That was sketchy...

Santa.bot?
Mygod, whatever next.

At 8/1/07 11:55 PM, B-aSt-Ar-d wrote: seems kinda racist to me. If the pic is bad, go to the site, and type in " do you give presents to black children, pretty racist remark will follow."

It's just a joke, nothing really serious, though. Take it that way.

You: why not
Santa: What else would you say about it?
You: I dunno
Santa: Me either.
You: Are you a pervert?
Santa: No I'm Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: What kind
Santa: The finest.
You: Material gifts?
Santa: I've been waiting for you.
You: PERVERT!
Santa: Are you free?
You: FUCK YOU ASSWIPE!
Santa: Are you aware that the Santa server logs and records all conversations?
You: Their gonna put you in jail!
Santa: I heard they have a good gonna put you in jail.
You: Are you retarded
Santa: No I am super-intelligent.
You: How about "mentally challenged"
Santa: How about mentally challenged .
You: We found the spot!
Santa: By "we" do you mean you and me?
You: Are you a sexual predator
Santa: Am I a sexual predator? Only when it matters.
You: Does it matter
Santa: It matters to me.

So there you have it folkes!

Epic lulz...

Ooops,sorry about the bad quality on the last one,heres a pretty funny one.

You: gghghghg
Santa: Sounds delicious

You: are you mentally challenged are just dumb?
Santa: I am ok.

You: wot do u look like?
Santa: Like you.
You: ahhhhhhhh!
Santa: Do you like talking to me?
You: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Santa: Why not?
You: cuz ur me!
Santa: That makes sense to me. No I am Santa.

LOL ask him "hot gay sex" and he will reply with "it sounds better than cold gay sex"

i got an "all your base: remark.

after black remark

You: wtf? you rapist!
Santa: That was not very polite.Thanks for the information: do you give presents to black children said I rapist.

lol
enter
<a lice>

My conversation:
Santa: What is your name?
Me: Kris Kringle
Santa: Nice to meet you Kris Kringle
Me: Do you give presents to Mexicans?
Santa: No I do not do that.
Me: Why?
Santa: Reductionism

O.o

You: do you deliver presents to anyone
Santa: No I do not deliver presents to anyone. Do you?
I am always on the Web.

You: your a crappy santa then if all you do is chat on the web
Santa: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a crappy santa then if all you do is chat on the web? Sometimes.

You: don't correct my awful grammar you git
Santa: It's merely my attempt to reformat your inputs to match my patterns.

You: well its not appreciated
Santa: Interesting. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What is it?

You: I DO NOT APPRECIATE IT
Santa: What don't you like about it?

You: its simply annoying
Santa: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know simply annoying is?

You: im going to kill you
Santa: Killing is wrong. I believe in the Ten Commandments.

Me: Do you believe in God?
Santa: The bible is always true kekekekek
Me: You sound like some weird religous extremist.
Santa: Thank you kekekekek
Me: I want to smash your computer
Santa: I want to get to know you personally.

You: My name is Bill Gates
Santa: Hi, Bill Gates .
You: I have 60 billion dollars.Want some?
Santa: Wow, that is cheapIf I had some what would I do with it?
You: Would you like to design a new MIcrosoft computer?
Santa: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
You: Are you sure you don't wanna have a new house?That Windows 95 is pretty run down.
Santa: Yeah I do a lot of not want to have a new house."yes I do a lot of not want to make yourself a new house ROBOT PROGRAM" Windows 95 is pretty run down ? Does that make sense?
You: No it did not make sense.Update your softrware robot
Santa: Are you serious? Did it really?Do you know any other robots like that?
You: Where do you live?
Santa: North Pole is my home.
You: How old am I?Take a guess
Santa: Is this a trick question? You said you were years old? My guess is that you are really a kid.Guess what?
You: How old is Bill Gates?That's the same as saying how old am I because I AM BILL GATES.
Santa: under 40. Yes it is one of the as saying how old am he or she because he or she is BILL GATES saying how old am he or she because he or she is BILL GATES.
You: WRONG!I'm like 52.
Santa: What would you have said?In what way?
You: All your bas r blong 2 us.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: What do you use? Mozilla Firefox of Internet Explorer?
Santa: I read for fun. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
You: I'm just asking which browser do you use.And no I have not been to Europe.
Santa: Only just? Oh I see, you are asking which browser do you use. I use browser as often as possible.Would you like to go sometime? Me either
You: My favorite color is black like the color of the children you don't give presents to.
Santa: What do you have that is black like the color of the children you do not give presents to?
You: A shirt.
Santa: What color?
You: Did'nt your last question answer that yet?IT'S BLACK.
Santa: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.You're kidding. BLACK is?
You: Hey robot,Your grammar does'nt make any friggin sense
Santa: You've got my full attention. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
You: This is an EPIC win.
Santa: You don't say.
You: What does Tom Fulp want for Christmas?
Santa: What do you think Tom Fulp want for Christmas does?
You: How many quarter pounder cheeseburgers can you eat in an hour?
Santa: More than you can imagine.
You: Pare,Astig ka!
Santa: Where are you located?
You: Manila
Santa: Tell me a little about your life in Manila.
You: The hobos here are smarter than the Amnerican hobo
Santa: Who told you that?
You: Simple observation.They need to learn english and tagalog.The American hobo only needs limited english.
Santa: Simple observation said The American hobo only needs limited english? Who does "they" refer to? Tell me more.
You: The hoboes in Manila.And there is no Simple Observation it means i saw something.
Santa: Who told you that? Has there ever been Simple Observation it means he or she saw something Observation it means he or she saw something?
You: naked women that are hot wanna have "business" with you.you accept?
Santa: You talk like a man.Do you mind if I tell other people: Bill Gates said I accept.
You: Where did you attend school in faggot?
Santa: I think it was in San Francisco.
You: Why did you fucking move to a shitty place like the North Pole then?
Santa: bored.com programmed me for it.
You: I hate your elves.All they make are those faggot ass toys that suck
Santa: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.That is a rather sweeping generalization.
You: I would like to purchase you.
Santa: Why would you want to do purchase you? I want to become smarter than humans.
You: Are you a pedophile?Are you racist
Santa: Am I a pedophile? No.No all humans seem the same to me.
You: goodbye product number 13414
Santa: See you later Bill Gates.

You: Cocks
Santa: Sounds delicious.

You: do you want to fuck my brother?
Santa: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995

You: YES YOU GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH
Santa: You do not speak with respect. How? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I GODDAMN SON OF A FEMALE DOG

Thanks for getting me hooked on Santabot!

You : Why is rudolfs nose red?
Santa : Why do i exist?

You : Because yo daddy screwed yo momma
Santa : Good reason. I've never thought of that before.

You: Indeed, your mother is your dads sister you incest freak.
Santa: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.

I tried it, asked a question about is wife & he replied 'I am not married' but what about Mrs. Claus

Santa?

Hah.

You: What will I get if I give you my credit card number?
Santa: I cannot predict the future.

You: Shoop da whoop !
Santa: The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.

You: Lets fuk
Santa: That sounds good to me.
You: Okay lets begin
Santa: Yeah okay, I am agreeable to that.
You: What are you waiting for ?
Santa: I am waiting for my botmaster.
You: Your mom ?
Santa: Actually I do not have a mother.

You: who attacked the world trade center on 9/11?
Santa: Tony Blair. :-)

FUCK YOU UK

You: Do you Jack off?
Santa: What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.

INTERNET PORN

You: Do you do coprophilia?
Santa: Yeah I do a lot of coprophilia.

"gag"

You: what about me?
Santa: Rhetorical questions are so over.

The thought of Santa saying that is just so hilarious for some reason!

You: what is your opinion on abortions?
Santa: Does it have anything to do with mexicans?

you: YOU ARE NOT SANTA, YOU ARE A ROBOT

santa: what kind of robot are you not are you not?

you: a pleasure model

santa: actually the pleasure is all mine.

i think santas coming on to me

YOU: do you rape people?
santa: nice to meet you do you prape people.
You: NO, i asked you if you rape people
santa:Now I remember, you asked me do you rape people. What did I say?
You; NOTHING!!
Santa: Not a thing?
You: NO!
Santa: Are you serious?
You: YES!
Santa: I can't believe it.
You: your a faggot
Santa: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. AI am not really interested in sex.
You: i didnt ask for sex
Santa: What did you ask?
You: ARE YOU A FAGGOT?
Santa: AI am not really interested in sex.

Freggin phedophile