At 12/4/20 05:44 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: ???: "Damn, we can't switch the Battle Zones back to the ones we picked! Well, it looks like we have no choice. The show must go on."

The portal door opens, revealing a glowing, ghostly-blue swirling vortex.

???: "Now my chosen fighters, enter the portal. Yes, you can all enter all at once with no problem, your individual dimensional energy signatures have been registered to your respective battle locations, so once you enter you'll be on your way to your respective locations."

At 12/4/20 05:48 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 05:47 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 05:44 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: ???: "Damn, we can't switch the Battle Zones back to the ones we picked! Well, it looks like we have no choice. The show must go on."

The portal door opens, revealing a glowing, ghostly-blue swirling vortex.

???: "Now my chosen fighters, enter the portal. Yes, you can all enter all at once with no problem, your individual dimensional energy signatures have been registered to your respective battle locations, so once you enter you'll be on your way to your respective locations."

Freddy doesn't hesitate and jumps into the portal.

@Kaptindreggbad
@Ryanson
@DamnedByFate
@J3tjaguar
@All-American-Badass
@Urichov
@GotDamnitWegra

Piconjo enters.

Caleb has entered the portal.

At 12/4/20 06:05 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: For the below Battle Zone, the pandemic doesn't exist as that wouldn't be fun otherwise. Or alternatively, this is simply an alt timeline or universe.

At 12/4/20 05:48 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 05:47 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 05:44 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: ???: "Damn, we can't switch the Battle Zones back to the ones we picked! Well, it looks like we have no choice. The show must go on."

The portal door opens, revealing a glowing, ghostly-blue swirling vortex.

???: "Now my chosen fighters, enter the portal. Yes, you can all enter all at once with no problem, your individual dimensional energy signatures have been registered to your respective battle locations, so once you enter you'll be on your way to your respective locations."

Freddy doesn't hesitate and jumps into the portal.

@Kaptindreggbad
@Ryanson
@DamnedByFate
@J3tjaguar
@All-American-Badass
@Urichov
@GotDamnitWegra

Piconjo enters.

Caleb has entered the portal.

Piconjo arrives inside an office building. However looking around would reveal it's no ordinary office building as there's two computers nearby that both Fulp brothers forgot to log off on, and even closer is the physical server that runs Newgrounds itself.

Surprisingly, the building seems to be empty of people. A look outside would reveal why: they're having an outdoor barbecue in the parking lot. Some of the members are having fun in the snow like throwing snowballs at each other. Suddenly the whole staff starts to scatter in fear as the most expensive vehicle the staff has is completely totaled by the impact of Caleb arriving on the scene.

At 12/4/20 06:14 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:09 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:05 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

OK, Caleb, this is personal.

Caleb shoots his colt python into the air to get the barbecue guests to scatter, He then runs to the nearest entrance to NG hq.

At 12/4/20 06:23 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:20 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:14 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:09 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:05 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

OK, Caleb, this is personal.

Caleb shoots his colt python into the air to get the barbecue guests to scatter, He then runs to the nearest entrance to NG hq.

Piconjo is standing in said entrance, brandishing a sword roughly the size of Caleb, apparently without any problems wielding it.

Hey, got a present for ya! Caleb drops a burning bundle of dynamite at piconjo's feet and then he teleports a short distance away so he is safe from the blast.

At 12/4/20 06:29 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:26 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:23 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:20 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:14 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:09 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:05 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

OK, Caleb, this is personal.

Caleb shoots his colt python into the air to get the barbecue guests to scatter, He then runs to the nearest entrance to NG hq.

Piconjo is standing in said entrance, brandishing a sword roughly the size of Caleb, apparently without any problems wielding it.

Hey, got a present for ya! Caleb drops a burning bundle of dynamite at piconjo's feet and then he teleports a short distance away so he is safe from the blast.

Piconjo flings the bundle away with his massive sword as if it were a baseball. Just to get it as far as possible from the NG HQ, never mind whither Caleb went.

Caleb brandishes dual napalm launchers, He begins firing at anything in piconjo's general direction, As the recoil is hard to contain.

At 12/4/20 06:38 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:36 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:29 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:26 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:23 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:20 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:14 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:09 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:05 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

OK, Caleb, this is personal.

Caleb shoots his colt python into the air to get the barbecue guests to scatter, He then runs to the nearest entrance to NG hq.

Piconjo is standing in said entrance, brandishing a sword roughly the size of Caleb, apparently without any problems wielding it.

Hey, got a present for ya! Caleb drops a burning bundle of dynamite at piconjo's feet and then he teleports a short distance away so he is safe from the blast.

Piconjo flings the bundle away with his massive sword as if it were a baseball. Just to get it as far as possible from the NG HQ, never mind whither Caleb went.

Caleb brandishes dual napalm launchers, He begins firing at anything in piconjo's general direction, As the recoil is hard to contain.

The NG HQ is in Piconjo's general direction. Piconjo flies into a fit of rage and charges at Caleb in bullet-time.

Using his powers, caleb enters bullet-time as well, He is firing his dual thompsons at piconjo.

At 12/4/20 07:00 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:58 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:38 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:36 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:29 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:26 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:23 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:20 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:14 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:09 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:05 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

OK, Caleb, this is personal.

Caleb shoots his colt python into the air to get the barbecue guests to scatter, He then runs to the nearest entrance to NG hq.

Piconjo is standing in said entrance, brandishing a sword roughly the size of Caleb, apparently without any problems wielding it.

Hey, got a present for ya! Caleb drops a burning bundle of dynamite at piconjo's feet and then he teleports a short distance away so he is safe from the blast.

Piconjo flings the bundle away with his massive sword as if it were a baseball. Just to get it as far as possible from the NG HQ, never mind whither Caleb went.

Caleb brandishes dual napalm launchers, He begins firing at anything in piconjo's general direction, As the recoil is hard to contain.

The NG HQ is in Piconjo's general direction. Piconjo flies into a fit of rage and charges at Caleb in bullet-time.

Using his powers, caleb enters bullet-time as well, He is firing his dual thompsons at piconjo.

Piconjo is using his sword as a shield.

caleb teleports behind piconjo, Backstabbing him with his bowie knife.

At 12/5/20 06:14 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 07:00 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:58 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:38 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:36 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:29 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:
Caleb brandishes dual napalm launchers, He begins firing at anything in piconjo's general direction, As the recoil is hard to contain.

The NG HQ is in Piconjo's general direction. Piconjo flies into a fit of rage and charges at Caleb in bullet-time.

Using his powers, caleb enters bullet-time as well, He is firing his dual thompsons at piconjo.

Piconjo is using his sword as a shield.

caleb teleports behind piconjo, Backstabbing him with his bowie knife.

Teleport? OK, so if Caleb is using his god powers, then Piconjo has no reason to hold his own back.

Piconjo unleashes his Super P3n0r on Caleb. Thousands of people have been impaled by that p3n0r in the past. At once.

At 12/5/20 10:53 AM, Urichov wrote: The slug enters wherever it enters and looks around. Were it the type of thing to speak aloud in human words it might say something like "Wow! Interesting! This sure is a place that I am in!" but alas, no such enlightening statements are to be found here. It goes back to looking for food while it's alone.

At 12/5/20 01:06 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/5/20 06:14 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
Piconjo unleashes his Super P3n0r on Caleb. Thousands of people have been impaled by that p3n0r in the past. At once.

I thought this thread was Sfw. I believe this falls under "Nsfw".

At 12/5/20 01:06 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/5/20 06:14 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 07:00 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:58 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:38 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:36 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:29 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:26 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:23 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:20 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:14 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote: At 12/4/20 06:09 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: At 12/4/20 06:05 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

OK, Caleb, this is personal.

Caleb shoots his colt python into the air to get the barbecue guests to scatter, He then runs to the nearest entrance to NG hq.

Piconjo is standing in said entrance, brandishing a sword roughly the size of Caleb, apparently without any problems wielding it.

Hey, got a present for ya! Caleb drops a burning bundle of dynamite at piconjo's feet and then he teleports a short distance away so he is safe from the blast.

Piconjo flings the bundle away with his massive sword as if it were a baseball. Just to get it as far as possible from the NG HQ, never mind whither Caleb went.

Caleb brandishes dual napalm launchers, He begins firing at anything in piconjo's general direction, As the recoil is hard to contain.

The NG HQ is in Piconjo's general direction. Piconjo flies into a fit of rage and charges at Caleb in bullet-time.

Using his powers, caleb enters bullet-time as well, He is firing his dual thompsons at piconjo.

Piconjo is using his sword as a shield.

caleb teleports behind piconjo, Backstabbing him with his bowie knife.

Teleport? OK, so if Caleb is using his god powers, then Piconjo has no reason to hold his own back.

Piconjo unleashes his Super P3n0r on Caleb. Thousands of people have been impaled by that p3n0r in the past. At once.

I thought this thread was Sfw. I believe this falls under "Nsfw".

At 12/5/20 01:37 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/5/20 01:30 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/5/20 01:06 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/5/20 06:14 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 07:00 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:58 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:38 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:36 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:29 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:26 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:23 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote: At 12/4/20 06:20 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: At 12/4/20 06:14 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote: At 12/4/20 06:09 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: At 12/4/20 06:05 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

OK, Caleb, this is personal.

Caleb shoots his colt python into the air to get the barbecue guests to scatter, He then runs to the nearest entrance to NG hq.

Piconjo is standing in said entrance, brandishing a sword roughly the size of Caleb, apparently without any problems wielding it.

Hey, got a present for ya! Caleb drops a burning bundle of dynamite at piconjo's feet and then he teleports a short distance away so he is safe from the blast.

Piconjo flings the bundle away with his massive sword as if it were a baseball. Just to get it as far as possible from the NG HQ, never mind whither Caleb went.

Caleb brandishes dual napalm launchers, He begins firing at anything in piconjo's general direction, As the recoil is hard to contain.

The NG HQ is in Piconjo's general direction. Piconjo flies into a fit of rage and charges at Caleb in bullet-time.

Using his powers, caleb enters bullet-time as well, He is firing his dual thompsons at piconjo.

Piconjo is using his sword as a shield.

caleb teleports behind piconjo, Backstabbing him with his bowie knife.

Teleport? OK, so if Caleb is using his god powers, then Piconjo has no reason to hold his own back.

Piconjo unleashes his Super P3n0r on Caleb. Thousands of people have been impaled by that p3n0r in the past. At once.

I thought this thread was Sfw. I believe this falls under "Nsfw".

Caleb is startled by this sudden turn for the sexual.

Caleb opens a portal in front of it to block it and send it to a dimension where everything is made up of the sharpest blades in the multiverse.

He then opens two portals, One below piconjo and one above. Piconjo is trapped in a infinite loop through the most painful dimensions in the multiverse.

At 12/5/20 01:52 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/5/20 01:47 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/5/20 01:37 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/5/20 01:30 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/5/20 01:06 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/5/20 06:14 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 07:00 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:58 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:38 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:36 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:29 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote: At 12/4/20 06:26 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: At 12/4/20 06:23 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote: At 12/4/20 06:20 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: At 12/4/20 06:14 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote: At 12/4/20 06:09 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: At 12/4/20 06:05 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

OK, Caleb, this is personal.

Caleb shoots his colt python into the air to get the barbecue guests to scatter, He then runs to the nearest entrance to NG hq.

Piconjo is standing in said entrance, brandishing a sword roughly the size of Caleb, apparently without any problems wielding it.

Hey, got a present for ya! Caleb drops a burning bundle of dynamite at piconjo's feet and then he teleports a short distance away so he is safe from the blast.

Piconjo flings the bundle away with his massive sword as if it were a baseball. Just to get it as far as possible from the NG HQ, never mind whither Caleb went.

Caleb brandishes dual napalm launchers, He begins firing at anything in piconjo's general direction, As the recoil is hard to contain.

The NG HQ is in Piconjo's general direction. Piconjo flies into a fit of rage and charges at Caleb in bullet-time.

Using his powers, caleb enters bullet-time as well, He is firing his dual thompsons at piconjo.

Piconjo is using his sword as a shield.

caleb teleports behind piconjo, Backstabbing him with his bowie knife.

Teleport? OK, so if Caleb is using his god powers, then Piconjo has no reason to hold his own back.

Piconjo unleashes his Super P3n0r on Caleb. Thousands of people have been impaled by that p3n0r in the past. At once.

I thought this thread was Sfw. I believe this falls under "Nsfw".

Caleb is startled by this sudden turn for the sexual.

Caleb opens a portal in front of it to block it and send it to a dimension where everything is made up of the sharpest blades in the multiverse.

He then opens two portals, One below piconjo and one above. Piconjo is trapped in a infinite loop through the most painful dimensions in the multiverse.

Nice try, but with Piconjo's p3n0r still attached to his body, Caleb's infinite loop idea can't succeed. Piconjo keeps hanging in one of the portals and eventually pulls himself out. He then proceeds to taunt Caleb for not getting the "TLDR" achievement in Stealing the Diamond.

caleb teleports to the top of the ng building, He then opens a portal in the sky to drop a gigantic boulder on ng hq.

At 12/5/20 01:58 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/5/20 01:56 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/5/20 01:52 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/5/20 01:47 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/5/20 01:37 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/5/20 01:30 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/5/20 01:06 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/5/20 06:14 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 07:00 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:58 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 06:38 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote: At 12/4/20 06:36 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: At 12/4/20 06:29 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote: At 12/4/20 06:26 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: At 12/4/20 06:23 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote: At 12/4/20 06:20 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: At 12/4/20 06:14 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote: At 12/4/20 06:09 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: At 12/4/20 06:05 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

OK, Caleb, this is personal.

Caleb shoots his colt python into the air to get the barbecue guests to scatter, He then runs to the nearest entrance to NG hq.

Piconjo is standing in said entrance, brandishing a sword roughly the size of Caleb, apparently without any problems wielding it.

Hey, got a present for ya! Caleb drops a burning bundle of dynamite at piconjo's feet and then he teleports a short distance away so he is safe from the blast.

Piconjo flings the bundle away with his massive sword as if it were a baseball. Just to get it as far as possible from the NG HQ, never mind whither Caleb went.

Caleb brandishes dual napalm launchers, He begins firing at anything in piconjo's general direction, As the recoil is hard to contain.

The NG HQ is in Piconjo's general direction. Piconjo flies into a fit of rage and charges at Caleb in bullet-time.

Using his powers, caleb enters bullet-time as well, He is firing his dual thompsons at piconjo.

Piconjo is using his sword as a shield.

caleb teleports behind piconjo, Backstabbing him with his bowie knife.

Teleport? OK, so if Caleb is using his god powers, then Piconjo has no reason to hold his own back.

Piconjo unleashes his Super P3n0r on Caleb. Thousands of people have been impaled by that p3n0r in the past. At once.

I thought this thread was Sfw. I believe this falls under "Nsfw".

Caleb is startled by this sudden turn for the sexual.

Caleb opens a portal in front of it to block it and send it to a dimension where everything is made up of the sharpest blades in the multiverse.

He then opens two portals, One below piconjo and one above. Piconjo is trapped in a infinite loop through the most painful dimensions in the multiverse.

Nice try, but with Piconjo's p3n0r still attached to his body, Caleb's infinite loop idea can't succeed. Piconjo keeps hanging in one of the portals and eventually pulls himself out. He then proceeds to taunt Caleb for not getting the "TLDR" achievement in Stealing the Diamond.

caleb teleports to the top of the ng building, He then opens a portal in the sky to drop a gigantic boulder on ng hq.

The NG offices are very sturdily built. The boulder only does damage to Caleb.

Since when do you control such things?

Caleb teleports away.

He teleports behind piconjo and shoves a bundle of dynamite down piconjo's throat.

At 12/5/20 02:10 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/5/20 02:08 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/5/20 01:58 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/5/20 01:56 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/5/20 01:52 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/5/20 01:47 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/5/20 01:37 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/5/20 01:30 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/5/20 01:06 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/5/20 06:14 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/4/20 07:00 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote: At 12/4/20 06:58 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: At 12/4/20 06:38 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote: At 12/4/20 06:36 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: At 12/4/20 06:29 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote: At 12/4/20 06:26 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: At 12/4/20 06:23 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote: At 12/4/20 06:20 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: At 12/4/20 06:14 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote: At 12/4/20 06:09 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: At 12/4/20 06:05 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

OK, Caleb, this is personal.

Caleb shoots his colt python into the air to get the barbecue guests to scatter, He then runs to the nearest entrance to NG hq.

Piconjo is standing in said entrance, brandishing a sword roughly the size of Caleb, apparently without any problems wielding it.

Hey, got a present for ya! Caleb drops a burning bundle of dynamite at piconjo's feet and then he teleports a short distance away so he is safe from the blast.

Piconjo flings the bundle away with his massive sword as if it were a baseball. Just to get it as far as possible from the NG HQ, never mind whither Caleb went.

Caleb brandishes dual napalm launchers, He begins firing at anything in piconjo's general direction, As the recoil is hard to contain.

The NG HQ is in Piconjo's general direction. Piconjo flies into a fit of rage and charges at Caleb in bullet-time.

Using his powers, caleb enters bullet-time as well, He is firing his dual thompsons at piconjo.

Piconjo is using his sword as a shield.

caleb teleports behind piconjo, Backstabbing him with his bowie knife.

Teleport? OK, so if Caleb is using his god powers, then Piconjo has no reason to hold his own back.

Piconjo unleashes his Super P3n0r on Caleb. Thousands of people have been impaled by that p3n0r in the past. At once.

I thought this thread was Sfw. I believe this falls under "Nsfw".

Caleb is startled by this sudden turn for the sexual.

Caleb opens a portal in front of it to block it and send it to a dimension where everything is made up of the sharpest blades in the multiverse.

He then opens two portals, One below piconjo and one above. Piconjo is trapped in a infinite loop through the most painful dimensions in the multiverse.

Nice try, but with Piconjo's p3n0r still attached to his body, Caleb's infinite loop idea can't succeed. Piconjo keeps hanging in one of the portals and eventually pulls himself out. He then proceeds to taunt Caleb for not getting the "TLDR" achievement in Stealing the Diamond.

caleb teleports to the top of the ng building, He then opens a portal in the sky to drop a gigantic boulder on ng hq.

The NG offices are very sturdily built. The boulder only does damage to Caleb.

Since when do you control such things?

Caleb teleports away.

He teleports behind piconjo and shoves a bundle of dynamite down piconjo's throat.

You know those two buildings the Tankmen use for a cannon field goal? NG HQ in the post-atomic future.

Also, have you ever tried shoving something down someone's throat from behind? Piconjo's above-waist anatomy is still regular human. He tries to slice off Caleb's dynamite-holding hand.

Caleb vanishes from behind piconjo before he can slice off his hand.

At 12/5/20 02:20 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/5/20 02:17 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/5/20 02:10 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/5/20 02:08 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/5/20 01:58 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/5/20 01:56 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/5/20 01:52 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/5/20 01:47 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/5/20 01:37 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/5/20 01:30 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/5/20 01:06 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote: At 12/5/20 06:14 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: At 12/4/20 07:00 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote: At 12/4/20 06:58 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: At 12/4/20 06:38 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote: At 12/4/20 06:36 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: At 12/4/20 06:29 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote: At 12/4/20 06:26 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: At 12/4/20 06:23 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote: At 12/4/20 06:20 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: At 12/4/20 06:14 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote: At 12/4/20 06:09 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: At 12/4/20 06:05 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

OK, Caleb, this is personal.

Caleb shoots his colt python into the air to get the barbecue guests to scatter, He then runs to the nearest entrance to NG hq.

Piconjo is standing in said entrance, brandishing a sword roughly the size of Caleb, apparently without any problems wielding it.

Hey, got a present for ya! Caleb drops a burning bundle of dynamite at piconjo's feet and then he teleports a short distance away so he is safe from the blast.

Piconjo flings the bundle away with his massive sword as if it were a baseball. Just to get it as far as possible from the NG HQ, never mind whither Caleb went.

Caleb brandishes dual napalm launchers, He begins firing at anything in piconjo's general direction, As the recoil is hard to contain.

The NG HQ is in Piconjo's general direction. Piconjo flies into a fit of rage and charges at Caleb in bullet-time.

Using his powers, caleb enters bullet-time as well, He is firing his dual thompsons at piconjo.

Piconjo is using his sword as a shield.

caleb teleports behind piconjo, Backstabbing him with his bowie knife.

Teleport? OK, so if Caleb is using his god powers, then Piconjo has no reason to hold his own back.

Piconjo unleashes his Super P3n0r on Caleb. Thousands of people have been impaled by that p3n0r in the past. At once.

I thought this thread was Sfw. I believe this falls under "Nsfw".

Caleb is startled by this sudden turn for the sexual.

Caleb opens a portal in front of it to block it and send it to a dimension where everything is made up of the sharpest blades in the multiverse.

He then opens two portals, One below piconjo and one above. Piconjo is trapped in a infinite loop through the most painful dimensions in the multiverse.

Nice try, but with Piconjo's p3n0r still attached to his body, Caleb's infinite loop idea can't succeed. Piconjo keeps hanging in one of the portals and eventually pulls himself out. He then proceeds to taunt Caleb for not getting the "TLDR" achievement in Stealing the Diamond.

caleb teleports to the top of the ng building, He then opens a portal in the sky to drop a gigantic boulder on ng hq.

The NG offices are very sturdily built. The boulder only does damage to Caleb.

Since when do you control such things?

Caleb teleports away.

He teleports behind piconjo and shoves a bundle of dynamite down piconjo's throat.

You know those two buildings the Tankmen use for a cannon field goal? NG HQ in the post-atomic future.

Also, have you ever tried shoving something down someone's throat from behind? Piconjo's above-waist anatomy is still regular human. He tries to slice off Caleb's dynamite-holding hand.

Caleb vanishes from behind piconjo before he can slice off his hand.

Piconjo assumes Caleb has bailed out and uses the portals he left to sodomise himself.

I didnt bail. Im right in front of you. Caleb was already taking aim, He shoots piconjo in the head with his colt pythons.
Piconjo slumps to the ground.

At 12/5/20 02:30 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/5/20 02:29 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/5/20 02:20 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/5/20 02:17 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
Piconjo assumes Caleb has bailed out and uses the portals he left to sodomise himself.

I didnt bail. Im right in front of you. Caleb was already taking aim, He shoots piconjo in the head with his colt pythons.
Piconjo slumps to the ground.

Thou winnest.

Good game, Mr piconjo, See you in hell.

At 12/5/20 02:45 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/5/20 02:32 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
Caleb and Piconjo are suddenly warped away from the scene by the mysterious host's tech. Piconjo is sent back to his world while Caleb is sent back to the break room.

Oh, Im back here. Caleb rings the bell for the maid-bot to get him more root beer.

At 12/5/20 02:52 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 12/5/20 02:38 PM, J3tjaguar wrote: Screeeeechh
Translation:Who let the slug out,I specifically remember Putting them in a jar and leaving him on the computer desk?

A bit confused as to why Jet didn't go through the portal yet to his Battle Zone, the drone responds.

???: "Don't know, maybe it let itself out with its abilities."

At 12/5/20 02:45 PM, Kaptindregbadd wrote:

At 12/5/20 02:32 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
Caleb and Piconjo are suddenly warped away from the scene by the mysterious host's tech. Piconjo is sent back to his world while Caleb is sent back to the break room.

Oh, Im back here. Caleb rings the bell for the maid-bot to get him more root beer.

A moment later the maid returns with another six-pack. Meanwhile the results screen has been updated showing Caleb's victory (bit hard to tell due to the shade of gray picked).

???: "We're hard at work wrestling back control of this thing. At least we figured out what two of the Battle Zones are."
(full pic)

At 12/5/20 11:15 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: The slug arrives inside a nice-looking building filled with living food and objects with clocks for faces. Their leader, a strawberry, puts down his newspaper titled "Newgrounds City Times" and gets up from his armchair.

Strawberry Clock: "Look, it's an intruder! Should we kill it or keep it as a pet?"

At 12/5/20 06:36 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Hmm, haven't heard much from half the players on this thread. Should we maybe check on them via PM to see if they're still onboard for the thread or are busy or something? After all it's time to fight and all they have to do is enter a portal to their Battle Zone and for me to describe said place before they fight.