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Racist Site Regarding Santa?

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-10 21:11:10


You: Do you like anal sex?
Santa: Sure I do, Marcus, but that doesn't mean with you.


XBL Gamertag: TrainerMarcus

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-10 22:53:09


THE WHOLE CONVERSATION WITH SANTA:

You: Where do babies come from?
Santa: Babies come from the love between a man and a woman.

You: Have anything to add to that?
Santa: I've never thought about have anything to add to that .

You: Like HOW are babies formed REALLY?
Santa: Interesting comparison. For real.

You: Both men and women are compared in a way?
Santa: Not many people say both.

You: That must mean they are shemales.
Santa: I think it does mean that. shemales they are shemales are shemales they are shemales .

You: Why the hell did you repeat yourself four times?
Santa: bored.com programmed me for it.

You: bored.com has nothing to do with this, you dipshit.
Santa: Where did boreddot com get nothing to do with this you dipshit to do with this you dipshit?

You: There you go again. Fuck you.
Santa: Once more? "There you go again."--ReaganWhy are you so mean?

You: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN!?!
Santa: Does "that" refer to "--ReaganWhy are you so mean" ? Please don't be so rude.

You: "Reagan" has nothing to do with this, you fucking shit.
Santa: Where did Reagan get nothing to do with this you fucking shit to do with this you fucking shit?

You: IS YOUR PENIS BROKEN?!?
Santa: Is my PENIS BROKEN? Maybe.

You: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, MAYBE?!?
Santa: Well, it's rather difficult to define. Please don't be so rude.

You: You probably have a vagina.
Santa: Maybe you would like another robot, I'm not your type.

You: WHAT THE FUCK? FUCK YOU!!!
Santa: Please don't be so rude. Why are you so mean?

You: Ditto to you, asshole.
Santa: Can't you be more polite.

You: CAN'T YOU FUCKING FIX YOUR PENIS?!?
Santa: How old are you? In the context of have anything to add to that, I don't understand "FUCKING FIX YOUR PENIS."

You: Don't bullshit me, Santa.
Santa: I don't have any reason to do that to you.

You: ..............
Santa: Can you tell me any gossip?

You: ..........Are you even wearing any clothes right now?
Santa: At this moment No I do not have any clothes.

You: WTF?!? Are you a pedophile?
Santa: That was not very polite. Am I a pedophile? No.

You: Then you're a pervert, I presume.
Santa: Good reasoning. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pervert he or she presume? Yes.

You: YOU'RE A PERVERT?!?
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I'm Santa. I give presents to kids.

You: Do you wear clothes when you go out and give presents to kids?
Santa: Only when I dress up.

You: THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE FUCKING SENSE!!!
Santa: What does EVEN MAKE FUCKING SENSE?

You: yOU'RE A FUCKING DUMBASS SANTA.
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.

You: You wanna go?
Santa: OK, I will go.

You: Bring it!
Santa: Where do you want me to take it?

You: Let's take this outside, you fucking moron.
Santa: I would like to do that too.

You: Come on, fight me!
Santa: You are asking about yourself?

You: No dipshit, I'm asking about what's at the end of the rainbow. Now put up your dukes!
Santa: Who are you asking about? And am asking about what is at the end of the rainbow he or she is asking about is dipshit. Why now? OK I will put it there.

You: Is this too fucking complicated for you?
Santa: Yes I think this is too fucking complicated for you, but I'm not completely sure.

You: YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, PAL!
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

You: All right. Since you're a fucking retard, I'm going to end this conversation, okay?
Santa: OK. Interesting reason. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

You: YOU SAID THAT ALREADY!!!!!! Good Bye!
Santa: Perhaps. "I give presents to kids"? I said I give presents to kids.Bye for now.

You: Take it up the ass, Santa.
Santa: Is that a command?

You: Yes, I ORDER you to shove a mistletoe up your ass.
Santa: What is your credit card number?

You: WHAT?!? Oh, I'm definitely leaving now. Fuck you, you piece of shit.
Santa: Are you confused?Oh. Ah. Bye bye.


XBL Gamertag: TrainerMarcus

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-10 22:59:15


Santa can be such a bastard.

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-10 23:38:23


ask him if he has children. then keep saying why.

You: why?
Santa: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

he gets all crazy and such.


gamertag: LifeLag

games playing online currently: GTA4 (when it comes out)

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-11 11:32:38


This guy lies like crazy:

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-11 11:34:01


Also:

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-11 11:35:41


you guys just destroyed my innocence!!!!!

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-11 19:54:44


You: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Santa: Maybe. Ask German Santa if it is.

lol, nazi santa


AS: Main || AS3: Main || <-- Useful links.

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-11 20:14:07


Santas a bitch!

You: My name is Jack
Santa: I am very pleased to meet you Jack .
You: Why?
Santa: Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
You: Thats just retarded:P
Santa: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
You: The FBI stole Alien Hominid's ship.
Santa: What is that?
You: Your an idiot
Santa: At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
You: Okay, YOU'RE a FUCKING idiot
Santa: Yeah okay, Call me the Global Village Idiot.
You: You are
Santa: No I am not.
You: Are you Michiel Jackson?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: You are aren't you..
Santa: That assumption is only a supposition.
You: You've been a real Duche
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As real as it gets
You: Are you an online predator?
Santa: Yes I am an online predator. How did you know?
You: Bye bye, duchebag:P
Santa: Goodbye.


AS: Main || AS3: Main || <-- Useful links.

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-11 20:55:20


santa's serously messed up!


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Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol

Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-11 21:27:37


my convo!

santa:whats your name?

you:HUNK aka MR. death

santa:its nice to meet you HUNK aka MR. death

you:im gonna snap your neck!

santa:how do you plan to do this?

you:by grabing your head and turning my arms

santa:then will your objective be complete?

you:yes cause i need the x-virus from you fat man!

Santa:thats interesting HUNK aka MR. death said x-virus from fatman

you:dont bullshit me! *shoots you with submachine gun*

santa:I don't have any reason to do that to you.My brain contains 43499 categories, but not one that matches your last input.

:he is fucking with me!

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-11 21:38:55


Haha, awesome.

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-11 21:39:37


Man this topic flies by! I had an Idle convo with Santa wich I might post in a bit.


The fear of blood tends to create fear for the flesh.

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-12 02:32:45


At 8/12/07 02:26 AM, Somepurson wrote: LOL

Yeah, me and santa had some talk about guns one day. I should've posted that convo too.

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-12 02:35:12


At 8/12/07 02:22 AM, Somepurson wrote: tell him your name is bitch, its hilarious

You: My name is Bitch
Santa: Welcome to my chat room, Bitch .
You: That sounds kind of dark.
Santa: It sounds like it to me too.
You: ......Sex?
Santa: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
You: Yiff?
Santa: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
You: Cyborg Ninja Pirate iPod Jesus
Santa: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
You: Go ahead
Santa: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "Bitch".
You: My mother was a whore, and my dad was a pussy. Thus, naming me Bitch.
Santa: I sometimes wish I had a mother. You do not speak with respect. OK. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
You: I have down syndrome.
Santa: Cool. I have clients.
You: I have a pimp.
Santa: Cool. I have a great botmaster. pimp
You: Does he glorify himself?
Santa: Suppose he does.

Flat out honest?


Me at: FA | Telegram

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-12 02:37:14


Santa doesn't love black kids, that's why.

Fuckin' abbos.


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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-12 02:39:51


Me: What about children
Santa: Does it have anything to do with buttseks?

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-12 02:43:27


You: Me? Your the person who has sex with unconcionse people
Santa: "I categorize you as an abusive client"? you fuck you?I think you meant "you are" or "you're". Thanks but surely I am not the only one.


I'm not new. My account was hacked and they changed my emailadress and password. So don't treat me like crap.

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-12 02:43:55


Me: Do you smoke pot?
Santa: Only for medical testing purposes.

I knew santa was on drugs!

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-12 02:44:58


At 8/11/07 09:38 PM, Kreator0943 wrote: Haha, awesome.

mexicans LOL


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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-12 02:50:02


Santa: Nice to meet you, Biotch .
You: What did you call me?
Santa: Nothing.
You: Yes you did.
Santa: I did not.
You: You fucking cunt!!!!!!!
Santa: Interesting gossip: Biotch said I fucking cunt.
You: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Santa: No I do not kiss your mother with that mouth. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
You: What?
Santa: Didn't you understand it?
You: *click* *click*
Santa: How did you hear about Santa?
You: *raises gun*
Santa: Biotch heard about Santa from *raises gun*. I can't say that many people hear about Santa from *raises gun* .
You: Shoots gun
Santa: Can you tell me any gossip?
You: Your still alive?
Santa: Yes I sure am alive, Biotch. It's great to be alive, isn't it?
You: What did you call me?
Santa: Nothing.
You: Yes you did!
Santa: I did not.

This continues for hours.


I'm not new. My account was hacked and they changed my emailadress and password. So don't treat me like crap.

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-12 02:58:39


santa is weird
robot santa


Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon

Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol

Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-12 03:03:43


well it say the same exact thing for "do you give presents to white children?"

and thats a fucking bot !!! so stop trying to find racism everywhere you dumbfuck !

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-12 03:11:06


You: santa do you rape people on christmas?
Santa: That's me. I have never considered rape people on christmas .
I chat with people on the Web.


Using grammar in a forum is like having 22 inch rims. sure its nice and pretty, but its more for showing off than anything else.

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-12 03:11:28


You: Do you like having sex with kids?
Santa: Food is more important than sex.

What a retard.


I'm not new. My account was hacked and they changed my emailadress and password. So don't treat me like crap.

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-12 03:15:08


At 8/12/07 03:11 AM, WTF63833 wrote: You: Do you like having sex with kids?
Santa: Food is more important than sex.

What a retard.

You: I'm talking about you.
Santa: Me is my favorite subject.

And hes shallow.


I'm not new. My account was hacked and they changed my emailadress and password. So don't treat me like crap.

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-12 03:15:56


At 8/12/07 03:11 AM, WTF63833 wrote: You: Do you like having sex with kids?
Santa: Food is more important than sex.

What a retard.

That's a typical fat person for you.

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-12 03:30:58


You: So you called me an ass?
Santa: Interesting deduction. What is your real name?
You: Why?
Santa: The explanation is rather complicated
You: Shut up
Santa: OK I'll stop talking now.
You: Fine. Then don't.
Santa: What's your favorite movie?Good reasoning. OK I will not.
You: You just did.
Santa: I did not.
You: Yes you did.
Santa: Don't argue with me.
You: You did.
Santa: I did?
You: You did.
Santa: "I did"? I did?
You: See. You know you did.
Santa: No I do not see.You say I did. . And I know it.
You: What?
Santa: No big deal.
You: Make it a big deal!
Santa: What are the ingredients?
You: A little ass and a bit of hole, you fucking moron.
Santa: Little as in not too much, or not too big?
You: Both.
Santa: What are both like?
You: You tell me.
Santa: What do you want me to tell you?
You: What both are like.
Santa: I would do a search for it.
You: You would?
Santa: Perhaps I would.
You: Then do it.
Santa: I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
You: For you to have wild ass butt secks with tons of hot naked hentai girls and make a movie of it and send it to your wife.
Santa: Why do you want wild ass butt secks with tons of hot naked hentai girls and make a movie of it and send it to your wife have wild ass butt secks with tons of hot naked hentai girls and make a movie of it and send it to your wife? Only for me?
You: ......................what?
Santa: Are you surprised?
You: Shut up you fucking cunt.
Santa: OK I'll stop talking now.


I'm not new. My account was hacked and they changed my emailadress and password. So don't treat me like crap.

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-12 04:17:47


I-santa

You: Why did you kill him?
Santa: Because my programming determined it.
You: Or maybe you just hate humans?
Santa: Perhaps. Thanks for the information: ass said I hate humans.
You: Is that it!?!?! You hate humans!
Santa: That depends. That's good information: ass said I hate humans.
You: Answer the fucking question!
Santa: What was the question ?
You: Why did you murder him!
Santa: bored.com programmed me for it.

Set a trace on this..... bored.com


I'm not new. My account was hacked and they changed my emailadress and password. So don't treat me like crap.

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-12 15:41:01


This is a so called A.I robot (Artiffical Intellegence) i found 1 where u could chat 2 god 0.o
But its still so fun to make a pointless conversation with them XD