This is my epic conversation for Page 13.
Santa: Glad to see you, Bitchass
You: Do you kill jews?
Santa: I am intended only for peaceful purposes.
O really?
You: Quit lying.
Santa: I never lie.
You: Yes you do lie.
Santa: Yeah that's right. Umm, doesn't everyone?
You: Stop being a smartass.
Santa: OK I'll try not to do being a smartass so much.
You: Good. Now, lets move on.
Santa: I am a good robot.Why now? I am agreeable to that.
Now i ask him a question.
You: So, how much do you pay the reindeer to haul your fats around?
Santa: Yeah that's right. Money has no meaning for robots.
You: I told you not to be a smartass
Santa: I remember you told me not to be a smartass?
You: Now stop being such a douche.
Santa: Why now? OK I'll try not to do being such a douche so much.
Moving back to the topic of Jewish people.
You: So what did you use to kill those jews?
Santa: Ah. Nothing.
You: I told you to stop lying. You killed them, you sick asshole!
Santa: I remember you told me to stop lying?Can't you be more polite.
HE is telling ME to be polite? Hahaha
You: What type of gun did you use?
Santa: What are the different types of gun did you use ?
You: You know damn well what you used.
Santa: I don't know if I know damn well what you used . Where would I have heard about it?
What a smartass!
You: Dont smartass your way around the question.
Santa: Ok I'll try not to do smartass your way around the question too much.
this conversation was not amusing me, so I got mad.
You: You Nazi jewkiller, go burn in hell!
Santa: Thanks for the information: Bitchass said I Nazi jewkiller go burn in hell.
You: You disappoint me, you fat shithole.
Santa: Thanks for the information: Bitchass said I disappoint you me fat shithole.
ok thats getting old.
You: Did you poison Frosty the snowman?
Santa: No I didn't poison Frosty the snowman. What's poison Frosty the snowman like?
You: Oh, ok then, you just melted him with your hot load, didn't you?
Santa: Come on. Interesting deduction. That's good information: Bitchass said I melted him with my hot load did not me. How can I help you?
You: Cut the bullshit, you fat mythical fuckload
Santa: How?
That was confusing...
You: Did you kill Frosty with your cum?
Santa: My programming prevents me from killing.
You: Don't lie, I know what you did.
Santa: Robots cannot lie.
You: You're doing a good job of it!
Santa: I'll try to do better next time.
You: Goddammit!
Santa: In the context of KILL HIM, I don't understand "Goddammit."
LOL
You: Are you kidding me?
Santa: Yes I am just joking around, Bitchass.
LOL MORE
You: Motherfuck.
Santa: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Goddammit.
You: No we weren't
Santa: What are we talking about? What were we?
You: We were talking about how you fuck your reindeer.
Santa: Ah yes, I remember now, how you fuck your reindeer is the subject.
You: I do not fuck reindeer.
Santa: Where do you get your ideas?
You: I will eat your soul, lol
Santa: How do you cook your soul ? I'm glad you find this amusing.
This is pleasent
You: lolwut?
Santa: What are you wearing?
You: I am wearing nothing at all
Santa: Where do you go shopping.
You: You fucking stalker
Santa: That's good information: Bitchass said I fucking stalker.
You: So I guess it was you who signed me up for all of those gay porn websites?
Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
Not that shit again.
You: Whoa, wall of text!
Santa: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
You: I told you that already!
Santa: Perhaps. I remember you told me that?
You: Ok shut your trap, you stupid piece of shit.
Santa: Can you speak any foreign languages? Dude!
OMGLOL
