What do you think is the worst thing you could say before having sex with someone? here is what I think
oh I am sorry I thought you were your brother.
worst thing to say before sex
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"Oh, by the way, my penis isn't really 10 inches, its 3."
I have to leave the room after this and fuck your mom
Did you remember the condoms? I didn't.
Yazar the toot.
I'm not a guy and I already impregnated you while you were sleeping before we had sex.
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At 2/28/07 08:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: What do you think is the worst thing you could say before having sex with someone? here is what I think
oh I am sorry I thought you were your brother.
"I'm gonna put it in your ass"
(Insert, "But I poop from there!")
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The more you resist, the more it'll hurt.
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"Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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Uh, how do we do this again?
That fake orgasm is working.
We cannot tell Mom.
Oops, pizza's coming.
Do I stick this in you, or...?
(If you're only boyfriend/girlfriend) Now I can help bring a child into this world!
"Your sister's pussy was way tighter."
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Um... will you charge me for this or anything?
unless it's a hooker.
Wow so long a go it seems
common!!!! wheres your mom? she needs to give me the money for doing this with you!
Fear is the Mind Killer.
I love you Jessica... hem... I meant Judy... obviously...
My name's Michael Jackson.
Wrecks it every time...
"Yes of course I've done this loads of time, I'm just wondering how I'm gonna fit my balls in there aswell"
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