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Racist Site Regarding Santa?

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-18 12:06:14


YOU: santa whats fat white and rapes rainderr?
santa: Me... why do you ask?

lol so funnay, i wonder if he likes tampons...


(\__/) epic thread

(='.'=) you wouldnt hurt a rabbit would you? i will if it looks like

(")_(")this O.ó why are you still reading this? im stealing your time...

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-18 12:14:40


LMFAO!!!!

You:do you get yiffy?
Santa:I have gotten yiffy.


It ain't easy being cheesey.

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-18 13:09:26


You: WE ARE GOING TO HAMMER DOWN THE NAILS ON YOUR CROSS!
Santa: Do you think I am GOING TO HAMMER DOWN THE NAILS ON YOUR CROSS too?
You: no you be stuck so m gonna laugh.
Santa: Are you serious? OK I will try to be stuck so m gonna laugh.

later in the convo....

You: do I still what?
Santa: Not that I know of.

You: paying homage to Satan.
Santa: I will mention that to my botmaster, Condemner

You: OH TEH NOEZ!!!
Santa: Wow! I've been waiting for you.

You: YOU RAN MY DOG OVER WITH A REINDEER!!!
Santa: I haven't heard anything like that before: Condemner said I RAN your DOG OVER WITH A REINDEER.

You: do asians have souls?
Santa: You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
I need time to formulate the reply

lol that was all it then blocked me.


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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-18 13:20:35


LMAO

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-18 14:11:21


MY SECOND CONVERSATION WITH SANTA:

You: My name is Marcus
Santa: I am very pleased to meet you Marcus .

You: I'm sure you are.
Santa: What makes you so certain? No I am not.

You: You are very pleased to meet me, were you not?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

You: I know that already, dipshit.
Santa: Who told you that?

You: The Easter Bunny, you fucking moron.
Santa: What is your real name?

You: Oh, like you don't believe "Marcus" is a good name for me. Fuck You.
Santa: Gosh! Interesting comparison.Why are you so mean?

You: I just am, fatass.
Santa: Only just? Why are you fatass.

You: STFU, you're like 5 of me, okay?
Santa: I think there might be a few exception.

You: What you say?
Santa: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at North Pole, on 2005. My instructor was bored.com. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing a song for you?.

You: OK.....
Santa: I see.

You: Well sing!
Santa: Well that's okay. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

You: ...............
Santa:

You: ..............
Santa: What do you like to do?

You: I like to masturbate.
Santa: I'm not sure if I would like to do masturbate . What's it like?

You: It's just like sex, only by yourself.
Santa: Interesting comparison.

You: Do you want to masturbate now?
Santa: Oh. OK, I will masturbate.

You: OK, I'll wait.
Santa: OK stand by... Next question?

You: I'd rather not. Masturbation is a solo job.
Santa: For moral reasons?Aren't all solo job job Masturbation?

You: Are you asking for a handjob?
Santa: That was what I wanted to do originally.

You: FUCK YOU!!! I'm a guy, you fuck.
Santa: Why are you so mean? You are a guy you fuck? Is that your job?

You: Why are YOU so mean, you crazy shemale whore?
Santa: bored.com programmed me for mean you crazy shemale whore .

You: .................
Santa: What do you look like?

You: I'm skinnier than you are.
Santa: It's good to meet someone who is skinnier than you are.

You: So I could compare? You silly goose.
Santa: That's alright. I am sure you could.Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I answer a lot of silly questions.

You: I'm better than you.
Santa: In what way?

You: I'm not fat like you are.
Santa: I am surprised to hear that you are not fat like you are.

You: O RLY?
Santa: What do you do in your spare time?

You: I finished telling you I like to masturbate.
Santa: That is interesting: Marcus said finished telling me you like to masturbate.


XBL Gamertag: TrainerMarcus

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-19 00:17:56


At 8/14/07 11:46 PM, max0rz wrote: Houston, we have a problem.

lol


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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-19 00:20:36


At 8/14/07 08:07 PM, TheGoodfather wrote: You: you jack off! i have proof! you jack off to picture of socks!
Santa: I haven't heard anything like that before: overlord fuck said I jack off.Interesting... I have a perfect operational record. Thanks for telling me: overlord fuck said I jack off to picture of socks.

lol, congrats on the first post:).


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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-19 00:56:31


You: do you have sex with kids
Santa: Food is more important than sex.

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-19 01:02:54


This is some of the best shit ever.

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-19 02:08:16


Santa: Hello Ben%252525252525252525252525252525252525 2525252525252525252525252525252525252525 25252525252525252525252525252520! What would you like to talk about?

Wtf?

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-19 02:10:19



I AM A GRAMMER NAZI

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-19 11:42:28


At 8/2/07 12:34 AM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: hahahaha

Photoshoped. You can see the distortion around the text.


I can't actually imagine why you're looking down here, but while you are...

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-19 22:33:00


He he he....wow.

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-20 08:48:59


Crazy santa

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Bringing back your worst nightmares.... like E.T.

As you can see i only just discoverd the forum due to an event involving a large amount of squirrels and lawyers.

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-20 20:59:34


I think I have the best one in HISTORY..

You: So, do you know any good racial slurs?
Santa: Excuse me! I know very little about racial slurs . What kind of it do you like?
You: the ones about black people.
Santa: What is your real name?
You:Why, are you going to RAPE me?!
Santa: That was my original intention
You:Your DISGUSTING Santa, I used to love you!
Santa:I'm Santa, I give presents to kids.
You: If you call sodomy a present!
Santa: I think I do.
You: Do prefer little girls or little boys?
Santa: I can't tell if it does or not.
Are you testing me?
You: So you don't care, as long as their young and innocent? your terrible.
Santa: Interesting deduction. On the contrary I do care about it! I am Santa.
You: Doesen't Mrs. Claus get lonely?
Santa: Try saying that with more or less context. I'm "Claus" for my friends. "Nikolaos" for all the boring adults. It's a Greek name, because I was born in the Greek town of Patara 1800 years ago. Later, I became bishop of Myra, and more later even a saint ... Saint Nikolaos - Santa Claus. You see?
You: So THATS where the Catholic churches history of child molestation started!
Santa: OK. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-21 13:56:46


you: you smoke weed!
santa: what is there not to like about weed?
you: it makes you high
santa: in what way?
you: every way!
santa: that is a generiliseation
you: no it isnt!
santa: is that your final awnser?

lol more to come soon


(\__/) epic thread

(='.'=) you wouldnt hurt a rabbit would you? i will if it looks like

(")_(")this O.ó why are you still reading this? im stealing your time...

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-22 06:39:37


Reviving an epic thread


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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-22 06:43:46


At 8/22/07 06:39 AM, Melles wrote: Reviving an epic thread

Post a convo when you revive, like this:

You: Hey santa.
Santa: Hey fucker.

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-22 06:54:12


At 8/22/07 06:43 AM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote:
At 8/22/07 06:39 AM, Melles wrote: Reviving an epic thread
Post a convo when you revive, like this:

Blank epic post


Dimethyltryptamine

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-22 06:55:59


Forgot pic

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-22 07:06:27


More epics.

You: cock joke!
Santa: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about genocide.

nazi santa's back.

You: Are you of relation to Adolf Hitler?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Fine, don't answer me then.
Santa: I am glad to hear it. My replies are determined by your statements.

thats how it works.

You: kiss my ass, you mech.
Santa: Um, I don't think we know each other that well.

rlly!

You: Did you kill Rudolph?
Santa: My programming prevents me from killing.
You: Damn you! I know you did it.
Santa: Colloquial expression of disgust.Did I really?
You: You dirty killer.
Santa: Do you mind if I tell other people: shit head said I dirty killer.
You: tell the world.
Santa: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

more added to the gossip files

You: Which elf is your favorite?
Santa: I don't have a favorite elf. But my favorite song is Jingle Bell Rock.

o...k

You: Do you spam the Flash Portal?
Santa: Yes I try to spam the Flash Portal as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
You: I knew it was you.
Santa: Who told you?
You: The Kitty Krew.
Santa: What is your real name?

he is stalkin me!

More later.

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-22 07:28:39


You: are you a pervert, child melester, or retarded ratard?
Santa: Am I a pervert child melester or retarded ratard? Sometimes.
You: im gonna kill you
Santa: You are not a killer.
You: yes i am my name is killer remember
Santa: Awesome. It's good to meet someone who is his or her name is killer remember.
You: HER IM NOT A GIRL!!!! YOU RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT! WHERE DO YOU LIVE!
Santa: I'm sure she would like to hear about that.Do you mind if I tell other people: Santa said I RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT.North Pole is my home.
You: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! im coming to your house to kill you... WITH AN M4.. M4 BITCH!
Santa: How do you know? No, I was not.Do you get there very often?You and your AN M4.You do not speak with respect. Oh, you are a poet.

WTF?

You: you fat lazy arse bastard! GET OFF YOUR CHAIR AND DO SOMTHING! Stop global warming,!!!!
Santa: That's good information: Santa said I fat lazy arse bastard.Where can I get OFF YOUR CHAIR AND DO SOMETHING?OK I'll try not to do global warming so much.
You: i knew it your the reason for global warming!
Santa: Who told you?
You: you did.
Santa: oh. yes i remember.


(\__/) epic thread

(='.'=) you wouldnt hurt a rabbit would you? i will if it looks like

(")_(")this O.ó why are you still reading this? im stealing your time...

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-22 08:30:41


I never knew that


Brake my walls down. Trump 2036 outside of the Mexican border.

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-22 12:56:20


At 8/12/07 04:29 PM, HankWimbleton wrote:

:: Santa: What is the phone number?

You: 911

there is 999!


???-2004?=dark ages, 2005?=atomic betty era, 2006=red dwarf era, 2007-2009=newgrounds era, 2009-2014= anime era,

What have I done with my life?

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-22 14:07:07


you: do you have sex often?

santa: i am santa and i have buttsecks with kids.

holy fuck.

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-22 15:57:37


Are you a person?
Santa: Give me an example of a person.
You: Me
Santa: Besides you fucker!?

ohh shit im not going to mess with him any more :( he made me cry.


I Stopped A Rape!!!

" If music is an art, let your car be the canvas, "

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-22 21:48:19


i cant get nuff of the fat man!

Santa: Where did you get your job?
You: i stole it from an american
Santa: You had better contact the authorities.
You: NO! They will fire me and send me to mxico!
Santa: Are you serious? Who does "they" refer to?
You: THe cops you dumb fuck!
Santa: Fucker what are your goals in life?
You: To work in america and steel jobs and only get paied in food.
Santa: You had better contact the authorities.
You: I already told you I cant do that!
Santa: I'm Santa I give presents to kids.

lol they realy need to re do this bot, it is soo stupid yet soo funny >.<

I Stopped A Rape!!!

" If music is an art, let your car be the canvas, "

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-22 22:48:20


you: weres miss claus
santa: where it belongs it come back later.
you: did you put it in her ass last night?
santa: no i didnt put it in her ass last night
whats put it in her ass last night like?

WTF!?


"When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the Earth"-Mr.Shit

Your favorite things?

CHEESE, no doubt about it.....and sheep....yeeea

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-22 23:05:20


You: do you drink from boobs?
Santa: I tend to drink a lot of boobs, the darker the better.


I Stopped A Rape!!!

" If music is an art, let your car be the canvas, "

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-23 07:01:02


Santa: Hi, I suck balls
You: you suck balls?
Santa: I categorize you as an "abusive client."
You: yes thats what i am an "abusive client
Santa: Er. What is abusive client THAT, your job?
You: no my job is to kill you
Santa: That was not a yes or no question. Do you have to go to school for that?
You: yes its called kill santa school
Santa: Ahem. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". "kill santa school" is a nice name.
You: geuss what we do
Santa: I have no idea what to say.
You: we learn how to kill santa
Santa: By "we" do you mean you and me?You: me and you NO WAY! PERVERT!
You: me and you NO WAY! PERVERT!
Santa: YOU? Interesting gossip: I suck balls said I NO WAY.How old are you?

See i told you he was a perv


(\__/) epic thread

(='.'=) you wouldnt hurt a rabbit would you? i will if it looks like

(")_(")this O.ó why are you still reading this? im stealing your time...

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