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So I was reading this article on somethingawful.com entitled "Real books that look like photoshops", when I saw that someone had posted a picture of a book called "Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen Based Recipes". My first thought was of course that it was not real, but out of sheer curiousity I had to look into it.

And it was real.

The site is very plain and offers no sample recipes (what a shame, I know) but I love the way they brag about how "the internet was set ablaze with discussions about cooking with semen!". It provides links to such sites as:
Cosmo Magazine, which describes it as "simply disgusting", and the user comments all seem to agree.
Chicago Reader, which does not give an opinion, but the user comments all seem to take it as very jocular.
A thread on PennyArcade, In which the users seem to find it a mixture of funny and disgusting.
Guanabee, Which provides some recipes for those interested. The user comments vary from questions about the nutritional information of semen to "Ew! Gross, Guanabee. Just gross."
And Geekologie.com, in which the users seem to preoccupied squabbling over first post to even read what the fuck they are commenting on.

But then, if you click their 'buy now' link, it takes you to lulu.com, in which about 90% of the reviews take it suspiciously well. Possibly fake reviews to try and sell this book? You decide.

So of course, my question now is: what is your opinion on this? Are there people out there actually interested in cooking their own cum? And are you???

i really dont know if i should be intrigued, disgusted, scared.... ??

For you baby, anything.

Lets eat our own semen! its so tasty! i just love the snotty flavor in my mouth!anyways it probably doesn't do anything to the food, because the heat would just incinerate all the spermz.

The real question is why would you want to? Waste not want not..?

I'll take a bit

anyone who cooks their own cum should be immediately thrown into a catapult and thrown off this planet

And to think, I probably would eat that flan.

I don't think many people will buy this for themselves to eat. It's for pranks and naughty stuff with your lover; Yet, i can imagine myself eating something with my own cum in it if it tasted good...

At first I was thinking, you know, what the hell? Why not, for all we know it could be amazing, and once we get past the gross borders, it could be a mainstream thing.

But, when you really think about it, nobody anywhere really creates food out of their own or others body fluid.And the image of a guy doing the nasty into what I am eating is just gross and weird.

I doubt this would ever get more then a bunch of weirdos doing this but, who knows.

I mean, I'll try anything once. = p

One of the recipes. It is the last sentence that puts me off.

"Strawberry Splasharita"

Ingredients:

1 cup frozen sliced strawberries

1/2 cup good quality tequila

1/4 cup triple sec

1 tablespoon fresh semen

2 cups crushed ice

Directions:

Combine all ingredients except semen in a blender and blend until smooth. Pour into a sugar-rimmed [Ed. note: We don't want to know.] glass.

Float the semen over the drink. It will coagulate as it cools and adds a special finishing touch to this popular drink.

I am afraid to eat food now.

At 3/3/09 08:46 PM, Soundgasm wrote: I am afraid to eat food now.

Same here....

At 3/3/09 08:36 PM, lawlmaster wrote: i just love the snotty flavor in my mouth!

How do you know the flavor?

sounds tasty :P

At 3/3/09 08:36 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Lets eat our own semen! its so tasty! i just love the snotty flavor in my mouth!anyways it probably doesn't do anything to the food, because the heat would just incinerate all the spermz.

That may be fine, but it seems not all of the recipes involve actually "cooking" the sperm, such as the "strawberry splasharita"..

At 3/3/09 08:43 PM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: One of the recipes. It is the last sentence that puts me off.

"Strawberry Splasharita"

It's just sits there. Mocking.

At 3/3/09 08:35 PM, SupJD wrote: i really dont know if i should be intrigued, disgusted, scared.... ??

I'm all at once.

did some one actually tried it ?

Who wrote this, Ron Jeremy?!?
Honestly, it sounds like a gag someone came up with for Playboy.

Exactly how much semen are we talking?

Is anyone else tempted to buy it just to read it?

I like babies in my food!!!

At 3/3/09 09:07 PM, killa9512 wrote: Exactly how much semen are we talking?

In the recipe I posted above it requires one tablespoon, but apparently the book reccomends that you ejaculate into some tupperware and freeze it each day, so that you don't run out.

I want a Bukkake Banana Split!
:-P

I'm going to start asking waiters "Hey, by the way this doesn't have semen does it?"

At 3/3/09 09:36 PM, IceFireMudDragon wrote: waiters

I was just thinking about waiters, and about the possibility that something extra could have been added to any of the meals I have ordered over the years....

I don't know about anyone else, but I think drinking my own sperm is a little sick and twisted.

Different story if it's someone else's :3

That is disturbing if it is actually true...

I am never gonna look at cooking the same way again. :O