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LOL, well, this is a funny thread :D

long neck.

At 4/27/09 09:30 PM, Mz-frost95-fr wrote: LOL, well, this is a funny thread :D

long neck.

Wow, how dare you?
Don't you think he's had enough, after like 6+ pages? And you go in and make a comment like that.

Really heartless.

You know who has a strong hearth? This kid. Because it takes a strong heart to pump blood all the way up to his brain.

Om nom nom nom.

Dick Neck enjoys his vegetation.

Hey guys, did you know that: Giraffes are fast and can reach speeds of up to 35 mph. ?

http://www.randomgiraffefacts.com/index.
cgi?c=14877

Yes i can see how the he would need a strong fireplace for that giant neck of his.

more epic-ness

At 4/27/09 09:34 PM, poxpower wrote: Hey guys, did you know that: Giraffes are fast and can reach speeds of up to 35 mph. ?

http://www.randomgiraffefacts.com/index.
cgi?c=14877

A giraffe usually sleeps for only 1 - 12 minutes!

Wow! All the more free time to work on those bulging neck muscles down at the gym.

At 4/27/09 09:39 PM, Jercurpac wrote:

Wow! All the more free time to work on those bulging neck muscles down at the gym.

Just a few more inches and he can reach his penis....

Nice dude, almost at the 200 deadlift landmark.

You're pretty damn ripped.

Oh no! Dickneck is going on a rampage with his new beasty powers!

At 4/27/09 09:57 PM, Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud wrote: Oh no! Dickneck is going on a rampage with his new beasty power

damn thats funnys

This thread fucking rocks

At 4/27/09 09:12 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

At 4/27/09 09:10 PM, yugimt wrote:

We should turn this into a meme.

Shut the fuck up.

You didn't have to be so mean, poozy.

Hay guise wats up.

At 4/27/09 10:09 PM, Grammer wrote: This thread fucking rocks

I'd have to agree, pretty fucking hilarious.

Though I feel bad, I mean goddamn his neck is long, is there such a surgery to reduce it or is he fucked for life?

At 4/27/09 10:31 PM, dome-of-red wrote:

At 4/27/09 10:09 PM, Grammer wrote: This thread fucking rocks

I'd have to agree, pretty fucking hilarious.

Though I feel bad, I mean goddamn his neck is long, is there such a surgery to reduce it or is he fucked for life?

Do you see that scar at the base of the neck? He already had surgery to shorten it, but the damn thing just won't stop growing!

Haha , wow immagine he never worked out , thus had no form of traps at all ?
Damn.

At 4/27/09 09:44 PM, poxpower wrote: Just a few more inches and he can reach his penis....

Quick! Someone give this man the key to the universe!

At 4/27/09 10:34 PM, Fox wrote: Do you see that scar at the base of the neck? He already had surgery to shorten it, but the damn thing just won't stop growing!

it's not a scar you fucks! it's a necklace you assholes

And we wonder. What if this thread turned out differently. What if it was a regular sized neck.

Wait, who cares about "what if?" this guy has an oddly long neck.

Alright, i guess i shouldn't take credit for the whole thing. My bad.

At 4/27/09 10:52 PM, DrForeman wrote:

At 4/27/09 10:34 PM, Fox wrote: Do you see that scar at the base of the neck? He already had surgery to shorten it, but the damn thing just won't stop growing!

it's not a scar you fucks! it's a necklace you assholes

don't get upset about scars longneck. its ok.

where did this pic come from?

At 4/27/09 11:06 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote: Alright, i guess i shouldn't take credit for the whole thing. My bad.

You shouldn't take credit for anything, there is no credit due to anyone. You didn't create a statue, a paper, nothing, you merely stated an observation, that's it.

And the whole fucking dick neck thing is old as fuck from a thread but I can't remember who it was or what it was called.

At 4/27/09 02:17 AM, poxpower wrote: And so another legend begins..

lolololololool hah rofl rolf copter

You shouldn't take credit for anything, there is no credit due to anyone. You didn't create a statue, a paper, nothing, you merely stated an observation, that's it.

And the whole fucking dick neck thing is old as fuck from a thread but I can't remember who it was or what it was called.

Alright, i didn't do shit. There, happy?

At 4/27/09 10:52 PM, DrForeman wrote:

At 4/27/09 10:34 PM, Fox wrote: Do you see that scar at the base of the neck? He already had surgery to shorten it, but the damn thing just won't stop growing!

it's not a scar you fucks! it's a necklace you assholes

It's a necklace to cover the scar.

At 4/27/09 11:15 PM, galatea1 wrote:

At 4/27/09 10:52 PM, DrForeman wrote:

At 4/27/09 10:34 PM, Fox wrote: Do you see that scar at the base of the neck? He already had surgery to shorten it, but the damn thing just won't stop growing!

it's not a scar you fucks! it's a necklace you assholes

It's a necklace to cover the scar.

Zing!

God I fucking love this site.

At 4/27/09 11:13 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote:

You shouldn't take credit for anything, there is no credit due to anyone. You didn't create a statue, a paper, nothing, you merely stated an observation, that's it.

And the whole fucking dick neck thing is old as fuck from a thread but I can't remember who it was or what it was called.

Alright, i didn't do shit. There, happy?

I'm not. Because you said exactly what we were all thinking. Therefore, you get the credit--and the blame, LOL--for this whole hilarious train wreck. You are my hero.

Alright, i didn't do shit. There, happy?

I'm not. Because you said exactly what we were all thinking. Therefore, you get the credit--and the blame, LOL--for this whole hilarious train wreck. You are my hero.

Gee, thanks. I think thats the first positive thing a chick has ever said about me.