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The beast awakens

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 00:01:16


At 4/28/09 11:58 PM, Fox wrote:
At 4/28/09 11:53 PM, DrForeman wrote: special ED YOU DUM FUCKIN REDNECK
You have no right to call him a redneck when you yourself are a dickneck.

He has no right to call someone a redneck when he doesn't even know how to spell dumb. What a fucking tard.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 00:02:19


At 4/29/09 12:01 AM, RobertJ wrote: Look, this is a really long thread, filled with long messages about how long your long neck is. This is enough, it's been long enough to stop making fun of him to such great extents. Your insults may hurt his feelings, and i long to make him happy.
'the fuck?

Don't kill this dude. This thread has made me mildly popular here on newgrounds. Let me enjoy it.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 00:02:23


At 4/28/09 11:58 PM, Fox wrote:
At 4/28/09 11:53 PM, DrForeman wrote: special ED YOU DUM FUCKIN REDNECK
You have no right to call him a redneck when you yourself are a dickneck.

Zzzzaaappp!!!

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 00:04:36


At 4/29/09 12:01 AM, RobertJ wrote: Look, this is a really long thread, filled with long messages about how long your long neck is. This is enough, it's been long enough to stop making fun of him to such great extents. Your insults may hurt his feelings, and i long to make him happy.
'the fuck?

This made me crack up!!!

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 00:16:11


At 4/28/09 11:58 PM, Fox wrote:
At 4/28/09 11:53 PM, DrForeman wrote: special ED YOU DUM FUCKIN REDNECK
You have no right to call him a redneck when you yourself are a dickneck.

fuck you fox your probably a skinny enlgish major that hasn't been layed in years


Where the ears are deaf, and tongues too dry, where the arms don't hold, and seeing eyes go blind

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 00:18:22


At 4/29/09 12:16 AM, DrForeman wrote:
At 4/28/09 11:58 PM, Fox wrote:
At 4/28/09 11:53 PM, DrForeman wrote: special ED YOU DUM FUCKIN REDNECK
You have no right to call him a redneck when you yourself are a dickneck.
fuck you fox your probably a skinny enlgish major that hasn't been layed in years

Tsk tsk. I wouldn't be calling anyone a redneck with that atrocious grammar! It's back to grade school for you!


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 00:19:34


At 4/29/09 12:16 AM, DrForeman wrote:
At 4/28/09 11:58 PM, Fox wrote:
At 4/28/09 11:53 PM, DrForeman wrote: special ED YOU DUM FUCKIN REDNECK
You have no right to call him a redneck when you yourself are a dickneck.
fuck you fox,your probably a skinny enlgish major that hasn't been layed in years.

Did you pay any attention in english class? Commas and periods. Use them. I fixed the above post for you.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 00:21:09


At 4/29/09 12:19 AM, TheSouthernTower wrote: Did you pay any attention in english class? Commas and periods. Use them. I fixed the above post for you.

You forgot to change it to "laid" instead of "layed" go back to class, tower ;)

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 00:23:09


At 4/29/09 12:16 AM, DrForeman wrote:
At 4/28/09 11:58 PM, Fox wrote:
At 4/28/09 11:53 PM, DrForeman wrote: special ED YOU DUM FUCKIN REDNECK
You have no right to call him a redneck when you yourself are a dickneck.
Screw you, Fox! You're probably a skinny Enlgish major that hasn't been sexed in years.

Fixed for grammatical and religious purposes.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 00:33:04


At 4/29/09 12:16 AM, DrForeman wrote:
At 4/28/09 11:58 PM, Fox wrote:
At 4/28/09 11:53 PM, DrForeman wrote: special ED YOU DUM FUCKIN REDNECK
You have no right to call him a redneck when you yourself are a dickneck.
fuck you fox your probably a skinny enlgish major that hasn't been layed in years

You sure got me there. I know I'll never be able to pleasure a woman like you can with your massive dick for a neck.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 00:52:15


At 4/29/09 12:33 AM, Fox wrote:
At 4/29/09 12:16 AM, DrForeman wrote:
At 4/28/09 11:58 PM, Fox wrote:
At 4/28/09 11:53 PM, DrForeman wrote: special ED YOU DUM FUCKIN REDNECK
You have no right to call him a redneck when you yourself are a dickneck.
fuck you fox your probably a skinny enlgish major that hasn't been layed in years
You sure got me there. I know I'll never be able to pleasure a woman like you can with your massive dick for a neck.

I wish there was a "Like" button like on Facebook. Because I adored that response.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 00:54:20


But come on guys, let's switch this conversation up. What was your favorite childhood picture book? Ill post a pic of my favorite

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 01:01:07


All jokes aside, I just looked at your original picture and seriously.

You have a long fucking neck.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 01:02:55


At 4/28/09 11:22 PM, DrForeman wrote:
At 4/28/09 11:20 PM, DrForeman wrote:
At 4/28/09 11:16 PM, MonkeyV wrote: *Requests DickNeck to be put into an "I fuck your mother" sig with his neck for the guy's dick*
FUCK YOU MY DICK IS NOT A NECK
neck is not a dick sorry for caps

Quoting this so someone does it eventually, and for lulz regarding the latter part of the quote.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 01:09:00


For Comparison:

The beast awakens


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 01:10:05


At 4/29/09 01:09 AM, CrazyDelmar wrote: For Comparison:

He just broke the scale. Longhand, you are on slot #1 no longer.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 01:11:18


At 4/29/09 01:09 AM, CrazyDelmar wrote: For Comparison:

Wow... *applauds*

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 01:15:15


At 4/29/09 01:09 AM, CrazyDelmar wrote: For Comparison:

Dude...so much win.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 01:30:34


At 4/29/09 01:09 AM, CrazyDelmar wrote: For Comparison:

i lol'ed


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 02:09:46


Dude, is he still on here?


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Conan: Crush your enemies...See them driven before you...And hear the lamentation of their women

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 02:09:54


Donny Iggy (the) Crazy Kangeroo Never Eats Cooked Kiwi

Just a fun story I recommend.


this is the users orange and officer. lovers till the end

If you see I have bad grammar, ignor it because I dont give a fuck

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 02:13:45


At 4/29/09 01:09 AM, CrazyDelmar wrote: For Comparison:

LOL,

And seriously man what the fuck is with your neck? Is it compensating for the length you lack down south? Just my theory.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 02:13:47


Made a new siggy lol

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 02:17:35


At 4/29/09 02:09 AM, DaWgSOLja729 wrote: Dude, is he still on here?

Yes, yes he is.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 02:23:53


Another confirmed sighting

The beast awakens


Old Man: Conan...What is best in life?

Conan: Crush your enemies...See them driven before you...And hear the lamentation of their women

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 02:29:25


Man, your neck is a fucking beast!


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 02:29:37


At 4/29/09 01:09 AM, CrazyDelmar wrote: For Comparison:

Epic pic... Still doesn't beat Rage's epic gif.

Man, this thread is bookmarked for future reference.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 02:31:35


I was wondering how this thread got so many pages without ever reading it

I am very happy that I did.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 02:52:37


Rage's pick had me lol'ing so hard. The comparison one was epic as well. I want to thank all of you for making my day. Im glad I spent the time to read all 12 pages. Haha

Let the dickneck meme continue!

The beast awakens


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 02:57:16


The Legacy of Dick Neck, he hides behind brown doors, perched up high on his mighty throne.

Some theorize this is the result of his head being jammed so far up his ass that it comes to stick back out of his body again. If you examine the pic you can clearly see that he is flexing to lodge it even farther up his anal cavity while masturbating his small penis. Unfortunately the combined strenous stress of these two utterly gay activities is depriving him of oxygen. Notice how his Giraffe Neck shades purple and the disturbing lifeless expression on his face.

Natural Selection at work my friends.


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