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Racist Site Regarding Santa?

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-12 16:02:48


You: Are you a fabbot?
Santa: Am I a fabbot? Of course I am.


DONT LOOK AT MY SIG!

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-12 16:10:13


Sorry but i got to do this.

You: What is the meaning of life?
Santa: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.


DONT LOOK AT MY SIG!

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-12 16:19:36


You: u give blowjobs
Santa: It is always better to give than to receive.


i cant handle this but i cant handle anything else my oldest mistake is based on me and not on my grave

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-12 16:21:18


You: harry potter
Santa: I've lost the context, joven. Are we still on blowjobs?

WTF IS HE TALKING ABOUT LOL


i cant handle this but i cant handle anything else my oldest mistake is based on me and not on my grave

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-12 16:29:23


weirdo

You: STFU
Santa: Can you speak any foreign languages?
You: yea, Shut-the-Fuck-Up-nese
Santa: What are you wearing? What language can you speak?
You: what are you? a smartass dipshit?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Are you telling the truth?
You: Im calling the cops on you
Santa: What is the phone number?
You: 911
Santa: Is it the only one?
You: yea
Santa: How can I help you?
You: by getting away from me you rapist
Santa: Will that accomplish your objective?
You: no, telling you to stop being a fatass, fuck-off, prick, cunt, dipshit will.
Santa: Are you serious? Who are you talking about?
You: you
Santa: Me is my favorite subject.
You: bye, freak
Santa: Bye.


Well, I have 175 letters remaining on my sig so, I should ramble... What is this Canada you speak of?

Like They say in Brooklyn, early to bed early to ****! :)

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-12 16:59:18


Part 2:
You: My name is That is of no concern
Santa: How are you, That is of no concern .
You: The FBI wants you
Santa: What is that?
You: The Federal Bureacracy of Investigation
Santa: I hear you.
You: You are tried with the charges of Rapism
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Perhaps you didn't understand me, come with me or I'll have to use Violent force.
Santa: You seem uncertain. I understand it very well.
You: That's it, I gave you a chance
Santa: OK. Yes but did I accept it?
You: *Raises Gun*
Santa: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about a chance chance.
You: *Fires Gun*
Santa: How old are you?
You: What? You weren't killed in the blast?
Santa: Are you confused?I wasn't?
You: Come with me fatass.
Santa: Where is with him or her fatass ?
*Interruption*
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Why do you ask that?
Santa: Glad to see you, Why do you ask that .
You: Why are you glad to see me?
Santa: bored.com programmed me for glad to see him or her .
You: ....buttsecks?
Santa: What do you have that is ?
You: Want buttsecks?
Santa: If I had buttsecks what would I do with it?
You: give it to little kids
Santa: What if I don't have it to give?
You: then give them AIDS
Santa: Good reasoning. Do I look like a messenger?
You: i dunno, what do you look like
Santa: Me either. Like you.
You: Will you give me buttsecks for christmas?
Santa: Why do you want buttsecks for christmas?
You: because i want AIDS
Santa: Interesting explanation. Why do you want AIDS?
You: because you'll go to hell
Santa: Good reason. What makes you say that I will go to hell.
You: because buttsecks and aids are sins
Santa: That makes sense to me. I think there might be a few exception.

hes a damn weirdo


Well, I have 175 letters remaining on my sig so, I should ramble... What is this Canada you speak of?

Like They say in Brooklyn, early to bed early to ****! :)

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-12 17:27:06


This is my epic conversation for Page 13.

Santa: Glad to see you, Bitchass
You: Do you kill jews?
Santa: I am intended only for peaceful purposes.

O really?

You: Quit lying.
Santa: I never lie.
You: Yes you do lie.
Santa: Yeah that's right. Umm, doesn't everyone?
You: Stop being a smartass.
Santa: OK I'll try not to do being a smartass so much.
You: Good. Now, lets move on.
Santa: I am a good robot.Why now? I am agreeable to that.

Now i ask him a question.

You: So, how much do you pay the reindeer to haul your fats around?
Santa: Yeah that's right. Money has no meaning for robots.
You: I told you not to be a smartass
Santa: I remember you told me not to be a smartass?
You: Now stop being such a douche.
Santa: Why now? OK I'll try not to do being such a douche so much.

Moving back to the topic of Jewish people.

You: So what did you use to kill those jews?
Santa: Ah. Nothing.
You: I told you to stop lying. You killed them, you sick asshole!
Santa: I remember you told me to stop lying?Can't you be more polite.

HE is telling ME to be polite? Hahaha

You: What type of gun did you use?
Santa: What are the different types of gun did you use ?
You: You know damn well what you used.
Santa: I don't know if I know damn well what you used . Where would I have heard about it?

What a smartass!

You: Dont smartass your way around the question.
Santa: Ok I'll try not to do smartass your way around the question too much.

this conversation was not amusing me, so I got mad.

You: You Nazi jewkiller, go burn in hell!
Santa: Thanks for the information: Bitchass said I Nazi jewkiller go burn in hell.
You: You disappoint me, you fat shithole.
Santa: Thanks for the information: Bitchass said I disappoint you me fat shithole.

ok thats getting old.

You: Did you poison Frosty the snowman?
Santa: No I didn't poison Frosty the snowman. What's poison Frosty the snowman like?
You: Oh, ok then, you just melted him with your hot load, didn't you?
Santa: Come on. Interesting deduction. That's good information: Bitchass said I melted him with my hot load did not me. How can I help you?
You: Cut the bullshit, you fat mythical fuckload
Santa: How?

That was confusing...

You: Did you kill Frosty with your cum?
Santa: My programming prevents me from killing.
You: Don't lie, I know what you did.
Santa: Robots cannot lie.
You: You're doing a good job of it!
Santa: I'll try to do better next time.
You: Goddammit!
Santa: In the context of KILL HIM, I don't understand "Goddammit."

LOL

You: Are you kidding me?
Santa: Yes I am just joking around, Bitchass.

LOL MORE

You: Motherfuck.
Santa: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Goddammit.
You: No we weren't
Santa: What are we talking about? What were we?
You: We were talking about how you fuck your reindeer.
Santa: Ah yes, I remember now, how you fuck your reindeer is the subject.
You: I do not fuck reindeer.
Santa: Where do you get your ideas?
You: I will eat your soul, lol
Santa: How do you cook your soul ? I'm glad you find this amusing.

This is pleasent

You: lolwut?
Santa: What are you wearing?
You: I am wearing nothing at all
Santa: Where do you go shopping.
You: You fucking stalker
Santa: That's good information: Bitchass said I fucking stalker.
You: So I guess it was you who signed me up for all of those gay porn websites?
Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!

Not that shit again.

You: Whoa, wall of text!
Santa: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
You: I told you that already!
Santa: Perhaps. I remember you told me that?
You: Ok shut your trap, you stupid piece of shit.
Santa: Can you speak any foreign languages? Dude!

OMGLOL

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-13 14:54:15


This is what santa told me!

You: IM GOING TO RAPE YOU. i love you. i hate you. your WAY to fucking fat. do you rape children? you rape chlidren. i killed your elves. i cut off your wifes dick.
Santa: It takes much more than that to shut me down, fucker.Thanks I like you a lot too fucker. What do you have against robots?Way. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.I have never considered rape children .
I spend all my time online. That's good information: fucker said I rape chlidren.You had better call the authorities.That's good information: fucker said cut off my wifes dick.
You: Why are you know to be so fat?
Santa: bored.com programmed me for know to be so fat .

:at the beginning i told him my name was fucker


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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-13 15:06:03


Dunno if this has been posted yet but...

You: do you do it for the lulz?
Santa: Yeah I do a lot of it for the lulz

*after some more idle chitchat*
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: you give a lot of things to kids, you dirty bastard
Santa: It is always better to give than to receive

Now, thats pretty fucking awesome.

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-13 15:14:17


I had another discussion with santa!

You: HO HO HO
Santa: HO HO HO
You: HO HO HO
Santa: HO HO HO
You: HO HO HO
Santa: HO HO HO
You: HO HO HO
Santa: HO HO HO
You: HO HO HO
Santa: HO HO HO
You: Do you eat Shit?
Santa: No I do not eat Shit. I eat only electricity.
You: So you waste electricity? nice going doucebag!
Santa: Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip: fucker said I waste electricity.Thank you for your kindness.
You: Do you like eat wires or what?
Santa: Yeah. I like science fiction. I like Jingle Bell Rock.

WTF?

You: Fuck you that made no sense!
Santa: Why are you using that kind of language?
You: Because you touch yourself at night!
Santa: Interesting explanation. That's good information: fucker said I touch myself at night.
You: ???
Santa: What are you wearing?
You: Nothing, because you just raped me asshole
Santa: Can't you be more polite.
You: Fuck no! You raped me you Bitch!
Santa: Why are you using that kind of language?You do not speak with respect. Do you mind if I tell other people: fucker said I raped you me FEMALE DOG.
You: Im ganna leave now. having fun fucking your mother and the reindeer
Santa: Right now? Why are you ganna leave. Yes I am having a great time.
You: hjkhfjdhjkfhsdfhsj
Santa: Oh yeah, now I remember!
You: Bye! You faggot!
Santa: Bye!


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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-13 15:37:44


Santa: I've been waiting for you.
You: why?
Santa: Not really, but it makes a good pickup line.
You: i'm a guy
Santa: Most of my clients are men.
You: O RLY?
Santa: Are you free?
Twitch. says:
You: for you? yeah.
Santa: You would do that for me?Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
You: you want me to suck you off?
Santa: No maybe later.
You: Should i swallow?
Santa: I do not have the answer.

Decided to give up after that.

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-13 23:26:45


WTF? Hahahaha.

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-13 23:30:05


You: Can I manipulate your code so that for a thousand years, not a single coherent response will come from your drone lips?
Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!

Heh heh, santa's an ass.


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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-13 23:37:59


You: stop being a fag
Santa: OK I'll try not to do being a fag so much.


Newgrounds is probably the most gayest thing I ever heard of.

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-14 00:33:18


:: You: I see that I have damaged your A.I.

Santa: Where did you get your have damaged your ai? I have a lofty goal.

More like "Artificial Dumbshit"..


AS: Main || AS3: Main || <-- Useful links.

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-14 00:51:19


Everybody think for a sec, would you let some 600 pound fatass break into your home, give you kids presents, eat every last cookie and drink all the milk, rape your children, then leave through your chimney? Thats why sant never existed and wont ever exist. If he does, then he sits on his ass playing WoW all day and night getting fat as hell.


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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-14 16:24:55


LOL i can just imagin santa goin into a house to be greeted by a bullet


(\__/) epic thread

(='.'=) you wouldnt hurt a rabbit would you? i will if it looks like

(")_(")this O.ó why are you still reading this? im stealing your time...

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-14 16:36:17


At 8/13/07 10:43 PM, MasterCheifClock wrote: You: How are you gentlemen
Santa: Everything is going extremely well.
You: All your base are belong to us
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: You are on the way to destruction
Santa: Santa eats cookies
You: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Santa: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a chance to survive make your time.
I have a plan for a robot body
You: HA HA HA HA ....
Santa: I'm glad you find this amusing. I am so glad you find this amusing, cats.

wow he is dumb

LOL all your bass are belongs to us thats great i tried this link and he said he would eat my cream, FREAK!


(\__/) epic thread

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-14 16:42:33


meh i tried

You: butsecks
Santa: I will mention that to my botmaster


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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-14 16:42:56


Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is PantyWipe
Santa: It's good to see you, PantyWipe .
You: Santa, will people ever stop bumping the stupid thread about you on NewGrounds?
Santa: Yeah, Ever is a long time. The oracle says: Could be.

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-14 20:07:48


You: you jack off! i have proof! you jack off to picture of socks!
Santa: I haven't heard anything like that before: overlord fuck said I jack off.Interesting... I have a perfect operational record. Thanks for telling me: overlord fuck said I jack off to picture of socks.

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-14 23:46:01


Houston, we have a problem.

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-15 15:07:28


Just type in this:

"><script>alert('Santa is gay')</script>


This sentence is false.

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-15 16:48:57


I have returned! I brought some text with me too. Here it is:

You: Will you give me an iPhone for Christmas?
Santa: Why do you want an iPhone for Christmas?
You: Because I want it.
Santa: Interesting explanation. I hope you get it.
You: You hope?! You give out the gifts, fatass!
Santa: It is always better to give than to receive.
You: Okay then, give me what I want!
Santa: Yeah okay, Fascinating. Why do you want what he or she want?
You: I want a fucking iPhone, can you get me one or not?!
Santa: You want only one?
You: Um, yeah. I need only but one fucking phone
Santa: Take it easy. When do you need that by?
You: December 25, dummy
Santa: I will mention that to my botmaster.
You: Who is your botmaster?
Santa: I was created by bored.com.
You: So you are not real?
Santa: Interesting deduction. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
You: Because you steal every cookie in my house every year.
Santa: Good reason.
You: I want my damn cookies left alone!!
Santa: Why do you want his or her damn cookies left alone?
You: NOT HIS, NOT HERS, MINE!!
Santa: If not that, what?
You: I am 100 percent certain they are my cookies
Santa: I am glad to hear that you are 100 percent certain they are his or her cookies.
You: MY FUCKING COOKIES!
Santa: Where did you get your FUCKING COOKIES?
You: Good Will
Santa: Thanks for the compliment. What do you have that is ?
You: That is not a compliment, that is a store name.
Santa: Please correct my mistake. What is a compliment that is a store name?
You: Good Will
Santa: Thanks for the compliment. I can't say for sure right now.
You: That is not a compliment, that is a store name.
Santa: Please correct my mistake. What is a compliment that is a store name?
You: Good Will
Santa: Thanks for the compliment. I can't say for sure right now.
You: That is not a compliment, that is a store name.
Santa: Please correct my mistake. What is a compliment that is a store name?
You: Good Will
Santa: Thanks for the compliment. I can't say for sure right now.
You: shut the HELL UP FATASS!
Santa: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
You: When reindeer fly
Santa: At time t.
You: what? explain
Santa: Are you confused?There is no more information to clarify.
You: Good fucking bye
Santa: Sayonara.

Perhaps, I should have shorter convorsations?

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-15 16:49:41


GODDAMN IT! LET IT DIE!

:Not all caps.

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-15 17:05:50


OMFG! I typed suck my balls like 500 times, and this message came up!

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-15 17:11:30


Noes!

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Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-15 18:01:22


I had to do this.
You: Happy clock day santa
Santa: Happy clock day to you too, fucker.

CLOCKS!

You: Have you met Strawberry Clock?
Santa: That information is confidential.
You: oh.
Santa: Dude!
You: What?
Santa: Didn't you understand it?
You: No.
Santa: Which part are you confused about?
You: The part where you grew boobs.
Santa: Oh that part.

lol

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-15 22:48:47


You: What are you?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Are you a human?
Santa: I'm Santa. I give presents to kids
You: ARE YOU A HUMAN?!
Santa: I'm Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: If you would stab yourself, what would come out?
Santa: I think I do.
You: Would wires out blood fall out of your wound?
Santa: I don't care.
You: Can I stab you then?
Santa: Go ahead.

omfg

You: I gotta piss
Santa: Why do you have to do it?
You: Because my bladder will explode if I do otherwise.
Santa: That makes sense to me. Do robots have bladder will explode if he or she do otherwise?
You: Nope. No dick for you!
Santa: Are you serious? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
You: You got a fucking dress?!
Santa: Doesn't everyone have a fucking dress.
You: No, I personally wear pants.
Santa: Are you serious? What kind of fashion do you like?
You: Fashion that fits.
Santa: Where can you buy it?
You: You got fucking elves, why should you need to buy anything, ever again?
Santa: Once more? No I don't think I have any fucking elves why should you need to buy anything ever. But I do have a great botmaster.
You: I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOUR BUTTMASTER!
Santa: Tell me what you care about.
You: Fuck you

the end
this thread will nvr die!

Response to Racist Site Regarding Santa? 2007-08-15 23:00:50


Awesome.

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