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Now you're thinking with portals

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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 22:43:01


At 12/1/08 10:40 PM, unbelivable wrote: This is stil possible. I rest my case

Only if you had two separate portal guns on a different frequency.

Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 23:40:14


I could finally accomplish so much.

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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 01:29:02


At 12/1/08 10:40 PM, unbelivable wrote: This is stil possible. I rest my case

No, because your legs are going in the same portal, and they'll come out in the same portal.

Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 01:47:06


Ouch...

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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 01:49:24


Omg footsies on his head :O

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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 02:04:23


At 12/2/08 01:47 AM, ThisUserNameSucks wrote: Ouch...

Or...

Note: I didn't even try drawing it...

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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 02:06:09


At 12/2/08 02:04 AM, killer0ed wrote:
At 12/2/08 01:47 AM, ThisUserNameSucks wrote: Ouch...
Or...
Note: I didn't even try drawing it...

Tha hell?


aaa

Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 02:06:42


I dug up my grandma and farted on her.

Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 02:18:59


Hahaha, what a coincidence, I rented the orange box on saturday.
I think i might actually try this...

Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 05:53:47


At 12/1/08 02:53 PM, Rig wrote:
At 12/1/08 01:52 PM, ZenOfAnger wrote:
At 12/1/08 01:37 PM, Hoeloe wrote: Next you have to do standing on your head.
You'd need a room exactly your height.
That wouldn't work - you'd just keep falling and falling and falling.

no you wouldn't :P

think about it, it'd be like an infinite tower of stick men standing on each others head

i'd draw that but i'm on a sucky laptop

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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 06:00:39


yes, but think about your dick in the scene of it getting ripped off.


My thing is my...well, you know the rest.

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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 10:26:55


At 12/1/08 10:34 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote:
At 12/1/08 10:05 PM, DevilDog016 wrote:
At 12/1/08 01:34 PM, kirbykiller4 wrote: Could this work?
I suggest you correct that, his legs are pointing outwards and the portals reflections make no sense... What you have drawn there is impossible.
Remember, the other side of the portal is reversed, so what's on the left is on the right and vice-versa. So he infact, DID draw a legitimate possibility.

I know, I was moderately drunk when posting on this thread, so I didn't think logically about the positioning of the portals. My bad, excuses..

Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 13:48:59


I'm still working on the self butt-sex
I kinda did it.

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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 13:52:08


No one answered my question.

At 12/1/08 03:56 PM, Alfie wrote: I have a question, if you shot a portal onto one wall perfectly parallel to another and shot another portal onto the second wall, which happened to be moving, then jumped through right as they closed shut, with an airtight seal, where would you go?

Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 15:04:43


At 12/2/08 01:52 PM, Alfie wrote: No one answered my question.

At 12/1/08 03:56 PM, Alfie wrote: I have a question, if you shot a portal onto one wall perfectly parallel to another and shot another portal onto the second wall, which happened to be moving, then jumped through right as they closed shut, with an airtight seal, where would you go?

Well that's easy,you would.......um............hmm........wel l since a portal seems to be an inch long,two portals together would make a 2 inch long and 5 foot tall enclosure,and since there is no way you could fit in that enclosure,you would be crushed,perhaps even by your own body.


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My gamertag is Kirbykiller13,add me,we'll go hard and kill some scrubs.

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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 15:16:31


At 12/2/08 02:24 PM, Tramps wrote: Hey, why don't we fire a portal into a por-

Huh.... i concur.


Just when you think it's safe to eat at a friends house...

Fun Fact: Rummy0 made this sig below to insult me!

And I took it as my own. :3

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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 15:30:04


At 12/2/08 03:27 PM, Lizzardis wrote: How about if you were to give yourself a blowjob....would that work?

1: Stand up
2: Shoot 1st portal at dick-height
3: Shoot 2nd portal at mouth-height
4: Enjoy(?)


Why, Yes I am made of awesome.

Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 15:51:25


I hope this works...

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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 15:59:24


At 12/2/08 03:51 PM, Altered wrote: I hope this works...

Win :D
How much time did it take you to make it???

Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 16:14:55


At 12/1/08 10:40 PM, unbelivable wrote: This is stil possible. I rest my case

Your body would split in two, though.
One portal takes half, the other goes through the other exit portal. Eventually, you would be mulched into nothingness.


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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 16:24:51


The best idea ever.

Portal Back Scratcher

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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 16:29:02


The portals were the easy part.

Making the dick was the hard part rofl. So about 5-7 minutes that took.


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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 16:38:00


You know the portals are actually red and blue,if you turn on the subtitles and shoot an orange portal it says *red portal opening*.


I'm a dragon

BoshansStudios made this awesome sig.

My gamertag is Kirbykiller13,add me,we'll go hard and kill some scrubs.

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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 16:44:55


When I first thought up of having a bottomless pit to poop in, it really did seem like a great idea.

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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 16:49:22


At 12/2/08 04:38 PM, kirbykiller4 wrote: You know the portals are actually red and blue,if you turn on the subtitles and shoot an orange portal it says *red portal opening*.

I used the exact color from the orange portal...

Now you're thinking with portals


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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 16:50:54


Fuck glory holes. Just use portals.


:3

Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 16:54:10


At 12/2/08 04:49 PM, Altered wrote:
At 12/2/08 04:38 PM, kirbykiller4 wrote: You know the portals are actually red and blue,if you turn on the subtitles and shoot an orange portal it says *red portal opening*.
I used the exact color from the orange portal...

I wasn't complaining,i was just saying something that I thought was interesting.


I'm a dragon

BoshansStudios made this awesome sig.

My gamertag is Kirbykiller13,add me,we'll go hard and kill some scrubs.

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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 16:55:23


Now we're thinking with Portals!

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The one and only...

Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 16:56:38


What about this one?

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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-02 17:05:24


You can ride yourself!

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