At 8/13/06 12:56 PM, Naked_Beercan wrote:At 8/13/06 05:10 AM, Contract_Killers wrote: Have you heard the saying "once you go black, you don't go back"?Not the kind of thing we want in here :)
Well for losing your virginity, it is like this: Once you get pussy, you're not a wussy.
please get on track or dont bother posting in here anymore :)
sup bitch! ,,!,,
At 8/13/06 01:25 PM, lordlucavi wrote: sup bitch! ,,!,,
please keep it up :)
At 8/13/06 04:59 AM, Athlas wrote: You're probably the most engaged threadmaster I've ever seen.
Dungeon Master.
At 8/13/06 05:21 AM, HoboPorn wrote: I'm gone 3 days and this place grows like a weed.
Now that Hobo's back, the real party can begin.
Get the hot dogs!
At 8/13/06 06:13 AM, Cerrax wrote: I have a question:
If you're not a virgin, can you be in the club anyway? etc.
If not just chase me away :P
Yes, if you're not a virgin you can still be in this club. That is, if you contribute. You seem to be capable of doing so, which means no chasing with pitchforks and torches.
Welcome aboard then!
At 8/13/06 10:43 AM, Burnzoid wrote: I wish i was still a virgin.
Damn alcohol.
That's one of the purposes of this club, to help our members avoid making such decisions that they would regret. ;)
Naked_Beercan I don`t want to sound like a pain in the ass... but when I saw your profile pic I turned into a gay black woman. Man, change it, please.
Also, I had a chance to get laid yesterday, I went to a pub, right after replying to a PM by Dart and my friends made me dance with one of my old friends. She wasn`t drunk or anything, but we started kissing and touching... Then it was getting late and the "bad people" aka drug addicts and little whores were starting to come in. So we went to her house.
Now we were only 5 people. Then it was 4 AM and I was the only one left, she wanted to show me something in the kitchen, so I went there and she started taking her clothes off. I thought to myself: "Sexings coming, and I will write about this thought in the virgin club later".
But I didn`t have them, I said to her that we were good friends, and that one night stands were something that I used to do.
I thought she would be really pissed, but she kissed me and called a cab for me :D
Now, the truth is that I didn`t have a condom, and that is the only reason I didn`t have the sexings. Yepp... And I laughed my ass off when I thought about the virgin club, seriously, she even looked at me wierdly ^_^
<3
At 8/13/06 12:56 PM, Naked_Beercan wrote:At 8/13/06 05:10 AM, Contract_Killers wrote: Have you heard the saying "once you go black, you don't go back"?Not the kind of thing we want in here :)
Well for losing your virginity, it is like this: Once you get pussy, you're not a wussy.
please get on track or dont bother posting in here anymore :)
sure thing ,,!,,
your a man!?
but your profile said female....
falls down to his knees coverd in clouds
At 8/13/06 02:38 PM, Obi-Kun wrote: your a man!?
but your profile said female....
falls down to his knees coverd in clouds
You are talking to me right ? No, I`m a lesbian. Seriously. Sometimes I chenge my profile gender to male, because guys wont try to talk to me all the time, but now Ipm leaving it like it is.
Don`t worry man, I`m a girl.
<3
You are talking to me right ? No, I`m a lesbian. Seriously. Sometimes I chenge my profile gender to male, because guys wont try to talk to me all the time, but now Ipm leaving it like it is.
Don`t worry man, I`m a girl.
Okay...thats a relief was wondering about that last post...
At 8/13/06 02:36 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: Naked_Beercan I don`t want to sound like a pain in the ass... but when I saw your profile pic I turned into a gay black woman. Man, change it, please.
Her picture is one of the highlights of NG for me.
Blah blah aka drug addicts and little whores were starting to come in. So we went to her house.
But the drug addicts and little whores is where the real fun is to be had.
..and she started taking her clothes off. I thought to myself: "Sexings coming, and I will write about this thought in the virgin club later".
So let me get this straight. You thought, as she was taking her clothes off, that you would write about this in the Virgin Club?
That's dedication.
But I didn`t have them, I said to her that we were good friends, and that one night stands were something that I used to do.
Commendable.
I thought she would be really pissed, but she kissed me and called a cab for me :D
Maybe she was glad a guy valued her friendship over her sexings.
Now, the truth is that I didn`t have a condom, and that is the only reason I didn`t have the sexings. Yepp... And I laughed my ass off when I thought about the virgin club, seriously, she even looked at me wierdly ^_^
We all know it wasn't because of not having a condom. YOU STOPPED BECAUSE OF THE VIRGIN CLUB! You thought of Naked Beercan's picture and the force was too overwhelming.
You thought of Naked Beercan's picture and the force was too overwhelming.
poor Beercan----it hard to be semi looking guy you know?
At 8/13/06 02:53 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:
Her picture is one of the highlights of NG for me.
Indeed.
But the drug addicts and little whores is where the real fun is to be had.
Maybe for you, little virgin, but I`ve had my times with that crowd and they get old and boring fast.
So let me get this straight. You thought, as she was taking her clothes off, that you would write about this in the Virgin Club?
That's dedication.
Fucking yes, why not ? I hang around here a lot of time, I think about NG shit sometimes. I even think about some friends of mine here.
Commendable.
What does that word mean ? Sexy or something ?
Maybe she was glad a guy valued her friendship over her sexings.
Yes, thats what I thought.
We all know it wasn't because of not having a condom. YOU STOPPED BECAUSE OF THE VIRGIN CLUB! You thought of Naked Beercan's picture and the force was too overwhelming.
I saw that pic after that happened... so no :( But that picture did kill any future possibilites of me having a boner.
<3
At 8/13/06 03:00 PM, NeoSoviet wrote:Commendable.What does that word mean ? Sexy or something ?
To represent as worthy, qualified, or desirable; recommend.
To express approval of;
We all know it wasn't because of not having a condom. YOU STOPPED BECAUSE OF THE VIRGIN CLUB! You thought of Naked Beercan's picture and the force was too overwhelming.I saw that pic after that happened... so no :( But that picture did kill any future possibilites of me having a boner.
You well know i make you hot ;-)
At 8/13/06 03:04 PM, Naked_Beercan wrote:
To represent as worthy, qualified, or desirable; recommend.
To express approval of;
Nice... she could have set sexy thought.
You well know i make you hot ;-)
Ok ok... yes, I dream about you every night. I have that picture as my screensaver :D
<3
At 8/13/06 03:07 PM, NeoSoviet wrote:You well know i make you hot ;-)Ok ok... yes, I dream about you every night. I have that picture as my screensaver :D
I knew it, i know you want to touch my data probe..... But its not allowed, as were here to help others, not sync ourselves :-D
At 8/13/06 03:09 PM, Naked_Beercan wrote:
I knew it, i know you want to touch my data probe..... But its not allowed, as were here to help others, not sync ourselves :-D
I want you to burn me with your jet steam baby, make filthy with your oil luncher, and make me fast metalic robo love. Yes baby.
<3
At 8/13/06 12:56 PM, Naked_Beercan wrote:At 8/13/06 05:10 AM, Contract_Killers wrote: Have you heard the saying "once you go black, you don't go back"?Not the kind of thing we want in here :)
Well for losing your virginity, it is like this: Once you get pussy, you're not a wussy.
please get on track or dont bother posting in here anymore :)
UIE8I48R7ROLO8ULTYLI8OY.YOERORR!
UIE8I48R7ROLO8ULTYLI8OY.YOERORR!
its no idea..they are in a seperate realm right now
At 8/13/06 02:36 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: Naked_Beercan I don`t want to sound like a pain in the ass... but when I saw your profile pic I turned into a gay black woman.
That picture is brilliant.
Man, change it, please.
Don't.... in fact do. Take the sweater off :D.
At 8/13/06 03:27 PM, -Nev- wrote:
Don't.... in fact do. Take the sweater off :D.
Read more posts man... the truth was soon discovered :D
<3
At 8/13/06 03:30 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: Read more posts man... the truth was soon discovered :D
Truth or no truth, he should still get naked for us.
At 8/13/06 03:34 PM, -Nev- wrote: Truth or no truth, he should still get naked for us.
But he's already a Naked_Beercan.
At 8/13/06 01:24 PM, lordlucavi wrote:At 8/13/06 05:10 AM, Contract_Killers wrote: Have you heard the saying "once you go black, you don't go back"?lol! she's just mad because she can never get a man or a woman. it's ok Sarah-Rawr we all saw u may's edition of camel toe magazine.
Well for losing your virginity, it is like this: Once you get pussy, you're not a wussy.
lmfao I thaught of the new chappelle episode when he is getting revenge on past people.
At 8/13/06 12:56 PM, Naked_Beercan wrote:At 8/13/06 05:10 AM, Contract_Killers wrote: Have you heard the saying "once you go black, you don't go back"?Not the kind of thing we want in here :)
Well for losing your virginity, it is like this: Once you get pussy, you're not a wussy.
please get on track or dont bother posting in here anymore :)
It's cool I already burned his ass with a comeback 2 posts below his :)
At 8/13/06 05:21 AM, HoboPorn wrote: I'm gone 3 days and this place grows like a weed.Now that Hobo's back, the real party can begin.
Yup yup.
At 8/13/06 03:37 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: But he's already a Naked_Beercan.
Well he's still not naked enough for my likings.
At 8/13/06 03:49 PM, Obi-Kun wrote: perhaps he should change his name to just "Beercan"
I would post something but well, im pritty sure its not allowed, also by viewing the true naked_beercan you may instantly lose your vaginity (yes its that sexy), and i wont do that to you lovely people.
do it...I am ready to poke my own eyes out and stuff them in my ears if its too bad =)
But seriously.
After looking at Naked Beercan's picture, I just remembered the dream that I had last night. It has to do with virginity, really.
I was with this scientist in a white lab coat and mask, inside of his laboratory. I really had no idea what he was doing (since the dream started up in this random scene), I was simply sitting on a mat on the floor watching him. While messing around with his vials and potions, he would glance over to me every now and then with a devious smile. I, on the other hand, was more bored than anything else. He would laugh and murmur things to himself.. so finally, I said:
"Are you done yet!?"
He replied with, "Almost, almost."
Some more time passed, and after shifting sitting positions several times, I decided to get up and walk around the lab, checking out the "scenery". The typical equipment was there, nothing too exciting, but then I found a slightly concealed door off to the side. Of course I opened it, cautiously peeking inside. Complete darkness. I walked in all the way and fumbled to find a light switch, which is when the door suddenly slammed shut behind me. I jumped, and then immediately afterwards a row of torches were set alit. The room was filled with ancient armor and weaponry, mostly medieval.
Long story short, I looted the place. I put on knight-like armor and grabbed this relatively large broadsword. I walked to the wall, as if I knew what I was doing, and put my hand on one of the tapestries, which then dissolved to a portal of sorts. I jumped through it and fell into a lush green, wide open field, with trees and flowers scattered here and there. It looked peaceful, ideal for a picnic resort. I paused, taking a look around me, waiting for "something". That's when I heard a loud, menacing mechanical noise, repeating itself over and over again.
It felt like an eternity passed, waiting for whatever it was to reveal itself -- when really, it was only a few seconds. ...The sounds stopped. That's when I saw it, a figure in the distance, coming toward me from across the field. I lifted my broadsword, ready for battle. As it came closer and closer, I was better able to discern what it was. A cylinder shape, but still not near enough to make out the details.. what was suspicious about it was the speed it was going. It was incredibly slow. Was it.. mocking me? I clenched the handle of the sword, angered by this. I then yelled at it, taunting. It maintained it's steady speed, though.
I heard a loud electric noise above me, like lightning. I lost my concentration on the cunning foe and looked up.. the portal was opened again, except this time the scientist jumped through. He hit the ground with a loud thud, gained his composure quickly, and nonchalantly brushed off his coat. He peered at me over his medical mask, and then laughed, speaking briefly.
"If you're going to defeat him, you'll be needing this."
He opened his jacket like the shop keeper in Resident Evil 4.. "Welcome!" And whipped out a Darth Vader costume, along with a light saber. He handed them to me, and stepped back to watch the impending battle.
In the blink of an eye, I was suited up like Darth Vader. I looked back quickly at the robotic "thing", to see how much it had advanced...
.. and it didn't seem to be any closer.
I let out a loud cry, "Noooooooooooooo!" And, fed up with the waiting, charged toward it. Crossing the distance rather quickly, I finally met up with this fierce opponent. But, to my surprise, it was actually R2D2 (Naked_Beercan). Confused, and after closer inspection, I noticed that he was stuck in a hole in the dirt. I sighed, and prodded him with my light saber. I was greeted back with a series of beeps, and the signature R2D2 scream:
"Waaaaaooooooooo!"
I put my light saber away, disappointed, and picked up the helpless droid, setting him down upright on the ground. I was about to walk away when the Naked_Beercan went insane with the beeping and screaming, as if it were cursing at me. I turned around and saw it burst into flames, rolling at me full throttle. This was war.
*Insert lengthy, intense and amazing battle.*
And then I won, thus concluding my virgin dream.
