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At 4/27/09 03:06 AM, Gorgorothx wrote: lol wow... looks like "The Beast" has been silenced. Hope we didn't create the next SirTom ;)

That did occur to me...but lord knows we all have to go through our forum hazing. And compared some threads I've seen, we went easy.


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At 4/27/09 02:09 AM, TheSouthernTower wrote: Dude, you have a fucking giraffe neck.

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At 4/27/09 02:17 AM, poxpower wrote: And so another legend begins..

So are we still friends?

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Fcking nerds you fags are just jealous that I'm smarter and still look better than you it's true as your my mom I fuck her every night

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At 4/27/09 02:17 AM, poxpower wrote: And so another legend begins..

hhahaahahha oh god not again.

<EJR> I LOVE MALACHY. I WANNA SCRAPE HIS GUMS WITH MY TONGUE AND GET THE FULL SENSATION OF A REAL MAN'S KISS.
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holy shit poxpower you actually had me LAUGHING OUT LOUD so hard!!!!!!!

by the way... that's him in 5 years if he keeps working out:

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At 4/27/09 09:57 AM, DrForeman wrote: Fcking nerds you fags are just jealous that I'm smarter and still look better than you it's true as your my mom I fuck her every night

-"Fucking nerds" You're on the same site as us. That makes you what?
-"Smarter" At posting in the forums? No my good sir. No.
:"it's true as your my mom I fuck her every night"
-What the fuck? That made me lol... Real hard bruh.

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At 4/27/09 10:01 AM, mamatequila wrote:
At 4/27/09 02:17 AM, poxpower wrote: And so another legend begins..
hhahaahahha oh god not again.

are you saying I'm the next Arnold? thx

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At 4/27/09 09:57 AM, DrForeman wrote: Fcking nerds you fags are just jealous that I'm smarter and still look better than you it's true as your my mom I fuck her every night

Ok so we are having sex with nerds, we are cigarettes, and we are jealous because you think you are smart by posting pics on an internet forum filled with a bunch of immature people(save the mature ones)? OH and "It is true as your my mom i fuck her every night"? so you're saying that you fuck your mom everynight?

you have more brawn than brains.


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Ok so we are having sex with nerds, we are cigarettes, and we are jealous because you think you are smart by posting pics on an internet forum filled with a bunch of immature people(save the mature ones)? OH and "It is true as your my mom i fuck her every night"? so you're saying that you fuck your mom everynight?

no he made the common mistake of typing "your" instead of "you're." What he means is WE are his moms, and he fucks us every night.

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At 4/27/09 10:34 AM, PsychoGoldfish wrote: 100% PURE MUSCLE!

Psycho is posting in the general forums?!


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At 4/27/09 10:45 AM, xXxAlecxXx wrote: Psycho is posting in the general forums?!

Today truly is a fine day to behold.

...and with that post, people of Britain were so surprised that "tea was spilled, crumpets were dropped and monocles everywhere popped out in shock."

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At 4/27/09 02:24 AM, poxpower wrote: Almost spamming but... for a good cause

im trying so hard not to burst out laughing here at work... this is epic stuff right here... LMAO

ciao

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your head and neck make you look like a giant dick.


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At 4/27/09 10:34 AM, PsychoGoldfish wrote: 100% PURE MUSCLE!

I can't believe no one has photoshopped a PsychoGoldfish version yet.


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At 4/27/09 10:34 AM, PsychoGoldfish wrote: 100% PURE MUSCLE!

Thx bro

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At 4/27/09 09:57 AM, DrForeman wrote: Fcking nerds you fags are just jealous that I'm smarter and still look better than you it's true as your my mom I fuck her every night

Well, I don't know about SMARTER, per se...but with grammar like that, I sincerely DO believe that you are a doctor.

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At 4/27/09 02:08 AM, DrForeman wrote: GL and gimme your feedback. No haters plz.

I feel sorry for you that you do have to put up with all these fags, Even the mods are mocking you. JUST BECAUSE YOU MODS DONT HAVE MUSCLES, YOU HAVE EXCESSIVE FLAB. And you do have a slighty enlarged neck but your kinda hot tbh.

"Im a medic not a doctor."
"Whats the difference?"
"Doctors heal people... Medics make you more comfortable.... While you die."


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At 4/27/09 12:27 PM, Xatanxa wrote:
At 4/27/09 02:08 AM, DrForeman wrote: GL and gimme your feedback. No haters plz.
I feel sorry for you that you do have to put up with all these fags, Even the mods are mocking you. JUST BECAUSE YOU MODS DONT HAVE MUSCLES, YOU HAVE EXCESSIVE FLAB. And you do have a slighty enlarged neck but your kinda hot tbh.

Mancrush...aint it sweet...


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At 4/27/09 12:36 PM, galatea1 wrote: Mancrush...aint it sweet...

Hey Dont Judge me. Its not my fault that i am attracted to men. So Shush Boy.

"Im a medic not a doctor."
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At 4/27/09 09:57 AM, DrForeman wrote: Fcking nerds you fags are just jealous that I'm smarter and still look better than you it's true as your my mom I fuck her every night

Haha, smarter and more muscular and still as insecure as fuck :P

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Really though bro, you're pretty stacked. Grats man.

Here is a non related picture of my favorite childhood toy.

The beast awakens

I've been refurbished and reissued, prepackaged and precooked, decontaminated and deloused, but I still smell, sound, look and feel like shit.

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At 4/27/09 11:57 AM, DrForeman wrote:
At 4/27/09 10:34 AM, PsychoGoldfish wrote: 100% PURE MUSCLE!
Thx bro

PG and Dick Neck sitting in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G!

It's the beginning of a bromance I tellya...

google images provided no suitable pics for "dick neck"

I like my women low key, big fat and black.
IGNORE THIS

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At 4/27/09 09:57 AM, DrForeman wrote: Fcking nerds you fags are just jealous that I'm smarter and still look better than you it's true as your my mom I fuck her every night

Wow, your fucking a 42 year old, twice divorced, chain smoker. You have some unusual tastes dude.


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At 4/27/09 02:08 AM, DrForeman wrote: GL and gimme your feedback. No haters plz.

I love the wood in your door, is that maple?

Old Man: Conan...What is best in life?
Conan: Crush your enemies...See them driven before you...And hear the lamentation of their women

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At 4/27/09 12:58 PM, DirtySyko wrote: Really though bro, you're pretty stacked. Grats man.

Here is a non related picture of my favorite childhood toy.

Oh gawd, you're killing me!!! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

I sincerely thank everyone involved for this thread which has cast a ray of light on my dull little life

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I started the giraffe thing, and i haven't contributed a picture. Time to step up

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Hey guys, what's up?

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This looks squint.

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Hey guys, did I miss anything?

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Old Man: Conan...What is best in life?
Conan: Crush your enemies...See them driven before you...And hear the lamentation of their women

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