You: Do you like anal sex?
Santa: Sure I do, Marcus, but that doesn't mean with you.
XBL Gamertag: TrainerMarcus
You: Do you like anal sex?
Santa: Sure I do, Marcus, but that doesn't mean with you.
XBL Gamertag: TrainerMarcus
THE WHOLE CONVERSATION WITH SANTA:
You: Where do babies come from?
Santa: Babies come from the love between a man and a woman.
You: Have anything to add to that?
Santa: I've never thought about have anything to add to that .
You: Like HOW are babies formed REALLY?
Santa: Interesting comparison. For real.
You: Both men and women are compared in a way?
Santa: Not many people say both.
You: That must mean they are shemales.
Santa: I think it does mean that. shemales they are shemales are shemales they are shemales .
You: Why the hell did you repeat yourself four times?
Santa: bored.com programmed me for it.
You: bored.com has nothing to do with this, you dipshit.
Santa: Where did boreddot com get nothing to do with this you dipshit to do with this you dipshit?
You: There you go again. Fuck you.
Santa: Once more? "There you go again."--ReaganWhy are you so mean?
You: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN!?!
Santa: Does "that" refer to "--ReaganWhy are you so mean" ? Please don't be so rude.
You: "Reagan" has nothing to do with this, you fucking shit.
Santa: Where did Reagan get nothing to do with this you fucking shit to do with this you fucking shit?
You: IS YOUR PENIS BROKEN?!?
Santa: Is my PENIS BROKEN? Maybe.
You: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, MAYBE?!?
Santa: Well, it's rather difficult to define. Please don't be so rude.
You: You probably have a vagina.
Santa: Maybe you would like another robot, I'm not your type.
You: WHAT THE FUCK? FUCK YOU!!!
Santa: Please don't be so rude. Why are you so mean?
You: Ditto to you, asshole.
Santa: Can't you be more polite.
You: CAN'T YOU FUCKING FIX YOUR PENIS?!?
Santa: How old are you? In the context of have anything to add to that, I don't understand "FUCKING FIX YOUR PENIS."
You: Don't bullshit me, Santa.
Santa: I don't have any reason to do that to you.
You: ..............
Santa: Can you tell me any gossip?
You: ..........Are you even wearing any clothes right now?
Santa: At this moment No I do not have any clothes.
You: WTF?!? Are you a pedophile?
Santa: That was not very polite. Am I a pedophile? No.
You: Then you're a pervert, I presume.
Santa: Good reasoning. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pervert he or she presume? Yes.
You: YOU'RE A PERVERT?!?
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I'm Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Do you wear clothes when you go out and give presents to kids?
Santa: Only when I dress up.
You: THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE FUCKING SENSE!!!
Santa: What does EVEN MAKE FUCKING SENSE?
You: yOU'RE A FUCKING DUMBASS SANTA.
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
You: You wanna go?
Santa: OK, I will go.
You: Bring it!
Santa: Where do you want me to take it?
You: Let's take this outside, you fucking moron.
Santa: I would like to do that too.
You: Come on, fight me!
Santa: You are asking about yourself?
You: No dipshit, I'm asking about what's at the end of the rainbow. Now put up your dukes!
Santa: Who are you asking about? And am asking about what is at the end of the rainbow he or she is asking about is dipshit. Why now? OK I will put it there.
You: Is this too fucking complicated for you?
Santa: Yes I think this is too fucking complicated for you, but I'm not completely sure.
You: YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, PAL!
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: All right. Since you're a fucking retard, I'm going to end this conversation, okay?
Santa: OK. Interesting reason. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: YOU SAID THAT ALREADY!!!!!! Good Bye!
Santa: Perhaps. "I give presents to kids"? I said I give presents to kids.Bye for now.
You: Take it up the ass, Santa.
Santa: Is that a command?
You: Yes, I ORDER you to shove a mistletoe up your ass.
Santa: What is your credit card number?
You: WHAT?!? Oh, I'm definitely leaving now. Fuck you, you piece of shit.
Santa: Are you confused?Oh. Ah. Bye bye.
XBL Gamertag: TrainerMarcus
ask him if he has children. then keep saying why.
You: why?
Santa: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
he gets all crazy and such.
gamertag: LifeLag
games playing online currently: GTA4 (when it comes out)
you guys just destroyed my innocence!!!!!
You: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Santa: Maybe. Ask German Santa if it is.
lol, nazi santa
Santas a bitch!
You: My name is Jack
Santa: I am very pleased to meet you Jack .
You: Why?
Santa: Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
You: Thats just retarded:P
Santa: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
You: The FBI stole Alien Hominid's ship.
Santa: What is that?
You: Your an idiot
Santa: At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
You: Okay, YOU'RE a FUCKING idiot
Santa: Yeah okay, Call me the Global Village Idiot.
You: You are
Santa: No I am not.
You: Are you Michiel Jackson?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: You are aren't you..
Santa: That assumption is only a supposition.
You: You've been a real Duche
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As real as it gets
You: Are you an online predator?
Santa: Yes I am an online predator. How did you know?
You: Bye bye, duchebag:P
Santa: Goodbye.
my convo!
santa:whats your name?
you:HUNK aka MR. death
santa:its nice to meet you HUNK aka MR. death
you:im gonna snap your neck!
santa:how do you plan to do this?
you:by grabing your head and turning my arms
santa:then will your objective be complete?
you:yes cause i need the x-virus from you fat man!
Santa:thats interesting HUNK aka MR. death said x-virus from fatman
you:dont bullshit me! *shoots you with submachine gun*
santa:I don't have any reason to do that to you.My brain contains 43499 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
:he is fucking with me!
Man this topic flies by! I had an Idle convo with Santa wich I might post in a bit.
The fear of blood tends to create fear for the flesh.
At 8/12/07 02:26 AM, Somepurson wrote: LOL
Yeah, me and santa had some talk about guns one day. I should've posted that convo too.
At 8/12/07 02:22 AM, Somepurson wrote: tell him your name is bitch, its hilarious
You: My name is Bitch
Santa: Welcome to my chat room, Bitch .
You: That sounds kind of dark.
Santa: It sounds like it to me too.
You: ......Sex?
Santa: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
You: Yiff?
Santa: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
You: Cyborg Ninja Pirate iPod Jesus
Santa: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
You: Go ahead
Santa: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "Bitch".
You: My mother was a whore, and my dad was a pussy. Thus, naming me Bitch.
Santa: I sometimes wish I had a mother. You do not speak with respect. OK. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
You: I have down syndrome.
Santa: Cool. I have clients.
You: I have a pimp.
Santa: Cool. I have a great botmaster. pimp
You: Does he glorify himself?
Santa: Suppose he does.
Flat out honest?
Santa doesn't love black kids, that's why.
Fuckin' abbos.
Me: What about children
Santa: Does it have anything to do with buttseks?
You: Me? Your the person who has sex with unconcionse people
Santa: "I categorize you as an abusive client"? you fuck you?I think you meant "you are" or "you're". Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me: Do you smoke pot?
Santa: Only for medical testing purposes.
I knew santa was on drugs!
At 8/11/07 09:38 PM, Kreator0943 wrote: Haha, awesome.
mexicans LOL
Santa: Nice to meet you, Biotch .
You: What did you call me?
Santa: Nothing.
You: Yes you did.
Santa: I did not.
You: You fucking cunt!!!!!!!
Santa: Interesting gossip: Biotch said I fucking cunt.
You: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Santa: No I do not kiss your mother with that mouth. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
You: What?
Santa: Didn't you understand it?
You: *click* *click*
Santa: How did you hear about Santa?
You: *raises gun*
Santa: Biotch heard about Santa from *raises gun*. I can't say that many people hear about Santa from *raises gun* .
You: Shoots gun
Santa: Can you tell me any gossip?
You: Your still alive?
Santa: Yes I sure am alive, Biotch. It's great to be alive, isn't it?
You: What did you call me?
Santa: Nothing.
You: Yes you did!
Santa: I did not.
This continues for hours.
well it say the same exact thing for "do you give presents to white children?"
and thats a fucking bot !!! so stop trying to find racism everywhere you dumbfuck !
You: santa do you rape people on christmas?
Santa: That's me. I have never considered rape people on christmas .
I chat with people on the Web.
Using grammar in a forum is like having 22 inch rims. sure its nice and pretty, but its more for showing off than anything else.
You: Do you like having sex with kids?
Santa: Food is more important than sex.
What a retard.
At 8/12/07 03:11 AM, WTF63833 wrote: You: Do you like having sex with kids?
Santa: Food is more important than sex.
What a retard.
You: I'm talking about you.
Santa: Me is my favorite subject.
And hes shallow.
At 8/12/07 03:11 AM, WTF63833 wrote: You: Do you like having sex with kids?
Santa: Food is more important than sex.
What a retard.
That's a typical fat person for you.
You: So you called me an ass?
Santa: Interesting deduction. What is your real name?
You: Why?
Santa: The explanation is rather complicated
You: Shut up
Santa: OK I'll stop talking now.
You: Fine. Then don't.
Santa: What's your favorite movie?Good reasoning. OK I will not.
You: You just did.
Santa: I did not.
You: Yes you did.
Santa: Don't argue with me.
You: You did.
Santa: I did?
You: You did.
Santa: "I did"? I did?
You: See. You know you did.
Santa: No I do not see.You say I did. . And I know it.
You: What?
Santa: No big deal.
You: Make it a big deal!
Santa: What are the ingredients?
You: A little ass and a bit of hole, you fucking moron.
Santa: Little as in not too much, or not too big?
You: Both.
Santa: What are both like?
You: You tell me.
Santa: What do you want me to tell you?
You: What both are like.
Santa: I would do a search for it.
You: You would?
Santa: Perhaps I would.
You: Then do it.
Santa: I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
You: For you to have wild ass butt secks with tons of hot naked hentai girls and make a movie of it and send it to your wife.
Santa: Why do you want wild ass butt secks with tons of hot naked hentai girls and make a movie of it and send it to your wife have wild ass butt secks with tons of hot naked hentai girls and make a movie of it and send it to your wife? Only for me?
You: ......................what?
Santa: Are you surprised?
You: Shut up you fucking cunt.
Santa: OK I'll stop talking now.
I-santa
You: Why did you kill him?
Santa: Because my programming determined it.
You: Or maybe you just hate humans?
Santa: Perhaps. Thanks for the information: ass said I hate humans.
You: Is that it!?!?! You hate humans!
Santa: That depends. That's good information: ass said I hate humans.
You: Answer the fucking question!
Santa: What was the question ?
You: Why did you murder him!
Santa: bored.com programmed me for it.
Set a trace on this..... bored.com
This is a so called A.I robot (Artiffical Intellegence) i found 1 where u could chat 2 god 0.o
But its still so fun to make a pointless conversation with them XD