Okay so now that I've been away for so long. . . I present unto you, my longest post EVER. =P
Behold its awesome longness! . . . and its insane retardedness. . .
But! Before I get into the posting, I'm going to explain why I was gone so long. See, I have this crazy girlfriend and she lives in my three story house with me, my sister, my neice, my best friend, my best friend's cat and her dog, so things are hectic. Anyways, me and my girlfriend were 'busy' and my neice walked in on us. Then she freaked out and stepped on Haley's cat, which in return scratched the shit out of her. So she cried, then my sister and my friend came up.
They saw us and freaked out (mostly my sister, Haley just shrugged and walked out). Then I got grounded. . . which totally sucked. Thankfully, I managed to sneak on a little while yesterday and today before I died of boredom because honestly, my life is pretty boring besides all the sex and the chicks. Life sucks. . . except for when you have a nice girlfriend who is awesome and sexy and stuff. =P
So, now that I got that over with, here's my super extremely long post. I used quotes, so you guys could find my responses to you without gauging your eyes out trying to read through this behemoth of a post. Seriously, this is one gigantic post. Wonder if I can take up all the characters before I finish this.
At 11/28/08 04:55 AM, youngblood26 wrote:
I wish I can buy a brand new Chuck Taylor shoes.
Want mine? They're too small for me so they're like brand new.
Just silent this week due to business, as usual.
Yeah. I've been really busy lately too. It sucks when you don't have any time to chill out and use the internets.
At 11/28/08 02:33 PM, SonicSheep wrote:
Apparently it can be. After having a quick read through of some of my older posts*, that does seem to be my shortest post ever
*Dear gods i was a noob during my early months at NG :(
I think everyone goes through that stage. Some of my early posts are a bit embarassing, lol. Of course, I was only eleven at the time, so being a total moron and making myself look like a douche was really easy.
At 11/28/08 02:58 PM, Spartan204 wrote:
Hell, once I even made a retarded and angry troll thread demanding to know who Bedn was. That's when I realized, too late might I add, that I could use Google.
LOL. Bedn you say? Well, if you think that's bad, I didn't even know who Stamper was. ROFL. . . so naturally, I made an ass out of myself and got a ton of my posts deleted (THANK GOD). He did cut me some slack though cause I was a newbie.
At 11/28/08 03:19 PM, SonicSheep wrote:
Throughout all of 2006 i was a complete noob.
even when i first joined the NGPD
I was a complete and utter noob
I mean really Tails... Where you out of your mind allowing me to join with post quality like that ?
LOL, so was I. I think the only reason why I got in was because of Dejanus, espescially with my triple posting habits, lolz.
Also, speaking of Dejanus, I think he kinda died. Ever since I even brought up the possibility of breaking up with him, he's disappeared. Does anyone know what happened to him? I'm really worried. He hasn't talked to me or anything for like two months now.
God, I hope he doesn't hate me. . . <='(
At 11/28/08 03:46 PM, TailsPrower wrote:
BLAH BLAH BLAH STUFF . . . In other words, I got less sucky overtime :)
That's quite obvious, lol. Remember when I used to practically flood the old thread with one liners and horrible grammar? . . . but look at me now, I just cram gigantic posts in here until they won't fit any more. XD
By the way, in two days it will be the NGPD's 3rd birthday!
November 30, 2005 - The day it all started.
WOOT!
*happy worm dance*
At 11/28/08 04:05 PM, sinskae wrote:
heheh, thanks for all your guys' (and gals :P) advice. I think I will leave it as it is though. My brother really doesn't snoop into my business unless my parents tell him to, the remote desktop program is just for him to install my updates like spysweeper and such. But if I disable it or something then that might give him reason to hack me; and he can lol. He use to run a pirating website, he has all kinds of good old tricks :P
No prob, I'm glad I could put in my two cents on it. It's good that your brother actually tries to help you out though, so I don't blame you for keeping the program. It'd still be hard to hack you though, if you had the right antivirus and firewall.
At 11/28/08 04:12 PM, bananasrus09 wrote:
Zomg, we should have a massive birthday party! I'll bring the pinata! byob too.
We all grow up and write with more maturity and better grammar. Well, some of us do.
Yeah, but we usually only do that when we hit another 100 pages or so. I don't know what we should do for the birthday. . . Perhaps we should break out the wine, beer, rum, and various mixed drinks along with dangerous weapons of mass destruction to play with? That sounds fun.
At 11/28/08 04:31 PM, Spartan204 wrote:
Well a pinata would be nice, but what kind of a birthday party would it be without cake?
What kind of cake do you have in mind? A pizza cake? Or maybe a giant waffle with whipped cream and lots of other goodies? mmm. . . I'm hungry now, lol.
The NGPD's almost going to be going off to preschool. Brings a tear to my eye.
ZOMG! *teh cry* ;')
At 11/28/08 05:43 PM, sinskae wrote:
still not potty trained yet......
I think that happens when you're three, lol.
At 11/28/08 05:46 PM, Ismael92 wrote:
Great! But I thought that after saying that, you were going to post at least a small pic :/
You want me to? I can take one right now if you want. Otherwise, I'm probably not going to. My camera sucks btw.
At 11/28/08 05:58 PM, Spartan204 wrote:
Lol I just caught this, when in the heck did I say in my original post I was gonna bring balloons?
Balloons? What trickery is this?
At 11/28/08 09:32 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote:
At 11/28/08 03:46 PM, TailsPrower wrote:
Great, I think we should get ready for a big party, hopefully it will turn into a massive gay orgy or something :D
poor Andrea XD
YAY, massive orgy!
I honestly woundn't mind joining in, lol. I hate being left out.
At 11/29/08 11:39 PM, TailsPrower wrote:
Even if she brought a 10-inch strap-on, it still would technically be hetero which we all know is totally out of style. I believe this is called "pegging."
Well, there's always surgery, right? Also, that would technically be a giant bi orgy, not hetero, since it would be a lot of guys and one chick, lolz. Hilarious definition thing, by the way.
On another note, why are we talking about orgies now? . . . I forgot. Anyways, all this hot discussion is making me horny. . . (I can't believe I just said that) but I don't have anyone, or anything to satisfy my hornyness with. . . espescially since my finger is broken. I hope you're enjoying causing me mental anguish. XD
j/k, it's cool.
Also, before I forget, how is everyone? I know I ask a lot, but it's just what I do. I'm just really hyper and I'm happy, so I try to be nice to everyone. Believe me, I'm a hell of a lot different when I'm mad or depressed.
OMG, I've succeeded in using almost all the characters in this post. I think I have about a thousand or so to go before I exceed the limit of the post. Wow, I'm a post whore. . . But that's not so bad now is it?
Down to six hundred now. . . Damn, I must have a lot to write about now that I'm feeling all chatty and whatnot. . . Either that, or I have no life, which certainly can't be the case, since I'm absent so much. Again, wow, I'm suprised that I can cram so much into just one post.
Anyway, I'll stop stalling now and say good bye to you guys for the night. I have to go to bed before my sister catches me up again. She's likely to try to stab me to death or something. So since I need sleep (and I don't want to die at the moment) I am forced to say good bye and good night (not really). . .
At 11/30/08 01:24 AM, ShadyTyrant wrote:
SHORT POST OMFG !!!!!!
Don't do that.
Later dudes. ^_^