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At 8/11/06 07:06 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:

At least on your dad's wedding night, I didn't get raped by a goat.

OMG, YOU MADE ME CRY. YOU FUCKING BITCH. Why do you have to open old wounds.

Nah. I don't tap fat chicks. Your mom's an exception though. OH SNAP! WICKED BURN!

O but your sister beggs to differ, she begs more than that actually. A screamer. O yeah Neo, do me better than my brother did.

Time to make my moves on Sarah Rawr. :O

Man of tried... but the roofies don`t seem to work on her, maybe she build a defence ?

And people, Soviet and I are playing around. :)
<3

Indeed :D........... Wait what ? No im not, I seriously want you out of the house.

At 8/11/06 07:13 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: O but your sister beggs to differ, she begs more than that actually. A screamer. O yeah Neo, do me better than my brother did.

I don't.. have a sister.... Oh my god! Grandma! :O

Man of tried... but the roofies don`t seem to work on her, maybe she build a defence ?

But I've got one thing you don't. Mojo, baby. :)

Indeed :D........... Wait what ? No im not, I seriously want you out of the house.

Your house? I paid for this house while you just sit around naked eating cheetos! >:(

At 8/11/06 07:13 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: Man of tried... but the roofies don`t seem to work on her, maybe she build a defence ?

Are you fucking stupid? The Force is insanely strong in her, of course she's built a defence.

Indeed :D........... Wait what ? No im not, I seriously want you out of the house.

:( But you're my favourite couple, don't break up.

this just keeps getting weirder and weirder....

rooting for the girl though..since she is a girl afterall

At 8/11/06 07:19 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:

I don't.. have a sister.... Oh my god! Grandma! :O

Yeah you HAD a sister remember ? I totally dig dead chicks. I had to dig a lot to get to her thought.

But I've got one thing you don't. Mojo, baby. :)

Man... Im Russian, I have mojo in my veins.

Your house? I paid for this house while you just sit around naked eating cheetos! >:(

EXERCISING, EXERCISING... the cheetos only give me more energy to keep exercising.

At 8/11/06 07:19 PM, -Nev- wrote:

Are you fucking stupid? The Force is insanely strong in her, of course she's built a defence.

Im only slow... Pshhh, that force of hers is nothing, have you ever heard her voice. Man she sounds like a young Earl Jones.

( But you're my favourite couple, don't break up.

We are everyones new favorite couple, see us on Fox at sundays.

At 8/11/06 07:24 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: Yeah you HAD a sister remember ? I totally dig dead chicks. I had to dig a lot to get to her thought.

Nope, you were banging my grandma dude. I was an orphan.

Man... Im Russian, I have mojo in my veins.

Is that why you lost World War 2?!?!?! >:(
Now, if you don't mind, I will go hit on Sarah now.

EXERCISING, EXERCISING... the cheetos only give me more energy to keep exercising.

THAT'S NO EXCUSE TO BE NAKED! >:(

We are everyones new favorite couple, see us on Fox at sundays.

Yes, we will be the only show that isn't a cartoon.

At 8/11/06 07:28 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:

Nope, you were banging my grandma dude. I was an orphan.

Then your grandma is dead son... sorry to let you know.

Is that why you lost World War 2?!?!?! >:(
Now, if you don't mind, I will go hit on Sarah now.

WHAT ? Lost WWII ? What the fuck, someone needs a spanking to remember his history. Just like we spanked Hitler.

THAT'S NO EXCUSE TO BE NAKED! >:(

You loved that man...

Yes, we will be the only show that isn't a cartoon.

Yepp, and its gross. The show I mean, we even have a sign before it:

"People under the age of 30 are not encouraged to watch this. May cause vomit and/or massive erections. Also not encouraged for people 25 or older, may cause instant homosexuality."

Is that why you lost World War 2?!?!?! >:(

Damn that must have hit a sore spot

Grand, the flame wars are back...

*Fire in the hole!*

At 8/11/06 07:24 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: We are everyones new favorite couple, see us on Fox at sundays.

I don't get Fox in the UK.

At 8/11/06 07:34 PM, -Nev- wrote:

I don't get Fox in the UK.

You what ? I hope you are joking... I get Fox in Russia man. IN RUSSIA.

At 8/11/06 07:34 PM, Athlas wrote: Grand, the flame wars are back...

*Fire in the hole!*

They're not flame wars. NeoSoviet and I are best friends. We just like messing with each other. Isn't that right? And for this answer, be serious.

I live 200 miles from the UK, and I don't get Fox either. Not that I have any need for it though. I prefer books to television.

At 8/11/06 07:41 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: And for this answer, be serious.

Trying........ Ok yeah, we like messing around, we are dirty little piggies. You all can mess around with us too.

Okay, so I thought about something. Doesn't have to do with being a virgin and more about masturbation, but since virgins masturbate more than sexually active people, I thought I would ask it.

Has anyone ever heard of a certain way that men masturbate by choking themselves?Supposably, it's suppose to let you last longer or something like that. I heard that someone choked themself to death for trying it.

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At 8/10/06 10:53 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Another virgin, because if you aren't sure about something she/he won't be like 'OMFG n00b', also it's more special

Can you imagine if there were actually sex n00bs? I mean, like if we gained experience points every time we had sex? Here's what it might be like:

Map: Sexxy Nightclub 2

PiMp69 (lvl178): hey there, sexy
megawhore666 (lvl257): *spreads legs*
*PiMp69 gains 58 experience points!*
*PiMp69 has obtained lvl179!*
virgin101 (lvl1): uh, hi
megawhore666 (lvl257): STFU, n00b!!!
virgin101 (lvl1): ken i hav sum sex, plz?
*virgin101 gains 45 experience points!*
PiMp69: fucking haxxor...

That would be hilarious.

Yeah but then it would take all the fun out of getting to know the person and everything. And plus it would also make getting some very easy for those at a very high lvl. So really it would not really be cool but in a way it would.

My GF called me this morning. We're gonna go see a movie later tonight, so I'm gonna be picking her up at about 7:00 (PDT). We're see that Pirates movie. If there's nothing to do, we'll find something. We're in no hurry to ruin our relationship. So we just do stuff like seeing movies and crap like that.

I'm somewhat worried that this post doesn't belong in here. Please tell me if it doesn't.

At 8/11/06 09:34 PM, ChineseGothKid wrote: I'm somewhat worried that this post doesn't belong in here. Please tell me if it doesn't.

Not really. It belongs in a blog.

At 8/11/06 09:48 PM, -Nev- wrote:

At 8/11/06 09:34 PM, ChineseGothKid wrote: I'm somewhat worried that this post doesn't belong in here. Please tell me if it doesn't.

Not really. It belongs in a blog.

That belongs in a museum!

At 8/11/06 11:18 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: That belongs in a museum!

So do you! >:U

<3

At 8/11/06 06:09 PM, Naked_Beercan wrote: To all the new people / people that want to join.
Not everyone in here is a Virgin, the main point is that you treat others with respect, accept/support their decisions and try to help out were you can.

Well put, R2D2. But, you must also keep in mind that disagreements are bound to happen. As long as they are handled in a civilized and rational manner, then there will be no problems.

Hm, this reminds me, but I keep forgetting to post about it. A little late, but now is as good a time as any. To the people who have inquiries/doubts about the existence of this club, instead of taking the uncalled for and negative approach toward it by posting rudely in here, PM me with your questions. Not to one of the members, but to me. Since I am the Darth Vader here, I will be able to best explain the motives and purpose of this club (as I have done before). I can even avoid it from going that far by saying: try not to be close-minded, and simply go about doing something else on the site if you are bothered. ;)

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At 8/11/06 06:21 PM, Athlas wrote: I was wondering how we should define a vrigin. I mean, there's huge difference between scientific/biological virginity, and emotional virginity, etc.

I agree with this, and do consider them both to be different. For a rape victim, it is much too harsh to deem them as no longer a virgin entirely, because such an act was forced on them. They, more than anyone else, understand that the physical aspect of virginity was stolen from them, but the most important part was not. Emotional virginity is much more powerful, since it is the giving and acceptance of not only your body, but your mind and soul as well. Once a person willingly and decisively gives themselves away, then I feel in both respects, they are no longer a virgin.

At 8/11/06 04:42 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: Well, I have a question, What type of woman/man you like ?

Hm. A guy with intelligence, charm, and humor. Someone who has an assertive personality, but isn't cocky. Someone who is an inspiration to me, who shares the same interests as me, and who is going somewhere with his life. Someone I can talk to seriously one moment, but then be able to joke around with the next. And blah blah blah, the list could go on.

At 8/11/06 07:19 PM, -Nev- wrote: Are you fucking stupid? The Force is insanely strong in her, of course she's built a defence.

I not only have the Force on my side, but this Darth Vader outfit is reinforced, if you catch my drift.

At 8/11/06 08:05 PM, DaSadGirl wrote: Has anyone ever heard of a certain way that men masturbate by choking themselves?Supposably, it's suppose to let you last longer or something like that. I heard that someone choked themself to death for trying it.

I've heard of that, and it's not just limited to masturbation. People do it during sex as well. Something about the choking, and reaching the brink of death is supposed to give the person a "high" and intensify the pleasure. It's pretty twisted, if you ask me. I've read about deaths which have occured from this, which is to be expected of course.

At 8/12/06 12:06 AM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:

Hm. A guy with intelligence, charm, and humor. Someone who has an assertive personality, but isn't cocky. Someone who is an inspiration to me, who shares the same interests as me, and who is going somewhere with his life. Someone I can talk to seriously one moment, but then be able to joke around with the next. And blah blah blah, the list could go on.

Oh My God. That is exactly why man are afraid of woman... you ALWAYS want awesome shit like that. You know what ? You wonder throught life searching for the perfect man, and it can go two ways, either you stop the search and settle down to the first guy that you find or you keep searching until you are forty and nobody talks to you at partis.

Well, no, but woman get very dissapointed after not meeting the perfect guy. I mean, I am a good guy, I brought flowers to my girlfriends, remembered special dates, called them twice a day when we were not togheter, BUT THAT DIDN`T SPARE ME THE FUCKING FIGHTS.

The thing is, you don`t know what the fuck you want, example: "Someone who has an assertive personality, but isn't cocky" Is that evven fucking possible ? No.

"Someone who is an inspiration to me, who shares the same interests as me, and who is going somewhere with his life" Share the same interests as a woman ? Hey, it seems to me you want to marry a she-male. Those come with some flaws you know.

"Someone I can talk to seriously one moment, but then be able to joke around with the next" What ? What the fuck is that, you can`t push us over into a serious fight and the be all pussy and laugh. Man are angry stones, when we get angry, we stay angry.

What amazes me, is that woman know nothing about man, and man know nothing about woman... And the guys like me, who analize everything, when inside a relationship, forgget all the knolewdge they have... sad shit. Now, after this useless long rant, may I have a cookie ? Please, I need one to choke myself to death.

At 8/12/06 12:21 AM, NeoSoviet wrote: Oh My God. That is exactly why man are afraid of woman... you ALWAYS want awesome shit like that. You know what ? You wonder throught life searching for the perfect man, and it can go two ways, either you stop the search and settle down to the first guy that you find or you keep searching until you are forty and nobody talks to you at partis.

Awesome shit like a guy who has brains, and I can laugh with, and also be able to carry a meaningful conversation with! Who also isn't a jerk, and actually motivates me instead of bringing me down! Oh my GOODNESS! You're right! What am I thinking? I should settle down with some idiot who treats me like nothing because I don't want to be in my 40's ALONE AND AT PARTIES LOOKING FOR HOOK-UPS! Since that's where you find all the keepers, RIGHT?

Lmao.

Or maybe. The invisible option 3, I could meet a guy who has decent qualities to him, settle down with him, and be happy. DEAR LORD! The possibilities.

Well, no, but woman get very dissapointed after not meeting the perfect guy. I mean, I am a good guy, I brought flowers to my girlfriends, remembered special dates, called them twice a day when we were not togheter, BUT THAT DIDN`T SPARE ME THE FUCKING FIGHTS.

That list is not the "perfect guy", it is the general guideline. I don't want perfection, everyone has their flaws. Plus, once you expect perfection, it's only downhill from there.

The thing is, you don`t know what the fuck you want, example: "Someone who has an assertive personality, but isn't cocky" Is that evven fucking possible ? No.

Yes I do, and yes it is. I've been through my share of relationships, darling. Being a virgin doesn't make me naiive toward people, if that is what you are thinking.

SOMEONE WHO HAS AN ASSERTIVE PERSONALITY = Has a backbone, a.k.a isn't a push-over.

BUT ISN'T COCKY = Isn't a jerk, doesn't have that idiot high and mighty air about him.

Simple.

"Someone who is an inspiration to me, who shares the same interests as me, and who is going somewhere with his life" Share the same interests as a woman ? Hey, it seems to me you want to marry a she-male. Those come with some flaws you know.

Now you're making it sound like women are from Venus and men are from Mars. Guess what, we're all here on planet Earth! I'm not expecting someone to share all of the same interests as me, clearly. I didn't know I had to expound on every little detail with you. For example, I am a writer and an artist. Obviously i'll want a guy who at least understands and appreciates that. If they are creative themselves, then all the better. Still not getting it? Well, i'm also into movies and video games. I'm rather an addict. Do you understand how much more enjoyable the relationship would be if my partner shared the same enthusiasm, instead of us being complete opposites? Kthnx.

"Someone I can talk to seriously one moment, but then be able to joke around with the next" What ? What the fuck is that, you can`t push us over into a serious fight and the be all pussy and laugh. Man are angry stones, when we get angry, we stay angry.

What the? Who said anything about fighting!? MAN ARE ANGRY STONE? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, YOU CAVEMAN?

LOL.

Again, let me explain. I want a guy who can carry an in depth conversation, with substantial meaning and intrigue -- but I also want him to have the ability to relax and goof off with me in a light hearted way. I didn't literally mean for it to happen right after one another, just for the guy to have the ABILITY to.

What amazes me, is that woman know nothing about man, and man know nothing about woman... And the guys like me, who analize everything, when inside a relationship, forgget all the knolewdge they have... sad shit. Now, after this useless long rant, may I have a cookie ? Please, I need one to choke myself to death.

Darling. You have a lot to learn. *Hands you a cookie*

At 8/12/06 12:54 AM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: Darling. You have a lot to learn. *Hands you a cookie*

MY COOKIE NOW BITCH! >:O

All guys want to do is have fun. Women and men do different things. Women want to know what color the furniture should be. Men wonder "DOES SHE LIKE ME?! DID I EMBARASS MYSELF?!? SHOULD I CALL HER? OH SHE'S LOOKING AT ME!!! DO I LEAN IN FOR A KISS OR NOT!?!? WHERE'S A FANCY RESTAURAUNT I CAN AFFORD?!?!"

Also, men can't win. If she asks 'Does this make me look fat?" everything we say is automatically wrong.

Women have high hopes for the perfect guy. Thinking, cute, sweet, intelligent, funny (aka ME), and think they can change any man. YOU CAN'T! Men think they can hook up with any chick. Like Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson, Angelina Jolie, etc. We think we could. We can't.

So overall, rant. >:(

At 8/12/06 12:21 AM, NeoSoviet wrote:

Oh My God. That is exactly why man are afraid of woman... you ALWAYS want awesome shit like that. You know what ? You wonder throught life searching for the perfect man, and it can go two ways, either you stop the search and settle down to the first guy that you find or you keep searching until you are forty and nobody talks to you at partis.

...sure sure, life is all about compromise...nothing wrong with someone who knows what they want. if anything it says, "hey, Im done fooling around with you boys, I want a man..." a person who is of that quality those things come pretty easy...sure you dont have to be a rocket scientist when it comes to brains, but a sense of direction in life and the determination to work towards it. financial security is something you both could work towards together, sure it's nice to have money, but when you earn it and get that 1st house together it is far more rewarding and sharing the duties is more enjoyable than a one sided income and a distant relationship...

if you have love, you'll do, or not do is some cases, what is necessary to make it work...

At 8/12/06 01:11 AM, -MetalDart- wrote:

At 8/12/06 12:54 AM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: Darling. You have a lot to learn. *Hands you a cookie*

MY COOKIE NOW BITCH! >:O

Share with the class! It's Snickerdoodle day!

All guys want to do is have fun.

HELLO! Chicks want to have fun too! "Girls just want to have fun", ring any bells?

Women and men do different things. Women want to know what color the furniture should be. Men wonder "DOES SHE LIKE ME?! DID I EMBARASS MYSELF?!? SHOULD I CALL HER? OH SHE'S LOOKING AT ME!!! DO I LEAN IN FOR A KISS OR NOT!?!? WHERE'S A FANCY RESTAURAUNT I CAN AFFORD?!?!"

Lol. Trust me, the female worries go deeper than picking out furniture color. Although interior decoration is important in it's own respect, we too worry about the impression that we make on that certain someone that we're interested in. Just like what you listed, except reversed.

"Does he like me? Is he going to call me? Is he looking at me? Is he going to kiss me?" Etc.

Also, men can't win. If she asks 'Does this make me look fat?" everything we say is automatically wrong.

"You look gorgeous" never fails. And, it's unisex. Works on both parties!

Women have high hopes for the perfect guy. Thinking, cute, sweet, intelligent, funny (aka ME),

Oh yeah, -MetalDart- is where the sweet lovin' is at. Oh, hold on, what color should the wallpaper be?

and think they can change any man.

Depends on the kind of change you're referring to.

YOU CAN'T! Men think they can hook up with any chick. Like Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson, Angelina Jolie, etc. We think we could. We can't.

Pamela Anderson? She's been looking like a man herself lately. You ever see photos with her make up off?

*Screams*

So overall, rant. >:(

*Cookie*

At 8/12/06 01:26 AM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: Share with the class! It's Snickerdoodle day!

I love that word. Just the sound of it. "Snickerdoddle." :D

Lol. Trust me, the female worries go deeper than picking out furniture color. Although interior decoration is important in it's own respect, we too worry about the impression that we make on that certain someone that we're interested in. Just like what you listed, except reversed.

Yeah, but you can flirt it off.

"You look gorgeous" never fails. And, it's unisex. Works on both parties!

Yeah. I got some cheesy pick up lines myself. :)

Oh yeah, -MetalDart- is where the sweet lovin' is at. Oh, hold on, what color should the wallpaper be?

Whatever you want it to be baby? :)

Depends on the kind of change you're referring to.

ANy change at all. Rebel to sweet guy, gay to straight, etc. You want to change us.

Pamela Anderson? She's been looking like a man herself lately. You ever see photos with her make up off?

I was just listing people. Every model today is thin as paper. >:(

*Cookie*

That oughtta shut me up.

At 8/12/06 01:13 AM, R3dF0x wrote: ...sure sure, life is all about compromise...nothing wrong with someone who knows what they want. if anything it says, "hey, Im done fooling around with you boys, I want a man..."

Hai! One sure step in the right direction is when a person will sit down and really think about what they want in their partner, in order to make the relationship survive and be as enjoyable as possible. Settling will never bring true happiness, so why not bypass all of that bullshit ahead of time?

a person who is of that quality those things come pretty easy...sure you dont have to be a rocket scientist when it comes to brains, but a sense of direction in life and the determination to work towards it.

Hai! It's not too much to ask!

financial security is something you both could work towards together, sure it's nice to have money, but when you earn it and get that 1st house together it is far more rewarding and sharing the duties is more enjoyable than a one sided income and a distant relationship...

Hai! Team effort! A relationship should be more than just attraction, but rather a unit where both parties work toward a better and brighter goal. It's much more fulfilling.

if you have love, you'll do, or not do is some cases, what is necessary to make it work...

HAI! Love is key. *Thumbs up*