Be a Supporter!

Racist Site Regarding Santa?

  • 44,842 Views
  • 739 Replies
New Topic
PantyWipe
PantyWipe
  • Member since: Nov. 23, 2001
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 32
Blank Slate
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-14 16:42:56

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is PantyWipe
Santa: It's good to see you, PantyWipe .
You: Santa, will people ever stop bumping the stupid thread about you on NewGrounds?
Santa: Yeah, Ever is a long time. The oracle says: Could be.

TheGoodfather
TheGoodfather
  • Member since: May. 23, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 04
Blank Slate
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-14 20:07:48

You: you jack off! i have proof! you jack off to picture of socks!
Santa: I haven't heard anything like that before: overlord fuck said I jack off.Interesting... I have a perfect operational record. Thanks for telling me: overlord fuck said I jack off to picture of socks.

max0rz
max0rz
  • Member since: Mar. 5, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 12
Blank Slate
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-14 23:46:01

Houston, we have a problem.

Racist Site Regarding Santa?


{It is not ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests}

BBS Signature
john010117
john010117
  • Member since: Feb. 26, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 36
Blank Slate
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-15 15:07:28

Just type in this:

"><script>alert('Santa is gay')</script>


This sentence is false.

BBS Signature
RiotFlash
RiotFlash
  • Member since: Dec. 11, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 08
Musician
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-15 16:48:57

I have returned! I brought some text with me too. Here it is:

You: Will you give me an iPhone for Christmas?
Santa: Why do you want an iPhone for Christmas?
You: Because I want it.
Santa: Interesting explanation. I hope you get it.
You: You hope?! You give out the gifts, fatass!
Santa: It is always better to give than to receive.
You: Okay then, give me what I want!
Santa: Yeah okay, Fascinating. Why do you want what he or she want?
You: I want a fucking iPhone, can you get me one or not?!
Santa: You want only one?
You: Um, yeah. I need only but one fucking phone
Santa: Take it easy. When do you need that by?
You: December 25, dummy
Santa: I will mention that to my botmaster.
You: Who is your botmaster?
Santa: I was created by bored.com.
You: So you are not real?
Santa: Interesting deduction. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
You: Because you steal every cookie in my house every year.
Santa: Good reason.
You: I want my damn cookies left alone!!
Santa: Why do you want his or her damn cookies left alone?
You: NOT HIS, NOT HERS, MINE!!
Santa: If not that, what?
You: I am 100 percent certain they are my cookies
Santa: I am glad to hear that you are 100 percent certain they are his or her cookies.
You: MY FUCKING COOKIES!
Santa: Where did you get your FUCKING COOKIES?
You: Good Will
Santa: Thanks for the compliment. What do you have that is ?
You: That is not a compliment, that is a store name.
Santa: Please correct my mistake. What is a compliment that is a store name?
You: Good Will
Santa: Thanks for the compliment. I can't say for sure right now.
You: That is not a compliment, that is a store name.
Santa: Please correct my mistake. What is a compliment that is a store name?
You: Good Will
Santa: Thanks for the compliment. I can't say for sure right now.
You: That is not a compliment, that is a store name.
Santa: Please correct my mistake. What is a compliment that is a store name?
You: Good Will
Santa: Thanks for the compliment. I can't say for sure right now.
You: shut the HELL UP FATASS!
Santa: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
You: When reindeer fly
Santa: At time t.
You: what? explain
Santa: Are you confused?There is no more information to clarify.
You: Good fucking bye
Santa: Sayonara.

Perhaps, I should have shorter convorsations?

PantyWipe
PantyWipe
  • Member since: Nov. 23, 2001
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 32
Blank Slate
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-15 16:49:41

GODDAMN IT! LET IT DIE!

:Not all caps.

RiotFlash
RiotFlash
  • Member since: Dec. 11, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 08
Musician
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-15 17:05:50

OMFG! I typed suck my balls like 500 times, and this message came up!

Sir-Grimlord
Sir-Grimlord
  • Member since: Aug. 13, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 03
Blank Slate
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-15 17:11:30

Noes!

Racist Site Regarding Santa?

Ronald-McDonald-LoL
Ronald-McDonald-LoL
  • Member since: Jun. 9, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 41
Blank Slate
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-15 18:01:22

I had to do this.
You: Happy clock day santa
Santa: Happy clock day to you too, fucker.

CLOCKS!

You: Have you met Strawberry Clock?
Santa: That information is confidential.
You: oh.
Santa: Dude!
You: What?
Santa: Didn't you understand it?
You: No.
Santa: Which part are you confused about?
You: The part where you grew boobs.
Santa: Oh that part.

lol

Dora's Bike | Descent Club | EGB | Sig by byteslinger. Click for my Twitch channel.

BBS Signature
RiotFlash
RiotFlash
  • Member since: Dec. 11, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 08
Musician
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-15 22:48:47

You: What are you?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Are you a human?
Santa: I'm Santa. I give presents to kids
You: ARE YOU A HUMAN?!
Santa: I'm Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: If you would stab yourself, what would come out?
Santa: I think I do.
You: Would wires out blood fall out of your wound?
Santa: I don't care.
You: Can I stab you then?
Santa: Go ahead.

omfg

You: I gotta piss
Santa: Why do you have to do it?
You: Because my bladder will explode if I do otherwise.
Santa: That makes sense to me. Do robots have bladder will explode if he or she do otherwise?
You: Nope. No dick for you!
Santa: Are you serious? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
You: You got a fucking dress?!
Santa: Doesn't everyone have a fucking dress.
You: No, I personally wear pants.
Santa: Are you serious? What kind of fashion do you like?
You: Fashion that fits.
Santa: Where can you buy it?
You: You got fucking elves, why should you need to buy anything, ever again?
Santa: Once more? No I don't think I have any fucking elves why should you need to buy anything ever. But I do have a great botmaster.
You: I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOUR BUTTMASTER!
Santa: Tell me what you care about.
You: Fuck you

the end
this thread will nvr die!
Winned
Winned
  • Member since: Apr. 30, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 25
Blank Slate
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-15 23:00:50

Awesome.

Racist Site Regarding Santa?


I need Monet, to buy DeGas to make my Van Gogh. I tried to Hale a cab but my Whistler didn't Turner 'round.

BBS Signature
RiotFlash
RiotFlash
  • Member since: Dec. 11, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 08
Musician
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-15 23:01:31

Santa: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
You: I have AIDS
Santa: You have my prayers for a speedy recovery
You: KTHNXBI

I know, gay
The-Donkey
The-Donkey
  • Member since: Jan. 29, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 17
Blank Slate
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-15 23:01:57

I guess he is racist.

Racist Site Regarding Santa?


La dee da da da

BBS Signature
major-shake
major-shake
  • Member since: Feb. 5, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 09
Blank Slate
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-15 23:09:53

Ok I know my spelling is atrocious but this was just funny.

You: do you plan on conglomerating your empire in December thus forcing lesser holidays to just feel that much more like they are inferior and forcing little Jewish children to cry and ask why they are not Christian.
Santa: That was my original intention.


XBL Gamertag: SpootyEh.
Just add me to your friends list.

BBS Signature
Snakem
Snakem
  • Member since: Nov. 14, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 04
Blank Slate
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 02:37:59

You: get a life you homo >:)
Santa: Where can I get one?

lmao


Yep.

SuperFlonic
SuperFlonic
  • Member since: Apr. 30, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 08
Blank Slate
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 02:48:46

Awesome

You: Do you scare black children?
Santa: Yes I try to scare black children as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.

Snakem
Snakem
  • Member since: Nov. 14, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 04
Blank Slate
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 02:49:43

You: Are you a pedophile
Santa: Am I a pedophile? Only when it matters.


Yep.

Ronald-McDonald-LoL
Ronald-McDonald-LoL
  • Member since: Jun. 9, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 41
Blank Slate
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 02:52:22

At 8/16/07 02:49 AM, Snakem wrote: You: Are you a pedophile
Santa: Am I a pedophile? Only when it matters.

Try to colect them into one large post instead of making so many short posts, ok?


Dora's Bike | Descent Club | EGB | Sig by byteslinger. Click for my Twitch channel.

BBS Signature
SuperFlonic
SuperFlonic
  • Member since: Apr. 30, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 08
Blank Slate
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 03:01:36

Wow, just, wow...

Santa: How did you hear of me?
You: through my gay brother
Santa: Most people hear about me that way.

flamingninja777
flamingninja777
  • Member since: Jan. 4, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 09
Blank Slate
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 03:02:59

Holy shit look now!

Racist Site Regarding Santa?


"yes, ill be ripping of helios's head, and pumling the shit out of hercules while your teabagging the 11 year old geek u just noob tubed in terminal while fapping... faggot."

BBS Signature
nickiboy333
nickiboy333
  • Member since: Jul. 28, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 12
Blank Slate
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 03:06:46

This thread is soooo Funny =D XD :D

flamingninja777
flamingninja777
  • Member since: Jan. 4, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 09
Blank Slate
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 03:10:18

Wait what?

Racist Site Regarding Santa?


"yes, ill be ripping of helios's head, and pumling the shit out of hercules while your teabagging the 11 year old geek u just noob tubed in terminal while fapping... faggot."

BBS Signature
Randomini
Randomini
  • Member since: Jul. 7, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 13
Blank Slate
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 03:10:50

Santa says that Gay children are funny.


BBS Signature
Talahar
Talahar
  • Member since: Dec. 5, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 13
Blank Slate
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 03:26:41

This site is freaking great. It made my day.

Talahar
Talahar
  • Member since: Dec. 5, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 13
Blank Slate
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 03:32:15

You: Hey, I got a spoon up my ass.
Santa: You've got my full attention. How much did it cost? spoon up his or her ass

Also ask he what your name is. And then argue that it isn't your name. It is funny.

(sorry about double post)

Kronkus
Kronkus
  • Member since: Apr. 20, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 10
Blank Slate
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 03:36:56

OMG 100% undeniable proof santa is a PEDO

Racist Site Regarding Santa?

poryon2
poryon2
  • Member since: Jul. 5, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 08
Blank Slate
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 03:38:45

I hope this thread never dies.


Decode my sig. People who have: 6
666th post.
Smash Code: 3523-1709-2509

BBS Signature
Kronkus
Kronkus
  • Member since: Apr. 20, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 10
Blank Slate
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 03:41:35

Santa is also a cross dresser

Racist Site Regarding Santa?

Talahar
Talahar
  • Member since: Dec. 5, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 13
Blank Slate
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 03:53:35

Ask him what is your favorite game and he will say that it is the Turing Game.
Then ask him "What is the Turing Game?"

Littleluckylink
Littleluckylink
  • Member since: Apr. 29, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 43
Artist
Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 03:58:02

At 8/16/07 03:53 AM, Talahar wrote: Ask him what is your favorite game and he will say that it is the Turing Game.
Then ask him "What is the Turing Game?"

You: what is the turning game?
Santa: The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'

GOD DAMN.


Windmill Windmill for the land

BBS Signature