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At 9/21/09 11:13 AM, Figter wrote: Figter signing in for duty

Hmm... Lesse here.

Badge: Good.
Post count: Good.
Post quality: Oh dear...

I'm sorry, but the last three pages of your post history have all of one post that's more than a single line long. And most of them aren't even half a line.
It is possible to make short yet good quality posts, but I don't see that in yours (copy-pasting the same post into several threads, along with a majority of half-assed comments that don't really say anything, is not a good start here).

However, I'm not the one in charge here. Wait for Tails to come here and find your post asking to join. It's up to him if you're allowed to join (OK, there's mwmike too, but he's never here anymore). Wait for a response from him.

I agree Sheizenhammer, but I happened to run into the guy on the paltalk chat the other day, and he's a legit user. His post history is just far too generally. Haha. His post history is just too unimpressive though. I say come back when he's got a couple pages of good posts (LIKE THIS ONE^^^) Hope to see you around here soon Figter. Wait for Tails and see what he says.

At 9/21/09 12:36 PM, michelinman wrote: I agree Sheizenhammer, but I happened to run into the guy on the paltalk chat the other day, and he's a legit user. His post history is just far too generally. Haha. His post history is just too unimpressive though. I say come back when he's got a couple pages of good posts (LIKE THIS ONE^^^) Hope to see you around here soon Figter. Wait for Tails and see what he says.

Hey thanks michelinman, was a while since last, sorry i just disappeared from the chat but my Internet was going highwire.
And yeah i think i should try to improve my posting a lil bit.

P.S. It was my birthday yesterday. Tribute now before I pull a Michael Jackson.

Happy belated birthday, Sir! Much love <3, How old are you now?

At 9/21/09 03:23 PM, JonnyTheWinnar wrote: Happy belated birthday, Sir! Much love <3, How old are you now?

LOLOL USERPAGE

At 9/21/09 03:46 PM, MrCrawford wrote:

At 9/21/09 03:23 PM, JonnyTheWinnar wrote: Happy belated birthday, Sir! Much love <3, How old are you now?

LOLOL USERPAGE

Heh, happy 19th Birthday!

At 9/21/09 03:47 PM, JonnyTheWinnar wrote:

At 9/21/09 03:46 PM, MrCrawford wrote:

At 9/21/09 03:23 PM, JonnyTheWinnar wrote: Happy belated birthday, Sir! Much love <3, How old are you now?

LOLOL USERPAGE

Heh, happy 19th Birthday!

YEAH! LET'S ALL GET DRUNK! Especially since there is NOTHING under judgement. :l

At 9/21/09 02:48 PM, MrCrawford wrote: P.S. It was my birthday yesterday. Tribute now before I pull a Michael Jackson.

Fuck you, i'll sell you the drugs that kill you.

Why dont you pull a Carradine? Hang in there!

At 9/21/09 03:46 PM, MrCrawford wrote: Birthday thing

Hay man, I'll let you finish and all that, but this thread had one of the best 400th page birthdays of all time.
OF ALL TIME.

At 9/21/09 05:02 PM, Toiletpaper wrote:

At 9/21/09 03:46 PM, MrCrawford wrote: Birthday thing

Hay man, I'll let you finish and all that, but this thread had one of the best 400th page birthdays of all time.
OF ALL TIME.

Imma letchu finish, but Kayne West is, and always will be, the greatest douchebag.

OF ALL TIME!

Just taking a break from the portal to stop in and see everyone, also Figter is a good user. I think he should be more than welcome (I know I am new myself) but I have seen him on the forums, pretty well known poster and seems to be a good guy at the same time.

At 9/21/09 11:13 AM, Figter wrote: Figter signing in for duty

I don't doubt the others when they say you're a good guy, but I need to see for myself what you can bring to the NGPD. I see you made an effort to better your posts since your request to join, but I'll have to see more substantial proof before I can let you proceed to the apprenticeship. Therefore, I'll have to deny you entry until you demonstrate a considerable and consistent improvement in your posting habit. But seeing that you're regarded highly by some of our members this should be a piece of cake for a user of your caliber :)

You can still post here. Hell, you can be as active as any of us. However, as a nonmember you won't get the benefits of membership such as the weekly roster or usage of our private forums. If you're not sure about anything about the NGPD, you're welcome to PM me anytime.

Also guys, you're getting kinda spammy with the drugs and the beer and whatnot. Tone it down a bit kthx. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRAWFFIE!!!!

Resubmitted. Resubmission:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/512206I can't find the original. This was resubmitted with no changes whatsoever. The original was titled either An impossible quiz, Impossible quiz, or My impossible quiz. Again, can't find it under the obituaries. :(

I remembered the first question >:(

This thread is in time out. It's gonna go sit in the corner and think about what its done wrong.

Daddy may unlock this thread in the future but this thread needs to learn its lesson first.

*spanks thread*

Last chance guys...

Don't fuck it up.

At 11/8/09 02:49 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Last chance guys...

Don't fuck it up.

I thank you very much Poozy for allowing us this chance. I would hope that this temporary locking has knocked some sense into the members.

Thank you again Poozy :)

Thanks for the last chance, Poozy.

Maybe this time they'll be a little better behaved. Well, we can hope so, anyway.

Ok, boys and girls, the pool is open again - play nice!

Alright, first catch.

Air Force, by Superking890 Type: Game Rating: Everyone

If you start the flash, this has been stolen from Playcrafter who even has a account on this site.

At 11/8/09 03:44 PM, Toiletpaper wrote: Alright, first catch.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 7384
If you start the flash, this has been stolen from Playcrafter who even has a account on this site.

Shit, made it through. Who wants to send a PM off to Wade?

*breathes a sigh of relief* Now I'll actually have some motivation to B/P.

At 11/8/09 04:33 PM, XIII13 wrote: Shit, made it through. Who wants to send a PM off to Wade?

Sorry, it seems I was wrong. This game wasn't stolen at all. SlntCobra explains the website in the EGB page which I had mentioned it on. False alarm; the author made the game on the website.

At 11/8/09 04:41 PM, Toiletpaper wrote: Sorry, it seems I was wrong. This game wasn't stolen at all. SlntCobra explains the website in the EGB page which I had mentioned it on. False alarm; the author made the game on the website.

Ah, I see. Thanks for linking the page.

Thank you for this final chance, Poozy.

NOW LISTEN UP EVERYONE.

As he said, we simply can't fuck this one up. Therefore I will be implementing some new rules around here that will be followed at all times. No exceptions ever.

+1 up posts are unacceptable. The NGPD demands that all posts be thoughtful, mature, and intelligent. Under no circumstances (birthdays, successful flags, or otherwise) will there be any display of blatant deviation from quality posts. Infractions include but are not limited to the following: all-caps, spammy behavior, assholery, hazing, and being an overt "party animal".

In addition, only the leader and co-leader (still pending) will have the authority to call the infractions on the thread. This is to prevent another Calintz accident. If you feel that someone is acting inappropriately, send us a PM detailing the post and why you think it should be brought to our attention.

If one fails to abide by these tenets mentioned above, there will be severe consequences.

First infraction, you will be subject to a 7-day suspension effective immediately.

Second infraction, you will be permanently expelled from the force. Simple as that.

There is no clean slate.

Speaking of which, there are a few people that must be made examples of, to show my resolve on enforcing this posting policy.

XIII13, you are hereby dishonorably discharged from the NGPD. Your display of gross disregard for the rules and the mods' warnings has disgraced our name and threatened this establishment's very existence. To everyone else. may this be a reminder of what happens when you step out of line.
You will have one post to say goodbye.

Porkchop, I ask that you never post in here again. You may not have started the trail of spammy posts that got us locked, but jumping on the bandwagon is just as bad, if not worse.

I know it sucks to end on such a negative note in light of this wonderful opportunity, but I must be more stern than ever if you want to be able to see this crew.
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So let's us have a new start with the NGPD. We all have to pitch in to ensure that we do not make this same mistake ever again.

And btw, episode 4 is about 80% complete. hopefully I'll be able to post it in our forum sometime this coming week ;)

*salute*

All right.

Thanks guys. It's been good. Keep up the good work, and kep protecting the portal.

Tails, everyone else, I'm sorry. I fucked up.

Simple as that.

Bye.

This flash brings clear threats against tom.

Rip Tom Fulp, by fuckyouandeatshit Type: Movie Rating: Everyone

At 11/8/09 09:51 PM, Toiletpaper wrote: This flash brings clear threats against tom.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 7419

I don't think it directly threatened him. Judging from the author's comment and the reviews, it was more of an attempt to start false rumors about someone which I suppose falls under "malicious." In anycase, it got blammed so it won't be turning anyone anymore :)

Nice find, TP.

At 11/8/09 10:35 PM, TailsPrower wrote: I don't think it directly threatened him. Judging from the author's comment and the reviews, it was more of an attempt to start false rumors about someone which I suppose falls under "malicious."

Heh, I was thinking of it in a more "foresight" way, but whatever lets it get flagged is fine with me. ;)

In anycase, it got blammed so it won't be turning anyone anymore :)

True. I've always wondered, if the flash gets blammed, does that mean negative whistle points? Or does it not count?

Nice find, TP.

Thank you sir! :)
*salutes*

At 11/8/09 10:48 PM, Toiletpaper wrote: True. I've always wondered, if the flash gets blammed, does that mean negative whistle points? Or does it not count?

Absolutely no points are deducted from your whistle if an abusive flash gets blammed rather than flagged. On the flip-side, you don't gain any either so in the end nothing is affected.

Irreconcilable differences are still irreconcilable it should seem.

I'm still looking for a midi of "Bad Boys" for the page theme song.

Nostalgia, officer?

It feels good to be back gentlemen.

Be sure to know, that you will not only have Tails on your ass for any small infraction, but also myself. So behave, you don't want my bad mood in your face.

I think I will conduct more thorough inspections for anyone that wants to join, I usually have good judgment as far as how intelligent someone can be.

On that note, I'll see you in the portal.