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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 00:46:14


At 4/14/09 07:20 PM, Crusher117 wrote: Uhm, there's a difference between a visitor that makes a point to see what we're about and get to know a few of us and some off post.
By all means, visit away, post some, get to know a few of us. Dont come in and be fucking random for one post.

It wasn't completely random, he was probably answering Krev's question about how the aura looked. Yall need to chilll on the littluns brahhh.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 00:47:16


At 4/15/09 12:39 AM, Spartan204 wrote:
I can't really tell here if you're simply restating what I implied or agreeing with me, but okay I guess.

And to bdash, just calm down dude, I'm quite aware that this is America.

Yea no I was agreeing with you, since I figure you were agreeing with me. Not too confusing is it? lol

Don't worry about bdash, if you give him a good reason he gets too excited and wets his pants. He's like an overexcited young puppy, give him a chance lol.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 00:50:40


At 4/15/09 12:32 AM, SpiffyMasta wrote:
You have a cat that harasses you to pet it, or a male cat in heat? I hope it's the first haha.

yeah, the former, lol.

One of my cats (the one in heat) is like a dog, I call her like a dog and she comes, she fetches when I throw her a ball (yes she actually brings it back for me to throw it again), it's really weird.

my cats beat up on my dog, which is kinda odd i think.

What sinjay joke?

they demodded sinjay for like a week, then modded the guy who got him demodded for like 4 minutes, then unmodded him and remodded sinjay. big, late april fool's joke.

At 4/15/09 12:26 AM, bdash1990 wrote: Amen Marine.

I couldn't agree more.

It's nice to see at least one person hasn't gone completely bat-shit crazy.

i'm not that political, so i'll give the guy a chance, but i kinda feel that going too far to one side is a fuck up either way. we don't need giant government, but too little fucks a lot of people over to, so.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 01:07:14


At 4/15/09 12:50 AM, TheSongSalad wrote: my cats beat up on my dog, which is kinda odd i think.

In my experience, with cats and dogs that live together, the cat usually dominates the dog. I don't know why, that's just always been that way. My dad has a Czech Working German Shepard, and she can be mean as fuck, she loves to chase after cats and she's a little cuckoo in the head, but when she fights a cat, she always ends up backing off. It's pretty funny. I say she's cuckoo because she literally is, we used to have a tree in the back yard, that was maybe 8 inches in diameter, and she would run around a 6 by 10 garden box, then chew on the tree branch, go around the box and chew on the tree branch. She did this every time we let her outside for long enough. Eventually she chewed almost through the branch of the tree, and i broke it off. She then proceeded to chew what was left of the branch, and to this day she still does it I'm pretty sure. That or she'll chase her tail for hours on end unless we yell at her to stop.

Psychotic dog I tell you.

they demodded sinjay for like a week, then modded the guy who got him demodded for like 4 minutes, then unmodded him and remodded sinjay. big, late april fool's joke.

That's kind of funny. But not that much. lol.


i'm not that political, so i'll give the guy a chance, but i kinda feel that going too far to one side is a fuck up either way. we don't need giant government, but too little fucks a lot of people over to, so.

There definitely is a fine balance, but what this guy wants to do is completely off the scale.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 01:11:21


On another note I love how this guy announces that it's his alt account to get around the rules.

http://mountaindew2008.newgrounds.com/

Someone should pm someone about it, I have no power.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 01:45:04


Hey spiffy have you heard about this?
http://www.pleasantonteaparty.com/
You can bet I'm going.

It's tomorrow.

These are all over the place.

Word is that liberals are planning to shut it down.

Oh, boy. BRING IT ON!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 08:24:31


At 4/15/09 12:32 AM, bdash1990 wrote: I can't speak for spiffy, but I have no problem with immigrants coming to this country legally.
IF THEY SPOKE ENGLISH HALFWAY DECENTLY!

This is America god dammit

Indeed this is America, land of the free; home of the brave. Just because someone doesn't speak English properly doesn't mean they should become a part of this good nation. However, if they live in this country and do not learn the language, that's just laziness.

Oh and I kind of stopped getting into illegal immigrant discussions. I am opposed to them getting any rights until they become legal. The last conversation I got into was in my Spanish class, and one of my ignorant classmates made the comment, "If they come to America, they should learn to speak AMERICAN!" (and she was 100% serious) ....O.O <<<Me when I heard it lmao. I slapped my hands on my desk and turned and looked at her and said, "First of all, your fucking retarded. Second, it's ENGLISH!! DX" I never wanted to strangle a girl so bad in my life >:S

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 12:47:54


At 4/15/09 01:11 AM, SpiffyMasta wrote: On another note I love how this guy announces that it's his alt account to get around the rules.

http://mountaindew2008.newgrounds.com/

Someone should pm someone about it, I have no power.

Yeah, us users have no power. Weren't there people here that do, though? What are they called again?
Rods? Tods? Bods?.... Nods??? Damn, I forgot, so I guess he'll just have to stay on NG.

And Slnt, he wasn't referring to me. Try and keep up by reading the posts, will you? Not that difficult.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 12:55:38


At 4/15/09 12:47 PM, KrevZabijak wrote:
Yeah, us users have no power. Weren't there people here that do, though? What are they called again?
Rods? Tods? Bods?.... Nods??? Damn, I forgot, so I guess he'll just have to stay on NG.

And Slnt, he wasn't referring to me. Try and keep up by reading the posts, will you? Not that difficult.

I thought they were Gods... but nevermind.

You should all check out the NGPD website, freshly additioned with my Spammers article.

The 4th paragraph down. *Laughs at Tails*

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 13:13:21


Oh, lawdy, not another spam crew.
*sigh* Now they've created the [GG]. Here's their first submission.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/491601It makes me wonder how sad some humans on this planet have to be.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 13:14:25


At 4/15/09 01:13 PM, Elder500 wrote: Oh, lawdy, not another spam crew.
*sigh* Now they've created the [GG]. Here's their first submission.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 1601It makes me wonder how sad some humans on this planet have to be.

Ohshit. I thought I pressed "enter."

Sorry, guys. Here's the link.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 1601

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 13:34:45


At 4/15/09 01:13 PM, Elder500 wrote: Oh, lawdy, not another spam crew.
*sigh* Now they've created the [GG].

You can never eliminate spam crews, as long as there are 11 year old's they will exist. Pisses me off..

On a side note, I gotta get one of those bangin NGPD sigs some of you guys have :P


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 14:11:37


At 4/15/09 01:34 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote:
At 4/15/09 01:13 PM, Elder500 wrote: Oh, lawdy, not another spam crew.
*sigh* Now they've created the [GG].
You can never eliminate spam crews, as long as there are 11 year old's they will exist. Pisses me off..

On a side note, I gotta get one of those bangin NGPD sigs some of you guys have :P

You mean mine.

Either go to the sig request club, or ask maximuspower directly. Try not to copy mine too much will ya. The link to maximuspower page is in my sig.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 14:16:00


I just lol at spammers. They're pothetic. Wah. Free blam point ;).
On a really random and slightly distrubing note, has anyone seen the new enzyte commercial? made me lol my ass off. I mean, the old one was funny, but christ, they have sexual innuendos down to a science now!

Yay Spring Break :I

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 15:06:03


Well of course, we all know that Sex Sells, DUH! If it didn't then CBS' "Two and a Half Men" wouldn't have the ratings it does. Honestly, plus the porn industry wouldn't do as good as it is either, nor would R rated action movies. Where there's action, there's bound to be SEX!!!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 17:00:28


At 4/15/09 03:06 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Where there's action, there's bound to be SEX!!!

Where there is me, there's bound to be sex.

You should know that's it's just part of what makes us human.

Plus the consumerist society we live in that gratifies sexuality as a means to profit.

I'm watching the strangers right now, and that song that keeps skipping is so fucking annoying. Anybody seen it?

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 17:04:34


No, and what is "The Strangers" also, what song are you talking about?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 17:18:30


At 4/15/09 05:04 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: No, and what is "The Strangers" also, what song are you talking about?

It's a movie. I don't know what the song is. It's some country song, and in the movie it starts skipping very loudly. Lasts a couple minutes, but it's really annoying. The movie in itself is kind of stupid, classic slasher movie with a few scares.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 19:28:02


*yawns*
Hey guys, whats up?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 20:08:21


At 4/15/09 07:28 PM, Crusher117 wrote: *yawns*
Hey guys, whats up?

There hasn't really been much activity here for a little while. Meh, just waiting for something to pop up.

I know what'll boost activity. PIES! No one can resist nice, crusty, apple pie.

Anyone who replies to this post will get a slice.
There isn't much to go around, so GET QUOTING!

lolattentionwhore

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 20:14:01


At 4/15/09 08:08 PM, Elder500 wrote:
I know what'll boost activity. PIES! No one can resist nice, crusty, apple pie.

Nothing like warm apple pie...

Oh yea baby, give it to me!

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 20:33:46


At 4/15/09 08:14 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:
At 4/15/09 08:08 PM, Elder500 wrote:
I know what'll boost activity. PIES! No one can resist nice, crusty, apple pie.
Nothing like warm apple pie...

Oh yea baby, give it to me!

Fork me, baby, fork me!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 20:43:32


okay. i replied. now where's my pie?

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 20:53:00


At 4/15/09 08:43 PM, TheSongSalad wrote: okay. i replied. now where's my pie?

Go to krev for pie.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 21:21:41


Anyone know a good horror flick? I'm bored.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 21:44:14


At 4/15/09 09:21 PM, Ninja-Without-Sight wrote: Anyone know a good horror flick? I'm bored.

Haha, I just watched one and I was talking about it earlier. Go get the strangers. It's got a few bumps and surprises, the story is kinda boring, but hey what horror flick isn't?

Why does Krev have the pie. Elder has the pie.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 21:59:04


At 4/15/09 09:44 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote: Why does Krev have the pie. Elder has the pie.

the pie is a lie.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 22:24:32


At 4/15/09 09:59 PM, TheSongSalad wrote:
At 4/15/09 09:44 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote: Why does Krev have the pie. Elder has the pie.
the pie is a lie.

I baked my own damn apple pie.

Somebody stole the cadny again.

They're only a dollar for two at McDs anyway. Plus they're pretty much AppleLight size ROFL.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 22:42:11


just noticed i level up tonight... sadly, i think the boxing glove w/ the wire looks like crap. oh well.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 23:17:46


Pie is pretty cool as pie, eh tastes good and doesn't afraid of anything


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