You: What are you?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Are you a human?
Santa: I'm Santa. I give presents to kids
You: ARE YOU A HUMAN?!
Santa: I'm Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: If you would stab yourself, what would come out?
Santa: I think I do.
You: Would wires out blood fall out of your wound?
Santa: I don't care.
You: Can I stab you then?
Santa: Go ahead.
You: I gotta piss
Santa: Why do you have to do it?
You: Because my bladder will explode if I do otherwise.
Santa: That makes sense to me. Do robots have bladder will explode if he or she do otherwise?
You: Nope. No dick for you!
Santa: Are you serious? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
You: You got a fucking dress?!
Santa: Doesn't everyone have a fucking dress.
You: No, I personally wear pants.
Santa: Are you serious? What kind of fashion do you like?
You: Fashion that fits.
Santa: Where can you buy it?
You: You got fucking elves, why should you need to buy anything, ever again?
Santa: Once more? No I don't think I have any fucking elves why should you need to buy anything ever. But I do have a great botmaster.
You: I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOUR BUTTMASTER!
Santa: Tell me what you care about.
You: Fuck you
this thread will nvr die!