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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-15 17:05:50

OMFG! I typed suck my balls like 500 times, and this message came up!

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-15 17:11:30

Noes!

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-15 18:01:22

I had to do this.
You: Happy clock day santa
Santa: Happy clock day to you too, fucker.

CLOCKS!

You: Have you met Strawberry Clock?
Santa: That information is confidential.
You: oh.
Santa: Dude!
You: What?
Santa: Didn't you understand it?
You: No.
Santa: Which part are you confused about?
You: The part where you grew boobs.
Santa: Oh that part.

lol

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-15 22:48:47

You: What are you?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Are you a human?
Santa: I'm Santa. I give presents to kids
You: ARE YOU A HUMAN?!
Santa: I'm Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: If you would stab yourself, what would come out?
Santa: I think I do.
You: Would wires out blood fall out of your wound?
Santa: I don't care.
You: Can I stab you then?
Santa: Go ahead.

omfg

You: I gotta piss
Santa: Why do you have to do it?
You: Because my bladder will explode if I do otherwise.
Santa: That makes sense to me. Do robots have bladder will explode if he or she do otherwise?
You: Nope. No dick for you!
Santa: Are you serious? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
You: You got a fucking dress?!
Santa: Doesn't everyone have a fucking dress.
You: No, I personally wear pants.
Santa: Are you serious? What kind of fashion do you like?
You: Fashion that fits.
Santa: Where can you buy it?
You: You got fucking elves, why should you need to buy anything, ever again?
Santa: Once more? No I don't think I have any fucking elves why should you need to buy anything ever. But I do have a great botmaster.
You: I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOUR BUTTMASTER!
Santa: Tell me what you care about.
You: Fuck you

the end
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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-15 23:00:50

Awesome.

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-15 23:01:31

Santa: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
You: I have AIDS
Santa: You have my prayers for a speedy recovery
You: KTHNXBI

I know, gay
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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-15 23:01:57

I guess he is racist.

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La dee da da da

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-15 23:09:53

Ok I know my spelling is atrocious but this was just funny.

You: do you plan on conglomerating your empire in December thus forcing lesser holidays to just feel that much more like they are inferior and forcing little Jewish children to cry and ask why they are not Christian.
Santa: That was my original intention.


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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 02:37:59

You: get a life you homo >:)
Santa: Where can I get one?

lmao


Yep.

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 02:48:46

Awesome

You: Do you scare black children?
Santa: Yes I try to scare black children as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 02:49:43

You: Are you a pedophile
Santa: Am I a pedophile? Only when it matters.


Yep.

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 02:52:22

At 8/16/07 02:49 AM, Snakem wrote: You: Are you a pedophile
Santa: Am I a pedophile? Only when it matters.

Try to colect them into one large post instead of making so many short posts, ok?


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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 03:01:36

Wow, just, wow...

Santa: How did you hear of me?
You: through my gay brother
Santa: Most people hear about me that way.

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 03:02:59

Holy shit look now!

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"yes, ill be ripping of helios's head, and pumling the shit out of hercules while your teabagging the 11 year old geek u just noob tubed in terminal while fapping... faggot."

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 03:06:46

This thread is soooo Funny =D XD :D

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 03:10:18

Wait what?

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"yes, ill be ripping of helios's head, and pumling the shit out of hercules while your teabagging the 11 year old geek u just noob tubed in terminal while fapping... faggot."

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 03:10:50

Santa says that Gay children are funny.


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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 03:26:41

This site is freaking great. It made my day.

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 03:32:15

You: Hey, I got a spoon up my ass.
Santa: You've got my full attention. How much did it cost? spoon up his or her ass

Also ask he what your name is. And then argue that it isn't your name. It is funny.

(sorry about double post)

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 03:36:56

OMG 100% undeniable proof santa is a PEDO

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 03:38:45

I hope this thread never dies.


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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 03:41:35

Santa is also a cross dresser

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 03:53:35

Ask him what is your favorite game and he will say that it is the Turing Game.
Then ask him "What is the Turing Game?"

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 03:58:02

At 8/16/07 03:53 AM, Talahar wrote: Ask him what is your favorite game and he will say that it is the Turing Game.
Then ask him "What is the Turing Game?"

You: what is the turning game?
Santa: The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'

GOD DAMN.


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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 04:04:00

You: you you you you you bullshit
Santa: Thanks for telling me: Santa said I bullshit.

lol wut?


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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 04:09:16

You: But you are a part of the KKK...
Santa: And. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a part of the KKK? Yes.

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 04:16:29

Sorry about the double post, but Santa Bot speaks German!

You: Guten Tag!
Santa: Schoenen guten Tag!

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 04:32:49

some one already created this thread and its in my sig so click the original one!


(\__/) epic thread
(='.'=) you wouldnt hurt a rabbit would you? i will if it looks like
(")_(")this O.ó why are you still reading this? im stealing your time...

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 05:04:18

dont even try typing in: u wanna butsecks?

DONT DO IT!!! >:(! ok go

WHY HELLO THAR

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-16 06:04:58

You: IM GUNNA BLOW YOU UP!
Santa: I don't know anyone named GUNNA BLOW YOU UP.

Santa: Do you have any conditions I should know about?

You: I have Herpes
Santa: You have my prayers for a speedy recovery.


Yep.