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NICE!
How long did that take?

At 12/2/08 03:51 PM, Altered wrote: I hope this works...

Win :D
How much time did it take you to make it???

At 12/1/08 10:40 PM, unbelivable wrote: This is stil possible. I rest my case

Your body would split in two, though.
One portal takes half, the other goes through the other exit portal. Eventually, you would be mulched into nothingness.

The best idea ever.

Portal Back Scratcher

The portals were the easy part.

Making the dick was the hard part rofl. So about 5-7 minutes that took.

You know the portals are actually red and blue,if you turn on the subtitles and shoot an orange portal it says *red portal opening*.

When I first thought up of having a bottomless pit to poop in, it really did seem like a great idea.

At 12/2/08 04:38 PM, kirbykiller4 wrote: You know the portals are actually red and blue,if you turn on the subtitles and shoot an orange portal it says *red portal opening*.

I used the exact color from the orange portal...

Fuck glory holes. Just use portals.

At 12/2/08 04:49 PM, Altered wrote:

At 12/2/08 04:38 PM, kirbykiller4 wrote: You know the portals are actually red and blue,if you turn on the subtitles and shoot an orange portal it says *red portal opening*.

I used the exact color from the orange portal...

I wasn't complaining,i was just saying something that I thought was interesting.

Now we're thinking with Portals!

What about this one?

You can ride yourself!

At 12/2/08 04:56 PM, the-dz wrote: What about this one?

hmm....maybe,but I think the portals repel away from each other,so if you tried to throw a portal into another portal the portal that is mobile would bounce off of it.

REAL PROS USE MS PAINT, FUCK YOUR REAL EDITING PROGRAMS... GAH

You definitely fail at Portal.

yea it could work, looks cool

At 12/2/08 04:56 PM, the-dz wrote: What about this one?

You do realize that if you shoot a portal at a portal nothing happens unless it's a same colored portal then the previous one disappears. Portals need a flat surface and if you look close enough a Portal has a liquidous surface.

At 12/2/08 05:14 PM, C1ph3r wrote: You definitely fail at Portal.

You wont be saying that in 10 years when i bump this thread with the hand coming out.

Pure Genius.

Now to wait... Muhaha

At 12/2/08 06:03 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote:

At 12/2/08 04:56 PM, the-dz wrote: What about this one?

You do realize that if you shoot a portal at a portal nothing happens unless it's a same colored portal then the previous one disappears. Portals need a flat surface and if you look close enough a Portal has a liquidous surface.

You're wrong. In the picture, he is saying that you are taking two walls, putting a portal on each, and then putting one of those walls into the other portal. This would cause an endless loop that is not able to occur, causing brick shitting.

At 12/2/08 04:56 PM, the-dz wrote: What about this one?

if the surface that a portal is on moves then the portal disappears

Portals are practically new-age glory holes. If you don't know what a "glory hole" is, use Google.

Chill out with the cock jokes.

I'm kidding.

Wow, some of these are insane!!!!!

At 12/2/08 10:23 PM, HuntersMoon wrote:

At 12/2/08 04:56 PM, the-dz wrote: What about this one?

if the surface that a portal is on moves then the portal disappears

what exactly detects that? i mean, most things in the world are moving at a minuscule rate with gravity n stuff...

At 12/2/08 10:37 PM, minic78 wrote:

At 12/2/08 10:23 PM, HuntersMoon wrote:

if the surface that a portal is on moves then the portal disappears

what exactly detects that? i mean, most things in the world are moving at a minuscule rate with gravity n stuff...

The earth is constantly rotating and revolving (around the sun). Wouldn't any portal created be instantly destroyed then?

At 12/2/08 10:40 PM, WingCommand wrote:

At 12/2/08 10:37 PM, minic78 wrote:

At 12/2/08 10:23 PM, HuntersMoon wrote:

if the surface that a portal is on moves then the portal disappears

what exactly detects that? i mean, most things in the world are moving at a minuscule rate with gravity n stuff...

The earth is constantly rotating and revolving (around the sun). Wouldn't any portal created be instantly destroyed then?

yeah, that's what i mean... but maybe it's just the surface resisting the pull of gravity by moving that disrupts it. still, it wouldn't flat-out disappear.

This is making my brain hurt. Can we use layman's terms instead? I might be able to understand those.

At 12/3/08 12:10 AM, NightmareFire wrote: This is making my brain hurt. Can we use layman's terms instead? I might be able to understand those.

You can just go buy Portal.

it'll make ALL your problems go away. Seriously.

At 12/3/08 12:11 AM, Digital-Terror wrote:

At 12/3/08 12:10 AM, NightmareFire wrote: This is making my brain hurt. Can we use layman's terms instead? I might be able to understand those.

You can just go buy Portal.

it'll make ALL your problems go away. Seriously.

Pssh, I already have it. What kind of loser do you think I am?