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Posted at: 4/27/09 05:10 PM

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Hahaha, ha.

DICK NECK, DICK NECK, DICK NECK, DICK NECK, DICK NECK, DICK NECK, DICK NECK, DICK NECK, DICK NECK.

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Honestly, this is what happens when you whore out your muscles.


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At 4/27/09 03:07 PM, LOLZILLA wrote:
What woman wouldn't a man with a dick neck?

Fix'd.

Come on, think about it.


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The beast has now turned into the Dick neck.

Fab Club! jake-thesnake made this.

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i dont own photo shop and i dont kno how to mspaint so i use house hold items :P

so heres a side view of my favorite cereal boxes

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FUCK NO! theres nothin gay bout gettin yo dick sucked! Yews gay fo suckin mah dick!
i ms painted this shit!
dick chicken!

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Stop making fun of him guys, he's actually pretty hot. You wanna go out?

old pic

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At 4/27/09 04:47 PM, DrForeman wrote: Fuck you my neck is not a lamp! Eat my dick okay I made a mistake on posting ten picture but you fucking assholes need to fucking stop I know you think it's so fucking funny but it's easy to see your true feelings behind the hate jellously pure jellyously so you nerds do yourselfs a favor in stop and maybe I'll give you some advice later if you want it otherwise just fuck off!

Oh quit whining dickneck. Your insults kind of fail when you can't spell jealousy or yourselves. and again, you forget to use punctuation.


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not to mention they're extremely illiterate

FUCK NO! theres nothin gay bout gettin yo dick sucked! Yews gay fo suckin mah dick!
i ms painted this shit!
dick chicken!

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Steve Irwin always wrangled up the biggest beasts.

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At 4/27/09 10:08 AM, Mad-Nimmy wrote:
by the way... that's him in 5 years if he keeps working out:

So in other words, he's gonna go on a rampage and kill family, then himself?

OP, I hope you learned your lesson.

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Looks like we're the primitive ones...

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I've been refurbished and reissued, prepackaged and precooked, decontaminated and deloused, but I still smell, sound, look and feel like shit.

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fuck you guys okay im bad at spelling and grammer thats why im a math major you guys just don't

iF YOU Have something to say to me say it in this thread stop PMing ME and all calling me a dickneck pm's are for my friends so i can talk to them on here not be filled with people being assholes

okay god fuck off.

my neck is not long it's just the lighting, i took another picture with less light(also makes my pecs more defined jellyous much?) as fucks can see my neck isn't that long so fuck you guys

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Gross

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Hmm your name lied to me...you aren't black at all....

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At 4/27/09 02:09 AM, TheSouthernTower wrote: Dude, you have a fucking giraffe neck.

Yoink.

New MSN.Twilight says: Luckily, I thought of EJR's cute ass and that calmed me down. InsertFunnyUserName responds: A calming thought for most of us.QLC

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This just keeps getting better and better.

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At 4/27/09 07:05 PM, DrForeman wrote: jellyous much?

Wow dude... you really are a toolshed, aren't you?

1. You post another photo of yourself, showcasing your dickneck some more only with different lighting.

2. You say "jellyous" again even after 5 people attacked you for it.

Oblivious much?


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You're such a dicknecked badass, dickneck.

I like my women low key, big fat and black.
IGNORE THIS

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At 4/27/09 05:07 PM, poxpower wrote: Where the bitches at?

He looks like he has down syndrome, lulz.

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At 4/27/09 07:05 PM, DrForeman wrote: my neck is not long it's just the lighting, i took another picture with less light(also makes my pecs more defined jellyous much?) as fucks can see my neck isn't that long so fuck you guys

No, you still have a dick neck.


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It just wont stop growing!

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At 4/27/09 06:02 PM, DirtySyko wrote: Looks like we're the primitive ones...

This is the winner, so far.


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At 4/27/09 07:05 PM, DrForeman wrote:
my neck is not long it's just the lighting, i took another picture with less light(also makes my pecs more defined jellyous much?) as fucks can see my neck isn't that long so fuck you guys

You are totally right dude, our mistake. Sorry for being such a jellyous faggit.

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I've been refurbished and reissued, prepackaged and precooked, decontaminated and deloused, but I still smell, sound, look and feel like shit.

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Hmm, I'm still not convinced of this topic's genuine nature. The OP is a lot more articulate in his previous posts outside of this topic, and shows no symptoms of being such a retard until now. Then again, perhaps it's just a delayed reaction from this Giraffe Flu he seems to have caught...


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lmao this is still going. drforeman stop shooting yourself in da foot, your making yourself look like moron.

unrelated pic :)

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At 4/27/09 03:38 PM, DirtySyko wrote:
You do have a poin't. Considering it took courage to post that picture, maybe we should be kind to him. Nobody deserves to be treated that way, it's cruel, and making jokes at his expense is immature.

Even if he does have a dick neck. It's not something we should point out.

Yeah. I don't really think it's necessary to poke fun at his neck. He could use some praise, because it must have taken a while to get that buff.

Oh, boy.

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At 4/27/09 07:28 PM, CefyJr wrote: Yeah. I don't really think it's necessary to poke fun at his neck. He could use some praise, because it must have taken a while to get that buff.

thanks man much love if you want i can give you some tips

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At 4/27/09 07:28 PM, CefyJr wrote: Yeah. I don't really think it's necessary to poke fun at his neck. He could use some praise, because it must have taken a while to get that buff.

Shun the praiser!


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At 4/27/09 07:33 PM, DrForeman wrote:
At 4/27/09 07:28 PM, CefyJr wrote: Yeah. I don't really think it's necessary to poke fun at his neck. He could use some praise, because it must have taken a while to get that buff.
thanks man much love if you want i can give you some tips

got to love those subliminal messages.


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At 4/27/09 03:38 PM, DirtySyko wrote:
At 4/27/09 03:19 PM, Xatanxa wrote:
You do have a poin't. Considering it took courage to post that picture, maybe we should be kind to him. Nobody deserves to be treated that way, it's cruel, and making jokes at his expense is immature.

Even if he does have a dick neck. It's not something we should point out.

I see what you did thar.


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