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Posted at: 4/27/09 11:18 PM

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Alright, i didn't do shit. There, happy?
I'm not. Because you said exactly what we were all thinking. Therefore, you get the credit--and the blame, LOL--for this whole hilarious train wreck. You are my hero.

Gee, thanks. I think thats the first positive thing a chick has ever said about me.


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At 4/27/09 11:13 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote:
You shouldn't take credit for anything, there is no credit due to anyone. You didn't create a statue, a paper, nothing, you merely stated an observation, that's it.

And the whole fucking dick neck thing is old as fuck from a thread but I can't remember who it was or what it was called.
Alright, i didn't do shit. There, happy?

LOL, I'm not trying to be a dick, but enough of all this shit more funny pictures.


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At 4/27/09 11:17 PM, galatea1 wrote:
I'm not. Because you said exactly what we were all thinking. Therefore, you get the credit--and the blame, LOL--for this whole hilarious train wreck. You are my hero.

What? Hell no, I was photo shopping that picture before anyone had posted shit.
It's like when people name rivers after themselves.

Yeah, big deal, you were the first to see the river and name it. As if no one would have noticed the river was there if you hadn't pointed it out.


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So....where are his balls...

The guy below me is gay

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Yoink's long lost son!

the saga continues.

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At 4/27/09 11:21 PM, poxpower wrote:
At 4/27/09 11:17 PM, galatea1 wrote:
Yeah, big deal, you were the first to see the river and name it. As if no one would have noticed the river was there if you hadn't pointed it out.

Well, you deserve credit also for seriously making me--and practically the entire BBS-- laugh out loud with your pics. They were freakin' brilliant.

But ST was quicker on the draw for setting the precedent. Don't ban me!!

However, my hat's off to you for sheer hilarity in your artwork!!


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At 4/27/09 11:29 PM, galatea1 wrote:
Well, you deserve credit also for seriously making me--and practically the entire BBS-- laugh out loud with your pics. They were freakin' brilliant.

Anyone could have done it.

And everyone SHOULD have done it.
Haha


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So he doesn't hit his head on the door frame, dickneck puts on a helmet.

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Posted at: 4/28/09 12:19 AM

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These are the simple things I love about newgrounds...

Dickneck.


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At 4/27/09 08:56 PM, poxpower wrote:
At 4/27/09 08:54 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote:
All thanks to me saying he had a giraffe neck.
Seriously, no.
The FIRST THING everyone thought the INSTANT they saw that pic is "holy shit, that kid has a long neck".

Also, we've been making fun of Yoink for the same shit for about.... 5-6 years now?
haha

For sure, the first thing that popped in my head when I saw his picture was YoinK, so I hastily scrolled down to make sure nobody had mentioned YoinK yet, AND I TOOK IT DOWWWWWWWWWWN

At 4/27/09 09:32 PM, poxpower wrote:
At 4/27/09 09:30 PM, Mz-frost95-fr wrote: LOL, well, this is a funny thread :D

long neck.
Wow, how dare you?
Don't you think he's had enough, after like 6+ pages? And you go in and make a comment like that.

Really heartless.

You know who has a strong hearth? This kid. Because it takes a strong heart to pump blood all the way up to his brain.

Possibly the funniest non-picture post in this thread so far. I almost spit on my monitor.

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At 4/27/09 09:57 AM, DrForeman wrote: Fcking nerds you fags are just jealous that I'm smarter and still look better than you it's true as your my mom I fuck her every night

Hahahaha, this is where I burst out laughing.

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At 4/27/09 02:14 AM, DirtySyko wrote: YoinK?

exactly what i thought when i saw this

anyone have a link to that old topic?


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DrForeman and YoinK, in the wildlife.

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At 4/28/09 12:41 AM, molekh wrote:
At 4/27/09 02:14 AM, DirtySyko wrote: YoinK?
exactly what i thought when i saw this

anyone have a link to that old topic?

There were a whole mess of 'em!!


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I weep at this thread's epicness

And I'm sure DrForeman has long since been reduced to a soulless, mindless husk of a boy...with a really fucking long neck

Old Man: Conan...What is best in life?
Conan: Crush your enemies...See them driven before you...And hear the lamentation of their women

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long neck is looooooooong


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wtf why are there less pics?

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Wins/Draws/Bans
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At 4/28/09 12:45 AM, DaWgSOLja729 wrote: I weep at this thread's epicness

And I'm sure DrForeman has long since been reduced to a soulless, mindless husk of a boy...with a really fucking long neck

One of these days, he'll show us!
He'll go on extreme makeover and have neck reduction surgery, then he'll make fun of us on Montel or Maury...

I WAS LONG NECKED FREAK
NOW I'LL MAKE Y'ALL SEEM WEAK
CUZ I'VE BEEN PUMPIN' SOME IRON
AND GOT SWEET NECK REDUCTION!


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I think we scared him off now guys....

But um...I think I should uh..leave this here for now...

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At 4/28/09 01:50 AM, alucardxmeow wrote: I think we scared him off now guys....

But um...I think I should uh..leave this here for now...

I totally agree...He's probably on the phone with Gordon the Pringles Giraffe right now

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At 4/28/09 01:53 AM, DaWgSOLja729 wrote:
At 4/28/09 01:50 AM, alucardxmeow wrote: I think we scared him off now guys....

But um...I think I should uh..leave this here for now...
I totally agree...He's probably on the phone with Gordon the Pringles Giraffe right now

What about that stupid fucking Toys R Us one? Jeffrey or some shit


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At 4/28/09 01:56 AM, Gorgorothx wrote:
What about that stupid fucking Toys R Us one? Jeffrey or some shit

He's actually fucking your his mom.


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haha i love when nerds work out because their pin heads dont match with their dick necks and they still are fucking awkward and uncoordinated as hell. most people on NG could still probably easily kick your ass. Go suck yourself tough guy


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Drforeman : Aka - Dickneck, giraffe.
Reason for lollage : Enormous neck that POX ran with.

He seems full of contradiction dont you think? He calls us nerds but he's a mathematics major in college? He took a picture of himself with glasses on? He looks like a giraffe?
He doesn't even have big pecs or arms or abs lol

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As much as you guys are trying your hardest to put the guy down, I don't think you can deny the fact that he could kick your ass when it comes to navigating hedge mazes.


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At 4/28/09 04:47 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: As much as you guys are trying your hardest to put the guy down, I don't think you can deny the fact that he could kick your ass when it comes to navigating hedge mazes.

HAHAHAHA wow... I never thought in my day that I would see the perfect post


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At 4/28/09 04:50 AM, Gorgorothx wrote:
At 4/28/09 04:47 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: As much as you guys are trying your hardest to put the guy down, I don't think you can deny the fact that he could kick your ass when it comes to navigating hedge mazes.
HAHAHAHA wow... I never thought in my day that I would see the perfect post

Why thank you. To be honest it was just the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the pic, other than this of course:

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I did my research, the REAL topic with YoinK's neck was deleted... :/


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Wow, I can't remember the last time I laughed so much at a thread in the general forum.

At 4/28/09 04:47 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: As much as you guys are trying your hardest to put the guy down, I don't think you can deny the fact that he could kick your ass when it comes to navigating hedge mazes.

Well, he easily beats me at going through hedge mazes. I'm quite ashamed of myself now.


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At 4/28/09 12:54 AM, Gorzahg wrote: wtf why are there less pics?

lmao that pic is one of my favs


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