 8/12/06 06:31 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: Now I have changed some of my opnions, thanks to you and -Nev-, who said basicly the same thing. By the way, what the fuck man.

Actually, my response was different from Nev. We both had opposite supporting arguments, expounding on different topics. What we did agree upon was that all people are different, though, which Naked Beercan sided with as well in his post. It doesn't make it basically the same thing, just part of the same premise.

At 8/12/06 06:49 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:

At 8/12/06 05:56 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: This is CNN.

*Shuffles some papers and speaks with an overly jubilant voice* That's right, MetalDart!

Coming up next: "Jumbo the Happy Elephant was tragically shot to death today.......

Brilliantly put dahleeng, brilliant. Speaking of Star Wars, the council is going to be chosen soon. Ooooh, excitement!

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! :O

K, I want a chocolate covered one, not custard filled, and with rainbow sprinkles on it. Make it snappy!

See?!?! Women have such high standars. >:(
Seriously, here's one just for you. :)

Do you lose your virginity by 'manual' or oral methods as well? (not masturbation)

At 8/12/06 06:57 PM, Athlas wrote: Do you lose your virginity by 'manual' or oral methods as well? (not masturbation)

I'm worried what you mean by 'manual' and 'not masturbation'.
Like, bumming yourself?

At 8/12/06 06:57 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:

Coming up next: "Jumbo the Happy Elephant was tragically shot to death today.......

He is not so happy now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAhahaha.....ha....hah.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! :O

Dont be worried, youll be there. Im hated here, so no chance for me, and all the other serious posters Athlas and shit, dont seem to have what it takes. Youll be there.

See?!?! Women have such high standars. >:(
Seriously, here's one just for you. :)

You said you were joking dude, you laid. You know what im talking about. But hey, its not my business. Seriously, dont get mad.

At 8/12/06 07:05 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: He is not so happy now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAhahaha.....ha....hah.

You made Jumbo cry in heaven. :'(

Dont be worried, youll be there. Im hated here, so no chance for me, and all the other serious posters Athlas and shit, dont seem to have what it takes. Youll be there.

You're not hated by me at least. :)

You said you were joking dude, you laid. You know what im talking about. But hey, its not my business. Seriously, dont get mad.

I still am joking.

At 8/12/06 07:08 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:

You made Jumbo cry in heaven. :'(

And I feel great about it. He deserves it.

You're not hated by me at least. :)

Well well, it seems I have a friend inside the council, this may help my political influence inside the private club.

I still am joking.

I know... me too :D

At 8/12/06 07:03 PM, -Nev- wrote:

At 8/12/06 06:57 PM, Athlas wrote: Do you lose your virginity by 'manual' or oral methods as well? (not masturbation)

I'm worried what you mean by 'manual' and 'not masturbation'.
Like, bumming yourself?

It's open for interpretation.

As Soviet and metal are whoring up the forum so people wont read back, here is a treat.

Heres Darth Veders (Sarah) new sig

First of all, stop making assumptions about the council.

Second of all, hawtsauce.

Kthnx.

-Receiving incoming transmission from R4D5-

*beepbeep* *twiiiiiet* *beepbeep*

-End of messages-

At 8/12/06 07:29 PM, Athlas wrote: -Receiving incoming transmission from R4D5-

*beepbeep* *twiiiiiet* *beepbeep*

-End of messages-

you mean this

did you all suddenly fall off the edge of the earth?

At 8/12/06 07:15 PM, Naked_Beercan wrote: As Soviet and metal are whoring up the forum so people wont read back, here is a treat.

I swear I`ll stop... the day I die :D

At 8/12/06 07:50 PM, NeoSoviet wrote:

At 8/12/06 07:15 PM, Naked_Beercan wrote: As Soviet and metal are whoring up the forum so people wont read back, here is a treat.

I swear I`ll stop... the day I die :D

That may very well be much sooner than you think...

At 8/12/06 07:54 PM, Athlas wrote:

At 8/12/06 07:50 PM, NeoSoviet wrote:

At 8/12/06 07:15 PM, Naked_Beercan wrote: As Soviet and metal are whoring up the forum so people wont read back, here is a treat.

I swear I`ll stop... the day I die :D

That may very well be much sooner than you think...

Yeh im on my way over to his now with my hammer, hacksaw, shovel and bin liners right now......

check out mine and sarahs new sig pictures :-D

if you want one for your starwars char let me know ;-) (pm me dont spam the virgin forums)

At 8/12/06 08:03 PM, Naked_Beercan wrote:

At 8/12/06 07:54 PM, Athlas wrote:

At 8/12/06 07:50 PM, NeoSoviet wrote:

I swear I`ll stop... the day I die :D

That may very well be much sooner than you think...

Yeh im on my way over to his now with my hammer, hacksaw, shovel and bin liners right now......

Psychopatic serial killer's checklist:

- Rusty chainsaw that jams a lot: check
- Bag to transport (dismembered) head in: check
- Needle to torment eye, and perform cock and ball torture with: check
- Lighter for same purpsose as needle (incinerate pubic hair): check
- Plain old knife: check
- Rough paper for tormenting wounds: check
- Fire axe: check
note with fire axe: Truly the weapon of a madman. Who else would attack fire with an axe?
- Salt, for multifunctional tormenting: check
- Nails: check
- Hammer: check
note with hammer and nails: tools for crucifiction/nailing to the floor or table/general torture
- Cigarettes for burnin' : check
- Oil: check
- Ducktape: check
- Shovel: check
- Sack: check
- Hockey mask: check
- Strangely disfigured figurine: check
- Psychopatic serial killer's check list: check

man you forgot to add"shoes that make you walk as fast as people run when you hunt them down"to the list

At 8/12/06 08:31 PM, Obi-Kun wrote: man you forgot to add"shoes that make you walk as fast as people run when you hunt them down"to the list

Why run when you can chop?

Why run when you can chop?

thats a good argument but I was referring to the old horror movies where the bad guys always seems to keep up even if the victim get on a bullet train and go to another continent..he is bound to get to them simply by walking

ugh, these long posts are boring... i just skim them. i'd just like to say congrats to ev-vig for talking to his friends and working things out... and also i'd like to ask for a cookie from sarah. make it have lotsa chocolate or i swear to god i'll scream!!! thanx XD

At 8/12/06 08:35 PM, Obi-Kun wrote: thats a good argument but I was referring to the old horror movies where the bad guys always seems to keep up even if the victim get on a bullet train and go to another continent..he is bound to get to them simply by walking

Thats what omnipotence does for you.

so is this club for you to be proud to be virgin...

makes me feel sorry for you... i believe you guys are just afraid of sex