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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 02:56 PM

At 4/28/09 02:39 PM, DrForeman wrote: fuck you guys im not gone you can't ever make me leave i was just at the gym and studying because you know i care about my body and education enough to actually fucking do something other then make fun of me other peolple on this site but you know what ever makes u guys happy but fuck you im here and you can't make me leave

you tell em, man! everyone stop being mean because i said so. ok good.
hey bro, buddy, browski, you know, you can always get back to everyone by rapping them in place... if you know how to rap, that is.

hey btw on a copmletley unrelated note, as a makeup-artist i like to have dolls and stuff to practise on, and my other doll got busted the other day. i'm thinking of buying the one on the pic below. any suggestions?

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 02:59 PM

Flamingo...

Dickneck

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 03:00 PM

DRINK POWERTHIRST AND YOU'LL HAVE SO MANY BABIES!
400 BABIES!!!!!

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 03:02 PM

At 4/28/09 02:39 PM, DrForeman wrote: fuck you guys im not gone you can't ever make me leave i was just at the gym and studying because you know i care about my body and education enough to actually fucking do something other then make fun of me other peolple on this site but you know what ever makes u guys happy but fuck you im here and you can't make me leave

The lack of oxygen in the stratosphere must be getting to your head, because I didn't comprehend anything you just said.


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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 03:06 PM

At 4/28/09 02:39 PM, DrForeman wrote: fuck you guys im not gone you can't ever make me leave i was just at the gym and studying because you know i care about my body and education enough to actually fucking do something other then make fun of me other peolple on this site but you know what ever makes u guys happy but fuck you im here and you can't make me leave

Look they aint going to stop, So wither Join in, And have some fun mocking yourself, Which if you cant laugh at yourself, theres no hope for you, or just ignore the thread. Easy.


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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 03:12 PM

man calm your nipples! nobody is telling you to leave it'll end once the thread dies just go along with


i got techniques dripping out my butt cheeks; sleep on my stomach so i don't fuck up my sheets.

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 03:12 PM

Lucky for him , his heads detatchable so he doesn't have to hunch over at the gym.

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 03:13 PM

For a Giraffe, you're not very friendly.
:O

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 03:15 PM

At 4/28/09 02:39 PM, DrForeman wrote:

:fuck you im here and you can't make me leave

Oh please stay! You're so much fun!


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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 03:19 PM

Deny all you want , the proof is here.

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 03:21 PM

At 4/28/09 03:19 PM, Vortex wrote: Deny all you want , the proof is here.

i shall never mistrust wiki from this day onward!!


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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 04:37 PM

Guys! We need to make a page for Dickneck on Encyclopedia Dramatica!

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 04:41 PM

At 4/27/09 11:11 PM, Gorzahg wrote:
At 4/27/09 10:52 PM, DrForeman wrote:
At 4/27/09 10:34 PM, Fox wrote: Do you see that scar at the base of the neck? He already had surgery to shorten it, but the damn thing just won't stop growing!
it's not a scar you fucks! it's a necklace you assholes
don't get upset about scars longneck. its ok.

where did this pic come from?

From the family reunion a couple years back.
The poor pavilion couldnt handle all them thar dicknecks all under one gazebo.


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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 04:56 PM

At 4/27/09 07:28 PM, CefyJr wrote:
Yeah. I don't really think it's necessary to poke fun at his neck.

The best things are worth working for. Hence why I got two yardsticks attatched to my hockey stick to poke at him.


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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 05:06 PM

-______-

Gotta' love NG.

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 05:08 PM

Now we just need the man with the biggest hands. Then we can give him a round of applause loud enough so he can hear us way the fuck up there.


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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 05:21 PM

I'm sure it's been said by many, but seriously... Epic Fail Thread.


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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 05:37 PM

WHIRRRRRRRRRRR

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 05:40 PM

At 4/28/09 05:37 PM, RageVI wrote: WHIRRRRRRRRRRR

AHHAHAH NO WAY
the longer I look at the more i laugh

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 05:43 PM

At 4/28/09 05:37 PM, RageVI wrote: WHIRRRRRRRRRRR

Dammit, I did not want to be like everyone and laugh at him...but this...this did it. I laughed.

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 05:45 PM

At 4/28/09 05:37 PM, RageVI wrote: WHIRRRRRRRRRRR

You spin me right round baby,right round, like a record baby, right round, right round.


A spear in your chest and a fire in your ass. I only play as Scorpion in MK games, because I'm that much of a fanboy.

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 05:54 PM

It's funny that somebody who deems our opinions so useless is spending so much time trying to put his forth. Seriously, idiot, this is a website...nobody cares what some random idiot who has barely noticeable abs looks like. Seriously. What we DO care about is making you explode, which is extremely fun to watch. Go back to the gym, sissy boy. Go back to the gym.

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 06:03 PM

At 4/28/09 05:37 PM, RageVI wrote: WHIRRRRRRRRRRR

We have a winner. :O


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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 06:07 PM

At 4/28/09 05:06 PM, Scuzzfest wrote: -______-
Gotta' love NG.

Oh, boy, Ed Edd n Eddy!

Yeah, that neck is fucking long... Not a single comment about his abs.


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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 06:08 PM

At 4/28/09 05:37 PM, RageVI wrote: WHIRRRRRRRRRRR

lmfao


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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 06:13 PM

Indeed Ragnarok begins!

Amon Amarth- Twillight Of The Thunder God.

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 06:14 PM

This thread is killing me.

Is OP a troll? I seriously can't tell.
You can instantly buff up to that level in 2-4 weeks.

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 06:21 PM

O Hai Guys.

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 06:29 PM

At 4/28/09 02:39 PM, DrForeman wrote: fuck you guys im not gone you can't ever make me leave i was just at the gym and studying because you know i care about my body and education enough to actually fucking do something other then make fun of me other peolple on this site but you know what ever makes u guys happy but fuck you im here and you can't make me leave

You already look goofy, with a dickneck and all... but now you just sound dumber with every reply post. Your lack of correct spelling and punctuation is reminiscent of a 2nd grader. Hop off the weight bench and read a fucking book, twat.

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 06:30 PM

At 4/28/09 05:37 PM, RageVI wrote: WHIRRRRRRRRRRR

Go dickneck go!!!
Wait a minute isn't that technically meatspin that you just posted?

High five RageVI, I lol'd HARD.