Clapping man controls Africans

[HarraH]

I was just watching television and this ad came on. It was one of those "make you feel guilty so you'll sponsor a child in Africa" ads, but it was really weird.

It had this kind of pedophile-looking man with a moustauche, grey hair, and huge shiny glasses sitting in a chair clapping his hands every few seconds. The camera was slowly rotating around him, and a voice over kicked in saying something along the lines of:

"Everytime this man claps his hands together, a child in Africa dies of starvation or disease. Sponsor a child today to end the needless deaths blah blah blah"

So this got me thinking, science is pretty much false. I mean, I know some philosophers and scientists would claim that religion and a belief in magic is a sign of ignorance and stupidity, but how the hell can they explain this? How the fuck is this pedophile guy killing African children by clapping his hands?

I'm fucking scared right now and glad im not African. I was wondering is that guy God? Or is he supposed to be God? Why does he clap his hands? Why is he killing these negro people?

If he claps backwards will they come back to life? What if he claps with one hand only?

Anyhow I've been looking on the net as to how and why this guy is killing people by clapping but I'm pretty fuckin weirded out. Thought I'd share this with you guys anyway...........

[Sawdust]

Tank you for granting me a good laugh.

[Gergaloth]

He's a Nazi Shaman from San Fransisco who works nights at a pub.

[SamRinny]

Hahah, this clapping man must be stopped!

[HarraH]

I can just imagine some tard going to Africa and walking up to people and clapping in their faces and then them collapsing over dead. but seriously this world is fucked up

[HungarianSupermarket]

maybe they need your donations so they can afford the surgery to remove his hands?

[CalvinGodly]

At 4/4/08 08:07 AM, HarraH wrote:

"Everytime this man claps his hands together, a child in Africa dies of starvation or disease. Sponsor a child today to end the needless deaths blah blah blah"

Double Kill!
Triple Kill!
Overkill!
Killtacular!

[Sawdust]

This must become a meme. It's just so damn funny.
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[MyMonkey]

I lol'd

Whos next? Americans? Germans? Who is this man? Why is he clapping? So many questions...

[Gergaloth]

At 4/4/08 08:17 AM, CalvinGodly wrote:

At 4/4/08 08:07 AM, HarraH wrote:

"Everytime this man claps his hands together, a child in Africa dies of starvation or disease. Sponsor a child today to end the needless deaths blah blah blah"

Double Kill!
Triple Kill!
Overkill!
Killtacular!

ULTRAAAAAAAA combo

[SamRinny]

At 4/4/08 08:18 AM, Gergaloth wrote: ULTRAAAAAAAA combo

Booom head shot
Wicked sick!
Llllllllllllludicrous Kill
GODLIKE!

[HarraH]

At 4/4/08 08:17 AM, Xmanne wrote: This must become a meme. It's just so damn funny.
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Hahahaha excellent :D but this is serious business guys, we have to spread the word out there, we can't keep allowing these innocent deaths!

[SamRinny]

At 4/4/08 08:23 AM, HarraH wrote:

At 4/4/08 08:17 AM, Xmanne wrote: This must become a meme. It's just so damn funny.
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Hahahaha excellent :D but this is serious business guys, we have to spread the word out there, we can't keep allowing these innocent deaths!

Correct! Lets move! Im the demoman, we need a heavy, a medic, a sniper, a spy, a pyro, a engineer, a soldier and a scout!

If there is any more i cant remember them

[BlueFlameSkulls]

clapping man must be vanguished from his tyrannous clapping.

[Bullion]

damnit, they're not dying because he's clapping, he claps every three seconds to mimic the rate of death.

[Sawdust]

At 4/4/08 08:33 AM, Bullion wrote: damnit, they're not dying because he's clapping, he claps every three seconds to mimic the rate of death.

Fuck you. You killed one of the best threads ever made. Fuck you.

[Gergaloth]

At 4/4/08 08:35 AM, Xmanne wrote:

At 4/4/08 08:33 AM, Bullion wrote: damnit, they're not dying because he's clapping, he claps every three seconds to mimic the rate of death.

Fuck you. You killed one of the best threads ever made. Fuck you.

Lets rape him viciously.

[HarraH]

At 4/4/08 08:33 AM, Bullion wrote: damnit, they're not dying because he's clapping, he claps every three seconds to mimic the rate of death.

What the hell are you talking about?? YOU ARE WORKING FOR HIM. YOU WANT THESE CHILDREN TO DIE!!! Well I got something to say to you buddy:

[EyeLovePoozy]

At 4/4/08 08:33 AM, Bullion wrote: damnit, they're not dying because he's clapping, he claps every three seconds to mimic the rate of death.

Thank you Captain Obvious.

douche

[BlueFlameSkulls]

At 4/4/08 08:33 AM, Bullion wrote: damnit, they're not dying because he's clapping, he claps every three seconds to mimic the rate of death.

This is no ordinary man

He claps and an African child dies this is no coincidence.

Clapping man is someone who wants "purification" by clapping. He is a genocidal maniac.

[Bullion]

At 4/4/08 08:38 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

At 4/4/08 08:33 AM, Bullion wrote: damnit, they're not dying because he's clapping, he claps every three seconds to mimic the rate of death.

Thank you Captain Obvious.

douche

i think it's important that the easily impressionable 13 Y/olds of NG are ducated in this manner.

Douche.

[Sawdust]

At 4/4/08 08:42 AM, Bullion wrote: i think it's important that the easily impressionable 13 Y/olds of NG are ducated in this manner.

Douche.

I think some 13 year olds already have common knowledge and like a laugh once in a while.

Douche-FAG.

[macio]

It's not his clapping that kills African children. I just shows the fact how fast those kids die. Have some common sense.

[Theincrediblecabbage]

Anyone who thinks a man clapping his hands is making children die are etheir stupid or joking, I take it your joking.

Althoug I can see the humour in it, it's not really a joke. I know you wouldn't switch life with someone starving and about to die.

I admit that they do try to make you feel bad on those ads, But it doesn't make it ok to make a laugh out of it just because of that.

Besides it's clear that all you want is a huge topic because it makes you feel succsesful, since you advertise about it on your signature and so forth.

[Gergaloth]

Fat ethiopeans are as funny as skinny sumo wrestlers.

[SamRinny]

At 4/4/08 08:45 AM, macio wrote: It's not his clapping that kills African children. I just shows the fact how fast those kids die. Have some common sense.

Oh, come on you really belive that do you?! Fucking hell, the lies are spreading!

[Sawdust]

At 4/4/08 08:45 AM, macio wrote: It's not his clapping that kills African children. I just shows the fact how fast those kids die. Have some common sense.

Fuck you, you're bringing this barrel of laughs to a slow end by doing this.

[satanbrain]

it's statistics

[macio]

Fucking hell, I shouldn't said that on general.

[SamRinny]

At 4/4/08 08:49 AM, satanbrain wrote: it's statistics

No, its black magic.