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At 4/28/09 04:52 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Why thank you. To be honest it was just the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the pic, other than this of course:

sfgsrg

At 4/28/09 04:47 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: As much as you guys are trying your hardest to put the guy down, I don't think you can deny the fact that he could kick your ass when it comes to navigating hedge mazes.

LOLOLOLOLOL nice to get some new insults in here

Now leave him alone. African women have to wear countless rings to get their neck to that size. He has it naturally. Not only does it mean he is an excellent substitute for a light house, but he would also make an excellent sprinter due to the lack of air in the stratosphere.

Also, Don't thInk about Clearing your Kickass Name, Even if you Can't get any real muscles, you can still Kick people with you giraffe-legs.

Look at all the capitals.

Dick neck.

I bet the doctor thought his mother was growing a penis when he was coming out of her vag.

At 4/28/09 12:19 PM, FullFistMaria wrote:

At 4/28/09 04:52 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Why thank you. To be honest it was just the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the pic, other than this of course:

sfgsrg

I tried to do that to the pic before I posted it, but due to a lack of Photoshop and shitty MS Paint it looked crap. Awesomely done though, looks even better than I imagined it.

At 4/28/09 04:47 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: As much as you guys are trying your hardest to put the guy down, I don't think you can deny the fact that he could kick your ass when it comes to navigating hedge mazes.

Best non-picture post by far.

Giraffes have extremely elastic blood vessels in their neck to help them lean their heads down to drink. It's a good thing they do or they would lose consciousness each time they tried to get water from a stream.

On an unrelated note, I've just remembered how much I love the Simpsons! Here's a clip from one of my favourite episodes:

fuck you guys im not gone you can't ever make me leave i was just at the gym and studying because you know i care about my body and education enough to actually fucking do something other then make fun of me other peolple on this site but you know what ever makes u guys happy but fuck you im here and you can't make me leave

sssssssss

Oh hi guize what's going on here?

I heard hes going to be in the muppets remake.

At 4/28/09 02:39 PM, DrForeman wrote: fuck you guys im not gone you can't ever make me leave i was just at the gym and studying because you know i care about my body and education enough to actually fucking do something other then make fun of me other peolple on this site but you know what ever makes u guys happy but fuck you im here and you can't make me leave

you tell em, man! everyone stop being mean because i said so. ok good.
hey bro, buddy, browski, you know, you can always get back to everyone by rapping them in place... if you know how to rap, that is.

hey btw on a copmletley unrelated note, as a makeup-artist i like to have dolls and stuff to practise on, and my other doll got busted the other day. i'm thinking of buying the one on the pic below. any suggestions?

Flamingo...

Dickneck

DRINK POWERTHIRST AND YOU'LL HAVE SO MANY BABIES!
400 BABIES!!!!!

At 4/28/09 02:39 PM, DrForeman wrote: fuck you guys im not gone you can't ever make me leave i was just at the gym and studying because you know i care about my body and education enough to actually fucking do something other then make fun of me other peolple on this site but you know what ever makes u guys happy but fuck you im here and you can't make me leave

The lack of oxygen in the stratosphere must be getting to your head, because I didn't comprehend anything you just said.

At 4/28/09 02:39 PM, DrForeman wrote: fuck you guys im not gone you can't ever make me leave i was just at the gym and studying because you know i care about my body and education enough to actually fucking do something other then make fun of me other peolple on this site but you know what ever makes u guys happy but fuck you im here and you can't make me leave

Look they aint going to stop, So wither Join in, And have some fun mocking yourself, Which if you cant laugh at yourself, theres no hope for you, or just ignore the thread. Easy.

man calm your nipples! nobody is telling you to leave it'll end once the thread dies just go along with

Lucky for him , his heads detatchable so he doesn't have to hunch over at the gym.

For a Giraffe, you're not very friendly.
:O

At 4/28/09 02:39 PM, DrForeman wrote:

:fuck you im here and you can't make me leave

Oh please stay! You're so much fun!

Deny all you want , the proof is here.

At 4/28/09 03:19 PM, Vortex wrote: Deny all you want , the proof is here.

i shall never mistrust wiki from this day onward!!

Guys! We need to make a page for Dickneck on Encyclopedia Dramatica!

At 4/27/09 11:11 PM, Gorzahg wrote:

At 4/27/09 10:52 PM, DrForeman wrote:

At 4/27/09 10:34 PM, Fox wrote: Do you see that scar at the base of the neck? He already had surgery to shorten it, but the damn thing just won't stop growing!

it's not a scar you fucks! it's a necklace you assholes

don't get upset about scars longneck. its ok.

where did this pic come from?

From the family reunion a couple years back.
The poor pavilion couldnt handle all them thar dicknecks all under one gazebo.

At 4/27/09 07:28 PM, CefyJr wrote:

Yeah. I don't really think it's necessary to poke fun at his neck.

The best things are worth working for. Hence why I got two yardsticks attatched to my hockey stick to poke at him.

-______-

Gotta' love NG.

Now we just need the man with the biggest hands. Then we can give him a round of applause loud enough so he can hear us way the fuck up there.

I'm sure it's been said by many, but seriously... Epic Fail Thread.

WHIRRRRRRRRRRR