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Day 5 was denoted as the Sniper/Spy Update. They are both being done up.

At 5/20/09 10:16 AM, Sweeper128 wrote: Day 5 was denoted as the Sniper/Spy Update. They are both being done up.

It seems more likely that the Spy was disguised as a Sniper, leading to the confusion.

Possibly that the shield and bow were entirely fabrications of a cunning Spy, to confuse us all.

I really hope so, just because it would be hilarious.

Pretty sure it's already been confirmed as a dual update, so as to stop servers being flooded with one class once it comes out.

At 5/20/09 11:48 AM, WilliWowza wrote: Pretty sure it's already been confirmed as a dual update, so as to stop servers being flooded with one class once it comes out.

Shut up, my way is funnier.

At 5/20/09 12:02 PM, Fyndir wrote:

At 5/20/09 11:48 AM, WilliWowza wrote: Pretty sure it's already been confirmed as a dual update, so as to stop servers being flooded with one class once it comes out.

Shut up, my way is funnier.

Your way isn't funny at all bro.

Also inb4 servers full of snipers and spies desguised as snipers.

At 5/20/09 12:19 PM, VenomKing666 wrote: Your way isn't funny at all bro.

My way is hilarious, because it's Valve winding up the entire sniper population of their own game.

At 5/20/09 01:27 PM, Fyndir wrote:

My way is hilarious, because it's Valve winding up the entire sniper population of their own game.

Plus those sniper updated items are awful. I don't know how many people would use them, honestly. Unless it didn't replaced a weapon and merely was another way of killing.

At 5/20/09 01:39 PM, Jezuz wrote:

Plus those sniper updated items are awful. I don't know how many people would use them, honestly. Unless it didn't replaced a weapon and merely was another way of killing.

I personally like the bow... But the Shield is kinda dumb.. Isn't it only usdul against the spy?

At 5/20/09 10:54 AM, Fyndir wrote: Possibly that the shield and bow were entirely fabrications of a cunning Spy, to confuse us all.

Nope, the Spy "interrupted" the Sniper update by killing the Sniper.

You missed out.

At 5/20/09 01:27 PM, Fyndir wrote:

At 5/20/09 12:19 PM, VenomKing666 wrote: Your way isn't funny at all bro.

My way is hilarious, because it's Valve winding up the entire sniper population of their own game.

No, your way is just, LULZ THE SPY MADE FAKE ITEMS HURR

At 5/20/09 03:09 PM, VenomKing666 wrote: No, your way is just, LULZ THE SPY MADE FAKE ITEMS HURR

So I explain to you a further aspect of my idea, and you continue to batter wildly at the simplest possible interpretation?

That's interesting, and by "interesting" I actually mean "really fucking stupid".

At 5/20/09 03:11 PM, Fyndir wrote: I actually mean "really fucking stupid".

Then why even bother to post it?

At 5/20/09 03:13 PM, SniperWolf1564 wrote: Then why even bother to post it?

If you don't tell someone how pathetically stupid they're being then they'll never learn.

Switching gears;

I NEED TO LEAVE IN AN HOUR WHERE IS MAH UPDATE!!!

At 5/20/09 05:30 PM, physicsman09 wrote: Switching gears;

I NEED TO LEAVE IN AN HOUR WHERE IS MAH UPDATE!!!

I NEED TO SLEEP, BUT WANT TO KNOW TEH UPDATE SO I DON'T NEED TO WAIT HOURS AND HOURS!

Should be coming in about 6 minutes from now.

Still not here...

At 5/20/09 05:56 PM, physicsman09 wrote: Still not here...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK

Srsly,where the hell is the next weapon or update thing?

Last week it was at 9.45pm GMT, then the past two have been around 10.45pm GMT. Should be any minute now, although VALVe does suffer from time fluctuations.

new spy gun yay!

http://www.teamfortress.com/spyupdate/

At 5/20/09 06:20 PM, LIBPUCKCHICK wrote: new spy gun yay!

http://www.teamfortress.com/spyupdate/

that was from yesterday.

Oh god.

Looks like someone is about to be shown who is the boss.

Well fuck me

Despite it being a Jar of Piss, it still sounds like a good idea. Encourages teamwork for Snipers.

Also, TF2 comic. Yay.

Huh. I tried it on Xbawks, but now i shal buy it on PC, especially if all you guys play. I didnt know there was a big enough fan/player base

Jarate sounded like such an awesome idea, I'm glad it's not just an April Fools joke.

At 5/20/09 08:26 PM, the-dz wrote: Well fuck me

Despite it being a Jar of Piss, it still sounds like a good idea. Encourages teamwork for Snipers.

Also, TF2 comic. Yay.

so we can now throw piss at our teammates to extinguish the fire on them...hmmm..

*pisses in jar* *throws at friend*

Poor spy, look how silly he looks. I'd say this dual pack will change TF2 a lot. Snipers are gonna fight a lot more. Spies are going to be able to cloak forever, and I'm guessing we'll start seeing battle spies. And pyro's flamethrower will be a little less effective.

Oh wait, now I get the April Fools Joke.

There never was a joke, and we've been fooled for over a month now.

Haha Valve.

Posting comic for hilarity.

Wait, just figured out something else.

This achievement

The most probable thing for this achievement is "Kill an enemy with your Kukri while they are under the effects of Jarate".

Well, to do that, you would need both Jarate and Kukri equipped at the same time. Therefore, Jarate replaces SMG, and Razorback replaces Kukri.

Wait, disregard that. It might not have to be your piss the enemy is stained with.