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Secret Service - Warning to all!

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Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 08:54:50


At 5/24/07 08:51 AM, WilliWowza wrote:
At 5/24/07 08:49 AM, TacoFreak wrote: Like a give a fucking crap I live in Poland and I think the president of USA of a fag.
I've got two plane tickets to the States, wanna go there and splatter his brains all over the walls?

hey if secret service guys come and interview you for writing that, can u take some pictures or something? i want to know if they really do wear sunnies all the time :O


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Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 08:56:27


At 5/24/07 08:54 AM, Arturus wrote: hey if secret service guys come and interview you for writing that, can u take some pictures or something? i want to know if they really do wear sunnies all the time :O

of course they do. that's why they keep bumping into stuff at night.

Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 08:58:34


At 5/24/07 08:52 AM, XChainsawX wrote:
At 5/24/07 08:49 AM, TacoFreak wrote: Like a give a fucking crap I live in Poland and I think the president of USA of a fag.
wow, that makes me feel like making a "flame bush" thread for non-americans only.

uno thats not a bad idea....its not really that good either...but yeh :)


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Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 09:05:52


I am afraid of big guys in black suits questioning me. D:

Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 09:11:09


!hy the fuck do you think I care?!

Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 09:11:19


Thanks for the heads up wade.


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Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 09:13:32


At 5/24/07 09:08 AM, TacoFreak wrote:
At 5/24/07 09:06 AM, WilliWowza wrote: K, meet you in Washington D.C, act like a tourist and we'll make our way to the White House.
Ok, but I think we need a plan, if we want to kill him and get away with it.

you can borrow the fake US IDs and fake mustaches i have for this kind of occasion.

Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 09:15:51


I can see why the Secret Service would come after people. I know people hate the president and all but if you hate him to such a level that you would threaten him I think it'd be best if people kept those comments to themselves. I my experience in places like school and work I've only heard a few people threaten the presidents life, which in my mind is just stupid. The people who hate bush can all rejoice in about a year when he's out of office. And honestly if i were to get called by the Sercret Service for a threat I'd be mad to. I can see Wade's point on deleteing an account.


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Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 09:36:43


At 5/24/07 09:22 AM, WilliWowza wrote:
At 5/24/07 09:08 AM, TacoFreak wrote:
At 5/24/07 09:06 AM, WilliWowza wrote: K, meet you in Washington D.C, act like a tourist and we'll make our way to the White House.
Ok, but I think we need a plan, if we want to kill him and get away with it.
Just pretend we're 9/11 victims and shank him when no one's looking.

You guys are being idiots now.

My whole point was that it's for the SS to decide what is and what is not a threat to their president. Looking at your string of posts you're just being idiots now for no reason other than to anger Wade.

I on the other hand was trying to point out that I resent the fact that the SS can go around bullying people. Sure investigate them, but you can't force people not to make GWB killing parodies or threads. He's killed enough people through his actions, he knows the level of anger he causes. So yeah, good luck to the S/S to pick out the psychos from the people who are just unhappy. But it's a sad day when they can be the movement against creative protest on an online website that itself started life with such content.

If you're going to be idiots, you deserve to get banned. It's a private website or whatever and Wade can do what he likes *looks at Williwowza*, but for everyone else? If GWB is off-topic, then lets make every head of state off-topic. How about starting with Cellardoor and his obsession with targeted killing of elected Palestinian heads of state.


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Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 09:38:18


Cry me a river Sarai, we're just making a point. If I get sent to Guantanamo let's say I owe you a fiver.


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Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 09:40:17


At 5/24/07 09:38 AM, WilliWowza wrote: Cry me a river Sarai, we're just making a point. If I get sent to Guantanamo let's say I owe you a fiver.

You're just spoiling a serious thread where Wade asked us not to be OTT. Go take the OTT to a 'parody' thread or something, or make a serious point.


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Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 09:45:04


At 5/24/07 09:40 AM, Sarai wrote:
At 5/24/07 09:38 AM, WilliWowza wrote: Cry me a river Sarai, we're just making a point. If I get sent to Guantanamo let's say I owe you a fiver.
You're just spoiling a serious thread where Wade asked us not to be OTT. Go take the OTT to a 'parody' thread or something, or make a serious point.

You're just being TOO serious about a pointless issue. If anyone believes that a failure from this website could actually inflict damage on someone, it worries me that they could gain a position in the government.


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Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 09:45:41


At 5/24/07 09:40 AM, Fyndir wrote:
At 5/24/07 09:36 AM, Sarai wrote: I on the other hand was trying to point out that I resent the fact that the SS can go around bullying people.
They're not though. =/

They didn't tell Wade to make this decision, Wade made it because he doesn't want to have to deal with them.

There is no conspiracy here, there is no police state happening here, this is not Orwellian.

I didn't say they were bullying Wade. Wade's a grown man, I am sure he can do what he wants to do. But they throw their weight around a fair bit I'd say... kids mmmhh.

Yeah, I'll believe you about the 'police state', NOT. But that's a UK argument, good thing I have loads of policemen and Information commisioner on my side saying for example the rise of the CCTV camera is uhhh and I quote "Orwellian" among other things.


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Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 09:48:02


At 5/24/07 09:46 AM, Fyndir wrote:
At 5/24/07 09:45 AM, Sarai wrote: Yeah, I'll believe you about the 'police state', NOT. But that's a UK argument, good thing I have loads of policemen and Information commisioner on my side saying for example the rise of the CCTV camera is uhhh and I quote "Orwellian" among other things.
We are not being watched and recorded in private places, we are being watched and recorded in public places.

This is entirely fair, deal with it.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/politic s_show/6660681.stm

*yawn* - among other things.

Your view is no more right than mine, so stop derailing the topic :/


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Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 09:52:05


At 5/24/07 09:36 AM, Sarai wrote:
My whole point was that it's for the SS to decide what is and what is not a threat to their president.

We don't know what kind of procedures they have, but apparently they do take alot of jokes and obvious stuff seriously. They can't risk anything and that's understandable. But like you say, it's up to them to decide what is a threat and what's not. Unfortunatley they probably won't just blink away things especially on forums. I would guess that they would care less of an animation, since it's usually more easy to decide if it's meant to be fiction or not.

but yeah, wade said what the deal is, so like it or not, that's how things will be from now on.


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Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 10:14:06


"Hey! Don't screw around! You screw around too much!"

Secret Service - Warning to all!


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Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 10:15:34


The secret service / government is basically depending on the citizens to discern whether or not something is a joke and report it accordingly.

If something is reported as a true threat, it is investigated. This is not the fault of the secret service or George Bush. In these instances, the secret service is working at the behest of the people. It has been that way for decades.

So yes, people make harmless jokes about killing the president and get away with it, because nobody sees it as a threat they need to report. So if you want to get huffy with ANYONE, it'd be the person that finds it necessary to report said threats.

Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 10:22:36


Man, this topic really took off. 10 pages and not even a 12 hours yet. Just got a question, I hope it doesn't, but does it include flash submissions or photoshops/art or is it solely for the BBS?


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Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 10:23:53


8 posts deleted already.


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Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 10:34:10


i find it ironic that the American SS has the same initials as the Nazi SS.

Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 10:36:34


At 5/23/07 11:17 PM, WadeFulp wrote: DO NOT screw around with this. You do not want to find yourself on some government watch list, have the SS coming to your door, etc, over what you think is a joke.

Why do you hate the star syndicate so much?


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Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 10:37:11


Why would the government want to monitor NG in the first place? Everyone here is a 12-year-old who can't spell or carry out some sort of harm towards the president. Why do they care?


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Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 10:50:57


At 5/24/07 10:37 AM, Crash-and-burn31 wrote: Why would the government want to monitor NG in the first place? Everyone here is a 12-year-old who can't spell or carry out some sort of harm towards the president. Why do they care?

I'm just going to start copy pasting my posts.

THEY DON'T MONITOR THE FORUMS. SOMEBODY CALLED THEM TO REPORT POSTS MADE BY USERS.

Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 10:57:26


Well if people don't want to listen to warning's then let them continue to make threats. When they get in trouble that's when they'll learn their lesson. Some people only learn once they get in trouble for something.


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Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 11:03:38


At 5/24/07 10:57 AM, X-Buster88 wrote: Well if people don't want to listen to warning's then let them continue to make threats. When they get in trouble that's when they'll learn their lesson. Some people only learn once they get in trouble for something.

True, just newgroudns doesn't want to be caught in the cross fire. That's the reason for the wawrning.


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Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 11:03:55


Well this is stupid, now i can't make fun of gearge bush no more!?


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Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 11:05:32


At 5/24/07 01:47 AM, BoIogna wrote: You know who I'd really like to assassinate right now? George W. Bush, the current president of the United States.

You know Madcow, using an alt won't keep the SS from finding you.


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Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 11:06:31


The one thing I learned from this thread is that Maus does/should work for the secret service.

Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 11:07:28


In hopes to avoid anymore "First Amendment Byotch!"

I'm just going to post this in hopes that it hammers into some of your thick skulls.

There are exceptions to the general protection of speech, however, including the Miller test for obscenity, child pornography laws and regulation of commercial speech, such as advertising. Other limitations on free speech often balance rights to free speech and other rights, such as property rights for authors and inventors (copyright), interests in fair political campaigns (Campaign finance laws), protection from imminent or potential violence against particular persons (restrictions on Hate speech or fighting words), or the use of untruths to harm others (slander). Distinctions are also often made between speech and other acts, such as flag desecration, which may have symbolic significance.

Oh and I think this entire topic should be dedicated to how much of a douche WPFF is.


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Response to Secret Service - Warning to all! 2007-05-24 11:08:30


Don't forget about yelling fire in a crowded movie theater.


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