Don't worry honey, i dont have HIV
After-sooooooo..........you might want yo get yourself checked
OR
wait,......you ARE a woman afterall?phew, i thought you were gay.
worst thing to say before sex
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*look at her tits if she has little ones and laugh*
Your mum's pussy is not so juicy.
At 3/1/07 08:18 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:At 2/28/07 08:37 PM, Joshiwa wrote: do u take credit cards?You should then proceed to swipe it through her vag.
This has always been a dilemma for me-- in and out of the vagina like at the gas pump, or down the ass crack like at the cashier's line. I prefer the latter, but I do see the merits of the former-- first and foremost being that you get two chances to get the magnetic strip read. However, the ass crack is usually drier than the vagina, so that always helps in putting the credit card back into your wallet.
Back on topic-- "Whoa, what is that thing?!"
Count the bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum...
Did I mention I am married to your cousin?
My pocket? No Im not happy to see you, shut your mouth and hold your hands up
I have bad aim so you are going to have to guide me in.
At 2/28/07 08:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: What do you think is the worst thing you could say before having sex with someone? here is what I think
oh I am sorry I thought you were your brother.
Where is the condomn?
i have alien seed
an alien will pop out of your stomach in brazz(3).....kitle(2).....fsorl(1)
*giant alien comes out of her stomach*
hehe aliens
"I smoke while having sex, so can you hold this ashtray on you face?"
Golden cow poop
I shitted in the toilet and I didn't whipe my butt.
I love bestiality, no I mean it (joking).
I know you have a weener.
When I touch myself, I think of him, errr mean you :).
After the marrriage, the night will come:
Male: Finally, my time has come that you are taking my virginity and I'll take yours.
Female: To tell you the truth, I spread my legs several times before you.
Did you know I have a bet, that if you let me fuck me, I get 20 bucks =D.
I shitted my pants, no really.
At 2/28/07 11:13 PM, Funny-Man wrote: "And just to think I was really going for your sister"
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"On second thought, can we turn the lights off?"
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"I wanna baby"
Try not to smear my make up okay
Lol Steven Lynch
Smile you're on canded camra (just before)
I be down with Mozart mother fucker! I've been banging out jives since I was a dickworm
Oh shit king kong what are you going
So when we're done, you'll make me a sandwich, right?
At 2/28/07 08:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: What do you think is the worst thing you could say before having sex with someone?
Let's not have sex.
Please put some effort into it this time, I want to have a real orgasm this time.
Signature...Ha...
The worst is probably "Sorry in advance"
I have aids, herpes, crabs, you know STD's in general.
The worst thing to say is:
Listen baby you ain't never had AIDs like this before.
wooooooooooooo
If your transexual do you want to take it in the ass or give it in the ass
you have a boy's body
i dunno, i never gotten laid :( lolololol
"I don't actually love you."
I would be horrified if that happened to me...........
Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.
Formerly Schizo-sephy.
Too cool for a sig.
" I don't wanna FUCK you (fuck you) you already know... girl... trans... ex.. ual"
5 people in BMTSWhoIsJesus. Ben, Mark, Todd, Steven, and Joe. Joe's a friend who's been there for us for 14 years. Find out more at bmtswhoisjesus.newgrounds.com
Fear is the Mind Killer.
At 3/1/07 05:59 PM, Spinister wrote: fuck you
Wow what a fail someone post a big fail pic for this big faggot.
Too cool for a sig.
