"Wait, you have an NG account and your alias is LittleWashu?! ....... Get the fuck out of my bed!!"
(LOL ..... j/k)
worst thing to say before sex
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How do you feel about dirty sanchez's?
I sure hope you don't mind being disemboweled during sex.
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I think your dad is standing in the door way.
so... can you put tonight in my tab? im kinda broke
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little washu.......please stop making these stupid perverted and pointless topics, please
Worst thing to say before sex, eh?
Well here's one:
The couple is roleplaying.
Girl: ooh, I'm a naughty schoolgirl.
Man: I'm a level 30 paladin, with a +1 sword against trolls , and i can use my helm of disintegration to ...
Girl : Paladins can't use the helm of disintegration!!
lol family guy.
Oh crap, it's a sleeping pill I took not Cialis.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
At 2/28/07 08:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: What do you think is the worst thing you could say before having sex with someone?
I love you, but...
" ...so I'm guessing I've got to put this rubbery thing on right about now, right? Or was it before the orgasm?"
Please disregard the above post.
Do you have a sister and how big are her breasts
Play the hand life deals you, other people could have been dealt worse...
I was thinking about ur sister, she is soo much better looking,
Daddy wants ur little ass, bitch :)
(even though she loves to call me daddy)
Life is but a dream.... and If you suck, then I hope you WAKE UP....
"I hope you don't mind that I have an STD. I got it from your sister"
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"Smile baby...... No, I won't post this on the internet. I promise!"
"Oh damn! I didn't realize you had a deformed vag!"
"I'll be right back with the whips, chains, and ball gag."
"Don't worry, I won't leave you tied up to the bed. I promise!"
Your tits feel nearly as nice as your sisters!
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At 2/28/07 08:40 PM, PoJoX wrote: I once had a dream, where during pre-sex caressing, I said,
"Hrmm... so soft... just like your mother..."
I win.
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YOU ARE WINNAR HAR-HAR-HAR
YOU ARE WINNAR HAR-HAR-HAR
YOU ARE WINNAR HAR-HAR-HAR
i wuv u ^.^
FGSFDS
"Sometimes I pee while cumming. Hopefully the condom won't burst, hah! That'd suck!"
Culture is to society as cancer is to the body. We need structure, dicipline and no more relaxation.
No more gentle shit, pain is the fundation of a solid nation.
At 2/28/07 08:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: What do you think is the worst thing you could say before having sex with someone? here is what I think
Wow, Your clothes really hide alot of fat!
All of the posters here are most likely virgins, or only bang fat and/or ugly chicks.
Your not doing it as well as my dad used to.
