10+ things better then sex

[LittleWashu]

here is my list of ten things that are better then sex you can add more if you like

1 writing a book
2 teaching your cousin how to ride a bike
3 playing video games
4 working out
5 teaching a kid how to read
6 getting a job
7 learning how to sew
8 cooking
9 dancing
10 swimming

[Zerok]

In what respect? Subjectivity kicks your notions right in the eye.

[McPaper]

I disagree.

[BritZombie]

Who fucking old are you?

*looks at gender*

Well that explains it.

[GunsAreDrawn]

Hallmark called, they want their list back.

[pheco]

you forgot smoking crack

[nannal]

nope i dissagree entirly

[Tonsil-Hockey]

At 3/23/06 12:26 PM, HinesDaMan wrote: Hallmark called, they want their list back.

Lmao

My List:
Nothings better than sex, other than jerking off, chocolate, and killing people, or doing all three at the same time.

[Peacekid]

At 3/23/06 12:24 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here is my list of ten things that are better then sex you can add more if you like

1 writing a book

You're kidding.

2 teaching your cousin how to ride a bike

Not really.

3 playing video games

That right there is just wrong.

4 working out

Maybe.

5 teaching a kid how to read

Eh.

6 getting a job

I like waking up at 5 in the morning to get yelled by a fat guy too.

7 learning how to sew

You're kidding. So getting stiches and spending cash on bandaids is fun?

8 cooking

No.

9 dancing

No.

10 swimming

Meh.

[gumOnShoe]

I think the real question here, is how many of those ten things would you enjoy more if you were having sex at the time. Granted while teaching kids it might be inapropriate.

[LittleWashu]

Here are a few more

11 go on a rampage killing everything in sight
12 ending world hunger
13 becoming a stat whore

[Revenant]

At 3/23/06 12:30 PM, LittleWashu wrote: 13 becoming a stat whore

I was waiting for this one.

[childinthemist]

1 writing a book on sex
2 teaching your cousin how to ride a woman
3 playing porno video games
4 working out with a bunch o sweating ladies
5 teaching a kid how to read when a woman wants you
6 getting a blow job
7 learning how to sex
8 cooking and sex
9 dancing striptease
10 swimming pool sex

Much better

[GunsAreDrawn]

At 3/23/06 12:30 PM, LittleWashu wrote: 13 becoming a stat whore

Ohhhh. So that's why you're a virgin?

And a male.

[TheSoulMan]

At 3/23/06 12:30 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Here are a few more

11 go on a rampage killing everything in sight
12 ending world hunger
13 becoming a stat whore

yeeeeeeeeeeehaw!!!!! killing and being a whore is fun!!!!!

but you forgot to explain why is that better than sex.... it depends with who you have it...

[Tonsil-Hockey]

At 3/23/06 12:30 PM, LittleWashu wrote: 12 ending world hunger

If you did that, then there would be nothing to watch on the national geographic channel

[WastedWizard]

At 3/23/06 12:30 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Here are a few more

11 go on a rampage killing everything in sight

sounds good

12 ending world hunger

That would feel good

13 becoming a stat whore

Like you

[Shinki]

Only one I can think of:

Having sex twice.

[pepeatumi]

I agree with ending world hunger and I love playing video games but its still hard to say its better than sex.

[JohnnyWang]

At 3/23/06 12:24 PM, LittleWashu wrote: 1 writing a book

At worst, writing is fucking annoying.

2 teaching your cousin how to ride a bike

Frustrating.

3 playing video games

Hahaha, ha. No.

4 working out

Not really. Same motions, but no pleasure.

5 teaching a kid how to read

No, that's just fuckingfrustrating, because kids are stupid.

6 getting a job

Yay, no more lazy days, oh joy.

7 learning how to sew

What?

8 cooking

No, it usually pisses me off, because it doesn't go as I planned it.

9 dancing

Same as exersice.

10 swimming

Same, except you're soaked.

I'm well prepared to not have sex (check the link in my sig), but none of those really top sexual extacy IMO.

[LittleWashu]

here are a few more things that are better

14 digging for abusive reviews and flagging them
15 drinking a whole bottle of wine
16 go on a date with someone but and say no when they want to have sex with you

[Tonsil-Hockey]

At 3/23/06 12:34 PM, ShinKi wrote: Only one I can think of:

Having sex twice.

how about a group orgy, twice.

[FurryYouAllNightLong]

At 3/23/06 12:24 PM, LittleWashu wrote: 9 dancing

That should be the one and only thing better.
Oh and cuddling.

<3

[BritZombie]

At 3/23/06 12:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here are a few more things that are better

14 digging for abusive reviews and flagging them
15 drinking a whole bottle of wine
16 go on a date with someone but and say no when they want to have sex with you

Something tells me you were abused as a child

[GunsAreDrawn]

At 3/23/06 12:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here are a few more things that are better

14 digging for abusive reviews and flagging them

Wow. I think that's the saddest one of the bunch. When was the last time you went outside, let alone had sex?

[knuckles886]

to be honest, love is better than all those things listed.

[LittleWashu]

At 3/23/06 12:38 PM, HinesDaMan wrote:

At 3/23/06 12:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here are a few more things that are better

14 digging for abusive reviews and flagging them

Wow. I think that's the saddest one of the bunch. When was the last time you went outside, let alone had sex?

why do you think I made this topic for? I think sex is over rated

as for when i went outside last I go outside everyday mister I have a life off of NG

[Tonsil-Hockey]

At 3/23/06 12:39 PM, knuckles886 wrote: to be honest, love is better than all those things listed.

who needs love when you can bypass it, and get straight to the sex. Love is just the long intermission between meeting your prospective and fertilising her eggs.

[pepeatumi]

At 3/23/06 12:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here are a few more things that are better

15 drinking a whole bottle of wine

Or having sex after drinking a whole bottle of wine. BTW Washu sucks Ryoko could wipe the floor with her even if Washu did create her.

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