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Now you're thinking with portals

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At 12/1/08 02:53 PM, Rig wrote:
At 12/1/08 01:52 PM, ZenOfAnger wrote:
At 12/1/08 01:37 PM, Hoeloe wrote: Next you have to do standing on your head.
You'd need a room exactly your height.
That wouldn't work - you'd just keep falling and falling and falling.

What if you hung on to the edge of the portal?You wouldn't be able to stand,but you could give your scalp a nice massage with your feat,which you'll need,because your brain will hurt from trying to comprehend what the fuck your doing.

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Yeah but your brains gunna hurt anyway because you need to get you head round the fact that if you shoot this portal some place then shoot the other one somewhere else then how the fuck does it transport you or the object to the other portal?
I mean there is no explanation!
Also how is it if you shoot a portal at your kitchen and one in your living room, how is it you can go though one and come out of the other i mean it is soooooo, mind boggaling!

it would be kool to own a portal gun though!

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At 12/1/08 02:53 PM, Rig wrote:
At 12/1/08 01:52 PM, ZenOfAnger wrote:
At 12/1/08 01:37 PM, Hoeloe wrote: Next you have to do standing on your head.
You'd need a room exactly your height.
That wouldn't work - you'd just keep falling and falling and falling.

But you'd be falling while standing on your head. Right?

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At 12/1/08 03:19 PM, klopatng wrote:
At 12/1/08 02:53 PM, Rig wrote:
At 12/1/08 01:52 PM, ZenOfAnger wrote:
At 12/1/08 01:37 PM, Hoeloe wrote: Next you have to do standing on your head.
You'd need a room exactly your height.
That wouldn't work - you'd just keep falling and falling and falling.
But you'd be falling while standing on your head. Right?

True...


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At 12/1/08 01:34 PM, kirbykiller4 wrote: Could this work?

Oh...

My...

God...

You're a genius!

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I have a question, if you shot a portal onto one wall perfectly parallel to another and shot another portal onto the second wall, which happened to be moving, then jumped through right as they closed shut, with an airtight seal, where would you go?


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At 12/1/08 02:34 PM, Skwurll wrote: in theory, yes it would work.

Your feet would provide a surface to stand on, but it would be damn funny to see someone fall through portals endlessly. Once they reach terminal velocity shoot a portal straight down at the base of a cliff, see if they make it to the top

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I solved my stand on your head problem!

Now you're thinking with portals

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At 12/1/08 04:07 PM, Hoeloe wrote: I solved my stand on your head problem!

HOLY SHIT

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That wouldn't solve it, you'd just push your head forwards while you sunk.

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At 12/1/08 04:13 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: That wouldn't solve it, you'd just push your head forwards while you sunk.

You have to have a really strong neck.

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Oh wow, some college professor is going to see this and start a whole study on portals hehe.

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At 12/1/08 04:13 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: That wouldn't solve it, you'd just push your head forwards while you sunk.

Shhh...

He has a steel plated neck 0.o

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At 12/1/08 04:15 PM, BoshansStudios wrote: Oh wow, some college professor is going to see this and start a whole study on portals hehe.

NO THEY WON'T. THAT'S STUPID.

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At 12/1/08 04:14 PM, xKore wrote:
At 12/1/08 04:13 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: That wouldn't solve it, you'd just push your head forwards while you sunk.
You have to have a really strong neck.

Then you'd just end up like this:

Now you're thinking with portals

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It is possible, but it would hard to do on the stickmans part.

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At 12/1/08 04:20 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:
At 12/1/08 04:14 PM, xKore wrote:
At 12/1/08 04:13 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: That wouldn't solve it, you'd just push your head forwards while you sunk.
You have to have a really strong neck.
Then you'd just end up like this:

Still standing.

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At 12/1/08 04:23 PM, xKore wrote:
At 12/1/08 04:20 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:
At 12/1/08 04:14 PM, xKore wrote:
At 12/1/08 04:13 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: That wouldn't solve it, you'd just push your head forwards while you sunk.
You have to have a really strong neck.
Then you'd just end up like this:
Still standing.

You're grabbing onto the floor.

It's like hanging off a cliff.

Your feet aren't supporting anything, they're just pushing your face into the floor.

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At 12/1/08 04:15 PM, BoshansStudios wrote: Oh wow, some college professor is going to see this and start a whole study on portals hehe.

A college prof on Newgrounds?

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At 12/1/08 03:01 PM, Lazyfeet wrote: </pointless>

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Now you're thinking with portals

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At 12/1/08 02:04 PM, Phobotech wrote: I deduce it could not.

OMG you made me lol so hard. but yeah that is my guess at what would probably happen. it is possible it could work so you could stand on yourself perhaps.

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At 12/1/08 04:25 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:
At 12/1/08 04:23 PM, xKore wrote: Still standing.
You're grabbing onto the floor.

It's like hanging off a cliff.

Your feet aren't supporting anything, they're just pushing your face into the floor.

OK OK

What about this though.

HUH? HUH?

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At 12/1/08 04:38 PM, xKore wrote: What about this though.

HUH? HUH?

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lol, same thing flipped.

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At 12/1/08 04:42 PM, shade10247 wrote:
At 12/1/08 04:38 PM, xKore wrote: What about this though.

HUH? HUH?
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lol, same thing flipped.

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My mind is blown.

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At 12/1/08 01:37 PM, Hoeloe wrote: Next you have to do standing on your head.

Totally not filler to reduce the blankness of this post

Now you're thinking with portals


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