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The beast awakens

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 18:02:59


Looks like we're the primitive ones...

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I've been refurbished and reissued, prepackaged and precooked, decontaminated and deloused, but I still smell, sound, look and feel like shit.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 19:05:42


fuck you guys okay im bad at spelling and grammer thats why im a math major you guys just don't

iF YOU Have something to say to me say it in this thread stop PMing ME and all calling me a dickneck pm's are for my friends so i can talk to them on here not be filled with people being assholes

okay god fuck off.

my neck is not long it's just the lighting, i took another picture with less light(also makes my pecs more defined jellyous much?) as fucks can see my neck isn't that long so fuck you guys

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Where the ears are deaf, and tongues too dry, where the arms don't hold, and seeing eyes go blind

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 19:08:42


Gross

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 19:12:27


Hmm your name lied to me...you aren't black at all....


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 19:13:33


This just keeps getting better and better.

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Do what now...?

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 19:14:03


At 4/27/09 07:05 PM, DrForeman wrote: jellyous much?

Wow dude... you really are a toolshed, aren't you?

1. You post another photo of yourself, showcasing your dickneck some more only with different lighting.

2. You say "jellyous" again even after 5 people attacked you for it.

Oblivious much?

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 19:17:36


You're such a dicknecked badass, dickneck.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 19:18:00


At 4/27/09 05:07 PM, poxpower wrote: Where the bitches at?

He looks like he has down syndrome, lulz.


Sig made by TurkeyBean. Thanks, man.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 19:19:58


It just wont stop growing!

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 19:20:26


At 4/27/09 06:02 PM, DirtySyko wrote: Looks like we're the primitive ones...

This is the winner, so far.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 19:20:46


At 4/27/09 07:05 PM, DrForeman wrote:
my neck is not long it's just the lighting, i took another picture with less light(also makes my pecs more defined jellyous much?) as fucks can see my neck isn't that long so fuck you guys

You are totally right dude, our mistake. Sorry for being such a jellyous faggit.

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I've been refurbished and reissued, prepackaged and precooked, decontaminated and deloused, but I still smell, sound, look and feel like shit.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 19:24:47


Hmm, I'm still not convinced of this topic's genuine nature. The OP is a lot more articulate in his previous posts outside of this topic, and shows no symptoms of being such a retard until now. Then again, perhaps it's just a delayed reaction from this Giraffe Flu he seems to have caught...

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 19:26:07


lmao this is still going. drforeman stop shooting yourself in da foot, your making yourself look like moron.

unrelated pic :)

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 19:28:30


At 4/27/09 03:38 PM, DirtySyko wrote:
You do have a poin't. Considering it took courage to post that picture, maybe we should be kind to him. Nobody deserves to be treated that way, it's cruel, and making jokes at his expense is immature.

Even if he does have a dick neck. It's not something we should point out.

Yeah. I don't really think it's necessary to poke fun at his neck. He could use some praise, because it must have taken a while to get that buff.


Oh, boy.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 19:33:12


At 4/27/09 07:28 PM, CefyJr wrote: Yeah. I don't really think it's necessary to poke fun at his neck. He could use some praise, because it must have taken a while to get that buff.

thanks man much love if you want i can give you some tips


Where the ears are deaf, and tongues too dry, where the arms don't hold, and seeing eyes go blind

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 19:44:19


At 4/27/09 07:28 PM, CefyJr wrote: Yeah. I don't really think it's necessary to poke fun at his neck. He could use some praise, because it must have taken a while to get that buff.

Shun the praiser!

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 19:46:30


At 4/27/09 07:33 PM, DrForeman wrote:
At 4/27/09 07:28 PM, CefyJr wrote: Yeah. I don't really think it's necessary to poke fun at his neck. He could use some praise, because it must have taken a while to get that buff.
thanks man much love if you want i can give you some tips

got to love those subliminal messages.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 19:48:35


At 4/27/09 03:38 PM, DirtySyko wrote:
At 4/27/09 03:19 PM, Xatanxa wrote:
You do have a poin't. Considering it took courage to post that picture, maybe we should be kind to him. Nobody deserves to be treated that way, it's cruel, and making jokes at his expense is immature.

Even if he does have a dick neck. It's not something we should point out.

I see what you did thar.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 19:54:11


I thought your face was photoshopped. It looks fake for some reason.


You guys are all real swell.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 20:01:52


Woah...that's very impressive.


You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 20:03:59


separated at birth?

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"Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds."

~Henry Rollins

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 20:05:58


At 4/27/09 07:05 PM, DrForeman wrote: my neck is not long it's just the lighting, i took another picture with less light(also makes my pecs more defined jellyous much?) as fucks can see my neck isn't that long so fuck you guys

You're right, I guess it isn't really that long.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 20:07:04


You have no pecs or abs. GTFO. Come back and camwhore when you actually have something to offer.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 20:11:07


I showed you post to a good friend of mine and he was very interested in your training techniques and wanted to know how you have managed achieved such a magnificent neck in such a short amount of time. Here's a picture of him below, drop me a pm if you think you can help him out.

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"Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds."

~Henry Rollins

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 20:13:25


Lol, that is one serious penis esophagus you got there..


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 20:15:09


this is what the op will look like if he keeps hitting the gym.

Keep it up buddy were all rooting for you!

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"Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds."

~Henry Rollins

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 20:20:29


At 4/27/09 11:19 AM, LegolaSS wrote: im trying so hard not to burst out laughing here at work... this is epic stuff right here... LMAO

ciao

Thats like a snake, turtle, and Mr Longneck here combined


Hewo

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 20:23:28


Oooh oooh, I want to make fun of the alt too.

Nice Halloween costume you kiddie toucher you.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 20:26:27


At 4/27/09 08:03 PM, Zack wrote: separated at birth?

I can't believe no Canadian thought about it...

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My signature was old so I changed it.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 20:35:56


At 4/27/09 08:23 PM, 36Holla wrote: Oooh oooh, I want to make fun of the alt too.

Nice Halloween costume you kiddie toucher you.

:/


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