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I thought your face was photoshopped. It looks fake for some reason.

Woah...that's very impressive.

separated at birth?

At 4/27/09 07:05 PM, DrForeman wrote: my neck is not long it's just the lighting, i took another picture with less light(also makes my pecs more defined jellyous much?) as fucks can see my neck isn't that long so fuck you guys

You're right, I guess it isn't really that long.

You have no pecs or abs. GTFO. Come back and camwhore when you actually have something to offer.

I showed you post to a good friend of mine and he was very interested in your training techniques and wanted to know how you have managed achieved such a magnificent neck in such a short amount of time. Here's a picture of him below, drop me a pm if you think you can help him out.

Lol, that is one serious penis esophagus you got there..

this is what the op will look like if he keeps hitting the gym.

Keep it up buddy were all rooting for you!

At 4/27/09 11:19 AM, LegolaSS wrote: im trying so hard not to burst out laughing here at work... this is epic stuff right here... LMAO

ciao

Thats like a snake, turtle, and Mr Longneck here combined

Oooh oooh, I want to make fun of the alt too.

Nice Halloween costume you kiddie toucher you.

At 4/27/09 08:03 PM, Zack wrote: separated at birth?

I can't believe no Canadian thought about it...

At 4/27/09 08:23 PM, 36Holla wrote: Oooh oooh, I want to make fun of the alt too.

Nice Halloween costume you kiddie toucher you.

:/

Hahahaha i feel so left out, i want to get in on this shit! I'd imagine this is your "hot" girlfriend.

I just made a sculpture of you.

posting in epic thread

drforeman gets a makeover:

At 4/27/09 08:46 PM, EJRProductions wrote: This thread is delightful. Once a serious thread turned into a plus 1 post frenzy.

This truly will be a thread to remember.

At 4/27/09 08:49 PM, cracker752 wrote:

At 4/27/09 08:46 PM, EJRProductions wrote: This thread is delightful. Once a serious thread turned into a plus 1 post frenzy.

This truly will be a thread to remember.

All thanks to me saying he had a giraffe neck. I feel like a proud papa. Tell me DirtySyko, how much are you enjoying this topic?

At 4/27/09 08:43 PM, cracker752 wrote:

:this is your "hot" girlfriend.

nah dude opposites attract

At 4/27/09 08:54 PM, miltysmilk wrote:

At 4/27/09 08:43 PM, cracker752 wrote: this is your "hot" girlfriend.

nah dude opposites attract

i lol'ed

At 4/27/09 08:54 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote:

All thanks to me saying he had a giraffe neck.

Seriously, no.
The FIRST THING everyone thought the INSTANT they saw that pic is "holy shit, that kid has a long neck".

Also, we've been making fun of Yoink for the same shit for about.... 5-6 years now?
haha

At 4/27/09 08:54 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote: All thanks to me saying he had a giraffe neck. I feel like a proud papa. Tell me DirtySyko, how much are you enjoying this topic?

Not to be a buzz kill...but even though we're all ripping on dickneck for his disturbing picture...he gets a little more credit for actually posting the picture first.

Also

At 4/27/09 08:54 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote:

At 4/27/09 08:49 PM, cracker752 wrote:

At 4/27/09 08:46 PM, EJRProductions wrote: This thread is delightful. Once a serious thread turned into a plus 1 post frenzy.

This truly will be a thread to remember.

All thanks to me saying he had a giraffe neck. I feel like a proud papa. Tell me DirtySyko, how much are you enjoying this topic?

Quit jerking yourself off rebel. What's that the third time you say that in this thread? sheesh...

At 4/27/09 07:19 PM, FullFistMaria wrote: It just wont stop growing!

You. Are. A FUCKING GENIUS. I lol'd so hard.

Sorry bout the +1, I understand why this post is wrong, but I just had to give this guy some credit.

Congrats to all of the winners in the thread.

At 4/27/09 07:05 PM, DrForeman wrote:

my neck is not long it's just the lighting, i took another picture with less light(also makes my pecs more defined jellyous much?) as fucks can see my neck isn't that long so fuck you guys

Your place looks like you live in mommy's basement.

Also, your neck is still long.

At 4/27/09 08:49 PM, cracker752 wrote:

At 4/27/09 08:46 PM, EJRProductions wrote: This thread is delightful. Once a serious thread turned into a plus 1 post frenzy.

This truly will be a thread to remember.

We should turn this into a meme.

At 4/27/09 09:10 PM, yugimt wrote:

At 4/27/09 08:49 PM, cracker752 wrote:

At 4/27/09 08:46 PM, EJRProductions wrote: This thread is delightful. Once a serious thread turned into a plus 1 post frenzy.

This truly will be a thread to remember.

We should turn this into a meme.

Shut the fuck up.

Dickneck is a pretty cool guy, eh posts his dickneck on newgrounds and doesnt afraid of anything!

For those who get the reference kudos to you.

Awww...perhaps we should lay off. The guy still lives at home and obviously has gone through great lengths to deal with that neck, which has probably been a curse his entire life.

At 4/27/09 09:17 PM, galatea1 wrote: Awww...perhaps we should lay off. The guy still lives at home and obviously has gone through great lengths to deal with that neck, which has probably been a curse his entire life.

I don't understand why he'd do that since this mutation would allow him to gnaw on the higher leaves, thus tiding him over in times of famine and drought.

At 4/27/09 09:20 PM, poxpower wrote:

At 4/27/09 09:17 PM, galatea1 wrote: Awww...perhaps we should lay off. The guy still lives at home and obviously has gone through great lengths to deal with that neck, which has probably been a curse his entire life.

I don't understand why he'd do that since this mutation would allow him to gnaw on the higher leaves, thus tiding him over in times of famine and drought.

Ah, but keep in mind that his neck is a mixed blessing. It must be incredibly top heavy, thin and frail, and he must duck under any bridges or tunnels.