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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-15 23:53:23


Well, I'm gonna go level up to 15 now. I'll be that much closer to that rusty crowbar <3. Now I can run this place with a leather whip... kinkeh.


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 00:01:11


At 4/15/09 11:53 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Well, I'm gonna go level up to 15 now. I'll be that much closer to that rusty crowbar <3. Now I can run this place with a leather whip... kinkeh.

nice. and now i too have a new icon. we could be level-up buddys tails.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 00:04:12


Just more fun for the probies...

>:D

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 00:09:15


At 4/16/09 12:01 AM, TheSongSalad wrote: nice. and now i too have a new icon. we could be level-up buddys tails.

*Kicks you in the shins and pulls out Wilford Brimley.*

Yes, I named my taser. My taser would like to speak to you about diabetes.

Stop following me when I level up! :P It's almost spooky, when you joined I had to change my aura because I scan through posts looking for aura + level icons instead of names. I'm so OCD, I feel odd when both of mine are the same as someone else's.

*Pulls out another bottle of Abita's Turbodog.* Tasty tasty Louisiana microbrew ale. I find playing Portal Defenders doesn't piss me off as much when I'm drunk and I actually imagine myself having a chance at beating Wadolf one day.

But we all know that won't happen, beating Wadolf is as likely as me playing Alkie again.

Dexter Season 5: "Psychopaths in love. It's like Zodiac and Juliet."

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 00:20:22


At 4/16/09 12:09 AM, KrevZabijak wrote:
At 4/16/09 12:01 AM, TheSongSalad wrote: nice. and now i too have a new icon. we could be level-up buddys tails.
*Kicks you in the shins and pulls out Wilford Brimley.*
Yes, I named my taser. My taser would like to speak to you about diabetes.

about diabetes? i'm not going to ask... lol.

Stop following me when I level up! :P It's almost spooky, when you joined I had to change my aura because I scan through posts looking for aura + level icons instead of names. I'm so OCD, I feel odd when both of mine are the same as someone else's.

yeah, i noticed that too. i level up two days after you. forever, mua ha ha!

but sorry for stealing your green aura, too lazy to fuck w/ it.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 00:21:53


No need to worry - - I'm not green, I picked red to match the glove, and Wilford Brimley was a commercial icon for quite some time as an advocate for diabetes information. Google him and get some great 4ch memes while you're at it.
Good times, good times.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 00:31:19


ah, makes a little more sense now. glad i'm not pissin you off for the aura deal, i think i'd still like it better if it was automatic.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 00:39:41


At 4/14/09 07:30 PM, Crusher117 wrote:
At 4/14/09 05:46 PM, Brick-top wrote:
At 4/14/09 05:33 PM, Crusher117 wrote: What'd I miss?
Mcsandwich died and had a lovely funeral.
Who, MrsCrawford?

Yep. Mckidneybasher.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 01:05:16


can i join???

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 01:20:32


At 4/15/09 11:53 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Well, I'm gonna go level up to 15 now. I'll be that much closer to that rusty crowbar <3. Now I can run this place with a leather whip... kinkeh.

I shall fight you whip to whip then hahahahaha.

At 4/16/09 01:05 AM, piggy123 wrote: can i join???

Hmmmmmm, let's see you meet basic requirements with having a portal security badge and 50 posts, but sifting through your last 150 posts I don't see much quality. Maybe if you can manage to use grammar, punctuation and more than one line in your posts other than ones that have flash lines you could pass. But I don't know.

It's Tails' call, but I certainly don't approve due to the lack of quality posts.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 02:21:52


At 4/16/09 01:05 AM, piggy123 wrote: can i join???

You meet the statistical requirements, but your post quality is, to be honest, pretty awful. Some of your posts to have length, but those are usually broken scripts that are probably copied from tutorials that you don't understand accompanied by a short plea for a fix to them. As well as post quality and volume, you may want to focus on improving the grammar that you use on Newgrounds. Your posts often seem lazy and like you haven't been bothered to do things like capitalizing letters that add little or no time onto how long you type, if you do so at a high speed.

Try to improve on your posting habits, and then return.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 02:25:14


At 4/16/09 02:21 AM, mwmike wrote: You meet the statistical requirements, but your post quality is, to be honest, pretty awful.

Mike, 0 o, you could of had just said you agreed with what I said instead of restating all of my points. LMAO

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 02:28:16


At 4/16/09 02:25 AM, SpiffyMasta wrote: Mike, 0 o, you could of had just said you agreed with what I said instead of restating all of my points. LMAO

Sorry for that. I started that post earlier but then started breakfast and posted it just after I had finished breakfast.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 02:59:12


I'm not a work today!!!

There was a chunk of glass embedded in my foot, literally. It must've slipped my boot and got inserted by me repeatedly stepping on it.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 03:03:02


At 4/16/09 02:59 AM, Brick-top wrote: I'm not a work today!!!

There was a chunk of glass embedded in my foot, literally. It must've slipped my boot and got inserted by me repeatedly stepping on it.

How do you step repeatedly on a piece of glass inserting it into your foot? Couldn't be that ibg of a piece, unless you don't feel anything.

Where do you work?

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 05:01:57


At 4/16/09 03:03 AM, SpiffyMasta wrote: How do you step repeatedly on a piece of glass inserting it into your foot? Couldn't be that ibg of a piece, unless you don't feel anything.

Glass slips in, gets under your foot, you walk, it does deeper. It wasn't huge by anyone's standard but it's a shock when you stab at your foot with a knife and something falls out of it.


Where do you work?

In england.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 05:52:38


I actually dug a piece of glass out of my foot with a knife once too.

It was there for nearly a year before I cut it out.

It was a bitch too.


Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 06:24:19


At 4/16/09 02:25 AM, SpiffyMasta wrote:
At 4/16/09 02:21 AM, mwmike wrote: You meet the statistical requirements, but your post quality is, to be honest, pretty awful.
Mike, 0 o, you could of had just said you agreed with what I said instead of restating all of my points. LMAO

After post review, I would make a post about how you could stand to improve, but after refreshing and seeing that others have come to the same conclusion, ill just agree with their points.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 06:26:36


At 4/15/09 09:44 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:
At 4/15/09 09:21 PM, Ninja-Without-Sight wrote:
Why does Krev have the pie. Elder has the pie.

Because Krev's got teh bewbzorz.
Ergo, she has the pie.
Can I have a piece?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 07:13:47


This club needs more CONTROVERSIES!

Dogs are delicious.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 07:18:57


MMM, Tasty.

Newgrounds Police Dept.


Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 09:13:17


At 4/16/09 07:13 AM, Brick-top wrote: Dogs are delicious.

That reminds me of a story where one ambassador sent a purebred dog to another, as a gift. The second ambassador sent back a note saying, "Thanks for the meal."
True story.
I don't blame him; aren't dogs just appetizing?

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 09:27:05


That story made me hungry...

... woder whacould be for breakfast? ^^

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 15:45:14


At 4/16/09 09:13 AM, Elder500 wrote:
I don't blame him; aren't dogs just appetizing?

Haha that picture is used so much. Let me guess, you typed "ugly dog" in google?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 15:56:50


At 4/16/09 03:45 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote:
At 4/16/09 09:13 AM, Elder500 wrote:
I don't blame him; aren't dogs just appetizing?
Haha that picture is used so much. Let me guess, you typed "ugly dog" in google?

I'm just amazed some people actually try to breed the ugliest dogs ever.

Seriously, who started that shit?

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 15:59:56


Oh dear god!! I've ran out of controversial things to say!

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 16:00:40


Forgot my pic...

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 16:21:23


At 4/16/09 03:59 PM, Brick-top wrote: Oh dear god!! I've ran out of controversial things to say!

I've got one.

Your mother.
*gasps*


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 16:26:03


Yup, we're all idiots to some degree. lmao, also, I level up tomorrow. So now Tails, myself, and others who leveled up, YAY US!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-16 16:31:00


Sorry for the double post, but, have y'all seen this?

Revenue Sharing on your respective Account pages?


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