At 5/19/09 08:09 PM, malachi117 wrote: Buying TF2 off Steam RIGHT NOW.

WHAT?! YOU NEVER HAD IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?

Shame on you!

*shoots with Robin Walker's BB gun*

At 5/20/09 12:46 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:

At 5/19/09 08:09 PM, malachi117 wrote: Buying TF2 off Steam RIGHT NOW.

WHAT?! YOU NEVER HAD IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?

Shame on you!

*shoots with Robin Walker's BB gun*

Hey give it back, it's my gun, do you even work at valve ? It's not important, better clean your desk.

OUTBYFIVE

At 5/19/09 05:12 PM, WilliWowza wrote: http://www.teamfortress.com/spyupdate/

The Ambassador

Slow firing rate, MASSIVE RANGE AND POWER.

awesome gun :D
They better ship that update soon!

"After days (and weeks) of leading us up to "the Sniper Update" for Team Fortress 2 -- including clever write-ups for the Huntsman Longbow and Razorback shield -- those clever folks at Valve have seemingly pulled the rug out from under us. The Sniper Update now appears to have become the Spy Update."

Awwwww dammit, my most played as class is the sniper and I've been waiting for this patch for ages =P

Damn you Valve!

Damn you to hell!

Day 5 was denoted as the Sniper/Spy Update. They are both being done up.

Pretty sure it's already been confirmed as a dual update, so as to stop servers being flooded with one class once it comes out.

At 5/20/09 12:02 PM, Fyndir wrote:

At 5/20/09 11:48 AM, WilliWowza wrote: Pretty sure it's already been confirmed as a dual update, so as to stop servers being flooded with one class once it comes out.

Shut up, my way is funnier.

Your way isn't funny at all bro.

Also inb4 servers full of snipers and spies desguised as snipers.

At 5/20/09 01:39 PM, Jezuz wrote:

Plus those sniper updated items are awful. I don't know how many people would use them, honestly. Unless it didn't replaced a weapon and merely was another way of killing.

I personally like the bow... But the Shield is kinda dumb.. Isn't it only usdul against the spy?

At 5/20/09 10:54 AM, Fyndir wrote: Possibly that the shield and bow were entirely fabrications of a cunning Spy, to confuse us all.

Nope, the Spy "interrupted" the Sniper update by killing the Sniper.

You missed out.

At 5/20/09 01:27 PM, Fyndir wrote:

At 5/20/09 12:19 PM, VenomKing666 wrote: Your way isn't funny at all bro.

My way is hilarious, because it's Valve winding up the entire sniper population of their own game.

No, your way is just, LULZ THE SPY MADE FAKE ITEMS HURR

At 5/20/09 03:11 PM, Fyndir wrote: I actually mean "really fucking stupid".

Then why even bother to post it?

Switching gears;

I NEED TO LEAVE IN AN HOUR WHERE IS MAH UPDATE!!!

At 5/20/09 05:30 PM, physicsman09 wrote: Switching gears;

I NEED TO LEAVE IN AN HOUR WHERE IS MAH UPDATE!!!

I NEED TO SLEEP, BUT WANT TO KNOW TEH UPDATE SO I DON'T NEED TO WAIT HOURS AND HOURS!

Should be coming in about 6 minutes from now.

Still not here...

At 5/20/09 05:56 PM, physicsman09 wrote: Still not here...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK

Srsly,where the hell is the next weapon or update thing?

Last week it was at 9.45pm GMT, then the past two have been around 10.45pm GMT. Should be any minute now, although VALVe does suffer from time fluctuations.

new spy gun yay!

http://www.teamfortress.com/spyupdate/

At 5/20/09 06:20 PM, LIBPUCKCHICK wrote: new spy gun yay!

http://www.teamfortress.com/spyupdate/

that was from yesterday.

Oh god.

Looks like someone is about to be shown who is the boss.

Well fuck me

Despite it being a Jar of Piss, it still sounds like a good idea. Encourages teamwork for Snipers.

Also, TF2 comic. Yay.

Huh. I tried it on Xbawks, but now i shal buy it on PC, especially if all you guys play. I didnt know there was a big enough fan/player base

Jarate sounded like such an awesome idea, I'm glad it's not just an April Fools joke.

At 5/20/09 08:26 PM, the-dz wrote: Well fuck me

Despite it being a Jar of Piss, it still sounds like a good idea. Encourages teamwork for Snipers.

Also, TF2 comic. Yay.

so we can now throw piss at our teammates to extinguish the fire on them...hmmm..

*pisses in jar* *throws at friend*

Poor spy, look how silly he looks. I'd say this dual pack will change TF2 a lot. Snipers are gonna fight a lot more. Spies are going to be able to cloak forever, and I'm guessing we'll start seeing battle spies. And pyro's flamethrower will be a little less effective.

Oh wait, now I get the April Fools Joke.

There never was a joke, and we've been fooled for over a month now.

Haha Valve.

Posting comic for hilarity.

Wait, just figured out something else.

This achievement

The most probable thing for this achievement is "Kill an enemy with your Kukri while they are under the effects of Jarate".

Well, to do that, you would need both Jarate and Kukri equipped at the same time. Therefore, Jarate replaces SMG, and Razorback replaces Kukri.

Wait, disregard that. It might not have to be your piss the enemy is stained with.

At 5/20/09 08:53 PM, the-dz wrote: Wait, disregard that. It might not have to be your piss the enemy is stained with.

Who knows, all I know the more and more I think about it, the razorback is actually good. Think about it. You're playing 2fort. You're a sniper and you hang back on the balcony. What's probably gonna kill you?

1 another sniper
2 a spy

So if you have the razorback you'll never have to worry unless the spies work together. And what's the downside? It'll take 3 more seconds to walk there. Razorback is good in my book.

Quick comment about Meet the Spy, I just watched it, I've been a bad fan this update.

I am a seasoned scout, hes my favorite class and I think he is no longer a scout with his new "Melee" weapon, which features a ranged attack.

Anyway, I was knew exactly the end point of the Meet The Spy, Valve gave it away early on.

Any real scout knows, sandman users are never real scouts.