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At 12/13/08 03:34 PM, Atgod88 wrote: I would do something like this.

Fuck you for not reading the thread.

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Now you're raping with portals!

oh boy

Now you're thinking with portals

Ignorance is bliss, kids.


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At 12/13/08 03:34 PM, Atgod88 wrote: I would do something like this.

I guess I should read the thread before I pretend I am original.

How about this one.

OM NOM NOM

Now you're thinking with portals

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At 12/13/08 03:49 PM, Atgod88 wrote: How about this one.

What the hell am I looking at?

Now you're thinking with portals

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Why does everyone in this thread want to sodomize themselves?


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At 12/13/08 04:14 PM, Rig wrote: Why does everyone in this thread want to sodomize themselves?

They can't get anal sex with a women.
I mean really, this is Newgrounds after all.

Now you're thinking with portals

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I guess Im wierd because the first thing I tried would not involve having sex with myself...

Ive had sex with grandma, apple pie, and baseball. That means that i have had sex with america.
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WTF newgrounds? you guys have to be gay if you talk and draw pictures of wieners instead of boobs!

BTW bump cause this thread is AWESOME, i'll post what i'll think with portals in a bit


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At 12/13/08 10:48 PM, bernie-buddy wrote: WTF newgrounds? you guys have to be gay if you talk and draw pictures of wieners instead of boobs!

Good enough for you?

Now you're thinking with portals

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At 12/1/08 01:34 PM, kirbykiller4 wrote: Could this work?

Not unless you want to be Ripped in HALF my good man


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At 12/11/08 03:32 PM, mranarchy wrote: Ah...but what is behind the portals? ;)

A flat surface.


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At 12/1/08 03:56 PM, Alfie wrote: I have a question, if you shot a portal onto one wall perfectly parallel to another and shot another portal onto the second wall, which happened to be moving, then jumped through right as they closed shut, with an airtight seal, where would you go?

You'd be pushed back, just like the game.

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At 12/13/08 04:14 PM, Rig wrote: Why does everyone in this thread want to sodomize themselves?

Its actully more like masturbation

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Oh my, would you look at that!

Now you're thinking with portals

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At 12/13/08 04:14 PM, Rig wrote: Why does everyone in this thread want to sodomize themselves?

oh, i dont know... :3

Now you're thinking with portals

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This thread is EPIC!
And after that picture above it made my day!

*sigh*

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At 12/14/08 05:52 AM, TheBloxMaster wrote:
At 12/1/08 03:56 PM, Alfie wrote: I have a question, if you shot a portal onto one wall perfectly parallel to another and shot another portal onto the second wall, which happened to be moving, then jumped through right as they closed shut, with an airtight seal, where would you go?
You'd be pushed back, just like the game.

How would you be pushed back?
In the real world if you walk onto where a wall rises up to the sealing, you'd just be squashed, not pushed back.


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At 12/14/08 06:23 AM, Night-Mare wrote: Oh my, would you look at that!

Oh my, that is quite a sight.

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The next person to post a sexually explicit portal picture is a faggot.

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At 12/14/08 06:23 AM, Night-Mare wrote: Oh my, would you look at that!

That was my first lol of the day, you deserve a cookie young man.

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At 12/14/08 12:21 PM, Gaaz wrote: The next person to post a sexually explicit portal picture is a faggot.

faggot, you say?

NSF-- ahh what the hell it was eventually gonna happen right?

Now you're thinking with portals

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At 12/14/08 07:12 PM, Spikrodd wrote:
At 12/14/08 12:21 PM, Gaaz wrote: The next person to post a sexually explicit portal picture is a faggot.
faggot, you say?
NSF-- ahh what the hell it was eventually gonna happen right?

Idiot

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OMG I GOT IT

too lazy to draw it

ok get this: what if you have a portal on a stationary wall and shot the exit portal on a flat surface large enough for the portal to fit and also small enough for you to hold. then you can just move the portal back and front thus, creating ANAL SECKZ

ill see if ill draw it or not.

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At 12/14/08 08:02 PM, Los-Illuminados wrote: OMG I GOT IT

too lazy to draw it
ok get this: what if you have a portal on a stationary wall and shot the exit portal on a flat surface large enough for the portal to fit and also small enough for you to hold. then you can just move the portal back and front thus, creating ANAL SECKZ

ill see if ill draw it or not.

or instead of drawing it, you coulda looked at almost every other picture on this thread

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This would be a fun ride

Now you're thinking with portals

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At 12/15/08 12:57 AM, KevnSevn wrote:
At 12/14/08 08:02 PM, Los-Illuminados wrote: OMG I GOT IT

ill see if ill draw it or not.
I did for you.

But, I couldn't understand so choose a number.

1 or 2?

I dont really see a difference.


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At 12/14/08 05:49 AM, McJesus wrote:
At 12/11/08 03:32 PM, mranarchy wrote: Ah...but what is behind the portals? ;)
A flat surface.

Whats behind that?


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Haha! This thread is awesome cool ^_^ I gotta grab the game and try some of the stuff myself >_<


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At 12/13/08 04:14 PM, Rig wrote: Why does everyone in this thread want to sodomize themselves?

come on rig! this is Newgrounds.

PM me a answer. People who like me: 3 People who hate me: 1 People who would sex me: 2

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Now you're thinking with explosive diarrhea!

Now you're thinking with portals

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